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Title: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Yayniall on 17 May 2009, 12:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf-izM1FWh8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf-izM1FWh8)

Wave your hands
Wave your hands
SUPERMAN

 :police: :mrgreen: :police: :mrgreen: :police: :mrgreen: :police:
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Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Melodic on 17 May 2009, 12:44
Nope.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tyler on 17 May 2009, 12:46
Try again
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Yayniall on 17 May 2009, 12:50
Machoman?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Josefbugman on 17 May 2009, 12:53
I always thought supermanning meant burning someone apart with laser eye beams or punching someone through a continental shelf.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: snalin on 17 May 2009, 12:56
Now, here's the drill, a couple of board members will tell you to eat shit, then someone will try to act grown up and tell you all about how shit works around here, and if you are lucky they will tell the first people that they are overdoing it. Then people will argue about when they can tell people to eat shit, and if you get defensive, this thread might get to two pages of arguments.

This is like a bad sit com: the same lines, the same characters, just a mix of who says what.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: BlahBlah on 17 May 2009, 13:03
Alright Tommy, what the hell is that?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: snalin on 17 May 2009, 13:06
That's a spider, right?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 May 2009, 13:07
That's what's referred to as redefining the paradigm
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Zingoleb on 17 May 2009, 13:08
Do...do I stab it or hug it?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Avec on 17 May 2009, 13:26
I always thought supermanning meant burning someone apart with laser eye beams or punching someone through a continental shelf.

Oh man, you are so wrong.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Patrick on 17 May 2009, 13:41
Oh so it means that you save that hooker from the vicious cycle of prostitution that is her life? I mean, Superman is known for fighting crime and shit, and prostitution is a crime where I come from. I don't know, jesus.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Josefbugman on 17 May 2009, 13:58
Supes is a pretty good guy so he would probably try to talk to her for a bit, see if he could help.

Thats a wolf spider, its one of the few spiders that doesn't make webs, it goes around on its own, though they sometimes build burrows.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Josefbugman on 17 May 2009, 14:24
Thats silver age supes (for the most part, some of the more modern and older stuff is in  here too but I note that most of it comes from the silver age) and usually its just the front covers that try to prove he's a dick.

He's nice, really I mean if I was basically a physical god I would probably be a lot less nice than him.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: imapiratearg on 17 May 2009, 15:42
I'm so glad this thread exceeded my expectations.  I thought it was going to be jokes about Soulja Boi.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Wasteroo on 17 May 2009, 16:00
Now, here's the drill, a couple of board members will tell you to eat shit, then someone will try to act grown up and tell you all about how shit works around here, and if you are lucky they will tell the first people that they are overdoing it. Then people will argue about when they can tell people to eat shit, and if you get defensive, this thread might get to two pages of arguments.

This is like a bad sit com: the same lines, the same characters, just a mix of who says what.

Stop trivializing our culture!!
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 17 May 2009, 17:04
That's a spider, right?

Either that, or the scariest vagina ever.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: JD on 17 May 2009, 17:06
The vagina drags you back to it's lair to inject venom into you.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 17 May 2009, 17:07
Vagjection!
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: imapiratearg on 17 May 2009, 17:35
Kinky.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Avec on 17 May 2009, 17:45
To keep this thread on subject of deadly vaginas.

http://www.teethmovie.com/
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Will on 17 May 2009, 18:06
Oh, fuck you so hard...I've been trying to forget that movie exists ever since I first heard of it...
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 17 May 2009, 18:42
Are you kidding? It's such a good movie. Incredibly uncomfortable and unsettling, but great as the black comedy / thriller parody that it is. I watched it with my hands over my mmhmhm as a protective gauntlet.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: MrBlu on 17 May 2009, 19:28
I haven't clicked the link in the OP yet, does does it explain that "Superman dat Ho" means ejaculating on a girl's back?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: nobo on 17 May 2009, 19:34
and sticking the sheet on her, so when she wakes up it sticks to her like superman's cape
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 17 May 2009, 19:37
I was happier not knowing that such behaviour was common enough practice to have its own slang term.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Reed on 17 May 2009, 19:56
.....still better than a gorilla mask
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Avec on 17 May 2009, 20:40
Man, I know too many informal titles for repulsive intimacy for my own good. Just to add fuel to the fire, how about an Alabama Hot Pocket?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: MrBlu on 17 May 2009, 20:53
Pinch the squid.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 17 May 2009, 21:14
Hey!
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 17 May 2009, 21:18
FUCK YOU TOMMY

tommydski:sea monsters::Dovey:spiders
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 17 May 2009, 21:25
Me too. I once squashed a spider because there was no one to save me, and I ended up vomiting.

BUT! that one is kind of cute?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 17 May 2009, 21:30
Girl you trippin.

Today I opened my car window and a spider must've been camping on my car door or something because it abseiled down past my window and the wind kind of blew it back and forth out of the car and right next to my head and I screamed like a girl and if there were recording devices hidden in the car everyone would've heard it.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 17 May 2009, 21:31
It was a big ugly hairy motherfucker too
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 17 May 2009, 21:48
EW EW EW but I think I'd like a hairy motherfucker as opposed to a non-hairy spider, because being hairy is almost always good. It's like you take a spider and give him a beard or something and I'd probably be alright with it.

