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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: scarred on 21 Oct 2009, 02:31
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Next month, it begins. A whole month, razorless.
WHO AMONG YOU HAS COURAGE ENOUGH TO BRAVE THESE WILDS?
EN GARDE
(http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ickM8xfwBo1fs5pm5zfecF8Wo1_1280-570x751.jpg)
(i can dream)
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I did this last year. It was itchy and patchy and all around crappy. My girlfriend stopped loving me for 30 days (emotionally). It was basically a shitty neckbeard.
To you I say "Never Again!"
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I'm in.
Mainly because I do this anyway.
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I already have a beard, but I need to keep it trimmed for my job (bar work) so :-P
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I have not shaved for three years.
I am always ready for November.
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Okay dudes. Don't get so cocky (although congratulations on your beardy beauty.)
There are official rules to this best month of all months.
The #1 rule is on the last day of October, you shave. Completely clean shaven (you can leave sideburns I guess). Then at the end of Novembeard the man with the best month's worth of growth wins a prize. The prize is that he knows he is the manliest man.
Here is some theme music (http://www.myspace.com/thebeardsclub).
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I would do this, as I don't have a girlfriend to worry about angering, but it would just look like I forgot to shave for a bit less than a week.
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I will do this but I absolutely will not shave my sideburns. I am quite happy for the sideburn area not to be counted in my case, though my sideburns are ball-rendingly awesome.
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I'm really not sure if I'll do this. I have those teenagers beard that isn't actually growing everywhere. I still have some spots without any hair. I'll see.
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If it wasn't for work, I would totally do this for shits and giggles. (I would totally win, of course...)
It doesn't take long for me to look like I'm chewing on a possum.
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I'm not in, I've been growing my beard since September 10th, and my hair since June, and I don't plan on shaving/trimming it until those dates comes around again at least.
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I did Manuary this past January, and I got very little beard/mustache growth past the first two weeks (I'm half Asian and can't exactly get anywhere near a full beard or mustache. It grows about 1/4 to 1/2 inch and then essentially stops). It was ok cause my girlfriend was studying abroad that winter and I wasn't getting any anyways.
This November, no.
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I have those teenagers beard that isn't actually growing everywhere. I still have some spots without any hair. I'll see.
I'm pushing 40 and I still have a bald spot on each cheek. Super-suckage.
I can grow a wicked fu-manchu though.
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I wussed out on this last year, but I won't this year! I haven't had a beard for like two years and that is just silly.
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Ladies can participate, too! (If you really really want to.)
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Sadly I cannot shave to participate in this, as my beard is a force of nature and angering it would be grosslly irresponsible.
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I'm in
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Ladies can participate, too! (If you really really want to.)
:|
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Don't be so closed minded. It's the 90s!
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Man, it's pretty much winter here and I'm single so nobody is going to see my legs anyways.
Linds, you vs. me?
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Man, I am giving up anyways.
Linds, you vs. me?
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Shaved lady legs feel weird. Stubbly lady legs feel even weirder. Ladies, let your legs be wild and free!
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I may be in. My beard is doing pretty well right now, but we'll see how I feel about doin a thing on the internet.
Tommy always wins though.
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sam shave right before you go to bed. unless yr too fuckin drunk to.
i plan on doing this. i probably will not perform that well but its a good way to gauge my beard power. i know i at least will up my beard from last year.
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Can I get in on this and not shave my armpits or legs or something? I already do that anyway, so.....
I may see if I can get my boyfriend on this, though he is already cultivating a fine beard.
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Alright Emaline, it's you vs. me. Shave those legs for your Halloween party, then it is ON.
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Liz, unless something happens and I suddenly have a boy who does not appreciate No Shave November, it's you're legs vs. mine. And Emaline's. I am shaving my pits, though, because I am not dealing with hairy pits. (Besides, I haven't shaved my legs this month anyways, so I'm sure I can deal with shaving them and then letting it grow out again.)
And don't hate, Joe Hocking.
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No way. I cannot deal with not shaving. It's too itchy for too long. I've tried before and I get a week and a half before I try to remove my own face.
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Do you ever condition? I am guessing no.
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Do I just use regularhair conditioner on my beard? I've tried a lot of things (I've heard that shaving cream helps soften it, and does for a short time), but none of them seemed to work well enough.
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Yes. It has a dramatic effect on the itchiness of a beard.
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I would compete and win this event with ease but my profession requires me not to look like a deranged Amish person.
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I'll do the no leg shave! If a boy can't handle a little leg hair than he sucks. I did it last year too, and was with a dude but he preferred me not shaving. He also has the best beard still.
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i'll probably do it.
