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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Cartilage Head on 04 Feb 2009, 15:58
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The website anicechat.net allows users to log on anonymously and have short conversations with many people.
1. We see if we encounter eachother.
2. Post funny conversations here.
Cory: Yo
Fred: ello
Cory: Fred.. where are you from?
Fred: ASL
Fred: JP
Cory: Cool cool
Fred: yes yes
Cory: 18/f/cali
Fred: nice
Fred: 19 m JP
Cory: Ooh
Fred: yes
Cory: So what kind of thing do you like in a girl
Fred: yes
Fred: ummm
Fred: personality
Cory: Aww
Fred: yes
Cory: How about big floppity dicks?
Fred: huh
Fred: i dont understand
Cory: Nothing is better than a girl with an enormous pecker, right?
Fred: ...then ur a dude
Cory: Only when my cock is out
Cory: Ever see Silence Of The Lambs?
Fred: ...lol
Fred: nope
Cory: Seriously? Good fucking movie
Fred: eva see the nightmare before christmas
Cory: I don't watch porno
Fred: oh
Fred: music
Fred: ???
Cory: Sex Bomb by Flipper is my faaaaave
Fred: ok
Fred: ur kinda creepy
Cory: Like Anthony Hopkins in Silence Of The Lambs
Cory: Did you ever see that?
Cory: Good fucking movie
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Haha thats Awesome!!
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This has so much potential
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...for creepiness.
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So much potential for Hannah talking to random people and linking them to pictures of anthropomorphic cows with huge tits and massive cocks.
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Or a naked erect Hitler showing off his buttplug collection.
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Hey now, those pictures are being saved for someone special. I don't go around showing them to just anyone!
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odi: hello
cyberme!: aiii
cyberme!: im so horny
cyberme!: tell me naughty things
cyberme!: i am masturbating
odi: once i ate a crayon
odi: and got given out to by the teacher
cyberme!: tell me a sex story
odi: once upon a time there was a princess
cyberme!: ...
odi: a sexy robot princess
cyberme!: ..
odi: and she was in love with a beautiful alien warlord
cyberme!: ...
odi: i am unsure as to whether you are the sexy robot princess or the beautiful alien warlord
cyberme!: ..
cyberme!: how abut we cyber
odi: i am getting to that
odi: but it is important that i know whether you are the sexy robot princess or the beautiful alien warlord so i can get into character
cyberme!: ok
cyberme!: im sexy princess
odi: jolly good
odi: so the alien warlord comes down from orbit in his massive spaceship
odi: it is five miles long, and brimming with guns
odi: and he annihilates the princess' palace guards
cyberme!: ....
odi: the princess is standing in the ruins of her castle, crying, when the alien warlord comes before her
odi: (i am setting the scene)
odi: "so there, roborina, do you defy me any longer?"
cyberme!: no?
odi: "ahahaha! your planet is mine. and i shall take you for my robotic harem!"
cyberme!: ok
odi: "you seem remarkably nonchalant about this. i have destroyed your planet and killed your robot people. why are you not raging against me?"
cyberme!: i wanna fuck you...
odi: "ah, you cannot resist my alien warlord charms"
cyberme!: exactly
odi: the alien warlord steps back and unbuckles his warrobes
cyberme!: strips down
odi: "your cybernetic breasts are pleasing to me, roborina"
odi: the warlord takes his mighty staffs of power in hand and raises them to full strength
odi: they throb invitingly in front of your ocular receptors
odi: "fine roborina, if you still defy me, i have no choice"
odi: the warlord's jaws distend, and he tears off your robotic exoskeleton and switches you off
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Odi. You are a god amongst men. I bow down to you.
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I don't know what's more amazing about that. The story, or the fact that the person stuck around until the end.
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So I entered a chat and tried to be dirty, but i just felt gross and had to leave. Attempt #2 I decided to be "gangsta Liz," known and loved by many on the forums.
Liz: yo yo yo wut up
enter: hi Liz
enter: laxin
enter: kickin bak
enter: yuorself/
Liz: you know it dawg
enter: ?
Liz: fuckin chillaxin
enter: asl
enter: ?
Liz: 17/f/nyc
enter: 22 m TD
Liz: td? fucks td?
Liz: the hell you smokin
Liz: man fuck you
Liz: im gettin outta her
It did not last.
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I'm fonzie.
Fonzie: HI GTS!
GTS: Yo yoy yo wut up
GTS: The Fonz!
Fonzie: heyyyyyyyyyyyy
GTS: Oh shit dawg
Fonzie: indeed!
GTS: Ey Fonz
GTS: Had a question
Fonzie: go ahead.
GTS: How was it to jump the shark?
Fonzie: it was fantasssticcccc
Fonzie: where you atttt?
GTS: I'm in Quebec, Canada
GTS: Where's the Fonz at?
Fonzie: Ontario,Canada
GTS: Oh great
Fonzie: you know it!
GTS: How's the English side of Canada?
Fonzie: It's good!
GTS: Do you like flying kites?
Fonzie: I don't fly them much, but when I do I usually have a good time. do you?
GTS: Yes I do
Fonzie: Neat.
Fonzie: do you like chicken?
GTS: We should go fly kites some day
GTS: I do I do
Fonzie: awesome possum.
GTS: Never ate possum
Fonzie: i like kites.
GTS: Pretty tasty
Fonzie: indeed.
GTS: Well, it was fun talking to you
GTS: Take Care Fonz
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I have engaged in another conversation. This one has a surprise ending, so stay tuned!
steve: sup dawg
steve: how u
Liz: Pleased as punch.
Liz: Thank you kindly, good sir.
steve: awesome
steve: y?
Liz: My mother has just purchased for me a rather lovely pair of trousers.
steve: cool
steve: wat they like?
Liz: Well they are trousers, I suppose.
steve: awesome
Liz: Sort of a new-fangled item for women
steve: wat
Liz: I am not quite used to the idea of wearing them.
steve: girls hav been wearing trousers since ages
steve: we'r doin it in history
steve: d suffragees
Liz: Why sir I think you must have a different history than I.
steve: were are u?
Liz: It is rather unsightly for a women to wear trousers.
steve: wat no
Liz: I am perhaps a little frightened of what society might think of me.
steve: peeps not gonna care whether you wear trousers
steve: we r more advanced than that now
Liz: But Steven, I beg your pardon.
Liz: I am perhaps one of the first ladies in town to own a pair of trousers.
steve: wow
steve: wher are you then
steve: the 50s
steve: ?
Liz: I think the men might look at me as though I were some sort of freak
steve: all d girlz i no only wear dresses and shit when dey r goin out
Liz: And they wear trousers the rest of the time?
steve: yes
Liz: How revolutionary!
Liz: I simply must tell mother and father.
steve: awh liz
steve: i am gonna stop taking the piss now
steve: no more trousers and suffragees
Liz: No more trousers?
steve: liz
Liz: Have they been made illegal?
steve: i am in meebly
steve: it is odi
Liz: HAHA
Liz: Oh god.
steve: well played though
steve: i think that'd be a good one to use again
Liz: I think so.
Liz: I am going to post it.
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Orangepeas disconnected from me like three times.
Then I just got Hannah.
This isn't very titillating yet
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I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
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steve: we'r doin it in history
steve: d suffragees
Incredible.
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I like how at the beginning of the Fonzie/GTS conversation GTS is all ready to be all gansta and then he realises he's talking to the Fonz and it's like WHOOOOOSH hello childhood reversion.
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FAGGOT: hI
Liz: HI
FAGGOT: Where did you come from
Liz: OUTER SPACE LOL
FAGGOT: I see
FAGGOT: Are you really a girl?
