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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Tyler on 08 Jun 2009, 21:02
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Brought to you by meebo comparing percentages:
The 1000 Question Purity test (http://www.armory.com/tests/sex1000.html)
34.8
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88.8% woooo
I am the most pure in meebo.
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To clarify the percentage you should post is the amount of purity you are, not the corruption.
46.7
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82.6
High fives for 80s, Hanners! o/
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\o
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79%
I've got plenty of time to change this.
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I got 72.7.
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That shit is to loooong I got to number 45 and quit. Sorry QC I will never know how pure I am.
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Never say never, chief
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90%.
Yeah!
Is this good or bad?
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55.4%. I expected lower but I guess I haven't had sex in too many public places (that seemed to be quite the theme for a while).
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66.3
drug free is the way to be!
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i am so pure
me too :evil:
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70.4% sexually pure. Seems about right.
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Johnnyyyyyyyyy I want to know what you got, post your score.
Silly goose.
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86.6% pure. Hmm.
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71.2%
*shrugs*
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Tyler, only because you're the "least pure" I am imagining you now as a dude who has had sex with several animals in the presence of some people but have never ever taken any drug.
(PS I kind of feel totally boring now) (more than usual)
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They call me the zookeeper.
(but really. ew.)
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This is something that I have been wanting to do for awhile but never got around to.
Time to get to it.
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51.6%
So many things on the to-do list.
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I refuse to answer these on the grounds that they may incriminate me.
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I've had sex only once.
You answered "yes" to 372 of 1000 questions, making you 62.8% sexually pure (37.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 62.8% pure in the sex domain.
All those ones about location...damn.
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Yeah, I was looking at the thing earlier and gave up because I was sick of ticking boxes. They should supply two different versions, one where you say the things you've done and another where you tick the ones you haven't, or at the very least give a way to tick all boxes in a certain subsection at once and un-tick the ones you haven't gotten around to yet.
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67.8% pure. Some of those things.. I just.. no way.
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90%.
Yeah!
Is this good or bad?
Yes.
I scored 81%, boring. I am committed to changing this.
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78.0%
I am okay with this. For now.
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95.1% sexually pure. Yay!
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70%. Average. Well, well.
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I am informed that only 800 or so boxes are to be ticked.
Regardless.
I dunno Tommy. Have you ever fellated a corpse?
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67.4% purity...
with a weirdness of 20%?
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87.2% Pure!
I'm a little Goody Two Shoes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhvqVqLAdLI&feature=related).
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89.9% pure, 6% weird, 80% sick of ticking boxes.
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70.6% pure, I guess I ought to get on the whole "sex in churches for the purposes of people seeing me" thing
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72.2%
I'm still young yet.
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You answered "yes" to 348 of 1000 questions, making you 65.2% sexually pure (34.8% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 65.2% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 16%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.
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76.1%.
I'm cool with it!
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I thought I would be way dirtier :cry:
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60.6%
I have a lot of work to do.
Also I am ashamed of myself.
Oh well.
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I only had time for the first 368 questions since I'm working, but here's what that got me.
76.6% sexually pure
The average purity for this test is 72.2%.
weirdness factor of 10%
I'm kind of curious, so I may finish it later if I remember.
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that's an awful lot of questions to work out something you already know and probably doesn't matter anyway unless you hang out with the kind of people who care about this kind of thing, but those people are usually kinda lame anyway so who cares I guess.
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QC hates fun QC hates fun
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76.1% purity WOOOO.
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I'm going to stick to reading the archives of Text From Last Night instead. It's like this questionnaire only with considerably more laughs and considerably fewer tick-boxes.
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QC hates fun QC hates fun
ANDY IS A PERVERT ANDY IS A PERVERT
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qc hates fun? well I guess they would have to in order to take part in this quiz. it's a pretty long quiz with pretty dull results. if this was less than 500 questions, it'd be a little less silly. honestly now.
you don't tick 800 boxes to determine whether or not you like the colour blue so why would you tick 800 boxes to see how sexually experienced you are?
what this quiz essentially boils down to is 'are you adventurous: y/n'. the first post could be 'have you tried any of the following?' and everybody could say yes or no and talk about the weird shit they've done, it'd be the same thread pretty much. except people would complain because that version would be a lot more explicit. that thread has been turned into this boring safe thread by instead using a percentage score generated by a quiz.
