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Title: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Aug 2008, 02:04
you know because friends are nice.

so you know talk to me on aim or write me.

have you ever seen SFW or American Strays?

do you like Scotch

wait hold on.  let me hit this real quick.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 21 Aug 2008, 02:32
No, fuck off zerodrone.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Tom on 21 Aug 2008, 02:49
Go get some friends Jackie  :-D
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Aug 2008, 02:53
i'm not being mean-spirited when I make fun of others, we all do it at some point or another, ya know?

it's all good-natured ribbing
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Tom on 21 Aug 2008, 02:53
How long before he starts asking the internet to solve problems involving real people in his meet life?
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Eris on 21 Aug 2008, 02:55
I hear zerodrone was sucking his trousers, and laughing!


Why would you want to be friends with someone like that?
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Hat on 21 Aug 2008, 03:00
How much money do you have zerodrone

This is important.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Aug 2008, 03:04
Quote from: Hat on 21 Aug 2008, 03:00
How much money do you have zerodrone

This is important.

think of the highest number you can think of

then multiply it by 3.8
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Eris on 21 Aug 2008, 03:06
What is in it for us? We need to know if we're getting a good deal out of this situation.



will you buy us all jeeps?
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Aug 2008, 03:15
"The journey is the reward." - Huan Chang
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Gemmwah on 21 Aug 2008, 03:16
"The Journey" would be a whole lot more comfy in a Jeep.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Aug 2008, 03:19
A Jeep with a Journey CD in the stereo
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Aug 2008, 03:21
NOW YOU UNDERSTAND
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: ampersandwitch on 21 Aug 2008, 06:28
The good natured ribbing is for her pleasure, right
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: yelley on 21 Aug 2008, 08:06
i wish i had friends.

p.s. oh man, are we talking about journey in this thread? JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 21 Aug 2008, 08:33
i probably wouldn't want to be your friend irl cause you're a bit creepy. sorry.  but i suppose i can pretend to be on the internet.


(this is in response to zerodrone, not yelley. yelley seems nice)
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: 0bsessions on 21 Aug 2008, 08:45
No, yelley is actually totally creepshow.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: imapiratearg on 21 Aug 2008, 08:47
Zero, is that Keira Nightly in your avatar?  I'm not sure I can be your friend if that is Keira Nightly in your avatar.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 21 Aug 2008, 09:39
I hear Keira Knightley's jaw once killed a man.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: yelley on 21 Aug 2008, 09:45
it's true. i am pretty creepshow.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Liz on 21 Aug 2008, 09:51
I was relieved when I didn't have to share a hostel room with her. Didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night with her standing over me, breathing heavily.

That might have just been the allergies, I guess...
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Liz on 21 Aug 2008, 10:17
You never asked me to poke you tummy flab. I think seeing you in your underwear was enough, though.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: yelley on 21 Aug 2008, 10:46
guys i will try to be less creepy next time. really.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Aug 2008, 11:57
Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 21 Aug 2008, 08:33
i probably wouldn't want to be your friend irl cause you're a bit creepy. sorry. 

wait how am i creepy

and no that is mos def not kiera knightley in my avatar.  it is a musician.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: imapiratearg on 21 Aug 2008, 12:00
It totally looks like Keira Nightly.  Who's the musician, then?
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Aug 2008, 12:05
i'll never tell

um... it's a girl... and she used to date a junkie musician in the 90s... who had a band with some semi-hits and a couple good albums... and she was in a band before she went solo

that's as many hints as you get buster
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: imapiratearg on 21 Aug 2008, 12:09
Boy, that sure makes it easy.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Aug 2008, 12:17
okay

she did a duet with said junkie musician about doing drugs in like... '92 or '93

that should make it painfully easy if you can use google
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: KvP on 21 Aug 2008, 12:34
Oh oh

Courtney Love
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: imapiratearg on 21 Aug 2008, 12:35
I thought that too, but all the images I pulled up on GIS didn't look anything like the girl in his avatar.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 21 Aug 2008, 12:40
justine frischmann?

man i really have no idea.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Katherine on 21 Aug 2008, 13:41
Juliana Hatfield?
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: imapiratearg on 21 Aug 2008, 15:24
Yup.  Googled that name and came up with the same image.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Edith on 21 Aug 2008, 15:45
I was thinking Juliana Hatfield but I couldn't remember her name. I bought a solo cassette of hers, probably her first one, when I was a freshman in college. I went home for Christmas and played it while I was cleaning my room, and my brother and sister mocked me MERCILESSLY when I sang along with it.

