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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: waterloosunset on 22 May 2008, 06:59
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It's just dawned on me that I'm getting old. I've left school now and trying to find a job. Oh god I'm having to grow up.
Any advice on how to cope????????
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Learn to suck dick really really well.
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Suck the next 8 cocks he sees?
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Drugssssssss.
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You'll be fine. Just stock up on diapers.
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Run away and join the circus.
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www.craigslist.org
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What. Tommy, why so serious?
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There is no such thing as "grown up". Just "less irritating than everyone else".
That's actually a serious comment, however flip it sounds. Plenty of people I know consider themselves grown up because they're now eighteen and have a car and a job. But they are still stupid, horrible people who find it amusing to upset other people. That's not being grown up.
Also, remember: you should ignore our advice because you are now a grown up. This is the most important one, but if you follow it then you are contradicting it. Oh noes a paradox!
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(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/02/29/89/street-corner-from-front.jpg)
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I don't get it, but somehow it still makes me happy.
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I will be done with school in June and have to get a real job, but I WILL NEVER GROW UP.
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ITT: linds becomes Peter Pan.
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Learn to suck dick really really well.
I can vouch for this
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I need somebody
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Not just anybody.
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These days I am Twenty-Three! It is a large number by my reasonings. I try to forget about it completely and do my lazy slacker uneducated bum of a job and enjoy every day of it!
I guess if you have to do some kind of proper job it will be tricky to remain footloose and fancy free. Education brings you down! Raargh!
Excuse me, sorry, it's far too late and I shouldn't say these things. Oh well.
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Give it sixty years or so.
Closer to 30, actually.
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I'm surprised he's still here to be honest. I give him a few more months, tops.
Odds are on Tommy to be the next forumer to croak! Any takers?
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ITT: linds becomes Peter Pan.
Hell yes. I could fly around in tights and fight pirates.
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Peter Pan doesn't fight lumberjacks though
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Peter Pan doesn't fight lumberjacks
I would see this band.
Did I do it right?
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Move back in with your family and mooch off them until they kick you out.
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So basically be a ninja, then.
I am not a ninja! Pirates fight other pirates, too, you know! Besides, how emasculated would a ninja feel if they had to wear tights?
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I honestly thought ninjas wore tights?
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(http://www.balletvictoria.ca/events/9/new_peter_pan_500.jpg)
Tights.
(http://www.mikesblender.com/ninja_true%20ninjas.gif)
Not tights.
And I don't want to be a ninja. I want to get drunk off of rum on a tropical island whilst looking for treasure. And flying around in tights.
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Either way, they are pretending to be ninjas and they are not wearing tights. Unless you're in Sherwood Forest and singing a merry tune or you don't want to grow up and fly, you probably aren't the tights wearing kind of guy.
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Guy wears tights in Nottingham and he's rootin' for a shootin'.
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Those guys are six ninjas.
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Yay!
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I wish this thread was about the Beatles again
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WE'RE MEN
WE'RE MEN IN TIGHTS
TIGHT TIGHTS!
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Help!
I need somebody!
Help!
Not just anybody.
Help!
You know I need someone...
HEEEEEEEELLLLP!
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone and I'm not so self assured.
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
And I do appreciate you being 'round.
Help me get my feet back on the ground.
Won't you PLEASE please help me?
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And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you PLEASE please help me?
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Dear Jens, won't you come out to play?
Dear Jens, greet the brand new day.
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you.
Dear Jens won't you come out to play?
Dear Jens open up your eyes.
Dear Jens see the sunny skies.
The wind is low the birds will sing
That you are part of everything.
Dear Jens won't you open up your eyes?
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In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of submarines,
So we sailed on to the sun,
Till we found a sea of green,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Yellow_Submarine.jpg)
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And we're done here.