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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Eris on 28 Jan 2009, 00:58
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Hey, fuck you.
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Hey look! A thread for me
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But seriously, you guys are all really terrible people.
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YOUR MOM
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Most of you are fat.
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Perhaps you are sometimes finding yourselves attracted to members of the same sex, no?
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There is very little chance that any of you will ever be in a satisfying, fulfilling, relationship.
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You smell like old pepper, and have backne.
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You all spend an excessive amount of time on the internet to make up for the fact that you regularly fail at any kind of social interaction in real life.
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Du sku ha vært piska på ballan med en flisat vaier!
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I know you are, but what am I?
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Hey man at least you're not Kieffer
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Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
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Those of you who don't die alone will only escape that fate by virtue of falling in love with a transexual on okcupid.
By the time the truth of the matter is revealed, you will be so irrevocably in love with them that you figure "hey, why not, it's the best shot I have"
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Hey man at least you're not Kieffer
God that would fucking suck
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You DOUBLEPOSTER!
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You are a constant source of disappointment to your family.
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You have huffed so much dong they're planning on doing an episode of intervention about you in the next week and a half.
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Hey, FIGHT you.
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Everything you have ever tried to accomplish is nothing compared to the legacy your dong huffing will leave on the world.
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Your mom often wonders at the dong, caked in your nostrils, that accounts for your snoring every night. It's shocking, but she's learned to deal with it because of the family history of addiction.
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(addiction to dong)
In school your teachers would write things like "could do much better if you only applied yourself" simply to delay your inevitable realisation that you will never achieve anything worthy of note until you were someone else's problem.
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You are a dick addict.
That is what I'm saying.
You crave dong like the king craves whoppers.
Like a character in a detective story craves a glass of cold water.
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Your teacher would've been amazed at the way you applied yourself to putting dicks in your nose.
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Every day when you came home from school all beaten up your parents would tell you that you turning the other cheek was a sign of strength, and them teasing you for being fat was just a phase, and you would grow up and be beautiful.
But instead all the scars from the kids beating you up all those years resulted in you being fat and ugly.
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You are fat and ugly.
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It wouldn't be so bad that you are fat and ugly, but you are also really dumb. Dumb and you have no fashion sense.
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Fat and ugly, but you are good at huffing dong.
If you consider that a valuable skill.
I don't.
Especially not for fat, ugly, stupid people.
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You are not nearly hardcore enough to post 5 times in a row.
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You're trying too hard.
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One day when you are quite old a young member of your family will see a biography show on tv and ask "if they made a biography of you what cool things would be in it?" and look at you expectantly and you will look at the small child and you will smile at the question at first but then as time goes on and you wrack your brain harder and harder but are unable to come up with anything of substance you will realise you have wasted your life huffing dong. You'll make up some lies to tell the kid but by then they'll have become bored and disappointed in you and wandered off.
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You're trying too hard.
I am hard.
You, on the other hand, are sad an silly, and will die alone.
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Sometimes when you give someone a gift and they say they like it they actually do not.
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You are soft like your pot belly, which you have gained as a result of consuming copious amounts of semen. You heard it was flavorful, but didn't take the time to look into the caloric content.
As a result you are fat.
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And you will live an unfulfilled life surrounded by people pretending to be your friends as their little in-joke whilst they don't really care for you at all and will probably tell you so at a later time.
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Oftentimes your mother will fake an orgasm so you don't feel bad.
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Your jokes and insults are more predictable than the next tupac album.
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You're considered a regular on these forums.
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See the joke is that you fuck your mom.
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and that you are bad at it.
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also, you need jokes explained to you.
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(because you are dumb)
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You eat dinner in front of the TV and put ketchup on everything.
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You're considered a regular on these forums.
Okay that one actually stung.
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But then again, you joined this forum years after anything interesting ever happened on it.
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While you were busy making those consecutive posts I caused your significant other to have more orgasms than you will cumulatively if you are with her for the rest of your lives.
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You spend 25% of your time online searching for erotic QC slash fiction and art, and the rest of your time creating your own because the stuff you find isn't up to your standards.