I don't care about percentages and spreadsheets or whatever, they're just not fun. I want creative writing and graphic illustrations.
can't we have a 1000 question strong quiz to determine something useful that we couldn't otherwise work out? something like which pokemon I am?
really, this quiz is boring, come back with a better quiz.
people tell me I hate fun because I am not interested in what they're doing, but usually what those people are doing is BOOOORING.
Challenge: Explain why this is a fun quiz because I do not think any of you can. This entire thread is the old thread we had about sex. Except it's now in spreadsheet format where the results are largely anonymous. Way to have fun, you guys.
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I feel like people with a score lower than sixty or so have had to satisfy one of the following, just because of the way the test read:
1. Be into scat play
2. Be into scat play in public
3. Be into scat play whilst swinging both ways
3. Be into scat play in a bunch of really unsexy places (on horseback, in the closet)
4. Be into scat play whilst doing a lot of drugs
5. Be into scat play, scatologically speaking
6. "coprophilia"
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hey darryl you are just just jealous because you have never had sex on top of a horse and then had sex with it and then killed it and then had sex with it some more and then cooked it and had sex with it again and then eaten it and then pooped it out into your diaper and then eaten it again.
just because your life is VANILLA and BORING doesn't mean you have to ruin our fun!
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47.3% pure.
i don't have any tattoos and i have never been interested in or had sex with any ladies. i think this test is trying to tell me i am a pervert.
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I didn't go through 1000 questions - that would be approaching weird - I extrapolated my score from one section after seeing that the others were all similarly structured.
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I did that EXACT same thing to work out an average annual profit margin on a spreadsheet last week!
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profit margin and scat sex: surprisingly similar!
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Mai, I just spit water across my laptop reading that :lol:
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I'm actually quite surprised about how many of the first 20 I answered "yes" to.
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58.8% corrupt41.2% pure.
Things I am sad I have not done earlier, and which are now on my To Do list this summer are:
skinny dipping [with others is optional]
join the mile high club
Also I am kind of sad none of my band camp stuff was eligible under anything other than "had sex with a dude" or whatever.
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You answered "yes" to 476 of 1000 questions, making you 52.4% sexually pure (47.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 52.4% pure in the sex domain.
Higher than I expected!
I need some group sex and drugs.
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And I need to fuck a dude on a boat.
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Why hello there Ozy
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don't try pcp ozy, it is the worst
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Try pcp then bit a small boy's eye out! I hear that is the done thing. Also after that, go and try to chop your legs off with an axe.
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And then replace your legs with guns.
Works well against zombies.
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but how would you run away from the zombies?... or is this one of those things where you wouldn't need to run away because your legs are guns and you can just shoot them. i always really sucked at the zombie threads.
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A man really did bite out his son's eye (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,,25506653-1702,00.html) while on pcp. It is pretty scary.
It seems I like to read about terrible things people do in the news, which then makes me sad about how awful people are.
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Tania, it's a Rose McGowen thing:
(http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp309/direbacterium/Random/planetterror.jpg)
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Guys I just buttfucked a lesbian meatloaf with an inanimate object (ie fountain pen, Coke bottle) in an antique telephone booth with the knowledge that someone was watching with my hands tied behind my back.
Am I part of The Gang now?
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Oh, high on qualudes.
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Ok, so have any of you had sex/oral sex on horseback? I am still very confused about where that question even came from. Is this some sort of fetish that just isn't talked about? I mean, I've heard of sex, etc on a motorcycle (that is parked), but not while on top of a horse. Wouldn't the thing buck you off or something?
I know if I were a horse, I'd be all, "Excuse me, people having sex on my back, you can have sex on the ground, ok?" and then stomp on them.
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post/av
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You answered "yes" to 50 of 1000 questions, making you 95.0% sexually pure (5.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 95.0% pure in the sex domain.
And my weirdness factor is seven percent.
I expected even higher than that, honestly. I need to go outside more. But oh my god there were so many strange questions; I feel like a bad person just READING that test.
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I need to go outside more.
I'd wait a while: right now there's some people fucking on your lawn.
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I need to go outside more.
I'd wait a while: right now there's some people fucking on your lawn.
That would be uncomfortable. It's pretty cold out there and the ground's hard. I wish them luck.
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If it's cold enough, they get another point!
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Have you ever:
1001 [ ] suffered from frostbite as a consequence of having sex outside in winter?
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oh hey, 69.8% pure. i don't think that's entirely accurate.
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I only had time for the first 368 questions since I'm working, but here's what that got me.
76.6% sexually pure
The average purity for this test is 72.2%.
weirdness factor of 10%
I'm kind of curious, so I may finish it later if I remember.
