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Title: Movie lines
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 04 Nov 2008, 21:00
Whatare your favourite movie lines?
Simple thread.

Mine are

The whole Les Grossman/Flaming Dragon phone call, and
Kirk's "I don't read scripts. Script reads me."    (Tropic Thunder)

Samuel L Jackon's : "English motherfucker, do you speak it? ... Say what again, I dare you - I double dare you motherfucker!"  (Pulp Fiction)
and his classic Snakes on a Plane line XD

lastly Arnie's "Who told you you could eat my cookies? Put the cookie down ... now!"    (jingle All The Way)
and "but I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm gonna ram it into your stomach and break your godamned spine!!"  (Running Man)

Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: Nodaisho on 04 Nov 2008, 23:17
Oooh, that's difficult.

"Ah hell, I'm a fan of all seven." from Serenity.

"No. Not without incident." from Equilibrium

"This is... From Mathilda." and Stanfield's reaction from Leon.

Just about anything Doc Holliday said in Tombstone.

I'm sure I am going to remember better lines, but I can't right now.

Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: Gridgm on 05 Nov 2008, 00:26
Whatare your favourite movie lines?
Simple thread.

Mine are

The whole Les Grossman/Flaming Dragon phone call, and
Kirk's "I don't read scripts. Script reads me."

Samuel L Jackon's : "English motherfucker, do you speak it? ... Say what again, I dare you - I double dare you motherfucker!"
and his classic Snakes on a Plane line XD

lastly Arnie's "Who told you you could eat my cookies? Put the cookie down ... now!"
and "but I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm gonna ram it into your stomach and break your godamned spine!!"



a film name would help alot for quite alot of these
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 05 Nov 2008, 04:30
Shit you're right. Dunno why I forgot to put them in there
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Post by: De_El on 05 Nov 2008, 12:39
"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" Bladerunner
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Post by: Nodaisho on 05 Nov 2008, 12:56
Oh man, how did I forget that one? Batty's tannhauser gate speech too.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 05 Nov 2008, 13:50
Lost Boys:

"You're a creature of the night, Michael!"


Encino Man:

"If you're edged 'cause I'm wheezin' on your grindage, just chill, 'cause if i had the whole Brady Bunch thing happenin' over at my pad, I'd go grind over there. So don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster."
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Post by: Muppet King on 05 Nov 2008, 14:20
Christmas Vacation:

"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"
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Post by: Faker on 05 Nov 2008, 17:03
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 05 Nov 2008, 19:15
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
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Post by: Dimmukane on 05 Nov 2008, 19:49
LONG QUOTE

You are the sun. The sun doesn't move, this is what it does. You are the Earth. The Earth is here for a start, and then the Earth moves around the sun. And now, we'll have an explanation that simple folks like us can also understand, about immortality. All I ask is that you step with me into the boundlessness, where constancy, quietude and peace, infinite emptiness reign. And just imagine, in this infinite sonorous silence, everywhere is an impenetrable darkness. Here, we only experience general motion, and at first, we don't notice the events that we are witnessing. The brilliant light of the sun always sheds its heat and light on that side of the Earth which is just then turned towards it. And we stand here in it's brilliance. This is the moon. The moon revolves around the Earth. What is happening? We suddenly see that the disc of the moon, the disc of the moon, on the Sun's flaming sphere, makes an indentation, and this indentation, the dark shadow, grows bigger... and bigger. And as it covers more and more, slowly only a narrow crescent of the sun remains, a dazzling crescent. And at the next moment, the next moment - say that it's around one in the afternoon - a most dramatic turn of event occurs. At that moment the air suddenly turns cold. Can you feel it? The sky darkens, then goes all dark. The dogs howl, rabbits hunch down, the deer run in panic, run, stampede in fright. And in this awful, incomprehensible dusk, even the birds... the birds too are confused and go to roost. And then... Complete Silence. Everything that lives is still. Are the hills going to march off? Will heaven fall upon us? Will the Earth open under us? We don't know. We don't know, for a total eclipse has come upon us... But... but no need to fear. It's not over. For across the sun's glowing sphere, slowly, the Moon swims away. And the sun once again bursts forth, and to the Earth slowly there comes again light, and warmth again floods the Earth. Deep emotion pierces everyone. They have escaped the weight of darkness
--- That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
But Mr. Hagelmayer. It's still not over.

Werckmeister Harmonies.

You really have to see the scene for the full effect, though.

