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Title: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: Cartilage Head on 16 Jun 2009, 00:29
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/Lavos.jpg)

Seriously. I have come to the conclusion that Lavos is one of the best villains ever. He is super-powerful and dangerous, and doesn't utter a single word, but he is by no means mindless. He is a godlike being, but his only goal is to leech off of the planet... shit, he absorbs DNA from every life form on the planet! He cannot be bargained with, has no sense of emotion; he's just a complete destructive force.

Others?
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Post by: Trevlordyte on 16 Jun 2009, 00:46
The boss for Chrono Trigger is a little hard to beat but

I would not fuck with
(http://metroidrecon.planets.gamespy.com/metroid3/boss_motherbrain2_sm.gif)
The only reason Samus beat her is because of a metroid blessing in the form of a rainbow beam.
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Post by: KvP on 16 Jun 2009, 00:55
(http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/17/16313/SHODAN_hires.jpg)
Fucking SHODAN
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Post by: Alex C on 16 Jun 2009, 01:17
Irenicus was kind of a dick.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 16 Jun 2009, 01:27
Diablo.

Bit of a jerk too, for a demon lord.
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Post by: MadassAlex on 16 Jun 2009, 01:38
The Golden Sun Double-Dragon.

Shit, I only ever beat that fucker ONCE. That is NOT a pretty fucking battle. Due to sheer combat prowess, it is my pick. Honourable mention goes to Ridley of Metroid fame, mostly because he appears to be invincible but also because he razes planets as a hobby.
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Post by: Caspian on 16 Jun 2009, 05:34
Now maybe this is because I'm a major Golden Sun nerd, but even my first time through I never found the double dragon all that hard to beat. Dulhahan from the second game of GS.. now that is a hard freaking match up. You've just got to throw everything at him in the first three or so rounds or you lose.

Others, seconding Shodan and Irenicus. Amazing games, too.
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Post by: snalin on 16 Jun 2009, 06:53
Fucking SHODAN

I can't get this game to work, even though I go through tons of fixes and DOSbox tutorials. Fuck.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 16 Jun 2009, 07:32
Baal.

(http://www.slcentral.com/reviews/software/games/blizzard/diablo2lod/i/2b.jpg)
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Post by: Blyss on 16 Jun 2009, 10:13
Albert Wesker.
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Post by: Trollstormur on 16 Jun 2009, 12:16
kerrigan
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Sarah_Kerrigan_(StarCraft).png)


wait i think i misunderstood the topic.
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Post by: JD on 16 Jun 2009, 13:23
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/PyramidHead.png)
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Post by: mberan42 on 16 Jun 2009, 14:01
(http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mike-tysons.jpg)
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Post by: Alex C on 16 Jun 2009, 14:08
Actually, yeah, Mike wins.
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Post by: Surgoshan on 16 Jun 2009, 14:29
Sephiroth would kill your family, burn down your town, impale you on a sword, and try to destroy the planet with a meteorite, but at least he wouldn't try to bite your ear off.
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Post by: Alex C on 16 Jun 2009, 14:36
If Jesus were here, Mike would fight him too.

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Post by: MadassAlex on 16 Jun 2009, 21:18
I think Trollstormur had the right idea - most of us lack the ability to take on any video game boss, so how about we name bosses that we think we could take on or at least maybe try to sleep with?

I would take on pretty much any Pokemon trainer in a fist fight. Maybe if they're a cute female I would be friendly instead?
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Post by: JD on 16 Jun 2009, 21:31
The Boss maybe?
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Post by: Inlander on 16 Jun 2009, 22:29
Please tell me what game Bruce Springsteen was in.
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Post by: DonInKansas on 17 Jun 2009, 20:36
(http://cache.thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/Home_Entertainment/The_Ultimate/Mother%20Brain.jpg)

Metroid spewing mother fucker.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 17 Jun 2009, 21:05
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Bruce_springsteen_front.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Boss-toy.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/Mgs3_the_boss.jpg)
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Post by: scarred on 17 Jun 2009, 21:40
(http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bobthekillergoldfish_large.jpg)
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 19 Jun 2009, 06:51
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Mgs3_the_end.jpg)

This guy fuckin' photosynthesises and stays perfectly still for hours on end with a sniper rifle

Also, Psycho Mantis. He reads your mind console and will black out your TV. I think that if he were in real life he'd probably screw us all up.

