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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Yayniall on 17 May 2009, 12:40
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf-izM1FWh8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf-izM1FWh8)
Wave your hands
Wave your hands
SUPERMAN
:police: :mrgreen: :police: :mrgreen: :police: :mrgreen: :police:
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Nope.
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Try again
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Machoman?
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I always thought supermanning meant burning someone apart with laser eye beams or punching someone through a continental shelf.
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Now, here's the drill, a couple of board members will tell you to eat shit, then someone will try to act grown up and tell you all about how shit works around here, and if you are lucky they will tell the first people that they are overdoing it. Then people will argue about when they can tell people to eat shit, and if you get defensive, this thread might get to two pages of arguments.
This is like a bad sit com: the same lines, the same characters, just a mix of who says what.
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Alright Tommy, what the hell is that?
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That's a spider, right?
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That's what's referred to as redefining the paradigm
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Do...do I stab it or hug it?
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I always thought supermanning meant burning someone apart with laser eye beams or punching someone through a continental shelf.
Oh man, you are so wrong.
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Oh so it means that you save that hooker from the vicious cycle of prostitution that is her life? I mean, Superman is known for fighting crime and shit, and prostitution is a crime where I come from. I don't know, jesus.
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Supes is a pretty good guy so he would probably try to talk to her for a bit, see if he could help.
Thats a wolf spider, its one of the few spiders that doesn't make webs, it goes around on its own, though they sometimes build burrows.
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Thats silver age supes (for the most part, some of the more modern and older stuff is in here too but I note that most of it comes from the silver age) and usually its just the front covers that try to prove he's a dick.
He's nice, really I mean if I was basically a physical god I would probably be a lot less nice than him.
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I'm so glad this thread exceeded my expectations. I thought it was going to be jokes about Soulja Boi.
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Now, here's the drill, a couple of board members will tell you to eat shit, then someone will try to act grown up and tell you all about how shit works around here, and if you are lucky they will tell the first people that they are overdoing it. Then people will argue about when they can tell people to eat shit, and if you get defensive, this thread might get to two pages of arguments.
This is like a bad sit com: the same lines, the same characters, just a mix of who says what.
Stop trivializing our culture!!
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That's a spider, right?
Either that, or the scariest vagina ever.
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The vagina drags you back to it's lair to inject venom into you.
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Vagjection!
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Kinky.
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To keep this thread on subject of deadly vaginas.
http://www.teethmovie.com/
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Oh, fuck you so hard...I've been trying to forget that movie exists ever since I first heard of it...
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Are you kidding? It's such a good movie. Incredibly uncomfortable and unsettling, but great as the black comedy / thriller parody that it is. I watched it with my hands over my mmhmhm as a protective gauntlet.
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I haven't clicked the link in the OP yet, does does it explain that "Superman dat Ho" means ejaculating on a girl's back?
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and sticking the sheet on her, so when she wakes up it sticks to her like superman's cape
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I was happier not knowing that such behaviour was common enough practice to have its own slang term.
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.....still better than a gorilla mask
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Man, I know too many informal titles for repulsive intimacy for my own good. Just to add fuel to the fire, how about an Alabama Hot Pocket?
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Pinch the squid.
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Hey!
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FUCK YOU TOMMY
tommydski:sea monsters::Dovey:spiders
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Me too. I once squashed a spider because there was no one to save me, and I ended up vomiting.
BUT! that one is kind of cute?
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Girl you trippin.
Today I opened my car window and a spider must've been camping on my car door or something because it abseiled down past my window and the wind kind of blew it back and forth out of the car and right next to my head and I screamed like a girl and if there were recording devices hidden in the car everyone would've heard it.
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It was a big ugly hairy motherfucker too
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EW EW EW but I think I'd like a hairy motherfucker as opposed to a non-hairy spider, because being hairy is almost always good. It's like you take a spider and give him a beard or something and I'd probably be alright with it.
But here. Here is a video of kittens playing in a box of tissues and also there is Spoon playing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdQj2ohqCBk)
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^_^
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Dovey, how the hell have you survived in Australia this long.
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The best use of spiders you'll see all week:
Spider. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdj9vMH4BfQ)
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Dovey, how the hell have you survived in Australia this long.
a combination of never leaving the city and making sure there is always someone to kill the spiders for me (usually while I cower in another room)
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Pinch the squid.
Chernobyl jackhammer.
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Tommy
Everybody is on a first name with this guy.
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Spiders are so cool. They are probably my favorite creepy-crawly thing. The only reason I freaked out when there was a spider in my apartment was the fact that my cat was trying to eat it, and I couldn't figure out whether or not the spider was poisonous to small mammals.
Now centipedes, on the other hand. Ech. Ech ech ech. Those basement dwelling things with some long legs and some short legs? I woke up with one on me once and never quite recovered.
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Pinch the squid.
Chernobyl jackhammer.
You know it was good when you set off a Geiger counter afterward.
And then nine months later, when you find yourself parent of a mutated newborn, and barren for the rest of your life, what little you have of it before your child murders you in your sleep.
But man, it was totally worth it.
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I woke up with one on me once and never quite recovered.
That is a traumatizing experience, I'm so sorry. Centipedes are the grossest things.
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no, those parastic wasps are the grossest things ever... or possibly slugs.
I always feel bad for killing insect's, its not a fair fight when you are so much bigger than they are.
Angry Pirate
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They may be small, but those bastards are quick.
