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Title: will QC ever end?
Post by: MC on 22 Apr 2008, 21:42
do you think Jeph will ever make a "last comic"? I know it's mournful to think about because this IS such an awesome comic..... but just for fun.... what is your prediction on when the last comic will be?
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: jeph on 22 Apr 2008, 21:44
everyone gets hit by a truck.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Surgoshan on 22 Apr 2008, 21:44
Rocks fall, everyone dies.

It's bound to happen sooner or later.  The DM's going to have to get tired of the drama queens playing Faye and Dora.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: SilentJ on 22 Apr 2008, 21:45
everyone gets hit by a truck.

The internet, she is a cruel mistress.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Spluff on 22 Apr 2008, 23:51
The comic will slowly morph into a hardcore porno, until it is no longer recognizable as the comic it once was.

This is how Questionable Content, as we know it, will end.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Thaes on 23 Apr 2008, 00:03
I think the perfect way to end it would be making an otherwise ordinary strip, with the last panel being black with the text "And then they all died" in it. That´s a perfect ending for everything, be it a TV-series, book or commercial!
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Rocketman on 23 Apr 2008, 01:18
It's a webcomic. It'll end with an otherwise ordinary strip that doesn't resolve anything and is only the end in the sense that nothing get posted after it.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Voxsera on 23 Apr 2008, 04:01
When the large hardon collider activates.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Scruffy on 23 Apr 2008, 06:18
This is kinda morbid, but I'm pretty sure that if I wrote something that so many people were interested in that I would place the ending next to my last will and testimant. 

/I just made myself sad
//Dinosaur Cheer  :-D
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: JReynolds on 23 Apr 2008, 06:29
I think that the QC final comic has already been posted. It was a guest comic, but the guest author assured us that it was perfectly canonical.

Sadly, I don't know which cartoon it is.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: MrSteevo on 23 Apr 2008, 06:36
It'll end wil all of them getting hit by a truck?

Oh man :/
I wanted Marten to commit suicide when Arcade fire and Flaming Lips decided to break up at the same time.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: benji on 23 Apr 2008, 07:11
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=674 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=674)

"Later on, everybody kisses everyone everybody else."
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Jeff7 on 23 Apr 2008, 07:47
everyone gets hit by a truck.
If it's not a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk, you know what? Well, it just couldn't be any other way.




Oooooohhhh Daaannnnyyy booooooyyyy!!!!
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: waterloosunset on 23 Apr 2008, 09:25
One by one, the characters begin to disappear. The Allosaurus which ate Sarah turns out to be Steve in disguise. When caught out by Pizza Girl eating the others, he eats her before Pintsize, with his laser returned, destroys him. Unfortunabtely in the process, the whole town is destroyed.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Muskrat121 on 23 Apr 2008, 09:28
everyone gets hit by a truck.
If it's not a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk, you know what? Well, it just couldn't be any other way.




Oooooohhhh Daaannnnyyy booooooyyyy!!!!

QC Ends and you're singing about some dead stiff named Danny boy?!


Along those lines:  There's some interdimensional rift and all the crazy robots get sucked through it.  Bender, Pintsize and Gir become some hedious robot mostor.  All of everything ends when everything is stolen after a giant pig runs through a cake mix factory.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Apr 2008, 09:39
There was also this horrific daydream (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=623) of a sort of ending.

Paul
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Jepser on 23 Apr 2008, 10:33
..And everyone grows moustaches!
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: tomselleck69 on 23 Apr 2008, 11:32
last strip: the identity of pizza girl is revealed to be faye's dead father
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: jeph on 23 Apr 2008, 12:20
hahaha

"I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL ALONG, FAYE AND I LOVE Y-"

[truck hits him]
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: zeepers creepers on 23 Apr 2008, 15:41
I think it would be funny if it pulled a sopranos on us and just ended with a blank panel. Like the same scene and everything but in the Coffee of Doom, I don't know I geuss we'll have to wait it out.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: C Patrick Carolan on 23 Apr 2008, 16:48
"It was all just part of my freaky dream!"
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Lunchbox on 23 Apr 2008, 16:58
hardon collider

Lawl.


