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Title: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 29 Jan 2009, 17:58
I am going to keep you guys updated on a semi regular basis on things that are out. Things that really have no place on this board anymore, or in the world in general. I figured you guys would appreciate this, since it will make it easier for you to avoid doing things that suck!

First and foremost, we're done with moar. I don't really understand why it started, but seriously dudes? It is a pretty dumb thing! I know it is an internet thing, but seeing as generally we are against all of the internetty bullshit, I think we can do without that one.


Also, name, is over. I've noticed a decrease in it, recently, and that's good, but I just want to make sure we know its done. It was stolen from hipinion in the first place, and since the board seems to be anti-them , maybe we can let it go? Especially since we just use it as a creepy thing?

I'll have more for you guys later, as soon as people start doing something else dumb!
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: 0bsessions on 29 Jan 2009, 18:17
Things that are long since out:

Self indulgent Kieffer wankfest threads.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: phooey on 29 Jan 2009, 18:23
Hoping thread will turn into another one of these  (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,16656.0.html)
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: fatty on 29 Jan 2009, 18:28
I think we can safely say that Animal Ghosts is a good example of what not to do.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: J-cob9000 on 29 Jan 2009, 19:16
Also, name, is over. I've noticed a decrease in it, recently, and that's good, but I just want to make sure we know its done. It was stolen from hipinion in the first place, and since the board seems to be anti-them , maybe we can let it go? Especially since we just use it as a creepy thing?

I'll have more for you guys later, as soon as people start doing something else dumb!
This?
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Ozymandias on 29 Jan 2009, 19:21
Hoping thread will turn into another one of these  (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,16656.0.html)

Agreed with this.

Can every other post in this thread be considered "out"? I'MMA INSULT THE THREAD USING IT'S OWN DEFINITION WAT NOW?
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: imapiratearg on 29 Jan 2009, 19:23
Hoping thread will turn into another one of these  (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,16656.0.html)

I think this was a very productive thread!

I am a slightly less-shitty poster, now!  I know what ska is and I know who R.E.M. are!
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2009, 19:25
Man, I just read through that thing. It was, er...

intriguing
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 29 Jan 2009, 19:32
man, i would not want kieffer scrutinizing every single one of my posts. i wouldn't care so much about the result, but thinking about someone going through everything i've ever said on this here part of the internet and assigning it some sort of "rating" is just creepy.

 
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: phooey on 29 Jan 2009, 19:32
I'm sure he just skimmed.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Blue Kitty on 29 Jan 2009, 19:33
I'm sure he didn't even look
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Alex C on 29 Jan 2009, 19:33
Can every other post in this thread be considered "out"? I'MMA INSULT THE THREAD USING IT'S OWN DEFINITION WAT NOW?


Pretty much. I nearly followed up one of those with a "I see what you did there" post just to make it extra lame, but then I would have had to skullfuck myself to death for being a dumb ass.


Also, I get the impression that Animal Ghosts is only bothering to post here so much again because the state of Colorado gave it to him rough. I'm betting the grades he'd hand out to us aren't so hot right now.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Gilead on 29 Jan 2009, 19:35
man, i would not want kieffer scrutinizing every single one of my posts. i wouldn't care so much about the result, but thinking about someone going through everything i've ever said on this here part of the internet and assigning it some sort of "rating" is just creepy.

 

You got a 6.5/10 fyi.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: tania on 29 Jan 2009, 20:13
i find the name, thing pretty annoying too tbh.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: phooey on 29 Jan 2009, 20:18
6.5/10

I'm sure you get this a lot, but do me next.

In fact, do all of us.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Alex C on 29 Jan 2009, 20:19
I've never been named. I will never feel pretty.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Ozymandias on 29 Jan 2009, 20:21
I'm sure you get this a lot, but do me next.

In fact, do all of us.

No.  :x

He needs to finish his comic thread.  :x
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Inlander on 29 Jan 2009, 20:28
He's right on the "moar" thing. That was never anything other than just plain stupid and annoying.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: jhocking on 29 Jan 2009, 20:37
Wouldn't it be great if you could just tell people to stop being stupid and that actually worked?
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Spluff on 29 Jan 2009, 20:42
No.

Stop being stupid.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Dazed on 29 Jan 2009, 20:46
Let's stop using the word "Thread" when naming every new thread.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Jan 2009, 23:49
Fuck hipinion it's our thing now and I'll do it if I want to (not that often but sometimes it is honestly the best thing for the situation (and haven't we been over this already?(brackets are the coolest (Sunn O))))
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Jan 2009, 00:02
Wouldn't it be great if you could just tell people to stop being stupid and that actually worked?

Won't stop me from trying!

