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Title: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Tehz on 28 Nov 2008, 22:54
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/kalnaar_khan/mosbaconbar.jpg)
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars (http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars)

Literally a chocolate bar with pieces of bacon inside. Delicious?  :|
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 28 Nov 2008, 22:55
I have tasted this.  It is mildly disgusting.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Patrick on 28 Nov 2008, 22:57
It has bacon and chocolate. How can it be disgusting? Two delicious things, deliciouser together.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 28 Nov 2008, 22:59
You can't even taste bacon. It's just a regular chocolate bar with an unusual crunchy texture in the middle.  The most awkward chocolate ever conceived
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: RedLion on 29 Nov 2008, 00:15
Why do people make these things?

The AV Club does frequent taste-tests of random and/or disgusting food-and-drink-stuffs, one of which is Pizza Beer (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_pizza_beer)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: JD on 29 Nov 2008, 00:21
(http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comics/086.png)

Can't go wrong with bacon ice cream

If taken in small quantities
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: pwhodges on 29 Nov 2008, 00:31
My wife is considering a venison and chocolate recipe for Christmas day.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Tom on 29 Nov 2008, 01:05
Tell her not to, if there is anything my aunt has accidentally taught me. It is to never combine chocolate and flesh of any kind no matter what you are told by anyone.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: KvP on 29 Nov 2008, 01:54
Clearly your aunt has never had a good mole.

That or your aunt are dumb.

mmm, mole.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Peet on 29 Nov 2008, 02:13
Chocolate and venison is a relatively common  (http://www.google.com/search?q=chocolate+venison&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7ADBF)combination. I think venison's a strong enough flavour to cope with the likes of chocolate (I've seen it infused with tea). Obviously you wouldn't want to try it with chicken or pork or a less flavousome meat, but I'd quite like to try it with venison.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Gemmwah on 29 Nov 2008, 02:45
Someone in Scotland has probably deep fat fried one of these.

fyp.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Emaline on 29 Nov 2008, 07:00
I can imagine a mapley bacon and chocolate bar being good together, but through experience I know that just regular smoked bacon and chocolate isn't so great. But fuck, maple bacon chocolate chip cookies are to die for. Bacon ice cream would be amazing.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Christophe on 29 Nov 2008, 07:11
This thread is now about BACON,

(http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20081028-baconnaise.jpg)

How can something so unhealthy be so goooooood?
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Inlander on 29 Nov 2008, 07:21
Mmm, bacon-flavoured synthetic chemicals.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: StaedlerMars on 29 Nov 2008, 07:24
Someone, somewhere has probably deep fat fried one of these.

I'm fairly certain that this somewhere is in Scotland.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: SonofZ3 on 29 Nov 2008, 07:31
I bought a bar of that Vosges chocolate once with gogi berries and peruvian salt in it. It was like 5 bucks, and on the back it had an alergy warning against shellfish because it was made in a facility that uses pearl dust. I don't know about all you plebian fools, but after having that chocolate bar I refuse to eat any candy that doesn't have powdered pearls in it. Or at least emeralds.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Tehz on 29 Nov 2008, 07:58
America, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1088761/Sold-6-bar---tastebud-sensation-thats-mix-milk-chocolate-smoky-bacon.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1088761/Sold-6-bar---tastebud-sensation-thats-mix-milk-chocolate-smoky-bacon.html)

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At £5.99 per 3oz bar it is far from a cheap treat, but Selfridges – the only UK stockist – sold its entire stock of several hundred within 48 hours at its four stores and has urgently ordered more.

 :roll:
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Dazed on 29 Nov 2008, 08:32
SO, my mom has been known to make pretty much the most delicious thing ever. Basically, you take really thin, crispy breadsticks; wrap them in bacon in a sort of spirally pattern, so it's covered lengthwise; bake in an oven; omnomnomnomnomnom. Soooooo good.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Liz on 29 Nov 2008, 09:10
America, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you

Absolutely nothing! You are going to love America and you know it.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Nov 2008, 09:14
I have tried bacon chocolate and it is not so bad. It is not anything worth getting considering the price (where I'm from, at least) though.
KvP is right about the deliciousness of mole. It is seriously the best thing ever, just never buy it in a jar, which I made the mistake of doing once in an extremely rural town in Arizona.

