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Title: Name change
Post by: pwhodges on 26 Feb 2009, 02:04: SexyDads, eh? :wink:
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Post by: jeph on 26 Feb 2009, 02:06: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/136003443_e8a344c4c1.jpg)
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Post by: snalin on 26 Feb 2009, 02:14: Thanks a lot. Now my internet history looks even better.

:x
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Post by: David_Dovey on 26 Feb 2009, 02:15: WELL I PREFER SHETLAND PONIES AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE TOTALLY LAMETARDED FUCKSHITAGLFJHKHL
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Post by: jeph on 26 Feb 2009, 02:15: (http://images.radcity.net/6085/1886633.jpg)
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Post by: David_Dovey on 26 Feb 2009, 02:18: (http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/simpsons-extras/img_6.jpg)
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Post by: Metope on 26 Feb 2009, 02:19: (http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e263/blooper663/mylittlepony.jpg)

FINALLY
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Post by: pwhodges on 26 Feb 2009, 02:19: (http://cassland.org/images/Paul-1968b.jpg)
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Post by: snalin on 26 Feb 2009, 02:20: I just wanted to say

(http://dl5.glitter-graphics.net/pub/453/453585uhqm9k0y0t.jpg)

Fuck you. Fuck you all.
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Post by: jeph on 26 Feb 2009, 02:22: (http://physics.ucsd.edu/~emichels/Daddy&Ethan.jpg)
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Post by: David_Dovey on 26 Feb 2009, 02:31: (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/dadz.jpg)
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Post by: pwhodges on 26 Feb 2009, 02:31: And now Infinite Pony Debates, too:

(http://cassland.org/images/Kit-Flicka.jpg)

EDIT: Dovey, you have ruined my life. :x
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Post by: Masterbainter on 26 Feb 2009, 02:33: (http://homepage.mac.com/sbooneaz/iblog/C764493947/E20070617101404/Media/dad1.jpg)
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Post by: Eris on 26 Feb 2009, 02:34: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/Lapuz/MY_little_pony.jpg)

You guys just don't understand me. I am going to go write some poetry.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 26 Feb 2009, 04:32: This is coincidental.
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2117/41/38/513305430/n513305430_5618419_979.jpg)
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Post by: Inlander on 26 Feb 2009, 04:40: It's like a gang of ponies leaped out from behind a rainbow, pinned a guy down, beat him up and gave him a quick on-the-spot tattoo so he'd never forget the night he got mugged by the Eastside Prancers, then cantered off down the street laughing at all the photos of his girlfriend that he keeps in his wallet.

The guy also had two-hundred dollars in his wallet; tonight those ponies are going to get so high on sugar cubes.
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Post by: tweetles on 26 Feb 2009, 05:22: I think its hilarious that im getting emails from sexydads. My inbox has never been sexier.

I wish I had a nekid old man picture now.
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Post by: pwhodges on 26 Feb 2009, 05:35: Sorry - I don't keep nekkid pictures to hand. This is the most flesh I can find in a hurry...

(http://cassland.org/images/1981-Boat.jpg)
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Post by: phooey on 26 Feb 2009, 05:38: SEXY DAD
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Post by: tweetles on 26 Feb 2009, 05:39: Man I love this forums attitude
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Post by: Mallli_kite on 26 Feb 2009, 08:14: Oookay, if ever I needed a reason not to be here, those would be among my first choices.
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Post by: Gurkburk on 26 Feb 2009, 08:26: I liked it better when the whole internet was about cats

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/Keso88/1178582332007.jpg)

Cats!
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Post by: öde on 26 Feb 2009, 08:31: Questionable Content Forums - Now With More Paul!
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 26 Feb 2009, 08:58: so how about them ponies
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Post by: michaelicious on 26 Feb 2009, 09:04: Quote from: Eris on 26 Feb 2009, 02:34
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/Lapuz/MY_little_pony.jpg)