I hope QC does end in a timely manner, because I can't imagine how completely awesome it would be if Jeph were to focus on a new comic with a much more twisted sense of humour.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: TheReaper on 23 Apr 2008, 18:00
Y'know, Jeph has mentioned trucks running people over twice now. You know it'll happen...a year or two down the road, we'll get a strip titled "Roadkill."
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 23 Apr 2008, 18:11
The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: zeepers creepers on 23 Apr 2008, 18:59
The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts

I really like this idea, little robots and destructive ancient gods of death go hand in hand.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Rocketman on 23 Apr 2008, 19:55
The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts

Then Marten makes a deal with Ares?
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: JReynolds on 23 Apr 2008, 19:58
The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts

Well, assuming that Jeph takes no breaks, strip #2012 will appear on 13 September 2010.

Is it too soon to start speculating how Jeph will celebrate when the number of the strip catches up with the year? That WILL be sometime in 2010. Assuming that the cartoon still holds Jeph's interest. And I hope it does.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Daggor on 23 Apr 2008, 20:36
I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: MrSteevo on 23 Apr 2008, 21:40
The last strip will be #2012.  Pintsize summons the Mayan god of the underworld, who then lays waste to Northern Massachusetts

Ah, So of course they didnt predict the end of the world, just the end of QC. Finally Philsophy is used for a good cause :P
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 24 Apr 2008, 04:21
It'll be a St. Elsewhere/Crossroads ending where Pintsize is the alter ego of a little autistic boy and it was all in his mind.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Voxsera on 24 Apr 2008, 04:32
hardon collider
Lawl.

Aww shit , i didn't even realize my mistake.

Or : Time travellers from the furture came back to colonise Earth , after Earth got destroyed by a Giant Planet Killing Robot , who think planets taste like cake mix in their own timeline.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: snalin on 24 Apr 2008, 13:13
Marten and Hannelores band releases an album which becomes a major breakthrough, and everyone leaves on a tour to Japan. We get fifteen strips with only the thanksgiving-turkeys, before thanksgiving comes and they are eaten.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: benji on 24 Apr 2008, 13:36
If the comic ends with Deathmole making it big, I want the last several strips to be a parody of one of a bad VH1 special documenting Marten's descent in to drug-addled madness and subsequent redemption as a born again Zoroastrian.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: MC on 24 Apr 2008, 16:05
here's my theory:

"Jeph draws a comic of himself waking up from a coma.... he than says to everyone around him 'man, that was weird, I had the strangest dream, there were these indie kids and they were living life, and there were walking, talking computers with personalities. And you were there... and you were there to" and than he sings "somewhere over the rainbow".
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Red Peril on 24 Apr 2008, 17:24
All the Domed City theories prove true and the entire cast is hunted down and killed by a "Deadliest Game" fan who has set up the entire colony for just such a purpose because he is a clone of the Zodiac killer with shitloads of money for reasons which are never adequately explained. I think Jeph will just get bored at some point and decide to draw a different comic entirely before he ahs to resort to sending Faye back to Georgia soap-bubble style (worst ending imaginable).
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Ikrik on 24 Apr 2008, 21:44
Marten and Hannelores band releases an album which becomes a major breakthrough, and everyone leaves on a tour to Japan. We get fifteen strips with only the thanksgiving-turkeys, before thanksgiving comes and they are eaten.

Dear god I hope this strip doesn't end with a picture of turkey's..or indietits....that'd make me cry.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Muskrat121 on 25 Apr 2008, 08:30
Pintsize and Winslow create another nuclear launch device...only this one's real.  Hanners lunges for her dictionary only to discover it is in the other room.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: JReynolds on 25 Apr 2008, 08:43
What makes you think that the last one wasn't real, Muskrat?
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Muskrat121 on 25 Apr 2008, 10:44
Touche...
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Evander on 25 Apr 2008, 11:29
Which character is the one who survives to tell the story?

The truck driver?
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Hobolicious on 28 Apr 2008, 12:22
Raven decides to divide by 0 and creates a hole in space time
chaos ensues
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 29 Apr 2008, 18:15
Hannelore creates her own synthesised math-rock, and is discovered by fringe music shows in Britain. Her success there grows until she goes over to tour, taking Marten as her guitarist. Actually, it wouldn't end there, but it's a neat idea anyway.

No, this is an ending...

Marten ascends to a higher state of being. Steve holds them off until Penelope and Raven can get away.  Faye, Dora and Hannelore barricade themselves in the coffee shop which is soon surrounded by overwhelming forces. As they beat on the doors and windows, Marten reappears and destroys them  all in a blinding flash of light. Faye, Dora and Hannelore climb out, and find Steve in the rubble. A fleet of Chatham Corporation helicopters come to pick them up.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Boll Weevil on 30 Apr 2008, 18:34
Honestly, I think the comic should have ended after that guest comic where Martin broke his neck. Would've been one of the best "up yours" moments in history.