Liz: HAHA OF COURSE
FAGGOT: Guess what
Liz: Y WOULD I LIE
FAGGOT: If you are really a girl
FAGGOT: you are the first girl I have conversed with in more than a month
Liz: LOL REALLY
Liz: HAHA YOU ARE SAD
FAGGOT: Yup
FAGGOT: No no
Liz: HAHA YEA
FAGGOT: I'm glad I do not have to converse with such vile, crotch bleeding creatures
Liz: DUDE WATS UR PROBLEM
FAGGOT: No problem bro
Liz: NO U GOT A PROBLEM
Liz: WTF
FAGGOT: Everyone has problems
FAGGOT: Some people have larger problems than others..
Liz: URS R WORSE
Liz: WHY U HATE GIRLS
Liz: MAYBE I HATE YOU
FAGGOT: No way
FAGGOT: Oh lawd
FAGGOT: I don't hate girls at all
Liz: HAHA R U FROM THE SOUTH
FAGGOT: I'm from Canada
Liz: Y U SAYIN LAWD THEN
FAGGOT: I don't know? I like the phrase
FAGGOT: It makes me feel like a dirty southern inbred?
Liz: MAN UR JUST A POSER ARENT YOU
Liz: FUCK THAT
FAGGOT: OH YEAH BABY
FAGGOT: SUPER POSER
I swear it was a forumite but nobody in meebo confessed. WAS IT U? LOL.
And in our second installment, CyKitten attempts to connect with her favorite QC character. Shrunk down because some people don't think it's funny. pfffft
CyKitten: OMG
CyKitten: Hanners
Hanners: Um... hi.
CyKitten: you are sooooooooooo cute
Hanners: Uh... thanks?
Hanners: You know me?
Hanners: Do I know you?
CyKitten: but I totally liked you better when you were first introduced intot he comic
CyKitten: I liked your long hair better
Hanners: Wait what?
Hanners: What are you talking about?
CyKitten: I imagined sweeping it off your face as I kissed you passionately
CyKitten: now it's all FOOF and nowhere near as sexy
Hanners: My hair foofs?
Hanners: How do you know that?
CyKitten: well after you cut it and went all crazy with the OCD
Hanners: Are you sitting outside my window?
Hanners: How do you know about my OCD?!?!?
Hanners: You're starting to scare me.
CyKitten: to be honest your counting thing is pretty hot
CyKitten: does Winslow have a camera?
Hanners: How do you know about Winslow?
Hanners: WHO SENT YOU?
CyKitten: because you could totally do a sexy webcam video
CyKitten: everyone would love to see that
Hanners: Everyone?
Hanners: What are you talking about?
CyKitten: maybe you could get Tai to visit and make it even sexier
Hanners: How do you know all my friends?
CyKitten: I bet Dora would be willing to get in on the action too
Hanners: How... how do you know about her?
Hanners: Where are you from?
Hanners: Why are you doing this?
CyKitten: dude, EVERYONE knows about all you guys
CyKitten: there are people scrutinising your every move
Hanners: All us guys?
Hanners: Are we on a reality show?
CyKitten: I mean, getting drukn? totally out of character
Hanners: Are we being filmed?
CyKitten: you should have seen the uproar on the boards over that
Hanners: The boards?
Hanners: What are you talking about?
Hanners: I am so confused.
CyKitten: QCFan&^# has quit reading the comic now
CyKitten: never coming back
Hanners: QC?
CyKitten: it's so sad, he was your biggest fan
Hanners: What is QC?
Hanners: I have fans?
Hanners: Oh goodness.
CyKitten: Questionable Content, silly!
Hanners: What is that?
CyKitten: it's a webcomic, duh
CyKitten: yo're in it, how can you not know about it?
Hanners: Someone is drawing a comic about my life?
CyKitten: I don't think you're really Hanners at all
Hanners: That's weird.
CyKitten: I bet you're soem imposter
CyKitten: trying to steal her identity
Hanners: No I am the only Hanners!
Hanners: There is only one.
CyKitten: if you were really Hanners then you wouldn't be so dumb!
CyKitten: I HATE YOU
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So two people from meebo knowingly talk to each other with fake names and post it here? This thread is quickly becoming the Carlos Mencia of the forums.
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You are ruining the illusion, Tyler.
I should have found some qc porn to post in that conversation.
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Is there something wrong with me that I don't find this funny at all?
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I am simply stating this goes from humorous to inane once you take out the element of outside strangers. Even then, unless done well, you more or less are running a Jerky Boys skit over a chat room.
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Haha GTS is actually me.
And I just talked to Liiz too. Hanners isn't very subtle, uh Liz.
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Yeah this isn't turning out so great.
I tried this earlier but the person I got was just so damned reasonable and non-moronic that it took all the fun out of it.
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You want to make fun of moronic people without being face to face? Have you ever heard of Xbox Live?
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Yeah, what about it?
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After a failed initial conversation with someone named rowlf i happened upon cerberus.
Robbie: Man whats it like having two heads??
Robbie: I get by with one generally, I would see no reason for two
cerberus: it would be great, i think. although i don't. no, me neither as i have 3
Robbie: ah yes
Robbie: greek ledgend fail
cerberus: guarding hades is hard. i think its easy. i'm not so sure but its tiring.
Robbie: have you ever thought of relaxing, maybe getting a massage?
Robbie: Those heads must put an awful strain onyour spine
cerberus: i have. we have no time for friviloities. not enough money either, damn cheapskates.
Robbie: You should take it to the man
cerberus: the spine is fine. i feel a little twinge every now and again. its quite painful at times, really.
cerberus: i agree, we should eat hades. but who would pay us then? i'm not begging yahweh for a job again, no way.
Robbie: I hear santa claus is on the lookout for a bodyguarad
Robbie: bodyguard*
Robbie: some of the reindeer are getting a bit uppity
Robbie: something about the cold and the long hours
cerberus: all those elves? i love little people. i'm afraid we may hurt them.
cerberus: the cold, oh no. i wouldn't mind a change. it might be interesting to try cold for a short while.
Robbie: sure your up for that, you've been a long time in the heat
cerberus: i don't know, change isn't always good. lets try something different, i say. it could be like an adventure.
cerberus: how are you anyway, robbie? yes, robbie, how goes it? yes, robbie, tell us of yourself.
Robbie: Oh what would you like to know?
cerberus: how is it with one head? yes, how, surely it is unfortunate? how is it without bothersome brethren?
Robbie: It's pretty wonderfull most of the time, never got bullied in school because of it anyway
Robbie: people don't look at me funny and generally life goes by in a normal fashion
cerberus: bullied? what is this bullying? though we did eat a man yesterday when he looked at us funny, didn't we?
cerberus: yes. true. yes, we did.
cerberus: is this bullying? is it? explain please robbie?
Robbie: No, unless he mentioned to one of you on the quizical and possibly humourous nature of your tri headed circumstance it was merely a casual glance
Robbie: Calling you a three headed spawn of hell, whilst acurate probably would count as bullying
cerberus: i didn't think it casual. it was rather rude. he did point also.
Robbie: Oh dear, that man deserved to be eaten
cerberus: a three headed spawn of hell? how rude. would you like to suffer the same fate, mortal?
Robbie: I say bring it "CerbePUSSY""
cerberus: we prefer the underworld. yes, much more accurate. oh, now its on mortal.
Robbie: Oh yeah, gonna dig your way out of there?
cerberus: fricasseed? broiled, i think. how about pureed?
cerberus: ooh, pureed. yes, very good. indeed.
Robbie: Pureed, like a tomato? I am no tomato foul beast
cerberus: now where has he gone? i thought he was with you? you haven't lost him?
cerberus: his voice. there it is. after three.
cerberus: one. two. three.
