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Title: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: waterloosunset on 01 Jun 2008, 12:16
(http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonanamary/231354631/sizes/o/)




http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonanamary/231354631/sizes/o/
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: negative creep on 01 Jun 2008, 12:30
God, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: schimmy on 01 Jun 2008, 12:44
Oh, god, according to this I live in the sea.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: pen on 01 Jun 2008, 12:52
I think my favorite part is Fuzzy Wuzzy Land.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: ummmkay on 01 Jun 2008, 13:00
I like the Singapore one.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: pi on 01 Jun 2008, 13:01
I think it's been mentioned that we're all pretty thankful for Singapore.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: pwhodges on 01 Jun 2008, 15:05
Another world map:

(http://cassland.org/images/vakaworld.gif)

And one of the USA:

(http://cassland.org/images/us_of_ra.gif)
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 01 Jun 2008, 15:11
I love how Portugal is in three different places in that Tory Atlas
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: imapiratearg on 01 Jun 2008, 17:09
I like how Vermont, New Hampshire, Connecticut, and Massachusetts are all absent from that map of the U.S..
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 01 Jun 2008, 17:19
Rhode Island?

Eh, it's alright.  Nobody really cares about Rhode Island.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Trollstormur on 01 Jun 2008, 18:07
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Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Jun 2008, 18:54
is Godzilla attacking the Capital building?
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: imapiratearg on 01 Jun 2008, 21:48
It certainly appears that way.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 01 Jun 2008, 21:53
and in Quebec, too
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Aminal on 01 Jun 2008, 21:57
Dudes I hate to break it to you but that is not the Capitol, nor is it Canada's Capital building because as we all know that is a giant igloo (http://www.thestar.com/News/article/285862).  However it is Godzilla, so you're both winners!
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: bob, just bob on 01 Jun 2008, 23:14
oh man this is some of the best stuff I've seen all week, thank you!
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 01 Jun 2008, 23:29
Welcome to the forums, Bob.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Jun 2008, 14:57
(http://www.thepaincomics.com/Kashistan.JPG)

I need to scan in some of the disproportionate maps from The Atlas of Fantasy. 'America as viewed from the state of Texas' is particularly golden.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: waterloosunset on 02 Jun 2008, 23:40
i love how the north of englad was erased in the tory map, leaving just the M1 connecting to scotland
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Luke C on 03 Jun 2008, 04:00
You mean that isn't how the world is? Dammit my education lied to me.

Knowing a lot of Tories that is exactly how they think, it would be funny if they had no power of influence.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: smellslikemagic on 03 Jun 2008, 05:28
I like how "darkies, cannibals, and HUNS" all live together in a country.  Ah, racism is so amusing.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: waterloosunset on 03 Jun 2008, 10:17
georgia and azerbaijan are apparently populated by "dervishes, yellow hordes and people who'd shit in your airing cupboard if you let them"
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: valley_parade on 04 Jun 2008, 07:32
Rhode Island?

Eh, it's alright.  Nobody really cares about Rhode Island.

Yeah, seriously. I dated a girl from Rhode Island once, and not even that made me care about Rhode Island.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Ernest on 04 Jun 2008, 19:39
pssh South Georgia

I live there
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Nodaisho on 05 Jun 2008, 14:58
The racist aunt map is right about Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma.

I take it tories are basically the ultra-conservative pro-colonialism type?
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: schimmy on 08 Jun 2008, 07:56
Not really so much anymore, British politics is very central nowadays, but stereotypically they're like your slightly racist granddad.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: öde on 10 Jun 2008, 12:04
The New Labour and Conservative parties are not central at all. They're both fairly right-wing authoritarian parties.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Barmymoo on 10 Jun 2008, 12:13
I think schimmy meant that there isn't really a scale any more, everyone is basically all the same. Is it?

These days, I think people are more likely to vote based on whether they think the leader of the party is an idiot or not, rather than on issues, since they all have the same stance (ie they have no stance).
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: RedLion on 10 Jun 2008, 18:44
Let's have someone put up some more amusing maps, eh?
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Jun 2008, 03:57
Not a map, but if your world includes serious web design....

(http://cassland.org/images/web_design_time_breakdown.png)

OK then, a map....