But i am not very manly at all so there will be no beard by the end of the month. I will, however, have a pretty wicked mustache by then...except it'll be blonde so you won't be able to see it anyway.
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Sam is pretty much gonna win halfway through the month.
I'm in, but don't expect much.
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I am only in if I keep waking up after midday all through november.
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Dudes, if you're worried about your faces being itchy or already have an epic beard or are not allowed to grow one, then join us ladies by shaving your legs on Halloween!
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I am so excited about this now! Except, my legs don't get that hairy. But my pits do! But no one wants to challenge me on that front. Maybe I can get the girls at work on this.
Can we post before shaving, after shaving, and after growing pictures?
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Alright, so in the ladies' bracket we have...
Liz
Linds
Brittany
Emaline
Also, I don't know if it is really necessary to do before shaving pictures? I have been keeping up with shaving pretty well so the before and after shaving won't be to different. But we will do after shave and at the end of the month! May the best leg hair WIN.
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im game. No shaving anything this november...anything... :-D
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If you don't have any hair prior to the shaving, then it is relatively pointless.
But if you have hair it might be neat to compare it to at the end of the November.
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I will do this but I absolutely will not shave my sideburns. I am quite happy for the sideburn area not to be counted in my case, though my sideburns are ball-rendingly awesome.
I probably won't shave my burns either. But because they are assuredly less ball-rendingly awesome than yours, I might trim 'em.
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Can we post before shaving, after shaving, and after growing pictures?
I plan to
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As much as I want to I've already grown my own beard and there is no way I'm going to shave it.
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I'd love to participate but I need a full beard for the first week of December and I am not confident in my ability to re-grow what I currently have by that time. I can probably avoid trimming though, just to be in the spirit of things.
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I AM SO IN!
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I'm out, owing to the fact that my girlfriend has threatened to get involved if I do.
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I would participate in the leg-off, but november is coming into summer here and I will want to start wearing shorts soon. Fuck wearing shorts with hairy legs.
They would, uh, look something like this?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/Lapuz/random/capybara2.jpg)
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I'm in.
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Forumite's Girlfriends: What is with all the beard hate?
Honestly.
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Forumite's Girlfriends: What is with all the beard hate?
Honestly.
this deserves a free beer!
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I can provide
o__U
/l
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Hooray!
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i might shave my legs and see how i fare vs the ladies
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no offence to growing beards for fun but i'd feel much happier if we were doing it as part of Movember (http://www.movember.com/) instead of just for fun
...if anyone wants to get a team running i'm not sure how well it would work online
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I would probably do this but I have recently required a man-thing and I have not had a proper man-thing in over a year so I am currently in that,"Hell yes I will be sexy". Wild hair legs are pretty sexy but not stubble.
Sorry guys, Why couldn't this be in the middle of the winter last year?
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I have not had a proper man-thing in over a year
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I'm sorry, I thought we all knew that Andy was a post-op transvestite?
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Forumite's Girlfriends: What is with all the beard hate?
Honestly.
No problem with the look, but it chafes my face lots. Hurts like a bitch after a while.
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recently required acquired a man-thing
Andy was a post-op transvestite transsexual?
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Forumite's Girlfriends: What is with all the beard hate?
Honestly.
No problem with the look, but it chafes my face lots. Hurts like a bitch after a while.
Conditioner. Dudes need to take better care of their facial hairs. My boyfriend's current/past facial hairs have never bothered me. They are so soft!
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Frankly my headhair doesnt even get that much attention, why would my face hair?
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Because you touch ladies a lot more with your face hair.
Well, I assume that you touch ladies a lot more with your face hair.
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I actually do condition my facial hair once it's at a certain point, still gets pretty abrasive, even on my own lip.
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Because you touch ladies a lot more with your face hair.
Well, I assume that you touch ladies a lot more with your face hair.
You seem to be making a lot of assumptions about people that spend a good amount of time online.
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The assumption I am making is that they touch ladies more with their face hair than with their head hair, not that they touch ladies a lot. I touch ladies with neither these days, but that's more a function of how little time I have to actually try.
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I guess I have just been lucky to only make out with beardy dudes who have soft and pleasant beards? Sure it does chafe a little, but nothing unpleasant.
Actually now that I think about it, the last time I kissed a non-beardy dude was much more unpleasant because his face was really prickly. That hurt.
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My girlfriend likes my facial hair, she runs her fingers through it all the time. Then again I regularly shampoo it and sometimes even condition it.
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Actually now that I think about it, the last time I kissed a non-beardy dude was much more unpleasant because his face was really prickly. That hurt.