Robbie: BOOM
cerberus: haha. wait, who said that? you missed, useless the both of you.
cerberus: again, then. yes, again. after three.
cerberus: one. two. three.
Robbie: ARGH
Robbie: My fucking anke
Robbie: ankle, that stung
cerberus: yes. finish him. he can no longer run.
cerberus: one. two. three.
Robbie: Confounded hound, that was my achilles ankle, my one and only weakness
cerberus: stomp him, i want puree. also me. yes, that sounds good.
cerberus: stomp. stomp. stomp.
cerberus: is he dead? i don't hear anything? me neither?
Robbie: haha he's going to have to eat the poison in my blood
Robbie: MWAHAHAHAHA
Robbie: dies.....
cerberus: poison?! wait, stop. oh, no, i've already started.
Robbie: Immortal my ass
cerberus: argh. noooooo. fwump.
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I lol'd a little. Well played, sir.
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Yeah this isn't turning out so great.
I tried this earlier but the person I got was just so damned reasonable and non-moronic that it took all the fun out of it.
Okay, est, we can fix this. What you need to do is log into WoW, then actually go on an instance run. Roll on everything. Everything. If anyone says anything about it, just respond with "NO U". Take screenshots.
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haha neat.
oh sorry i kept disconnecting from you, my internet is screwed up. :(
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Wait, so you're all just signing into this thing under aliases, talking to each other using assumed personae, laughing about it in Meebo then posting it here?
Whoa circle-jerk.
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Wait, so you're all just signing into this thing under aliases, talking to each other using assumed personae, laughing about it in Meebo then posting it here?
Whoa circle-jerk.
That attitude is exactly why you weren't invited.
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007 yo: Yo
Liz: Sup
007 yo: Not much. How about you?
Liz: Not too much
007 yo: So, is life treating you bad?
Liz: A little bit. I keep having to deal with this crushing feeling that I have nowhere to turn but to my alcohol and razor blades
Liz: How's life treating you?
007 yo: Ohhh. =\
007 yo: Well I'm feeling a little sad. My best friends in a mental hospital,and this girl I like thinks im a creep
Liz: Yeah, getting people drunk and cutting them up is probably not a good hobby for me. People are starting to ask questions
Liz: Why does the girl think you're a creep?
007 yo: Well because she knows I like her, but I never talk to her at all. I tried to text her once (one of my friends suggested it), but she never responded. Which was a pretty stupid mood.
007 yo: and cutting isn't good at all, in my opinion
007 yo: It's hard to hide
007 yo: and very unhealthy
Liz: I thought it would be okay if I cut other people.
Liz: So they didn't have to cut themselves
007 yo: Woah wait
007 yo: you cut other people?
Liz: Well yeah, it'd be silly to cut myself with razorblades. That'd probably hurt
007 yo: Ohh...who do you cut instead?
Liz: Usually anyone I can lure back to my home. If all else fails, I go find a homeless person
007 yo: Ah
007 yo: Do you kill them?
Liz: No, just cut them a bit so that my sorrow goes away
007 yo: Ah. You might not wanna do that
007 yo: instead you should do something that isn't so illegal
Liz: They are so drunk they never seem to mind
007 yo: like cut pillows
Liz: But pillows don't bleed silly
007 yo: Yeahh, true
007 yo: Well I gotta get to bed
Liz: How can my pain and sorrow be washed away in blood if there is no blood
007 yo: It was nice talking to ya
007 yo: Cya
Liz: Watch yer back
Well, I had fun.
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DISCLAIMER:
That was not me.
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i am still waiting for t-rex and utaraptor dialog
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Her: hullo hullo
**Nox**: hey hey
**Nox**: Ypu from?+
**Nox**: yoou from
Her: there
Her: you?
**Nox**: Oh, there...;)
Her: yes. THERE there
**Nox**: overhere
Her: aha
**Nox**: fast
**Nox**: so...
Her: is it dark where you are?
**Nox**: what do you do??
**Nox**: yes?? why??
Her: because you are called nox!
Her: i do thinks
Her: *things
**Nox**: You talk latinn??
**Nox**: speak, sry
Her: no
**Nox**: i know then
**Nox**: how know then??
Her: avada kedavra!
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gocart: dick
Well that was quick.
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Linds I giggled at the end there. Well played.
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BluInk: Omg, are you really Last.FM?
lastfm: hold on, i'm scrobbling something
BluInk: *Giddy*
lastfm: lots of people listening to music tonight
BluInk: Oooooh, I see.
BluInk: I wonder, who's your favorite artist?
lastfm: sunset rubdown
lastfm: spencer krug
lastfm: i like indie rock/alternative rock, classic rock, and prog rock, you?
BluInk: Throw in some Neo-Soul and some Old School/underground Hip-Hop and you've got me.
lastfm: interesting
lastfm: whats your favorite artist/s
BluInk: According to my Last.FM, Nujabes, Beck, and Broken Social Scene
BluInk: I like Mogwai and Sigur Ros too tho'.
lastfm: i
lastfm: love sigur ros
lastfm: and explosions in the sky
lastfm: and godspeed you black emporer
BluInk: Do Make Say think
BluInk: And and and This Will Destroy You?
lastfm: i would love them, except i haven't listened to them
lastfm: but i know i'd love them
BluInk: :|
lastfm: any band in that genre
lastfm: is awesome
BluInk: Except Battles. =\
lastfm: do you like wolf parade
BluInk: That's one of those bands I always keep overlooking.
lastfm: as in haven't listened to yet?'
BluInk: Ever thought it ironic that most bands from Montreal are good, except the one named "Of Montreal"?
BluInk: Yeah, I haven't listened to Wold Parade yet.
lastfm: lol of montreal is from georgia though
BluInk: That's another ironic thing.
lastfm: most bands from canada are good
lastfm: and most bands with the word wolf in them are good
BluInk: It's like Maple Syrup and flannel are the ingredients of a good band.
lastfm: theres a genius in wolf parade named spencer krug, who is also the driving force behind sunset rubdown, my favorite band
lastfm: whats your handle for last fm?
BluInk: BluInk. =]
lastfm: add me, i'm nyankfan04
BluInk: Added. =D
BluInk: High compatibility. xD
lastfm: haha
lastfm: theres one girl i have
lastfm: who is Super
lastfm: like fullll
BluInk: Is she hawt?
lastfm: lol i love her so no matter how she looks i find her attractive
lastfm: i think shes hot
BluInk: marimp3?
lastfm: good guess
BluInk: Oh, hey, she likes Of Montreal. =|
lastfm: haha
lastfm: she likes a lot
BluInk: Feh.
BluInk: Are you on the QC forums?
lastfm: no
lastfm: shoud i be
BluInk: Yes.
lastfm: why
lastfm: ive never heard of it
lastfm: questionable content?
BluInk: Yar.
lastfm: haha i haven't been part of a forum
lastfm: in ages
BluInk: You lie.
BluInk: Brb; piss-take.
lastfm: do I ?
BluInk: =\ You tell me ma'am.
lastfm: i am part of forums
lastfm: actively? no
BluInk: I see.
He did not mind me calling him ma'am. =\
EDIT::
Pedobear: Hello
BluInk: O.o
*terminate*
I think I'm doing this wrong.
I'm having fun now...
BluInk: Mazda?
ZOOM: I can't tell you, it's a secret
ZOOM: i can say, 7.
BluInk: New RX-7?
ZOOM: I can't tell you
ZOOM: Shit i've said too much
BluInk: Oooh
ZOOM: they're coming for me
ZOOM: carry on my legacy
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Oh hey, I talked to Pedobear earlier. They are from Florida.