Speaking of, can we get over this whole "anything Animal Ghosts does sucks" thing? I understand that I probably insulted you at some point, and at some point I probably pissed you off, but like, can we move on? I am really not that bad these days, dudes. I get that having a villain on the board brings you all together, but having me be the Other to your l'etranger is pretty passe by this point.

And yeah, we can be done with threads with thread in the name too. I thought I made that point in the title, but maybe it wasn't quite clear enough. Lets be done with "thread" threads. I get that it's an easy way to describe things, but like, a little imagination please. For the good of the board, for the good of us all.

Oh, and "hipster" is a dead term. It'll be completely done when 2010 rolls in, since every decade has a cultural shift, but at this point, indie rock has basically taken so much ecstasy that calling someone a hipster has lost all its meaning. I am sure we can think up a new insult for people who don't fit in with whatever cultural niche we feel we fit into.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Inlander on 30 Jan 2009, 00:04
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to replace "Hipster" with "Elbowman" (or lady).
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Johnny C on 30 Jan 2009, 00:15
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Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Jan 2009, 00:30
Oh, and "hipster" is a dead term. It'll be completely done when 2010 rolls in, since every decade has a cultural shift, but at this point, indie rock has basically taken so much ecstasy that calling someone a hipster has lost all its meaning. I am sure we can think up a new insult for people who don't fit in with whatever cultural niche we feel we fit into.

Dude the term "hipster" is way older than indie rock, it used to be another term for beatniks or for dudes who listened to Davis and Coltrane. It's been around since at least the 1950's. To say that it is a static term that refers to a very particular form of fashion is pretty short sighted. Look at any of those films from the nineties that major studios made to appeal to the "indie" crowd of that time and tell if the hipsters of 1995 look anything like the hipsters in last week's Vice and also oh shit i can't believe i got sucked into another one of these conversations hey let's explain to some hapless sap what "emo" really means now ok
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Jan 2009, 00:35
Oh oh hey can I suggest things you shouldn't do in this thread?

How about everybody stops making shitty threads to bitch about the boarding because you're not helping, you fucks.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Jan 2009, 00:40
Who is bitching?

This is constructive!
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Patrick on 30 Jan 2009, 00:45
This post is to pad my postcount.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: snalin on 30 Jan 2009, 01:38
^  more of this, less of everything else.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: MadassAlex on 30 Jan 2009, 02:45
Kieffer's mom.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Inlander on 30 Jan 2009, 02:59
Unless you actually personally know Kieffer and you're just joshing around with your ol' buddy I'd consider that to be in very poor taste.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Jan 2009, 03:51
Should I post some lolcats anyway? Are we allowed to do that

Oh Alex you're going to get soooo yelled at dogg
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Cartilage Head on 30 Jan 2009, 06:56
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/o_rly.jpg)
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Jan 2009, 08:40
I've never been named. I will never feel pretty.

me neither.
 :cry:
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 30 Jan 2009, 10:01
Wha?
I feel like some I'm missing something here?

Anyone explain this?
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Patrick on 30 Jan 2009, 10:32
me neither.

Anna,

(I am sorry Alex I don't love you enough)
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Jan 2009, 10:33
Actually, can we add Cicero posting to the list? Or maybe responding to and acknowledging his posts? I know this is mean, but seriously that dude needs to change.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Jan 2009, 10:35
posting about how attractive Jodie is.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Jan 2009, 10:50
posting about how attractive lunchy is.

(also patrick, you are sweet but i really wasn't trying to fish for compliments and now i am not sure whether you were doing the name thing out of pity or that you genuinely have creepy comments/feelings directed towards me that i did not know about. okay.)
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Jan 2009, 10:53
No, posting about how cute Lunchy is is a little more acceptable, because it's done to a less nauseating degree, and usually in more polite ways.


Also lets be done with the "I would totally sex up/make out with/etc" stuff. I might just be opposed to it because it used to be my thing and now I feel like if I want to do weird creepy flirting I have to go so over the top it is actually creepy, or it might just be that it is mad creepy when you guys do it all the time. Either way!
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Jan 2009, 11:01
it's still a bit overdone in my opinion, but i guess it's not something that is uber annoying and needs to be stopped immediately.

also, i find some of the compliments lunchy gets more creepy than the ones jodie gets because you can just tell that the people writing them are trying so very hard not to seem like creepy strangers on the internet but it just ends up having the exact opposite effect.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 30 Jan 2009, 11:03
Use of the word 'Awesome' or the combination of 'Awesomesauce'.

