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Title: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 09 Feb 2009, 05:50
We need a yo' mama thread!


I'll begin with a half-assed one, hopefully you can all do better

Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the fourth grade
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Sox on 09 Feb 2009, 05:53
Your mother would think this is a terrible thread idea, and her standards are low.
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Post by: Sir Tacopuss on 09 Feb 2009, 06:42
fail
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: tania on 09 Feb 2009, 07:02
yo mama's so fat she broke her leg and hot bloody fat sprayed everywhere

some even got on the mayor
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Hat on 09 Feb 2009, 07:03
NOT THE MAYOR
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Hat on 09 Feb 2009, 07:03
Someone just post the achewood where Phillipe is talking dirty with the dudes and lock this thread, someone.
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Post by: Gilead on 09 Feb 2009, 07:30
Yo mama so fat she's going to have serious health problems down the line.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Feb 2009, 08:27
Yo' mama so ugly she had some plastic surgery and she looks alright now, I guess.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Hat on 09 Feb 2009, 08:29
Yo mama is so fat that she had to pay for two airline seats and this sparked off deep-seated self-esteem problems that had laid dormant since she was a somewhat overweight child,  and when she got home she took a shotgun into the bath with her, put on a Joni Mitchell record and blew her brains out all over the wall and now you are an orphan and being beaten and molested daily in a foster home where nobody cares for you and you cannot possible escape from.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Feb 2009, 08:38
Yo' mama so redundant she's yo' mama.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Sox on 09 Feb 2009, 08:40
You guys destroyed a perfect thread that should have ended after my first post. I hope you're happy with yourselfs.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Feb 2009, 08:42
Yo' mama destroyed a perfect thread that should have ended after my first post. I hope you're happy with yourselfs.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Hat on 09 Feb 2009, 08:43
Sorry you are not a mod darryl.

Maybe you are not talking about Don Caballero enough.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Wolf on 09 Feb 2009, 11:26
Sorry yo Mama's not a mod darryl.

Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Dazed on 09 Feb 2009, 12:35
Yo mama so fat she will one day die pathetically and tragically of a heart ailment, and you will be forced to have her lifted out of the house via crane a la Gilbert Grape. Along the misery of having a dead mother, the crane will also break under the strain of her immense weight, and she will plummet through the floor, destroying the structure's integrity and leaving you homeless, because the insurance company refuses to cover dead fat mothers falling off of cranes. You will become hooked on crack, and anorexic, out of fear of winding up like your mother. Eventually, you will die alone and unloved in an alley, where your body will be discovered 3 weeks later.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Wolf on 09 Feb 2009, 14:04
Sorry yo mama says you're adopted, Darryl.

ps i hope this is not true it would be very awkward
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Social Bacon on 09 Feb 2009, 14:08
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8981/hawkingsk5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Wolf on 09 Feb 2009, 14:22
yo mamas so old she fell down and broke her hip, luckily she had life alert and was able to get an ambulance to come and pick her up.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 09 Feb 2009, 14:29
Yo' mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Post by: DonInKansas on 09 Feb 2009, 14:51
Yo momma teef so yella when she smiles traffic slows down.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 09 Feb 2009, 15:26
Yo' momma so fat the guys at Dunkin' Donuts want to cut her off but the shithead manager won't let 'em.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 09 Feb 2009, 15:28
Seriously man, they're all like "you see the size of that lady who comes in here all the time?  Jesus christ man, she must be what, 200kg?  Something like that.  That's just not healthy man, I don't feel comfortable contributing to her health situation at all" and the manager is all like "YOU'RE NOT PAID TO THINK, YOU'RE PAID TO SELL DONUTS, NOW SELL SOME FUCKING DONUTS YOU FUCKS"
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Slick on 09 Feb 2009, 15:28
yo mamma's so fat that someone else has already made the absurdist post I would have made so I guess now I'll just say yo mamma jokes aren't terribly funny. I mean, I have heard some hilarious ones, and I quite liked that hawking one, but, you know, why do you want to dump a whole bunch of junk down in a thread someplace? Wouldn't the world be much more fun to live in if people got really jazzed about everything they read because people got really thrilled about writing only things that they thought people would dig and man, I need a new avatar and I wish there was someway I could make my avatar the first two seconds of 'Heart Of The Sunrise' because that would be great.



p.s. man fuck you est for making shit funny and trying to post when I'm trying to post
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 09 Feb 2009, 15:30
They're thinking about some kind of strike, but they're not in a union and they're on minimum wage so what can they do really?
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 09 Feb 2009, 15:32
James I am just tellin' it like it is.  Maybe his momma should rotate Dunkin' Donuts stores or something so they don't feel so bad.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 09 Feb 2009, 15:34
I mean, if she wants to be fat that's one thing.  But when her problem starts to affect other people's lives she's got to maybe start thinking about the situation and being a little more respectful of other people's circumstances.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 09 Feb 2009, 15:39
Yo' mama so fat she got her owna Area Code.