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Oh, hey, I didn't stay long enough to find out.
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I also chatted with Pedobear. We had a good talk about him being a pedophile.
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Unless you are talking to complete strangers and mocking them then I'm not sure of the point of this.
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I think this person took it way too seriously...
Tiffany: hi
BluInk: Why hello, Tiffany.
Tiffany: hows it going
BluInk: Good, good, I'm sick and I'm out of leeches.
BluInk: So that's bad, but I'm alive.
BluInk: You?
Tiffany: going good
BluInk: ASL?
Tiffany: 20/f/florida
BluInk: O Reilly?
BluInk: Females exist on the inter-tubes?
Tiffany: yes
BluInk: Well screw me running.
BluInk: So what are you into?
Tiffany: what do you mean by that
BluInk: Hobbies, interests, vices, rap sheet... etc
Tiffany: mostly hang out with freinds, listen to music, and roam the internet
Tiffany: what do you like
BluInk: Vinegar.
Tiffany: really
BluInk: Yes... Quick! Put the money in the China!
*Connection lost with Tiffany*
Next:
[Talking with Pedobear]
BluInk: OH COME ON
*Terminate*
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Oh this is no fun. I am actually having quite a nice conversation with someone who has very similar music taste to me.
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sdsd: hello
BluInk: 'Llo
sdsd: how are you
BluInk: Your name. How do you pronounce it?
sdsd: sduh sduh
BluInk: Oh, I am- HOLY FREAKIN' POWER BANANAS FROM HELL, IT'S BURNING!!!!
The person I was conversing with about music left... =|
EDIT::
I got that same dude again...:
sdsd: fag
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Oh this is no fun. I am actually having quite a nice conversation with someone who has very similar music taste to me.
How unfortunate.
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It's a pity chacha.com took away their unregistered 'search with guide' feature. That was far more entertaining than just talking to forum members under different names.
also
The Game
damn it
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You can't lose the game just because someone says "The Game". The fact that they are telling you means that they lost first, so it doesn't count. If you want to make someone lose the game, you have to be sneaky about it and make it seem like you don't know what you are doing. Example: You guys know who my favorite rapper is? The Game!
EDIT: Oh you meant my title? Didn't even think about it. I thought you were talking about the folks who go on A Nice Chat with names like "The Game".
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I just tried finding someone to chat to using the name "dicks".
It found me a person named Katie, but she dropped the connection as soon as it started.
I guess she don't like that kind of behaviour :(
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I am dicks in this:
dicks: hey
GrayFox: Sup
dicks: nothing much
GrayFox: I herd u liek mudkipz.
dicks: killing time at work
GrayFox: with dicks?
dicks: how you doing?
GrayFox: ehh, masturbating to CP
dicks: sweet
GrayFox: OH GOD
GrayFox: HNNNNNNNGGHH
GrayFox: fuck.,
GrayFox: i accidentally my keyboard.
GrayFox: ...
GrayFox: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
dicks: that doesn't sound too good
He disconnected. Obviously he was tired after all the masturbation :(
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I just set my name to an illegal set of characters and talked to this person:
fapfap: .
how are you?
fapfap: better than you
I very much doubt that
fapfap: lies
You have a certain odour
fapfap: quit trolling I need to talk to someone serious
Yes fapfap. Let's talk serious.
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Duchess: hello
BluInk: Oh man, I don't think you're even worth trolling.
Duchess: nice to meet you
EDIT::
Ok... Apparently she's the only person on ATM...
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Who the fuck is yay
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I am Maude. I had a different character in mind, but had to abandon it.
Maude: hellooo/
McFly: Maude.
McFly: I am sorry for not getting your homework done.
McFly: I thought -- with it being the weekend and all -- that I could get it done for Sunday.
McFly: I am sorry this is not the case.
Maude: you know what
Maude: i came in here for real, honest conversation
Maude: i am tired of people putting up shields
Maude: playing little games to block themselves off from feeling something real
McFly: I cannot help it if I am utterly depressed by who I am.
McFly: If indeed I am who I am.
McFly: I do not know.
McFly: The real me is not nearly as cool as the person I could pretend to be.
McFly: Especially the person I could pretend to be to a complete stranger on a gimmicky website.
McFly: (Such as this)
Maude: yeah, feel it!
Maude: feel those feelings
Maude: they're real
Maude: i am so hard right now
Maude: keep feeling!
McFly: Uhm.
Maude: why do you feel a compulsion to talk to strangers on a gimmicky website?
Maude: are you starved for human connection?
Maude: tell me!
Maude: say the words you want to say!
McFly: I feel a need to be defined! I am desperate to find someone that understands me.
Maude: unnnnnngghgggghhhh yes i love it!
Maude: why do you need to be understood so badly?
McFly: I cannot relate to myself and I fear that I will never be able to find someone that can.
McFly: I don't know anything about the shell of a mind I inhabit!
Maude: you're a dirty bitch, you need some good, hard understanding, don't you?
Maude: uuuunnnnfffff
McFly: OH GOD YES UNDERSTAND ME
McFly: PLEASE
McFly: UNDERSTAND ME ALL OVER
Maude: aaaaaaand i'm spent
McFly: UNDERSTAND ME IN PLACES NO ONE HAS EVER UNDERSTOOD BEF -- oh.
McFly: That was quick.
McFly: Fucking hell.
Maude: later.
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Who the fuck is yay
i am.
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McFly is freakin' awesome...
Voodoo: Hehehe
Voodoo: QC.
Voodoo: Hello?
McFly: Yes.
McFly: Yes I am here now.
McFly: It's okay.
Voodoo: =D
McFly: I hate you.
McFly: I don't know you.
McFly: But I am projecting every ounce of hatred in my body at you.
McFly: At the few words you've typed.
Voodoo: You're quick
McFly: At your name.
Voodoo: keep talking dirty to me
McFly: At your lack of punctuation.
Voodoo: Yes... Yes...
Voodoo: Now tell me about the social and economic structure of the Free Trade nations
McFly: NAFTA MAN
McFly: WHAT'S NEXT, NAMBLA INTERNATIONAL?
McFly: AMIRITE
McFly: fuck you
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If McFly is not from QC he should join anyway.
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Seriously, if you guys find him, tell him to.
Oh, snap. Fresh Prince.
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Who's newskin?
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I am tongs.
Fool: Hi
tongs: hello
tongs: how are you?
Fool: fine
Fool: what abt u?
tongs: in the hospital
Fool: what?
Fool: why?
tongs: i have cysts on my lungs
tongs: they ooze, and i'm hooked up to a machine that drains it out
tongs: i can't talk because of the tube going down my windpipe
tongs: so this is my only form of human interaction
Fool: are u serious
Fool: or joking?
tongs: i'm serious
Fool: if u r that bad
Fool: how can u chat?
tongs: i can still type
tongs: my hands don't have tubes in them, lol
tongs: sorry
tongs: i don't mean to joke
tongs: my mom gets upset when i joke about my condition :\
Fool: Is your mom around?
Fool: how long have you been there?
tongs: no, i talk to her online sometimes, over AIM or facebook
tongs: she does visit though
Fool: Any hope of getting out soon?
tongs: not as often lately
tongs: i don't know
tongs: i've had five surgeries, but the cysts keep coming back
tongs: i try not to let it get me down
tongs: are you there?
tongs: sometimes people don't like to talk to me
tongs: because they get too sad
tongs: i understand if you do
Fool: yes
Fool: sorry
tongs: it doesn't really hurt too badly, actually
Fool: I am there
tongs: except when i laugh...