If everything was as awesome as you make out QC Talky Place then the world would explode.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: jhocking on 30 Jan 2009, 11:43
I remember chuckling when I first saw this sign while riding the train:

(http://flurnl.alex.turnlav.net/images/7-2007-stop-saying-awesome.jpg)

http://flurnl.alex.turnlav.net/7-2007/stop-saying-awesome
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 30 Jan 2009, 12:25
I was looking at the words "Debt? Ban" wondering what the hell you were on about for ages
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: phooey on 30 Jan 2009, 12:26
Ban

Uh oh, someone said the magic word
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Patrick on 30 Jan 2009, 13:13
(also patrick, you are sweet but i really wasn't trying to fish for compliments and now i am not sure whether you were doing the name thing was out of pity or that you genuinely have creepy comments/feelings directed towards me that i did not know about. okay.)

(actually it was totally just because Kieffer said not to like 3 posts before)

(also I wanted to jokingly insult Alex 'cause there is not enough room in the insult thread to do so)
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Hat on 30 Jan 2009, 14:07
posting about how attractive Jodie is.

But if we don't pay the women the precious compliments they seek, they will simply pack up their encampment and ride over to the next outpost.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 30 Jan 2009, 14:11
Then we'll follow 'em to the new outpost, kill those Injuns and strike it lucky in some black gold!
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Lunchbox on 30 Jan 2009, 14:17
Brett honey I do not think that Jodie would pack her encampment and ride away from you anyway. (Awww,)

Also guys I counted and the last two pictures I posted (weeks apart) the only comments I got were "that is a bright photo" and "you should grow your hair out" from Gilead, who is one of my meatlife crowd so it doesn't count. I am sorry Anna if the comments frustrate you. :(
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 30 Jan 2009, 14:21
I want an encampment. where can I get an encampment? Why do other people have them? and why haven't I got one?

I want one!
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Jan 2009, 14:38
ally, with you it's not a matter of people drooling over your latest pics in the photo thread, but more of a matter of them professing their undying internet love for you pretty much everywhere else. although admittedly i haven't even seen much of that lately, so maybe this isn't even a thing we need to worry about when it comes to improving our internetting.

okay let's focus on more important things ie, not using dumb imaginary words such as "internetting"
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 30 Jan 2009, 14:54
and where we can get encampments.

I'm also debating whether or not the phrase 'interbutts' should be retired.

What's everyone's opinion?
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Patrick on 30 Jan 2009, 15:06
I will use my dumb imaginary words as much as I like. "Ginormerous" is perfectly legit.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Jan 2009, 15:09
and where we can get encampments.

I'm also debating whether or not the phrase 'interbutts' should be retired.

What's everyone's opinion?

Yes. Definitely. Asap.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Hat on 30 Jan 2009, 15:39
not using dumb imaginary words such as "internetting"

I don't see the problem with it. It's a perfectly good example of word derivation, and any alternative verb forms of 'internet' would probably be a lot worse.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Cartilage Head on 30 Jan 2009, 15:55
 I kind of feel like this whole internet idea is a little played out.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Patrick on 30 Jan 2009, 16:01
I feel like things playing themselves out is played out, but that has already played itself out so now I don't know what the fuck to do and it is really bothering me.

I cant even masturbate anymore just because people do it all the time and so it just makes it all the more unappealing.

And don't even get me started about that 'pulse' shit.

(basically, jokes about shit being played out are, well, played out)
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Jan 2009, 17:25
ITT everybody bitches about the retarded stuff they used to do all the time like they're better than that now.

Hey guys, fuck this stupid thread and every thread like it, OK?
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Jan 2009, 17:26
We should stop using ITT.

Fucks.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Nodaisho on 30 Jan 2009, 18:17
ITT everybody bitches about the retarded stuff they used to do all the time like they're better than that now.
Just watch, eventually you will achieve enlightenment and quit bitching about people bitching. Then the world will implode.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Jan 2009, 18:28
Yeah but at least I'm consistent
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Alex C on 30 Jan 2009, 18:31
(also patrick, you are sweet but i really wasn't trying to fish for compliments and now i am not sure whether you were doing the name thing was out of pity or that you genuinely have creepy comments/feelings directed towards me that i did not know about. okay.)

(actually it was totally just because Kieffer said not to like 3 posts before)

(also I wanted to jokingly insult Alex 'cause there is not enough room in the insult thread to do so)

Subverting a thread, leading on a young lady AND making light of my pain.


You are a cad, sir.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: est on 30 Jan 2009, 21:31
Not sure why this thread was locked.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Hat on 30 Jan 2009, 21:33
ITT everybody bitches about the retarded stuff they used to do all the time like they're better than that now.

Hey guys, fuck this stupid thread and every thread like it, OK?