You guys just don't understand me. I am going to go write some poenytry.
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Post by: Gilead on 26 Feb 2009, 09:16: (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/waywt_may10_westside_01.jpg)
Sam'll know what's up wit dis shit.
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Post by: Dollface on 26 Feb 2009, 09:24: Stick it in her booper
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Post by: Slick on 26 Feb 2009, 09:26: boop boop boop boop boOOOP
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Post by: SirJuggles on 26 Feb 2009, 11:19: Eris is totally the Emoist Little Pony
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Post by: yelley on 26 Feb 2009, 14:53: hey guys, i don't really like ponies all that much.
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Post by: Spluff on 26 Feb 2009, 14:57: SexyPaul.org Official Message Board
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 26 Feb 2009, 15:01: carefully?
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Post by: Reed on 26 Feb 2009, 15:31: Quote from: yelley on 26 Feb 2009, 14:53
hey guys, i don't really like penis all that much.

This is what I read when I first saw your post
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Post by: Caleb on 26 Feb 2009, 15:56: I actually forgot and left the forum up on my browser at work...

I guess I won't be posting to this forum during work hours.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 26 Feb 2009, 20:07: I tried to find the worst My Little Pony thing I could find. Eh, it's bad, but not that bad.

(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1672/trulyterrible.png)
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Post by: squawk on 26 Feb 2009, 20:11: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by: jeph on 26 Feb 2009, 20:14: now THIS is what I call a SERIOUS PONY DISCUSSION :-o
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Post by: JD on 26 Feb 2009, 20:16: Why so serious Ponies?
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 26 Feb 2009, 20:38: Yep. That is a thing, isn't it
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Post by: JD on 26 Feb 2009, 20:40: Also, It took me a while to realize those are male ponies. Ew
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 26 Feb 2009, 20:43: Wat?
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Post by: Inlander on 26 Feb 2009, 20:46: God, I look at picture like that and I just can't understand what the fuck is wrong with some people. I mean seriously, why the fuck would anyone draw two anthropomorphic ponies and not put nipples on them? IT'S CALLED REALISM, PEOPLE!!
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Post by: Eris on 26 Feb 2009, 20:48: (http://fc95.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/324/b/a/My_Little_Pony_panty_grab_by_slycercar.jpg)

gotta love deviantart.
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Post by: phooey on 26 Feb 2009, 21:36: (http://i41.tinypic.com/e84y6v.jpg)

(http://i39.tinypic.com/25a22wn.jpg)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2isb5vq.jpg)

:?
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Post by: Ozymandias on 26 Feb 2009, 21:38: I think I'm going to make a furry webcomic about centaurs who have genitals where their human junk would be and where their horse junk is. Every strip will demonstrate this in meticulous detail. However, there will be serious storylines because it's not porn, guys.
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Post by: phooey on 26 Feb 2009, 21:41: This board is just so artistic
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Post by: JD on 26 Feb 2009, 21:43: Quote from: phooey on 26 Feb 2009, 21:41
This board is just so creepy
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Post by: Ozymandias on 26 Feb 2009, 21:53: Quote from: Ozymandias on 26 Feb 2009, 21:38
I think I'm going to make a furry webcomic about centaurs who have genitals where their human junk would be and where their horse junk is. Every strip will demonstrate this in meticulous detail. However, there will be serious storylines because it's not porn, guys.

The antagonist will be a hermaphrodite with the human genitals of a woman and a horse dick.

Their motive for anger will be their inability to fuck themself, no matter how hard they try.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 26 Feb 2009, 21:59: Quote from: Ozymandias on 26 Feb 2009, 21:53
Quote from: Ozymandias on 26 Feb 2009, 21:38
I think I'm going to make a furry webcomic about centaurs who have genitals where their human junk would be and where their horse junk is. Every strip will demonstrate this in meticulous detail. However, there will be serious storylines because it's not porn, guys.

The antagonist will be a hermaphrodite with the human genitals of a woman and a horse dick.

Their motive for anger will be their inability to fuck themself, no matter how hard they try.

There will be a centaur/human sex storyline that deals with the hard hitting issue of inter-racial relationships.

The human will be my Mary Sue and through it I will let the world know my pain and desires. Also, I will fuck a half horse/half human from both ends.

