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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Johnny C on 01 Jul 2008, 14:40
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Life has saved you some money on your grocery bill. Be appreciative.
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place.
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it's because Life recently read a magazine article about how lemons can help you normalize your weight when used in conjunction with a balanced diet. Life is trying to tell you tactfully, but directly.
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Also buy sugar.
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When life gives you lemons, get some limes and make some god damn soda.
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throw that shit away.
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When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew.
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This is what I got from Johnny's 2nd post.
You're fat. Eat some fucking lemons.
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then you should probably write a letter of complaint to Milton Bradley.
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When life gives you lemons, get some limes and make some god damn soda.
sorry
"They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. But I tried to make it at home; there's more to it than that. 'Want some more homemade Sprite?' 'Not 'til you figure out what the fuck else is in it!'"
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When Life gives you Lemons, build an automatic lemon machine gun.
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When life gives you lemons you best buy some Tequila.
It is assumed you already have salt, because I mean who doesn't have fucking salt in their house?
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Life can be a bitch. I hate landing on the suicide square. (http://www.orneryboy.com/index.php?comicID=43)
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When life gives you lemons you best buy some Tequila.
It is assumed you already have salt, because I mean who doesn't have fucking salt in their house?
Lemons?
Don't you mean limes?
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make lemon candies!
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When life gives you lemons, you probably have scurvy.
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Make some form of cheesecake or other baked goods, because it's far more fun to bake and also your friends will like you more if you give them cake than if you give them some lemonade. Unless it's a hot day, in which case they might want some lemonade?
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When Life gives you Lemons, you clone those Lemons. And make Super Lemons.
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when life gives you lemons you FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF SOME FUCKING LEMONS
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When life gives you lemons, you eat those lemons fucking raw. Just to show life what a badass you are.
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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD.
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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD.
Give your babies Powerthirst and they'll run as fast as KENYANS
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YOU PAINT THAT SHIT GOLD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Life_Gives_You_Lemons...)
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Don't you mean limes?
No, because if life gives you limes you buy some Cachasa and make Caipirinhas. Duh.
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When life gives you lemons, you eat those lemons fucking raw. Just to show life what a badass you are.
A badass with eroded tooth enamel.
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Fun summer drink:
Simmer one and a half cups sugar in a half cup water, mix constantly till dissolved (clear). Remove from heat
Add 6 cups water + 3/4 cup lemon juice (feel free to throw some lime juice in there if you want as well). Mix briefly.
Toss in two Jalapeno peppers, diced, but large enough to be removed later. Let sit in fridge for anywhere from an hour to a day, then remove peppers.
I'm partial to leaving the peppers in, just for effect, but remind people not to eat them. Unless they like that sort of thing. And remember to sip the drink, don't gulp. Mixes well with gin, if that's your thing.
If you haven't figured it out, it's Jalapeno Lemonade! Delicious served with barbecued food and fresh air.
CAUTION: Do not boil the mixture with the peppers in it! That will make it way too spicy.
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(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/LEMONTIME.png)
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As fast as you can! (http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_34030,00.html)
Edit: hahaha
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You make yourself a nice dry martini and then scrape a bit of the lemon rind off, run it around the rim of the glass and then break it over the surface so there's a nice lemony lift just on the edge of tasting. And you don't put a fucking olive on a stick in there, OK? And you make a martini with gin, not vodka. Fucksakes. James Bond has a lot to answer for.
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YOU RIDE A UNICYCLE
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YOU RIDE A UNICYCLE
I.... wait, what?
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IT'S THE PIE RACE
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Ironically, my last name is Lemmons. Honestly.
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In Soviet Russia, Lemons give you Life!!!
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I've got this funny image in my mind of Russians in big furry hats picking up lemons off the ground and having a little [1UP] appear over their head.
Of course, if you pick up both a lemon and a lime it would be a [7UP] wouldn't it?
Groan all you like, that was funny and you know it.