Either that, or everyone goes out Reservoir Dogs style, and Hannelore is the only one to get out alive. She meets another group of friends, and the cycle continues...

Awesome first post, I have to admit.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Quiet_Soul on 01 May 2008, 12:34
I really hope it doesn't end at all anytime soon. I'd be likely to cry. Very likely. I can't imagine how it would end. Faye and Marten probably hooks up afterall, but I don't see who Dora would wind up with then.... I'M CONFUSED
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Alphalpha on 01 May 2008, 15:35
Raven decides to divide by 0 and creates a hole in space time
chaos ensues
Don't you mean hilarity!

Faye: Raven, what did you do?
Raven: I messed up working out the price and created a small black hole!
Faye: Not again...
[canned laughter]

Oh God I hope not.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Boll Weevil on 01 May 2008, 18:00
No, no, I got it. I'm freakin serious.

Everybody but Faye gets hit by a truck, then she finds another shy boy and leads him on with suicide of dad PLUS mass-transit genocide. It's a vicious cycle that just gets more angsty each time.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Muskrat121 on 02 May 2008, 07:22
At that rate Faye will be the last woman left alive and will come across the last male, who just so happens to be an insecure shy emo boy who she leads on 'til she tells him how her father commited suicide, all her friends were killed by a truck that was then sucked into a hole in space time when Raven tried to divide by zero, how aliens attacked and used her for bizzare expieremtns, and finally how everyone else in the world died and how she's all alone, but that she can't get into a relationship right now because she has some "issues" to work out.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Boll Weevil on 02 May 2008, 12:55
And that would be awesome.

Admit it.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: nathan42100 on 04 May 2008, 17:25
The comic will slowly morph into a hardcore porno, until it is no longer recognizable as the comic it once was.

This is how Questionable Content, as we know it, will end.
So instead of just be Questionable content it would become unquestionably inappropriate content?
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Boll Weevil on 04 May 2008, 20:06
It's my opinion that over time any given comic either ends up as furry fanservice or as an un-funny syndication (redundant amirite).
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Electrified Sprinkles on 11 May 2008, 12:09
I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.

...That.... Was.... AMAZING!!!

seriously how long did it take you to come up with all that? I'm highly amused.

*edits* Yeah sorry Reynolds, it didn't look half as annoying when it was originally typed on white
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: JReynolds on 11 May 2008, 13:01
Hey Sprinkles,

For your next post, could you please use white for your letters?  Red on gray is seriously hard to read.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Jackie Blue on 13 May 2008, 23:18
Given the incredibly slow pacing of the strip as far as how much time actually elapses and things actually happening, there are only two options:

1.  "Well, this is it" ending where hardly anything is resolved.

2.  Jeph continues drawing the comic forever, and it gets less and less interesting as his interests and age grow farther from the interests and age of his core audience (he's already at least a decade older than most of QC's most die-hard fans as far as I can tell).
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: smellslikemagic on 15 May 2008, 07:09
I vote for everyone getting hit by a truck.  Much less messy than an outright apocalypse.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Tenebrais on 15 May 2008, 09:16
I reckon it'll turn out that it was all some comic on the Internet.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: AndrewDB on 15 May 2008, 09:19
Am I the only one who actually thinks Jeph should end it by uprooting the characters we've all known and flip their rolls completely?

Example:

Hanners suddenly becomes a messy freak who goes off and has as much sex as possible..

Faye becomes really nice..

Sven becomes a priest. (Its the best thing I could think of..)

Martin becomes............................. uh.. Martin.


Etc.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: nicolettesue on 15 May 2008, 12:14
After some pretty shocking plot twist (a wedding, a character death, some huge natural or apocalyptic disaster) Jeph will tie the ends off nicely with one of those "Where are they now?" comics that's set 20 years in the future.

"Hannelore went on to become the CEO of a vast empire of corporate and consumer cleaning services.  She makes more money than both of her parents, and has entered into a rather satisfying relationship with version 4.5 of the boyfriend robot."

"Raven went on to win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry after discovering a compound that would safely and completely rid the world of all its chemical and nuclear waste.  She claims she was just trying to make espresso."

