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Title: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: jhocking on 16 Sep 2009, 15:48
lunchy gets this:
http://thewandcompany.com/Buying.html

(clearer explanation of what this is http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenniferem/magic-wand-universal-remote-38b )
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Lines on 16 Sep 2009, 15:57
I saw that today! It's so awesome.

Mai gets a winged unicorn.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: 0bsessions on 16 Sep 2009, 16:09
Yelley gets yarn. Truckloads and truckloads of boring, boring yarn.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Jace on 16 Sep 2009, 16:59
Jon gets a whole baseball team.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Sep 2009, 17:12
Jace gets a pet Zerg
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Drill King on 16 Sep 2009, 17:56
Dovey gets a time-machine
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Lines on 16 Sep 2009, 18:03
Andy gets a warehouse full of eccentric clothing and art supplies.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Liz on 16 Sep 2009, 18:33
Jens gets Henry Rollins. Or me.

;)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Cernunnos on 16 Sep 2009, 18:36
Liz gets shoes

Lots of shoes
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Joseph on 16 Sep 2009, 18:39
Johnny gets a chance to jam with Sloan.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Liz on 16 Sep 2009, 18:41
Jon I think I love you.

Jon gets a forge and a bunch of scrap metal. Also plenty of jeans that he can roll up to the knee.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Jace on 16 Sep 2009, 18:43
Jace gets a pet Zerg

His theme music would be this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lpVjXwAfm0&feature=related).

Joseph gets... uhh, I don't know what the perfect gift for Joseph is. I would give Liz more shoes.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Liz on 16 Sep 2009, 18:46
Fucking hell I am going to have a lot of shoes. I like where this thread is going.

Joseph would get some more giant plush animals to go with the frog thing (whatever it is). (The only way I can picture you is you looking so content to be cuddling with the frog thing.)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: sean on 16 Sep 2009, 18:50
liz gets zeebra cakes
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Cernunnos on 16 Sep 2009, 18:51
Barrymoo gets to win a real pokemon at the amusement park.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: JD on 16 Sep 2009, 18:56
Uh I would give Stephan money for piercings


Jens gets Henry Rollins. Or me.

;)


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3627/3285639044_080385865f.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Sep 2009, 19:49
Brett gets his own bar to run. It would be like Cheers during the day but then when the sun went down it would get thoroughly rowdy.

Johnny C gets his own slide-dog.

Shane gets every model of Fender guitar ever made.

Khar is given command of a Viking ship and imperium over the North Sea
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: tania on 16 Sep 2009, 20:02
hey darryl, i got you these headphones (http://www.gradolabs.com/product_pages/gs1000.htm).
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: tania on 16 Sep 2009, 20:06
hey maiada, i got you this book (http://www.juliehasson.com/cookbooks/cupcakes.htm).
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: tania on 16 Sep 2009, 20:13
hey johnny c, i know you've been kind of down lately so i got you  this poster (http://www.successories.com/product/motivational+posters/motivational+posters/essence+of+.../the+power+of+a+leader+framed+motivational+poster.do).

(hey guys i think this thread could be more fun if we try to choose a specific gift for people otherwise it's just a "list other forumite's general interests" thread and come on that's kind of dull isn't it?)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Sep 2009, 20:18
hey darryl, i got you these headphones (http://www.gradolabs.com/product_pages/gs1000.htm).

Oh. Wow. Oh wow.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: calenlass on 16 Sep 2009, 20:44
Tania I got you a laser that lets you change sex whenever you push the button.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: tania on 16 Sep 2009, 20:50
oh man if i had a dick i would definitely be arrested in about 5 minutes but it would be so worth it
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: calenlass on 16 Sep 2009, 22:12
Joe and Est are getting maps to the fountain of youth, but they are both different. First one to get there wins!

Try not to run into Methuselah on the way or anything.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Inlander on 16 Sep 2009, 22:14
Hah!  Joe needs the fountain of youth but I don't. That's what you get for being engaged to get married.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Jace on 16 Sep 2009, 22:37
Harry gets an antique typewriter and a bunch of paper. Also a room full of chimps so that he can write Shakespeare.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Hat on 17 Sep 2009, 00:03
Brett gets his own bar to run. It would be like Cheers during the day but then when the sun went down it would get thoroughly rowdy.

Dovey you are so lovely in exchange I got you a pair of wayfarers encrusted with diamonds
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Inlander on 17 Sep 2009, 00:27
Also a room full of chimps so that he can write Shakespeare.

Can they just read Shakespeare to me instead? Though obviously they'd have to be English, classically trained chimps.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: scarred on 17 Sep 2009, 00:34
Dollface gets a pair of rainbow manties (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ruffeoheartslilsnotty/3752549821/) so we can both own some.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Liz on 17 Sep 2009, 01:45
liz gets zeebra cakes

Two boxes, dude.