(http://cassland.org/images/worldaccordingtoamerica.gif)
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: schimmy on 11 Jun 2008, 05:06
The New Labour and Conservative parties are not central at all. They're both fairly right-wing authoritarian parties.

We could have a big debate about this! It all depends, really. I mean, sure the parties are pretty right-wing by today's standards (and New Labour is ridiculously right-wing by it's own standards) if you compare them to how politics used to be, they're not that right wing. Remember, right-wing is NOT necessarily authoritarian. One of the main values of right-wing politics is giving the state as small a role, and thus as little power as possible. That's why they're all for privatisation. They don't believe any government should have that much say in the way people live their lives. Pretty hypocritical when that belief to most of their social policies, but that's politics for you.
AND authoritarian parties don't necessarily have to be right wing. The USSR was just as authoritarian as the Third Reich ever was.
So yeah, basically parties only really appear to be right-wing and authoritarian because modern values are much more left wing on the whole you dirty goddamn hippy.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: öde on 11 Jun 2008, 05:22
I said right-wing as in economically and authoritatian as in people that think everyone should have ID cards and be monitored everywhere.

(http://www.politicalcompass.org/images/enPartiesTime.gif)
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: schimmy on 11 Jun 2008, 05:23
Ah, yes. But remember, the Tories are against ID cards and monitoring people. They're just not doing a very good job at being the opposition.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: waterloosunset on 11 Jun 2008, 05:55
surely Labour were further left in 1982 under michael foot than in the wilson days of 1972?

and economically they're hard to pin down, with privatization and PFI on one hand, and on the other hand the extension of welfare state, as well as things like the minimum wage, which as intervention is definitely not right wing
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: a pack of wolves on 11 Jun 2008, 05:58
Ah, yes. But remember, the Tories are against ID cards and monitoring people. They're just not doing a very good job at being the opposition.

Actually, I'm pretty sure they're just against the current ID scheme not the principle of it. And although I personally agree that they aren't doing a great job as opposition they are thrashing Labour in the polls and looking increasingly like they'll be the new government, so by their own terms they're doing great.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: RedLion on 11 Jun 2008, 15:23
Um. Well shit you britons, how about that terrorist detention bill that passed parliament over there? 40-some days? That's a bit excessive, don't you think? (I know, this coming from a person who lives in a country that basically operates a gulag at Guantanamo, but still..)
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Jun 2008, 15:30
<bites lip>.  <hard>.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: schimmy on 11 Jun 2008, 15:50
Yeah, 42 days without charge is more than slightly ridiculous. It's quite annoying knowing that the only two parties that currently have any chance of winning are both more or less awful for their own unique reasons.
Frankly, though, I'd still rather have Labour in (who we have now) than the Conservatives (Tories, the opposition) because at least a half-decent argument can be made for Labour policies that I oppose, but no such thing can be said for the Conservatives.

edit: I just read about the 42 day detention limit. Fucking hell. I assumed that if someone is detained under it, then they would eventually have to be charged. Apparently not! If the police release the person before the time limit, they don't have to charge them. What the fuck, guys, seriously? What the fuck?
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Patrick on 12 Jun 2008, 12:20
Um. Well shit you britons, how about that terrorist detention bill that passed parliament over there? 40-some days? That's a bit excessive, don't you think?

in b4 PATRIOT Act
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: imapiratearg on 12 Jun 2008, 12:42
The World According to the United States

It's missing a few things, so I fixed it:

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/xholycrapitsmattx/worldaccordingtoamerica.jpg)

P.S. - DISCLAIMER!  This map in no way represents my beliefs, but instead a bunch of stereotypes as I have observed here in the United States.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Patrick on 12 Jun 2008, 12:57
You forgot to colour California purple and write "The Gays"
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Elizzybeth on 12 Jun 2008, 12:58
This blog (http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/) has got a lot of pretty cool maps.  So far I think my favorite is the March 9th one--"Area Codes in Which Ludacris Claims to Have Hos."
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: imapiratearg on 12 Jun 2008, 13:02
That link is no good, Elizzybeth.

Here's one that amuses me:

(http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.basetree.com/graphics/jesusland.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGBEvxAU3uU70QLwIBsjP_TTAZPew)
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Liz on 12 Jun 2008, 13:03
Damn it, I am stuck in Jesusland. But if I cross the river I am in Canada.

