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Title: Tea Party :)
Post by: inflatable_slide on 29 Jul 2008, 16:36
im in a sitting on teeny pink chairs and drinking tea mood!

*muches cookie*
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Post by: celticgeek on 29 Jul 2008, 17:00
I have whisked away a tray of crumpets from the Gentlemen's Club.  Have one.
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 29 Jul 2008, 17:03
Finally someone came to my tea party!

pop yourself down on that teeny little chair and ill pour you.. IMAGINARY TEEEEEAAA :D
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Post by: imsleepy on 29 Jul 2008, 17:05
(http://coolest-kid-birthday-parties.shippony.com/images/party-tales/classic/tea/amy-c/tea-party-02.jpg)


Come on. We're all waiting on you.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 29 Jul 2008, 17:08
When I was a wee lad, this is what we used as a euphemism for parties that involved taking loads of acid and playing with toys.
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 29 Jul 2008, 17:11
you get the acid ill get the stuffed animals :D
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Post by: Lines on 29 Jul 2008, 17:12
*Sips tea with pinky out.* Would you like a muffin, Miss Dashwood? I dare say you do. *Puts muffin in front of stuffed animal.*
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 29 Jul 2008, 17:15
oh nooo barry you got icing all over your fur!
youll have to go in the washing machine im afraid.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 29 Jul 2008, 17:15
So it's a Tea Party for the girls, and a Gentleman's Club for the guys?

Can we at least get strippers?
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 29 Jul 2008, 17:16
no no the tea party is for everyone.. as long as they dotn break my teeny chairs !
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Post by: Lines on 29 Jul 2008, 17:16
Strippers are charming ladies. They are most welcome to dance the the center of our table as we nibble our cookies.

*Tips a little gin in the tea.*
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 29 Jul 2008, 17:18
*soaks cake with rum*

cake anybody?
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Post by: Gemmwah on 29 Jul 2008, 17:20
Most excellent. I might just stay for some *ahem* tea.
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 29 Jul 2008, 17:20
WEEEEE *twirls*
my tea party is a success :D
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Post by: est on 29 Jul 2008, 17:23
Oh god, I want to be angry at this thread, but you are all so adorable.

What the hell?
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 29 Jul 2008, 17:27
*giggle*
 you wanta  cupcake with extra sprinkles?
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Post by: Gemmwah on 29 Jul 2008, 17:31
Ooh, cupcakes!

I should not be getting excited over cupcakes. *necks gin*
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Post by: jhocking on 29 Jul 2008, 17:34
Quote from: est on 29 Jul 2008, 17:23
Oh god, I want to be angry at this thread, but you are all so adorable.

What the hell?

Be strong, be fierce!

(http://shogun.shafted.com.au/temp/grrr.jpg)
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Post by: Liz on 29 Jul 2008, 17:46
Oh em gee.

That is adorable.
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Post by: Oli on 29 Jul 2008, 17:57
That sounds completely foul.
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Post by: celticgeek on 29 Jul 2008, 18:07
Yes.  Brandy, maybe, but not vodka. 

Have another crumpet?

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Post by: inflatable_slide on 29 Jul 2008, 18:12
i like sparkly things :D
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Post by: redglasscurls on 29 Jul 2008, 19:21
Shall we have a mad hatter tea party?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MEPOD/10071254~Alice-at-the-Mad-Hatter-s-Tea-Party-Posters.jpg)

I'll bring the dormouse!
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Jul 2008, 19:21
I feel pretty in my tea dress


PASS THE JASMINE!!!!
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 19:44
I would be so much happier with mercury poisoning.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 29 Jul 2008, 20:00
Um...are you sure? 'Cause you could probably just bust open some thermometres if you're really keen. Also, it'll totally cure any syphilis you've got lying around.
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 20:04
mad hatters stem from mercury poisoning in the hatter business, I was alluding to the post by redglasscurls.
I was hoping someone would get it  :oops:
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Post by: ViolentDove on 29 Jul 2008, 20:26
I know, and I did. I was helpfully pointing out how you could go about obtaining yourself some mercury goodness.   
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Post by: NarwhalSunshine on 29 Jul 2008, 20:31
What sort of tea is there? I wouldn't mind a bit of that Yorkshire Earl Grey Anyways was mentioning earlier.
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 20:31
oh yay.
Well mercury thermometers aren't very common any more :(
Plus, if I had a source of mercury I would just make some Hg Fulminate

