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Title: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Aurjay on 22 Jun 2009, 23:05
Ok im sure we all have been there whether it was back in high school or just a drunken night after the bar. So tell me what are some of the pro's and con's of having sex in a parking lot. Ill go 1st

Pro-  Easier to make a quick escape after wards

Con- Bare assing your neighbor on his way to work.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: ruyi on 22 Jun 2009, 23:14
That's actually not a con.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Tom on 22 Jun 2009, 23:54
CON

That funny looking rash you got from the last time you did it. You still haven't got it checked even though it's a funny shade of purple now.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: est on 23 Jun 2009, 00:30
CON: Seeing a cameraphone video of the incident on Pornotube a few weeks later
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Drill King on 23 Jun 2009, 00:33
Ben once again, that's a pro.

Con- having a permanent scare on your knee from a seatbelt
Con- getting a mild concussion hitting your face against a door.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 23 Jun 2009, 01:03
Last time I had sex in a parking lot it was like 1:AM and I was blackout drunk, but the curtains were closed so it is probably cool.

The time before that it was the middle of the day, but it was raining so there wasn't that much people around, and then the girl left and on the way home she tried to kill herself. But we hadn't had sex, just sexy fun.

So I guess it is okay?
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Zingoleb on 23 Jun 2009, 01:26
Slipping and smashing your groan into the shift-stick.

We hadn't even gotten to the sex yet.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: scarred on 23 Jun 2009, 01:51
Slipping and smashing your groan into the shift-stick.

We hadn't even gotten to the sex yet.

This is exactly what happened.

There is no KAAAAAAHN greater.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: nobo on 23 Jun 2009, 04:26
Pro/Con - knocking the car into neutral and slowly rolling towards the populated end of the parking lot.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Jun 2009, 04:49
Pro - you're in a car and can go anywhere
Con - You choose  to stay in a parking lot?
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Lines on 23 Jun 2009, 05:15
Pro - Having sex in public.

Con - Having sex in public and noticing there are children staring at you through the window.

I've never had sex in a car, but I guess that wouldn't be very good.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: pen on 23 Jun 2009, 06:06
Con: too cramped, difficult to orgasm

Pro: location is always convenient
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Will on 23 Jun 2009, 06:15
Con- having a permanent scare on your knee from a seatbelt

Scars from sex are a bad thing? Damn...if I was having sex at this point in my life, I would SO be doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Dazed on 23 Jun 2009, 08:39
Con : frequent police patrols
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: RedLion on 23 Jun 2009, 08:42
Con: The smell of sweat and sex when it's boxed up in the space of a small car.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Reed on 23 Jun 2009, 08:47
Pro: Making sex smells in someone else's car.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Cartilage Head on 23 Jun 2009, 09:11
 Con: Jizz stained upholstery?
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: allison on 23 Jun 2009, 09:54
Con: There is probably empty coffee cups and old magazines and maybe your partner's little brother's hockey equipment because yeah, you're in the family minivan that he borrowed for the evening. He has to return it by 1 AM.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Reed on 23 Jun 2009, 10:21
Pro: Your didn't have to pay for the gas to get there
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: 0bsessions on 23 Jun 2009, 10:54
Con; You could throw your back out.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddd.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 23 Jun 2009, 11:05
Con: The smell of sweat and sex when it's boxed up in the space of a small car.

This is a definite pro.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: phooey on 23 Jun 2009, 15:21
Con: may lead to the perception that you have no house
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Jun 2009, 15:38
Con: what if the car is haunted, maybe portal to another dimension (space transmission???)
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Jun 2009, 15:39
Pro: mom can't catch you
Con: due to a wacky series of misadventures, mom joined the police force (car secretly a cop too??) (EDIT: car is her partner!??)
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Jun 2009, 15:40
Pro: Well, it's sex.
Con: You are having sex with your car in a parking lot.
Con 2 Electric Boogaloo: You are reported on in the newspaper and must confess your shameful addiction (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html).
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: phooey on 23 Jun 2009, 16:16
(car secretly a cop too??) (EDIT: car is her partner!??)

It is worse than we imagined (because David Hasselhoff is your mother [and he is watching you have sex]) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_Rider_(1982_TV_series))
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Cartilage Head on 23 Jun 2009, 17:47
Con: Seriously, if the guy doesn't care enough for the girl's comfort to take her somewhere where stale dorito crumbs won't get lodged in her skin...
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Tom on 23 Jun 2009, 17:58
Con 2 Electric Boogaloo: You are reported on in the newspaper and must confess your shameful addiction (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html).

Together they will have hybrid cars.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: ruyi on 23 Jun 2009, 18:40
Con: what if the car is haunted, maybe portal to another dimension (space transmission???)

More like space emission (as in semen :-D)

Thanks for posting Johnny C!!
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Jun 2009, 19:09
Pro/Con? :  Getting the shift stick in a weird place
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: JD on 23 Jun 2009, 20:21
Con- the car in question is a smart car
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: allison on 23 Jun 2009, 20:24
Pro: Sex
Con: It is non-consensual and the assailant drives away in your car afterward

-- I think maybe a lot of people were reading the Bedazzled thread before this one, no?
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: sean on 23 Jun 2009, 20:31
pro

(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/03/future460.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Zingoleb on 23 Jun 2009, 20:54
con

(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/03/future460.jpg)
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Hat on 23 Jun 2009, 20:59
con: her naked body is obscuring the sweet airbrush of a spread-winged hawk you paid so much money for
con: you are missing the motorhead/motley crue concert
pro: pretty sure Lemmy's bass tech is watching you bone
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Jun 2009, 21:32
Thanks for posting Johnny C!!