"Marten and Dora dated for a while, weathering a few pregnancy scares, before they figured out that they just weren't right for each other.  They each lead rather contented lives with their significant others, but they occasionally wonder if their relationship's demise could have been averted."

"Penelope reveals her true identity to be that of Pizza Girl in a bestseller tell-all autobiography that is the start of her highly successful literary career.  She is courted from time to time by a cloaked stranger, but chooses not to out her secret admirer, lest her hopes be destroyed."

"Angus is happily married with two kids.  After finally getting the picture that Faye wasn't interested, he turned his affections on someone else, who reciprocated."

"Marten no longer keeps up with Steve, but we understand that Steve reunited with Ellen for a brief period of time.  Nothing more is known."

"Sven revived his music career in an effort to pay the bills, but he found fame and fortune that he had never known before.  Not yet married, it is unclear whether Sven was able to shake Faye out of his system."

"Faye returned to the south after Marten and Dora left Massachusetts, finally facing her demons.  She looks back at the last twenty or so years with great happiness, recognizing that it was all of her friends who helped her become whole again."

The strip ends with the gang each visiting the coffee shop, which has since been converted into some other business.  Individually, they reminisce about the past, marveling at how quickly it turned into the future.

Jeph ties up most ends, but he leaves certain things unsaid--mostly about whether or not people are really happy.  It's like life, really.  We get somewhere and we look back, wondering if the decisions we made were the right ones, always wondering if we're as happy as we could be.  An appropriately bittersweet ending, and one with plenty of mystery for us as readers.

Of course, this is all just my projection.  I think we should listen to Jeph and his truck theory, if only because he's the author.  :-)
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Thaes on 16 May 2008, 00:43
I think today´s strip revealed the end of QC: everyone else except Hanners turns out to be an actor hired by her parents. As this also means that all the drama between the characters has been but a part of a cleverly orchestrated play, the combined frustration of the readers will dissolve the ozone layer, bringing the life as we know it do its end.

Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Doug S. Machina on 16 May 2008, 03:57

So Hanners will complete some undertaking that shows she doesn't need social training wheels any more, and the whole charade will be revealed. There will be a wrap party and everyone says "Well, nice working with you. See you around." and leaves.

"Jeph."
"What?"
"There's a mob of angry QC readers gathered outside. I think they've surrounded the building."
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Daggor on 16 May 2008, 20:56
I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.

...That.... Was.... AMAZING!!!

seriously how long did it take you to come up with all that? I'm highly amused.

I FORGOT PENELOPE!
Now that I think about it, it seems appropriate that in an attempt to simultaneously woo the Large Hadron Collider and Penelope, Wil formulated this plot with a vengeful Bourbon Monster, The destruction to prove worth to the Large Hadron Collider, and Dora's death to get Penelope in prison (Yes, Wil framed Penelope with the death/murder) so Wil could reveal shocking evidence that proves Penelope's innocence because it was actually the AIDS that Dora got from a three way with Raven's Canadian Ex-Boyfriend and the truck driver, which she then passed on to the makeout hobo before the Tequilla Monster took pity and killed her quickly.  This all hopefully resulting in Wil getting his dream of making out with Penelope IN the Large Hadron Collider.
 However, the Large Hadron Collider fizzled, and Wil found out that when he killed Pizza girl, he actually killed Penelope, at the end, Wil throws himself off a cliff while on fire (It seems appropriate to steal from LOTR here). Once he hits the ground, it is revealed that Penelope has a twin, who was Pizza Girl. Penelope survives to tell the story to a mal-adjusted misfit indy kid, but doesn't want to get into a relationship because she has "Issues" to work out first.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: waterloosunset on 23 May 2008, 07:53
I reckon it'll end up circling itself. Marten and Dora will break up, marten will get another job, come home hating it and be asked by Pintsize if he wants some porn. Then Marten will go out drinking with Steve, see some hot girl and the whole process will repeat. They'll never age, just live in their indie hipster utopia forever
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Static on 25 May 2008, 22:04
they'll all come to the sad realization that faye's father did all those years ago...  they'll realize they're part of a webcomic and take their lives to escape the cruel fates their manic God Jeph Jaques has instore for them.  THEN MAKEOUTS.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Surgoshan on 25 May 2008, 23:05
I reckon it'll end up circling itself. Marten and Dora will break up, marten will get another job, come home hating it and be asked by Pintsize if he wants some porn. Then Marten will go out drinking with Steve, see some hot girl and the whole process will repeat. They'll never age, just live in their indie hipster utopia forever

Sounds like hell, actually.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: waterloosunset on 26 May 2008, 02:43
hell for other people, but heaven for marten. he gets a series  of hot girls
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: SleeperCylon on 01 Jun 2008, 20:59
Of course it'll end sometime, but I don't see it in the too near future.  Jeph seems really into the plotline, and I'm pretty sure he actually gets enough readers to make some kind of revenue from it.  As long as he still really enjoys drawing it, I think he will.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Daggor on 12 Nov 2008, 21:55
I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.