Honestly.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Sep 2009, 01:53
you've already got the perfect gift, everyone
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Sep 2009, 01:54





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Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Sep 2009, 01:54
so either me or slide dog, i guess
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 17 Sep 2009, 01:57
Slide dog looks like a recently deceased dog, the movement creating an illusion of life. Basically, slide dog is creepy and more than a little depressing, not unlike yourself Johhnny.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Ballard on 17 Sep 2009, 02:21
Jimmy gets to experience the feeling of happiness.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Thomas Edison on 17 Sep 2009, 05:04
FOR YOU ALLLLLL

(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6531/obama3u.jpg)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Thomas Edison on 17 Sep 2009, 05:06
Or for you true patriots:

(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7638/obama1k.jpg)


DEMOCRATIC BLUE? ALRIGHT!
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Ballard on 17 Sep 2009, 05:39
Pffft I demand it in Republican Red so I can be a repressed closet freak in private.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Inlander on 17 Sep 2009, 06:26
Surely you mean Socialist red.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Ballard on 17 Sep 2009, 06:38
I'd rather Fascist Fuschia.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Inlander on 17 Sep 2009, 06:51
Liberal lilac.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: jhocking on 17 Sep 2009, 07:10
(hey guys i think this thread could be more fun if we try to choose a specific gift for people otherwise it's just a "list other forumite's general interests" thread and come on that's kind of dull isn't it?)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Sep 2009, 07:31
Shane gets every model of Fender guitar ever made.

Even a Katana?

(http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/780/611589.JPG)


On that vein, I'm giving Patrick a 1963 Fender Jaguar, shell pink, and a Rickenbacker 360/12.

Emilio gets a set of turntables.

And Liz gets every cardigan I ever stop wearing, granted she can make them fit.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Liz on 17 Sep 2009, 08:46
Shane you should really stop wearing more cardigans.

;)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Christophe on 17 Sep 2009, 08:52
Shane gets an xbox 360!
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Sep 2009, 08:54
No Liz, see..I should get MORE. That way I still have some to wear, but others that I'll tire of and give to you. I've only got one at the moment.

Oh yeah, and I'm sending Jimmy one of the snowmakers that ski resorts use, so he can always play in the snow.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Liz on 17 Sep 2009, 11:12
For Jens http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23018699

For Kris http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13876743&ref=cat3_gallery_14

For Jodie http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=30853614
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Sep 2009, 11:21
Quote from: Website about Jens' gift
Pikachu Halloween costume hat

People are only going to wear that on Halloween?  That website clearly doesn't realize how awesome a Pikachu hat is.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: 0bsessions on 17 Sep 2009, 11:37
Jimmy gets a prime rib and peppercorn sub from Quizno's. Also a bottle opener made from the testicles of North-Eastern American animal. I'm thinking a moose.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: phooey on 17 Sep 2009, 11:57







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Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: ackblom12 on 17 Sep 2009, 12:28
Katie would get a Hope Chest full of vintage clothing including Neo Victorian corsets, various dresses, shoes and stockings with buttons.

Also it would have a false bottom for her diamond tipped chainsaw.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: mberan42 on 17 Sep 2009, 13:47
Roddy gets an "I pay your bar tab" night.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Liz on 17 Sep 2009, 13:56
Matt gets http://www.hometips.com/catimages/012907_wall_styleline.jpg

...

(walls that go all the way to the ceiling)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: sean on 17 Sep 2009, 14:00
sam gets heavy nugs (http://media.photobucket.com/image/heavy%20nugs/avip99/bud/lacon.jpg)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: sean on 17 Sep 2009, 14:01
jens is transported to dc 1991
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Ballard on 17 Sep 2009, 19:04
sam gets heavy nugs (http://media.photobucket.com/image/heavy%20nugs/avip99/bud/lacon.jpg)

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: JD on 17 Sep 2009, 19:46
Scarred gets his shirts early
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Hat on 17 Sep 2009, 20:11
Jodie gets a kitty that is also an accredited tattoo artist but it can only do tattoos of pokemon
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: scarred on 17 Sep 2009, 20:43
Scarred gets his shirts early

Just for that, you get fourteen goddamn dinosaurs

whatever species you want.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: ZJGent on 17 Sep 2009, 21:23
Roddy gets an "I pay your bar tab" night.

Matthew! That is not a present. That is you signing a contract entitling you to pennilessness. I would never wish that on you.

Matthew I am buying you extra wall. For around your bedroom-top. Apparently that is something you are desperately needing.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: calenlass on 17 Sep 2009, 22:11
Oh hey look, Roddy, some (http://www.mainstage.com/Pictures/MTSMakeupKit.JPG) stuff (http://www.nightmarefactory.com/GRF20001.jpg) just showed up at your door!