I don't know what gender the centaur will be.
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Post by: imenonelse on 26 Feb 2009, 22:04: Quote from: Metope on 26 Feb 2009, 02:19
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e263/blooper663/mylittlepony.jpg)

FINALLY

hah, what's sad is that i can point out at least 8 ponies i had back as a kid.....
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Post by: phooey on 26 Feb 2009, 22:04: You should call it "The Fursuit of Happiness"
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Post by: Dollface on 26 Feb 2009, 22:15: (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/myLittlePony.jpg)

i only googeled my little pony tattoo and i get this and i hate to say this but that pony got great ass.
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Post by: supersheep on 27 Feb 2009, 03:53: Quote from: Ozymandias on 26 Feb 2009, 21:59
Quote from: Ozymandias on 26 Feb 2009, 21:53
Quote from: Ozymandias on 26 Feb 2009, 21:38
I think I'm going to make a furry webcomic about centaurs who have genitals where their human junk would be and where their horse junk is. Every strip will demonstrate this in meticulous detail. However, there will be serious storylines because it's not porn, guys.

The antagonist will be a hermaphrodite with the human genitals of a woman and a horse dick.

Their motive for anger will be their inability to fuck themself, no matter how hard they try.

There will be a centaur/human sex storyline that deals with the hard hitting issue of inter-racial relationships.

The human will be my Mary Sue and through it I will let the world know my pain and desires. Also, I will fuck a half horse/half human from both ends.

I don't know what gender the centaur will be.
It's already out there... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanide_(Gaea_trilogy))
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Post by: ViciousWarGoose on 27 Feb 2009, 05:27: Glad you caught that supersheep. Come to think of it, the titanides were not even the weirdest creatures on Gaea, (I think the ramjet things were, those scared the piss out of me when I was a kid). Varley is one of my favorite authors.
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Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 27 Feb 2009, 05:56: Quote
I liked it better when the whole internet was about cats

Considering what mine just did in the potty box, I'm kinda glad it's not.

Ewwww...I suddenly have developed an urge to go outside and burn things.

S
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Post by: edwinalink on 28 Feb 2009, 23:14: Quote from: imenonelse on 26 Feb 2009, 22:04
Quote from: Metope on 26 Feb 2009, 02:19
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e263/blooper663/mylittlepony.jpg)

FINALLY

ANYONE HAVE THIS IN 1250X800?

hah, what's sad is that i can point out at least 8 ponies i had back as a kid.....
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Post by: edwinalink on 28 Feb 2009, 23:19: http://gaygamer.net/2008/04/my_little_pony_master_chief_wi.html

HOLY SHIT. i didnt even know gay people played video games.

i thought they just spent their spare time looking in the mirror going

"i would totally have sex with that"

learn something new, everyday.
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Post by: Spluff on 28 Feb 2009, 23:39: Uh...
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Post by: Emaline on 28 Feb 2009, 23:47: Wow. That was incredibly offensive.
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Post by: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 02:04: LOL, if i meant any of it, yeah it would be!

*(note to self, sarcasm is invisible on the internet.)*
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Post by: öde on 01 Mar 2009, 06:54: Oh come on. You really couldn't tell they were joking?
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Post by: Barmymoo on 01 Mar 2009, 07:08: The joke is a lie.
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Post by: Emaline on 01 Mar 2009, 09:26: Quote from: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 02:04
*(note to self, sarcasm is invisible on the internet.)*

Yes. Especially, if you are new and no one knows much about you.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 01 Mar 2009, 09:31: Man, even though I know that's a joke, I still want to kick you in the face. How about that.
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Post by: Masterbainter on 01 Mar 2009, 09:33: I'm offended!
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Post by: pwhodges on 01 Mar 2009, 09:43: Some jokes are not funny - that's just how it is.
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Post by: Masterbainter on 01 Mar 2009, 09:47: yeah I keep forgetting that some people choose what's humor for all people. :police:
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Post by: pwhodges on 01 Mar 2009, 09:53: That is a problem of course; so I suppose the question is what proportion of people to offend before becoming concerned about it.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 01 Mar 2009, 10:06: The thing is, some people are gay.