...That.... Was.... AMAZING!!!

seriously how long did it take you to come up with all that? I'm highly amused.

I FORGOT PENELOPE!
Now that I think about it, it seems appropriate that in an attempt to simultaneously woo the Large Hadron Collider and Penelope, Wil formulated this plot with a vengeful Bourbon Monster, The destruction to prove worth to the Large Hadron Collider, and Dora's death to get Penelope in prison (Yes, Wil framed Penelope with the death/murder) so Wil could reveal shocking evidence that proves Penelope's innocence because it was actually the AIDS that Dora got from a three way with Raven's Canadian Ex-Boyfriend and the truck driver, which she then passed on to the makeout hobo before the Tequilla Monster took pity and killed her quickly.  This all hopefully resulting in Wil getting his dream of making out with Penelope IN the Large Hadron Collider.
 However, the Large Hadron Collider fizzled, and Wil found out that when he killed Pizza girl, he actually killed Penelope, at the end, Wil throws himself off a cliff while on fire (It seems appropriate to steal from LOTR here). Once he hits the ground, it is revealed that Penelope has a twin, who was Pizza Girl. Penelope survives to tell the story to a mal-adjusted misfit indy kid, but doesn't want to get into a relationship because she has "Issues" to work out first.

I would just like to point out that Steve's drunken stupor was the first, unrevealed, part of the evil plot of this end of QC
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Devlinvl on 13 Nov 2008, 03:21
I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.

...That.... Was.... AMAZING!!!

seriously how long did it take you to come up with all that? I'm highly amused.

I FORGOT PENELOPE!
Now that I think about it, it seems appropriate that in an attempt to simultaneously woo the Large Hadron Collider and Penelope, Wil formulated this plot with a vengeful Bourbon Monster, The destruction to prove worth to the Large Hadron Collider, and Dora's death to get Penelope in prison (Yes, Wil framed Penelope with the death/murder) so Wil could reveal shocking evidence that proves Penelope's innocence because it was actually the AIDS that Dora got from a three way with Raven's Canadian Ex-Boyfriend and the truck driver, which she then passed on to the makeout hobo before the Tequilla Monster took pity and killed her quickly.  This all hopefully resulting in Wil getting his dream of making out with Penelope IN the Large Hadron Collider.
 However, the Large Hadron Collider fizzled, and Wil found out that when he killed Pizza girl, he actually killed Penelope, at the end, Wil throws himself off a cliff while on fire (It seems appropriate to steal from LOTR here). Once he hits the ground, it is revealed that Penelope has a twin, who was Pizza Girl. Penelope survives to tell the story to a mal-adjusted misfit indy kid, but doesn't want to get into a relationship because she has "Issues" to work out first.
What happens to Hannelore, exactly? Does she crash with the spaceship?
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: JD on 13 Nov 2008, 03:54
zombie thread feasts on the flesh of human brains.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: TwistedRemedy on 13 Nov 2008, 18:18
The Coffee of doom is condemned (Turns out there was an animal infestation in the vents that no one really took care of, the animals ruined the building), which forces Dora to move away because she refuses to take any help from her brother.

Faye loses her job, as does Raven and Pen-pen.

Marten ended up moving out of town with Dora. (They break up a year and one month later, due to constant nagging and jealousy)

Faye can't afford the rent so she goes home to her mom's house. Her and Sven have a sad moment, but it's covered up with fake smiles.

Pen-pen is forced to go back to the library where she is sexually harassed on a daily basis for the next five years until her and what's-his-name get married.

Raven comes to her senses and dyes the pink back to black. Eventually she catches Sven in an ally, ravages him and is content with her life.

Hanners crawls back into her shell since everyone is gone. She becomes very depressed and gets back on her meds. She doesn't leave her room for a whole month, and is woken up by a fireman. Turns out Winslow tried to commit suicide, via microwave, due to massive neglect. The house ended up catching on fire. Hanners and the fireman get married four years later.