Hell, a lot of Kojima's game bosses are ridiculously godly.
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Post by: Blyss on 19 Jun 2009, 11:26
Hell, a lot of Kojima's game bosses are ridiculously godly.

Joo take that back!!  There is nothing ridiculous about their godliness!

jk - yeah, there are some weird motherfuckers in that mix...
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 30 Jun 2009, 19:16
Joo take that back!!  There is nothing godly about their ridiculousness!
Fixed that for ya.
 :-D

srsly, I wouldn't want to go against Jinpachi.
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 01 Jul 2009, 23:08
I would say that MGS bosses are also godly ridiculous. Perhaps even more so.

Ergo, you lose.

Akasha, UT3?

Actually she was pretty easy compared to her minions sometimes
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 02 Jul 2009, 01:44
It took me three times to beat Kane in the original Shining Force, same thing goes for Dark Dragon.

Also I bought DBZ: Budokai 3 used for the PS2 several years ago and I remember some of the characters in that being ridiculously hard to beat, I think Majin Buu took me like 15 times and several frustrated rage moments to get through. I don't think I've ever cussed out a videogame more than that one.
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Post by: Felrender on 02 Jul 2009, 10:25
Not exactly a boss, but I would not fuck with the Overlord.
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Post by: LittleKey on 02 Jul 2009, 23:52
I think any boss that kills/does bad shit for the sole purpose that they enjoy it is someone I wouldn't want to mess with.

Oh and I've noticed Diablo and Baal both being mentioned, but when I think of the Diablo series boss that I would least want to mess with, I think of Duriel.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/LittleKey/Duriel.jpg)

Would YOU mess with this fucker?
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Post by: Melodic on 03 Jul 2009, 00:41
I would certainly not stick my penis into whatever orifices it possessed.
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Post by: Alex C on 03 Jul 2009, 00:42
That and he's a douche bag who kills you during load times.
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Post by: Felrender on 03 Jul 2009, 01:06
Whover thought an end boss with a fuckign freeze attack and super speed needs to get kicked in the teeth.
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 03 Jul 2009, 04:51
And stun.

And resistances to a whole bunch of shit.

In terms of the lowest level at which you could actually access the dungeon, I found the Tomb accessible at quite a low level. Consequently it makes an unprepared person easily killed within, say, three hits or less (my first encounter of Duriel was at around level 18 and I died pretty damn fast).

The thing about the other bosses was that you had to be at quite a capable level to beat their minions. The creeps in the Tomb of Tal Rasha labyrinths were a pushover.
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Post by: Alex C on 03 Jul 2009, 09:47
If you want to have some real fun try beating him as an under leveled Sorceress.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 03 Jul 2009, 13:28
First time I fought him was with a summoning Druid. I did not have fun, since I had bought the battle chest and it was my first character. I think I got through by leveling up a bit more, getting bear form in shapeshifting and spamming every summon I had to distract him.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 03 Jul 2009, 15:12
I had an elemental druid with a super beefed-up Fissure attack, and I still had a hard time beating him.  I remember being killed like, three times, because my only plan was "Run in circles and cast Fissure like a motherfucker."  He'd get me when I standing still, casting.
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Post by: SilentJ on 03 Jul 2009, 19:58
You know, I was trying to think of a boss in line with what everybody else is doing, i.e. a boss that was really, really hard to beat in-game, and would therefore be even more so in reality.  But, I think I found one that was really easy in-game, but in reality would just fuck you up.

In the SNES Star Wars: A New Hope game, you had to fight the fucking Sarlacc Pit.

(http://media.gamespy.com/columns/image/article/979/979588/gamespy-remembers-our-favorite-star-wars-games-20090504070001306.gif)
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Post by: LTK on 04 Jul 2009, 10:35
Remember Dante's Inferno?