No problem  :wink:
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: sean on 23 Jun 2009, 21:39
con


dogg how is sex in a time machine not awesome?
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Reed on 23 Jun 2009, 21:43
(I think he was referring to sex with Christopher Lloyd)

Pro: If the Libyans show up looking for their plutonium you have an easy get away
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Zingoleb on 23 Jun 2009, 21:49
(It's true, I was)
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: sean on 23 Jun 2009, 21:49
fk that i'd do anyone in a time machine
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Cartilage Head on 23 Jun 2009, 22:26
I'm more into the idea of using the time machine to bang chicks from different time periods.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Zingoleb on 23 Jun 2009, 22:29
Verily!
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: BeoPuppy on 24 Jun 2009, 00:07
An "I snogged Madame De Pompadour" moment.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: MrBlu on 24 Jun 2009, 00:37
Pro - you're in a car and can go anywhere
Con - You choose  to stay in a parking lot?
Oh, we can go into a car?
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Coward on 24 Jun 2009, 00:56
Con:

(http://www.coyote-custom.com/agora/html/images/scifi/decepticon.gif)
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: jodizzle on 24 Jun 2009, 01:01
Brett and Johnny, I love you guys.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Delirium on 24 Jun 2009, 01:03
THERE SHOULD BE NO APOSTROPHES IN THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Alex C on 24 Jun 2009, 01:06
Dammit, I was going to post that.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Trevlordyte on 24 Jun 2009, 01:22
Pro- You were not on the computer all day.
Con- You were not on the computer all day.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: MrBlu on 24 Jun 2009, 01:47
In Car Pros:
Driving puns.

In Car Cons:
Driving puns.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Zingoleb on 24 Jun 2009, 01:48
Oh baby I did not know your stick could shift like that HURR HURR HURR
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: nobo on 24 Jun 2009, 04:39
baby pop the trunk, i gotta get the jack to change your flat tire, rawr!
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: allison on 24 Jun 2009, 05:21
And then we can have sex!
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Zingoleb on 24 Jun 2009, 05:55
Nobo, you date chicks with flat tires? Weak.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Patrick on 24 Jun 2009, 09:43
Maybe he plans to inflate her

WITH HIS BABY
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: billiumbean on 24 Jun 2009, 20:35
Pro:  It's got a Hemi under the hood.

Con:  It's a hybrid.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: MrBlu on 24 Jun 2009, 21:02
And then we can have sex!
Freakin' yes.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Cartilage Head on 24 Jun 2009, 22:49
THE LOOOOVE COMPARTMENT
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: snalin on 25 Jun 2009, 11:58
con: You give your mother the lift the day after. She rolls down the window to let some air in. The cum on the window frame blows into her face.


Con 2 Electric Boogaloo: You are reported on in the newspaper and must confess your shameful addiction (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html).

Together they will have hybrid cars. Transformers

FYP
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Patrick on 25 Jun 2009, 14:52
Pro: if you can get a jizz launch that powerful, that must've been some amazing sex.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Caleb on 25 Jun 2009, 15:16
Con

Forever associating new car smell with sex.

(In your later years you go broke trying to stave off impotence)
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: calenlass on 25 Jun 2009, 18:56
Pro: if you can get a jizz launch that powerful, that must've been some amazing sex.

Or your kegels work out.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Zingoleb on 25 Jun 2009, 20:36
Con

Forever associating new car smell with sex.

My ex already does this because of me.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Van donk III on 06 Jul 2009, 08:46
Pro:   Finally a good excuse to change the air freshener

Con:   Fuck! I've accidentally kicked the rear view mirror off
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: orangepeas on 06 Jul 2009, 15:38
Pros: your boyfriend telling you that was the most amazing car sex ever
cons: you broke one of the seats in the car in process.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 Jul 2009, 18:25
Pro: Returning a rental car with that sexy smell all up in there
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Masterbainter on 07 Jul 2009, 00:40
Pro: giving your brother a ride to school and letting him know where he is sitting.

Con:  giving your mom a ride and trying really hard not to let her know where she is sitting.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Nodaisho on 07 Jul 2009, 01:02
In Car Pros:
Driving puns.

In Car Cons:
Driving puns.

Drive shaft
Crankshaft
Camshaft
Steering Column
Four on the Floor
Slow in, Fast out
Fast in, Slow out
Fishtailing
Body flex
Dogleg
Two-stroke
Four-stroke
Overhead Camshaft
loose Rear End
Ignition Failure (I swear, it never happened before)

That's all I've got for now. Oh, wait, one you don't want to be able to use: Tranny.
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Patrick on 07 Jul 2009, 04:45
In Car Pros:
Driving puns.

In Car Cons:
Driving puns.

Four on the Floor

I thought it was four IN the floor

Don't want to know what an overhead camshaft is
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Zingoleb on 07 Jul 2009, 21:29
Oh, wait, one you don't want to be able to use: Tranny.

Don't be so quick to make assumptions!

 :wink:
Title: Re: Pro's and Con's of Parking Lot Sex
Post by: Nodaisho on 09 Jul 2009, 05:30
I thought it was four IN the floor

Don't want to know what an overhead camshaft is
I had heard it four on the floor, as opposed to on the tree, for the steering column. Or you could be making a joke that is going right over my head, since I don't see how in the floor would work.

An overhead camshaft is a camshaft located above the cylinder, inside the heads, it is more efficient that way. Most cars these days use them. Or if you were talking about the pun, it would probably be something difficult to do in a car.

That is a con: very limited room. Unless you have a conversion van. Then you just need to expect the police beating down your door about every child abduction.