Oh yeah, when I wanna visit her, I just look up 87S**T!

Oh snap.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Melodic on 09 Feb 2009, 15:51
Your mother is so fat that in the near future when extremely obese women become sexually desirable as defined by the mainstream media, she will appear on the cover of various lewd magazines in very little clothing.

Then again, yo mama so fat that even a lotta clothing is a little clothing.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 09 Feb 2009, 16:05
Yo mama's so fat I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Christophe on 09 Feb 2009, 16:09
Yo mama's so fat, she put every steamroller company out of business
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Inlander on 09 Feb 2009, 16:18
Your mother is really not all that fat at all, she just holds herself to an unrealistic standard due to the media's constant and ongoing presentation of unhealthily thin women as the ideal of feminine beauty.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 09 Feb 2009, 16:39
Pardon me Harry, but I would have to disagree.  Bitch is fat.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Inlander on 09 Feb 2009, 16:42
She's not fat Estaben, she's womanly.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Eris on 09 Feb 2009, 17:09
She's Curvy
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 09 Feb 2009, 17:27
She's morbidly obese.
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 09 Feb 2009, 17:33
Yo mama so fat I stand next to her to look thin.

It works, too.
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Post by: Wolf on 09 Feb 2009, 17:56
She's Thick
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Dunnoe on 09 Feb 2009, 18:06
yo momma so fat she achieved nuclear fusion, went supernova, and ate herself into a black hole after she ate that one last Twinkie.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Feb 2009, 19:07
To quote Dovey, yo' mama so fat she got two myspace accounts.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: phooey on 09 Feb 2009, 19:29
Yo' mama is so fat that she can no longer bear to look at herself in the mirror, no longer button the top of her pants.  She ties a sweater around what used to be her waist so that nobody can see the fly from which a distended, stretchmarked belly balloons.  She faces slight resistance from the doorframe against her drooping, engorged saddlebags, and has to ignore the stares as she goes about her daily, sedentary business.  Her office job doesn't help her weight.  She is a telemarketer, and a bad one at that - whenever anybody hangs up on her, she cannot help but shovel into her mouth yet one more handful of cheesy, salty snacks that she keeps in a Costco bucket underneath the desk. 

Yo' mama is so fat that in her cubicle she has thousands and thousands of Cathy cartoons papering the walls that peel slightly from the fomcor in the humidity - having Cathy tell her that ack, she doesn't fit into her swimsuit anymore, either makes her feel infinitesimally better about herself.  With the advent of the internet, she began using search engines to find images of those with impossibly perfect bodies - the movie stars, the porn stars, and the photoshopped alike. 

Yo' mama is so fat that when she gets home from work that night, she thinks of how papa left.  You left her too, you know - not in the same way, but everyone left her just the same.  She sighs when she looks at the wedding photo (everyone looks so happy) that she still keeps on the mantle, and fingers the colt pistol in her meaty hands, and tosses it nimbly between shaking, sausagelike digits.

Yo' mama is so fat that she puts the muzzle in her mouth, and her swollen finger pulls flaccidly at the trigger.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Feb 2009, 19:32
Yo' mama so fat, they had to cut off wide swaths of fat to put her in a coffin.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: phooey on 09 Feb 2009, 19:35
Yo' mama's so fat that it actually has more to do with class and genetic predisposition so please stop calling her boom boom booty-ass cry at night and the children can hear her through the paper thin walls and they're sad that mommy is broken
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 09 Feb 2009, 19:39
Yo' mama so fat they put the swathes of fat into another, smaller coffin.  Kind of like a baby coffin, only full of fat.  A lady passing by who didn't know your momma started crying because she thought it was a lady who died in childbirth being buried with her baby in a coffin by her side.