(http://www.holyfragger.com/images/pictures/5862L.jpg)
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Post by: Catfish_Man on 04 Jul 2009, 11:45
Wow. That is fucked up. :)
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 04 Jul 2009, 16:06
that reminds me of the worm things from the remake of King Kong that eat the cook, who was also Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
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Post by: LTK on 04 Jul 2009, 16:06
Wow. That is fucked up. :)

You can also see it Om Nom Nom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOZRRU_Dyg) at the end of that video.
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Post by: Alex C on 04 Jul 2009, 16:18
It seems more silly than scary when put into motion. Like those wind up clacking teeth.
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Post by: clockworkjames on 04 Jul 2009, 16:34
Sin.
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Post by: All_Ľour_Bass on 04 Jul 2009, 23:03
Weiss and Azul from Dirge Of Cerberus.
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Post by: Eddie 88 on 11 Jul 2009, 10:04
I'm a twentysomething white male American with everything to prove; I'd fuck with any boss, any time, for any reason. That said, I probably wouldn't specifically choose to eff with Kefka. The psychotically violent and mentally ill usually don't let things slide.

@MadassAlex: Everyone I know had trouble with the dragon, but I just don't get it -- it was one of the easier RPG endbosses for me. I guess that's because I used the totally game-breaking strategy of unequipping all my Djinni before entering the battle, so my first turn consists of doing all the Level 4 Summons in order, and my second turn doing all the Level 3's, which probably leaves the dragon with 20-30% of its health.

snalin: What OS do you have, and what version of SS do you have? Because I had problems running the normal version of SS on Windows XP, but there's a System Shock Portable version of the executable that works just fine. It even came with a DOSbox configuration file.
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Post by: Mr. Doctor on 12 Jul 2009, 09:13
I don't know if you can count it as a boss but in the game "Icewind Dale II" The guardian of the Yuan-Ti is such a huge motherfucker dragon and it's not even funny to fight it.

And also... The REALLY big  bastard in games history is this one IMHO:
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6743/1223290969682.png)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 12 Jul 2009, 14:55
A new challenger appears:
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/26/10286-evilotto_large.gif)
Nobody else on this list has defeated not one but two humans in meatspace.
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 12 Jul 2009, 17:19
I don't know if you can count it as a boss but in the game "Icewind Dale II" The guardian of the Yuan-Ti is such a huge motherfucker dragon and it's not even funny to fight it.

And also... The REALLY big  bastard in games history is this one IMHO:
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6743/1223290969682.png)


Oh my fucking god! I forgot about that guy.

What's the longest that you guys have avoided him? I've lasted like, 6 seconds and that was it, and it was only lucky because I hit two ramps in the space of a second and I narrowly avoided him through both jumps.
Fuck I hate it when he beats you because he just jumps around and taunts you. AND HE NEVER FUCKING EATS ANYONE ELSE WHO PASSES HIM
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Post by: Mr. Doctor on 12 Jul 2009, 18:38
No matter how graphically advanced any other monster in a game is , THAT YETI is officially the scariest motherfucker in the whole videogame history. period.

There's a way to see him in his environment and you have to go straigh up and around 110m up the mountain you can see him really close. But yeah... That's just a way to find him, not defeating him.
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 13 Jul 2009, 05:55
Yeah I saw the youtube vid. I also heard something about glitching him into a wall, but that sounds like one of those one-in-a-trillion chance sort of occurrences.

The only way to actually evade the yeti was to hit a ramp before he got to you, and even then you didn't get very far away from it because unless you jumped at a sicknasty speed the yeti fucking ran almost just as fast. So theoretically the only way to outrun the yeti was to continually jump ramps every second that you were in front of it.

And seriously why didn't the yeti eat anyone else that passed it? And why do the trees that don't have leaves catch on fire whenever you hit them? WHY DID THAT GAME MAKE ME CRY THE FIRST TIME I FOUND THE YETI?

