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Title: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 06:17: It is huge, I am pretty sure the size of at least a small bus maybe and it won't stop making noise, not just like regular noise either, this thing has got some serious satanic droning going on. I'm pretty sure I heard it telling me to vote yes on prop 8 earlier too, I managed to quickly sketch my impression of the beast while hiding bravely behind a chair so that it does not see me. Please send aid or someone to recover my body if possible.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES.jpg)
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Post by: evernew on 30 Nov 2008, 06:36: Because of the OP's postcount and this post's silliness
I was like
(http://www.der-vigilant.de/wp-content/myfotos/tdk/der-Joker.jpg)

but then
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Post by: öde on 30 Nov 2008, 06:41: Have you noticed any portals to demonic realms in your room? Have you recently read any books in an ancient, unintelligible language? Has it fed on anything larger than the average cat or dog yet? Does it react if you scream angrily at it while wearing robes and a wizard hat?
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 06:47: Quote from: öde on 30 Nov 2008, 06:41
Have you noticed any portals to demonic realms in your room? Have you recently read any books in an ancient, unintelligible language? Has it fed on anything larger than the average cat or dog yet? Does it react if you scream angrily at it while wearing robes and a wizard hat?
I have encountered no sign of my cat in three days, the nightmare realms of this bug's origin threaten to swallow me in their maddening corridoors as hour after hour I am pursued by the squamous beast, its nightmare limbs bending in eldritch shapes that our comparatively tiny consciousness cannot comprehend. I fear this is the end for me, the knowledge that man's place in the universe is nothing more than a worthless speck of dirt in the sandpit of hideous, cyclopean beasts beyond the reach or understanding of the rational mind has driven me to the ravings of a madman.
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Post by: SonofZ3 on 30 Nov 2008, 06:49: This thing is like 7 inches long:
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c255/colinmorell/047.jpg)
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 30 Nov 2008, 06:54: whatthefuckisthatohmygoditsterrifying
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 07:37: Hey guys it hasn't made any noise for a little while maybe I should peek over and check if it's still th-
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES2.jpg)
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Post by: SonofZ3 on 30 Nov 2008, 07:58: Quote from: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 06:17
possibly vorpal

this rocks :lol:
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Post by: Liz on 30 Nov 2008, 08:03: This thread is making me :D so much.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Nov 2008, 08:08: Whoa. New guy. Out of nowhere. Winning the internet.

Must be a fake.
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Post by: Liz on 30 Nov 2008, 08:10: Jordan, don't be so cynical. It is not becoming of you.
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Post by: michaelicious on 30 Nov 2008, 08:11: You guys get a load of that proboscis?
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 08:40: Oh thank god, I think I lost him.

Finally! A police officer! He'll save me!
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES3.jpg)
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Post by: negative creep on 30 Nov 2008, 08:54: It's a trap! He's wearing the same shoes as the bug!Watch out!
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Post by: jhocking on 30 Nov 2008, 08:58: This sordid tale is reminding me about the giant cockroach/beetle-thing that scuttled into my room. It crawled up the shower drain to get in my apartment! Thing was massive, like as long as my finger.

It crawled onto my hand while I was laying in bed.

I think I killed it but I never found the body. It's like the ending of a Bond movie.

Is it really gone?
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Post by: öde on 30 Nov 2008, 09:00: It will come back when you're on your honeymoon, about to make love to your wife.

I mean when you're about to make love to her, the cockroach is not involved in the loving.
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Post by: michaelicious on 30 Nov 2008, 09:05: Not while you're there, at least.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Nov 2008, 09:08: Quote from: öde on 30 Nov 2008, 09:00
It will come back when you're on your honeymoon, about to make love to your wife.

I mean when you're about to make love to her, the cockroach is not involved in the loving.