But here. Here is a video of kittens playing in a box of tissues and also there is Spoon playing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdQj2ohqCBk)
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 17 May 2009, 21:57
^_^
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 17 May 2009, 22:07
Dovey, how the hell have you survived in Australia this long.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 17 May 2009, 22:54
The best use of spiders you'll see all week:

Spider. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdj9vMH4BfQ)
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 17 May 2009, 22:57
Dovey, how the hell have you survived in Australia this long.

a combination of never leaving the city and making sure there is always someone to kill the spiders for me (usually while I cower in another room)
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: MadassAlex on 17 May 2009, 23:22
Pinch the squid.

Chernobyl jackhammer.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: phooey on 17 May 2009, 23:22
Tommy

Everybody is on a first name with this guy.  
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 17 May 2009, 23:23
Spiders are so cool.  They are probably my favorite creepy-crawly thing.  The only reason I freaked out when there was a spider in my apartment was the fact that my cat was trying to eat it, and I couldn't figure out whether or not the spider was poisonous to small mammals.  

Now centipedes, on the other hand.  Ech.  Ech ech ech.  Those basement dwelling things with some long legs and some short legs?  I woke up with one on me once and never quite recovered.  
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Nodaisho on 17 May 2009, 23:26
Pinch the squid.

Chernobyl jackhammer.
You know it was good when you set off a Geiger counter afterward.

And then nine months later, when you find yourself parent of a mutated newborn, and barren for the rest of your life, what little you have of it before your child murders you in your sleep.

But man, it was totally worth it.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 May 2009, 00:38
I woke up with one on me once and never quite recovered. 

That is a traumatizing experience, I'm so sorry. Centipedes are the grossest things.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Josefbugman on 18 May 2009, 01:27
no, those parastic wasps are the grossest things ever... or possibly slugs.

I always feel bad for killing insect's, its not a fair fight when you are so much bigger than they are.

Angry Pirate
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 18 May 2009, 01:30
They may be small, but those bastards are quick. 
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: McTaggart on 18 May 2009, 02:28
Dovey, how the hell have you survived in Australia this long.

a combination of never leaving the city and making sure there is always someone to kill the spiders for me (usually while I cower in another room)

In my nice quiet suburban garden there is this two inch big spider that's stretched it's web across the path between two flower beds. It's been there maybe four months now. When things fly into it's web it grabs them and moves them into a line above the centre of the web where the spider sits and waits. There's an even bigger one next door with a web that stretches between their shed and a tree maybe three metres away. Spiders are fascinating.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Avec on 18 May 2009, 03:32
Shanghai Bludgeon.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Josefbugman on 18 May 2009, 06:18
Osaka shrimp coating

Also spiders are fascinating they are trying to, in some parts of the world, create a goat that can produce spider "silk" when it's milked, I remember reading about it and realising that "wow, spiders are cool"

I justy always feel bad for most insects, they are just trundling along and we have no real right to end their lives.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barmymoo on 18 May 2009, 06:40
Why would you want a goat to produce silk? Wouldn't that just result in a world shortage of goat's milk? Or what, are they going to get the silk worms to produce milk or something to compensate? This isn't science, it's toddlers in a laboratory.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 May 2009, 06:46
It's also mildly disturbing.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lines on 18 May 2009, 06:46
I don't know why I ever looked it up, considering I'm terrified of spiders, but look up camel spiders. Like, even a really tiny picture of one is terrifying as hell.

Man, now I'm all freaked out because I looked them up and I really shouldn't have listened to that girl who told me to look them up because they are FUCKING TERRIFYING.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Josefbugman on 18 May 2009, 07:35
Because the silk is stronger (relativly) than steel, but we can't really "farm" spiders, but we can farm goats. It gives a great building material, is somewhat thicker and its just kind of awesome.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Ballard on 18 May 2009, 07:46
Dude they already farm spiders.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 May 2009, 08:22
I mentally say the p.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: McTaggart on 18 May 2009, 08:51
I mentally spell it without the p.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 May 2009, 08:59
You're not meant to say the p in Pterodactyl?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: pwhodges on 18 May 2009, 09:11
Nor in Ptarmigan, nor pteryx, nor Ptolemy.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 18 May 2009, 09:15
Pneumonia! Psychiatrist! Pseudonym! Psalm!
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 May 2009, 09:34
That's a lie. You're messing with my head. Really?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: redglasscurls on 18 May 2009, 12:02
do we say the P in pwhodges??
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tyler on 18 May 2009, 12:07
I have been pronouncing it "Atrick"
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Patrick on 18 May 2009, 15:06
Good, I don't have to deck you for saying my name like a plebeian.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cernunnos on 18 May 2009, 15:08
A lebian?


Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 18 May 2009, 15:16
LEBIANS
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: axerton on 18 May 2009, 15:26
Tommy, I've been meaning to ask, is the silent P a reference to Wodehouse's Psmith?
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: pwhodges on 18 May 2009, 15:45
do we say the P in pwhodges??