Jens, watch it now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFmu7BYbthY)



Also, all of the one-liners and monologues Bricktop Harry has in Snatch.
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: De_El on 05 Nov 2008, 20:04
"I was cured all right."
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 05 Nov 2008, 20:19
Man I so wanted to dress up as him for Halloween but I thought about it too late
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Post by: axerton on 05 Nov 2008, 20:35
War will make corpses of us all.
Faramir. The Lord of the Rings the Two Towers, extended edition.
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Post by: De_El on 05 Nov 2008, 20:38
Three of my friends dressed up as Alex and co. I don't think the other two made particular attempts to look like, say, Dim or Georgie, just sort of droogs.
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Post by: DanteShepherd on 07 Nov 2008, 13:16
Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f---ed-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.

- Clementine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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Post by: Arkvoodle on 07 Nov 2008, 14:14
"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it."


-Red, The Shawshank Redemption
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Post by: backstagebetty on 07 Nov 2008, 14:39
"I punch 'em in the jaw and yell "Pop goes the weasel!" - Sam Jackson on devirginizing in The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Goddamn cats crawlin' up trees, 5 times 5 is 25, fuck this place, FUCK IT!" - Tommy, The Shawshank Redemption

"Corn nuts!" Heathers

AND... (Sorry it's long. I love this movie.)

Daxos: I see I was wrong to expect Sparta's commitment to at least match our own.

King Leonidas: Doesn't it?

King Leonidas: You there, what is your profession?

Free Greek-Potter: I am a potter... sir.

King Leonidas: And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir.

King Leonidas: Sculptor.

King Leonidas: You?

Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith.

King Leonidas: [turns back shouting] Spartans! What is your profession?

Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

King Leonidas:You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did. - 300
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: Malek on 07 Nov 2008, 16:37
"I'll Be Back" I shouldnt have to say who or what its from
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 07 Nov 2008, 17:15
How could I forget everyone's fave:



"GARBAGE DAY!"

off that film where that phrase was said.
Silent Night Deadly Night .... 2 :-o
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: Surgoshan on 07 Nov 2008, 17:33
With that.

"Nudie magazine day!" - Billy Madison
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Post by: JD on 07 Nov 2008, 21:19
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries *thbbbttt*

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The french dude at the castle
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Post by: De_El on 08 Nov 2008, 01:00
"Here's to your fuck, Frank."
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 09 Nov 2008, 04:21
Monty Python's Meaning of Life (taken from wikiquote because I trust other people's memories more than I trust my own):

Labcoat #1: Hello. Uh… can we have your liver?
Mr Brown: What?
Labcoat #1: Your liver. It's a large, uh… glandular organ in your abdomen.
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: oldestgenxer on 09 Nov 2008, 19:11
Anything from the Big Lebowski

Caddyshack, Bill Murray:  "So I jump ship in Hong Kong, and hitch-hike my way across Tibet..."

Drop Dead Gorgeous has many great lines--it's an unsung hero among cult comedies.
"You know my parents only had me so my brother could have a kidney."

And I'm about to watch Clerks again.
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Post by: Dazed on 12 Nov 2008, 09:28
"You know what we're gonna get you for christmas next year mom? A big wooden cross. So any time that you start feeling unappreciated for all the sacrifices you've made, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."
-Kevin Spacey, The Ref

"They say most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep... all but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake."
-Vin Diesel, Pitch Black

"Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit."
-John Goodman, The Big Lebowski
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: n0tj3sus on 12 Nov 2008, 10:55
Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
               -v for vendetta.

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.
               - the dark knight.
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Post by: Alex C on 12 Nov 2008, 11:18
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"- Peter Sellers, Doctor Strangelove
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Post by: carrotosaurus on 12 Nov 2008, 14:50
Hold onto your butts!
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 14 Nov 2008, 19:01
Harold I'm gonna be on television!

Creeps me out every time...
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Post by: Border Reiver on 16 Nov 2008, 12:47
"I hope I give you the shits!" - Dog Soldiers (and damn, I hope I can come up with a line like that when a werewolf is about to use me as a main course)

You broke into the wrong recreational room!" - Michael Gross in Tremors

Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: dozyrozy on 17 Nov 2008, 17:13
It may not be a great, and I'm sure that I can think of many better, but this is the one that popped into my head because I watched it just the other day!

"I feel like I just found out my favourite love song is about a sandwich," - 27 Dresses
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: plumbob78 on 17 Nov 2008, 20:29
"What are your legs?"
"Springs. Steel springs"
"What are they gonna do?"
"Hurl me down the track."
"How fast can you run?"
"As fast as a leopard."
"How fast are you gonna run?"
"As fast as a leopard"
"Then let's see you do it!"

-Gallipoli

Great movie. Ending's depressing as hell, though.

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Post by: sandysmilinstrange on 17 Nov 2008, 20:43
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain. Time to die."

Probably I don't need to say what that was from.

Gets to me.

"Anne Frank, you know, the girl that was all 'whah, whah' before the miracle worker came and knocked some smarts into her?"

-Clerks 2

"Okay! Gay..."