If he were actually non-beardy, it would have just been smooth and (hopefully) soft. The middle ground of stubble surely is the bane of existence as far as tactile sensation goes, but it does look good (better than an actual beard, in my opinion).
I'm considering growing a beard this winter, but not for November, I think. I'm going to continue to try to look "respectable" for the time being.
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WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FACIAL HAIR? I GREW IT! HOW DO YOU KEEP IT SO CLEAN? I SHAMPOO IT!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O7PXeuLYIw)
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Jeeze, Jon, let Rachel have some fun with us girls. It's just leg hair.
And seeing as how I shaved my legs today, I will not really have much to show for a before shave picture, but I will definitely do a post shaved picture, possibly some pics throughout the month, and then a final one. It's on, ladies, it's on.
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I know lots of guys that shampoo and condition their beards and it's still chafy as fuck. don't get me wrong, I love beards, but lots of dudes just have coarse hair.
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I luck out, mine is soft haha
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If he were actually non-beardy, it would have just been smooth and (hopefully) soft. The middle ground of stubble surely is the bane of existence as far as tactile sensation goes, but it does look good (better than an actual beard, in my opinion).
But it wasn't stubble! He looked completely non-hairy!
In any case I will stick with my lovely beardy dude.
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Is it possible he just had very very light-colored stubble? If he really wasn't beardy at all, he should have been smooth.
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I've never ever kissed a dude who was COMPLETELY smooth unless I snagged him immediately right after he shaved in the morning. My worst beardy kissing experience was when the boy I was with stopped trimming his mustache and it kept going up my nose. It was funny, but a huge moment ruiner.
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It was funny, but a huge moment ruiner.
I think this statement is pretty true for all mustaches.
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Guys, your face hair might be a different texture than your head hair, but it is still hair. It still needs to be taken care of the same way, which means if you are getting scratchy raspy beard hairs then you are using the wrong kind of conditioner. I know it might boggle your mind, but there are different types, and some of them will work better on your beard than others!
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it's on like donkey kong motherfuckers, let's do this. on the last day of October we should put up a list of all who are in, so we can see the competition.
also maybe some weekly avatar picture updates? that's just from the top of my head though.
but I think it would be cool to see how everyone's beard grows from week to week. or do we want to keep it a surprise until the last day of novembeard?
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I'm only planning on posting before and after piccies for optimal horrifying neckbeard paralysis but that's just me.
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in by default i guess.
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Not this year because I love shaving too much and also I am not much of a man.
I generally have to set aside more than a month to grow any kind of respectable facial hair, oh the shame of it all!
Definitely next year though when I'm in Canada because, well, you know... lumberjacks.
Ally: I can understand "beard" hate from ladies during the growing process. It takes a lot of patience and commitment in the bearding process, and you and your loved ones have to be prepared to put up with some pretty trashy looks for a while. Sometimes quite a while, depending on the guy.
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Jeeze, Jon, let Rachel have some fun with us girls. It's just leg hair.
You misunderstand, Linds. It's most certainly not just leg hair she's threatening to grow out.
In terms of trying different conditioners, it's been done. I've tried about five different kinds of conditioner on my beard and it still stays gruff. Any conditioner seems to reduce/eliminate itchiness for me, but once my beard gets to a certain point (About a month's worth of growth generally), no conditioner seems to stop it from being a bit abrasive. If I was continuing to grow out my hair, I'd try more, but it's hard to justify buying bunches of different conditioners when you shave your head and are unemployed.
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I condition the shit out of my beard hair. My facial hair naturally grows in a mountain man curly gruff manner so no need to make it also have tons of nasty broken hairs. I would just look like a homeless man if I didn't. Plus both me and the lady have long hair so we tend to have the conditioner to do so.
Bu yes, take care of the goddamn facial hair people.
Edit - Let me make it clear though that outside of the couple of hours immediately after the shower, my beard hairs are not what I would call soft and lovable. Like I said, I got mountain man style facial hair.
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Jon 5 conditioners is pithy. 5 is not a real effort. When you get a job, perhaps you could give it another go.
Edit: I have tried probably 20 or so various conditioners for my hair in the past two years and I still have not found a combination that I like (I have to leave on in at the end). It is a slow process, admittedly, but on the bright side, any conditioner you don't like Rachel can use for her own shaving needs since it works more or less as well as shaving cream.
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I don't use shaving cream ever. I have only ever cut myself shaving 3 times and all three times were while using creams/gels. Exfoliate, rinse, shave. Works for me.
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See not using stuff is when I get the worst razor burn, so.
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Skippin' it. Actually going to be, you know, working for a living again here soon, and when I brought up the possibility my (sort of) girlfriend got this glazed over look that said "I'm not saying anything now, but in two weeks I'll be sleeping with one of your friends out of spite if you do this."