The p stands for Saul, obviously, and the w stands for Boniface by the reverse logic (there - a puzzle for you!).
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: DonInKansas on 18 May 2009, 16:06
Spiders are awesome.  I freak my wife out with them whenever possible.

During the summer here it is not unusual to see a tarantula the size of your hand cruising up and down the sidewalk, like they are on their way to the store for a pack of smokes or something.
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: phooey on 18 May 2009, 19:03
People tend to work it out.

I kid.

-hooey
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: SirJuggles on 18 May 2009, 21:34
Man I was on a roll knowing all the silent-P words. But Ptolemy? That... sounds strange without the p....  :-(
Title: Re: Superman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: phooey on 18 May 2009, 22:27
w stands for Boniface by the reverse logic (there - a puzzle for you!).

Winfrid, eh?
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Ballard on 18 May 2009, 22:58
Phooey is smarter than me. I spent half an hour trying to deconstruct that and missed the obvious clue.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: MrBlu on 18 May 2009, 23:05
You didn't think to Google it either?
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Ballard on 18 May 2009, 23:31
That would've taken all the fun out of it.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: pwhodges on 18 May 2009, 23:48
Winfrith.  The d at the end in the Wikipedia article should be (and I suspect someone's confused it with Winifred).  My father was a religious philosopher, and was studying St Boniface at the time I was born; I glad I didn't get that for a name, though.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: MrBlu on 19 May 2009, 01:45
That would've taken all the fun out of it.
Good oint.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Thomas Edison on 19 May 2009, 02:44
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9082/spiderm.jpg)

:laugh:
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Thomas Edison on 19 May 2009, 02:49
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2217/spider1.jpg)
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Thomas Edison on 19 May 2009, 02:50
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7404/spider3.jpg)
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Thomas Edison on 19 May 2009, 02:50
Did I ever mention I like spiders?
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Gemmwah on 19 May 2009, 02:57
you are so fucking evil.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Dollface on 19 May 2009, 02:58
I accept your challenge.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Metope on 19 May 2009, 03:00
Oh my god stop it with the psiders.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Radical AC on 19 May 2009, 03:05
Clock spider was never really scary to me.  It's been around the internets for about a decade. though.

Giant centipedes, giant jellyfish, and certain cephalopods tend to creep me the hell out.  The first because they are fast, relatively large, super poisonous, needlessly aggressive, and invincible.  One ran out from a plant at my friend vacationing in Hawaii.  His brother picks up a shovel and smashes the damn thing with the spade.  It barely phases it and it flails around for a second before running off.  The second are stupidly big and deadly for something that isn't even bilaterally symmetric.  The last because they have some alien lovecraftian intelligence and can communicate with chromatophores.   The smaller they get the more poisonous they are, and the bigger they get the exponentially stronger they get.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 19 May 2009, 03:16
I accept your challenge.

Is this where is gets interesting?
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Josefbugman on 19 May 2009, 03:23
I hope pso, also I am hoping that psomeones made a "we are legion" pstyle caption for the baby pspider picture.

Anyone else planning on adding "P's" to anything that pstarts with an S?
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 19 May 2009, 03:53
Anyone else planning on adding "P's"

I'm just not going to use them for the rest of the day.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Barmymoo on 19 May 2009, 04:12
I'm just waiting for this thread to turn into  this. (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,21512.msg724941.html#msg724941)
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Yakob on 19 May 2009, 13:03
Retrograde Wheelbarrow

(am i too late?)
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Yayniall on 19 May 2009, 13:09
My perfectly good thread with a link to arguably the greatest wedding song of all time become a circle jerk about spiders.
 :oops:
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 19 May 2009, 13:12
You say that as if the original post was promising.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Thomas Edison on 19 May 2009, 13:14
The spider circle jerk obviously made this thread worth reading.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Josefbugman on 19 May 2009, 14:29
Circle Jerk.

(your not too late)
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: snalin on 19 May 2009, 14:50
circle jerk>spiders
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Dimmukane on 19 May 2009, 16:12
I would pay to see this.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lines on 19 May 2009, 16:41
Yeah, so I tabbed very quickly down the last page. Stop it with the fucking spiders.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 19 May 2009, 16:43
As opposed to the music forums, which is a Spiderland circle jerk.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Yakob on 19 May 2009, 16:47
Ba-dum-csssh (http://instantrimshot.com/)
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: MrBlu on 19 May 2009, 18:46
You say that as if the thread title was promising.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Ballard on 19 May 2009, 19:56
circle jerk>spiders

I disagree, the Circle Jerks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_Jerks) were not better than The Spiders (http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spiders_From_Mars).
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: Radical AC on 19 May 2009, 21:22
Maybe, but The Circle Jerks would be a lot more fun to watch.
Title: Re: Psuperman dat ho!!!!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 19 May 2009, 23:29
My friend keeps on raving about how awesome the circle jerks are because, well, they released an album called 'the golden shower of hits'

and I keep going 'mhm'.