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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Ballard on 13 May 2008, 00:27
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.. that birthday threads are generally a bad idea.
But today marks the 28th anniversary of the day Joe Hocking was ejected from his mother's vagina into an unsuspecting world.
Joe is old.
Happy birthday man. The "Do-it Yourself Curmudgeon Kit" I got you should arrive in 6-8 weeks.
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28? Isn't he one of those people who gets the cool birthyear of 1979?
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No people, you see. Joe's age is so large that it cannot be expressed on a computer. That 28 is merely a result of the massive overflow that destroyed Gene's computer.
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Jesus.
Why don't we just make a general birthday thread, so we don't have three of them for individuals on the front page at once?
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Why don't we cancel Christmas while we're at it? Get rid of any fun!
NO FUN ON THE INTERNET!
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This is the same cocksucker that killed Lammastide (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Lammas), I'll bet you anything.
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The most exciting thing about my birthday is that I just now realized tomorrow is yelley's birthday. Also, this afternoon I am going to see some robots.
28? Isn't he one of those people who gets the cool birthyear of 1979?
gene is just trying to be nice.
2008-28=1980
Right, and her point was that if my birthday was 1979 that makes me *counts on fingers* 29.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
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When I grow up, I want to be just like Joe Hocking: old.
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Hooray! You're almost 30!
(http://blog.blacknight.com/images/thumbs-up.jpg)
But seriously, happy b-day Joe!
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congratulations, joe! you're not as old as i thought you were!
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or as old as est, at any rate.
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Pfft, est is as old as the hills. No one is as old as him.
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I hear that mother fucker knew Methuselah. I hear he also followed Moses 'round the desert calling him a punk kid.
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He was around when Jesus played for Jerusalem, and when Noah was in nappies.
I mean, really old.
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Happy Joe Hocking's Birthday Day Joe Hocking!
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Hey Joe! Keep 29 safe for me 'til I get there, okay!
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whenever i put my penis in an asian man's butt, i always think of joe hocking.
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He's still not as old as my sister, which reminds me, my sister is old.
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Hey guys, uh, now it's Yelley's birthday. Fuck that Hocking punk, he's had enough attention the last couple of days to last him a lifetime of furious masturbation.
Happy birthday to Yelley!
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Yay yelley! Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday, yelley!
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What they said! Whoo!
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Happy berfday Yelley!
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Happy birthday!
Or should I say gratulerer med dagen? Way to have an awesome day as your birthday.
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Oh Anyways. It's all right. I love you!
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Anyways, my mother always told me that, even when things seem bad, there's someone else who's having a worse birthday. Like being stung by a bee, or getting a splinter, or being chained to the wall in someone's sex dungeon
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My sex dungeon has faux leopard skin covered chains. But I suppose it doesn't matter much if I'm a necrophiliac.
CONGRATULATIONS ON GOING AROUND THE SUN EVERYONE FOR REALZ GOOD JOB KEEP IT UP
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Oh man was it tough work but we pulled through
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i was starting to feel really old... but then i remembered joe hocking and i feel good about myself again. thanks guys! ^_^
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Oh man was it tough work but we pulled through
You have no idea how hard it is to remain on earth and rotate while revolving. And get this : sometimes we tilt.
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And there's that pesky mini-Earth that revolves around us and totally cramps our style
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You're totally misunderstanding, dude. We have a groupie! That makes us cool! And we can make it go fetch things for us, like the ocean and asteroids.
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(http://homepage3.nifty.com/ueyamam/imageM/tops/angel.jpg)
(http://www.umt.edu/journalism/special_projects/hall_of_fame/hall_images/Hockingt.jpg)
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(http://www.pugs.nl/images/happy.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44641000/jpg/_44641640_planeposter.jpg)
(http://www.ruthclaxton.com/thumb_nail/240407-2140__leics2.jpg)
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You're totally misunderstanding, dude. We have a groupie! That makes us cool! And we can make it go fetch things for us, like the ocean and asteroids.
If that's true, then why don't we have more groupies, huh? Jupiter has over 60 groupies. Having only the moon is like having one creepy stalker groupie, and we really don't want that.
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Guys the term isn't groupies anymore. It's streetteam.
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What the hell did this thread turn into?
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You're totally misunderstanding, dude. We have a groupie! That makes us cool! And we can make it go fetch things for us, like the ocean and asteroids.
If that's true, then why don't we have more groupies, huh? Jupiter has over 60 groupies. Having only the moon is like having one creepy stalker groupie, and we really don't want that.
Jupiter has over sixty minor groupies, but we have one significant life partner.
And ballard is right, what the hell is going on?
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Guys it is my day of real life superiority.
Do I get to use this thread or does nobody care anymore?
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Happy Birthday! (That is what this is about, isn't it?) Enjoy your day of superiority.
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Happy birthday!
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this thread made me realize that we don't have enough threads about space.
...and that made me realize that The Universe is on tonight! i'm excited because Tuesdays are my most hated days to come to work because of the tap-dancing but it's all made OK because i can go home and watch The Universe.
basically, what i am getting at is that i think you should all watch The Universe tonight because it will make you feel insignificant and remind you that being 18 is nothing compared to being 90 bajillion years old and infinitely large.
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Oh man I love that show! I am such a sucker for anything space related.
Also, thank you for the birthday wishes guys!
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Happy Birthday dude! Here and Facebook, god I'm good.