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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Aurjay on 22 Jun 2009, 23:05
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Ok im sure we all have been there whether it was back in high school or just a drunken night after the bar. So tell me what are some of the pro's and con's of having sex in a parking lot. Ill go 1st
Pro- Easier to make a quick escape after wards
Con- Bare assing your neighbor on his way to work.
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That's actually not a con.
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CON
That funny looking rash you got from the last time you did it. You still haven't got it checked even though it's a funny shade of purple now.
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CON: Seeing a cameraphone video of the incident on Pornotube a few weeks later
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Ben once again, that's a pro.
Con- having a permanent scare on your knee from a seatbelt
Con- getting a mild concussion hitting your face against a door.
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Last time I had sex in a parking lot it was like 1:AM and I was blackout drunk, but the curtains were closed so it is probably cool.
The time before that it was the middle of the day, but it was raining so there wasn't that much people around, and then the girl left and on the way home she tried to kill herself. But we hadn't had sex, just sexy fun.
So I guess it is okay?
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Slipping and smashing your groan into the shift-stick.
We hadn't even gotten to the sex yet.
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Slipping and smashing your groan into the shift-stick.
We hadn't even gotten to the sex yet.
This is exactly what happened.
There is no KAAAAAAHN greater.
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Pro/Con - knocking the car into neutral and slowly rolling towards the populated end of the parking lot.
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Pro - you're in a car and can go anywhere
Con - You choose to stay in a parking lot?
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Pro - Having sex in public.
Con - Having sex in public and noticing there are children staring at you through the window.
I've never had sex in a car, but I guess that wouldn't be very good.
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Con: too cramped, difficult to orgasm
Pro: location is always convenient
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Con- having a permanent scare on your knee from a seatbelt
Scars from sex are a bad thing? Damn...if I was having sex at this point in my life, I would SO be doing it wrong.
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Con : frequent police patrols
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Con: The smell of sweat and sex when it's boxed up in the space of a small car.
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Pro: Making sex smells in someone else's car.
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Con: Jizz stained upholstery?
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Con: There is probably empty coffee cups and old magazines and maybe your partner's little brother's hockey equipment because yeah, you're in the family minivan that he borrowed for the evening. He has to return it by 1 AM.
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Pro: Your didn't have to pay for the gas to get there
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Con; You could throw your back out.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddd.
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Con: The smell of sweat and sex when it's boxed up in the space of a small car.
This is a definite pro.
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Con: may lead to the perception that you have no house
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Con: what if the car is haunted, maybe portal to another dimension (space transmission???)
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Pro: mom can't catch you
Con: due to a wacky series of misadventures, mom joined the police force (car secretly a cop too??) (EDIT: car is her partner!??)
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Pro: Well, it's sex.
Con: You are having sex with your car in a parking lot.
Con 2 Electric Boogaloo: You are reported on in the newspaper and must confess your shameful addiction (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html).
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(car secretly a cop too??) (EDIT: car is her partner!??)
It is worse than we imagined (because David Hasselhoff is your mother [and he is watching you have sex]) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_Rider_(1982_TV_series))
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Con: Seriously, if the guy doesn't care enough for the girl's comfort to take her somewhere where stale dorito crumbs won't get lodged in her skin...
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Con 2 Electric Boogaloo: You are reported on in the newspaper and must confess your shameful addiction (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html).
Together they will have hybrid cars.
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Con: what if the car is haunted, maybe portal to another dimension (space transmission???)
More like space emission (as in semen :-D)
Thanks for posting Johnny C!!
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Pro/Con? : Getting the shift stick in a weird place
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Con- the car in question is a smart car
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Pro: Sex
Con: It is non-consensual and the assailant drives away in your car afterward
-- I think maybe a lot of people were reading the Bedazzled thread before this one, no?