Someone told her what the deal was and she snickered a little before catching herself and saying "oh, I mean uh, that's so terrible" and leaving before she started laughing again.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Gilead on 09 Feb 2009, 19:56
Yo mama so fat that when she gave birth to you it took the doctors 3 days to dig you out.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 09 Feb 2009, 19:59
Yo' mama so fat that I love her very much, and I just want you to know that I'm not trying to replace your dad, but I'd like for us to at least be friends.  Do you want to go miniature golfing tomorrow, sport?
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Cernunnos on 09 Feb 2009, 20:06
Your mother is a nice lady, and you are very lucky to have her.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Spluff on 09 Feb 2009, 20:10
Yo' mama so fat that I love her very much, and I just want you to know that I'm not trying to replace your dad, but I'd like for us to at least be friends.  Do you want to go miniature golfing tomorrow, sport?

This is why it was a good thing this thread wasn't locked.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 09 Feb 2009, 20:13
Yo' mama so ugly we going to have to amputate.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: tania on 09 Feb 2009, 20:37
yeah initially i agreed with darryl but now i think you guys deserve some kind of award for saving this thread
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Inlander on 09 Feb 2009, 20:46
Your mother is very fat, but she's a seal, so it's natural and healthy. The fat insulates her from the viciously cold Antarctic oceans. Without it she would die.

Oh, and you're a seal also. In case you were wondering. Obviously, because your mother is a seal.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: tragic_pizza on 09 Feb 2009, 20:48
Yo mama teeth so yellow she spit butter.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: phooey on 09 Feb 2009, 20:49
Your mom so fat that we can all just go ahead and have a laugh at her expense

Ha - ha
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: pharmmajor on 09 Feb 2009, 21:01
Yo' mama so lame, she thinks Garfield is funny!
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: yelley on 09 Feb 2009, 22:24
Your mother is very fat, but she's a seal, so it's natural and healthy. The fat insulates her from the viciously cold Antarctic oceans. Without it she would die.

Oh, and you're a seal also. In case you were wondering. Obviously, because your mother is a seal.

this. this is the best post.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 10 Feb 2009, 01:40
Quote
luckily she had life alert and was able to get an ambulance to come and pick her up.

Yeah.  Lucky me.  :roll:

S
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 10 Feb 2009, 07:57
Yo' mama so old and crusty they cut off her leg and counted the rings to tell her age.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Christophe on 10 Feb 2009, 08:13
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the chiropractor he brings in a backhoe.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Chad K. on 10 Feb 2009, 08:23
Your mama so fat, she posts online singles ads under "BBW"... which is misleading, you know, because of the second B.  So, maybe just a "BW"  from now on.  Less hurt feelings and false expectations that way.  Because she's fat.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Wolf on 10 Feb 2009, 08:52
yo mama so old she lives in a retirement home and has alzheimers.  The only way she remembers her life is when your dad reads about it from his notebook.  You and your bratty brothers and sisters don't believe your dad and think he should move out.  He believes and at the end of the story yo mama comes out of the haze and they spend a few glorious minutes together before she returns to her haze.  It is magical.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 10 Feb 2009, 09:08
What a tear-jerking yo' mama joke
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: evernew on 10 Feb 2009, 10:56
Yo Mama so fat she ate the hamburger phone.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 10 Feb 2009, 11:50
Yo' mama so ugly she g-AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Jace on 10 Feb 2009, 11:57
Your mother is so fat that you feel the need to make jokes about how fat she is, despite her being a genuinely nice lady.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Christophe on 10 Feb 2009, 12:15
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to edit Wikipedia by writing on her computer screen.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Josefbugman on 10 Feb 2009, 15:17
Your Mother's posteir is so large that it obtained its own field of gravity that causes small paperclips to orbit it.

I try my best.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Slick on 10 Feb 2009, 15:31
Everything with mass has a gravitational field.

Way to sneaky edit your post.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 10 Feb 2009, 15:44
Everything with mass has yo' mama.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 10 Feb 2009, 16:34
Yo' mama's so vain she thinks this post is about her.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 10 Feb 2009, 18:48
Yo' mama so old she was found wandering the museum, alone.  She's okay, but she seems confused.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Slick on 10 Feb 2009, 19:18
I made something for yo mama (http://www.mediafire.com/file/qtmqihzgymj/mama.m4a)
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Post by: MrBlu on 10 Feb 2009, 21:02
Yo' dawg, I heard you liked Yo' Mama jokes, so I put yo' mama inside yo' grandmama so you can laugh at yo' mama while you laugh at yo' mama.


