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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: kitschykat on 28 Mar 2009, 23:28
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You are talking to a cute member of whatever sex you are attracted to. It's been going well. Finally he/she gives you an appraising look up and down, raises their eyebrow, gazes deeply into your eyes, and with a smirky smile asks, "So...how 'bout you come back to my place and I'll show you my 'buttoncollection.' "
This person actually owns a button collection but this is not immediately made apparent.
Reactions?
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This is not really what the Discuss forum is for. Moving to general.
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That person is beautiful. I hope they sent you home with just a kiss on the cheek.
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I suffer a priaprism.
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"...Wait, what?"
Probably with a few failed attempts at speaking first.
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I would beat them to death with my shoes.
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Probably I assume they are talking about their clitoris and get all psyched for a brief second, then get the fear and decide to go home and jerk it instead.
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I immediately understand that this is a trap. I pull out my twin swords "Pain" and "Suffering" and assume a battle stance. Using my epic dexterity, I spin under a slash to the head with her vicious claws and slice her leg off with Pain while simultaniously parrying her other claw using Suffering. I do a quick kick upwards to her head as she falls over from the loss of her leg. As she is now unconcious I move for the coup de grâce and celebratory corpse fucking.
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I enjoy a good button collection!
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What kinds of buttons?
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I hope to hell it's not a collection of Benjamin Button memorabilia.
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Would you like to come back and see my collection of buttons... they're made of human skin.
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My reaction would probably be "oooh Buttons!" And try and get interested in them. If they prove to be really dull buttons I politely tell them this, ask if we can do something more fun for both of us and then chat.
If they are attractive and you have been able to hold a conversation with them and they are attractive who are you to judge what they do in their spare time.
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Life is too short to not see someone's button collection.
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I would be inherently suspicious because through social programming, only the most fucking deranged or forceful women actually try to pick up a dude by being that forward, and I have fucked too many deranged and/or forceful women to actually be after that in a casual hookup
In fact, even if they were being dead serious about having a button collection, the fact that they'd be willing to admit that to a stranger they are obviously attracted to already sets off warning bells, I bet she likes to dress up like Keanu Reeves and act out the matrix trilogy in bed, I am not interested in that
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i really can't see myself judging anyone for having a button collection on account i am a massive nerd who hangs out on an internet message board all day.
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I am a massive nerd who hangs out on a message board all day and I still think having a button collection would be something you would bring up after sex
Things you bring up BEFORE sex:
Maybe you play some guitar
You like <band>
You can swear in Portuguese
Things you bring up AFTER sex.
Button collection
How many hours a week you spend posting on internet message boards
that nasty rash
HOPE THIS HELPS
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oh, right. touché.
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My mom is afraid of buttons.
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I'd drool and go "uuuuuuh"
Then all my blood would rush from my head and I would collapse in a heap on the floor.
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I could swear I posted in here, did it magically get deleted?
I guess if they're cool buttons, I would go for it.
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I'd drool and go "uuuuuuh"
Then all my blood would rush from my head and I would collapse in a heap on the floor.
Blood parrty?
(Ugh)
Also, man, if someone I liked was all "Hey come over and check out my *blank* collection" if I liked them, and they are inviting me to come hang out, why the fuck not? This thread poses a dumb question. "Would you hang out with a person you like if they asked you to?" Yes.
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I'd probably say "Sure, that sounds great."
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I would be inherently suspicious because through social programming, only the most fucking deranged or forceful women actually try to pick up a dude by being that forward, and I have fucked too many deranged and/or forceful women to actually be after that in a casual hookup
In fact, even if they were being dead serious about having a button collection, the fact that they'd be willing to admit that to a stranger they are obviously attracted to already sets off warning bells, I bet she likes to dress up like Keanu Reeves and act out the matrix trilogy in bed, I am not interested in that
Keanu Reeves would probably be so unresponsive in bed. Also, spoons should not serve as sextoys.
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Button collection is not something that I'm overly excited about at first hearing, but you never know. I'm enough of a nerd that I might find it interesting, especially if she can tell me about something about the buttons that might relate them to other subjects I might find more interesting. Still, I hear what Hat is saying; usually, showing off your [whatever] collection isn't something people offer upon first meeting unless there's a pretty good chance the other person is specifically interested. I would think the wiser tactic on her part would be to bring up the button collection, and if I showed interest offer something like "maybe we can get together and I can show it to you sometime."
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I'd go since its someone you are kind of attracted to. Even if your not a fan of buttons you could come over, check out his/her buttons, and then move on to something else.