Oh hey, walking into a room to find a giant cockroach giving it to your fiancee, how about that for a mental image.
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Post by: jhocking on 30 Nov 2008, 09:12: rule 34 (http://www.xes.cx/MT/archives/2005/04/cockroach.html)
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Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Nov 2008, 09:22: I know what's supposed to be on that page but my browser didn't display it. Yay Opera!
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Post by: De_El on 30 Nov 2008, 09:24: Quote from: DVD box
She is a super idol of the MARS SPIRIT!!
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Post by: sandysmilinstrange on 30 Nov 2008, 10:19: Quote from: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 08:40
Don't mind me, gang. I'm just making the best thread this board has seen in a while!
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 30 Nov 2008, 11:26: Quote from: Jeans on 30 Nov 2008, 09:18
Joe what the fuck
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Post by: Liz on 30 Nov 2008, 12:56: Quote from: Jeans on 30 Nov 2008, 09:18
Joe what the fuck
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Post by: KvP on 30 Nov 2008, 13:04: Quote from: DVD box
She is a super idol of the MARS SPIRIT!!
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 13:12: Sorry guys, I don't have a quote
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Post by: Gemmwah on 30 Nov 2008, 13:18: I just want to know what happened to the bug. I get uneasy when i don't know where they've gone.
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 30 Nov 2008, 13:20: Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 13:12
Sorry guys, I don't have a quote
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Post by: eddie on 30 Nov 2008, 13:22: Quote from: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 06:47
Quote from: öde on 30 Nov 2008, 06:41
Have you noticed any portals to demonic realms in your room? Have you recently read any books in an ancient, unintelligible language? Has it fed on anything larger than the average cat or dog yet? Does it react if you scream angrily at it while wearing robes and a wizard hat?
I have encountered no sign of my cat in three days, the nightmare realms of this bug's origin threaten to swallow me in their maddening corridoors as hour after hour I am pursued by the squamous beast, its nightmare limbs bending in eldritch shapes that our comparatively tiny consciousness cannot comprehend. I fear this is the end for me, the knowledge that man's place in the universe is nothing more than a worthless speck of dirt in the sandpit of hideous, cyclopean beasts beyond the reach or understanding of the rational mind has driven me to the ravings of a madman.

There's only thing to do, you have to eat it before it eats you!
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 13:24: Quote from: Thomas Edison on 30 Nov 2008, 13:20
Quote from: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 13:12
Sorry guys, I don't have a quote

Clever
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 30 Nov 2008, 13:26: Well I am Thomas Edison.
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Post by: Edith on 30 Nov 2008, 13:44: I was about to tell y'all about the mouse in my apartment, but then Gilead came up in here and won the whole internet.

Way to go, Gilead.
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Post by: KvP on 30 Nov 2008, 14:21: Yes, up to a point this was boarding of the first order.
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 16:05: Quote from: negative creep on 30 Nov 2008, 08:54
It's a trap! He's wearing the same shoes as the bug!Watch out!
I dunno, I mean, if you can't trust a cop, who can you trust?
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES4er.jpg)
Besides, look at that honest face of his.
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 16:08: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES4001.jpg)
Aww butts.
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Post by: est on 30 Nov 2008, 16:10: Surely that is the bug wearing a suit of human skin a la Men in Black.

Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Post by: Patrick on 30 Nov 2008, 16:11: SON OF A FUCK HE IS GROWING A PROBOSCIS
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Post by: öde on 30 Nov 2008, 16:59: Patrick you know I can't get frightened when you use words like "proboscis".
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Post by: Spluff on 30 Nov 2008, 17:15: Oh, wow.

Wow.
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Post by: öde on 30 Nov 2008, 17:16: Are all cops dead behind the sunglasses?
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Nov 2008, 17:17: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/kauhornz/Photo72.jpg)?
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 17:24: Quote from: ampersandwitch on 30 Nov 2008, 17:17
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/kauhornz/Photo72.jpg)?
So what you're saying is I should stand up to it and maybe it'll go away and leave me alone?

Hmm, it worked in those bullying videos we watched in school, maybe it'll work now.