That was terrible.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Christophe on 10 Feb 2009, 21:16
Yo' dawg, I heard you liked Yo' Mama jokes, so I put yo' mama inside yo' grandmama so you can laugh at yo' mama while you laugh at yo' mama.


That was really fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Wolf on 10 Feb 2009, 21:20
yo mama so fat... I'm lying yo mama is so frickin hot. How is her relationship with yo daddy.  A little rocky right now you say. Excellent.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Spluff on 10 Feb 2009, 21:45
No guys, more like the ones at the top of the page.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 10 Feb 2009, 21:53
Yo mama so fat she sucks cock for a living.

Oh wait, I guess those two are actually unrelated.

My bad.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: öde on 11 Feb 2009, 05:15
Yo mama so fat- BOOM!
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: ZJGent on 11 Feb 2009, 05:24
I guess now I'll just say yo mamma jokes aren't terribly funny.


Yo' mama is dead.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Inlander on 11 Feb 2009, 05:38
Yo' mama . . .

a) so fat, turn to page 53.
b) so health-food obsessed, turn to page 78.
c) so career-minded, turn to page 96.
d) so middle-class, turn to page 122.
e) so gender flexible, turn to page 149.
f) is actually yo' sister, turn to page 203.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Sox on 11 Feb 2009, 05:40
Good one, Harry. Now we have to keep this thread going for another 201 pages, at least. What would your mother think about this?
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Wolf on 11 Feb 2009, 14:56
Yo mama claims Twilight is a literary masterpiece
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 11 Feb 2009, 14:59
OH SNAP
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: The Voice on 11 Feb 2009, 17:33
Yo' mama is not really fat, she is however pregnant with 9 kids.  See she wanted a TV show on TLC and it seemed to her that taking an unhealthy amount of fertility drugs and having a litter of children was the best way to do that.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 11 Feb 2009, 19:04
What
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Post by: Dunnoe on 11 Feb 2009, 19:07
yo momma so fat she doesn't get orgasms anymore, her hips do.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 11 Feb 2009, 19:17
Oh come on.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 11 Feb 2009, 19:37
Yo' mama so fat Anders (http://anderslovesmaria.reneengstrom.com) wouldn't fuck her.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: tommydski on 11 Feb 2009, 19:38
This thread is brutal!
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 11 Feb 2009, 19:58
Yo mama claims Twilight is a literary masterpiece
It start.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: öde on 11 Feb 2009, 20:08
Yo mama so fat and you wonder if you should start dieting soon because you eat pretty unhealthily and what if you're genetically predisposed to putting on weight?
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: öde on 11 Feb 2009, 20:09
I mean these are things you have to think about as you get older.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Slick on 11 Feb 2009, 20:13
I am disappointed that I recorded a song for yo mama and she did not like it.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 11 Feb 2009, 20:22
Yo' mama is so fat, mainly due to extreme alcoholism and binge eating, which are addictions she developed after you turned out to be such a disappointment.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Feb 2009, 21:57
Yo Mama - a haiku

Yo mama so fat -
so much like the rotund bear
before winter's fall.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 11 Feb 2009, 22:16
beautiful
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Feb 2009, 23:08
To quote Dovey, yo' mama so fat she got two myspace accounts.

Yo mama so fat I couldn't possibly take credit for this, because it is from a Jeffery Rowland comic.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Dunnoe on 12 Feb 2009, 00:09
you're moma's so fat she can't see what's in front of her and has to look straight up to see the sky.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Jace on 12 Feb 2009, 00:29
Yo mama so dumb, she did not pass high school and had to drop out and get a full time job to support having a child at 17 and out of wedlock.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Masterbainter on 12 Feb 2009, 00:37
Yo' mama is not really fat, she is however pregnant with 9 kids.  See she wanted a TV show on TLC and it seemed to her that taking an unhealthy amount of fertility drugs and having a litter of children was the best way to do that.

wasn't it 8 kids totalling 14.  I read we're not suppose to critisize her on MSN news or something...  :roll:
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 12 Feb 2009, 02:39
Yo' mama so fat that it is not so much funny as it is worrying. We're all concerned about her weight because really it is getting kind of ridiculous but, I don't know, is it really our place to interfere?
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Masterbainter on 12 Feb 2009, 04:31
Yo' Mama so fat her insurance policy tried to exclude her but instead excluded all of Maine.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: yelley on 12 Feb 2009, 09:12

wasn't it 8 kids totalling 14.  I read we're not suppose to critisize her on MSN news or something...  :roll:

yes, but the 8 kids thing has already been done. here we are talking about your mother, she felt the need to outdo that woman and have 9.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: snalin on 12 Feb 2009, 14:06
Your mother's so fat that there are totally different species living on her left and right buttocks. In the depths in between, we think life started.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 12 Feb 2009, 20:23
Your mother's so fat that there are totally different species living on her left and right buttocks. In the depths in between, we think life started.
Yo mama's so fat, we rolled up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's and her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt-crack, they thought I was lost, but I got caught by the G-Strap.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: clockworkjames on 13 Feb 2009, 02:59
Yo momma such a slut she smoked more poles than the luftwaffe.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: David_Dovey on 13 Feb 2009, 19:06

