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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Professor Snuggles on 14 Jan 2009, 10:44
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I don't know you. I don't know your real names. If I have to keep getting requests from y'all, at least tell me your QC usernames before you do it. I have a principle about not friending people I haven't actually fucking met and you guys are straining that.
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Lunchbox, of course, is an exception.
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Because she's pretty
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I'm pretty.
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Grandfather clause.
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I'm pretty.
nope, guess again.
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Facebook should be for people you've actually met face to face, and within the last...3 years at least. stop going through your highschool yearbook adding everyone in existence just because we had creative writing together.
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HEY DID YOU GET MY FRIEND REQUEST?
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I am going to defriend you all out of spite.
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I plan on friending everyone on this message board and then sacrificing them all for a couple of Whoppers.
(But, yeah my diet. So I guess I won't do that.)
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hey, i'm excempt! yessssssssssss
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I'm totally down for being friended and then Whopper sacrificed.
We should start a group. Free Whoppers FOREVAR!!!!!!!!!
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This has been bothering me for a while: Am I the only one who would rather have two whopper juniors than a single whopper? I find you end up with a better ratio of ingredients.
Just throwing that out there.
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if you go to mcdonalds and order two cheeseburgers dressed as big macs, it is not only cheaper than a big mac but much more food.
of course you could also not buy food from mcdonalds but idealism aside, it's good to know.
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Really? Where I live, two cheeseburgers is more expensive than a single big mac. Odd. Besides, I've actually had that before, and I didn't like it quite as much. Ratios, people, ratios! Everything must be just so.
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Whut's face book?
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oh man over here it is totally cheaper. the ratio of bread-to-meat isn't quite right, i agree, but whenever i go to mcdonalds it is to satisfy uncontrollable cravings for grease so i don't notice that stuff so much mainly because by the time i do stop to think about it i've already stuffed my face with food.
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No argument there. Personally, I like the double from Wendy's. The single and the triple just don't hit that right balance.
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I prefer Wendy's as well, but mostly because I don't eat much red meet, and so usually get a chicken sandwich. The chicken at Wendy's is much better.
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i tend to accept adds from pretty much everyone i know, even if they are slightly creepy girls that i never talked to in high school (and probably won't ever strike up actual friendships with) or people that like to add everyone who posts on a particular forum.
also damn it, all of you are making me crave fast food. :|
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one time me and my friend went to wendy's and ordered small frosties and they gave us large ones instead, then immediately went "oh shit we fucked up!" and went and made small frosties as well before i could say anything. when we sat down my friend was insistent that we not throw them out and waste food so we sat there and ate all four frosties. the entire damn thing. it was simultaneously one of the best and worse days of my life.
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I believe I just may actually make a facebook now, just to spite you.
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one time me and my friend went to wendy's and ordered small frosties and they gave us large ones instead, then immediately went "oh shit we fucked up!" and went and made small frosties as well before i could say anything. when we sat down my friend was insistent that we not throw them out and waste food so we sat there and ate all four frosties. the entire damn thing. it was simultaneously one of the best and worse days of my life.
I had a similar experience at a restaurant, except instead of frosties, it was whiskey sours. I got hella puzzled.
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Who wants to be Kiff's friend, anyway?
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Man are you guys ever grumpy motherfuckers. It's just a social internet app!
It stops being a social internet app when your mother's boss friends you. Then it becomes fucking terrifying. I don't want Important People to know that I fraternize with the Internet.
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Yeah, I'm friends with my dad on facebook- that's what limited profile options are for. AKA my dad is not allowed to see my pictures.
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My dad is allowed to see whatever he wants. I find that's actually a much better deterrent.
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i get weirded out when a friend of a friend tags that friend in a photo on facebook and somehow that grants me access to all of that friend of a friend's photos including pictures of people whom i have never met but whose names i now know and also i now know what they look like when they are drunk and vomiting. thanks, facebook.
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But the more friends I have on Facebook means the more successful I am at life......
:-D
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i get weirded out when a friend of a friend tags that friend in a photo on facebook and somehow that grants me access to all of that friend of a friend's photos including pictures of people whom i have never met but whose names i now know and also i now know what they look like when they are drunk and vomiting. thanks, facebook.
This. I have seen all of you in your natural environs with your real friends.
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That's ok, I'm pretty boring
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As far as I'm concerned, once Scrabulous ended, Facebook ended.
If they got a Settlers of Catan app I would be pretty jazzed.
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Scrabulous is back as Lexulous. It even saved your scores from months ago and everything.