And the important word in that sentence is "people".

Sarcasm isn't invisible on the internet, but neither are good manners. I'd hope you wouldn't walk into a crowd of strangers and start making homophobic jokes without knowing anything at all about who you were talking to. Actually I'm fairly sure you wouldn't. It was clearly a joke, but dead baby jokes are clearly jokes and they still make me want to punch something.
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Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 01 Mar 2009, 10:31: Argh. At all of you. Moving on...
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Post by: Gurkburk on 01 Mar 2009, 14:14: Quote from: edwinalink on 28 Feb 2009, 23:19
i thought they just spent their spare time looking in the mirror going

"i would totally have sex with that"

This is what I do with most of my free time.
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Post by: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 14:37: ^ yeah, me too. and i rarely ever fantasize about a me, clive owen, daniel craig threesome...

like maybe once a week tops...
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Post by: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 14:49: Quote from: Barmymoo on 01 Mar 2009, 10:06
The thing is, some people are gay.

And the important word in that sentence is "people".

Sarcasm isn't invisible on the internet, but neither are good manners. I'd hope you wouldn't walk into a crowd of strangers and start making homophobic jokes without knowing anything at all about who you were talking to. Actually I'm fairly sure you wouldn't. It was clearly a joke, but dead baby jokes are clearly jokes and they still make me want to punch something.

my moms gay, my best friend in high school was gay (he moved)

and I'm sure they would both find that hilarious. but they arent holier than thou Political correctness nuts.

they can tell that in a joke like that.
the statement is not whats funny.
but the fact that a person would think like that is

they would laugh at the character. not at what he said.
like pretty much any cartoon dad on TV in the last 8 years.

but then they couldn't show everyone how modern and open minded they all are.

pity.

P.S.

So a dead baby walks into a bar...
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Post by: Gemmwah on 01 Mar 2009, 14:51: So just because you know gay people, we're not allowed go be insulted when you make a shitty and un-funny joke about gay people? I think not, somehow.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 01 Mar 2009, 14:57: Shh, you aren't helping yourself. And don't double post. The point isn't that we are all PC nuts (we really aren't), its simply lack of familiarty with the poster. And I really don't see what's just so absolutely disgustingly offensive about your post, but apparently others do so just tread lightly around your word choices before you get a better feel for the community.

Though hey, I found it funny since my friend John has actually done that around me. Me and his roommate were playing Halo 2 and he was looking at himself in the mirror and said it, we both just sorta stopped playing and looked at him for a moment before moving on. This was before he came out of course, and after he'd stopped playing because we were whooping his little pansy ass in deathmatch.

God damnit people quit posting so fast.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 01 Mar 2009, 15:03: Quote from: Gurkburk on 01 Mar 2009, 14:14
Quote from: edwinalink on 28 Feb 2009, 23:19
i thought they just spent their spare time looking in the mirror going

"i would totally have sex with that"

This is what I do with most of my free time.

Yeah I'm not gay, but that is how I basically live my life.

(Just kidding, I am super gay.)
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Post by: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 15:13: yeah, i dont really identify with any labels. sexy people are sexy people. i dont care if they are guys, girls, undecided, trans....

they're all people to me. what matters is how we get along.

and again, its very obvious in THAT joke that the joke mocks the poster. not gays.

HAVE NONE OF YOU SEEN FAMILY GUY?!

Quote from: Gemmwah on 01 Mar 2009, 14:51
So just because you know gay people, we're not allowed go be insulted when you make a shitty and un-funny joke about gay people? I think not, somehow.

yeah, replace KNOW with RAISED BY ONE.
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Post by: squawk on 01 Mar 2009, 15:17: well like

family guy sucks
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Post by: phooey on 01 Mar 2009, 15:18: I'm sure many of us have, but good luck getting us to admit seeing it, taking it in, much less enjoying it and agreeing with its humor

fucking family guy
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Post by: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 15:19: yeah, :laugh: but so does McDonalds coffee, but i still drink it at least 4 time a week :laugh:
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Post by: the_pied_piper on 01 Mar 2009, 15:24: Quote from: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 15:13
yeah, i dont really identify with any labels. sexy people are sexy people. i dont care if they are guys, girls, undecided, trans....

they're all people to me. what matters is how we get along.

and again, its very obvious in THAT joke that the joke mocks the poster. not gays.

