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Post by: Patrick on 31 Jan 2009, 10:36

Once upon a time,

(you know what to do. Maximum 2 sentences please. Run-ons are allowed if they are actually funny)

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Post by: Liz on 31 Jan 2009, 10:38

There was a little man named Joseph Hocking.

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Post by: Sox on 31 Jan 2009, 10:41

And he lived happily ever after.

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Post by: valley_parade on 31 Jan 2009, 10:47

Until the zombies decended on Chicago.

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Post by: Liz on 31 Jan 2009, 10:53

The goddamn zombies, with their torn-up clothing and penchant for bloody escapades.

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Post by: Josefbugman on 31 Jan 2009, 10:54

Which was turned into a hit stage musical after the attacks had slowed.

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Post by: öde on 31 Jan 2009, 11:06

But at the time was a gory nightmare.

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Post by: Christophe on 31 Jan 2009, 11:14

I mean, have you tried asking an ensemble cast of zombies to dance AND sing at the same time?

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Post by: Tom on 31 Jan 2009, 11:58

It's near impossible, but it's nothing when compared to the act trying to stop them from eating the paying audience.

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Post by: Melodic on 31 Jan 2009, 13:03

So it goes.

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Post by: Blue Kitty on 31 Jan 2009, 13:10

But enough about the musical that followed, back to the zombie invasion.

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Post by: Dazed on 31 Jan 2009, 13:12

It all started following the lastest Nickelback album.

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Post by: Lines on 31 Jan 2009, 13:29

People were cutting off their ears because of the horrible album, but doctors noticed there was something amiss with this behavior.

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Post by: Tom on 31 Jan 2009, 13:50

They were puzzled by what was going on and were no closer to coming up with an answer when the Deadening began.