Following the WTF FOOD theme:

Canned bread!
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/Canned_Bread.jpg)

Bull testicles!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/BackyardChef/misc/Rocky%20Mountain%20Oyster/balls_002.jpg)

Krispy Kreme cheezburgers!
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/krispy-kreme-bacon-cheeseburger.jpg)

And this ungodly thing!
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/turgooduccochiqua-sliced.jpg)
"Forget the turducken, here’s the turgooduccochiqua by Wil Shipley of Call Me Fishmeal blog. It’s a quail inside a cornish game hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a goose. Oh, and with bacon between the layers."
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Christophe on 29 Nov 2008, 09:30
You will say no wrong about the Luther Burger I SWEAR TO GOD:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/TexasBurgerGuy/Hamdog/Luther_small.jpg)

I really want to go all nom nom nom on one of those. Damn my heart and liver!

Also here is a hamdog
(http://www.emotionaljoystick.net/37h3rgallery/albums/album12/hamdog.jpg)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: clockworkjames on 29 Nov 2008, 09:33
Fuck this thread for making me even more hungry from looking at tasty foods. I gotta settle for microwave pizzas I ovened.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Gemmwah on 29 Nov 2008, 09:35
Jesus fuck.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Metope on 29 Nov 2008, 11:20
America, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Alex C on 29 Nov 2008, 11:34
You'd actually be a lot more accurate if you just said "Man, Southerners." I mean, the luther burgers and the like come from restaurant in Georgia that apparently gets a lot of play by surprising people with their outlandishness. This is like using tentacle porn to represent Japanese culture.


Besides, you're Norwegian. Up until the last 60 years or so your national cuisine was basically 60% salt by volume. The rest was potatos.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Ladybug on 29 Nov 2008, 11:40
This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalahove) (maybe not a very nice link for people who are vegetarian/vegan? I know some people who get upset by it, but I don't think it's that bad as long as I don't have to eat it/smell it/be near it) sort of makes me feel like I can't critizise American food in general, because there is some fucking weird stuff here as well.

http://flickr.com/photos/jmgleditsch/348305102/ is the worst picture.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Nov 2008, 11:45
Why is it that all the horrible, disgusting things that only the really poor people used to eat are now called "delicacies"?
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Alex C on 29 Nov 2008, 11:56
This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalahove) (maybe not a very nice link for people who are vegetarian/vegan? I know some people who get upset by it, but I don't think it's that bad as long as I don't have to eat it/smell it/be near it) sort of makes me feel like I can't critizise American food in general, because there is some fucking weird stuff here as well.

http://flickr.com/photos/jmgleditsch/348305102/ is the worst picture.

Yeah, see, I'm from Minnesota, which is very Scandinavian and my paternal grandfather is Norwegian. Traditional Norwegian meals are basically a punchline over here. You can buy t-shirts at airport giftshops making fun of them.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Metope on 29 Nov 2008, 11:57
Hey, that ridiculously broad generalization wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Of course we know America is a lot more than nasty food, and personally I have nothing against American culture.

And yeah, the average Norwegian dish hasn't always been too healthy or tasty, but keep in mind that it was because they didn't have much choice, Norway was not always this rich. And.. uh... the smalahove is something I would never taste, and I can't find a way (or reason) to "defend" it.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Alex C on 29 Nov 2008, 12:08
It still hit me as funny though. Please, really, keep in mind that my post really is a product of my environment for the most part. Like I said earlier, as a Minnesotan, a fair sized chunk of the cultural dialogue I lived with growing up consisted of "Holy shit, I can't believe people used to eat this stuff" and pressuring people to try lutefisk. My grandfather is an enthusiastic supporter of such dishes, provided he can get someone else to eat them.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Ladybug on 29 Nov 2008, 12:16
Lutefisk is still fairly popular as a traditional meal around Christmas here. My family always eats it on, ehm, Little Christmas Eve, but I find it fairly gross so I stick to the standard rice porridge with a hidden almond. I think Norwegian cuisine is pretty affected by the fact that we got very rich fairly fast, so a lot of the traditional stuff is influenced by much poorer times, but it's still tradition, so it's not likely to disappear any time soon, even though we are both richer and have influences from all over the world now.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Metope on 29 Nov 2008, 12:18
Haha god, lutefisk is probably the most absurd dish ever. I mean, who thought of that? And more importantly: How, and why? I know a few people who like it but most people around here hates it (at least of the people I know). There are a lot of great traditional Norwegian dishes too though, But for some weird reason the disgusting ones are the most well known.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Alex C on 29 Nov 2008, 12:20
I think it's a matter of pride and irony all mixed up into one confused mess. My grandfather is intensely proud of the fact that most people can't stand lutefisk. Minnesotans like to think they're sturdy people who don't care for whining, basically. Besides, it's his godforsaken lye-fish, dammit, and he's gonna be proud of it if it kills him.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Liz on 29 Nov 2008, 12:23
We eat a fair amount of traditional Norwegian food in my family, my mother's side anyway, but we stick to the good stuff and none of that lutefisk business. Lefse, krumkake, pølse, flatbrød (silly Norwegian letters), and probably some others that I am not thinking of right now.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: snalin on 29 Nov 2008, 14:09
Haha god, lutefisk is probably the most absurd dish ever. I mean, who thought of that? And more importantly: How, and why?