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(It isn't furry enough)
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You fuck other people's significant others because you know that no one will ever love you, and the only way you can escape this fact is by never making any comittment to anyone.
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You are often concerned that things "aren't furry enough."
You think this will make Andy like you, but she thinks you're creepy too.
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You use the term significant other
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You huff dong.
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You dissed my dog, and for this and any future moment, will be required to fluff my hog.
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I heard you do not save room for dong :(
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Your cranium is of questionable size and shape.
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You have questionable taste and is probably not very well regarded by your peers.
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I heard you do not save room for dong :(
End thread.
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/gerg/pic/000073ea)
the pie is a dong pie
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Cumguzzling whore.
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You think andy either knows or cares what you post.
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The vast majority of people that come into contact with you consider you lacking in intelligence and sex appeal, thereby causing you to huff less dong than would otherwise be within the realms of reasonable reality.
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You make up for the perceived lack of huffable dong by GISing trannie porn.
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You relentlessly belittle others in an attempt to hide or downplay your own flaws. It doesn't work. Everyone knows how much dong you huff.
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You suck so many dicks your mother asked you for pro tips.
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You're considered a regular on these forums.
man fuck you I am cool man
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I heard that one time, you ate a gigantic pile of horse shit.
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she may of said you were better than your father but your mom deffinately thinks i'm better than you.
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That insult would have been slightly more effective if you used proper spelling and grammar.
Actually no, it would still be shit.
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Hey you know what
I heard that one time, you touched a penis that DID NOT BELONG TO YOU
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so what doesn't mean i'll sleep with you!
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You fight like a dairy farmer.
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I will keep milking you until you die from dehydration, Dan. Don't you fuck.
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You read and enjoyed Atlas Shrugged
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You plan to name your first child Ayn if it's a girl or Rand if it's a boy.
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Hey Ayn Rand, fuck you.
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I bet you would still do Britney Spears.
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Sometimes I think you are as annoying as Cicero.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Your parents should have used a rubber.
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A good day for you is when you button your shirt and it comes out even.
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You are a frighteningly successful example in the realm of artificial stupidity.
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You need a dictionary to look up whether or not you've been insulted.
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You surprise most people by your ability to tie your shoes.
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You're not so much the "town bike" as you are the "town skateboard."
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There isn't enough alcohol in this world to drink away your grade of ugly.
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You are so repulsively, pustulently hideous, Davan MacIntyre feels SORRY for you.
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Your greatest achievement to date in eye-hand coordination is getting both ring fingers up your nose simultaneously.
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You have...wow. Never mind. I feel too sorry for you to say that.
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I happily leave you to, and laugh at, your miserable existence.
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You're only alive because your father was a weakling and couldn't land hard enough punches on your mother's pregnant stomach.
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You do have severe brain damage anyway though.
Also you inherited your father's pitiful genes.
Including a dong too miniscule for even the most avid dong huffer to bother with.
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pft whatever you guys couldn't come up with a proper insult if dick cheney just stiffed you on a tip
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Shut up you failed abortion.
(sorry, but you did ask for insults)
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You listen to Nickelback. I don't think I could insult you more than you have already towards yourself.
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Oh hey, pagebreak. FUCK YOU.
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I think that you are slightly offensively smelling.
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You're pretty bad at math.
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Hey, umptuple poster, how about you jump back up your mother, because I REALLY don't think that either us, or your mother wants you in this world.
Fight you.
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Your mother should have used a longer coathanger.
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Given half the chance, I would break your body in so many places, you'd qualify as a human rubix cube.
But that would bring you close enough to smell.
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One time, you walked into the room when your parents had company over, and 5 of them killed themselves.
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You suck at guitar. Expensive equipment cannot make up for your lack of talent. Please use your e string to strangle yourself and never make sound again.
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You're only alive because your father was a weakling and couldn't land hard enough punches on your mother's pregnant stomach.
Seriously... this is a win.
Also, did you burp? 'Cause it smells like semen in here.
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At least I am getting play somehow.
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You make me want to kill myself so I don't have to be in the same state of existence as you
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:-D
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In a forest of quim you wander: dickless, feckless, and petulant.