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Jeeze, Jon, let Rachel have some fun with us girls. It's just leg hair.
You misunderstand, Linds. It's most certainly not just leg hair she's threatening to grow out.
TMI WARNING:
Yeah, I had to promise my boyfriend I'd keep other places clean shaven if I did this.
Does any body know if Movember would be cool with my boyfriend and his coworkers collecting donations in their(Movember's) name for Movembers charities for just straight out not shaving at all for November? I'm trying to get them all to do it, and so far nobody is really interested, but they did St Baldricks for cancer, and shaved their heads. Guys working at cancer researching places are all for doing stuff for cancer. I wonder if I could do a lady version and collect donations for like cervical cancer and breast cancer at my work.
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Man, I wish I could do this without looking ridiculous. It's weird, you know, because I had a dream the other night where Novembeard happened and I did grow a beard. My imagination became over-optimistic with that beard, and it still looked slightly awkward. Normally, there are no pigmented hairs to be found outside my chin and upper lip region, and possibly minor sideburns.
Oh, and just for the sake of it, a quote by the Dutch winner of 'Best Natural Moustache' of the World Beard Championships:
"A kiss without a 'stache is like an egg without salt."
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Alright. TMI indeed. As far as I'm concerned, for ladies this contest is about legs.
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Question: Am I lame if I only let my chin hair grow? I don't want any kind of stache.
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Yes
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I was afraid of that.
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What if I grow a mustache to even him out? I'm sure I could get away with Rachel just not shaving her armpits or something if I do that and it's not like my dick ever goes near them anyway.
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jon ain't no pit fucker
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well, that's a load off my mind
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ITT: TMI
Edit: Alright, alright, here you go:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Capybara_Montreal_Biod%C3%B4me.jpg/800px-Capybara_Montreal_Biod%C3%B4me.jpg)
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Dude, you forgot something:
(http://nogoodforme.filmstills.org/images/capybara2.jpg)
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New sig quote.
Also, huh? I think I missed the meme memo.
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It was not a memo, it was a direct order from Tommy.
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... I have a typical teenager whispy beard. I probably wouldn't have much by the end of November, but sure, why not?
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It was not a memo, it is a beautiful and wonderous part of nature
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I am going to do a Reverse Novembeard and shave every day mainly because I am envious of every other man's ability to grow a beard
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Thats probably the same reason why women hate on us man types when we grow them. They just make up a bunch of other excuses to cover it up.
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I believe this comic (http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-883.png) demonstrates the issue.
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What would the reason be for how there is a very vocal minority of women who DO love beards? Does that mean you've discovered our secret, that we totally can grow totally bomb-ass beards?
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As an act of rebellion i refuse to shave weekends and any 4day passes and/or leave I get other than that if i even have the slightest stubble my SGT smokes the hell outta me or makes me dry shave in front of the platoon. I really do miss my beard though ((sigh))
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As an act of rebellion i refuse to shave weekends and any 4day passes and/or leave I get
That seems to be pretty common amongst the military people I know, except replace SGT with LT or Captain (pretty much everyone I know is an officer).
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Proposal: Us teenagers/weakbeards can compete in "wispiest beard". NO SHAVING ALLOWED. It will be a matter of mutual trust and honour.
My dad told me: If you can't win, make sure they'll remember you. I find the best way to do this is suck monumentally the instant first place is out of sight.
Mmm, we can do this.
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Okay, I'm in on the wimpybeard competition. I will probably not win that either, but it at least sounds more fun than normal novembeard.
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Great, now I know I'm going to fall somewhere in the middle. My facial hair, while nowhere near majestic, is also not even close to wispy.
New goal: hobocore
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I know people who award prizes at the end for virtually everything. In order to not give unfair advantage to the naturally hairy or hairless, there are many different categories.
E.g.,
-- Person most resembling somebody's uncle
-- Best pedostache
-- Best Sam Beam
-- Least absorbent
-- Least symmetrical
etc.
What I'm trying to say is that at the end of Movember, everyone is a winner, especially if you are raising money for testicular cancer awareness.
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I win the Person Most Resembling Tania's Little Cousin award.
I'll also be competing for trashiest goatee/trashstache combo.
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My job's got one of those "all employees must be neatly groomed" things, and continued employment is kind of important to me right now.
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I can't do this because my girlfriend's birthday is in November and she will tear my face off if a whispy manboybeard graces it.
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Proposal: Us teenagers/weakbeards can compete in "wispiest beard". NO SHAVING ALLOWED. It will be a matter of mutual trust and honour.