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YOU RIDE A UNICYCLE
I.... wait, what?
Nobody understands the Pie Race.
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You bake a lemon meringue pie as fast as you can.
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When life gives you lemons, you make an appointment with your doctor and prepare for some embarrassment.
Oh wait, no, that's when life gives you crabs.
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Actually I heard that Life's been sleeping with Death, and everyone knows that dude's reputation.
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When life is dreary,
Think of Cheery thoughts,
In a Wink you'll have it made.
If Life gives you Lemons,
Make Lemonade.
So lets get cracking
See what's happening
..and so on.
I still remember that stupid song from chorus in the 7th grade.
They should outlaw teaching songs like that to kids. Now every time I heard that expression that horribly cheerful song pops into my head.
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Man, I am all about obtuse smut tonight. Sorry, everyone!
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http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/LEMONTIME.png
I miss the Bitstrips thread. It kind of dies, comes back, then dies again.
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Don't worry, it's just the natural life cycle of unstickied threads. It happens to the best of them, even the zombie thread.
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When Life gives you lemons, pelt the rotten ones at people.
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I really don't ever know what to do with lemons.
I mean, I sometimes squeeze them into my water at restaurants.
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YOU PAINT THAT SHIT GOLD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Life_Gives_You_Lemons...)
I am glad I wasn't the only person who thought of that. I haven't heard the album(because I'm pretty sure it's probably terrible), but the lemon candy we got in store were awesome! I love when people give shit away with their albums. LPs, candy, stickers, samplers, posters. I have the most random shit from bands.
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When life gives you lemons, dance.
Dance like there's a muskrat in your pants.
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Naw naw.
You dance like there's ass in your pants.
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I haven't heard the album(because I'm pretty sure it's probably terrible)
Ah-WRONG-ah
(It's probably my second fave Atmos. album after Seven's Travels. It's awesome)
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You beat up life until it gives you some sugar, so you don't have to go to the store.
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when life gives you lemons you FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF SOME FUCKING LEMONS
Just microwave them first and don't forget to add the extra hole for suction.
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When life gives you lemons, throw them at the creepy post above yours!
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At first I was all like 'hey how the fuck does some noob know what we
did were joking about in Toronto' and then I was like 'oh right'.
And uh a lemon is totally not big enough of course that was my first thought because it is not big enough that is obvious to anyone anyone who is not sub-standard sized heh a lemon not large enough at all nope.
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not unless you plan on going clear through the lemon of which you would cut a hole in the other side and I'd imagine the seeds would be awfully scratchy and I can't imagine the pain of having a seed-scratch on your pesky and then lemon juice getting into it but I guess you'd have the same issue with lemon juice in the urethra and WHY THE HELL ARE WE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING LEMONS?!?
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(http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/somo/archives/fruit1.gif)
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This thread reminds me that my lemon tree in my garden has heaps of lemons atm.
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And uh a lemon is totally not big enough of course that was my first thought because it is not big enough that is obvious to anyone anyone who is not sub-standard sized heh a lemon not large enough at all nope.
Tee hee.
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When life gives you lemons and it makes you wanna cry
AAAAAH C'MON FUCK A GUY
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Bryan may have won the thread, and also my heart.
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I do my best.
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Bryan, you had my heart before you listened to Chuggo.
Johnny will never love you like I do.
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I haven't heard the album(because I'm pretty sure it's probably terrible)
Ah-WRONG-ah
(It's probably my second fave Atmos. album after Seven's Travels. It's awesome)
Dovey, I trust you, so I am going to have to check this album out.
(Also because I have a secret internet crush on you)
Just microwave them first and don't forget to add the extra hole for suction.
Actually, when I make lemonade, this is pretty much my first step. Cut slit into lemon, microwave it, roll.
This thread reminds me that my lemon tree in my garden has heaps of lemons atm.
I'm seriously jealous. Anyone who knows me on aim, knows how I love lemons, and lemonade.