...Tell me about yo mama
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: J-cob9000 on 13 Feb 2009, 19:42
Your mother is like a brick. Rough, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.


Your mother is so fat that when they did surgery on her and taped back her rolls, a sandwich fell out.
^True story. Happened to the aunt.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Dunnoe on 13 Feb 2009, 20:36
yo momma so fat she walks with her buttocks. she has also gotten used to using her legs as a second set of arms.

yo momma was so fat she grew out of the space-time continuum and traveled back in time when she used to be skinnier, and could fit in two airplane chairs. A child stops in front of her to say yo momma was so fat she grew out of the space-time continuum and traveled back in time when she used to be skinnier, and could fit in two airplane chairs. A child stops in front of her to say yo momma was so fat she grew out of the space-time continuum and traveled back in time when she used to be skinnier, and could fit in two airplane chairs. A child stops in front of her to say ...
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 13 Feb 2009, 22:19
Your mother is like a brick. Rough, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.


Your mother is so fat that when they did surgery on her and taped back her rolls, a sandwich fell out.
^True story. Happened to the aunt.
Gross, dude.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: the_pied_piper on 16 Feb 2009, 17:06
Yo momma so stupid she thought Euler was a hockey player.

[I was coerced into putting this up, btw]
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 16 Feb 2009, 17:10
Yo' mama so fat she OH GOD SHUT UP.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: LittleKey on 16 Feb 2009, 17:39
Yo' mama is so fat that she tried to go to fat camp, but she couldn't fit through the door of the bus.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: öde on 16 Feb 2009, 18:48
Yo mama is so fat they had to take her away to be killed.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 16 Feb 2009, 20:22
Yo' mama so fat Oregon's climate is heavily influenced by the Pacific Ocean.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 16 Feb 2009, 20:23
Yo' mama so fat Japan's GDP is $33,596 USD per capita
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 16 Feb 2009, 20:35
Yo' mama so fat that when Hulk Hogan wrestled in Japan in the early 90s they nicknamed him "Ichiban", or "Number One" and his moves were far more technical than the usual power-based moves used in US-based wrestling at the time.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 16 Feb 2009, 20:41
Yo' mama so goddamn motherfucking fat Kristi goddamn Yamaguchi and Mark motherfuckin' Ballas performed a shitdicking cha-cha-cha to a house band cover of Lionel THE GODDAMN FUCKING STEAMBOAT Ritchie's classic 1986 hit "Dancing on the Ceiling" for their GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS FUCK YOU performance in the season 6 finals of Dancing With The FUCK YOU YOU CUNTS FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU Stars.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: est on 16 Feb 2009, 20:42
OH FUCKING GOD DAMNIT SHE'S SO GOD DAMN FUCKING FAT
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Inlander on 16 Feb 2009, 23:41
Yo Yo Ma sewed that fat suit.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 17 Feb 2009, 00:32
I think est is sad.
































































About his mama.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: LittleKey on 17 Feb 2009, 01:12
Est, trying to post a yo' mama joke after that brilliant tirade is like in school during project presentations, when you have to present your project right after that one kid that always overdoes it and shows up everyone in class.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Inlander on 17 Feb 2009, 01:50
Yo-ho-ho man, sue for that tart.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: clockworkjames on 17 Feb 2009, 04:11
Yo momma so fat not even diabetes wants to be inside her.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: snalin on 17 Feb 2009, 06:58
Yo' mama's fatter than the size font est just used.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: clockworkjames on 17 Feb 2009, 07:36
Exactly how brutal can we go with these without being banned? I am holding back my best ones that I like to keep stored up for retorts that shock someone so bad they fall silent and perhaps cry a little.