I tried to listen to it a year or so ago and it made my ears bleed. Blood. Dripped out. Swear to god.

Blood did not actually drip out of my ears.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 21 Aug 2008, 15:52
Quote from: Misconception on 21 Aug 2008, 09:51
I was relieved when I didn't have to share a hostel room with her. Didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night with her standing over me, breathing heavily.

That might have just been the allergies, I guess...

That was actually me, only I was sleeping above everyone on a bunk bed, not standing over them, and by breathing heavily I meant I was snoring so loudly it made Tyler consider Homicide.

Mr. zerodrone, I believe I could be your friend. We have absolutely opposing taste in everything, movie, books, video game and you are far more schooled in music than i will ever be (or care to be), so it would be just like all of my other real life friends. Have i ever told you guys that a Jeep Wrangler is my dream car? Seriously too, not just because I'm shamelessly trying to get one from zerodrone (though I am, oh god, I am).
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: yelley on 21 Aug 2008, 17:10
those were such terrible nights. i remember being woken up by tyler beating you with a pillow and you didn't even move! i am not rooming with you next year.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: jhocking on 21 Aug 2008, 17:26
Quote from: Edith on 21 Aug 2008, 15:45
I tried to listen to it a year or so ago and it made my ears bleed. Blood. Dripped out. Swear to god.

I prescribe "Exile in Guyville."
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Liz on 21 Aug 2008, 17:30
Phil I think you might have to get a room of your own if you come to Chicago.

I'm sorry.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: jhocking on 21 Aug 2008, 18:31
hee hee oh wait I guess prescriptions are usually supposed to help you with your problems
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 22 Aug 2008, 01:16
Katherine wins the Jeep!

But I bet a million moneys nobody can deduce why I'm using it with that text under it.

Also her music is good so shut up.   :x

Almost all of my close real life friends have different taste in music than I do.  Not opposite, but substantially different.  My best friend, yeah, we pretty much like a lot of the same things, but he doesn't like much post-rock or the heavy psyche-stoner stuff like Black Angels or Boris.  But yeah, one of my closest friends likes Mindless Self Indulgence.  I think that speaks for itself.

I recently met a real life Millionaires fan!  She is the girlfriend of a new friend of mine.  I was pretty amazed that she had even heard of them since they mostly listen to, I don't know, jam bands and stuff.  I'm fairly certain the only "indie rock" type music they even know exists is what they've heard on Rock Band.

Nobody has answered the important question DO YOU LIKE SCOTCH YES/NO CIRCLE ONE.

I make real life friends so easy, apparently I'm kind of a dick on the internet or something.  I assure you I'm seriously incredibly nice, unless, you know, someone gets me going on a rant, but I can usually be humorous enough to keep people who disagree with me from actually getting mad about it.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: ruyi on 22 Aug 2008, 01:30
I'll be your friend except I don't think you like me?  :-o  :-o   :?
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 22 Aug 2008, 01:58
to be quite honest i don't know of any reason i would dislike you or anyone else on this forum

 :? :| :lol:
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: schimmy on 22 Aug 2008, 02:11
I miss Kieffer  :-(
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: ruyi on 22 Aug 2008, 02:17
Quote from: zerodrone on 22 Aug 2008, 01:58
to be quite honest i don't know of any reason i would dislike you or anyone else on this forum

 :? :| :lol:

ohhh ok  :-P  :lol:  :laugh:
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 22 Aug 2008, 02:52
 :angel: :evil: :angel:

No, really, I want to know why you thought I don't like you.  I'm too lazy to use the search feature.  Private message it.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Spluff on 22 Aug 2008, 03:45
I say, there is really quite a lot of smilies in this thread.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Misereatur on 22 Aug 2008, 05:00
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/ffgtthttghyujjfdss/nn2s-dhpresents-thumb.gif)
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: negative creep on 22 Aug 2008, 08:08
It is from his blog. At least I have seen it there.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Man-Eating Eggplant on 22 Aug 2008, 12:54
Quote from: Spluff on 22 Aug 2008, 03:45
I say, there is really quite a lot of smilies in this thread.