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Keanu Reeves would probably be so unresponsive in bed. Also, spoons should not serve as sextoys.
quiet you, Keanu Reeves is a saint.
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if by saint you mean completely devoid of human emotion
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If Keanu Reeves and Stephen Baldwin did a movie together it would either be the best or worst movie ever made. I cannot decide.
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if by saint you mean completely devoid of human emotion
to be fair, he does kind of have the my-daughter-and-girlfriend-died-within-two-years-of-each-other thing going on.
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i would just hope those buttons involve cool punx buttons so i could be all like ooh a his hero is gone button fancy!
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If Keanu Reeves and Stephen Baldwin did a movie together it would either be the best or worst movie ever made. I cannot decide.
Stephen Baldwin, despite being in the greatest movie ever (Usual Suspects), has apparently gone all extreme-conservative-born-again-christian on us. So, I have to think it would be the worst movie.
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I would ask them if they'd like to see my stamp collection instead.
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Button fetish
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If Keanu Reeves and Stephen Baldwin did a movie together it would either be the best or worst movie ever made. I cannot decide.
Worst. By far the worst movie ever made. Please don't encourage these two to ever be on screen together. Ever.
If some guy did that and asked me to see their button collection, I'd give them the same look and ask them if they wanted to see my yarn stash.
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Yes but "yarn stash" sounds dirty.
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"So it's not time to get naked?"
Life is too short to not see someone's button collection.
I'm with this guy.
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button fisting
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soul button cockin'
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Tanglin' my buttons all up in your yarn stash.
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RAPE KILL CONSUME
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Maybe ask her to push your buttons ho ho ho....
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"Nice buttons, wanna fuck?"
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If some guy did that and asked me to see their button collection, I'd give them the same look and ask them if they wanted to see my yarn stash.
See I would go home with a girl who wanted to show me her yarn collection because I have always wanted to learn how to crochet but have no idea how to learn unless I bone a woman who will teach me.
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Just remember that yarn condoms are much less effective than normal condoms.
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See I would go home with a girl who wanted to show me her yarn collection because I have always wanted to learn how to crochet but have no idea how to learn unless I bone a woman who will teach me.
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make friends with a local old lady. I guess you could bone her too if she's cheeky
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Rawr.
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Four (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=536) and five (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=9273). Those are all I can think of at the moment!
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Girls who collect boring things are beasts in the sack.
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What about those who collect not-so-boring things, like knives and human fingers?
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Yarn isn't boring! You can make just about anything with it! But it's true, yarn condoms are not affective and I wouldn't suggest using one, ever.
Tanglin' my buttons all up in your yarn stash.
Tee hee!
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button fisting
How do you do this?
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Do you really want to know?
I sure as hell don't.
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With either enormous buttons or tiny, tiny fists. I mean have you seen the size of the holes in an average button?!
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I collect cephalopods and things from Asia. How am I in the sack?
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Hopefully not like a cephalopod.
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Sadly, I have no tentecles.
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That's not what either of your collections implies.
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(http://www.one-liners.net/comics/One-liners-022-CMW.png)
Ba-Dum chhh
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Four (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=536) and five (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=9273). Those are all I can think of at the moment!
Wow, all we have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).
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doesn't surprise me, actually.
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Like that Pterodactyl porno (have you guys seen this?)? Because that's hilarious.
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Hopefully not like a cephalopod.
All those tentacles are great for hugging but nobody wants a beakjob
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Wow, all we have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).
How do you flame a corpse?
'RTFM you bad-at-internet corpsetype person'?
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Wow, all we have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).
all we have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).
we have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).
have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).
the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).
the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses
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the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this
the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes
the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums
the Ctrl+Alt+Del
Ctrl+Alt+Del
B^U
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What does B^U stand for...
I didn't know you were from the CAD forums... I must admit I stopped reading the comic a metric age ago.
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People call him Tim B^Uckley because of the fact that all of his characters faces look like B^U if you turn your head to the side.
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Jens stop seeing giant throbbing erections in everything, it's kinda creepy.
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It's a boy thing (mostly).
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Absolutely. If boys stopped having such giant throbbing erections all the time we wouldn't have this problem.
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Jace, your painting looks like a vagina.
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Kris is really just obsessed with sex organs.
HEY KRIS, WANNA SEE MY YARN STASH? HURR.
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Hopefully not like a cephalopod.
All those tentacles are great for hugging but nobody wants a beakjob
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5944/samuelljohnsonisfurious.png)
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Wow, all we have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).
