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Title: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 02 Feb 2009, 16:03: So, apparently many of America's leading historians, concerned over the lack of public interest in Revolutionary War-era American history, have declared Martha Washington to have been a stone-cold fox (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2009/02/02/DI2009020201374.html) who married George because he was apparently quite hunky (despite his cavalier approach to dental hygiene).

(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/02/01/PH2009020102508.jpg)
Me-oww!

Given all the talk of our current President and First Lady being hailed as "style icons" in the media these days, I can't help but think that this is part of an effort to revamp America's image by emphasizing similarities between popular presidential figures and the current administration, especially after the near-universally reviled Bush administration--an association which for the last eight years has tainted the U.S. in the eyes of the rest of the world.

But that's boring. What world leaders (and their husbands/wives) would you fuck?
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Post by: michaelicious on 02 Feb 2009, 16:12: Martha Washington better have been a stone-cold fox if she was married to a motherfucker who had like... 30 goddamn dicks.

(Nailed it)
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Post by: Inlander on 02 Feb 2009, 16:14: I'll maintain 'til my dying day that Queen Elizabeth II was quite the foxy lady when she was young.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 02 Feb 2009, 20:40: It is scary how many people I know who harbor disturbing crushes on Vladimir Putin. It's only three or four, but that is really too many.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Feb 2009, 20:45: Well why not, LOOK AT HIM

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/putinEPA1308_468x480.jpg)

He is a buffet of manliness.
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Post by: KvP on 02 Feb 2009, 20:46: I suppose I might be the only person here who listens to the Bugle.

In which case I have a hard-on for Florence Nightingale.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Florence_Nightingale_1920_reproduction.jpg/250px-Florence_Nightingale_1920_reproduction.jpg)
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Post by: Tyler on 02 Feb 2009, 20:48: Not a world leader!
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Post by: KvP on 02 Feb 2009, 20:49: SHUT UP YOU

HEY LOOK ITS HO CHI MINH

(http://www.notablebiographies.com/images/uewb_05_img0344.jpg)
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Post by: tania on 02 Feb 2009, 21:04: (http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8028/carlabrunidv6.jpg)

though instead of boning her it's a lot more likely i'd end up just stammering and telling her how pretty she was over and over instead.
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Post by: est on 02 Feb 2009, 21:11: Man, why am I the first person to mention the current French PM's gorgeous wife, Carla Bruni?

(http://scarygoround.com/strips/20080311.png)

edit: Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Curse you taniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Post by: BrittanyMarie on 02 Feb 2009, 21:17: I was thinking the exact same thing only I didn't want to post anything after Micheal's post.
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Post by: jhocking on 02 Feb 2009, 21:29: Now I have no idea what he looks like, but this thread is reminding me of one amusing Trivial Pursuit question:

Q: Which Mexican president really lives up to his name?

A: Vicente Fox
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Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 02 Feb 2009, 21:41: Trivial Pursuit has gone boy crazy!
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Post by: Alex C on 02 Feb 2009, 21:47: Queen Rania of Jordan is pretty doable. Seems to go pretty heavy on the makeup in most pics though. Whatever.
(http://chicinparis.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/queen-rania-of-jordan-in-giambattista-valli.jpg)
Title: Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
Post by: tania on 02 Feb 2009, 21:51: Quote from: jhocking on 02 Feb 2009, 21:29
Q: Which Mexican president really lives up to his name?

A: Vicente Fox

seriously? they're setting the bar kind of low, aren't they?

(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6672/vicentefoxza5.jpg)

he's not a bad looking dude, but i'm not so sure this image comes to mind when i'm thinking "oh man do you know who is such a dreamboat".
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Post by: Inlander on 02 Feb 2009, 22:28: Maybe he's cunning.
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Post by: michaelicious on 02 Feb 2009, 22:32: Maybe he smells overwhelmingly of urine.
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Post by: MrBlu on 02 Feb 2009, 22:48: Totally Ignorant Black Guy Comment Warning!!!