No, no, finish. They get to you later. You big freaky freak.
hey darryl you are just just jealous because you have never had sex on top of a horse and then had sex with it and then killed it and then had sex with it some more and then cooked it and had sex with it again and then eaten it and then pooped it out into your diaper and then eaten it again.
just because your life is VANILLA and BORING doesn't mean you have to ruin our fun!
The law of averages dictates that there is probably at least one person in the world who would tick off every single one of them.
i don't have any tattoos and i have never been interested in or had sex with any ladies. i think this test is trying to tell me i am a pervert.
Man. Tommy talks about it so much I'd honestly forgotten you weren't gay. Who's the worse person in this, me or Tommy?
Oh hey, and I got a 62.8% with a 19% weirdness. Go me.
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Ok, so have any of you had sex/oral sex on horseback? I am still very confused about where that question even came from. Is this some sort of fetish that just isn't talked about? I mean, I've heard of sex, etc on a motorcycle (that is parked), but not while on top of a horse. Wouldn't the thing buck you off or something?
I know if I were a horse, I'd be all, "Excuse me, people having sex on my back, you can have sex on the ground, ok?" and then stomp on them.
More than likely, multiple people have done this, in order to warrant that question, thus, if you search hard enough, there is probably a community of people that are interested, or find pleasure in committing said act, and if you spend a couple more seconds searching, you will find videos of said act.
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horse humpers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3p1mXHfqY)
not porn, just very weird indeed, although headphones might be a good idea if you're around people who don't want to hear about horse penis.
i've probably shared this video before, and okay so it's not quite people having sex on horseback but holy moley.
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Man some of the things in that first section are rather disturbing. Plus I'm kind of troubled by the writers of the test implying that a person will most likely commit murder, plot sedition and/or treason, or used the black market before they have sex for the first time.
65.3% pure, 15% weird. I was on a roll until the beastiality and drugs sections came up, dammit.
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"You answered "yes" to 567 of 1000 questions, making you 43.3% sexually pure (56.7% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 43.3% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 31%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test."
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horse humpers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3p1mXHfqY)
not porn, just very weird indeed, although headphones might be a good idea if you're around people who don't want to hear about horse penis.
i've probably shared this video before, and okay so it's not quite people having sex on horseback but holy moley.
Oh dear.
I feel sorry for the camera crew. They must have felt soo awkward.
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Oh hey, and I got a 62.8% with a 19% weirdness. Go me.
"You answered "yes" to 567 of 1000 questions, making you 43.3% sexually pure (56.7% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 43.3% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 31%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test."
Me and you....we need to talk.
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You answered "yes" to 116 of 1000 questions, making you
88.4% sexually pure (11.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 88.4% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 6%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 72.2%.
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84.7% pure
I guess I'm kind of boring.
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97.6% pure... I am so tempted to step in front of a bus after seeing that.
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74.1% sexually pure
Weirdness Factor 13%
I've got a lot of sexin in different places to do.
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You answered "yes" to 159 of 1000 questions, making you 84.1% sexually pure (15.9% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 84.1% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 12%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 72.2%.
The first submission for this test was received March 5, 1996.
:-D
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65.2%
I've only slept with three people =\
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I've slept with one. No excuses
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I've slept with one. No excuses
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You answered "yes" to 714 of 1000 questions, making you 28.6% sexually pure (71.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 28.6% pure in the sex domain.
uhh ._.
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82.4% pure, 7% weird
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aren't you like married now, bain
you should really get on that
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76.8% pure.
9% weird.
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yeah, but apartment complexes frown on farm animals, and also there's the security deposit to think about, so the meth lab idea is out. which is unfortunate, cos it would really help with rent..
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You answered "yes" to 714 of 1000 questions, making you 28.6% sexually pure (71.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 28.6% pure in the sex domain.
uhh ._.
what the hell are you doing in your spare time sir?
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(Tyler is interested)
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being bisexual and/or doing drugs bumps your score up a pretty substantial amount. i'm sure the folks who like to shit on animals before they have sex with them and then eat them are here somewhere, they're just camouflaged in the 60-80% pure crowd cos they are probably straight and don't do drugs. but i'm on to you.
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yeah i'm bisexual and i used drugs in the past, i think that's why my purity level is low. i'm not into weird stuff more than anybody else around.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY TOOK A 1000 QUESTION TEST ON THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW MUCH FUCCIN' YOU DO.
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caps lock is so 2005