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES5.jpg)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Nov 2008, 17:29: No, guy, I'm telling you to kill it.
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Post by: Inlander on 30 Nov 2008, 17:35: Use the fly-swat to bat its bug-bullets back at it!
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Nov 2008, 17:40: Here's a bigger swatter. Oh, thanks, blurry pony with a party hat, for showing up in order to accurately illustrate its scale!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/kauhornz/Photo73.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny C on 30 Nov 2008, 17:42: >ride pony

>use spatula as riding crop
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Post by: Spluff on 30 Nov 2008, 18:01: Use the swatter as some kind of lance or mounted weapon and charge that bug down from ponyback.
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 18:18: Quote from: Inlander on 30 Nov 2008, 17:35
Use the fly-swat to bat its bug-bullets back at it!
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES6.jpg)
-FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Post by: Jace on 30 Nov 2008, 18:22: Holy shit.
THIS IS AWESOME.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Nov 2008, 18:47: Looks like it needs a friend.
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Post by: tania on 30 Nov 2008, 18:47: maybe if you yell at it hard enough, you'll hurt it's feelings and it'll leave
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 30 Nov 2008, 18:54: Bug spray

Use chemical warfare on that fucker
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 18:56: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES7.jpg)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Post by: Inlander on 30 Nov 2008, 19:02: Quote from: ampersandwitch on 30 Nov 2008, 18:47
Looks like it needs a friend.

This is a good idea. Try to find it a lady-bug*! It can't kill and love.

*Pun not intended.
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Post by: GenericName on 30 Nov 2008, 19:02: Just keep drawing pictures and posting them, that way you won't die from explosions.
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 19:05: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES8.jpg)

Huh, guess it was a dud, that was a stroke of lu-

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES8001.jpg)
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Post by: KvP on 30 Nov 2008, 19:43: I do believe you've captured the heart of this forum.

I've told it you're just going to end up hurting it, but it's got deep-seated problems and it can't help itself.
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Post by: Tybalt on 30 Nov 2008, 19:49: >Ride explosion like mechanical bull
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 20:00: >Deflect explosion back at bug with swatter and increased vigor
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Post by: Jace on 30 Nov 2008, 20:04: Quote from: Tybalt on 30 Nov 2008, 19:49
>Ride explosion like mechanical bull

>Pose, because shit just got real!
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 20:43: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES9.jpg)
Man am I glad I wore a cup today.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 20:47: Man that guy is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 21:54: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES10.jpg)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Post by: est on 30 Nov 2008, 21:57: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/random/awesome_med.png)
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Post by: Social Bacon on 30 Nov 2008, 21:58: Holy god damn balls you son of a bitch.
This is amazing.
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Post by: Jace on 30 Nov 2008, 22:03: You sir, you are amazing.
You deserve some sort of prize for how awesome that was.
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Post by: Tom on 30 Nov 2008, 22:10: (http://bp2.blogger.com/_TiqKRgLIW6Y/RgNVNYIgH7I/AAAAAAAAArc/9NrheQaf1mY/s400/applause.jpeg)
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Post by: Tom on 30 Nov 2008, 22:11: (http://blogs.smh.com.au/mashup/images/applause.gif)
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 22:12: (http://www.seattlechoralcompany.org/Images/applause.jpg)
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 22:15: (http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o318/jacksinister0/applause.gif)
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Post by: Inlander on 30 Nov 2008, 22:21: Wait, what happened to the bug? Surely it didn't kill itself with its own bomb!
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Post by: KvP on 30 Nov 2008, 22:28: Nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 22:52: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES11a.jpg)
Oh no, where's my hair gone, my precious hair! What will the ladies play with when I have my pants on now?

Now it's personal >: I
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/ITLIVES11.jpg)
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Post by: RedLion on 30 Nov 2008, 23:32: Can I be completely honest?

I found the first post hilarious.

After that, I found really nothing at all funny about this thread. What's the big deal?
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Post by: BrittanyMarie on 30 Nov 2008, 23:40: Whatever Reverend No Fun, he's saving the ~~dance~~forum
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Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Dec 2008, 02:06: I want to know what happened to the pony with the party hat.
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Post by: Gilead on 01 Dec 2008, 02:36: Quote from: David_Dovey on 01 Dec 2008, 02:06
I want to know what happened to the pony with the party hat.
The pony is not canon.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 01 Dec 2008, 04:14: I feel attacked by that post.
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Post by: Spluff on 01 Dec 2008, 04:20: Quote from: RedLion on 30 Nov 2008, 23:32
Can I be completely honest?