Your brain has compensated for your lack of testicles by making every sentence you speak utter balls.
And when, at the end of your sour and foetid life, your soul emerges from its decayed and withered husk, St. Peter will look at you in disgust, cram your soul into a tin can, and chain you to the rock at the end of purgatory where you will spend eternity amongst half-borns and aborted imbeciles.
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Most of the posts in this thread are neither particularly insulting nor amusing to make up for the complete and utter lack of capacity to fulfill their only function. Frankly, posting of this caliber has become the norm for most of you, and the incessant level of shit quality that appears next to your name only makes me reflect upon the fact that you were sitting there reviewing what you typed, and assumed to yourself that somehow you truly thought you had made some manner of contribution that others would care about. Instead, you appear as someone with very little in terms of original thought of whom I have no interest in ever getting to know. The only thing truly depressing is that it is posters like you that continually ruin threads, assume others want to see what you look like or what is going on in your life, and do your small part to help in slowly destroying what once was a relatively thriving community.
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"Yeah, seriously dudes, you're all even worse at posting on message boards than Tyler.
That is hard to do!
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I'd insult your mother, but I respect her too much. That bitch is the twice the man you are.
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Your mom is twice the man you are because she has *two* vaginas.
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I know you are but what am ... you're stupid.
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You are pompous and think you are important when in reality not many people give a shit about you and most of those who do give a shit about you only do so in that they wish you were dead because they hate you so much.
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YOU-A brief poem
If 'ere I think of you, there's ne'er aplomb.
Only, "Are you farce
or tragedy?"
Also,
"YOUR MOM".
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You are nothing.
You are a pathetic worm who doesn't deserve the life that it has.
You're nothing more than afterbirth that slithered out of your mother's womb.
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You are about as attractive and useful to the world as a Jackson Pollock painting.
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Man, this thread is shitty.
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Who the fuck are you
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You're a whore. a classy whore, but still.
you'll do anything for a man that will tell you they love you whether they mean it or not. as a result, everyone else makes fun of you behind your back and pretends to be your friend.
one day you said "I can't help it, people want to know about me, so I tell them". That is not true, you fucking narcissist. people want to know stuff about you so that they can MAKE FUN OF IT.
Only talking about yourself and boys doesn't make you interesting, it makes you dull and repetitive and makes me want to kill myself.
I'm the only one who's told you this, but everyone knows it's true. Just ask them.
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Wow.
That was really mean, man.
Maybe you should say that to them in person, instead of on a messageboard they probably don't read.
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see, I did.
roughly.
It's just the only insult I've ever really told anyone (I tend to harbor feelings until they boil over and I can't control them).
the sad thing is that all of those things are true.
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what is this, the double post thread or some shit?
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(http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/zoidberg_bad.jpg)
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It was alright when we were dissing Ayn Rand.
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God dammit guys, I've gone a whole month without dissing Ayn Rand on the internets. Why do you hafta tempt me like this? Holy shit.
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Has you mother ever actually told you she loves you?
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No, but your mom has.
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Are you the ugliest person in the world or are you just happy to see me?
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Your mother is a dirty hooker, and your father was a turkey baster.
Regardless of what you do, you will never live up to their expectations.
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You ... don't really look like your dad much, do you?
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Man, this thread is shitty.
so's your face.
you cocksucking cuntblaster.
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ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE CUNTS
YOUR MOTHER WAS A BALL-POINT PEN THIEF
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I'm insulting SilentJ because I have nothing bad to say about Dovey.
You are such a failure in life that comparing it would be useless, just like you.
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Who the fuck are you
Who the fuck are you
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOOOOOUUUUUUUU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3Az7JPZ6ZA)
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Your mother fucked herself with a ball-point pen and you're the result!
INK KID!
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You've sucked two dicks in your lifetime. Not because you've only wanted to suck two dicks, but because you are awful at sucking dick (though you will still suck any dick you see, being utterly queer.)
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You can't even suck your own dick. Not because you are not flexible enough, but because it is terrified of you.
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Your dick is bland
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You dick is a band
And they suck
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Your dick is the frontman for Creed.
