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Title: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Mnementh on 09 Sep 2009, 19:34
Goodnight sweet prince :-(

RIP
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Reed on 09 Sep 2009, 19:36
Well how do you like dem apples?
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 09 Sep 2009, 19:38
Really?  Really?
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 09 Sep 2009, 19:39
I can't find anything official.   Name your source please.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: scarred on 09 Sep 2009, 19:39
Quote
http://julieluongo.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/matt-damon.jpg

Matt Damon, an American actor and philanthropist, was found dead in California's Palo Verde mountain area on Wednesday. He was 38.

According to TMZ's web site, Damon, who was officially reported missing Friday, was on a camping trip. His body was found by an Imperial County Sheriff's Department deputy on Wednesday.

The cause of death is unknown.


According to TMZ.com on Wednesday, law enforcement headed into the desert near San Diego on Tuesday. That day, TMZ.com reported, "Damon sent a text message to a friend that he was out of water and needed help. There was a massive search that ended abruptly."

On his personal blog, Damon wrote last month he was going to the desert because of his friends talking about "treasure hunting and lost gold, and my own insatiable appetite for adventure and exploration . . . I plan on going so deep into the desert, that any failure of my equipment could cost me my life."

Later on, however, he downplayed such fears, writing, "It seems some websites have reported on the story, posting up that I might die out in the desert, or that it might be my greatest opponent yet, etc. Come on guys. It's really common down in southern California to go out to the off-road recreation areas in the desert about an hour away from L.A. and San Diego. So my plan is to go out to the desert, do some camping, ride the motorcycle, and shoot some guns. Sounds like a lot of fun to me. A lot of people do it. This isn't a version of Into the Wild. I'm not going out into the desert with a pair of shorts and a bowie knife to try to live off the land. I'm going fully geared up, and I'm planning on having some fun."

Damon won the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay for his screenwriting in Good Will Hunting, and was nominated for his lead performance in the same film. Growing steadily in popularity from the 1997 film, he was since matched up with A-list actors in mainstream films, and today is rated among the top actors in Hollywood.

Damons agent, John Hayner, said his client led a simple life and always had an appreciation for the outdoors.

"He was always planning on going on some sort of adventure," Hayner told TMZ.com. "And his my mom got scared and said 'You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air.' I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air."

Lol
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 09 Sep 2009, 19:44
Yeah, I thought I smelled bovine waste effluent all over this one.  Although the Chinese seem to be taking it seriously.  http://news.cnpanyu.com/2009/0910/4176.html
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Mnementh on 09 Sep 2009, 19:50
When will we get a response to the rumor that A Wet Hamlet is a A Wet Blanket and still wets the bed?
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 09 Sep 2009, 19:52
Probably about the time Matt Damon really dies.... In 40-50 years.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: scarred on 09 Sep 2009, 19:53
When will we get a response to the rumor that A Wet Hamlet is a A Wet Blanket and still wets the bed?

Whoa, gullible and temperamental!
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: T-Rex on 09 Sep 2009, 19:54
I have yet to hear a denial.  These rumors are becoming persistent.  People are saying A Wet Hamlet is incontinent.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 09 Sep 2009, 19:56
Me?  Incontinent?

Meh... Depends.


Edit:  Oh yeah, and:  http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/news/matt-damon-dead-rumors-dismissed

Next edit:  T-rex, I find it very interesting that your last post previous to this evening is on the exact same date that the OP registered.  Sock puppet?  You decide.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 09 Sep 2009, 20:15
Wow.
Quote from: Article posted by Wet Helmet the Magnificent
"Beverly Hills Cop" star Eddie Murphy.

He really hasn't done much since then, has he?
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: scarred on 09 Sep 2009, 20:16
Not really, actually.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Inlander on 09 Sep 2009, 20:17
I dunno, does "Lost his edge" count as doing something?

"Hey Eddie, long time no see. Watcha been doin'?"
"Losin' my edge."
"All right, man."
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Eris on 09 Sep 2009, 20:20
GUYS


I know the death of Matt Damon is sad and all (farewell, sweet prince), but I just read something shocking.

JEFF GOLDBLUM IS DEAD :(

First Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, and Ed McMahon, and now this?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: jhocking on 09 Sep 2009, 20:24
http://www.starsareblind.com/2009/09/09/matt-damon-dead/
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 09 Sep 2009, 20:28
I love how every site I've seen denying the death rumor has mentioned the 30 pounds he gained for the role.  Maybe he just died 'cause he got fat.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: jhocking on 09 Sep 2009, 20:30
Or maybe they're just copy-pasting the exact same text.  These are bloggers, not scholarly journal authors.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: T-Rex on 09 Sep 2009, 20:30
Me?  Incontinent?

Meh... Depends.


Edit:  Oh yeah, and:  http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/news/matt-damon-dead-rumors-dismissed

Next edit:  T-rex, I find it very interesting that your last post previous to this evening is on the exact same date that the OP registered.  Sock puppet?  You decide.