Man, why did you ask if you were going to go ahead and be all honest before even waiting for an answer
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Post by: Gilead on 01 Dec 2008, 04:29: The pony will be explored further in a series of expanded universe novels.
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Post by: clockworkjames on 01 Dec 2008, 06:14: (http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9300/yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaro2.jpg)
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Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Dec 2008, 06:41: ...

yeah.
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Post by: Patrick on 01 Dec 2008, 06:52: Shit, my sides.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 01 Dec 2008, 08:23: I would just assume this was Darryl fooling me into thinking we could have decent new forumites again if I truly believed that Darryl were talented.

As it stands, I'[m just going to assume it's Johnny or Harry or maybe someone more obscure.
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Post by: mberan42 on 01 Dec 2008, 13:19: Quote from: Johnny C on 30 Nov 2008, 17:42
>ride pony

>use spatula as riding crop

You are eaten by a grue.
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Post by: Tom on 01 Dec 2008, 13:32: A replacement for the pie race, whatever that is anyway?
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Post by: Tybalt on 01 Dec 2008, 13:37: Quote from: RedLion on 30 Nov 2008, 23:32
Can I be completely honest?

I found the first post hilarious.

After that, I found really nothing at all funny about this thread. What's the big deal?
Calm your sweet, glistening cheeks down.
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Post by: RedLion on 01 Dec 2008, 14:29: I guess it went over my head...?
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Post by: RedLion on 01 Dec 2008, 14:42: Although that probably just says something about me.

Something bad.
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Post by: Trollstormur on 01 Dec 2008, 15:53: B&
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Post by: jodizzle on 01 Dec 2008, 16:11: Quote from: 0bsessions on 01 Dec 2008, 08:23
I would just assume this was Darryl fooling me into thinking we could have decent new forumites again if I truly believed that Darryl were talented.

As it stands, I'[m just going to assume it's Johnny or Harry or maybe someone more obscure.

No he is actually a real dude! For reals!
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Post by: BrittanyMarie on 01 Dec 2008, 17:36: Is it your brother? Or the friend who is designing your tattoo?
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Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Dec 2008, 22:10: He is actually a good friend of mine!
I was tryin' to keep it on the down-low so you guys wouldn't think I'm even cooler than I already am, but you know. These things have a way of gettin' out
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Post by: Gilead on 01 Dec 2008, 22:59: Ally is actually wearing my sweet ass sunnies in her avater pic.
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Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Dec 2008, 23:15: Also he seems to have gained everyone's love without my help, so you know, that's good.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 02 Dec 2008, 00:03: I have strong reservations about the quality of males you choose to surround yourself with, Miss Bawx.

They all seem like rakes and hooligans.
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 02 Dec 2008, 00:05: Well, they are Australian.

(penis) for the pagebreak
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Post by: Patrick on 02 Dec 2008, 02:03: In a land where there are kangaroos and wallabies and koalas in every home I can imagine some shady, distressingly misguided individuals coming from there.
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Post by: Spluff on 02 Dec 2008, 02:30: At first I was offended, but then I realised you were absolutely right. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go ride a kangaroo to a convict colony. Cheerio.
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 02 Dec 2008, 02:41: Throw a shrimp on the barbie and som'thing.
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Post by: Gilead on 02 Dec 2008, 02:43: Thanks guys, you just gave me an awesome idea for part 2.
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Post by: clockworkjames on 02 Dec 2008, 07:36: I heard in Austrailia the bugs are so big they have their own health bars anyway so I don't doubt for a second this is a true story.
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Post by: est on 02 Dec 2008, 14:24: That is true, but if you have a friend around you can normally link up for a combo chain and one-shot them, so grinding them for xp is still pretty quick.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 02 Dec 2008, 15:09: i always wondered why Australians leveled up so fast.
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Post by: Inlander on 02 Dec 2008, 15:26: Also because even our (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Brushtail_Possum) cute (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo) animals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koala) have huge, scimitar-like claws.
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Post by: Liz on 02 Dec 2008, 18:21: Everything in Australia can kill you. That is my theory. Even the ones that look cuddly and friendly would bust a cap if you gave them a handgun. Australia is basically a land of animals that are dicks.
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Post by: squawk on 02 Dec 2008, 18:39: But not the little penguins! The little penguins are just misunderstood. So they run away from everyone.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 02 Dec 2008, 18:58: The penguins are just plotting
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Dec 2008, 19:16: Quote from: squawk on 02 Dec 2008, 18:39
But not the little penguins! The little penguins are just misunderstood. So they run away from everyone.