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Post by: Cartilage Head on 15 Jul 2009, 00:28
 What game is that from?
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Post by: Melodic on 15 Jul 2009, 04:13
Ski Free, mang.
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 17 Jul 2009, 04:30
SKI FREE: It makes every child cry the first time they game over.
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Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 17 Jul 2009, 05:06
You can outrun him if you go into turbo mode (hit f), and even then you need to move like a motherfucker because not only is he on a direct route to eating your arse when he first comes onto the screen but there are FUCKING TWO OF THEM AND THEY FUCKING DOUBLETEAM YOU IF YOU MANAGE TO GET PAST THE FIRST ONE.

Fuck that yeti.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 17 Jul 2009, 06:07
SKI FREE: It makes every child cry the first time they game over.

I'm pretty sure this actually happened to me.
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Post by: Mr. Doctor on 17 Jul 2009, 11:40
there are FUCKING TWO OF THEM AND THEY FUCKING DOUBLETEAM YOU IF YOU MANAGE TO GET PAST THE FIRST ONE.

No way dude... I didn't know that there were two of them. That game is sick I tell ya.
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 17 Jul 2009, 23:15
... I thought there was just one, and that he was a motherfucking ninja. :(

If there were yetis like that on ski slopes in real life, the entire skiing industry would be fucked. Also, Olympic winter sports would be much more fun to watch.
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Post by: J-cob9000 on 18 Jul 2009, 09:50
Personally.
(http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/characters/images/bowser/bowser.jpg)
I wouldn't be able to grab his tail to spin him around, much less hit him on a bomb.
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 18 Jul 2009, 17:01
He wasn't as great in Brawl though, funnily enough.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 21 Jul 2009, 09:30
He was far more unfuckwithable on the NES. If you touch him, you die. If you touch the fire he breathes, you die. If you run out of the tiny amount of time you have left because this is world eight or the surprisingly nails world five, you die. The only way to kill him is to leap over him and take out the bridge he's on (and presumably being dropped into lava doesn't do him permanent damage since he keeps coming back and kidnapping women like the big fat magic sex offender that he is)... I don't know about anyone else but I'm not great at jumping over a giant psychotic turtle that knows black magic and can kill me with a slight touch from his little finger.
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Post by: Alex C on 21 Jul 2009, 10:23
You could take him out with a handful of fireballs too, actually.
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Post by: Sythe on 21 Jul 2009, 11:54
(http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF167-Punch_Bout.gif)

But really, that yeti was an asshole.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 21 Jul 2009, 16:46
You could take him out with a handful of fireballs too, actually.

I forgot about that, probably because I so rarely made it to the bastard with fireballs intact. I don't remember that move being all that easy to pull off either though.
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Post by: Alex C on 21 Jul 2009, 19:09
Nah, it was really easy, actually, you just needed to get there.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 21 Jul 2009, 19:28
It was those massive fireball chains in the last castle. I'd always cock up once, so I've very possibly never had a crack at Bowser himself with fireballs.
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Post by: Alex C on 21 Jul 2009, 20:07
Oh, I definitely understand. Much like in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, the real boss is the damned environment.
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Post by: Geekdumb on 26 Jul 2009, 21:15
Beginning through the mid-game of MoO2 if you got the message you were being attacked by the Antares it was just like, "Fuck! There goes that planet."  Course by the end it was fun just trying to take over one of their ships without it self-destructing.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Moo2baa.jpg)
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Post by: Dollface on 19 Aug 2009, 07:27
I cant deside which one is more scary

Mara
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/PERSONA3_Mara.jpg)

or

Cthulhu
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/250px-Cthulhu2.jpg)

these are real bosses in game called Shin Megami Tensei 2.
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Post by: Surgoshan on 19 Aug 2009, 07:49
You get attacked by a penis on a chariot?
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Post by: Dollface on 19 Aug 2009, 08:07
You get attacked by a penis on a chariot?

yes but you can choice between that or this form

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/thumb/0/09/MaraSMT.jpg/250px-MaraSMT.jpg)
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 19 Aug 2009, 08:11
>Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.