The only way to balance it out is the anti-smiley, the opposite of internet emotion expression.

Watch:

See?
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Aug 2008, 21:30
Quote from: zerodrone on 22 Aug 2008, 01:16

Nobody has answered the important question DO YOU LIKE SCOTCH YES/NO CIRCLE ONE.

I make real life friends so easy, apparently I'm kind of a dick on the internet or something.  I assure you I'm seriously incredibly nice, unless, you know, someone gets me going on a rant, but I can usually be humorous enough to keep people who disagree with me from actually getting mad about it.


no, i don't care for scotch.

you're not really a dick on the internet, i've seen worse. hell, i've actually been meaner than you at times.  (on other forums)
but this whole "why don't you likeeeee meeee" thing you're doing now is lame. and the reason i said you were creepy is cause you seem to have a thing for younger girls.  i can so picture you being sleazy and hitting on them at shows.  if this is not true, sorry for making assumptions!

Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Aug 2008, 22:18
1) i don't use aim
2) it's not like this thread consists entirely of the two of us talking
3) from what little i know of him, we just wouldn't have much to say to each other outside the forum
4) i like regular tommy better
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: David_Dovey on 22 Aug 2008, 22:22
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i318/tommydski/aram.gif)
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Aug 2008, 01:01
Quote from: Misereatur on 22 Aug 2008, 05:00
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/ffgtthttghyujjfdss/nn2s-dhpresents-thumb.gif)

This is more mean-spirited than anything I have ever posted, I think.   :x
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Aug 2008, 01:13
Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Aug 2008, 21:30
but this whole "why don't you likeeeee meeee" thing you're doing now is lame.

do you really think that's what i'm doing

oh god, that's terrible.  i'm so sorry

that is seriously not what i am trying to do here, i know why some people don't like me, and why some do.  usually

also i had no idea you were a girl.  i have honestly never met a girl who listened to Throbbing Gristle in my life and have certainly never been called "creepy" by anyone who listens to said band  :lol:

Quote
and the reason i said you were creepy is cause you seem to have a thing for younger girls.

i have a thing for girls in general.  sometimes boys too.  it takes two to tango, though.  in all honestly the vast majority of "younger girls" (whatever THAT means) i've known as more than friends had a "thing" for ME first.  i can't really help who is attracted to me, can i?  and actually i've seriously dated three women older than me, two of which were the first two women i seriously dated period.  one of them was 14 years older (34 to my 20) and one was 17 years older!  (38 when i was 21, she was one of those kim gordon "never gets old" types).

this is interesting.  the general forum loves it when girls shamelessly camwhore (who doesn't, amirite!) but not so much when i textwhore.

honestly i'm just messing around and, in some weird way, actually trying to be more "real" and get to know some of you better.

i know, i'm a lot more amusing when i'm not being all serious.  i'll stop now.  it's beer thirty anyway, i just worked 12 hours.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Hat on 23 Aug 2008, 01:43
For those of you not playing along at home:

Zerodrone got stoned at a NIN concert and it broke his ability to use the internet

DONT DO DRUGS
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Aug 2008, 01:48
hahaha.

that honestly made me laugh for like 5 minutes and i'm not even drunk.

a little stoned, granted.

but still.

well played.   :lol:
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: jimbunny on 23 Aug 2008, 01:52
Dude, you're going meta; stop poking the system!
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Aug 2008, 02:01
it's like in that movie sunshine

i'm gonna watch that again now
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Aug 2008, 03:41
richard linklater was wrong

it is no longer irony but smugness that is the shackles of youth
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Spluff on 23 Aug 2008, 04:40
Tommy, I liked it better when I thought that the marquee consisted of just one picture. It looked like the zeppelin was flying!
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: tania on 23 Aug 2008, 06:03
i guess we can be friends, sure
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: snalin on 23 Aug 2008, 06:27
This thread is the weirdest thing I have ever seen on the whole internet. I read on thinking "this is irony, right? They are really deep now, right?". And it wasn't.

 :|
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Aug 2008, 12:01
If this is the weirdest thing you've ever seen on the internet, I envy you.