My dad told me: If you can't win, make sure they'll remember you. I find the best way to do this is suck monumentally the instant first place is out of sight.
I am down for this. I am basically mustache-inept, much less a full beard.
I mean basically when the extent of your ability at facial hair comes down to this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/TehLetterM/P5229129.jpg) then you really don't stand much of a chance, do you?
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Damn, you're going to have to dump her near her birthday, tough break.
I'm grabbing this for my sig. I love you tommy.
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Does it matter to you that the line is only funny in context? For all I know you may actually prefer it as an inside joke, I'm just checking.
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Goddamnit Chris stop posting that some of us may be eating while we read this forum
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Fuck you Dovey the facial hair-impaired deserve an equal say on this forum too
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My dad told me: If you can't win, make sure they'll remember you. I find the best way to do this is suck monumentally the instant first place is out of sight.
New sig quote time.
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Dude, I got that sig the day before you.
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Goddammit, Darryl.
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My dad told me: If you can't win, make sure they'll remember you. I find the best way to do this is suck monumentally the instant first place is out of sight.
Wait a minute, didn't Henry Rollins say that?
Jens, do you have something to tell us?
I might have to drop out of the wimpybeard competition if I get a job interview. Probably won't happen, but if I'm lucky, it will.
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This is movember, people. This ain't about beards, it's about the noble moustache.
(http://www.woweffect.be/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mario.jpg)
Take your pick and get cracking.
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That...tha... is AMAZING.
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The "My Neighbour" on that chart is closer to Lemmy's actual facial hair than the "Motorhead"
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Also there's no "Bob Each Way (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,4498.msg118664.html#msg118664)".
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I am a beard loving lady, I don't understand all these girlfriends demanding clean shaven-ness. If it were boys demanding similar things from ladies they would not be happy.
Also I am looking forward to pictures & then possibly animations of stages of growth.
(I wish my boyfriend could grow a beard, but I do stroke his wispy peodo 'tache & tell him it's manly, I think that is fair.)
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If it were boys demanding similar things from ladies they would not be happy.
From what I can tell in this thread, apparently they do? And the girls put up with it.
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Yeah, my first boyfriend requested that I shave, but it was annoying and I got razorburn in places that should not be affected thusly, so I stopped, and when he asked again I told him to shove it up his arse and that was the end of it.
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Most ladies I know keep themselves to a level of tidy that boys are happy with.
I have been asked to change that & I did once, then never again, it wasn't nice. It felt & looked weird.
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In all fairness to my girlfriend, I'm reasonably sure she'd rather I have a big, bushy beard than be completely shaven. I look like a twelve year old boy when clean shaven and both of us are well aware of that fact. It's once it gets past the three weeks to a month mark that she dislikes it. My honest biggest reason for not doing it is I need to look presentable for prospective job interviews and the like.
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Well now you've got a job, right? Now there's no excuse. Beard up.
It's funny, with me and my girlfriend it is kind of the other way around. She is pretty paranoid about keeping shaved despite my constant reassurance that I honestly don't give a fuck at all. Honestly if she wanted to grow some big armpit bushes I wouldn't mind.
The only thing I've tried to pressure her into shaving was her head... She didn't budge on that, either.
I wonder how well her (and mine, for that matter) resolve re: shaving will hold once we are on the road and staying in hostels or crashing on floors.
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It was while hostelling in Finland in 2003 that I first decided "Ah, fuck it" and grew a beard instead of shaving.
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I'm so glad my girlfriend sees no point in either of us shaving. I like being a bit beardy, and it freaks me out a little bit when girls feel a need to be hairless.
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It was while hostelling in Finland in 2003 that I first decided "Ah, fuck it" and grew a beard instead of shaving.
Unfortunately not all of us can just say "yes I believe I will grow a beard". I kind of have to shave because the alternative is not a pleasant experience for anyone involved.
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When it's cold, I could care less about my leg hair until it starts to itch. Can't grow out armpit hair, though, because I just feel gross when I don't. Really, it's all personal preference and power to those ladies who can be all natural.
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I wear ankle socks exclusively because regular socks pull on my hairs and it is very uncomfortable. Though I do agree with you about the armpit hair, it's just annoying. I used to be ridiculous about shaving, but then I realized it is too much work and I don't like it anyway. Plus the stubble is really itchy, really really itchy. Part of the reason I prefer a beardy man is because his face is softer than a dude with stubble, so I would assume it's the same for everywhere else.
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I kind of have to shave because the alternative is not a pleasant experience for anyone involved.
I seem to remember you having a picture with stubble at one point, am I thinking of someone else? It was quite a long time ago, but you haven't changed your name, so I don't see where I would have gotten it mixed up.
