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Title: God Hates Australia.
Post by: ViolentDove on 24 Mar 2009, 20:32
Australia, Land of the Sodomites! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjBEE5ugaQ)

Alternate link. (http://www.godhatestheworld.com/australia/index.html)

I knew there was a reason for those devastating bushfires besides the extreme weather conditions and high fuel loads.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Reed on 24 Mar 2009, 20:39
I always knew you fuckers were a little too fruity! You have brough it all on yourself!
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: KvP on 24 Mar 2009, 20:40
The video is no longer available, I hope because Youtube has policies about this sort of thing.

But yeah, I hear you. My car started burning oil awhile back, and I'm still kinda miffed at my lesbo friends. These people just ruin everything.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: ViolentDove on 24 Mar 2009, 20:42
It's still there for me. It must be blocked where you are...Perhaps you've woken up in China by mistake?
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Post by: Lunchbox on 24 Mar 2009, 20:45
Dammit I watched thirty seconds and had to close the window. Shut up, dude. Shut your stupid old face.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Mar 2009, 20:46
Still available for me.  I laughed a little and then felt really bad.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: KvP on 24 Mar 2009, 20:46
why do they have such a nice website

why is it not burnt
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Ozymandias on 24 Mar 2009, 20:46
To be fair,

Fuck Australia.
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Post by: Reed on 24 Mar 2009, 20:48
Don't they know that elegant web design is a sin against our lord?
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: ViolentDove on 24 Mar 2009, 20:49
God Hates Web 2.0.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: negative creep on 24 Mar 2009, 20:53
Man, that guy.

Damn.

Fucking priceless every time.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: McTaggart on 24 Mar 2009, 21:02
It's still there for me. It must be blocked where you are...Perhaps you've woken up in not-too-distant-future Australia by mistake?
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Dimmukane on 24 Mar 2009, 21:05
Hasn't Anon fucked up their site a bunch of times?
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Nodaisho on 24 Mar 2009, 21:10
Come on, we all know that rule number one is no poofters. He is obviously mistaken.

In case some of you haven't seen it, check out the video in the related column that has an Australian flirting with Fred Phelps Jr. Wonder if this was in retaliation for that.

Dimmu, I didn't know Anon was screwing with them much too. I thought it was just a few people real life trolling them. I can't say I don't applaud them if they do take down that site, though.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: MrBlu on 24 Mar 2009, 22:13
I was laughing my ass off at this poor, sad, ignorant man, until he advertised his website "GodHatesTheWorld.com".

Either that's blasphemy, or we'll be seeing this guy in Hell.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Ozymandias on 24 Mar 2009, 22:17
I don't think you understand the "or" operation.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: MrBlu on 24 Mar 2009, 22:24
Oh yes.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Spluff on 25 Mar 2009, 02:09
But what if he's right?
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 Mar 2009, 03:02
Not unlike our current condition.

But knowing that I'm hated does make my life sweeter.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 25 Mar 2009, 04:52
It's comforting to know that I'm significant enough that God has the time to hate me.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 Mar 2009, 04:54
Well, sodomy does offend the creation, you know, so that makes you very ... hate-able. I guess.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Josefbugman on 25 Mar 2009, 07:15
No he hates Australia, why else would you fill a country with the most posinous of everything.

Oddly enough a bishop in Britain blamed the floods of last year on homosexuality...
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 25 Mar 2009, 07:22
They buggered so hard that the waters rose?
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Post by: MrBlu on 25 Mar 2009, 11:55
Gay or not, that sounds like great sex.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 25 Mar 2009, 14:06
I guess the earth did move for them.
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Post by: Alex C on 25 Mar 2009, 15:24
No he hates Australia, why else would you fill a country with the most posinous of everything.

To help protect it from Australians, obviously.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 25 Mar 2009, 16:30
It's so when the Earth's resources run out everywhere except Australia y'all are too scared to come down here in case you step on a stonefish or something.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 27 Mar 2009, 14:25
It's okay Australia! God hates North Dakota too! But not as much, since I guess we don't get our own website. (The best part is that one of the major areas that will be dry no matter is downtown which is the most gay friendly area in town!)


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Westboro Baptist Church thanks God for North Dakota’s flooding
The Westboro Baptist Church, whose members tour the country protesting at military funerals because they claim America is tolerant of homosexuality, is thanking God for record flooding in North Dakota.
By: Associated Press, Associated Press

The Westboro Baptist Church, whose members tour the country protesting at military funerals because they claim America is tolerant of homosexuality, is thanking God for record flooding in North Dakota.


“God sent the flood waters to cover the evil people of Bismarck and Fargo, ND, where you flipped off God and raised your hands against His anointed by criminalizing WBC’s gospel preaching against” gays and their supporters, declared a statement released Wednesday by the church, which is in Topeka, Kan.