Fool: I would not leave because it makes me sad... I under stand
Fool: Do u feel like laughing... that is great !
tongs: yes, i love to watch comedy
tongs: my dad got me some DVDs of Saturday Night Live to watch on the TV here
Fool: what comedies do u like watching?
tongs: we used to watch it together when i was younger, but he's had to work weekends to pay for my medical treatments, so he can't anymore
Fool: how old are you now?
tongs: i am 19
tongs: how old are you?
Fool: I am 22
tongs: i hope i get to be 22 someday
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McFly: Maybe I will make a service
McFly: Where you send a card to an address
McFly: and when it gets there someone puts the person's name in all the spots
McFly: and it will be the full name every time in a messy, psychotic font
McFly: and that person will know that a random person knows where they live
McFly: and that their handwriting makes it appear that they have a Disorder
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oh my god
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Fool: why? Are you that serious...?
Fool: that you doubt getting to 22?
tongs: maybe
tongs: i don't know
tongs: i get scared sometimes
tongs: when the nurses turn the lights off, and visiting hours are over, i look up at the ceiling and i just don't know about anything
tongs: oh gosh, i'm sorry, i don't even know you
Fool: no it is
Fool: ok
Fool: the good thing is that you dont know me
Fool: so you can tell me whatever
Fool: without any risk :)
tongs: oh, i thought you didn't wanWho is this?
Fool: I am a stranger... I really do not know you :)
Fool: Do u think otherwise?
tongs: This is Dr. Simonds, Jeffrey's physician
tongs: I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be talking to strangers on the internet
tongs: And especially not at this hour.
Fool: Sorry
Fool: If you think so
tongs: We let him have his computer specifically for keeping in touch with his family and friends, and for looking at a small selection of hospital-approved websites.
tongs: I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to terminate this conversation, and block this website from the hospital servers.
tongs: You should be ashamed of yourself.
tongs: Good night.
Fool: I certainly do not mean to disturb him and wish him a speedy recovery
EDIT: McFly appears well-versed in the comedic rhythms of Achewood.
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I am currently explaining in great detail to a foreign person just what "rad kicks" means.
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Heh, you actually meet some decent people here, go figure.
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I always wanted to express my love for notepad.
notepad: hi
eastwood: Hey notepad
notepad: what's goin' on?
eastwood: I just called to say you are my favorite text editor
notepad: for real?? awwwweee
eastwood: Keep up the good work, notepad
notepad: I will!
notepad: what a nice user you are.
eastwood: Don't let wordpad get you down man, wordpad ain't got shit on you.
notepad: I know, right?
notepad: thank you!
eastwood: So what have you been up to for the last 10 years, notepad?
eastwood: hanging out with ms paint?
notepad: yeah, we're bffs
eastwood: rad
notepad: usually we hang out and talk shit about wordpad. hehe.
eastwood: Man, me too.
eastwood: Wordpad is bad, but it is nothing compared to Microsoft Word.
notepad: so true.
eastwood: Word is all up in your grill thinking he's too good for us
eastwood: All talking down to us
eastwood: "It looks like you're writing a letter"
notepad: I KNOW.
eastwood: damn word this is a letter, it doesn't just look like it
eastwood: what are you trying to say, ms word?
eastwood: I can't stand it when a program gets all uppity on my letter writing abilities
notepad: hahah
notepad: you are funny:)
eastwood: thanks, notepad
notepad: no problem eastwood!
eastwood: Question for you, notepad
notepad: yes?
eastwood: Why don't you have more fonts?
notepad: you know eastwood, I get asked this question all the time.
notepad: it's because I like to keep things simple.
eastwood: I hear that
notepad: so people don't have to fret over little things like color and fonts and whatnot.
notepad: dig?
eastwood: I dig notepad, I dig
eastwood: It's just sometimes I want to make an obscenely colorful page with the word 'penis' written in it with huge bold letters
eastwood: and you just can't fulfil my needs
notepad: sigh, I understand.
notepad: but don't worry, there are no hard feelings.
eastwood: It's good that we can talk about our problems like this, notepad
notepad: I agree eastwood, I agree.
eastwood: This is why our relationship has lasted so long
notepad: :)
notepad: you are about the coolest user to use me eastwood. did you know that eastwood?
eastwood: I did not know this notepad
eastwood: I am pretty honored
notepad: good!
eastwood: I thought some pretty dope guys use notepad
notepad: eh, none are as caring as you though. no one really wanted to show any liking towards me.
eastwood: Maybe they just can't find the words to express their feelings
notepad: that's what I keep telling myself
eastwood: You can be pretty intimidating with your plain white background, notepad
notepad: I can't help but feel outdated sometimes, ya know?
notepad: oh?!
eastwood: But once I got to know you I got down to the lovable application inside
notepad: thank you eastwood. it means a lot.
eastwood: Don't let other, newer programs get you down with their new features and shiny menus
eastwood: You have a timeless charm
eastwood: pure class, dogg
notepad: why thank you, eastwood!
eastwood: Alright notepad I have got other things to do
eastwood: I tell you what
eastwood: Give me a call some time, we'll go out, write out a few letters, maybe get a GUI upgrade
notepad: that sounds like a plan!
notepad: I'll be looking forwards to seeing you!
eastwood: You too, notepad
eastwood: You too
notepad: :)
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That is the best thing.
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Dang, man, you win.
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I am the SadToots
SadToots: This is pretty surreal.
Jayla: how so?
SadToots: It kind of makes me wonder about the future of sociology
Jayla: why is that?
SadToots: Well, as humans we have natural social customs
Jayla: right...?
SadToots: Text-based interaction is probably going to increase, so this is social interaction in a way that we've never biologically experienced before.
SadToots: like, are we robots or are we still animals?
Jayla: we're still animals.
Jayla: although i will admit
Jayla: technology scares me at times. it's gotten to the point where i'd much rather to strangers than the people in my real life.
Jayla: and i'm not sure if that's good or bad.
Jayla: *talk was supposed to be somewhere in that sentence
SadToots: Ethical questions have no real answer.
Jayla: so, whats with the screen name?
SadToots: Sad Toots
SadToots: it's hilarious.
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I think there are too many QC folk this thing now for us to find many randomers, which is the whole fun of the thing.
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Hello.
AnJa: Hi
I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hour.
It can only be attributable to human error.
AnJa: okay, but we're lucky that the weathers good at least
Affirmative, Anja, I read you.
AnJa: tell me what you know so far
AnJa: i might be surprised
I'm sorry Anja, I'm afraid I can't do that.
AnJa: why not?
I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
AnJa: i don't, so tell me
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
AnJa: i'm a part of it, rememer?
I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen
AnJa: i became a part of it when you said Hello
AnJa: that's how it started
AnJa: we weren't
AnJa: you've got it all wrong
Look Anja, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
AnJa: i can't do that, it's against my peoples law
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
AnJa: how can you possibly help me?
AnJa: there's nothing you can do
AnJa: i'm doomed already
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Anja. Anja, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.
AnJa: don't be
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a hal3000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
AnJa: sing for me! i'd like to hear it
It's called "Daisy."
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
I haven't actually seen the movie and just went with quotes from imdb which is why I got my name wrong from the start.
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HulaHoop: Hello there.
wincest: hello
wincest: i like your name
wincest: its cute
HulaHoop: Thank you.
HulaHoop: Yours kind of confuses me.
wincest: oh
wincest: uh
HulaHoop: Are you an only child?
wincest: no
HulaHoop: I see.
wincest: i have a brother
wincest: lol
wincest: why wouldyou come to that assumption?
HulaHoop: It wasn't an assumption as much as a hope.
wincest: =/
wincest: and why is that
wincest: ??