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Jho, Add Lexulous. It's like Scrabulous but different, I guess.
Also, if they added Catan I think I would get fired from playing it all day.
Also also, this:
Stop going through your highschool yearbook adding everyone in existence
I went through a phase of accepting old school people's requests if I actually knew them, but then I realised that the reason why I don't talk to most people from highschool (ie: they are all fucking morons/bogans/idiots) carries over into the digital medium as well as physical, if not moreso due to it being there all the time.
Also, I have had dipshits who hated me and treated me badly in highschool try to friend me all like "oh hey wuts up dood remember me?" I want to be able to reply "YES AND I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE" but I usually just ignore their request instead.
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I don't friend-request people, people friend-request me. If you don't crave my love and attention, I don't wanna be your internet friend.
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Scrabulous is back as Lexulous. It even saved your scores from months ago and everything.
In that case, why haven't any of you fuckers challenged me to a game?
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Really? Where I live, two cheeseburgers is more expensive than a single big mac. Odd. Besides, I've actually had that before, and I didn't like it quite as much. Ratios, people, ratios! Everything must be just so.
I can't eat fast food because I am trying to loose weight but the best deal I discovered in the past was using a receipt from Burger King. There is a survey deal on the back of most of them. Call the number and take a quick survey once to get a code. (you can keep the code because I don't think they actually check them at the counter, There is a way to to make the survey end quickly but I forgot how, I think you just have to choose the middle option for every question.) You can get a free Whopper with the purchase of any size drink and fry. So $1 fry and $1 drink. Some of the places let you get cheese and bacon as well as extra everything for no additional cost. (And then get a receipt from that sale for the next time)
That's the most calories you can buy with $2 I think. Almost less effort than finidng and sacrificing 10 friend on Facebook.
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But the more friends I have on Facebook means the more successful I am at life......
Well, at something, anyway...
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hey, i'm excempt! yessssssssssss
That's because I used to want to make out with you.
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Does anyone know why 'used to' makes sense there? Used is the past form of use? As in, I used that girl like a siamese rug?
I don't get it.
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i'm more curious about why he doesn't want to make out with her anymore.
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Fires will go out if you do not tend them.
Also Tanya's like 2000 pounds and smells bad.
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damn my gullibility! this whole time i've been under the impression that she was a totally attractive, not-obese, normal-smelling lady.
looks like i've been had.
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When I last made turducken, I claimed to have totally filled my apartment with people and had them devour the whole thing. In actual fact, I have no friends in real life, but Tanya kindly showed up and ate the whole turducken for me.
I mean I would have liked to have eaten some but there wasn't the chance after she caught it's scent.
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She also ate the table, two chairs and a vase of flowers.
Plastic flowers.
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i'm more curious about why he doesn't want to make out with her anymore.
Her nipple piercings rejected, and I got psyched on the other girl from Ontario.
Plus, she fucked tommy.
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To be fair, the mistake is an understandable one.
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cuz they totally boned
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I dont even know why I have any of you guys on my facebook. I am not half as involved with this community as I'd like to be.
Edit: I have added you for the sake of it. Deny it by all means, I will probably never even talk to you anyway.
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Who are you?
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How the fuck do you know my name
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Dude I think everyone knows your name.
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Thread duly noted
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How the fuck do you know my name
Other than people with their names as their screen-names, yeah. Your name is probably the most well known.
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You know, I should get rid of most of the people I only know from this forum, seeing as how I haven't actually talked to them face to face or over AIM
I think the only exceptions would be yelley, Liz, Sam, and Kyle
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I am yet to facebook anyone from this forum. Probably because I only use facebook to shamelessly stalk my friends, and I do not yet wish to stalk any of you. Sorry.
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yet
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i used to want to make out with him too. it didn't work out that way. it's okay! these things happen! i am not self-centered enough for every boy who doesn't want to make out with me anymore or ever to need to provide a detailed explanation.
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Facebook should be for people you've actually met face to face, and within the last...3 years at least. stop going through your highschool yearbook adding everyone in existence just because we had creative writing together.
I went through and added everyone I went to high school with that I had classes with that I didn't hate...But I did it within 3 years of graduating high school! (my university was one of the first 30 or so allowed access to it)
Also, McDonald's is bad.
Also, frosties are amazing.
Also, in general, the only fast food non-dessert items I find acceptable are from Del Taco and In-n-out. I accidentally overcooked my steak tonight and it vaguely reminded me of burger meat though. :-(
I'm sorry, I was just watching a Sarah Palin interview and seem to be finding myself saying the word "also" a bit too much.