Probably a dare. Or something. Seriously, you take dried fish, dump it in water for a week, then you make it fucking toxic by using , before you dump it in water for ten more days. People die from eating this if it's not prepared properly.

Smalahove is rather good though. Other fun traditional Norwegian food is the special potato dumpling (raspeball) which looks like brain that's rolled into balls. It's also got a consistency like... the first thing that comes to mind is tar.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lye[/url)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: pwhodges on 29 Nov 2008, 14:36
For some reason, Norway is the only place I have ever eaten Frog's Legs.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: SonofZ3 on 29 Nov 2008, 14:42
The Brewery in the town I went to college at had frog legs as appetizers. They were breaded in italian bread crumbs, and were overall pretty plain and a little tough. I'd like to have them somewhere that makes them better.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 29 Nov 2008, 14:46
seeing that bacon-chocolate bar reminds me of that simpsons episode where homer thinks god has his back, and while driving goes "lord, make me a new and delicious snack!" *claps twice*  this causes a fudge tanker (do those exist?  i hope so!) to swerve and hit a bacon truck, and a shower of fudge-coated bacon to land on homer's windscreen.

in summary, i'm going to go make fudgey bacon.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Patrick on 29 Nov 2008, 14:48
Why is it that all the horrible, disgusting things that only the really poor people used to eat are now called "delicacies"?

in b4 lobstertail
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Liz on 29 Nov 2008, 15:40
I have had frog's legs and turtle in Minnesota, both of which are actually quite tasty. We served them at the restaurant I used to work at.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: supersheep on 29 Nov 2008, 15:58
Why is it that all the horrible, disgusting things that only the really poor people used to eat are now called "delicacies"?
Case in point: oysters. Seriously, why? Are they nice cooked? Because they are the worst thing raw.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Nov 2008, 16:00
I actually don't mind them. They are far from a "delicacy" but they go well in any sort of indiscriminate seafood orgy.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: clockworkjames on 29 Nov 2008, 17:08
I love oysters, I just never got why people swallow them straight away. Taste better when you chew them.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Jessidee on 29 Nov 2008, 17:12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natto)

that is probably the worst one i have ever tried... rotting beans... yummo
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Eris on 29 Nov 2008, 19:04
 Balut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut). "A fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly-developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell", anyone?
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: ampersandwitch on 29 Nov 2008, 19:15
(http://www.friedmanarchives.com/China/Web/Chicken_Feet_5x7_72_dpi.jpg)

talk to me after you've had this
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: CarrionMan on 29 Nov 2008, 19:16
Both look good.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Nov 2008, 19:22
Best recipes evar!! (http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec2.htm)

omnomnom (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Human_placenta.jpg)





The background information! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placentophagy)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Edith on 29 Nov 2008, 19:23
I would like to take this opportunity to share my recipe for Maple Bacon Fudge.

http://theanticraft.com/archive/beltane08/ohcanada.htm (http://theanticraft.com/archive/beltane08/ohcanada.htm)

That is all.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Nov 2008, 19:56
I'm not going to lie, I vomited a little while going through this thread.  Granted I do have some sort of stomach virus, but that doesn't make most of what I have seen any less terrible.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Jessidee on 29 Nov 2008, 19:58
wow. those placenta recipes are more than  a lot disturbing  :-o
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Patrick on 29 Nov 2008, 20:53
The post referencing placentophagy should've linked to Tom Cruise.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: squawk on 29 Nov 2008, 21:01
Balut makes me so sad :[
My mom likes those.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Christophe on 29 Nov 2008, 22:30
I had balut before.

:(

Damn weird Filipino foods.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Inlander on 29 Nov 2008, 23:42
Why is it that all the horrible, disgusting things that only the really poor people used to eat are now called "delicacies"?
Case in point: oysters. Seriously, why?