I'd so totally dagger Hilary Clinton.
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Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 02 Feb 2009, 22:49: Maybe he became president by marking the office with urine.
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Post by: Inlander on 02 Feb 2009, 22:51: That would be cunning.
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Post by: supersheep on 03 Feb 2009, 02:42: Yulia Tymoshenko (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yulia_Tymoshenko), 2005's #3 World's Most Powerful Women. Also, awesome hair. And she would crush any dissent with an iron fist.

IN BED.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Feb 2009, 02:56: Another forum I post on (gasp) had a thread during the 2007 presidential primaries to decide which candidate's partner we would most likely bone. Despite the forum being 99% male, Bill Clinton still won.

(http://www.phx411.com/wordpress/images/2007/june/bill-clinton-picture.jpg)

ALL HAIL CLIN-TON
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Post by: Inlander on 03 Feb 2009, 04:32: Has Bill started dying his hair? Oh silly Bill, why be a fox when you can be a silver fox.
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Post by: Sox on 03 Feb 2009, 04:48: Bill Clintons hair turned white under the stress that came naturally with his position. US presidents seem to age much faster than regular people, it's interesting.
Title: Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
Post by: Inlander on 03 Feb 2009, 04:52: All national leaders, not just U.S. Presidents. Just look at Tony Blair when he first became P.M., and when he quit. Actually he aged more than most.

(Also I know Clinton used to have almost-black hair, I just thought it was funny that Dovey posted a picture of him from his dark-hair period.)
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Post by: Orbert on 03 Feb 2009, 09:35: Quote from: Alex C on 02 Feb 2009, 21:47
Queen Rania of Jordan

That is a stunning woman. "Bone" just seems too crude for such beauty. I would allow her to have sex with me.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 03 Feb 2009, 11:32: (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_02/merkelMOS1304_468xx322.jpg)

What up, powerful German lady tits?
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Post by: Barmymoo on 03 Feb 2009, 11:50: That picture is just crying out for a caption contest.

Angela: Think again, buddy, or I'll have you deported.
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Post by: Liz on 03 Feb 2009, 12:07: Jens is now wishing he could be that close to a pair of tits that epic.
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Post by: Elizzybeth on 03 Feb 2009, 12:09: Quote from: Jeans on 03 Feb 2009, 11:53
the Norwegian Prime minister

Aaaaactually, for that matter...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/NvrTooMuchPython/jens_stoltenberg_close-up01.jpg)
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Post by: Ladybug on 03 Feb 2009, 12:15: Yeah, uhm, Jens Stoltenberg, at least a few years ago-Stoltenberg ...not bad. At all. Not that I'd really all him a world leader, but he's a leader somewhere in the world, at least.
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Post by: eddie on 03 Feb 2009, 12:20: Do they have to be modern world leaders?

(http://www.renderplus.com/hartgen/images/royalty/matilda-flanders_sm.png)
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Post by: Ozymandias on 03 Feb 2009, 12:29: What about daughters of world leaders?

(http://www.pretentiousgamer.com/photos/askalice.jpg)

Alice Roosevelt. I'd like to be her rough rider.
Title: Re: World leaders and their spouses you would... BONE?
Post by: David_Dovey on 04 Feb 2009, 01:13: Quote from: Inlander on 03 Feb 2009, 04:32
Has Bill started dying his hair? Oh silly Bill, why be a fox when you can be a silver fox.

It was the best picture that demonstrated his dreamy smile.

Also, I've noticed BHO has aged noticeably even just through the election and transition.
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Post by: el_loco_avs on 04 Feb 2009, 04:47: Princesses count?

(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00203/Prinsesse_Madeleine_203901g.jpg)

(http://pixdaus.com/pics/Tlatx3WD9WW3.jpg)

(http://hollywoodbackwash.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/princess5.jpg)
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Post by: Inlander on 04 Feb 2009, 05:26: You can't fool me, that first one you've just got a Footballer's Wife and put a silly hat on her.
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Post by: Trollstormur on 04 Feb 2009, 07:15: Quote from: supersheep on 03 Feb 2009, 02:42
Yulia Tymoshenko (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yulia_Tymoshenko), 2005's #3 World's Most Powerful Women. Also, awesome hair. And she would crush any dissent with an iron fist.