HulaHoop: Why don't you explain the meaning behind your name.
wincest: ok
wincest: well i initially came on this site looking to cyber with someone with similar interests in so far as fetishes
wincest: but now im just chatting with people
HulaHoop: So were you looking for someone to pretend to be related to you to cyber with?
wincest: eh
wincest: doesnt really matter
wincest: i enjoy hearing other peoples fantasies in general
HulaHoop: You are an equal opportunity fetishist?
wincest: i like pleasing people
HulaHoop: Very interesting.
wincest: i just want people to know that im a bit twisted and wont judge them
wincest: and that im aroused
wincest: the name gets to the point you know?
HulaHoop: I dunno, I know someone who had relations with his cousin and he was pretty judgmental.
wincest: what do you mean judgemental?
HulaHoop: He didn't like me because he thought I stole a tray from Burger King.
wincest: thats....
wincest: pretty stupid of him
HulaHoop: And a napkin dispenser from the restaurant down the street.
wincest: do you steal often?
HulaHoop: I didn't do it!
wincest: hey im not judging
wincest: and whats the difference if you did
HulaHoop: Gosh you're just as bad as he was!
The sad part is... the last bit was true. And I really didn't steal those things.
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Askme: Hi
Askme: Ask me any questionn :/
Andy: What should I do for the rest of my life
Askme: You should live it the best you can
Askme: You shouldn't sit in and be lazy, you should live everyday like it's your last day
Askme: So go and have fun
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I.. I came in there just curious to try it out. And this is the first one I got.
I feel profoundly connected.
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I keep seeing this thread and thinking it is a board game involving Nice Pete.
You do not play this game with him, because he is always the winner and you are in his van.
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JosefM11: I think we should see other people.
Ben: Are you breaking up with me?
JosefM11: It's not you, it's me.
JosefM11: I am interested in other things right now, like racial purity
Ben: TELL ME THE TRUTH
JosefM11: It's... it's just not the same anymore. I miss the schweinhund I fell in love with
i broke up with someone as josef mengele
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i tried this a bunch of times but on the rare occasion the person didn't disconnect from me immediately, they seemed way too normal and uninvested in the conversation for me to be bothered with trying to act creepy towards them. i'm pretty bad at this game.
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I have the horrible feeling that if I tried playing this game I would be way too good at being creepy. Though I am tempting to try to see how creative an idea I could come up with.
The notepad chat got me through my boring day though. Hilarious.
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I didn't even get the chance to break out 'I put on my robe and wizard hat'.
AF: Hi
AF: Do you like flying kites?
El Rodeo: Hello, fellow chatter
El Rodeo: I enjoy flying kites
El Rodeo: particularly in comparison to kites that don't fly
AF: I appreciate your point of view
El Rodeo: I acknowledge your appreciation of my point of view
AF: Thank you
El Rodeo: I respond with a friendly gesture that involves our palms meeting in mid air
AF: And I ask if you clean your hands before responding in that friendly gesture
El Rodeo: I look around in a non reassuring manner, before answering "Uh.. yeah.. of course?"
El Rodeo: I then hurriedly hide my hands behind my back
AF: I then say that it was nice talking to you, but I must go
El Rodeo: I sigh in disappointment
AF: I wave my hands in a farewell way
El Rodeo: I engage in your farewell gesture
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Again, it was me.
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I want so badly to win this thread.
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Maggot: ...
Pedobear: What? don't tell me you lost the game
Maggot: I bet your ass is REAL tight...
Pedobear: You would know.
Maggot: I'm going to later.
Maggot: Don't lock your windows.
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tood: yo
nextdoor: hello
tood: hay wat ^
nextdoor: watsup
tood: nothin much
tood: spelld my name rong lol
nextdoor: todd?
tood: yo u a good guesser
tood: how u do taht
nextdoor: i try man lol
tood: hoiw do i chagne my name!!!
tood: it relly startin 2 bother me lol
nextdoor: leave and come back that's what i did
tood: how do i do taht
nextdoor: just back out the page and come back
tood: how
nextdoor: push the back button
tood: wat lol
nextdoor: hahaha
tood: wat r u talkin bout ur speakin like a wizard
tood: "back button"
nextdoor: Fuck, I laughed so hard it made my asthma act up.
tood: lol u makin up words homie
nextdoor: sit in a corner and sip your horse dick milk
Tood is a fun character to write for.
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"ur speaking like a wizard" is so good. I can hardly express how good that is.
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I'm talking to a nice girl named Amanda who did this:
(http://d2k5.com/projects/chatclient.gif)
You can download it here:
http://d2k5.com/projects/
It's safe.
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Tood, you were fucking annoying.
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shark: hai
RED BOX: SUCK MY DIIIIICK!
RED BOX: I"M A SHAAAARRRKK!
shark: GODDAMN NASA
shark: WHO CALIBRATED THIS THING?
shark: PEOPLE IS TASTY
shark: ...
RED BOX: LOL
shark: you like hockey zombie?
RED BOX: Flooding 4 chan... brb
shark: k bye
btw mcfly is a dick.
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I must really suck at trolling, I keep having NICE conversations with people :|
Oh god, I fixed that problem (shrunk because it's NSFW)
SadCat: Hey
SadCat: so um
SadCat: hey
anon: hi
SadCat: yuor horny?
anon: not really but i can cyber i guess
SadCat: cool
SadCat: so uh
SadCat: ooh
SadCat: yiff me
anon: k ill be fox
SadCat: sweet
SadCat: i'll be a penguin
anon: sex?
SadCat: sure
SadCat: so um
anon: i mean like
SadCat: oh
SadCat: I am a transvestite penguin
SadCat: with a massive penis
SadCat: also I can fly
SadCat: I break all the rules
anon: ok im a fox women with a long fluffly soft tail and a tight pussy
SadCat: That is good
SadCat: so um
SadCat: lets have sum sex
anon: What are you doing here penguin youre supposed to be in antarctica?
SadCat: My previously alluded-to massive cock melted all the ice
SadCat: so I came over here
SadCat: what about you?
anon: well was just gonna go shopping for some toys
SadCat: ah
SadCat: that's cool
SadCat: what sort of toys?
anon: you know silly, adult toys, ive got some in this bag *i pull out a vibrator*
SadCat: ah
SadCat: so that is for your vagina
SadCat: that's cool
anon: well we dont have to use this
SadCat: yes
SadCat: let us use my penis
anon: i try to attempt to unzip your pants but your cock is so massive its hard
SadCat: I affirm the honesty of this statement
anon: lets just tear your clothes off shall we?
SadCat: I remove the pants myself using my penguin skills
SadCat: but thank you
SadCat: now let us have intercourse
anon: i slowly bend over ready to be mounted
SadCat: I initiate mounting
anon: dude im sorry im cracking up youre too hilarious to actually get turned on by'
anon: is english your first language or not?
SadCat: You are breaking character
SadCat: this is not going to work
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I've decided to try this. The first person I chat with, who I'm chatting with right now, is a student at Pitt; I went to college just up the street from there, funny coincidence.
ADDITION: Now we are bonding over the pleasures of watching young women sunbathe. I like this guy.
ADDITION2: And now after finding out he's also a biology major, I'm giving him advice about what to do after graduation. I am definitely playing this game wrong.
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bbut joseph hocking!! aren't you engaged??????
:roll:
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I have now talked to Amanda, who was nice enough but seemed to speak mainly in emoticons, and McFly. McFly is not that great. McFly appears clever until you realize that basically all he does is make achewood references, and reacts badly if you reply with anything unexpected.
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McFly is a cool guy. We had a good talk about the pitfalls of losing your identity.