Your life will change when you have good oysters. You won't know that they're good oysters until you've eaten them, but you'll know afterwards. And you will understand. I was never much into oysters, then I had good ones. Good oysters are incredible.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: pwhodges on 30 Nov 2008, 01:06
Your life will change when you have good oysters. You won't know that they're good oysters until you've eaten them, but you'll know afterwards.

I knew afterwards that I am allergic to oysters.

A friend of mine ate her first placenta; it wasn't nice enough for her to bother with the next.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Inlander on 30 Nov 2008, 02:03
Well I was thinking more specifically of people who've eaten oysters before, but never good oysters. If you're only allergic to good oysters but can eat crappy ones without complaint, that's pretty unfortunate.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Patrick on 30 Nov 2008, 02:58
Escargot is still pretty excellent. In fact, the texture reminds me a lot of oysters, but the flavor is a fuckton of salt, butter, and garlic.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Emaline on 30 Nov 2008, 12:13
People eat placentas because its filled with awesome nutrients and vitamins! So it is really really good for you.


But really that shit is gross, and why not just bury it under a tree or something?

I know people who eat placenta milk shakes.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Christophe on 30 Nov 2008, 18:55
Escargot is still pretty excellent. In fact, the texture reminds me a lot of oysters, but the flavor is a fuckton of salt, butter, and garlic.

THIS. I had some escargot on a cruise to Mexico once and it tasted fuckdamn delicious.

placenta milk shakes.

I would not see this band.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 30 Nov 2008, 19:41
I've had escargot, and I gotta say it was a hell of a lot like any other mollusk I've ever eaten, a lot like clams, only baked with garlic and butter instead of deep fried and golden delicious. Needless to say I loved, it, and I can both imagine myself having baked clams as easily as I can imagine having deep fried snails.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: dennis on 02 Dec 2008, 07:56
Why do people make these things?

The AV Club does frequent taste-tests of random and/or disgusting food-and-drink-stuffs, one of which is Pizza Beer (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_pizza_beer)
Oh god. I've had that vile concoction. It frankly wasn't that bad at first, but the aftertaste just gets worse as time passes.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Ballard on 02 Dec 2008, 18:53
Need I mention Pruno?
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: RedLion on 03 Dec 2008, 08:11
The hell, do people just find placentas lying on the ground? Do they go trawling for them in the ocean?

QUE?!
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Vendetagainst on 03 Dec 2008, 15:52
"PUSH! PUSH! PUSHHHHH! . . . alright, the baby's out of the way. Want this wrapped to go?"

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/Beef.jpg)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Spluff on 03 Dec 2008, 16:33
They sell animal placenta at a store near me. Apparently it's good for your hair, or something.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Christophe on 03 Dec 2008, 17:25
Why don't you wipe down that placenta with some human breast milk ice cream? (http://www.slashfood.com/2008/09/26/bodacious-peta-wants-breast-milk-ice-cream/)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: CarrionMan on 03 Dec 2008, 17:29
So, what, we replace dairy cows with hordes of lactating women?
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Emaline on 03 Dec 2008, 17:30
The hell, do people just find placentas lying on the ground? Do they go trawling for them in the ocean?

QUE?!


They birth them
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: öde on 03 Dec 2008, 18:52
When a man loves a woman...
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Dazed on 03 Dec 2008, 19:04
Ow my brain ow ow ow ow ow.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Eris on 03 Dec 2008, 19:10
When a man loves a woman...

(http://pds7.egloos.com/pds/200710/15/92/e0060892_47134a4da9fb4.jpg)?
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Ballard on 03 Dec 2008, 20:32
Afterbirth: It's what's for dinner.

That woman looks like a much creepier Lunchy.

My ex had all these bottles of "placenta shampoo" by her regular products. Bit unnerving, really. 
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: ViolentDove on 03 Dec 2008, 23:46
Whoah, what?

Where do you even get that kind've thing? And we are talking human placenta here, right?
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: pwhodges on 04 Dec 2008, 00:15
Scientists have to fight marketeers for left-over body bits these days, you know.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: PizzaSHARK on 04 Dec 2008, 00:32
Best recipes evar!! (http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec2.htm)

omnomnom (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Human_placenta.jpg)





The background information! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placentophagy)

Oh, stop.  You're making me hungry :(
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Christophe on 04 Dec 2008, 08:10
Michael Bolton looks like he's craving a placentawich.