IN BED.

(http://www.brama.com/news/press/2007/thumbs/070220tymoshenko200300.jpg)

PMILF
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Post by: evernew on 04 Feb 2009, 08:51: I can't believe nobody posted Hitler for awkward shock laugh yet.
But I'm German so I can't.

(http://www.divasthesite.com/images/Jackie_Kennedy/Jackie_Kennedy_nickname_01.jpg)
The only thing missing on Jacqueline Kennedy is a pearl necklace. Mine.
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Post by: Harun on 04 Feb 2009, 10:32: (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/710/elizkuciyz2.jpg)

Elizabeth Kucinich anyone?
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Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Feb 2009, 10:46: The key here is LEADERS. Dennis Kucinich has never made it out of the primaries. Even if his wife is smokin'.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 04 Feb 2009, 11:36: I have to stop reading this thread.

No, really.
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Post by: JD on 05 Feb 2009, 17:43: Even though he's been kicked out of office, does this guy count (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggecq52sbR0)?
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Post by: celticgeek on 05 Feb 2009, 18:11: Not to mention Him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu-c3VgHCUQ&feature=channel)

and Her (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT-jiBBqeHU&feature=channel)

and even You betcha (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYyt4nyaq64&feature=related).
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Post by: RedLion on 05 Feb 2009, 18:43: (http://www.movieeye.com/celebrity_addresses/upl_images/scans/31944/Rod_Blagojevich-r634264.jpg)
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Post by: Inlander on 05 Feb 2009, 19:36: Just because Sufjan Stevens made an album all about your state, that doesn't make you a world leader.
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Post by: RedLion on 05 Feb 2009, 21:53: Technicalities.
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Post by: michaelicious on 06 Feb 2009, 08:14: He has pretty nice teeth.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 09 Feb 2009, 02:11: Quote from: evernew on 04 Feb 2009, 08:51
I can't believe nobody posted Hitler for awkward shock laugh yet.
But I'm German so I can't.

Honestly? Eva Braun, dogg. Not a word of a lie.

(http://www.nndb.com/people/298/000024226/eva-braun-1.jpeg)

Oh Eva, you have horrible taste in men so maybe I have a chance.
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Post by: Alex C on 09 Feb 2009, 02:54: 48 years is a big and unfashionable number but I am down. Yulia.
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Post by: lolwut on 09 Feb 2009, 02:56: man i can't be the only guy who would bone barack obama
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Post by: David_Dovey on 09 Feb 2009, 04:13: nooooooope
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Post by: McTaggart on 09 Feb 2009, 04:28: That man can wear a suit.
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Post by: pen on 09 Feb 2009, 07:11: Or not. :roll:
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Post by: LizziL on 12 Feb 2009, 17:15: I'm going to have to go all stereotypical fangirl and say either Princes William or Harry.

EDIT: I realize they're not technically world leaders, yet, but, I can't even facitiously joke about Charles. He squicks me out.
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Post by: Christophe on 12 Feb 2009, 17:20: Does Zoey Bartlet, daughter of President Jed Bartlet on The West Wing count?

Because then yes.
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Post by: Mnementh on 12 Feb 2009, 17:23: Quote from: tania on 02 Feb 2009, 21:04
though instead of boning her it's a lot more likely i'd end up just stammering and telling her how pretty she was over and over instead.

I second what Tania and Est have said. Her voice alone is enough to make you fall in love with her will break your heart at the same time.

Dorrit Moussaieff of Iceland is also something else, IMHO.
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Post by: DonInKansas on 13 Feb 2009, 04:25: McCain's wife would have been one of the hottest First Ladies ever.
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/79/62/cindy_mccain_vogue.0.0.0x0.350x270.jpeg)
Rowr.
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Post by: lolwut on 13 Feb 2009, 05:38: Quote from: Christophe on 12 Feb 2009, 17:20
Does Zoey Bartlet, daughter of President Jed Bartlet on The West Wing count?

Because then yes.

does president bartlet count?

because then also yes

i mean seriously, i would be hit by that so hard