But I don't want to derail this thread!
So I think what this tea party needs is some nudity.
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Post by: Meg on 29 Jul 2008, 20:43
DID SOMEONE SAY RUM
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Post by: RobbieOC on 29 Jul 2008, 20:48
If I'm American, am I allowed to bring coffee instead? Or is that looked down upon on principle? I'll bring enough for everyone!
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 20:50
Bring mocha with amaretto! It's not tea party-ish but it sure is delicious!
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Post by: redglasscurls on 29 Jul 2008, 20:51
Only if you bring it in one of these puppies
(http://www.cosmicscoffee.com/images/pictures/towle-25-cup-coffee-urn-t805717.jpg)
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Post by: RobbieOC on 29 Jul 2008, 21:33
Well, if I have no other choice...

And it will be no mocha amaretto. It will be thick, black and strong and it will be delicious.
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Post by: jimbunny on 29 Jul 2008, 21:36
Oh damn; now I want tea, and I'm stuck at work.

Damn you, forums. All those beautiful teas, just lingering in my cupboard at home...
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 21:38
coffee is so much better than tea, people.
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Post by: jimbunny on 29 Jul 2008, 21:46
Not this debate, not this debate, not this debate...
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Post by: Emaline on 29 Jul 2008, 22:02
I believe we hashed out the coffee vs tea debate in this thread. (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,20172.msg660373/topicseen.html#msg660373)
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 22:05
Sorry for ruining your thread, Inflatable_Slide  :cry:
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Post by: RedLion on 29 Jul 2008, 22:30
ROYAL DECREE: By order of His Majesty, and the Tea Acts enacted by the Parliament, all individuals participating in this event must now pay 60 cents extra in tax for every cup of tea consumed. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED LOYALTY TO THE CROWN.

And let's not be dumping any of it into harbors this time, shall we?
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 22:32
man, it took me like thirty seconds for that text to finish up. Thanks!  :x

But I bet those fish were seriously fucking wired for days. Or dead.
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 30 Jul 2008, 03:46
oohh we got coffe too?" i love coffee :D
*makes double espresso*
ZING
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Post by: imapiratearg on 30 Jul 2008, 06:48
Quote from: RedLion on 29 Jul 2008, 22:30
ROYAL DECREE: By order of His Majesty, and the Tea Acts enacted by the Parliament, all individuals participating in this event must now pay 60 cents extra in tax for every cup of tea consumed. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED LOYALTY TO THE CROWN.

And let's not be dumping any of it into harbors this time, shall we?

ANARCHY
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Post by: Oli on 30 Jul 2008, 07:56
Wait, there's only iced tea (http://youtube.com/watch?v=OiTb6kLzedU) at this tea party?
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Post by: redglasscurls on 30 Jul 2008, 08:06
Well, it IS summer after all.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 30 Jul 2008, 08:18
I was totally thinking about that song when I posted that.
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Post by: Lines on 30 Jul 2008, 09:20
You can keep your coffee. I'll have more tea please. Miss Dashwood, if you eat all my muffins, you will have to leave the table. And now I have butter on my cuffs.
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Post by: pamplemousse on 30 Jul 2008, 09:50
It's not a tea party unless there are scones!  :lol:
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Post by: pwhodges on 30 Jul 2008, 10:28
I have been in Devon, so the scones had jam and clotted cream.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 30 Jul 2008, 10:36
Hey guys I made cake in a cup for the party! Omnomnom.
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Post by: Liz on 30 Jul 2008, 10:40
I made you nice folks some cookies.

But then I got hungry and there was nothing else around so I consumed the cookies.

Sorry.
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 30 Jul 2008, 12:06
so does soda bread go with tea? 'cause I just got a taste for some soda bread
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Post by: Lines on 30 Jul 2008, 14:30
I've never tried it with tea, actually. We need something to replace Liz's biscuits, since she's such a fatty fat eating all of our cookies. She's as bad as Miss Dashwood.

Note: Liz is not a fatty fat in any sense and Miss Dashwood doesn't really exist. There could possibly be a stuffed bear named that somewhere, but I have yet to meet it. It probably would eat all my muffins, though.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Jul 2008, 15:37
So what is happening in this thread besides emoticons
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Jul 2008, 16:25
Who invited Debbie Downer
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Jul 2008, 16:32
Would you like some lapsang souchong, Debbie
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 30 Jul 2008, 16:41
YAAAY  TEA!

i want a scone now that ive read about them! this one place, thats closed down now :( , used do the best jam and cream scones.. they were like orgasms for the mouth!
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Post by: chASS on 03 Aug 2008, 21:41
Quote from: Misconception on 30 Jul 2008, 10:40
I made you nice folks some cookies.