Dovey, where is your shame

Where is your shame for how bad you are at the internet. You are a monster.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Jan 2009, 21:35
you're not helping, you fucks.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: tania on 30 Jan 2009, 22:32
my main problem with name, and the constant "i want to make out with/sex up/etc" thing is that it seems like most of the regulars just sort of do it to all of the other regulars by default, and there isn't really any attempt to be creative or selective about it anymore, and it's become kind of predictable and redundant? under regular circumstances i probably wouldn't care enough to complain about how this annoys me but since we now have a thread for it, there's my input.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Alex C on 30 Jan 2009, 22:36
Not sure why this thread was locked.

I had just kinda figured it was due to how janky my last post was.


Well, that and all the other shit in the thread.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: est on 30 Jan 2009, 22:54
I agree with Tania.  It's just not special when you guys want to fuck everyone  :(
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Inlander on 30 Jan 2009, 23:32
Not sure why this thread was locked.

Wasn't me!
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: CardinalFang on 31 Jan 2009, 05:32
Maybe the forum's immune system has kicked in and it's started locking threads on it's own.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: jodizzle on 31 Jan 2009, 05:45
Woah, it is weird to come into a thread and see my name mentioned a whole bunch of times.  I didn't realise everyone was talking about me.

Hi guys!
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: michaelicious on 31 Jan 2009, 07:09
Not sure why this thread was locked.

Wasn't me!

We've always been at war with Eastasia.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: RedLion on 31 Jan 2009, 12:18
The phrase "Nope, guess again."

That's done.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Liz on 31 Jan 2009, 12:19
Thanks for posting!

(seriously, that just annoys me whenever anyone does it)
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 31 Jan 2009, 12:57
The phrase "Nope, guess again."

That's done.

Nope, guess again.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Tom on 31 Jan 2009, 13:00
Thanks for posting!

(seriously, that just annoys me whenever anyone does it)

what about "thanks for playing!"?
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: tania on 31 Jan 2009, 13:35
i don't mind "thanks for posting". it's a way of letting someone know their post was sort of stupid and pointless that's more polite than saying "your post was stupid and pointless."

most of the little things i get irritated by regarding posting mainly go around that unwritten rule of how you should put a little bit of thought into what you are posting and consider whether or not people will actually care about it (which is, again, why i get annoyed when the same people constantly hit on the same other people every time they post a picture regardless of how repetitive or unnecessary it's become), so lightly reminding people to think a bit more carefully before they post if skipping that step becomes a habit for them doesn't really seem like a bad thing to me. just my personal preference though.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: jhocking on 31 Jan 2009, 13:54
The only times I find "Thanks for posting!" amusing are when tommy does it as a dig at me. Sort of like how annoying internet sayings are amusing when done once in a long while as a joke. Otherwise, yeah I find it pretty annoying.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Liz on 31 Jan 2009, 14:03
I have a problem with it because generally it is posted by itself. What is the point of making a post that just says "thanks for posting!"? You're telling someone to not make dumb, pointless posts by making a dumb, pointless post. It's hypocritical and stupid.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Patrick on 31 Jan 2009, 15:36
I have no argument there. If you're going to be snarky and rude, explain yourself at very least. Maybe somebody doesn't know in what way they are being stupid.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Tom on 31 Jan 2009, 15:41
Or just don't bother replying to it, send a PM if it really got to you.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: tania on 31 Jan 2009, 15:52
it also goes back, however, to the thing discussed in another thread of how if you do it in a public space (and it is a public forum), other people can also see and learn from the situation and make a note of it for future reference, so you don't end up having to individually pm everybody. pros and cons from both sides. i don't think it's all that mean but that's me. overdoing it gets redundant just like anything overdone gets redundant though.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 31 Jan 2009, 15:56
This post is to pad my postcount.

Yup.  Me too.  I want my 20 minutes back.

ITT everybody bitches about the retarded stuff they used to do all the time like they're better than that now.
Just watch, eventually you will achieve enlightenment and quit bitching about people bitching. Then the world will implode.

And simians will begin using my rectal cavity as a flight deck.

S
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Emaline on 01 Feb 2009, 01:46
Man, guys, fuck every complimenting the hell out of Jodie and Lunchy.

What about everybody complimenting the hell out of Dovey?? That needs to stop.


Except not because I quite enjoy professing my e-love for him

Also ITT: Emaline falls in love with Dovey again.
Title: Re: Things you should stop doing. Thread.
Post by: Alex C on 01 Feb 2009, 13:35
Honestly, I don't think you should publicly chastise someone without accepting the fact that there'll probably be people who will think you're being a bit of an ass first. Using euphemistic language like "Thanks for posting!" doesn't really help at all, honestly, since it comes across as incredibly dismissive. You simply shouldn't do it unless you're ready to sack up and live with the fallout. That's why I try to post at length when I'm being genuinely critical and mean it constructively; if you ever see me make a "thanks for posting!" comment, it'll be because I'm ribbing a fellow regular or because I intend to be a dick, no exceptions.