95% of what I've said isn't precisely serious.

Some people are doing an awesome job of proving me right when I denied standing out as being particularly mean, though.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Misereatur on 23 Aug 2008, 12:32
Alright, I'm sorry I posted that Mitch Clem comic. I was trying to be funny, not mean.

This thread was calling for it, though.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Aug 2008, 14:28
Quote from: zerodrone on 22 Aug 2008, 01:16
DO YOU LIKE SCOTCH YES/NO CIRCLE ONE.

YESSSSSSSS
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 23 Aug 2008, 14:46
Quote from: zerodrone on 23 Aug 2008, 01:13
i have honestly never met a girl who listened to Throbbing Gristle in my life

me neither!  i wonder what would happen if i did end up meeting one. maybe that would mean i'd end up with an awesome new lady friend, but i think most likely she'd be too pretentious for my liking and it just wouldn't go anywhere.

Quote from: zerodrone on 23 Aug 2008, 01:13
i have a thing for girls in general.  sometimes boys too.  

oh okay. and i actually don't have a problem with significant age differences either so i dunno why i was teasing you about that.  shrug.


Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 24 Aug 2008, 02:11
Quote from: Misereatur on 23 Aug 2008, 12:32
Alright, I'm sorry I posted that Mitch Clem comic. I was trying to be funny, not mean.

Well it was definitely funny.  I guess I'm sore about any reference to me being "that creepy older dude at shows that hits on young girls" because:

A) Everyone I meet thinks I'm like 18-20, I have one of those perplexingly ageless faces and I certainly don't really dress or act "older".  Plus I'm not actually old, all things considered.  Dudes in She Wants Revenge and LCD Soundsystem are older than me.  I think I'm roughly the same age as most of Mogwai though.

B) I don't hit on girls at shows, usually I just talk to my friends and random other people (male or female) about the band we're seeing and how FUCKING AWESOME THEY ARE WHOOOOOO.

I'll try and make this thread less retarded.  I didn't think it would be received so poorly.  I guess my intent/mood wasn't coming through the right way.

@ 20 jazz funk greats: I'm pretty sure Lydia Lunch listens to Throbbing Gristle.  Then again, Lydia Lunch is, at least according to Jim Thirlwell, not a very nice girl.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: snalin on 24 Aug 2008, 13:46
Quote from: zerodrone on 23 Aug 2008, 12:01
If this is the weirdest thing you've ever seen on the internet, I envy you.

Fuck it, I just remembered 2 girls etc.


But don't make the thread less retarded, make it retarded in a fun way.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Leinad on 24 Aug 2008, 13:51
2 girls has nothing on BME Pain Olympics. That is the most retarded shit ever.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: RobbieOC on 24 Aug 2008, 13:56
 :-D - The internet is weird!
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Ozymandias on 24 Aug 2008, 14:37
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CMON FUCK A GUY
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Post by: Leinad on 24 Aug 2008, 15:52
Jesus Ozy, that filled up a couple of word pages.

Also, who's ass is that in your avatar?
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Post by: ruyi on 24 Aug 2008, 20:40
Jodie's, I think?
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Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Aug 2008, 01:57
HAI GUYZ HAVE ALL Y'ALL SEEN CAKEFARTS?
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Aug 2008, 18:34
Quote from: zerodrone on 24 Aug 2008, 02:11
I guess I'm sore about any reference to me being "that creepy older dude at shows that hits on young girls" because:

A) Everyone I meet thinks I'm like 18-20, I have one of those perplexingly ageless faces and I certainly don't really dress or act "older".  Plus I'm not actually old, all things considered.  Dudes in She Wants Revenge and LCD Soundsystem are older than me.  I think I'm roughly the same age as most of Mogwai though.

B) I don't hit on girls at shows, usually I just talk to my friends and random other people (male or female) about the band we're seeing and how FUCKING AWESOME THEY ARE WHOOOOOO.

I'll try and make this thread less retarded.  I didn't think it would be received so poorly.  I guess my intent/mood wasn't coming through the right way.

