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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Gilead on 01 Apr 2009, 05:35
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Gather round children, step up to my crystal ball and I will draw how you will end up shuffling off this mortal coil, for I am Gilead Machiavelli, SEER OF THE UNKNOWN!
First up is Andy, her hair grew so giant and thick that it has sucked the life out of her and gained sentience.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/andydeath.jpg)
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Get a real goddamn job
Oh so in case you couldn't tell that means draw me, bro-dawg-dude.
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Oh oh, draw me!
(And no, I will not die of an exploding lutefisk, shut up Tom.)
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hey I'm getting in early this time so yeah, prophet of doom, depict my demise
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Dovey spontaneously combusts after being curse by a mysterious and handsome wizard.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/Dovey001.jpg)
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Draw my death!
Pretty please
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Would you mind drawing my (possibly untimely) demise? If you have the time behind all the other requests that is.
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Will you please draw the end of my life?
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my end I wish to see. especially if it's entertaining.
x Rodrick
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Vern (and any other new/lurker forumites planing on posting here) you do realise that it would be kinda hard for tom to draw you considering you've never actually posted a picture of yourself, and no one on the forums know particularly much about you.
(you can tell when I've actually got work to be doing because I'm posting at like 10 times my normal rate)
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Ooo, pick me pick me!
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Kris is stabbed from an alleyway by a vicious fjord.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/Krisdeath.jpg)
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Dovey spontaneously combusts after being curse by a mysterious and handsome wizard.
It's cos I got those boots isn't it
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You should have gotten those boots with +5 flame resistance.
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Dovey spontaneously combusts after being curse by a mysterious and handsome wizard.
It's cos I got those boots isn't it
All that was left was a pair of smoking boots, which mysteriously dissapeared soon after.
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You've never drawn me! Please draw me!
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Yes, I too, would like to be reminded that I will die one day
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Dammit now I'm gonna have to watch my back every time I am near the Oslo fjord.
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Oh wait I live near the Oslo fjord and I'm wearing the exact same outfit as in the prediction. Oh crap.
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I missed the last drawing thread.
Draw me givin' up the ghost! Pleeease :)
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Me, tom!
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Tell me my guitar explodes after rocking out too much.
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Man I would definitely like to know how I will die.
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I was hoping to be killed by the question.
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Kris was murdered by The Question!
Huh I guess he went rogue
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tom you know you gotta draw me
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Do me.
I like funny death stories.
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Fuck you Gilead.
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I guess I will post here but you will run out of steam before you get to me, why do you do this?
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He already drew you, so thbbbbbbt.
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I would ask you to do me, but I mean we all know how I am gonna die haw haw
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Ayn Rand
and i will whisper, "yodelayheehoo"
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Tom, you know things about me, draw how I will die.
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My death will be too mundane to draw.
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Do me!
(tee hee)
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(The joke is that statement has sexual connotations)
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I'll pipe up and request a death.
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Gilead I will never die.
(That was not a joke and the 'could' was not necessary)
(ktbp that edit of your post makes my post look confused and I do not appreciate it)
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Phil gets the last laugh.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/Phildeath.jpg)
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No Gilead you can't draw how you are going to die that is not allowed
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Oh hey, this looks fun. I'll jump in on this.
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I would like one sir, very much sir.
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Just draw this forum in general.
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tom, you didn't even draw me last time. i don't want to ask for you to draw me again, only to have my hopes dashed against the rocks. you broke my heart, tom. you broke my heart.
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you know what the eerie thing is Tom? Last night I had a dream about my hair controlling everything I said.
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me me me!
Get inspiration from my last pic in the photo thread.
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I'd like a go, though I doubt you even know what I look like.
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Show me how you're going to kill me, Tom.
Edit: *how I'm going to die
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i mean if you feel like it i guess you can do me.
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I'm in if you're still going to do this.
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I want to go in style
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I want to go out of style.
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ooh, me! i have some pictures in one of your other drawing threads, and one in the photo thread! please? although i'm a little late to the party; you seem to already have tons of requests.
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Sam gets finally gets throwed.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/samdeath.jpg)
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I respectfully request that you illustrate my demise.
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I've actually already seen how I'm going to die. I had a fever-induced vision when I was all kinds of sick in Vietnam.
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I am curious to know how I die.
UNLESS OF COURSE YOUR GIFT IS DUBIOUS
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Keeping a pet cephalapod in her toilet tank and forgetting about it was probably a bad idea for emaline.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/emalinedeath-1.jpg)
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Hahahahah
That is so great! I love it! It makes me awesomely happy.
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Positive note though: You're the only one he's drawn where the victim actually puts up a fight
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Gilead.
You owe me. You know this.
I put on my wizard hat for you.