Try asking some one near you for help.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Inlander on 09 Sep 2009, 20:32
While perusing the link that J-Ho posted, I noticed that four of the five "related posts" at the bottom of the article were concerned with a gentleman named Matt Giraud. Having never previously heard of Matt Giraud, I can only assume that this whole Matt Damon hoax was started by Mr. Giraud, to boost his own career.

I'm onto you, Giraud!
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: est on 10 Sep 2009, 02:52
A note to noobs: 9 out of 10 scientitians say Danny Clash is about 5 times cooler than you.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: snalin on 10 Sep 2009, 02:58
I saw Team America before I ever saw Damon in a movie. Every time I see his face, I just think "Matt Daaaaamon".
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: mberan42 on 10 Sep 2009, 12:51
A note to noobs: 9 out of 10 scientitians say Danny Clash is about 5 times cooler than you.

The 10th one heard the question wrong.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Alex C on 10 Sep 2009, 12:59
Every time I see his face, I just think "Matt Daaaaamon".


This. I actually said it aloud when I read the thread title.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 10 Sep 2009, 13:01
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS DEAD :(

We don't joke about things like this.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: johnny5 on 10 Sep 2009, 13:09
yes, who would head up law and order: criminal internet now?


edit: that should be criminal intent, but that works too. they need a law and order about that
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Alex C on 10 Sep 2009, 15:02
Man, a Law and Order: Criminal Internet would drive me up the wall. Computers are already borderline magical on just about any prime time television program you care to name.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: jhocking on 10 Sep 2009, 15:03
The pilot would be about someone murdered through a chatroom.

ADDITION:

:evil:

:police:

:cry:
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 10 Sep 2009, 15:11
you guys obviously haven't seen the terrible CSI: Miami (i think?) episode where they actually go into Second Life to track some murderer or some bullshit. i don't remember the details because it was so stupid that my brain tried to commit suicide by holding my breath and i passed out; but i assure you it was fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: 0bsessions on 10 Sep 2009, 15:29
It was based on a true story, for the record.

Joe Hocking is still at large.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 10 Sep 2009, 15:31
you guys obviously haven't seen the terrible CSI: Miami (i think?) episode where they actually go into Second Life to track some murderer or some bullshit. i don't remember the details because it was so stupid that my brain tried to commit suicide by holding my breath and i passed out; but i assure you it was fucking stupid.

CSI apes every bit of culture or counterculture it can get its grubby little hands on.  I swear to God if you hear a hiphop song or see a thugly young black man in the beginning sequence prepare to hear a lot of terrible slang and bad rap music.  It's like Dragnet for a new generation sometimes, honestly.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Alex C on 10 Sep 2009, 15:33
Yeah, it worries me that there is a class of people that took everything that came out of ODB's mouth at face value.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: JD on 10 Sep 2009, 15:54
you guys obviously haven't seen the terrible CSI: Miami (i think?) episode where they actually go into Second Life to track some murderer or some bullshit. i don't remember the details because it was so stupid that my brain tried to commit suicide by holding my breath and i passed out; but i assure you it was fucking stupid.

I saw that. I also remember the details, dang.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: jhocking on 10 Sep 2009, 16:06
The best worst BEST part of that episode was the gladiator kombat.

NOTE: I did not actually watch that episode so I don't know why there was a gladiator scene, I just know that there was a gladiator scene.  Also some ridiculous tension where the main guy was like LOGOUT NOW and the dude on the computer was like IM HURRYING I CANT YET
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Merrick on 10 Sep 2009, 16:54
So, for fear of actually posting something on-topic.....


He's definately not dead then?
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Mnementh on 10 Sep 2009, 17:36
Matt Damon is alive and well as far as I know, and has been this entire time.

Except perhaps in the black core of Jimmy Kimmel's (sp?) heart.
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Scarychips on 10 Sep 2009, 18:00
Matt Damon is alive and well as far as I know, and has been this entire time.

Except perhaps in the black core of Jimmy Kimmel's robot heart.

FYP
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: elizaknowswhatshesfor on 24 Sep 2009, 13:30
Off Topic: I feel like a proper part of the forum now someone has used a picture I posted as an avatar. Thanks. It feels good.

Slightly on topic: My boys old band once pretended one of them was dead, it was like a late night drunk myspace prank. It went very wrong & people are still upset about it.

They did not laugh.

This happened with most of their band pranks, a lack of laughing.

People are dead pranks = BAD idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5QE3hW_Ots (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5QE3hW_Ots)
Title: Re: Matt Damon :(
Post by: Jace on 24 Sep 2009, 14:24
CSI: Miami
Computers are already borderline magical on just about any prime time television program you care to name.

Anyone wanna talk about the computer that they use that is basically a giant iphone that the crime lab probably cannot afford?
What about the fact that they sorta wander around wearing a hawaiian shirt, shorts, flip flops and a camera and go to crime scenes and no one seems to care?