(in 11 colours)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: JD on 17 Sep 2009, 22:14
Scarred gets his shirts early

Just for that, you get fourteen goddamn dinosaurs

whatever species you want.
Awesome (http://www.arcadebomb.com/play/robot_dinosaurs_that_shoot_beams_when_they_roar.html)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Hat on 17 Sep 2009, 22:55
Roddy gets an "I pay your bar tab" night.

Matthew! That is not a present. That is you signing a contract entitling you to pennilessness. I would never wish that on you.

oh by the way if you come into my bar you gotta pay cash, dude.

sorry that's just how it is
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: MrBlu on 18 Sep 2009, 15:35
I got myself a book that has everyone's real name beside their forum name.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: nobo on 18 Sep 2009, 18:42
thats a little weird.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Emaline on 18 Sep 2009, 20:08
Yeah. Kinda stalkery.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: ZJGent on 18 Sep 2009, 21:47
Oh hey look, Roddy, some stuff just showed up at your door!

(in 11 colours)

Katie that is so gosh-damned appropriate. I think you ought award yourself an amazon star for gift-purchasing ability. Speaking of warrior women, I feel this (http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.32218476.jpg) ought to have turned up at yours by now.

Quote from: Hat
$$$

I'll have you know sir that I have applied recently for an AA Credit Card just recently, ideal for alcoholic banking of all discernible orders.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: MrBlu on 19 Sep 2009, 00:08
Yeah. Kinda stalkery.
I think my point was missed.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Joseph on 19 Sep 2009, 10:13
Didn't we have a thread about real names once?
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Ballard on 19 Sep 2009, 11:20
Also multiple Quiki entries.

Basically what I am saying is back off his jock guys.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Ballard on 19 Sep 2009, 12:39
I was addressing the two people who got on MrBlu's case and telling them to chill.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Barmymoo on 19 Sep 2009, 12:48
Dude, we don't have a quiki any more.

Jens gets a subscription to this (http://www.speakmoreclearly.com/downloadbritishaccent?gclid=CLCgy6e4_pwCFeMB4wodQU0tdA).
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: pwhodges on 19 Sep 2009, 13:03
Hmm - if you want RP*, I'm probably a better example than that on the basis of the sample.

* "Received Pronunciation", aka "BBC English".
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Hat on 19 Sep 2009, 13:15
I automatically assumed you spoke with RP Paul but it makes me feel a lot better knowing I was actually correct
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: nobo on 19 Sep 2009, 13:24
I was addressing the two people who got on MrBlu's case and telling them to chill.

your point would have come across better if you used his real name.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Ballard on 19 Sep 2009, 13:35
Haha, I do not know it?
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Lunchbox on 19 Sep 2009, 15:49
But David, what about the people who only go by their forums name anyway?
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: JD on 19 Sep 2009, 15:57
I was addressing the two people who got on MrBlu's case and telling them to chill.

your point would have come across better if you used his real name.

He is secretly a smurf.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Lunchbox on 19 Sep 2009, 16:02

your point would have come across better if you used his real name.

He is secretly a smurf.

Quote
But David, what about the people who only go by their forums name anyway?


 8-)


Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Lunchbox on 19 Sep 2009, 16:22
According to the first post... maybe?
(Thanks Jooooe)
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: MrBlu on 19 Sep 2009, 21:29
I think your point is that it's hard to keep track of what everyone's real name is, especially because the meebo crowd tends to use each others' real names with no reference to what the nickname of the person in question is. Which is, honestly, a completely okay thing to be confused about!

Did I get it right?
Yes.
I was addressing the two people who got on MrBlu's case and telling them to chill.
Haha, thanks.
But David, what about the people who only go by their forums name anyway?
Wait, what? How do you know my name...? I'm almost positive I don't have you on Skype or something...
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: MrBlu on 19 Sep 2009, 22:00
Well ok then.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: jhocking on 22 Sep 2009, 07:44
Back off what?

Can't you read?  his jock
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: MrBlu on 22 Sep 2009, 17:02
Can't you read?  his jhock
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: jodizzle on 23 Sep 2009, 15:24
Matthew I am buying you extra wall. For around your bedroom-top. Apparently that is something you are desperately needing.

<3<3 good plan!

Also so far I have awesome Pokemon related presents.

And I think that if Brett owned a bar it would be just like Always Sunny in Philadelphia.  We all know this.
Title: Re: choose the perfect gift for another forumite
Post by: Liz on 23 Sep 2009, 16:26
Man Roddy totally stole that from me, I already gave Matt the gift of walls that go all the way up.

Fuck you, Roddy.