Wow. I didn't even think of that being taken literally. Nicely done.
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Post by: Alex C on 19 Aug 2009, 10:22
I don't usually find phallic imagery particularly noteworthy, but I must admit that I totally wouldn't want to mess with an angry dong big enough to require its own vehicle.
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 19 Aug 2009, 13:23
 Shine Megami Tensei games are awesome like that. In few other games can you have the archangel Michael kicking ass by your side.
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Post by: MadassAlex on 20 Aug 2009, 10:37
Suited up in knightly plate armour and shredding guitar, his locks of hair caught in the gale winds as lightning shatters the night sky?
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Post by: Inert on 24 Aug 2009, 00:36
The first boss from Windwaker is scary as shit. YOU CAN'T KILL IT WITH FIRE. OR EVEN LAVA!

http://data-allocine.blogomaniac.fr/mdata/2/4/2/Z20040203205313330324242/img/zelda_wind_waker_boss_feu.jpg

At least in real life.

I would also not fuck with Krauser from RE4. Or really any RE4 bosses. I would be all SHIT SHIT SHIT it's gonna eat me!
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Post by: Storm Rider on 24 Aug 2009, 01:25
Shine Megami Tensei games are awesome like that. In few other games can you have the archangel Michael kicking ass by your side.

Man, fuck Michael, it's all about Metatron. He's a crazy robot angel and he will fuck your shit up. Or fuck other people's shit up, if he's on your side. Depends on the game.

(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3/31815/964430-metatron_large.jpg)

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Post by: Merrick on 24 Aug 2009, 11:52
yeh bitches

(http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/gh3_interview.jpg)
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 25 Aug 2009, 13:15
 Speaking of SMT I would probably not screw with the Demi-Fiend (main character of Nocturne and secret boss in Digital Devil Saga).

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/Demi-Fiend.jpg)

 Seriously, dude controls demons AND is pretty much the most powerful demon in existence. He chooses how the goddamn world is and Lucifer himself decides that he is his buddy.

 
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Post by: variable_star on 25 Aug 2009, 14:28
Fucking SHODAN

This is my entry, too.

Quote from: SHODAN
Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

So....afraid....
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Post by: Caleb on 27 Aug 2009, 15:14
My first choice would be Shodan.

I am playing through SS2 right now for the first time and I love the moment when you first meet her.  So awesome.  I have to hook up an older computer just to play that game but it is well worth it.

Second Choice?

(http://www.efkm.com/dezoris/ps_nero1.gif)
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Aug 2009, 20:24
Slash

I'm pretty sure most people can fuck with Slash in real life.  While he's playing a guitar solo just beam him with your guitar, game over man.
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Post by: JD on 29 Aug 2009, 18:53
He's getting old. You would probably break something.
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 30 Aug 2009, 11:10
(http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/8793.gif)

But seriously:

(http://www.doomwadstation.com/bestiary/cyberdemon.gif)

Was a gooder until you learned how to strafe, ultimately though, SHODAN, I just wish I could get SS2 to run on Vista, esp since theres that model improvement mod out.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Aug 2009, 14:14
Yeah, using WASD controls on Doom is pretty much cheating. The ability to move and look in 2 dimensions just destroys the forces of Hell.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 30 Aug 2009, 14:31
(http://guineapig119.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/giygas.jpg)
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Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Aug 2009, 16:19
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TcdpBBPlPEo/SZYt2bX3nQI/AAAAAAAAAD8/0cgKSLjZN2k/s320/the_majoras_mask_moon.jpg)
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 30 Aug 2009, 16:23
Ahhh!!!! Majoras Mask = Best Zelda game (Though I havent played Twilight Princess)
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Post by: Alex C on 30 Aug 2009, 17:18
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/scary/sinistar.jpg)
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Post by: Scarychips on 30 Aug 2009, 17:44
For god's sake Ozy, way to give me fucking nightmares. Seriously, my heart just missed a beat.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 30 Aug 2009, 18:15
Scarychips either you are exaggerating or you are a full-fledged gibbering wobbly-kneed pansy.
Title: Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 30 Aug 2009, 18:27
Maybe he is twelve.  I mean, that shit was the scariest and most disturbing visage when I was that age.



Then again, so were the dark, the deep end of a pool, and haunted houses.