Look at the longing in his eyes. The kind of eyes that only desire afterbirth.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: PizzaSHARK on 04 Dec 2008, 21:50
Or a gallon of antifreeze.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Patrick on 04 Dec 2008, 22:32
It's not too late for me to find religion, is it?
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: dennis on 05 Dec 2008, 05:09
A collection of human semen-based recipes. (http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Inlander on 05 Dec 2008, 06:17
Yes Patrick, it's too late. God has forsaken us all.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Patrick on 05 Dec 2008, 07:51
Quote from: The Review
If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Even the review refuses to take that shit seriously.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Ballard on 05 Dec 2008, 11:42
The comments are the best part.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Vendetagainst on 05 Dec 2008, 16:28
Quote from: comments
I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).

I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.

Leaning towards fruitarianism, I also like the fact that semen can be procured naturally, like a ripe apple that drops from a tree; it is its natural time to come...
And if Lacto-Ovo Vegetarians can eat eggs, then semen is a simple step away...

Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting semen, semen farms, and semen husbandry.

I would be very interested in any semen recipes that make use of the live ingredient, preferably fresh and hot, so that it retains its optimum level of nutrients and taste.

Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head cocked back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen?

This pretty much somes up all of my reasons against anything more extreme than vegetarianism.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Christophe on 05 Dec 2008, 16:37
Quote from: comments
Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting semen, semen farms, and semen husbandry.

Quote from: comments
harvesting semen, semen farms, and semen husbandry.

Quote from: comments
semen husbandry

Actually I think the best part of the whole thing is the disclaimer in the book:

Quote from: Fotie Photenhauer
This cookbook is written for consenting diners of semen. Please do not add semen to your guests' food without informing them beforehand.

Also, I like how we've gotten from Choco-bacon bars to Southern Cumtry Homecooking in the span of two pages.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Vendetagainst on 05 Dec 2008, 16:40
I was even more disturbed by the second to last line.

So, so disturbing.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Spluff on 05 Dec 2008, 17:15
I have been laughing at that for about 5 minutes.

Oh god.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Spluff on 05 Dec 2008, 17:21
Lime Aoili

Quote
Aioli is a wonderful sauce packed full of calories and smelly garlic. The lime gives the sauce a nice zesty kick and the semen flavor meshes nicely with the garlic and olive oil base. Don't try to hurry the procedure since it takes time and a lot of wrist action to absorb the oil into the egg.

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The lime gives the sauce a nice zesty kick and the semen flavor meshes nicely with the garlic and olive oil base. Don't try to hurry the procedure since it takes time and a lot of wrist action to absorb the oil into the egg.

Quote
Don't try to hurry the procedure since it takes time and a lot of wrist action
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Inlander on 05 Dec 2008, 18:08
Pfft, it doesn't take much time at all.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: tragic_pizza on 05 Dec 2008, 18:52
Man, all the potential food I've wasted over the years...
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Patrick on 05 Dec 2008, 22:34
Think of all the starving children in China the next time you masturbate you selfish bastard

(lol, I just told somebody over the internet to think of children the next time they masturbate. I wanna see how fast the FBI respond to this)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Spluff on 05 Dec 2008, 22:40
I'm sure they'll react better to that than when somebody, feeling guilty, tries mailing their semen to China.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: tragic_pizza on 05 Dec 2008, 22:42
... in a paper envelope.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Alex C on 06 Dec 2008, 12:10
That's silly! Nobody would ever be able to get it open!
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Christophe on 11 Dec 2008, 21:39
Hey guys, enough about semen/placenta stirfry...

MOAR BACON (http://foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: jhocking on 11 Dec 2008, 21:44
I love that this and the healthy lifestyle thread are the top two right now.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Emaline on 11 Dec 2008, 22:58
I giggled at that too, Joe Hocking.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 11 Dec 2008, 23:21
I figure this is the appropriate place to mention that my Psychology prof (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,21885.msg744667.html#msg744667). eventually got married and had kids, and froze his wife's placenta in their freezer, and then brought it to class.  Oh yeah, an ice cream bucket of condensed human blood is really what I need to see during my formative years.  Really, it's amazing that I turned out as well as I did.  Which is not that well, frankly.

Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: gospel on 12 Dec 2008, 12:54
http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because

Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Christophe on 12 Dec 2008, 14:33
Dude.

KERBLED like on the last page. (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,21811.msg745645.html#msg745645)
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: Tehz on 12 Dec 2008, 21:23
I cannot die happy until I eat one of those in its entirety. Odds are I actually will die once I finish it, so it will definitely be a happy death.
Title: Re: The Mo's Bacon Chocolate Bar
Post by: WildcardPhantom on 17 Dec 2008, 09:01
Enjoy a tall glass of this with your bacon chocolate

http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/