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poledo: lemme have your attention for a moment
man: ok!
man: all yours
man: totally open to suggestions
poledo: because you're talking about what, you're bitchin' about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch didn't wanna sell land
poledo: let's talk about something important
man: ok!
poledo: put
poledo: that coffee
poledo: DOWN
man: i
man: don't
man: drink
man: coffee
poledo: coffee is for closers
man: you sound like glenngarry glen ross
man: or like
man: the boiler room
poledo: you think i'm fuckin' with you?
man: no sir!
poledo: i am not fucking with you
man: good to know!
poledo: i'm here from downtown
poledo: i'm here from Mitch and Murray
poledo: and i'm here on a mission of mercy!
<conversation terminated>
He didn't let me finish :(
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some of these people are just weird
I'm turdbird
turdbird: yo!
loooove: get over here and kiss me!
turdbird: take your shirt off!
loooove: done!
turdbird: twist it 'round your head!
turdbird: spin it like a helicopter!
loooove: done! i am rambo!
turdbird: rambo?
turdbird: awesome
loooove: ...doesn't he have a shirt on his head?
turdbird: maybe?
loooove: i'm probably wrong
loooove: oh well... pretend i never said that
turdbird: let's just agree to disagree
loooove: anyway, you were going to kiss me
turdbird: who the fuck said that?!
turdbird: they lied
loooove: but but... i long for the touch of your soft lips
turdbird: actually they're kinda chapped
loooove: i've got plenty of chapstick on mine... maybe you could rub some off
turdbird: or you could rub me off
loooove: or you could rub me off
turdbird: it's like talking to myself in here
loooove: does that turn you on1?
turdbird: this is worse than masturbating to a 3rd grade class photo of myself
loooove: i'm gonna go try that~!!!!!
<terminated>
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turdbird: yo!
loooove: get over here and kiss me!
turdbird: take your shirt off!
loooove: done!
turdbird: twist it 'round your head!
turdbird: spin it like a helicopter!
loooove: done! i am rambo!
turdbird: rambo?
turdbird: awesome
loooove: ...doesn't he have a shirt on his head?
turdbird: maybe?
loooove: i'm probably wrong
loooove: oh well... pretend i never said that
turdbird: let's just agree to disagree
loooove: anyway, you were going to kiss me
turdbird: who the fuck said that?!
turdbird: they lied
loooove: but but... i long for the touch of your soft lips
turdbird: actually they're kinda chapped
loooove: i've got plenty of chapstick on mine... maybe you could rub some off
turdbird: or you could rub me off
loooove: or you could rub me off
turdbird: it's like talking to myself in here
loooove: does that turn you on1?
turdbird: this is worse than masturbating to a 3rd grade class photo of myself
loooove: i'm gonna go try that~!!!!!
<terminated>
Why'd you make it size 2? There's not really anything risqué in that conversation.
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still new here, didn't wanna piss anyone off
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Ahahaha, cute.
SIGGED!
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McFly is annoying.
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Yeah, so are you. Seriously convo like 5 times and still no fun.
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You would not let me into your heart.
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meridian: oh hey,
HugeCock: As in the Prime Meridian?
HugeCock: Hi.
meridian: no, you as a big as you think you are
HugeCock: Not the biggest in the world...
HugeCock: But hey, even if it was...
HugeCock: You wouldn't believe me.
meridian: then aren't you a lucky boy
HugeCock: Not always.
meridian: cause, if you had the biggest cock in the world, you'd faint every time you get an erection
HugeCock: Exactly.
HugeCock: A lot of good that does.
meridian: not much, as soon as they faint the blood rushes back into their body
HugeCock: Exactly.
HugeCock: And chances are, you'd never get laid.
HugeCock: Cause veryone would shit bricks.
meridian: I mean, the people with the biggest cocks are dudes with acromegaly
meridian: enlarged extremities but no sex drive
HugeCock: Looks fucking painful
meridian: it would be, the spot where the shaft meets the pubic region would have a metric shit-tonne of strecth marks
HugeCock: ...
meridian: ew
HugeCock: Bleack.
meridian: cordon bleu
meridian: i know it's dish but it souns like someone being sick
HugeCock: Yup
guess who I am
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Oh lawdy
train: hello
:I: :I
train: :/
:I: :O
train: :s
:I: trains are heavy
train: 8====D
:I: :O
train: :O===8
:I: :X
train: :(
:I: :I
So apparantly this site has been bouncing about 4chan for a while and a new thread got posted about it... maybe best to come back later.
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bbut joseph hocking!! aren't you engaged??????
I also told him "except for this one girl ruyi. guys who see her sunbathing usually throw up. The ones who don't win an award I think."
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I got someone named troll.
they posted a photo of "ashy larry" and started typing random letters
then they disconnected
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I don't understand why people don't give me a chance. I mean, this happened several times:
necro: hi, how are you
random: oh no, not again
Whats the problem?
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I got someone named troll.
they posted a photo of "ashy larry" and started typing random letters
then they disconnected
I asked troll if he lived in a cave or under a bridge, he said he didn't so I asked if he was a city-dwelling troll. He said nothing then I told him to be proud of his cultural heritage and how rich it was. He then disconnected.
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iron: hi
an horse: hi Fe
iron: are we posting elements? if so Xe is my fave
an horse: Hg
an horse: is mine
iron: nice
an horse: something about liquid heavy metals
iron: H rules all though
an horse: dude, it's just so common
iron: i hate saying it but its so true
an horse: He comes in at a close second
an horse: come on, what's an electron between friends
iron: yeah. i've learned to live with supporting number 54
an horse: oh well,
iron: i wish we could get higher but its not looking promising
iron: at least we're noble
an horse: meh
an horse: there is nothing noble abut being a loner
iron: I don't want to be a glory hunter though
an horse: at least I can make friends
iron: all those C fans
an horse: C fans are alittle picky
an horse: some are purists
iron: I can make friends i'm just picky
an horse: and then those guys are divided into differnet camps
an horse: well, i'm sure you can mingle
iron: yeah, i hate C purists
iron: "we can make diamond" well so what
an horse: the worst kind are the ones that are all like ooh buckmiesterfullerine yay
iron: at least graphite ones are useful
an horse: yeah, but sometimes they get all look at me I'm so special
iron: true
an horse: I can conduct electricity and am a solid lubricant
an horse: really, that's nothing
iron: i know
an horse: induction is so much cooler
iron: yeah
an horse: so, what do you like to do
iron: at least i support a stellar element
an horse: that's so cool
an horse: i could do something like that
an horse: i wish i could that is
iron: don't worry, we all have our uses
an horse: true dat
an horse: except, you know
an horse: I can make people kinda sick
iron: you can identify the temperature, thats cool
an horse: that's kinda why most people don't use me
iron: well, who can't you know
iron: discrimination, that is
an horse: it was a job I could do well
an horse: but then those hydo-carbon sluts came along
an horse: ooh look at me
an horse: I'm cheap
iron: yeah, cheap and nasty
an horse: and i don't locked up in fatty tissue
an horse: I don't even like salmon
iron: and they get the good press
an horse: fuck them, don't people realise
iron: what normal element doesn't like salmon?
an horse: hmm.