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Mai doubts these are the samoas she ordered from the girl scouts.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/maideath.jpg)
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well obviously this shows what you get when you do something crazy like buy samoas instead of thin mints.
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What. You are wrong. Samoas are the greatest thing ever invented ever. Undoubtly.
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I'm not denying they're good; I agree they're delicious. it's just, thin mints are even better.
On a related note, I read about someone who bought five boxes of cookies from the girl scouts, and after walking away he opened the boxes and found out they were filled with rocks. I don't know for sure if this is a true story, but I'm definitely going to be careful from now on.
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Gilead you should finish your other threads before you go and start makin' new ones.
I'm just sayin'.
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I would love to be depicted dying online.
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I want to see how will i die but it has to have twist of irony.
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you do realise that it would be kinda hard for tom to draw you considering you've never actually posted a picture of yourself, and no one on the forums know particularly much about you.
(don't post pics of yourself in here)
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Interesting enough I know how I die. Please draw it, I want to see if you are right.
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I know how I die.
Planning on ending yourself, buddy?
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Maybe he's got an idea that's too good to pass up.
like me! Go ahead, guess.
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Gilead you should finish your other threads before you go and start makin' new ones.
I'm just sayin'.
Fo' real.
What I'm actually saying is "I never got a picture the first time." :-(
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I'd request one too.
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Dearst Gilead,
I'd like to thank you again for the lovely picture.
I showed all my friends and they all think it is great. Comments have ranged from "That is bad ass!" to "cute." As soon as I have access to a printer, I will be printing this out.
Take care,
Emaline
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Guys, there is one guy drawing and roughly seventy requests at this point. If you're posting after this you might as well not bother.
This.
I already know how I'm gonna die anyway. Light Yagami knows I am on to him.
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Gilead you should finish your other threads before you go and start makin' new ones.
I'm just sayin'.
Since last time I checked these threads are not a job and they're instead something I do for fun and to have something new and creative to inspire me to draw, maybe I should work on whatever thread I want.
I'm just sayin'.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/josefdeath001.jpg)
Josef fell victim to the predatory Ecuadorian brain eating hat.
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Pen chose to hug it out with the wrong person.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/pendeath.jpg)
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crush-bot~
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Man it may eat your brains, but that Ecuadorian hat is so stylish it doesn't matter.
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you should predict jeph's death. since you have no idea what i look like.
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i'm important too!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
mebbe an eclipse kill me (kill me moon face heh ehheh ) but w/e is up 2 u mang 8-)
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christ almighty roo
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Lendhendrix is still not even sure how this happened.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/lendhendrixdeath-1.jpg)
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Wow, thanks Tom! That's amazing.
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Yeah Rachel's is the fuckin' best!
Do me do me.
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Hehe, "Poke."
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Can you draw me pretty please?
I know this picture isn't very flattering but I like it (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q232/scapocy/EveryonesDrunk012-1.jpg)
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Each one is better than the last!
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Tom. These are so awesome. (draw me too if you have time)
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My birthday is on the 19th.
Doooo itttt.
Please.
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"It's my birthday! I wonder how I die."
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My birthday really was three days ago on primero de abril. That is motherfucking april fool's day fuckers; I got yelled at substantially less by irate credit card holders because of it too
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Zach died as he lived, extremely irresponsibly.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/Roddydeath.jpg)
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Thanks for the picture, It's excellent.
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zach's is great!
no they are all great but that one made me laugh out loud really hard and everything. so good.
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Man all of these are like the greatest thing
Also, can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease get one for me? I know I'm uninteresting, but you can make it work. Think of it as an elaborate puzzle
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actually this and werewolf threath would be awesome Gilead would make picture how victimes die and some thing important stuff willö happend
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what the hell happened to that sentence?
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Don't you remember? He's the vodka fairy!
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I wish I had a title that awesome. :-(
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Move to Finland
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Irresponsibility is KEY.
Tom, that picture is one of The Most Excellent Things. You are an absolute legend.
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Thank you so much for the picture, have been in Edinburgh for the past few days so only just seen it, but thank you so much.
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Don't you remember? He's the vodka fairy!
Man I think I should pester Est about giving Dollface the custom title of 'vodka-soaked elf'
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Problem with that idea is that it's a group, not just a title. You can be a part of multiple groups and SMF just lists all of them out. SMF really does do a shitty job on titles.
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I wonder how I would die
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I got a special title once and then I couldn't post until est changed it back.
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The only time I've ever gotten a special title is the crazy time the Hi, I'm New threads were open to a select few.
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I'll pipe up and request a death.
One death coming up.
*mails bomb*
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Linds's yarn finally got its bloody revenge.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/lindsdeath.jpg)
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Shiiiiiit.