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pro
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/03/future460.jpg)
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con
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/03/future460.jpg)
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con: her naked body is obscuring the sweet airbrush of a spread-winged hawk you paid so much money for
con: you are missing the motorhead/motley crue concert
pro: pretty sure Lemmy's bass tech is watching you bone
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Thanks for posting Johnny C!!
No problem :wink:
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con
dogg how is sex in a time machine not awesome?
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(I think he was referring to sex with Christopher Lloyd)
Pro: If the Libyans show up looking for their plutonium you have an easy get away
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(It's true, I was)
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fk that i'd do anyone in a time machine
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I'm more into the idea of using the time machine to bang chicks from different time periods.
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Verily!
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An "I snogged Madame De Pompadour" moment.
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Pro - you're in a car and can go anywhere
Con - You choose to stay in a parking lot?
Oh, we can go into a car?
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Con:
(http://www.coyote-custom.com/agora/html/images/scifi/decepticon.gif)
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Brett and Johnny, I love you guys.
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THERE SHOULD BE NO APOSTROPHES IN THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD
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Dammit, I was going to post that.
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Pro- You were not on the computer all day.
Con- You were not on the computer all day.
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In Car Pros:
Driving puns.
In Car Cons:
Driving puns.
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Oh baby I did not know your stick could shift like that HURR HURR HURR
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baby pop the trunk, i gotta get the jack to change your flat tire, rawr!
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And then we can have sex!
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Nobo, you date chicks with flat tires? Weak.
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Maybe he plans to inflate her
WITH HIS BABY
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Pro: It's got a Hemi under the hood.
Con: It's a hybrid.
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And then we can have sex!
Freakin' yes.
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THE LOOOOVE COMPARTMENT
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con: You give your mother the lift the day after. She rolls down the window to let some air in. The cum on the window frame blows into her face.
Con 2 Electric Boogaloo: You are reported on in the newspaper and must confess your shameful addiction (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html).
Together they will have hybrid cars. Transformers
FYP
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Pro: if you can get a jizz launch that powerful, that must've been some amazing sex.
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Con
Forever associating new car smell with sex.
(In your later years you go broke trying to stave off impotence)
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Pro: if you can get a jizz launch that powerful, that must've been some amazing sex.
Or your kegels work out.
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Con
Forever associating new car smell with sex.
My ex already does this because of me.
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Pro: Finally a good excuse to change the air freshener
Con: Fuck! I've accidentally kicked the rear view mirror off
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Pros: your boyfriend telling you that was the most amazing car sex ever
cons: you broke one of the seats in the car in process.
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Pro: Returning a rental car with that sexy smell all up in there
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Pro: giving your brother a ride to school and letting him know where he is sitting.
Con: giving your mom a ride and trying really hard not to let her know where she is sitting.
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In Car Pros:
Driving puns.
In Car Cons:
Driving puns.
Drive shaft
Crankshaft
Camshaft
Steering Column
Four on the Floor
Slow in, Fast out
Fast in, Slow out
Fishtailing
Body flex
Dogleg
Two-stroke
Four-stroke
Overhead Camshaft
loose Rear End
Ignition Failure (I swear, it never happened before)
That's all I've got for now. Oh, wait, one you don't want to be able to use: Tranny.
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In Car Pros:
Driving puns.
In Car Cons:
Driving puns.
Four on the Floor
I thought it was four IN the floor
Don't want to know what an overhead camshaft is
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Oh, wait, one you don't want to be able to use: Tranny.
Don't be so quick to make assumptions!
:wink:
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I thought it was four IN the floor
Don't want to know what an overhead camshaft is
I had heard it four on the floor, as opposed to on the tree, for the steering column. Or you could be making a joke that is going right over my head, since I don't see how in the floor would work.
An overhead camshaft is a camshaft located above the cylinder, inside the heads, it is more efficient that way. Most cars these days use them. Or if you were talking about the pun, it would probably be something difficult to do in a car.
That is a con: very limited room. Unless you have a conversion van. Then you just need to expect the police beating down your door about every child abduction.