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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: JD on 07 Jun 2009, 00:32
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Everybody likes Haiku's, right?
THE RULES:
Each post must contain a Haiku (but can contain other things, too).
A Haiku is a poem that has a 5-7-5 syllable structure.
Your Haiku must BEGIN with the LAST word of the previous Haiku.
Bonus points if you can pull off a limerick
Things I am doing:
Typing on the computer
Listening to tunes
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Tunes don't help me now.
Black tears running down my face
and I want to die
(woo, shitty goth poetry haikus!)
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Die you goddamn ant
Are you immune to the raid?
Stomping it worked well
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Die you goddamn ant
Are you immune to the raid?
Stomping it worked well
Wow just wow.
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Yeah that was pretty cool.
Haikus tend to be
Way too freaking short to tell
A decent story
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Die you goddamn ant
Are you immune to the raid?
Stomping it worked well
Well, I just woke up
way too goddamned hungover
must make coffee now
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(whoops)
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Now I'm not sure that
you guys understand
the rules of this game.
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Game that punk sucka
He be all up in my grill
Bust cap in his ass
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Ass in my presence
What is the meaning of this?
I am disgusted
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Disgusted with ass?
Must be in the wrong strip club
off to chippendales
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Chippendales dancer
Shakin his thang all over
Banana hammock
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Hammock is swinging
in the breezy afternoon.
Could stay forever.
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Forever? Too long.
Happiness is the present;
Let the future wait.
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Wait, bitch, hear me out
He will be gone forever
I am your new pimp
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Pimp My Ride drones on;
his body still sits alert.
Death by MTV.
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VHS is dead;
DVD is dying next;
Blu-ray is the thing.
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Thing of death and blood
Dripping red and so tasteful
It gives up the ghost.
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Ghost within my home
Haunts me while I am sleeping
Thing needs to move on
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On the dead water
I sit and stare at the sea
Should have brought a boat
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Boat boat boat boat boat
Boat boat boat boat boat boat boat
Boat boat boat boat boat
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Boat on the river,
Children on their inner-tubes,
Happy on the water.
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Water in my bed?
Is warm and very seedy
Damn, smells like urine
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urine fills my nose
as the girl gives one more round
of wild piss-dunking
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Dunking my Tim-Tams
in my piping hot coffee
makes me so messy
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Messy, messy mess!
I love playing in soft mud,
Squidging with my toes.
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Toes go STUB! at night
It hurts very very much
I dislike the pain
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Pain. I can't think of
A good haiku for this one.
So try this: asdf :)
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asdf web hosting (http://www.asdf.com/aboutasdf.html)
I had not heard of before;
But today I have.
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Have another drink:
Long night, short life, and we are
Just getting started.
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Started on another
Twas a limerick with a
Haiku found inside
'There was a young man called Ryu
Who wrote his fair share of haikus
down downforward forward punch
Hadouken all in your junk
"The structure's wrong", "Fight you!"'
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No.
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Started another;
No limerick has appeared -
Only a haiku.
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A haiku once started a thread,
then a limerick came in its stead.
But that wasn't so nice,
and just didn't suffice;
So the thread is now totally dead.
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Dead. Not good to be.
I would rather live.
Dead? No, not myself.
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Myself, I bemoan
The day when 5-7-5
Is eschewed, ignored
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Ignored is not good.
But no worse than just being
Self-referential.
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Self-referential
I do talk about myself
Just not all the time
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Time to write something
Hope that it is good enough
Damn, I'm out of room
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Room is plentiful
Emptiness fills my bedroom
God I'm so lonely
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Lonely dog chases
His tail within the forest
He sees his own ass
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Ass is in this thread
I've seen it too many times
Life has lost meaning
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Oh, what does life mean?
Does anyone really care?
Let's just get wasted.
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Wasted days go by
Like ducks on a breezy pond
Fluffy and windblown.
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Windblown and mouth blown
Today was quite a good day
For walking outside
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Outside or inside?
Does the choice really matter?
No. No, not at all.
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All the little things
Are eating at my insides
The stomach flu blows.
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Blows the winter wind?
Ah yes, and it's still unkind.
Or so Shakespear said...
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Said I, to the king,
"Have all your troops assemble.
I will kill them all"
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All my pants won't fit.
The calorie is my foe.
Tomorrow we fight.
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Fight, lose, get stabbed, bleed.
I'm glad I know a medic,
He'll fix me right up
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Up into the air
Then the car flips over twice
got fired from work :(
(true story of my last 24 hours)
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Work for me, PC.
I spent good money on you.
Bimbo, press the cloth.*
*fix'd.
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Cloth feels good on me.
I like wearing clothes sometimes.
Prefer to be nude.
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Nude in pouring rain,
At one with the elements;
Life is just awesome.
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Awesome, mangoes are
Especially in smoothies
Eat healthy, you cunts!
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Cunts, or so I've heard
Are supposed to listen to
Some band that's called Sloan
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Sloan is a fine band
Do not understand the hate
IT DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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Compute this, asshole
My computer will tell me
When I cause segfault
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Segfault? What's segfault?
Perhaps I should Google it
May as well do-ZZZZZZ
(ZZZZZZ totally counts as one syllable)
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"ZZZZZZ" is not a word,
an onomatopoeia
though, it really is.
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It is that a small car?
he asked. That, my friend, is a
hippopotamus.
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Hippopotamus
A fine animal indeed
Better than a duck
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Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck
Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck
Duck Duck Duck Grey Duck
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Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck
Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Goose
Now you must race me
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Me, myself and I
Are three people that bug me
But we will race you
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You will lose the race
For I am the fastest duck
Watch me waddle now.
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Your first little steps
More a waddle a walk
Baby's growing up!
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Man haikus are hard.
I don't think I like them much.
I would like a hug.
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I'll give you a hug
I'm here in Canada though
You'll have to come here
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Here, let me show you
Because you are both failing
At writing Haiku
(well, not really. You just aren't following the rules.)
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Haiku-thread goes with
More complicated rules than
actual Haiku
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Haiku's arent that hard
Neither are the rules, dumbfucks
Man, puppies are cute!
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Cute that they may be
A nice meal is what I see
Watch my hunger go.
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Go, gory Thomas!
Never vegetarian,
Not when near puppies!
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Puppies drink water,
The less I have to myself.
So thirsty, I am.
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Am this to make sense?
If not then it will not be
Refrigerator
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Refrigerator
There's no word for it in Welsh
Bloody sheep shaggers
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Shaggers? How dare you!
When I am of Welsh descent
(Even though they are)
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are you serious?
are you fucking serious?!??
fuck you, man. fuck you.
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You, a massive cunt
No, a collection of cunts
An offensive word.
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word of the day, from
john eleven verse thirty
five: "Jesus Wept". Apt.
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Apt? Oh, for the love
of God, pick a nice word for
these haikus, you twit.
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Twitter is too short
To express opera plots,
But some people try.
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Try to explain them
In a haiku sort of form...
Could be amusing
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Amusing indeed
But it's a difficult task
I will not try it
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It my friends is but
Nothing more simple than just
Babby being formed.
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Formed, what the fuck man
Starting a Haiku with that?
Impossible deed
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deed? It's a good deed
To actually try the
haiku-opera
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Opera music
Was playing the whole drive home
I miss my girlfriend
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Girlfriend comes with spring
Summer loving happens fast
By autumn, she's gone
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Gone With The Wind man
Fantastic film that I love
What about your favorite?