How do you flame a corpse?
'RTFM you bad-at-internet corpsetype person'?
No, literally flaming, on fire, OHMIGAWSHTHATISHOT dead bodies.
And yes, Pants, I read ED too.
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Meh. I liked my suggestion better. Although his is creepy. And I have to say, new, to me, at least. Learn something every day.
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Jace, your painting does look like a vagina.
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Rawr.
WHAT THE HELL JIMMY how did you forget about me? is it because you do not think i am an attractive lady? is that it? WELL FINE. I DO NOT THINK THAT YOU ARE A VERY ATTRACTIVE SQUID. SO THERE.
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I forgot about you because you did not drag shane into a boring old yarn shop while I stayed outside and played in the snow.
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ED too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction
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Hey hey hey that shop wasn't boring. They had bright things and soft things and cute buttons (the sew on kind, not the pin kind) and needles and books and things.
But yes, I can see how playing in the snow was more fun. But without yarn stores, your hat wouldn't exist!
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cute buttons
how the hell can buttons be cute they are buttons buttons are just buttons
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They were in the shapes of animals and things.
Yes, I know I'm weird.
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OK fair enough I bought my girlfriend a cardigan and it had owl buttons squee
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Even buttons shaped like buttons are very cute.
Also, they tend to be on things that feel soft, this is cute.
They are round, symmetrical, with tiny little holes, also cute.
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YES. This is what I'm talking about people. Buttons are sweet. And functional. Sometimes even shiny or fuzzy or dazzling.
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Yeah, I would be genuinely interested in seeing a button collection.
In fact, I would be disappointed if it turned out that there was no button collection after all. I'd probably start talking about how I was really excited to see a proper button collection 'cause all I have is a button jar and most of the buttons don't even match so what good is that when you're trying to make something with more than one button and how you really shouldn't lead people on like that because some of us appreciate the simple things in life like buttons.
But then, of course, I wouldn't get laid. So it's a toss-up.
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Buttons are so great, it wasn't intentional but I kind of have a button collection (here's a part of it (http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e263/blooper663/P4050058.jpg)). I am a very impulsive shopper, so whenever I have a little money and see something cheap and cute I have to buy it. Buttons are both cheap and cute so yeah... You get the idea.
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Those heart ones are so awesome. They've got the perfect New Wave 80s thing going on, and would be perfect on a cuddly grandmother-esque pastel cardigan.
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A button collection does not sound any more strange to me than a bottle-cap collection, and that does not sound strange to me at all.
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I actually rank bottle cap collections as substantially lower than button collections because you have to actually go to some effort to get a new button but really you can find bottlecaps anywhere.
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I don't know. While digging in my garden, I found some really awesome/old bottlecaps that I had never seen before. You can buy buttons at Walmart. Handmade and specialty buttons can usually be found a yarn/sewing/craft stores. Other than ebay(and drinking every bottled beer available), where could I find fancy awesome bottlecaps? I can't very well dig up the entire Earth searching for them.
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I saw them in the local antique malls when I was on the hunt for old books and a tea pot. Found lots of books, but no affordable tea pots that weren't ugly. (But this is okay, because my mom got me a perty one!)
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What about buttons made of bottlecaps?
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What about buttons made of bottlecaps?
:-o
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Throw a party and tell everyone to bring beer.
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I'd view her button collection and then show her my tiddlywink.
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You know, I've never been able to really appreciate the human drive to collect stuff, even though I'm a collector myself. I do appreciate collections as good conversation-topics, and I would probably go along and see this collection, certainly acknowledge in some way that she's got a funny quirk... but, for me, it wouldn't be about the buttons at all. I'd probably be there to see her boobie-collection.
Alternatively I'd feign an extreme interest and talk about nothing but buttons for the remainder of the night, smoothly evading any and all sexual advances and frustrating her every attempt to back out of the lame joke >:( that's what she gets for being silly.
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I have a button collection! I mean, it's not so much a collection, I more of have a stash. When I see cute buttons, I buy them, and then I make them into things. Like these:
(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr240/Krinaxxx/IMG_1055-1.jpg)
I've also made hairpins and bracelets / necklaces but I only had the ring (on the left) and the earrings at hand. I feel pretty smart in my button jewellery! My friends and family are all big fans of it and regularly ask me to make them buttony things.
However, I don't ask random people back to my house to show them my buttons. It's more of a thing I'd show you when I've gotten to know you a bit. I would mistrust a person who'd ask me back to their place right away to show me their collection of anything.