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Dovey, how the hell have you survived in Australia this long.
a combination of never leaving the city and making sure there is always someone to kill the spiders for me (usually while I cower in another room)
In my nice quiet suburban garden there is this two inch big spider that's stretched it's web across the path between two flower beds. It's been there maybe four months now. When things fly into it's web it grabs them and moves them into a line above the centre of the web where the spider sits and waits. There's an even bigger one next door with a web that stretches between their shed and a tree maybe three metres away. Spiders are fascinating.
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Shanghai Bludgeon.
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Osaka shrimp coating
Also spiders are fascinating they are trying to, in some parts of the world, create a goat that can produce spider "silk" when it's milked, I remember reading about it and realising that "wow, spiders are cool"
I justy always feel bad for most insects, they are just trundling along and we have no real right to end their lives.
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Why would you want a goat to produce silk? Wouldn't that just result in a world shortage of goat's milk? Or what, are they going to get the silk worms to produce milk or something to compensate? This isn't science, it's toddlers in a laboratory.
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It's also mildly disturbing.
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I don't know why I ever looked it up, considering I'm terrified of spiders, but look up camel spiders. Like, even a really tiny picture of one is terrifying as hell.
Man, now I'm all freaked out because I looked them up and I really shouldn't have listened to that girl who told me to look them up because they are FUCKING TERRIFYING.
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Because the silk is stronger (relativly) than steel, but we can't really "farm" spiders, but we can farm goats. It gives a great building material, is somewhat thicker and its just kind of awesome.
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Dude they already farm spiders.
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I mentally say the p.
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I mentally spell it without the p.
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You're not meant to say the p in Pterodactyl?
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Nor in Ptarmigan, nor pteryx, nor Ptolemy.
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Pneumonia! Psychiatrist! Pseudonym! Psalm!
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That's a lie. You're messing with my head. Really?
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do we say the P in pwhodges??
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I have been pronouncing it "Atrick"
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Good, I don't have to deck you for saying my name like a plebeian.
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A lebian?
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LEBIANS
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Tommy, I've been meaning to ask, is the silent P a reference to Wodehouse's Psmith?
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do we say the P in pwhodges??
The p stands for Saul, obviously, and the w stands for Boniface by the reverse logic (there - a puzzle for you!).
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Spiders are awesome. I freak my wife out with them whenever possible.
During the summer here it is not unusual to see a tarantula the size of your hand cruising up and down the sidewalk, like they are on their way to the store for a pack of smokes or something.
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People tend to work it out.
I kid.
-hooey
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Man I was on a roll knowing all the silent-P words. But Ptolemy? That... sounds strange without the p.... :-(
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w stands for Boniface by the reverse logic (there - a puzzle for you!).
Winfrid, eh?
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Phooey is smarter than me. I spent half an hour trying to deconstruct that and missed the obvious clue.
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You didn't think to Google it either?
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That would've taken all the fun out of it.
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Winfrith. The d at the end in the Wikipedia article should be ð (and I suspect someone's confused it with Winifred). My father was a religious philosopher, and was studying St Boniface at the time I was born; I glad I didn't get that for a name, though.
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That would've taken all the fun out of it.
Good oint.
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(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9082/spiderm.jpg)
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(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2217/spider1.jpg)
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(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7404/spider3.jpg)
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Did I ever mention I like spiders?
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you are so fucking evil.
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I accept your challenge.
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Oh my god stop it with the psiders.
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Clock spider was never really scary to me. It's been around the internets for about a decade. though.
Giant centipedes, giant jellyfish, and certain cephalopods tend to creep me the hell out. The first because they are fast, relatively large, super poisonous, needlessly aggressive, and invincible. One ran out from a plant at my friend vacationing in Hawaii. His brother picks up a shovel and smashes the damn thing with the spade. It barely phases it and it flails around for a second before running off. The second are stupidly big and deadly for something that isn't even bilaterally symmetric. The last because they have some alien lovecraftian intelligence and can communicate with chromatophores. The smaller they get the more poisonous they are, and the bigger they get the exponentially stronger they get.
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I accept your challenge.
Is this where is gets interesting?
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I hope pso, also I am hoping that psomeones made a "we are legion" pstyle caption for the baby pspider picture.
Anyone else planning on adding "P's" to anything that pstarts with an S?
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Anyone else planning on adding "P's"
I'm just not going to use them for the rest of the day.
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I'm just waiting for this thread to turn into this. (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,21512.msg724941.html#msg724941)
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Retrograde Wheelbarrow
(am i too late?)
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My perfectly good thread with a link to arguably the greatest wedding song of all time become a circle jerk about spiders.
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You say that as if the original post was promising.
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The spider circle jerk obviously made this thread worth reading.
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Circle Jerk.
(your not too late)
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circle jerk>spiders
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I would pay to see this.
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Yeah, so I tabbed very quickly down the last page. Stop it with the fucking spiders.
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As opposed to the music forums, which is a Spiderland circle jerk.
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Ba-dum-csssh (http://instantrimshot.com/)
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You say that as if the thread title was promising.
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circle jerk>spiders
I disagree, the Circle Jerks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_Jerks) were not better than The Spiders (http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spiders_From_Mars).
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Maybe, but The Circle Jerks would be a lot more fun to watch.
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My friend keeps on raving about how awesome the circle jerks are because, well, they released an album called 'the golden shower of hits'
and I keep going 'mhm'.