EDIT: Also!

(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/hidden09/hidden09.jpg)

Imagine a mob boss.  Pretty intimidating, right?  Now imagine that his mob is filled not with assholes in tracksuits, but with hot chicks dual-wielding scimitars and kung-fu like moves.  And oh yeah, he can shoot goddamn balls of electricity out of his hands.  You do not mess with that.

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Post by: Scarychips on 30 Aug 2009, 18:30
I'm not even kidding. That moon just scares the crap out of me. It took me three years to get to the first dungeon in Majora's Mask because I was so scared of that moon. I still make nightmares, for god's sake. Call me a pansy if you want to, I don't even care.

And no, I'm 16.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 30 Aug 2009, 18:33
I do remember the Shadow Temple of OoT making me kind of shaky, but I was like 10 or something. It was pretty fuckin' atmospheric and frightening if I remember correctly, in my defense.
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Post by: JD on 30 Aug 2009, 18:48
You know those regenerators in RE4? They give me the willies.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 30 Aug 2009, 18:52
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/thumb/c/cb/Re4-iron-maiden.jpg/250px-Re4-iron-maiden.jpg)

heheheheh heh huhhhhhhh
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Post by: JD on 30 Aug 2009, 18:55
They are the scariest things in the whole damn game.
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Post by: Finin on 30 Aug 2009, 19:59
This guy, for as dopey of a face as he has, he just creeps me out.
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2351/shadowofthecolossus2910g.jpg)


And I'm not sure if this is for real or not but apparently this is one that they decided not to put in, but damn it fucking looks scary.
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/third3y3/watcspider7nh.jpg)
Title: Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: Wasteroo on 30 Aug 2009, 20:41
man guys stop making me want to go out and buy a PS2 just for Shadow of the Colossus
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Post by: Alex C on 30 Aug 2009, 21:38
You say that as if it would be a poor decision.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 30 Aug 2009, 21:56
To buy a console, even if they're going for cheap nowadays I assume, just for one game seems a little foolish, somehow.

I'll still probably end up doing it eventually anyway, mind.
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Post by: Felrender on 30 Aug 2009, 22:11
You shouldn't buy a PS2 just for SOTC.

Buy it for God Hand, too.
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Post by: DarkAvenger on 30 Aug 2009, 22:27
Also both Persona games.
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Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 31 Aug 2009, 07:41
What the hell?  No.  You buy a PS2 for Katamari Damacy. 


come on people

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Post by: Prince of Space on 31 Aug 2009, 08:21
No, no, no!

You buy a PS2 for Katamari Damacy, Ico, and Shadow of the Colossus.

OR, you buy a PS3 for the new Katamari and The Last Guardian (oh wait, that's just me because I'm a crazy).


On topic though: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/Applepie/Shadow_of_the_Colossus_29109.jpg)

I agree with Finin on this guy.

Just imagine that big guy coming at you.  I'm conflicted on whether or not I'd actually want to 'fuck with him'.. It just seems like it might be a lot of fun (though I'm sure after climbing him for an hour I would not feel as happy about it).
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Post by: ackblom12 on 31 Aug 2009, 10:24
the new Katamari was why I got permission to purchase an backwards compatible PS3... and spent 2 months getting it repaired, getting it, it breaking and sending it back again. Punks.

Robo King of the Cosmos looks pretty fantastic.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 31 Aug 2009, 10:50
Looks like I can get both at Gamestop for about $80. God damnit, QC forums, you are just too persuasive.

But back on topic, this guy

(http://www.ffcompendium.com/chara/4zeromus-b2.gif)

because he took me like a month to finally beat, and he just looks like a scary pile of organs.
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 31 Aug 2009, 17:45
Blah! Just get to level 65 and he ain't shit.
Title: Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: Alex C on 31 Aug 2009, 18:45
Purposeful leveling (outside of MMOs) is basically admitting that you're a pussy.
Title: Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: Prince of Space on 31 Aug 2009, 19:18
Purposeful leveling (outside of MMOs) is basically admitting that you're a pussy.

Hell yes it is.