Sven's intern hits it big. In the Rap industry. Her major hit "Can't get your smell out of my sheets" is world famous.

Everyone else just doesn't show up. ever again.


Why-oh-why am I so bored.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: -Karamazov- on 14 Nov 2008, 09:21
Steve's drunkenness and self destructive tendencies lead to his confinement in a mental institution.  When he is released he goes on a killing spree at the Coffee of Doom with the Malaysian Battle Spatula. 
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: LittleKey on 14 Nov 2008, 17:09
I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.

I don't think I'd want to run across you in a dark alley.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 14 Nov 2008, 18:57
The comic shall slowly detreriorate into a series of fart jokes until the only reader left is the one laughs and claps his hands when the light on the micorwave turns on.
Then Jeph lets out a massive sigh of relief and gets on with his real love: playing air hockey against himself.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: nobo on 14 Nov 2008, 19:00
The coffee house gets turned into a starbucks and everyone goes their separate ways. occasionally they look each other up on facebook, but for the most part just consider this just one chapter in their long lives.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 14 Nov 2008, 19:04
Duh. *slaps head*
It's going to end like Takashi Miike's Dead or Alive.

If you don't know what I mean, find and rent the film. I's great ^^
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: DonInKansas on 15 Nov 2008, 12:19
We get fifteen strips with only the thanksgiving-turkeys, before thanksgiving comes and they are eaten.

This is an excellent idea even without QC ending.:)
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: soniku64 on 25 Nov 2008, 22:22
I think Pintsize will turn Space Odyssiy (SP?) 2000 on everyone and kill all the characters with the Battle Spatula (What was the full name?)
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Surgoshan on 26 Nov 2008, 04:33
(What was the full name?)

José Esteban Juan Carlos Pintsize Maturin y Domanova
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: sofiabailote on 26 Nov 2008, 14:06
c'mon, QC will never end- the guys will be 20 something forever and ever and nothing will ever change (except for their hairdos)... just like the Disney characters. Check it out: Marten = Mickey , Dora = Minnie , Goofy = Steve , Faye = Donald  :wink:
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: soniku64 on 26 Nov 2008, 19:58
(What was the full name?)

José Esteban Juan Carlos Pintsize Maturin y Domanova

I was talking about the spatula.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: celticgeek on 26 Nov 2008, 20:30
The Malaysian Battle Spatula. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=540)
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Surgoshan on 26 Nov 2008, 20:35
(What was the full name?)

José Esteban Juan Carlos Pintsize Maturin y Domanova

I was talking about the spatula.

I know, but I think Pintsize is more interesting than the spatula, was perhaps hecho en Mexico, and might be related to a British intelligence agent.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: NanoCell on 29 Nov 2008, 19:16
Pintsize builds a robot army and enslaves humanity.

By the way, has everyone forgotten the comic explaining QC's origins involving the ninja turtles and the disembodied brain? That might influence your decision.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Tybalt on 29 Nov 2008, 22:06
On the 10,000th strip, a year (QC time) has passed since #1.  It turns out that the strip was set in 2011, and the final strip was the Mayan apocalypse.  Of course, the actual mayan apocalypse will come on the 2723rd strip.  Spacetime does a barrel roll, 13 times.  In that warping, aliens abduct Jeph, bring him 10110 lightyears away, and he completes the comics to #10000.  But pay close attention:  2723 in base 13 is 10[11]0.  10110 (the distance to the alien solar system) in binary is 22.  QC days pass (on average) at 25 comics per day.  25 - 22 = 3, and 13 - 10 = 3.

Irrefutable proof.  It can't be a coincidence, and it can't be a joke.  The Mayan god said:
Quote
I may be a sad case, but I don't make jokes in base 13.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 30 Nov 2008, 23:15
I was just thinking all that
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Aegir on 17 Dec 2008, 19:19
Maybe I'm just a cynic, or maybe it's been because so many people keep on dying, but I see the comic ending with Jeph dying a tragic early death in real life and never updating the comic again, because he's dead. All the newsposts will be Jeph reporting how his chemo is going and stuff and then no new comic gets posted for two days and then on the third day Jeph's wife posts that he died peacefully in his sleep and thank you for all your support over the years blah blah blah.
Title: Re: will QC ever end?
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 18 Dec 2008, 09:21
That's, uh, lovely