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I wish I could grow a beard. I even chose to live in Beard Hall this year, hoping it would help.
It didn't.
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I kind of have to shave because the alternative is not a pleasant experience for anyone involved.
I seem to remember you having a picture with stubble at one point, am I thinking of someone else? It was quite a long time ago, but you haven't changed your name, so I don't see where I would have gotten it mixed up.
I had facial hair for quite a while, but it took a criminally long time for me to grow
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/IMG_0836.jpg)
What you see on my face in that photo is as much as I can grow, and that is the result of maybe a month or more of growing?
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I wish I could grow a beard.
Don't try face rubbing. I mean, I guess you can if you want, but I haven't been able to catch beard with that technique yet.
edit for capybara?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/BabyCapybara.jpg)
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hooray! a goodly percentage of the male bar staff at my place of work are doing movember with me, for charity and all! Our rules are - only moustache, no other facial fur stylings allowed. Any style of moustache is permitted. Results of such manly philanthropy will be posted here as-and-when the lip-fuzz cometh.
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Don't try face rubbing. I mean, I guess you can if you want, but I haven't been able to catch beard with that technique yet.
One of my friends has a very majestic beard. He told me if I rubbed my chin every day and ate all my vegetables I would one day be able to grow a beard like his.
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In the history of all relationships ever, short or long, I have never asked a girl to do or not do something specific with their appearance.
Maybe once they did something or wore something I liked and I commented that it was nice but that is basically the extent that you are allowed to interfere as far as I am concerned.
Well I doubt you'd be dumb enough to date a girl that didn't keep herself, no?
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Oh man so stoked for my last shave to be tomorrow! and by stoked, I mean that if I find a job and they tell me to shave I totally will but not until then. WOO
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Oh, it's that time, isn't it?
Guess I'll get a haircut too.
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Don't forget to shave today!
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But my scruff is part of my halloween costume, Linds.
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BLAH BLEE BLOO. Shave before you go to bed, whine whine whine.
:-P
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For reasons I have forgotten, I am doing this.
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Oh man now I'm wondering how many people are gonna shave after they get home, when they are drunk?
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Hopefully not too many people. Didn't Thoreau's brother die because he cut himself shaving?
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Don't drink and shave. I wouldn't suggest shaving while hungover either.
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Hopefully not too many people. Didn't Thoreau's brother die because he cut himself shaving?
He did, but with a rusty razor.
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I shaved before going out drinking.
1UP
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs023.snc3/11067_1131573058777_1510795503_326693_2913627_n.jpg)
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I feel... naked.
(http://i35.tinypic.com/vzzvas.jpg)
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I just shaved. If I can borrow my mother's camera tonight, I will get a picture up, otherwise it might be a day or two. Wimpybeard competition go!
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Just shaved, we'll see if I do this. I kinda need to get a job.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/noshavenovember.jpg)
You can see how gross dry my leg is also that I am indeed shaved. I'm doing this in the context of Harold... he already has a beard but we can get him fuzzier, I think.
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I shaved! I am a bit of a luddite, though, and I don't own a digital camera so you will just have to trust me. I am a pretty trustworthy guy.
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I am shaved! Pictures when my batteries are charged.
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I shaved. I feel smooth now.
I think I'm gonna keep it this way after Novembeard.
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Shaved a couple hours ago. Already feelin' stubbly. And itchy. Shaving is the worst.
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Man do I love a clean shave.
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due to events on halloween i was not able to shave and i already got a few days scruff on. i really dont care if that officially counts im just gonna work with whats there and see what happens.
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Hmm I think I shaved on the 30th but it doesn't make much of a difference because I too have shitty teenager facial hair. I don't think I've gone a full month without shaving since I started shaving...hm. Should be loads of fun.
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(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/ESpaceman/Snapshot_20091101_1.jpg)
Shaved yesterday. We'll see what an awful stache i can grow
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(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r144/bobxjustxbob/DSCF0781.jpg)
I look 14 when I shave
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
You look at least 15.
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Nearly 15 and 1/2 I'd say.
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The little tyke is growing bigger and bigger every day.
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I ended up shaving off everything but my sideburns a couple days ago, so I guess I am doing this. Before and after picture for reference at the end of the month for how far I've gotten, and how far I've been.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/Wildkyn/Snapshot_20091016_1.jpg)
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/Wildkyn/Snapshot_20091104.jpg)
I've just noticed how uneven my ears are, my glasses always being tilted like that...
Bonus Sideburns:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/Wildkyn/Snapshot_20091104_1.jpg
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(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/antithesis9/PB060063.jpg?t=1257542712)
lil bit over a week here. pretty weak. oh well.
also fuck my hair is long.