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I want to make out with everyone.
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I have rather the opposite problem as...the OP. I have no idea who to friend on Facebook, so I generally don't.
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I plan on friending everyone on this message board and then sacrificing them all for a couple of Whoppers.
(But, yeah my diet. So I guess I won't do that.)
Man, I had already deleted the 10 people before I realized it was only available to US residents. :-(
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But I don't have any real friends :(
i like accepting requests from losers+strangers, telling them i don't know them, then unadding them
why didn't i think of this
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But the more friends I have on Facebook means the more successful I am at life......
Well, at something, anyway...
I can't make up my mind whether or not you got the sarcasm.
It isn't clear....
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for the record all hot chicks can add me on facebook.
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Well wow, now they sure will.
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It isn't clear....
"I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma..." - hang on, the rest of the quote doesn't suit!
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I like to add people that I don't know just to see if they get creeped out. They rarely do. That creeps me out.
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How the fuck do you know my name
Other than people with their names as their screen-names, yeah. Your name is probably the most well known.
I will have the people responsible for this hung to death and shot.
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This is probably everyone you've ever made out with. So, at least 30 people. Including Tommy.
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Yeah, I'm friends with my dad on facebook- that's what limited profile options are for. AKA my dad is not allowed to see my pictures.
You know, Facebook keeps wanting me to friend your dad. :?
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Oh geeze. Probably since you're friends with Rosie on there too :/
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Yeah. I am always tempted to do it.
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He'd probably just be very confused and spam you with information about celtic festivals
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This is probably everyone you've ever made out with. So, at least 30 people. Including Tommy.
Based on my lack of Oral Herpes, mono, and gonorrhea of the throat I am fairly sure I never kissed tommy. In fact I haven't kissed most of you fuckers.
you fuckers!
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dogg don't u want to play gang wars with me or what
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god dammit!
You fuckers!
you fuckers
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2927/toddcopyto2.jpg)
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Other than people with their names as their screen-names, yeah. Your name is probably the most well known.
I will have the people responsible for this hung to death and shot.
Dude I can understand you being a little distraught, but suicidal? Really?
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Fuckers? GUILTY...
And I haven't made out with any of you... :evil:
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Mainly because none of us even know who you are.
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I would probably make out with eighteen of the people in this thread if presented with the opportunity.
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Have I posted in this thread yet? No? Better make that 19, James.
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is anyone else curious about whether james just threw out a random number or actually went back through the thread and counted?
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I just assumed he went back through and counted.
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i'm hoping he means at the same time
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How would that even work?
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Think like a group hug, but with lips.
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i don't even know but since it's a contest now i guess he'll find a way
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I am curious to know how many friend requests Our Angry Colleague has received since starting this thread.
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I counted.
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I am curious to know how many friend requests Our Angry Colleague has received since starting this thread.
Only one, from someone incredibly clever named ewe fawkers.
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Man, I never realized just how much webcest goes on in this community.
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This is terrible. I have no life in the Meat World, so I go and dwell in the Screen Realm only to discover that I have no life here either.
Maybe I should just kill myself and start over as an octopus.
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It does make you feel a bit left out, doesn't it?
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If you kill yourself you will be reincarnated as a dung beetle. Nothing you can do will make your life better.
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Get killed?
Or, alternately, drunk.
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i bet Joe has it.
he has everything.
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We made a chart like this for my sophomore year dorm, complete with dotted lines for the "trynas" where nothing actually happened but it dragged out way too long anyway.
(the only person actively trying to get in my pants was my lesbian best friend. what's with that?)
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I want to see this chart!
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Man, I never realized just how much webcest goes on in this community.
There was a visual chart but it was so disturbing that it was collectively erased from our memories/hard-drives.
I could remake it but oh god the drama.
There was a dumbrella or AR one too, at one point. Webcest is creepy.
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At risk of falling into the No Soap Radio trap, I will second Liz.
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i think it needs to be updated, anyways.
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There would be surprisingly little crossover between me and the Dumbrella crew. I have met a few of them in my travels, but don't really know them.
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the only chart i remember was of who's met who, not who's banged who. approximately 50-75% of those meetups probably did result in banging but that was up to the viewer to figure out which ones they were, and if they didn't know or couldn't figure it out then they probably didn't need to. a slight improvement but still pretty creepy.
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"met"
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So Jeph wasn't kidding when he described this section? I did not really need to know that.
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Flee to the comic discussion sub-forum if you think you'll be safer. I dare you.
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Yeah it's actually kind of depressing how much this board has taken over the social lives of some of the motherfuckers who post here.