The statement referred to House Bill 1040, a North Dakota state law passed in January 2007 that bars protestors from getting within 300 feet of a funeral. That law was aimed at the Westboro Baptists and its members, who protest because they believe soldiers’ deaths are God’s punishment for America’s support of gays.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 27 Mar 2009, 20:40
There is something wrong with your organisation when you say that Bush was a terrible president because he didn't push a religious agenda enough.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Patrick on 28 Mar 2009, 00:29
At some point, they will inevitably protest the funeral of a soldier who was a gang member, and I really want to see which trumps which in a battle, Latin Kings or God's Armor.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: MrBlu on 28 Mar 2009, 00:45
At some point, they will inevitably protest the funeral of a soldier who was a gang member, and I really want to see which trumps which in a battle, Latin Kings or God's Armor.
So, you have LK around your area? And less Latin King members are soldiers than Crips, Bloods, and maybe MS-13 members.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Leonidas on 31 Mar 2009, 07:20
Serves Australia right for having great weather, great beaches, beautiful women, and a great lifestyle.

God damn you. God damn you to hell!
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 31 Mar 2009, 07:46
At some point, they will inevitably protest the funeral of a soldier who was a gang member, and I really want to see which trumps which in a battle, Latin Kings or God's Armor.

From your lips to god's ears.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Patrick on 31 Mar 2009, 16:58
At some point, they will inevitably protest the funeral of a soldier who was a gang member, and I really want to see which trumps which in a battle, Latin Kings or God's Armor.
So, you have LK around your area? And less Latin King members are soldiers than Crips, Bloods, and maybe MS-13 members.

Oakland is the administrative headquarters for my home county. Richmond is just north. The East Bay has eeeeeverything.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Leonidas on 01 Apr 2009, 10:38
Apparently God hates the UK also.

http://www.godhatestheworld.com/unitedkingdom/index.html

This God fellow doesn't sound like a very friendly person. Just as well I've no great desire to get to know him. Athiesm's brilliant like that. Look and see if he hates your country as well: http://www.godhatestheworld.com/

edit: New Zealand's gotten away with it so far. I can't think of anyone who's offended by New Zealand. Even this God fellow.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: benji on 01 Apr 2009, 10:58
This God fellow doesn't sound like a very friendly person.

No kidding. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyE5wjc4XOw)
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Nodaisho on 01 Apr 2009, 20:30
At some point, they will inevitably protest the funeral of a soldier who was a gang member, and I really want to see which trumps which in a battle, Latin Kings or God's Armor.

From your lips to god's ears.

The cops watch the protests to make sure nothing goes out of hand, sadly. Otherwise I think there would have been corpses much sooner.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: ViolentDove on 01 Apr 2009, 21:59
edit: New Zealand's gotten away with it so far. I can't think of anyone who's offended by New Zealand. Even this God fellow.

God probably just assumes NZ is part of Australia, like everyone else.
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: MrBlu on 01 Apr 2009, 22:19
Oakland is the administrative headquarters for my home county. Richmond is just north. The East Bay has eeeeeverything.
Oooooh, you live in the Bay area? I always thought that there were more mobsters than organized gangsters there (I knew Taj-He-Spitz before he got locked up).

Y'know, that and Lunar Heights crew. :laugh:
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 02 Apr 2009, 02:44
Let’s make this crystal clear: The Netherlands is the filthiest country in the world, bar none. (http://Let’s make this crystal clear: The Netherlands is the filthiest country in the world, bar none.)

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Let’s make this crystal clear: The Netherlands is the filthiest country in the world, bar none.

If I wasn't at work I'd headbang to that statement. I didn't know there was a competition but I'm sure as fuck glad we won!
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Shaztastic on 02 Apr 2009, 03:45
god hates ireland too you know with us all being catholic kiddy fiddling sodomites and that caused the famine and the trouble in the north and all that don't ya know filthy catholics
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: Luke C on 02 Apr 2009, 14:10
Its pretty obvious God does hate Australia, thats why He sends all the most deadly animals there.
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Post by: snalin on 02 Apr 2009, 14:34
Hehe, God doesn't hate Norway, even though we have gay marriage and lesbian bishops. Hmmm...

maybe God likes lesbians?
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: pwhodges on 02 Apr 2009, 15:47
Is God gay? Well, he has a pretty close-knit threesome going there, in the form of the Trinity...
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: snalin on 02 Apr 2009, 16:10
Look, that's gross, man.

The father and the son... EUGH!

 :oops:
Title: Re: God Hates Australia.
Post by: BeoPuppy on 02 Apr 2009, 23:47
Even the dutch don't do incest, dude ...