Well they can't fight on land, they are only good at puncturing sea faring vessels. They are devious little shits.
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Post by: McTaggart on 02 Dec 2008, 19:38: Yeah you ask Harold Holt about fairy penguins.

(you can't)

(because they ate him)
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Post by: Inlander on 02 Dec 2008, 19:40: Quote from: squawk on 02 Dec 2008, 18:39
The little penguins are just misunderstood. So they run away from everyone.

They're running to get their guns!
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Post by: 0bsessions on 02 Dec 2008, 20:21: (http://msp279.photobucket.com/albums/kk137/Proton16/penguins_from_futurama.jpg)
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Gilead on 02 Dec 2008, 20:32: Part 2 is here, an action packed tale of REVENGE
Oh what you got there? A book?
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE1.jpg)
I'm sure there'll be plenty more books for you to read.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE2.jpg)
IN HELL.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE3.jpg)
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Post by: Tybalt on 02 Dec 2008, 20:54: light it first, man! otherwise it's a dud!
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Post by: sandysmilinstrange on 02 Dec 2008, 21:03: Dude, he's reading Twilight. It looks like he's already being punished for something.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Dec 2008, 21:11: And of course

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3433/justlikeyourvoteym8.png)
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Post by: Gilead on 02 Dec 2008, 23:43: THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY BIG READERS IN HELL, MOSTLY JUST DAN BROWN NOVELS.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENG4.jpg)
BUT I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER LINE IN TIME.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE5.jpg)
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 02 Dec 2008, 23:57: FOR GREAT JUSTICE
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Post by: Tom on 03 Dec 2008, 00:22: Quote from: Misconception on 02 Dec 2008, 18:21
Everything in Australia can kill you. That is my theory. Even the ones that look cuddly and friendly would bust a cap if you gave them a handgun. Australia is basically a land of animals that are dicks.

Oh Liz, it is not just theoretical.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Gilead on 03 Dec 2008, 01:03: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE7.jpg)
Looks like even that won't take him out, time to break out the deadliest weapon known to man.
edit: alright this thing just refuses to display horizontally.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Gilead on 03 Dec 2008, 01:07: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE6.jpg)
Australia is exactly like this. I want you guys to know that.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Trollstormur on 03 Dec 2008, 02:40: TAKE OFF AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

EXTERMINATUS

THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: ruyi on 03 Dec 2008, 03:03: Hi Gilead, you have a neat username. Also neat arts.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Inlander on 03 Dec 2008, 04:57: If I hadn't changed my avatar once already today, I would be tempted to steal that koala for my own nefarious avatar-related purposes.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Liz on 03 Dec 2008, 06:58: Quote from: Tom on 03 Dec 2008, 00:22
Oh Liz, it is not just theoretical.

I knew it!

Also,
Quote from: Inlander on 03 Dec 2008, 04:57
If I hadn't changed my avatar once already today, I would be tempted to steal that koala for my own nefarious avatar-related purposes.

I think I might have to do this.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: 0bsessions on 03 Dec 2008, 07:16: This is clearly the best thread of 2008.

Honestly, though, I'm not sure if it's dealing from that Oscar syndrome where most Oscar winners get the bulk of their consideration because they come out late in the year and are thus fresh in folks' minds come Oscar time.