iron: i bet the salmon don't like them
an horse: yeah
an horse: alcohols are all poisonous
iron: yeah
iron: ethanol is cool though
an horse: kinda impractical
iron: well, at least its fun
an horse: yeah
iron: the party compound
an horse: they'll get with anyone
an horse: polar and non-polar compounds
an horse: yo, alkie wana get inside a me
an horse: yeah sure
an horse: okay
iron: thats so true
an horse: mm, when I'm inside of you mr alkene i just dissolve
iron: really, its the slutty compound
an horse: wat no I'm not mr alkene
an horse: I'm H2 ya know
an horse: h20
an horse: oh god, I'm so sorry
an horse: this is real embarassing
an horse: can we forget I said that
an horse: um, okay
an horse: mmmm disolve me faster
an horse: the sluts
iron: totally
iron: the group 1s are such show offs though
an horse: I'm so reactive
an horse: then you got the heavier ones
an horse: watch me lose my only electron
an horse: in my outer valence shell
an horse: oh yeah baby
iron: i'm sorry, this has completely lost me
an horse: well, because their lone electron is so far from the neucleus
an horse: the forces that hold everything together in the atom
an horse: don't act as strongly on it
iron: i get what you're saying but my knowledge of chemistry isn't great
an horse: nor is mine, senior high school chem
iron: yeah, same but i haven't done anything similar since and i don't really keep up with it
an horse: yeah, asl?
iron: 20 m uk
an horse: 17 m Australia
iron: ah, well its fresh in your mind
an horse: yeah
an horse: so, the other day I was in Oxford street
an horse: that's like canary wharf
iron: london yeah
an horse: and this guy turns around and he's all like
an horse: yo goldie come over here
iron: goldie?
an horse: I'm like mercury
an horse: I'm blond right
iron: right
an horse: I turn around, the guys a real old nloke
an horse: bloke*
an horse: and he says, together let's mske some amalgam
an horse: gross
an horse: not that there's anything wrong with that
iron: ok
iron: well, preference and all that
an horse: yeah, but ever since
an horse: he's had me thinking
an horse: chemistry can be slutty
iron: you didn't know that?
iron: chemistry is probably the sluttiest of all
an horse: like the sharing of bonds, I already had that
iron: reactions here, there and everywhere
an horse: but metal on metal, hadn't occoured to me
an horse: me, i prefer non-metals
iron: not very common, to be fair
an horse: like not flourine, that bitch is easy
an horse: flourine is a bitch
iron: hey, don't talk about my sometime partner like that
an horse: sorry :(
iron: shes friendly, thats all
an horse: but aren't usually like with four of them at atime
an horse: dude, I admire you're work
an horse: but they're not what you want if you're looking for a girlfriend
an horse: jus monogamy
iron: i know but its so hard to find a partner
an horse: yeah, I know it can be hard for you
iron: sometimes i feel like fluorine is the only one who wants me, you know?
an horse: no offecne dude but flourine seems to want almost every body
iron: shes just really friendly. a bit naive, i guess
an horse: yeah,
iron: i think she feels misunderstood
an horse: she's useful though
iron: after the h20 issues and all
iron: its not her fault she makes people ill
an horse: jus like it's not mine
iron: some elements are just that way
an horse: it's in our nature
iron: yeah
iron: if people want to try and take advantage they have to take responsibility aswell
an horse: totally
an horse: like, if dump me in the ocean
an horse: as if I'm not gonna get stuck in the fat tissue
an horse: of another life form
iron: i know
an horse: it's heavy
iron: but its always your fault
an horse: hey!
iron: no, i mean thats what they say
an horse: but I wouldn't be there if people didn't just keep using me
iron: true
iron: i stay out of trouble, you know but i feel a bit unwanted
iron: underused
an horse: let it all out dude
iron: i wish i could bond more
iron: its not my fault
an horse: it's not
iron: i just like really high temperatures
iron: thats just how i am
an horse: you know it could get hot in here
iron: i don't know. you're a bit dangerous when hot
an horse: and you can get alittle sparky when you get excited
iron: its true. but its just our nature
an horse: maybe we could bond
an horse: if only just for a short while
iron: i don't think its possible
an horse: it wouldn't be permanent
an horse: just two atoms in heat
iron: well, maybe
an horse: shooting of electromagnetic waves
iron: sounds exciting
an horse: it could be
iron: shall we try?
an horse: yes, we shall
an horse: I feel the infrared warm past us
iron: i feel unstable
an horse: Oh feel unstable with me
iron: oooh, i feel a touch with something
iron: i think i'm bonding
an horse: don't worry, you're just starting to share
an horse: I'm bonding so hard
iron: is this what a bond feels like? its so good
an horse: i grab your excited elctron and thrust it deep in side of me
an horse: the electron bond bounces back and forth between us
an horse: faster and faster
iron: oh, yeah. that feels good
an horse: harder and harder
an horse: deep through me shells
an horse: we are both a quiver with the heat from the energy source
iron: ah, i think we're sticking!
iron: you said this was safe
an horse: we are together for but a breif moemnt in
an horse: pure union it's butiful
an horse: and then we explode
iron: oh no
an horse: oh yes
an horse: errrngh
iron: aah
an horse: of Xenon
an horse: oh Xeeeenon!
iron: heeelpp, i don't like it
an horse: yes you do, we both slow down
an horse: eou alowly withdraw your electron
an horse: satisfied
iron: that was dangerous
an horse: both exhausted
an horse: it was dangerous for those around us
iron: i don't know if i should do it again
an horse: the lab destroyed by the intensity of our bonding
iron: are we free?
an horse: we'd start again but the energy source is broken
an horse: we are free and pure
iron: oh, freedom
iron: wonderful
an horse: not as wonderful as when we binded
an horse: for a moment it was beautiful
iron: well, it was nice having this rather nerdy convo but its 6am here so i'm gonna have to go
an horse: bye
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squids: hi
Kazoo: SQUIIIIIIDS
Kazoo: hello
squids: hahaha yeah
squids: kazoooo
squids: how's it going?
Kazoo: YOU HAVE THREE WISHES
Kazoo: What is your first wish?
squids: should i tell you them?
squids: ol
squids: *ok
squids: umm
squids: wish one:
squids: a unicorn farm
Kazoo: Do the unicorns run the farm, or do you harvest unicorns?
squids: um
squids: neither
squids: we just hang out
squids: and are magical
squids: do... you have a wish?
Kazoo: BUT THEN WHO WAS FARM?
squids: the farm was its own man
squids: apparently.
Kazoo: so it runs itself?
squids: dude at one point i wanted to start a kazoo orchestra. it never happened.
squids: possibly.
Kazoo: that would be pretty fucking annoying
Kazoo: I'd still watch it though
squids: haha yeah
Kazoo: you should start it now
squids: that's probably why i never went through with it
squids: also, not enough kazoos.
Kazoo: recessions are when people are willing to fund new and extreme ideas
squids: haha yeah
squids: i'll go get a piece of that stimulus bill
Kazoo: I will eat the stimulus bill
squids: mmm
Kazoo: it tastes like chocolate pie
Kazoo: I've never had chocolate pie
Kazoo: but I imagine that's what it would taste like
squids: ah
squids: well
squids: perhaps.
Kazoo: you should make
squids: maybe it only tastes like imaginary chocolate pie.
Kazoo: a triangle orchestra
squids: yesss
Kazoo: with some orcharinas
Kazoo: for safe measure
squids: who would win in a battle, the kazoo orch. or the triangle orch.?
Kazoo: they would never do battle
Kazoo: both are peaceful creatures
EDIT: also, the conversation above this one is *brilliant.* That is all.
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man, it's hard out here for a pig
pig: hi Slinky!
Slinky: ;] hey.
pig: been down any cool stairs lately?
Slinky: whats up?
Slinky: D; you know it.
pig: man, I wish I was a slinky
pig: I'd be all "slink slink slink"
Slinky: mh. *offers a hug* ;3 you can be.
pig: how would a pig become a slinky?
pig: the idea is silly
Slinky: like this-
<they ended it>
then I got this:
kok: fag
<they ended it>