But then I got hungry and there was nothing else around so I consumed the cookies.

Sorry.
(http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/88/879cd68a0914786a28160ab76ac915.jpg)
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Post by: Liz on 03 Aug 2008, 22:27
Yeah that's kinda what I was spoofing. Moreso the lolcat version, really.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 07 Aug 2008, 21:34
I, AM MRS. NESBIT!   HWAAHAAHAAHAHAHWAHAAHAAHA!!!!
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 07 Aug 2008, 21:48
Alright tea freaks.

what the fuck did you do with our crumpets?
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Post by: Social Bacon on 07 Aug 2008, 21:49
Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 07 Aug 2008, 21:34
I, AM MRS. NESBIT!   HWAAHAAHAAHAHAHWAHAAHAAHA!!!!
Could you give me a hand?
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 07 Aug 2008, 21:54
There is far too much ham in this thread. I am morally opposed to this amount of ham. And it really is a mountain of ham. Either that or it's just one really big fucking ham. So much ham i can't think. I'm really against ham.

Ham.

(http://www.crobike.de/en/werbemittel_bilder/promopeddler/12800/24513.jpg)
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Post by: jimbunny on 08 Aug 2008, 05:26
I say "OO-" you say "-LONG"

OO-
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Post by: ThisIsOriginal on 17 Aug 2008, 20:46
LONG.
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Post by: jhocking on 17 Aug 2008, 21:01
holy fuck this shit was only 9 days ago? I totally tricked myself into thinking it was over months ago and can thus be forgotten about.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 17 Aug 2008, 21:12
I had forgotten about it.

In fact...who are you people again?

Tea? what's that? Cups? Scones?

WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?!
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Post by: Social Bacon on 17 Aug 2008, 21:31
I bought a neon orange mug today. It's pretty rad.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 17 Aug 2008, 21:47
Is this perhaps because when you are out drinking your tea upon a windy moor in the pit of night you fear you may lose the receptacle in which your tea has been deposited as a halfway stop off on its way to your warm (warmer than the windy moor certainly) insides?
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Post by: Social Bacon on 17 Aug 2008, 21:52
Precisely. But it's for coffffffeeeeeee
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 17 Aug 2008, 21:53
Quote from: Social Bacon on 17 Aug 2008, 21:52
coffffffeeeeeee

Is that the sound the wind makes? Just before it consumes your bright orange mug.
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Post by: allison on 17 Aug 2008, 22:00
i love tea parties!
can we all maybe wear big hats and gloves?
or just me. i can do it alone. i won't be ashamed of who i am.

scones with cream and jam for everyone!
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 17 Aug 2008, 22:03
I worry about tea and cake. I went for tea and cake last week. i ended up having hot hot sex and got myself my a gf of sorts.

I mistrust tea and cake. I worry now that this will happen everytime i got for tea and cake.
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Post by: Emaline on 17 Aug 2008, 22:03
I spent $55 on tea today. $8.00 an ounce. Which was the cheap stuff.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 17 Aug 2008, 22:10
This is because tea drinkers tend to turn into tea junkies. I've seen crack addicts with better control of themselves. Crazy tea people.
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Post by: Emaline on 17 Aug 2008, 22:16
Oh. my. god.

While I posted that I was boiling water for sad tea.


It is delicious. Ohmygod.


Side note: I have the tee shirt of Social Bacon's avatar. The first printing of it as well.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 17 Aug 2008, 22:19
Holy balls, there's a t-shirt of it? And a printing? Where's it from? I stumbled across the image randomly on the internet and fell in love with it.
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Post by: hipster jesus on 17 Aug 2008, 22:24
So... is there any tea left?
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 17 Aug 2008, 22:34
No.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 17 Aug 2008, 22:43
So get over it.
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Post by: Emaline on 17 Aug 2008, 22:44
Quote from: Social Bacon on 17 Aug 2008, 22:19
Holy balls, there's a t-shirt of it? And a printing? Where's it from? I stumbled across the image randomly on the internet and fell in love with it.



http://threadless.com/product/114/Flowers_in_the_Attic

Threadless. It's called Flowers In The Attic. I have the first printing of it. On the olive greenish brown color.
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Post by: hipster jesus on 17 Aug 2008, 22:45
Fine then! I don't want to be part of your fucking tea party anyway!