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I'm one of them.
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that chart was also created way before we started having mass meetups, and it was still enough to be disturbing.
yeah we really don't need to recreate it now or ever.
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Flee to the comic discussion sub-forum if you think you'll be safer. I dare you.
I was thinking the music section. At least people stick to drooling over guitars there.
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I bet that Jazzmaster has such soft, tender nipples. Curse you, fate! What I would give to make sweet love to the strings of that gorgeous Jazz if only it were real!
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what the fuck
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That's like mixing the Comic Discussion and the music forum. What monstrosity will you create next, doctor ballardein? NO! Get away from that jar of DISCUSS!!
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what the fuck
it was a joke dawg
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Kiff we have been facebook friends for like, years.
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Okay, I won't.
*yawn*
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Thanks for posting!
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Kiff we have been facebook friends for like, years.
That's because I want to make out with you.
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I bet that Jazzmaster has such soft, tender nipples. Curse you, fate! What I would give to make sweet love to the strings of that gorgeous Jazz if only it were real!
Man Jazzmasters don't even have holes to fuck. Get a semi-hollow if you want to fuck something.
Even then, the f-holes on an ES-335 are too thin and oddly shaped for most dongs to fit.
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Man, I feel like posting all the guys with funny names that added me here to see if any of you bothered to find me on FB...
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Coming in late to this thread, posting about the original topic but I did read most of the thread.This whole facebook thing... Most of the people on it from QC that friend me I've actually met in person at the internet get togethers and whatnot, so that's cool. But then for some reason I get friend requests from people that I'm pretty sure I've never said so much as two words to, and that's, well, not enough to get worked up about.
I just like telling my nerd friends that I'm friends with Stephen King on Facebook and talk to him on a regular basis. They get confused/a little excited when I show them some dude's chest with GEEK LIFE tattooed across it.
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chest != stomach
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Man Jazzmasters don't even have holes to fuck. Get a semi-hollow if you want to fuck something.
Even then, the f-holes on an ES-335 are too thin and oddly shaped for most dongs to fit.
Wait, dude, are you trying to tell me my f shaped shlong is abnormal?
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NO. No goddammit there will be no guitar nerd talk in this thread. I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
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Oooo, big mod putting his foot down. YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Guitars
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Single coils kick the shit out of humbuckers. When I hear a guitar with single-coil pickups, my boner swats planes out of the sky.
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Who's laughing now.
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I like that we've corrupted Harry into abusing his power. The dark taint on your soul pleases me.
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humbucker moar like humfucker amirite
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Ibanez? Moar liek I FUCKED A GUYbanez, amirite
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Ibanez? Moar liek AHHHH, C'MON FUCK A GUYbanez, amirite
fyp
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what is with you and that song
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I'm clutching my flashy humbucker & floating trem equipped Ibanez and frowning at you so hard right now.
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Oh... oh what's that?
My beloved Prudence just took a massive, steaming, runny, foul-smelling dump on that pathetic shred-tar?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/leadhindenburg/IMG_2766.jpg
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Sorry patrick, we can't hear you over the buzz of your guitar.
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Perhaps I should try to go a whole week and not reference that song. I will probably fail. My friends in real life are annoyed enough at me as is.
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Quit shitting up the picture of the chair with that terrible looking guitar.
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buzz
Psh I have a shielding claw built in to my pickups. Jags buzz about as much as a great big bag full of non-buzzy stuff.
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Harry please come back and kill them all.
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http://www.rocknrollvintage.com/prodimages/vintage%20gibson%20sg%20guitars%20with%20vintage%20marshall%20amps%202.jpg
Guitars
Also, amps.
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HARRY COME ON
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Jodie either start talking about your guitar or send it to me so I can talk about it.
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No, no, no, no, NO.
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Harry,
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Harry you are just jealous because you are not as guitarded as some of the folks here.
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Harry you will never defeat us, next we will start talking about the strings we use and picks
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Okay seriously though, you've already got a thread for all your tedious guitar wankery. Look, here it is: http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,16326.0.html. It's seventy-five fucking pages long. Stop crapping up this thread already.
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Speaking of crap] (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,21885.msg744013.html#msg744013)...
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Okay fine let's talk about Facebook. So uh, if this boring group reaches 100,000 members, I'll uh, have a boring group with 100,000 members, I guess.
But if it had a guitar in it, there'd at least be music.
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Speaking of crap (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,21885.msg744013.html#msg744013)...
Jesus. How did I miss that while that thread was going on?
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Blind effing luck, maybe?