Nut up, puss pants.
Title: Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 31 Aug 2009, 19:32
Purposeful leveling (outside of MMOs) is basically admitting that you're a pussy.

To be fair, playing an MMO is basically admitting you're a pussy, so...  :-P
Title: Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: Felrender on 01 Sep 2009, 00:20
Purposeful leveling (outside of MMOs and Shin Megami Tensei games) is basically admitting that you're a pussy.

Honestly.  There is no way to beat some motherfuckers in Persona 3 without grinding.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 01 Sep 2009, 00:45
Actually, the Persona games really discourage grinding, considering that the experience you receive scales depending on your level. This is especially true in 3, since you can only explore the sections of Tartarus that have opened up depending on your progress in the story. Don't get me wrong, there are still a few bosses in each game that are absolute motherfuckers, but it's more about figuring out the right strategy rather than just grinding out levels.

Nocturne, on the other hand, basically hates you and wants you to die horribly. Fuck you, Matador.
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Post by: Caleb on 01 Sep 2009, 06:39
This thread totally inspired me to get System Shock 2 running on my new computer.

So multiplayer patched

Win XP fix patch.

Rebirth Modded

Opened cam.cfg from the Shock2 install directory using Notepad and added the line safe_texture_manager.

And now I can beat up the Many with a wrench on my new 'puter!!!

Ahh Shodan.  I have missed your dulcet voice....God this is a good game.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 01 Sep 2009, 07:42
So, I tried to play the original System Shock, and couldn't figure out what to do.  I just wandered around a space station killing things and collecting weapons.  There never seemed to be a point to any of it, which I'm fully willing to admit was my own stupidity.  Will I be okay on System Shock 2 if this is what I thought of the original?
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Post by: Caleb on 01 Sep 2009, 08:13
System Shock 2 is very structured.  You get told what to do for most of the game.  Get X door opened so you can turn on elevator Y so you can go down to level Z and so on.

If you have ever played Bioshock it's pretty much like that.  Except the controls aren't dumbed down for console gameplay.

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Post by: Melodic on 01 Sep 2009, 11:22
He said System Shock 1. Which, if I remember, really doesn't hold stone against System Shock 2. AND you don't need DOSbox to run it.
Title: Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: Caleb on 01 Sep 2009, 12:12
He said System Shock 1.

He said that he didn't know what to do in System Shock 1 and asked if he was going to be OK with System Shock 2.

I told him that System Shock 2 was very structured.  (It has an excellent map and task system so you don't get lost going toward your next objective.)

...So I thought I would try to answer his question about SS2 by talking about SS2.
Title: Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: Chesire Cat on 01 Sep 2009, 12:39
Anyway, running SS2 on Vista? Help?
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Post by: Caleb on 01 Sep 2009, 13:16
Good luck.  I don't have Vista but it looks like a few people have been able to get it working.

http://www.movietome.com/users/samusarmada/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25435835

http://www.ttlg.com/Forums/showthread.php?t=108898

(Man I thought it was tough getting the thing to run on XP)
Title: Re: Videogame boss you would not fuck with in real life.
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 01 Sep 2009, 16:46
For me, it'd probably be Alma.  There were parts of that game that gave me a creepy crawly sensation in my whole body.  Sure, most of it was a rather generic shooter, but there were parts that were slightly terrifying, and not in a "jump out to get you" way.
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Post by: Melodic on 01 Sep 2009, 17:10
So I was wrong.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 01 Sep 2009, 21:08
Like always.
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Post by: Melodic on 02 Sep 2009, 01:17
at least i'm strikingly handsome
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Post by: Storm Rider on 02 Sep 2009, 01:32
yeah you sure cut an imposing figure in those girl jeans
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 02 Sep 2009, 07:47
God Hand sounds like a great name for a porn flick.

That is all.
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Post by: LTK on 02 Sep 2009, 15:12
For me, it'd probably be Alma.  There were parts of that game that gave me a creepy crawly sensation in my whole body.  Sure, most of it was a rather generic shooter, but there were parts that were slightly terrifying, and not in a "jump out to get you" way.

The irony. It burns.