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you are exceeding my expectations! good job!
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mehhhh
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/Photoon2009-11-06at2049.jpg)
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Go go go beard power!
November is my favorite month of the year. All the beards come out to play and I'm just so happy.
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This no shave november is just an excuse for people who can't pull it off year-round to look gross and patchy for a month. Seriously if it's patchy don't just let it grow, find something that looks decent, at least. I am so tired of seeing guys who can't grow a full beard looking all patchy and homeless.
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If I took a picture now, all you would see are widdle sideburns.
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This no shave november is just an excuse for people who can't pull it off year-round to look gross and patchy for a month. Seriously if it's patchy don't just let it grow, find something that looks decent, at least. I am so tired of seeing guys who can't grow a full beard looking all patchy and homeless.
If you don't have anything nice to say, go fuck yourself and die in a fire.
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Yeah, quiet Switty. It's just a bit of fun.
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Yeah, it was a bit snappy. I just see like a million people a day and all of the guys lately have patchy grossness, it's pretty infuriating.
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Yeah there are better things you could be infuriated about
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Like the fact that no one taught this apparently pre-pubescent 17 year old how to shave and now I have bumps asoduhsajsdh
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Yeah there are better things you could be infuriated about
No you don't understand. This is Something Witty. It's easier to count the things he's not infuriated about.
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you are exceeding my expectations! good job!
Sean can grow facial hair! This is so weird guys, you have no idea.
fuck
also my week one now is so much better than last year. im having high hopes for this year.
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Yeah there are better things you could be infuriated about
No you don't understand. This is Something Witty. It's easier to count the things he's not infuriated about.
He's pretty much right. For example, I've been infuriated by the entire internet for several weeks now.
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Then maybe you should just take a break.
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Silly girl. I did.
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Take a longer one.
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Who the hell are you to tell me to go away? :cry:
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Well, it doesn't seem like you like it here very much. I don't know you, so maybe you're always ornery. But in my experience that usually means you're doing something wrong.
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He provides the much-needed grit that helps all the sugar around here go down or something.
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A spoon full of broken glass makes the sugar more palatable.
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Finally convinced my boyfriend to do no-shave November, because he looks pretty cute scruffy. Two days in, however, and the 50-grit-sandpaper-face is, well, about as scratchy as you'd expect 50-grit sandpaper to be. I guess what I'm saying is, dear internet: did I make the wrong decision?
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Just wait it out. Once is gets a little longer it shouldn't be so sandpapery. I mean, it will still probably be scratchy, but it shouldn't be as abrasive after a little while.
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The stubble stage is definitely the scratchiest period of a beard.
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The stubble stage is definitely the most annoying period of a beard.
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We all have itchy faces (and in the ladies' cases, legs) so I guess we might as well have a support group.
Hello, my name is Lindsey and I have itchy legs.
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Hi my name is JD and I don't mind the itchy face.
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I don't have an itchy face anymore. That probably isn't a good thing for my wimpybeard odds.
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Linds, if you're itchy you should really condition the hair to make it softer. :)
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Status report yaaay!
Day 2:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/image00025c.jpg)
Day 8:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/image00026h.jpg)
Lack of significant beard growth boooo.
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We all have itchy faces (and in the ladies' cases, legs) so I guess we might as well have a support group.
Hello, my name is Lindsey and I have itchy legs.
Skintimate? Guess not.
(That was my attempt at a joke, thank you and good night)
Hello, my name is Blu, and I have itchy-bumpy face.
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I am at a very complimentary beard/hair length right now. Ill ride this waive until my mustache starts hanging lower than my lips :oops:
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My name is Nick and I'm at that weird transitional phase between stubble and hair. It actually feels kind of nice to rub.
Rub rub rub
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If you wash and then condition your facial(and I guess leg) hair every day it will grow in soft and pleasant, not angry and scratchy.
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^ Fact.
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My name is Anthony and I shaved cause I have to take a photo for the library and I didn't want to look like a bum. I'm sorry.
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Linds, if you're itchy you should really condition the hair to make it softer. :)
Conditioner isn't going to help. Cold weather and my skin don't get along.
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Yes it will totally help. Maybe not a whole lot, but even in winter time my daily face-shampoo makes my stubble softer.
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It's not the hair, it's my skin. And I've tried conditioner, it doesn't work. I just need to go buy more of this (http://www.bigelowchemists.com/index.php/cPath/356_732).
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Linds you have no idea how happy I am that it works for you. I am always scared to recommend things and then have people hate them! But that shit is goooood stuff.