Either way I cannot win.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Patrick on 12 Jun 2008, 13:08
Oh god Luda has hoes in Phenix City, Alabama. I know who I should avoid if my "service engine" light is on.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Jun 2008, 19:42
Come to Canada, we have bears and really nice looking trees
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Liz on 13 Jun 2008, 13:17
(http://a222.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_d7cda51c3b4840633c759bfaf83c7a65.jpg)

Oh America, you are so silly.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: imapiratearg on 13 Jun 2008, 13:29
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/xholycrapitsmattx/new-zealand-map_small.jpg)
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: pwhodges on 13 Jun 2008, 14:17
(http://cassland.org/images/USAworld.jpg)

------

You have to know the London Underground to understand this one (http://cassland.org/images/untergrund.gif).
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Liz on 13 Jun 2008, 15:38
Well, Canada is just moose and hockey.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: imapiratearg on 13 Jun 2008, 18:05
It's okay, Greenland is just "snow" and Iceland isn't even labeled.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Patrick on 13 Jun 2008, 19:10
Well, Canada is just MOOSE END SKVIRREL

lololololololololololololol
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Inlander on 13 Jun 2008, 20:32
Speaking of the London Underground map . . .

http://www.animalsontheunderground.com/ (http://www.animalsontheunderground.com/)
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Elizzybeth on 13 Jun 2008, 21:32
This blog (http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/)
That link is no good, Elizzybeth.

Whoops.  Fixed.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 13 Jun 2008, 22:19
Well, Canada is just MOOSE END SKVIRREL

lololololololololololololol

MAYBE WE COULD USE OUR STRAGEDY TO DEFEAT THEM
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: ampersandwitch on 13 Jun 2008, 22:58
On the first Underground one, is there a joke I'm not getting or is it just the Underground....in German?
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: pwhodges on 14 Jun 2008, 00:08
The idea is gently amusing; and some of the translations are not what you'd expect, such as Vauxhall -> Opel, Mile End -> 2.4km Ende.  But OK, it's no big deal.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: RedLion on 14 Jun 2008, 00:43
This blog (http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/)
That link is no good, Elizzybeth.

Whoops.  Fixed.

That's a great site! I've just spent about 3 hours on it..it's really fascinating! Then again, I'm drawn to things like geography, politics, relations, culture, etc. Anyway, thanks much for the link.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Meg on 24 Jul 2008, 15:55
Another world map:

(http://cassland.org/images/vakaworld.gif)


Oh wow, I guess this means I live in France.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: est on 24 Jul 2008, 22:39
Oh hey, this thread.

This thread is pretty old, Meg.  Generally we don't bring up things that are over a couple of weeks old unless there's something new & significant to add to them.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Ozymandias on 24 Jul 2008, 22:55
Korea is bigger than Africa.

Excellent.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Johnny C on 25 Jul 2008, 00:09
Holy shit, I thought Africa was India.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Trollstormur on 25 Jul 2008, 00:34
the world's richest 1% = 66,800,000 people
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: waterloosunset on 25 Jul 2008, 00:36
control 50% of the wealth, or something like that??
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: orangepeas on 25 Jul 2008, 05:57
I really like how Canada is squished in the Tory map. Why is it that no one takes us seriously? hehe
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: jhocking on 25 Jul 2008, 11:17
I've always been a fan of the Kangnido Map (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangnido_map) made in Korea in 1402. It displays all of the Old World as reported by Asian explorers but grossly over-exaggerates the comparative size of China.

What the hell is in the middle of Africa?
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Meg on 25 Jul 2008, 13:22
Sorry  :-(
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: supersheep on 25 Jul 2008, 20:14
What the hell is in the middle of Africa?
It's the giant lake that was thought by explorers to exist in the centre of Africa before its interior was explored by foreigners.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: Patrick on 28 Jul 2008, 02:34
It looks like when you start to handwrite a big-ass word on a piece of paper and you're too close to the margin, and you have to squish the letters really tiny to make it fit. And honestly, I can't help but wonder if that isn't exactly what happened.
Title: Re: THE WORLD as it should be
Post by: RedLion on 28 Jul 2008, 16:01
Japan apparently does not exist either. Or maybe it's that little island in the bottom-right.