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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Mar 2009, 23:27
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amirite?
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Say good stuff about his dick.
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(No, it curves weirdly to the left)
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*circle of penises being wanked.gif*
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only hatin cause I'm jealous of his beard tho
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sam, your dick is good
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(No, it curves weirdly to the left)
Holy crap, I thought only mine did that.
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Now there are two threads about Sam on the front page guys
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this is actually specifically about his dick though
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i went looking for the thread about my dick but i couldn't find it
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Your dick is the unspoken subtext underlying every thread, Johnny.
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I went looking for my dick but it had left to drive trucks down the lonely roads to and from the coal mines and write folk music.
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Your dick under Johnny.
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I went looking for my dick but it had left
You should have kept hold of it.
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I should have never allowed my dick near a harmonica
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But now it has nineteen grammys and goes by "The Boss".
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It was while gliding through these latter waters that one serene and moonlight night, when all the waves rolled by like scrolls of silver; and, by their soft, suffusing seethings, made what seemed a silvery silence, not a solitude: on such a silent night a silvery jet was seen far in advance of the white bubbles at the bow. Lit up by the moon, it looked celestial; seemed some plumed and glittering god uprising from the sea. It was sam's dick.
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But now it has nineteen grammys and goes by "The Boss".
Don't be ridiculous how could a dick thrust it's dick at a camera it would fall over.
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I should dick a harmonica
But it goes by "The Boss"
The plot thickens.
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I saw them and I knew them all. And yet
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set,
And blew. "Childe Roland to Sam's dick came.''
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Poor Johansen's handwriting almost gave out when he wrote of this. Of the six men who never reached the ship, he thinks two perished of pure fright in that accursed instant. The Thing cannot be described - there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled. God! What wonder that across the earth a great architect went mad, and poor Wilcox raved with fever in that telepathic instant? The Thing of the idols, the green, sticky spawn of the stars, had awaked to claim his own. The stars were right again, and what an age-old cult had failed to do by design, a band of innocent sailors had done by accident. After vigintillions of years Sam's dick was loose again, and ravening for delight.
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Gilead is currently winning this thread.
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The thread or...
I knew I could count on you, Tommy.
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Eight years before it had seen its friend off at the North Wall and wished him God-speed. Sam's dick had got on. You could tell that at once by its travelled air, its well-cut tweed suit, and fearless accent. Few fellows had talents like it, and fewer still could remain unspoiled by such success. Sam's dick's heart was in the right place and it had deserved to win. It was something to have a friend like that.
Little Sam's thoughts ever since lunch-time had been of his meeting with his dick, of his dick's invitation, and of the great city London where his dick lived. He was called Little Sam because, though he was but slightly under the average stature, he gave one the idea of being a little man. His hands were white and small, his frame was fragile, his voice was quiet and his manners were refined. He took the greatest care of his fair silken hair and moustache, and used perfume discreetly on his handkerchief. The half-moons of his nails were perfect, and when he smiled you caught a glimpse of a row of childish white teeth.
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Call me Sam's dick.
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Now there are two threads about Sam on the front page guys
A good start.
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As Kieffer awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Sam's dick.
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Who's Sam?
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I went looking for my dick but it had left to drive trucks down the lonely roads to and from the coal mines and write folk music.
After reading this post, and a lot of this thread I had the song Detatchable Penis stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, guys. Ugh.
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Hi, Sam.
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