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Your dick is like Nirvana. The only people who like it are retards and 13-year-olds. The rest are just waiting for the head to get blown off.
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(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5082/fortunesw9.jpg)
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Your dick is like Nirvana. The only people who like it are retards and 13-year-olds.
I think you should die in a fire.
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Who the fuck are you
Who the fuck are you
Your baby daddy's worst nightmare.
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You suck more dick than a vaccum cleaner at your dad's house
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Cocksmooch
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What's that? I can't hear you through all that dick in your mouth!
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People, c'mon, can't you be more original then saying "you suck cocks"? There's no semblance of a horse, it's just blood on the ground.
Frankly, I'm disappointed.
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Yeah dudes, the whole "cocks" thing has been beaten to death worse than a horse being beat to death with his own cock.
Oh wait did I say horse, I meant your mother
yes I did just intimate that not only does your mother have a cock but that I slapped her silly with it
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People often tell me that they find you unpleasant to look upon. They also tell me that you are a poor conversationalist, of low intelligence, and slow wit. Also, I fucked your mother. She gave me rave reviews, I'm doing another tour in 6 months, your mother is one of my venues. You are not invited.
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Observation that this would be hilariously funny…
If it wasn’t also true.
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hey! hey! everyone! you guys are kinda mean!
am i doing it right guys?
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I have reviewed all of your previous posts in excruciating detail, I have sent a PI to follow you and then report back to me later, I have come to certain conclusions because of this. You have no life, all of your happiness is devoid of true feelings. You are unintelligent, unattractive, and frankly, you have no sense of humor. You do not know when to let things go, were I to meet you in real life, I would seriously consider ending your life because I think we both know that there is nothing you'll ever do that will amount to anything beyond cow manure. The best choice for you would be to go out and find a large sharp object, and stab yourself, hopefully you'll die from it and not end up in the hospital being nursed through a coma by your uninspiring family. You are a burden on them that should no longer be carried. Soon after your accident, they will drop you, and you'll fall into obscurity in the family history.
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You've become everything your parents secretly expected you to be.
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You'd fuck Keith Richards.
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Keith Richards wouldn't fuck you.
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5 minutes with you is as pleasant as watching Keith Richards and Courtney Love have a threesome with Amy Winehouse.
Bob Dylan is singing the theme tune, as written by Tom Jones.
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You only ever watch the first half of scarface because you claim the second half is 'too depressing'.
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You're such a pussy, you cried when Jack died in Titanic.
Boo hoo hoo, human fucking emotions!
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Shut up, you cunt bucket.
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You first, twat socket.
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Fuck you bunch of dickshelves.
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Hey go kill yourselves, all of you, you assholes which are individually wrapped in cellophane
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You pee in bottles.
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Funny story about that (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,19549.0.html)
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You do not practice adequate hygiene.
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You are more queer than a three gay people having gay sex, you gay bastard
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You pee in bottles.
Funny story about that (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,19549.0.html)
Patrick, with that kind of response, the last think i want to do is click that link. and oh, it's insult thread... umm... you suck!
hey guys am i getting better at this yet?
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You are the biggest douche in the universe.
You couldn't be more wrong if your name was W. Wrongy Wrongenstein. (okay, that was more of a retort, but still...)
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You are the kind of person who thinks that calling someone "gay" or "queer" is an insult.
I know this thread is for being silly, but c'mon people.
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You should all stop this now and go read your Shakespeare; then try again. He's got you all beaten hollow at this game.
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Tune thy lute, thou dankish, pot-bellied fiend.
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You download thousands of 80s power metal hits.
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(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7144/kniggits5hwpj4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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You're the kind of person who describes themselves as 'whacky' and 'random'.
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(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2241/67/19/868895625/n868895625_5789165_4053.jpg)
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You read webcomics.
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You are the lead singer of Of Montreal.
There's nothing that can be done for you, just kill yourself.
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You read webcomics.
You post on an internet message board based around a webcomic, often using the medium to complain about artistic decisions make by the creator of said webcomic.
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You read webcomics.
You post on an internet message board based around a webcomic, often using the medium to complain about artistic decisions make by the creator of said webcomic.
(ouch!)