Either way, I came.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Patrick on 03 Dec 2008, 07:20: This is this year's version of Honest Dski.
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Post by: Liz on 03 Dec 2008, 07:46: Hey guys look at my avatar. It's the Koala of Doom. eeeek!!!
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Post by: Puki on 03 Dec 2008, 07:58: Damn my tendency to avoid topics about bugs! I'm stealing the avatar for some other ocasion!
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Gilead on 03 Dec 2008, 12:46: What do you feed a hungry koala?
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/REVENGE8.jpg)
Whatever the fuck it wants.

This is what I do instead of sleeping like a normal person.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: GenericName on 03 Dec 2008, 14:32: Watch out! If it's not dead then when it gets out it will have THREE KNIVES AND A KOALA
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Post by: est on 03 Dec 2008, 15:29: I would see a band called THREE KNIVES AND A KOALA.

The capitalisation is essential.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Spluff on 03 Dec 2008, 15:33: That band would be amazing live, but they just wouldn't be able to capture their energy on record.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: ViolentDove on 03 Dec 2008, 16:41: Oh hey, I was just at a seminar about how koalas have a massive problem with chlamydia infections in their noses.

DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH KOALA NOSES, GUYS.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Gilead on 03 Dec 2008, 16:46: Quote from: ViolentDove on 03 Dec 2008, 16:41
Oh hey, I was just at a seminar about how koalas have a massive problem with chlamydia infections in their noses.

DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH KOALA NOSES, GUYS.

Awwww frig.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 03 Dec 2008, 16:57: Well, there go my plans for the week.
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Post by: Cam on 03 Dec 2008, 22:32: Excellent work on the funny Gilead. Is it too soon for fan art? I hope not!

(http://www.bankholdup.com/koala-small.jpg)
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Patrick on 04 Dec 2008, 05:24: Posting in a legendary thread.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: AanAllein on 04 Dec 2008, 05:57: This is why you don't ever go outside in Australia
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Post by: Jace on 04 Dec 2008, 06:08: Alright, I'll toast in an epic bread.
(also this thread makes me want to draw, but I'm terrible at it)
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: ampersandwitch on 04 Dec 2008, 06:15: Quote from: Cam on 03 Dec 2008, 22:32
I hope not!

You just traced his and colored it in.

Not fan art
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Cam on 04 Dec 2008, 06:23: Yes, I pretty much did a quick ink and color job over his original art.

/queue the you're a tracer scene from Chasing Amy.

I'll do a restylized version if it'll make you happy.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: ampersandwitch on 04 Dec 2008, 06:29: Nothing will make me happy
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Dec 2008, 07:02: Aim that koala over at my little brother. He's being a dick.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Jace on 04 Dec 2008, 07:25: Quote from: ampersandwitch on 04 Dec 2008, 06:29
Nothing will make me happy
Not even a hug?

__o__

(I'm in an ascii type mood today, not too much ascii, just a bit.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Cam on 04 Dec 2008, 07:31: Alright, here we go Amper.

(http://www.bankholdup.com/koala2.jpg)
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: MadassAlex on 04 Dec 2008, 07:33: Australia! o/
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: 0bsessions on 04 Dec 2008, 07:48: So, did Mr. Sinister take over the body of a koala now?
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Thomas Edison on 04 Dec 2008, 08:03: Man, I'm happy I live in England.

The only koalas we have are of the stuffed variety, and it's not like they're just gonna' waltz up a stab me--

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/FocusFlame/Picture45.jpg)

Awwwh shiit.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Patrick on 04 Dec 2008, 09:00: Quote from: Dimmukane on 04 Dec 2008, 07:02
Aim that koala over at my little brother. He's being a dick.

So basically you are telling his koala to eat a dick.

You're not exactly being a nice person yourself.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Dec 2008, 09:15: It's hard to be a nice person when you share a room with thieves.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: IronOxide on 04 Dec 2008, 09:57: I hate to say it guys, but it looks like the freshmen have upped the ante.

Now we have to, like post quality material.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Patrick on 04 Dec 2008, 09:59: Quote from: IronOxide on 04 Dec 2008, 09:57
I hate to say it guys, but it looks like one freshman has upped the ante.

