A conductor was putting on a performance of Beethoven's 9th Symphony at 8 o' clock. In the middle of the rehearsal, the air conditioning broke, so they brought out huge fans to keep the orchestra cool. This worked, but the conductor's score kept blowing away, so he had to tie it down. During this, the bass section noticed that they had an extremely long break towards the end of the symphony, so they decide to sneak out to the tavern across the street during the concert to pass the time. Finally, 8 o' clock rolls around and the concert begins. The bassists' break arrives and they quietly sneak off stage and go to the bar. They order drink after drink, and get far more plastered than they had originally planned. Eventually, one of the bassists realizes that it's nearly time for them to get back and play, so the entire group of drunken musicians stumble back across the street to the concert and get on stage. Being so hammered, they made quite a scene getting back to their seats; knocking things over and making noise.Oh my gosh I think I love you. That joke wins at life.
Noticing the chaos on stage, a man in the front row of the audience turns to his wife and says, "This should be interesting. It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, the basses are loaded, and the fans are going wild."
I lol'ed.
A conductor was putting on a performance of Beethoven's 9th Symphony at 8 o' clock. In the middle of the rehearsal, the air conditioning broke, so they brought out huge fans to keep the orchestra cool. This worked, but the conductor's score kept blowing away, so he had to tie it down. During this, the bass section noticed that they had an extremely long break towards the end of the symphony, so they decide to sneak out to the tavern across the street during the concert to pass the time. Finally, 8 o' clock rolls around and the concert begins. The bassists' break arrives and they quietly sneak off stage and go to the bar. They order drink after drink, and get far more plastered than they had originally planned. Eventually, one of the bassists realizes that it's nearly time for them to get back and play, so the entire group of drunken musicians stumble back across the street to the concert and get on stage. Being so hammered, they made quite a scene getting back to their seats; knocking things over and making noise.
Noticing the chaos on stage, a man in the front row of the audience turns to his wife and says, "This should be interesting. It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, the basses are loaded, and the fans are going wild."
I lol'ed.
Three men walk into a bar.
One looks at the other two and says "Life is a short, miserable trudge through unending suffering."
What's blue and red and sits in a corner?
An abused child. Thousands of children are suffering in silence right now. Every year, the NSPCC rescues hundreds of such children and sees them into loving foster homes - but we need your help. Just two pounds a month could change a life for the better.
Cruelty to children must stop. Full stop.
http://www.nspcc.org.uk/
am I doing this whole meta-ironic humour thing right?
What's blue and red and sits in a corner?
An abused child. Thousands of children are suffering in silence right now. Every year, the NSPCC rescues hundreds of such children and sees them into loving foster homes - but we need your help. Just two pounds a month could change a life for the better.
Cruelty to children must stop. Full stop.
http://www.nspcc.org.uk/
I would seriously love to read some more things you've written (unless you plagiarized it, in which cases please point me toward your source.)
:D
:x
NO SHITTY PUNSOh you should talk, Mr. "The Sines Were There."
what did the quadratic equation yell when it was simplified?
drats, FOILed again
Oh you should talk, Mr. "The Sines Were There."
"This should be interesting. It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, the basses are loaded, and the fans are going wild."That one too.
It's because of their natural logarithm!