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It's getting pretty nasty now
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No one cares about you enough to insult you.
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You should all stop this now and go read your Shakespeare; then try again. He's got you all beaten hollow at this game.
If you laugh out loud at Shakespeare's jokes I hope you won't be insulted if I say you're trying too hard.
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You're so stupid you can't even finish a coherant .... uh ... thingy
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You are the product of the world's first rectal pregnancy.
You are a ten-thumbed tone-deaf talentless noise polluter.
You are a slimy, despicable, rat-hearted, green-discharge of a worthless waste of shit in skin.
The only culture you have is Chlamydia.
I was lying to you; I pulled out and spat on your back.
You consistently baffle the people at the STD clinic.
Your nickname is "vaginal echo."
You use odor-eaters for maxipads.
And you're a guy.
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I was lying to you; I pulled out and spat on your back.
And you're a guy.
my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!
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I still didn't come in you.
S
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my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!
Having gay sex is an insult.
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I was lying to you; I pulled out and spat on your back.
And you're a guy.
my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!
You think that a guy fucking you in the ass and spitting on you is insulting to him.
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You are the lead singer of Of Montreal.
Hey hold still while I put my balls on your face.
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my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!
Having gay sex is an insult.
To be fair, having any kind of sex with Mr. Bainter is likely an insult, especially if you're pitching, not catching
I mean what the fuck would you have to be thinking to go and do sump'n like that
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my selective reading makes your insults amusing and insulting to youself!
Having gay sex is an insult.
To be fair, having any kind of sex with Mr. Bainter is likely an insult, especially if you're pitching, not catching
I mean what the fuck would you have to be thinking to go and do sump'n like that
Wait... So it's less insulting to be catching from me? Haha.. That explains why girls never wear strap-ons with me. also.. Your Bi and that shows your confusions with the genders as well as your own and you probably didn't even like pickles!
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I love pickles
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because they are like sour penises
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Man, you guys can ruin any thread.
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Your Bi and that shows your confusions with the genders as well as your own and you probably didn't even like pickles!
If you're going to keep up with the LGBT bashing, could you at least use "you're," rather than "your?" Some punctuation might be nice as well.
I don't want to get too DISCUSSy, but this stuff makes me ill.
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I bet you've been banned from more than one library for doing inappropriate things to yourself in the dictionary section.
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I'm rubber you're glue....
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'Correct' spelling and grammar is nice and all, but are you sure you want to be a gigantic tosser about it? It's like putting a neon sign the size of mount Everest that says "WANKER" over your house.
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Your Bi and that shows your confusions with the genders as well as your own and you probably didn't even like pickles!
could you at least use "you're," rather than "your?"
I was more concerned with the fact that he switched tenses. And I love pickles.
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It's like putting a neon sign the size of mount Everest that says "WANKER" over your house.
Gosh cubby, that would sure save me a lot of money just being an analistic grammar-wanker instead of ordering that big "Wanker" sign!
Thanks!
S
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'Correct' spelling and grammar is nice and all, but are you sure you want to be a gigantic tosser about it? It's like putting a neon sign the size of mount Everest that says "WANKER" over your house.
So how big a tosser does my avatar make me then?:D
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I guess I should have been more clear. The grammar comment was secondary to the LGBT bashing comment. I'd have ignored it completely if it weren't for the "you're bi and therefore confused" and the previous "you said you fucked a guy so you insulted yourself." THAT is the kind of thing that makes me ill. I don't think I am alone here.
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You're not, but I wasn't sure how to phrase it in a non-butthurt way, so I guess I sort of inappropriately sidestepped the issue.
Bad decisions
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I guess I should have been more clear. The grammar comment was secondary to the LGBT bashing comment. I'd have ignored it completely if it weren't for the "you're bi and therefore confused" and the previous "you said you fucked a guy so you insulted yourself." THAT is the kind of thing that makes me ill. I don't think I am alone here.
You can't tell me what to say, you're not my real dad!
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I was just talking to the Goatse man, and he says you taught him everything he knows. Good show, what what?
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I caught you talking to the Goatse man. You sick shit
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I could care less about you, but it would take effort I'm not willing to make.