-Shaun of the Dead

Shoot, I like way too many movie quotes. This post started out way too long. I had to edit.
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Post by: Surgoshan on 17 Nov 2008, 20:49
"What are your legs?"
"Springs. Steel springs"
"What are they gonna do?"
"Hurl me down the track."
"How fast can you run?"
"As fast as a leopard."
"How fast are you gonna run?"
"As fast as a leopard"
"Then let's see you do it!"

-Gallipoli

Great movie. Ending's depressing as hell, though.



Does he not actually run as fast as a leopard?
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: Inlander on 17 Nov 2008, 21:03
Read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli#Gallipoli_Campaign (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli#Gallipoli_Campaign) and you may infer how the film ends.
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: actreal on 18 Nov 2008, 00:39
Too many from Wayne's World made their way into my own frequently used phrases and have stayed there for close to two decades...

"Hey Mr. Donut Man, who's trying to kill ya? I don't know but they better not!"

"Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind! I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ. "

"Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww."

"No Stairway, denied!"


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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 19 Nov 2008, 06:46
Harold I'm gonna be on television!

Creeps me out every time...

Yes.  Or we could go with Sara's monologue from that movie, or

"Now we come to step three. This... drives... most... people... crazy"
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: RedLion on 19 Nov 2008, 18:46
Is this Clarice?

Wull hullo Clarice....
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Post by: KharBevNor on 20 Nov 2008, 10:51
I am the great traitor. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of corn or one drop of water... more than his ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the trees... then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of god. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts... (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=11hRRSeTWCw)
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Post by: hanalways on 20 Nov 2008, 11:14
"Orange Mocha Frappucinos!"
 - Zoolander.
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: plumbob78 on 20 Nov 2008, 17:59


Does he not actually run as fast as a leopard?

Spolier: He runs as fast as a leopard into a Turkish bullet, because Mel Gibson couldn't run fast enough to stop the futile attack.
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Post by: Spluff on 20 Nov 2008, 18:25
He runs as fast as a leopard with springs for legs.

That is, he collapsed on the ground and kind of writhed around.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 20 Nov 2008, 21:56
Oh, I think I know of that movie, we were watching it in history class and I missed the day with the first half of it, then all but the very end of it, the last shot is a runner getting shot, and then the movie cuts out, right?
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Post by: Inlander on 20 Nov 2008, 22:05
With a freeze-frame, yeah.

I'm a bit concerned you were watching it in history class, in recent years there's been a fair bit of consternation in certain circles here in Australia about how the film distorted history. Still a classic film, though.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 20 Nov 2008, 22:18
I didn't see any of it but the bit at the end, so I don't know how it was, but I know that our history teacher didn't want us having an idea of war as glorious, he also dedicated a good bit of time to describing Verdun. I doubt the consternation is heard in the US, truth be told.
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Post by: De_El on 20 Nov 2008, 22:36
Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum
1932   -   2001

Died Tragically Rescuing His
Family from the Wreckage of a
Destroyed Sinking Battleship

such a fucking good movie
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: Inlander on 20 Nov 2008, 22:37
I didn't see any of it but the bit at the end, so I don't know how it was, but I know that our history teacher didn't want us having an idea of war as glorious, he also dedicated a good bit of time to describing Verdun. I doubt the consternation is heard in the US, truth be told.

Actually I imagine the film would go down pretty well in the U.S., seeing as how it heavily promotes the notion of a hopelessly inadequate British military that used the "colonial" soldiers as cannon-fodder.

Which is somewhat true, but to the exclusion of the enormous number of British soldiers who also died alongside the Australians, New Zealanders, etc.
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Post by: Border Reiver on 21 Nov 2008, 04:45
Considering that Gallipoli was an Aussie film focussing on the ANZACs, asking that the film look at the broader battle is a little much.  That would be like having Saving Private Ryan actually show the British and Canadians fighting in Normandy, rather than the single throwaway comment that was made.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 21 Nov 2008, 07:30
"It was at a funny angle."

"Tyrone, it was behind us. When you go in reverse, things come from behind." - Vinny and Tyrone from Snatch
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Post by: andtakingnames on 21 Nov 2008, 14:10
Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
a picture of me?
No! you'll find the definition of idiot, which you fucking are!
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Post by: Surgoshan on 21 Nov 2008, 16:46
Conan!  What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Nov 2008, 18:20
As much as I love that movie, (seriously, it's in my top 5, next to things like Yojimbo and Stalker) that quote was originally Genghis Khan's.
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Post by: Surgoshan on 22 Nov 2008, 05:34
Yeah, and the khan went on for another five minutes, I think.
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Post by: Surgoshan on 22 Nov 2008, 06:23
"Well... I don't have any rules about men falling in love...
So I can make love to you; sweet, passionate, tender, adoring love; and you can still have meaningless sex with me, right?"
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Post by: plumbob78 on 22 Nov 2008, 15:20
Another classic:

"My mistake. Four coffins."