@ 20 jazz funk greats: I'm pretty sure Lydia Lunch listens to Throbbing Gristle.  Then again, Lydia Lunch is, at least according to Jim Thirlwell, not a very nice girl.


dude  :lol:
the only person who said you seem like you could be that guy was me, and i apologized in advance. sorry again. i wasn't expecting you to be so sensitive, hahah.

also, it's not like i'm ever going to meet lydia lunch.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 25 Aug 2008, 21:52
i'm pretty sensitive

cause i've been hurt

i been hurt bad

 :cry:

feel sorry for me  :-(

 :wink:
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Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Aug 2008, 21:57
(http://www.spokesmanreview.com/blogs/vox/media/r_stop.jpg)
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 25 Aug 2008, 22:06
I have never seen anyone attempt to be clever by telling someone something in a thread via the use of an unfunny image macro before!

Cheers for innovation, sir.  Cheers.  *golf clap*
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Post by: Oli on 25 Aug 2008, 22:12
This thread is a dirty great wankstain on the soiled gym sock that is the internet.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Oli on 25 Aug 2008, 22:18
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Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Aug 2008, 22:24
Quote from: zerodrone on 25 Aug 2008, 21:52
i'm pretty sensitive

cause i've been hurt

i been hurt bad

 :cry:

feel sorry for me  :-(

 :wink:


ahem. must refrain form making inappropriate comments.

damn it, now i look like the creepy one here.
thanks thread.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 25 Aug 2008, 22:33
So on my way home from work I stopped at Wal-Mart for some new headphones (hey, they're the only place open).

I noticed they had a "$5 DVD bin".  I thought, "Well, maybe there's at least one good flick in there?"

I actually found FOUR good movies - all in widescreen format, too!

They are: American Psycho, Hard Candy, Matrix: Reloaded, and The Ninth Gate.

I feel that this basically explains everything about my entire personality.

 :lol:
 :angel:
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: öde on 25 Aug 2008, 22:45
Quote from: Oli on 25 Aug 2008, 22:12
This thread is a dirty great wankstain on the soiled gym sock that is the internet.

In submarines they employ a practice called 'hotbunking'. To save space the crew have to share bunks, so when a sailor gets to their bunk it's still warm from the last person that slept in it - hence 'hotbunking'. Beside many of these bunks, stuffed between the wall and matress or wherever it can be hidden, there are socks repeatedly used by sailors to relieve their urges. Sometimes the socks are used by more than one sailor, and that's what this thread reminded me of.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: ZJGent on 25 Aug 2008, 22:46
Merciful Death.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: Jackie Blue on 25 Aug 2008, 22:49
Quote from: öde on 25 Aug 2008, 22:45
In submarines they employ a practice called 'hotbunking'. To save space the crew have to share bunks, so when a sailor gets to their bunk it's still warm from the last person that slept in it - hence 'hotbunking'. Beside many of these bunks, stuffed between the wall and matress or wherever it can be hidden, there are socks repeatedly used by sailors to relieve their urges. Sometimes the socks are used by more than one sailor, and that's what this thread reminded me of.

What is it about being hurtful that you find enjoyable, or in some other way an enhancement to your life?  Honest question.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: öde on 25 Aug 2008, 22:52
To be honest I just wanted to talk about sailors jerking off.
Title: Re: do you want to be my friend
Post by: E. Spaceman on 25 Aug 2008, 22:53
Quote from: zerodrone on 25 Aug 2008, 22:33
So on my way home from work I stopped at Wal-Mart for some new headphones (hey, they're the only place open).

I noticed they had a "$5 DVD bin".  I thought, "Well, maybe there's at least one good flick in there?"

I actually found FOUR good movies - all in widescreen format, too!

They are: American Psycho, Hard Candy, Matrix: Reloaded, and The Ninth Gate.

I feel that this basically explains everything about my entire personality.

 :lol:
 :angel:



Man, I've done that. In fact i now do it ofte after a string of times when i got great stuff just mindlessly browsing. My guess is that since a lot of the times good movies don't sell, they end up getting pushed there. A week ago I went and walked out with the entire Six Feet Under series and 6 movies.

Matrix: Reloaded sucks so much, though. Maybe not more than The Ninth Gate.


Anyway, I hope we have all learned valuable lessons from this thread.   Everyone:
Being friends is nice!
Being a jerk isn't nice!
A thread can get real dumb real quick!



Goodnight, thread.