HAVE NONE OF YOU SEEN FAMILY GUY?!

yeah, replace KNOW with RAISED BY ONE.

LIKE, OMFG, LOL FAMILY GUY IS SO GR8.

No matter whether you were raised by someone who is attracted to the same sex or if you were even surrounded by homosexual people there are many people who have different opinions and to be honest, i couldn't see any way of that original post being sarcastic anyway.

NB. There is this smilie :roll: that is better if you are trying to be sarcastic. The eye rolling means it should not be taken seriously.
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Post by: pwhodges on 01 Mar 2009, 15:42: This thread is suffering from an identity crisis.
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Post by: Emaline on 01 Mar 2009, 15:48: Since I mainly post from my phone, animations don't work. So the rolling eye smilie just looks completely content, or like he's about to eat a big brownie or something.

Anyway, dude, one of my best most closest friends ever is jewish. He means the world to me. I would never ever walk into a roomful of strangers and be all "man, what is it with jews? All being cheap as fuck and controlling our media and shit. Fucking holocaust." Hell, I wouldn't do it around my friends. I'm pretty sure my friend would fucking slap me if I said it.
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Post by: est on 01 Mar 2009, 15:55: Jesus you guys, way to get butt-hurt. There is a big difference between telling someone that you'd prefer them not to make jokes like that in the future and dog-piling on a noob.
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Post by: est on 01 Mar 2009, 16:00: And anyway, plenty of people around here that aren't noobs make gay jokes all the time.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 01 Mar 2009, 16:14: Not to mention a joke about the Holocaust hardly equals a joke about vanity, paired with videogames.
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Post by: Emaline on 01 Mar 2009, 16:20: I was making the comparison of Jewish people to gay people, and bad joke to bad joke.

What I'm saying is, one doesn't go into a crowd of strangers and make poor jokes about sensitive subjects and expect good results.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 01 Mar 2009, 18:17: Quote from: est on 01 Mar 2009, 16:00
And anyway, plenty of people around here that aren't noobs make gay jokes all the time.

Hey, no faggy shit.

Also, emaline had to make that comparison. There's that Internet law about Hitler and holocaust.

Anyway, it's all a matter of taste
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Post by: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 19:31: I'm not to bothered by the PC dogpiling. i am a tad trolllike, so i better be okay with people taking everything literally because they are ridiculously closeminded about how open minded they are.

just learn not to take everything i say super seriously... or i will totally goad you on!
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Post by: JD on 01 Mar 2009, 19:37: Haha you're being a dick.

Also, being a troll will get you banned if I'm not mistaken.
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Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 01 Mar 2009, 19:37: What was this thread about, again?
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Post by: JD on 01 Mar 2009, 19:39: I vaguely remember ponies. Somewhere...
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Post by: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 19:44: when i was a little girl in poland, we all had ponies... i rode my pony to school. and i called her buttercup. i loved that pony and was heartbroken when we had to sell her to move to america. :cry:
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Post by: Lines on 01 Mar 2009, 20:11: God dammit shut up or I will go dig my basket of ponies out of the basement and pelt them at you.

Don't mess with me man, I have a fuckton of My Little Ponies.
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Post by: edwinalink on 01 Mar 2009, 20:14: my little ponies kick ass!

also your avi kicks ass, a general quantity of ass kicking is acomplished by your post.
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Post by: Inlander on 01 Mar 2009, 20:23: Hey suddenly and inexplicably dickish thread, fuck you!
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Post by: KharBevNor on 01 Mar 2009, 21:41: Quote from: Ozymandias on 01 Mar 2009, 15:03
(Just kidding, I am super gay.)

thuper gay.