Only to be used to burn a bridge you know?
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: LittleKey on 17 Feb 2009, 16:19
i'm not sure but i wanna hear those ones.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Inlander on 17 Feb 2009, 16:26
Yuma man's soft threat.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 17 Feb 2009, 22:29
Yo mama so fat, she ate her way out of an orphanage/morgue.


That didn't have any food.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 00:39
Yo' mama so fat that when Hulk Hogan wrestled in Japan in the early 90s they nicknamed him "Ichiban", or "Number One" and his moves were far more technical than the usual power-based moves used in US-based wrestling at the time.

Man really?
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: evernew on 18 Feb 2009, 05:59
Yo Yo Ma sewed that fat suit.

This is the winner.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Feb 2009, 06:18
If yo mama was a font, she'd be all like 75 points or some shit. Maybe even 76. Fo' real. Probably arial, or something similar, 'cause she's a cheap knockoff. Of Helvetica.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: snalin on 18 Feb 2009, 13:12
yo' moma so fa... oh, she's pregnant?
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Ozymandias on 18 Feb 2009, 13:22
Yo' mama so fat that when Hulk Hogan wrestled in Japan in the early 90s they nicknamed him "Ichiban", or "Number One" and his moves were far more technical than the usual power-based moves used in US-based wrestling at the time.

Yeah, I want to discuss this now.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Tom on 19 Feb 2009, 18:17
Your daughter is significantly overweight.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: J-cob9000 on 19 Feb 2009, 19:35
yo mama so phat.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 01 Mar 2009, 00:38
Yo mama so fat Ferdinand Magellan is still trying to go around the world on her.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Wolf on 02 Mar 2009, 12:58
Yo mama so fat Ferdinand Magellan is still trying to go around her.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 11 Mar 2009, 20:06
Yo' mama so fat she bends light rays.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: clockworkjames on 12 Mar 2009, 00:25
[BALEETED] (I did it for you)

(I can take it a few steps further if need be)
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Inlander on 12 Mar 2009, 00:26
Actually I'm sorely tempted to delete that post simply because it has absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Mar 2009, 01:44
Yo' mama so fat she taller when she lyin' down.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: evernew on 12 Mar 2009, 06:32
Yo Mama so fat she bumped this thread without being near a computer.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 12 Mar 2009, 10:32
Yo Mama so fat she needs a quadruple bypass
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Wolf on 12 Mar 2009, 10:58
yo' mama so fat she's got her own special on TLC
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: MrBlu on 12 Mar 2009, 13:46
Oh that's just the worst.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Patrick on 12 Mar 2009, 15:30
Yo mama is so fat she one starred in a dance interpretation of Gustav Holst's 'The Planets'.

She played Jupiter obviously, but your sister was Saturn and your dad was the sun.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Sir Tacopuss on 12 Mar 2009, 19:17
Yo mama is so unterstanding, she let you go to art school.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 12 Mar 2009, 21:03
Yo' mama so fat she can't live on land no more.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Jace on 12 Mar 2009, 23:56
Yo mama so fat that your dad has to cover her in flour just to have sex with her.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Ozymandias on 13 Mar 2009, 00:24
Yo' mana so low that you can't cast anything anymore, you should keep an eye on that.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: KvP on 13 Mar 2009, 00:27
I play Black Lotus

What now
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 Mar 2009, 00:35
Yo' mama so fat people be tellin' jokes about her.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Patrick on 13 Mar 2009, 23:32
Yo mama so fat she got like 3 different types of diabetes

She and Wilford Brimley are like really good friends actually just because all her medical supplies totally put food on his plate

And I mean Wilford isn't going to just let that go unthanked, he's a pretty good dude

He should probably shave though I mean really he looks like a Croatian farmer with that 'stache
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 14 Mar 2009, 01:54
Yo' mama so fat they liposuction her every day for biodiesel.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Jace on 15 Mar 2009, 00:57
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090315.gif)

Game. Set. Match.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 Mar 2009, 17:23
Yo' mama so fat she buy pasties from a sailmaker.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 Mar 2009, 20:14
Yo' mama so fat fusion be starting at her core.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Patrick on 16 Mar 2009, 02:45
Yo mama so huge that she tried using the Twin Towers as dildos (she is into DP) but when she sat on them she crushed them and the whole 9/11 thing was just a coverup.
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: clockworkjames on 16 Mar 2009, 03:49
Can I please go mega brutal without mods getting angry before this closes?
Title: Re: Yo' mama so fat
Post by: Inlander on 16 Mar 2009, 03:54
Yo' mama says it's past your bedtime.