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Hehe, yay! I love it!
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Ouch.
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Lol'z.
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Ohh I recently got Tom to draw my futile attempts at being punk rock.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/Genepunx.jpg)
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So a mosh-fest is really a 20 episode saga?
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Yeah, but only 10 if you cut out the filler arc.
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jesus christ gene i bet you mosh the hardest in nyc
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There is no rock 'n' roll left in New York. Everyone's playing fucking post-this or math-that. The last legitimate punk rock show I went to was in a public park in Williamsburg, with Tommy, Phil, Tyler, and Huda.
No I lied, I have seen SHAPES (http://www.myspace.com/shapesband) a bunch lately, but I've been coming to their shows as a photographer which prevents me from moshing too much. I did get super into it and was photographing from inside the sweaty, insane crowd (and standing on monitors, dangling off shit to get shots) last time. I posted the results in the Photo Thread (and cross-posted in the photography thread) last week.
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Photographic evidence!
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs039.snc1/3341_64229454335_45626499335_1473164_3473139_n.jpg)
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs039.snc1/3341_64229594335_45626499335_1473191_7567445_n.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs039.snc1/3341_64229609335_45626499335_1473194_4612668_n.jpg)
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Eugene I am sorry but I just don't believe that. I mean, I'll buy that there are a lot of post-math-shit bands around in NYC but shit I refuse to accept that there is no DIY punk scene in fucking new york city. No way. Especially not if ABC No Rio is still standing.
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I need Ballard's photography skills.
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Eugene I am sorry but I just don't believe that. I mean, I'll buy that there are a lot of post-math-shit bands around in NYC but shit I refuse to accept that there is no DIY punk scene in fucking new york city. No way. Especially not if ABC No Rio is still standing.
Precious few punk bands left, and even less with any talent. There is a lot of great music, to be sure, but it seems like the appeal of simple music you can rock out to is lost to those making it. Everything has to be pushing the boundaries or creating something new (only it's all exactly the same). Which sucks, cause all I want is a punk rock band. I am a better guitar player than that and I can do more intricate things but it's simply not as fun at this point.
MrBlu, those aren't photos I took, they are photos with me in them. I am the one wearing the checked red shirt (and then not wearing it).
(But thank you)
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Gene go to ABC No Rio this saturday. I looked at their website and noticed Hjertestop is playing there saturday. They are just some dudes from Denmark but DC is going fucking crazy over the show they are supposed to play thursday here. They play simple, fun, and catchy punk.
I mean they are a touring band but you might catch a nice local act/near local act there as well.
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My band is playing this Saturday, unfortunately.
ABC No Rio is a cool place, yeah. Punk isn't gone, it's just at a bare minimum right now.
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I love that Gene gradually becomes more shirtless in each picture. It makes me giggle.
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There are so many people taking pictures.
Why.
Why can't a thing just exist in a point in time and that's when it existed and everyone is okay with that?
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Well, all of the people with photo or video cameras at that particular event (and most of the things I attend) were doing so as a favor to the bands. Bands like photo and video evidence of their concerts! It's great for promotion among other things.
I do, however, agree with you when it comes to teenagers taking portable point-and-shoot cameras everywhere and taking pictures of themselves doing absolutely nothing so that they can go on Facebook and everyone can see how their friends were doing absolutely nothing.
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I do, however, agree with you when it comes to teenagers taking portable point-and-shoot cameras everywhere and taking pictures of themselves doing absolutely nothing so that they can go on Facebook and everyone can see how their friends were doing absolutely nothing.
There are very few pictures of me for this exact reason. What is funny is that my ex girlfriend is exactly like that. She has like 600+ photos on her facebook and there are only like 6 that are different.
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I have maybe 3 new photos of me every year, on average. Out of those, maybe 4 are different. I don't want to think about 600+ photos.
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So...um...how bout them drawings Gilead?
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these threads are not a job and they're instead something I do for fun and to have something new and creative to inspire me to draw
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Hey can we get a drawing of Jens with a glass penis glued to his lips?
Death optional.
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dc has an best punk/grind/80's noise+hardcore/whathaveyou scene
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Next sequel is a choose your own adventure when I get some free time.
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I have maybe 3 new photos of me every year, on average. Out of those, maybe 4 are different. I don't want to think about 600+ photos.
I've never said I was good at simple math but something about this post makes no sense to me.
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He may have been referring to the total number of photos taken of him in his lifetime
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I thought he was trying to be clever by saying that his photos are so extremely different it's like there are 4 not 3.
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Please draw me? Here is a photo for reference!
http://s598.photobucket.com/albums/tt70/Lolwutster/?action=view¤t=Image6.jpg
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You're a blurry fella.
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Bad camera. I am financially disadvantaged.