Fix'd. Let's not make generalizations just yet.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: jhocking on 04 Dec 2008, 15:55: dude, thomas edison's post makes two.

also, what the hell is your name man? I felt really stupid referring to you as "thomas edison."
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 04 Dec 2008, 16:07: You could always have gone for Tom.

But if you want to be realistic about it all, the name's Ryan.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 04 Dec 2008, 16:11: way to ruin the illusion, Joe.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: supersheep on 04 Dec 2008, 16:29: I thought Thomas Edison was someone's gag account way back when! Turns out I was wrong! This makes the earlier humour even humourer!
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Melodic on 04 Dec 2008, 20:02: Congratulations, this thread has shown us that we are past our prime.
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Post by: McTaggart on 04 Dec 2008, 20:23: (http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/5724/46715103nw0.jpg)
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: fatty on 04 Dec 2008, 20:38: Quote from: AanAllein on 04 Dec 2008, 05:57
This is why you don't ever go outside in Australia

Stay inside? NEVER! (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/3080595893_242e7383ee.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: KvP on 04 Dec 2008, 20:42: Ali don't lie that is a poster you're in front of.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Joseph on 04 Dec 2008, 20:50: Quote from: fatty on 04 Dec 2008, 20:38
Quote from: AanAllein on 04 Dec 2008, 05:57
This is why you don't ever go outside in Australia

Stay inside? NEVER! (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/3080595893_242e7383ee.jpg?v=0)

Before I realised you were posting a picture of yourself, I figured your point was that one has to go outside in order to see pretty girls.
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Post by: AanAllein on 04 Dec 2008, 20:54: I guess going outside is okay - if you can fly (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/AanAllein00/n753764028_396053_2879.jpg?t=1228452849)
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Patrick on 04 Dec 2008, 21:17: I was wondering where LedHendrix went.
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Post by: Tybalt on 03 Jan 2009, 14:22: (http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/3626/aznkidxu4.jpg)

This is what it's like to wait for a new comic.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: redglasscurls on 03 Jan 2009, 14:51: Missed the pointless thread hon;)
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Spluff on 03 Jan 2009, 18:52: Missed the comic discussion forum, too.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: GenericName on 03 Jan 2009, 21:14: I think he meant a Gilead comic. In which case, it would be a better idea to just repeatedly check Gilead's profile for new posts. In which case, you will be stalking him.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Tybalt on 03 Jan 2009, 22:32: He is quite a guy to stalk, let me tell ya.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Tom on 03 Jan 2009, 23:59: Quote from: ViolentDove on 03 Dec 2008, 16:41
Oh hey, I was just at a seminar about how koalas have a massive problem with chlamydia infections in their noses.

DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH KOALA NOSES, GUYS.

I'm not sure why I find that interesting.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: KvP on 04 Jan 2009, 00:35: Chlamydia is not exclusively sexually transmitted. Few STDs are. HIV can be spread through blood contact, hepatitis you can get from riding on a tractor in your bathing suit.
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: Inlander on 04 Jan 2009, 01:26: Quote from: KvP on 04 Jan 2009, 00:35
riding on a tractor in your bathing suit.

Your argument is weakened by your use of a phrase that sounds suspiciously like a new euphemism for having sex while wearing a condom.
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Post by: calenlass on 04 Jan 2009, 02:50: Isn't chlamydia the most common infection that causes pink eye, or something?
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Post by: imapiratearg on 04 Jan 2009, 12:22: The fact that you can get STD's without coming in direct contact with someone's genitals frankly scares the shit out of me.
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Post by: Edith on 04 Jan 2009, 12:35: That's why it would be really nice if the drug companies/medical researchers would concentrate on finding cures for things like AIDS and herpes. I mean, I suppose Viagra is nice and all, but I'd rather have less dire consequences for STDs.

I mean I'd like to be able to sleep around a little more.
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Post by: plumbob78 on 04 Jan 2009, 13:19: Yeah, definitely. I'd much rather they save people's live than help old guys get laid more than I do.

Also, I want to hear more about the bug :-(
Title: Re: Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.
Post by: imapiratearg on 04 Jan 2009, 18:08: Your life isn't worth as much as your sex life.

It's the sad truth of Western Culture.