- A Fistfull of Dollars and Yojimbo, which are the same movie, just different settings.
Title: Re: Movie lines
Post by: Surgoshan on 22 Nov 2008, 19:52
Well, one could claim that FoD was just Yojimbo, but stolen.

Which Kurosawa did claim, and whose lawsuit won in court.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 22 Nov 2008, 20:11
Of course, I am pretty sure Kurosawa took it from someone else, first. Forget what the setting was on that one.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 22 Nov 2008, 20:24
A book called Red Harvest.
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Post by: plumbob78 on 22 Nov 2008, 22:46
Well, one could claim that FoD was just Yojimbo, but stolen.

Which Kurosawa did claim, and whose lawsuit won in court.

Yes. I knew they were the same story. But it was only when I saw Yojimbo years after FoD that I knew how close they were. Down to the same joke.
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Post by: Surgoshan on 23 Nov 2008, 04:12
Yeah.  It's kind of sad.  I mean, making a movie based off another movie, not necessarily cool, but it's been done.  Remaking it line for line, scene for scene?  Really uncool.
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Post by: carrotosaurus on 23 Nov 2008, 09:52
nitpick: Yojimbo only needed three coffins.
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Post by: J-cob9000 on 23 Nov 2008, 10:20
You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.


Inconceivable!
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Post by: Usopp on 25 Nov 2008, 09:19
"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying. Sometimes that means killing a whole lot of people." Dwight, Sin City
"INCONCIEVABLE!" Vizzini, The Princess Bride
"I fart in your general direction!" Irate French soldier, played by John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Nov 2008, 07:40
Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!
Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!
-Full Metal Jacket

Flass: That's all I know, I swear to God!
Batman: SWEAR TO ME!
-Batman Begins

Those two will do for now.
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Post by: Usopp on 01 Dec 2008, 06:06
TETSUOOOO!!! :-o
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 07 Dec 2008, 10:56
"And you will know my name is the Lawd when I lay vengeance upon thee"
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Post by: lprkn on 07 Dec 2008, 15:35
There's no crying in baseball!
- A League of Their Own
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Post by: Blademan on 08 Dec 2008, 04:35
"You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders!  The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia!  The second, and only slightly less well-known, is never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH*dead*"
-Vizzini

I do not at all regret spending the last hour and a half watching that movie again rather than studying for my final tomorrow.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 08 Dec 2008, 06:42
"I am not left handed!"
"Have fun storming the castle!
Think it'll work?
It'll take a miracle."
"Drop. Your. Sword."
The Princess Bride is just full of quotable quotes. You could make an entire thread from that movie alone.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 08 Dec 2008, 07:20
"Who are you"
"Me?"
"Yes"
"Nobody...Accounting"
"He gave the Mexicans a receiver."
"He feels...he felt that the more people looking..."
"That's foolish.  You pick the one right tool."
"I see.  Are you going to shoot me?"
"That depends.  Do you see me?"
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Post by: Usopp on 08 Dec 2008, 14:23
Quote
"You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders!  The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia!  The second, and only slightly less well-known, is never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH*dead*"
-Vizzini

I do not at all regret spending the last hour and a half watching that movie again rather than studying for my final tomorrow.

Congratulations sir, you have just made my day  :lol:
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Post by: the_pied_piper on 10 Dec 2008, 18:10
"The two of you killed everything i ever loved... Fuck you both"

Slevin: "Well, because I owe you $96,000, and I may have a slight problem coming up with the money."
The Boss: "Oh, okay. Well, why don't we just make it an even 90?"
Slevin: "I... may have exaggerated the slightness."

Maximus: "Do you find it difficult to do your duty?"
Cicero: "Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to."
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Post by: GreyGabe on 10 Dec 2008, 22:05
"Gee, sure would be nice if we had some grenades right now, don'tcha think?!"-- Jayne, Serenity
"What a crazy random happenstance!"-- Dr. Horrible/Billy, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog
"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, ALWAYS with the negative waves!" Oddball, Kelly's Heroes
"Night Watch! Everyone step out of the the Twilight! " --Anton Gorodetsky, Night Watch


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Post by: plumbob78 on 12 Dec 2008, 20:38
And to continue the theme:

Oddball: "...Why don't you say something RIGHTEOUS, and HOPEFUL for a chnage?"
Moriarty: "Crap."

This is too funny. Just the other night at the Pub, my buddies and I inexplicably went on a Kelly's Heroes quote spree. So much so that we HAD to make that our team name for the quiz. I've had an itch to watch that movie again ever since. I think I sahll do so tomorrow.

This is bad, because I just watched it two weeks ago.