*runs off crying*
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Post by: Social Bacon on 17 Aug 2008, 22:51
Quote from: Emaline on 17 Aug 2008, 22:44
shirt
I shall be purchasing this shirt immediately.
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Post by: Emaline on 17 Aug 2008, 22:59
hahaha

Threadless is great. I have a friend whos whole wardrobe is made up of threadless tees. They will be having their fall sale soon, all tee shirts will be $10.
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Post by: Emaline on 18 Aug 2008, 09:41
Thats crazy. I've never had a problem with them. They even once sent my shirt to the wrong house(my fault. I had moved and not changed the address on my paypal account), and they were really good at remedying the situation after one email. My shirts have always arrived in a timely fashion.
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Post by: öde on 18 Aug 2008, 10:05
Quote from: Hairy Joe Bob on 17 Aug 2008, 22:03
I worry now that this will happen everytime i got for tea and cake.

Personally, I wouldn't worry about it.
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Post by: DonInKansas on 18 Aug 2008, 17:24
Quote from: RobbieOC on 29 Jul 2008, 21:33
It will be thick, black and strong and it will be delicious.

(http://www.hantelparty.de/xt/female-bodybuilder.gif)
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Post by: Social Bacon on 18 Aug 2008, 18:40
Ugh, hardcore body builders freak me out.
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Post by: Leinad on 18 Aug 2008, 19:35
I hate you Don. I really, really hate you.
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Post by: Liz on 18 Aug 2008, 20:11
Gross.

Nasty nasty nasty.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 18 Aug 2008, 20:30
So this is still happening, huh
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Post by: squawk on 18 Aug 2008, 21:29
oh god taylor your avatar is so good
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Post by: StreetSpirit on 18 Aug 2008, 21:37
Thank you dirt, water, minerals, and fine hands for my scrumptious cup of the Ti Kuan Yin oolong tea.
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Post by: MissZahrah on 19 Aug 2008, 19:55
OOh....

*curtsies*

May I join you all for some tea as well?






*because every forum Must have a tea party thread*  :lol:
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 20 Aug 2008, 05:43
Seriously if every two bit tea drinker with a flowery cup comes along wanting tea there won't be any left!!

fuckin tea.
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Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 20 Aug 2008, 08:33
Despite the obnoxious heat outside, I have made myself a nice cup of citrus tea. *sip*
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Post by: MissZahrah on 20 Aug 2008, 10:05
Quote from: Hairy Joe Bob on 20 Aug 2008, 05:43
Seriously if every two bit tea drinker with a flowery cup comes along wanting tea there won't be any left!!

fuckin tea.


Oh I asure you, I am a very hard core tea drinker!  My cup is not flowery.  It has spikes!  Grar!  *looks fierce*

In fact, I'm sure your tea is probably all weak and watery, so I brought my own.  But I wouldn't mind a sit-down.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 20 Aug 2008, 10:18
Don't mention Mountain Dew! I watched a filma bout Daniel Johnston last night and I swear to god it made me want to cry.
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Post by: RedLion on 29 Aug 2008, 18:37
pft,

WOMEN.  :roll:  mirite?

No actually, that's cool Roxie. Good pictures too!
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Post by: imagist42 on 29 Aug 2008, 18:58
No. urwrong

both of you
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Post by: imagist42 on 29 Aug 2008, 19:18
Yes well I am a tea party. Take that!
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Post by: philharmonic on 29 Aug 2008, 19:54
gee thanks y'all, Kim Mitchell just jumped in my head.
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Post by: MissZahrah on 30 Aug 2008, 10:11
Quote from: roxie_vinyl on 29 Aug 2008, 19:00
Lol. I don't care. Because I had a tea party. *sticks tongue out*

*squee*  OOoh that is VERY AWESOME!

(I actually scoured my local thrift stores for old tea cup singles (i.e. just the cup and saucer rather than a full set) and have a nice little collection of antiquy tea cups and I love having tea parties... course... my last one was almost two years ago now *poo* but it's so much fun!

I collect tea stuff... pots, cups,... tea!  (though not so much collect tea as drink random blends that sound good that day from my bordering-on-apothecary-esque stash!)
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Post by: inflatable_slide on 30 Aug 2008, 13:22
has anyone got strong coffee, i just had a nap and now im a little groggy!

i love the pictures btw roxie, can i come to one of your tea parties sometime maybe....please :)
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Post by: Social Bacon on 03 Sep 2008, 12:50
HOUSTON!