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Title: Longest band name
Post by: lowbart on 29 Jul 2008, 06:15
I swear I didn't make it up. I found it on last.fm.


For example, the fractured creature indicates that a science beneath the table inexorably bumped accidentally into a model. For example, a bargain indicates that a note shared its power with a demon. Like a carelessly shocking a book they thoroughly competed with creature, some statesmanlike, but others underhandedly or eagerly almost cleaned the phantasm beyond the wedge. A frantically precise annihilation overwhelmingly learned the smelly particle. A dirt-encrusted legend often assimilated some bargain around a scream. At long last, the unearthly aversion of the almost moldy, burly transformation was revealed! The splendor about an insanity was captured and consumed by a paternal scythe, because the crane over a township knowingly bestowed great honor upon another abnormality. Remembering the fungoid vista of an abstraction, I prostated myself before the stone of the a tome that stood before me. For example, a vault around the library indicates that a tome toward a coin was a big fan of a viper. When a doorstep out of a shadow is cosmic, the foreign wedge re-animated a somewhat nameless tomb. The brain behind the death rejoices, because the slow burden hardly pierced the black, beating heart of the death living inside a ritual. At long last, the modern coin of the antiquarian, so-called monolith was revealed! Most people believe that a mysterious burden helped contain the a tape recorder for a source, but the false anomaly is much more earth-threatening. Most people believe that a Necronomicon conquered the model of the library, but the blasphemous abnormality is much more unfathomed. Oh, the lazily infected annihilation of it ALL! When you see a pit, it means that a curious history self-flagellates. A beam living inside the mark secreted away the awful knowledge of the blasphemous voice. The knowingly subconscious spirit laughed in the face of some fascination inside a doorstep. The wheel bumped accidentally into the clock about a shadow. A nation pierced the black, beating heart of a raspy abnormality, but the ring near a squid bumped accidentally into the vista around the pit. Sometimes a smelly legend meditates, but soon I was to find that a hardly unspeakable science always explianed the wheel! It took no precise township to make me inexorably place the sacred mark of Cthulhu upon a nameless ghoul, but the dreaded particle was ghastly. For example, a sanity for a beam indicates that a molten inferiority learned the horrible truth about a burglar. A doorstep about another aversion viewed the hideous offspring of the creature around the township, because the stoic war engulfed a clock. I watched in horror as a revered death barely frantically hated the horror! A half-hidden ritual recognized a temporal monstrosity. A secretly dreaded mortician carelessly re-animated a hole from some secret. When the ooze inside an insanity is mysterious, a putrid servant brainwashed the symbol. The aversion inside a ritual explianed an abstraction. When another book is bizarre, a truck hurled a thing at an indescribable estate. For example, the wisely surly secret indicates that an echo around a Necronomicon ridiculously competed with the organism. Furthermore, some delicacy flies into a rage, and an anomaly ostensibly danced with some irregular wheel. Remembering the magnificent coffin of a hideous engine, I prostated myself before the ooze of the another accidentally unspeakable nation that stood before me. The lover over a mark draws itself up, but a Necronomicon living inside a globule secretly disturbed the organism over a doorstep. When a hole is eagerly outer, some spirit from a cloud formation single-handledly avoided contact with some surface.

Apparently, they play norwegian death metal.

(please don't attack me)
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: tommydski on 29 Jul 2008, 07:23
It would be great if they had a massive hardcore fanbase who chanted that at shows.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: suitupletsgo on 29 Jul 2008, 07:28
my all time favourite band name ever also happens to be a lengthy one. not as long as that, though.

Vincent Price's Orphan Powered Death Machine.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: Catacombs on 29 Jul 2008, 07:35
It would be great if they had a massive hardcore fanbase who chanted that at shows.

Yes.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: imapiratearg on 29 Jul 2008, 07:45
The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton would be an awesome band name.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: Jepser on 29 Jul 2008, 10:02
I wonder how they put that on their albums.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: BlakeJustBlake on 29 Jul 2008, 10:44
They probably Copy-Paste very often.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: ThePQ4 on 29 Jul 2008, 14:23
I wonder if you abbreviate it, if it spells something different.
(but I am too lazy to do that, so I am just going to continue to wonder...someone else who is really bored can do it though).
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: lollipop lasers on 29 Jul 2008, 15:34
like, make an acronym?  I abbreviated the first 5 words and it doesn't look like it's going anywhere.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: ThisIsOriginal on 29 Jul 2008, 15:44
not as long but damn I would hate to have such long names:

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: Liz on 29 Jul 2008, 17:05
It sounds like a disease.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: Be My Head on 29 Jul 2008, 18:21
Norwegian Death Metal eh? Anyone have one of their albums? I'd like to hear some....

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Edit: I just realized, they might not be Death Metal, people on last.fm often tag stuff as "tr00 Black Metal" or "br00tal" as a joke.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: tomselleck69 on 29 Jul 2008, 20:18
They probably Copy-Paste very often.
No---Written from memory, longhand, EVERY TIME.

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Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: guitar_master_2334 on 29 Jul 2008, 20:45
excuse my ignorance.....
but is that whole thing up there the WHOLE name?
like all of it put together?
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: tommydski on 29 Jul 2008, 22:05
IST KRIEG.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: RedLion on 29 Jul 2008, 22:42
It's not even witty or entertaining. I got to the fourth line before thinking "this is retarded."
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Jul 2008, 22:47
Yeah, if you're gonna do Cthulhu, just use a few of the words in the tongue of the Old Ones, not a paragraph out of a book.  They should be disqualified for being an obvious joke, anyways.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: ComfortEagle on 30 Jul 2008, 20:42
The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton would be an awesome band name.

I am actually from Denton, maybe I should start it?
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: BlakeJustBlake on 30 Jul 2008, 20:43
As long as John Darnielle doesn't mind.
Title: Re: Longest band name
Post by: est on 30 Jul 2008, 21:53
Is it supposed to not make sense or what?