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It's so awesome! I have the body wash, but I ran out of the lotion. Both are good on their own, but when I use both, my skin is soooooo happy.
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Day 1:
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6752/img000003g.jpg)
Day 9:
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6623/dsc00157ef.jpg)
The neckbeard is going to be a problem.
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Hey guys, been stuck at home with the flu after my fun-filled weekend of shooting for a short film, only just bothered now setting up my computer again.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/Wildkyn/Snapshot_20091110.jpg)
Growing slow as a rose, as usual. It took me 3 months to grow that before I shaved picture as it is, I should have expected as much. Even though I started things a couple days late I doubt it'll make much of a difference at the end of the month.
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Please refer to the Lunchbox guide to internet pictures in the photo thread.
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Ladies, let's see your progress pics
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Gentlemen, ladies, I have failed you.
I was waaaay too drunk to remember to shave on Halloween. And today absent-mindedly shaved my legs. I apologize for bring such shame on Novembeard.
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I lost today. Tryna fux wit a job n'all.
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Ladies, let's see your progress pics
My camera is a POS, but I do still have leg hair. I will find a non-POS camera soon, promise.
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My beard doesn't seem to be as nice as I remember it being, but I guess it's only been ten days.
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michael just listen to castevet. embrace the beard punx and it will grow.
... i think?
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*rubscratchitch*
Man, SCREW Acne.
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michael just listen to zz top. embrace the beard rawk and it will grow.
... i think?
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no
fucking wrong
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Not just regular wrong?
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nope
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Maybe if you just get within 5 feet of one of the band members, a beard will suddenly appear on your face.
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my mistake i meant to say 1994!
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/101/l_34c150d96039fe60fa2e9abde93e6599.jpg)
linds you are correct.
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I know I didn't post a post-shave picture, but I promise I shaved! As soon as I find my camera I can get a progress photo going.
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I'm sorry, but I have to say that girls: you're doing it wrong. The guys here can't hide their (for some) embarrassing hair behind pants, tights and skirts, it's not fair that you can. People have to see it, the face is where it's at! Let's see you rockin' the Kahlo.
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Armpit hair+tank tops fo' sho'.
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It's too cold for that. Also people have seen my hairy legs before. I tried taking pictures, but you can't really see the hair...
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I'm sorry, but I have to say that girls: you're doing it wrong. The guys here can't hide their (for some) embarrassing hair behind pants, tights and skirts, it's not fair that you can. People have to see it, the face is where it's at! Let's see you rockin' the Kahlo.
But I do not have a natural unibrow! :(
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Our weather here has been really nice, and I've been wearing lots of skirts. At least 4 in the last week. So I mean, I didn't wear leggings with them, and I did wear a tank top with one. So leg hair would be going everywhere, and armpit hair did.
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But I do not have a natural unibrow! :(
This is the first time that anybody, ever, has regretted this.
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(sig-quoting the shit out of that)
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Man, I have some screwed up priorities. I'm kind of iffy about doing job applications for the rest of the month, because I don't want to have to shave. I'm hoping that if I let it go the whole month, I'll get enough length that I can actually have a decent goatee.
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Why the beard hate employers?
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Most employers don't mind a beard but if you're in the middle of growing one then chances are you'll look scruffy and unprofessional. Sure some ladies and dudes might appreciate a bit of scruff but most people don't go to work for the fuckin'. Most of the jobs I've had have specified that you can have a beard (as long as it's kept neat and trimmed) but you basically have to have grown it before you get the job. If you're interacting with customers or clients on a regular basis you're expected to look a certain way and an itchy, patchy, half grown beard is not that way.
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I thought we all work for the fuckin', well except eunuchs.
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I need a job where there is fuckin'.
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Prostitution!
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Porn director!
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even better, sex surrogate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_surrogate).
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And it's legal!
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Some surrogates offer additional services besides surrogacy such as telephone counseling or sexological bodywork.
If I didn't know better, I'd swear Wikipedia just makes some shit up.
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Would buy an album called Sexological Bodywork.
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Alright, I found my camera. Who wants to see my effort so far?
EDIT: Meebo wants to. Apparently. Small picture links to larger version.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2612/4099485844_e4ba095287_m.jpg) (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2612/4099485844_6fe61358c2_o.jpg)
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That's what my legs looks like.
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mine too, but i'm being made to shave mine tomorrow
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No, Gemm! Bad Gemm!
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The only way I will shave is if I get a date with a boy that will maybe want to take me back to his place.
So, basically, I won't be shaving for the rest of my life.
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No, Gemm! Bad Gemm!
i'm being made to shave
it's not my call
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The only time I will shave is if I know for a fact I am going to be having sex and if the boy is not cool enough to understand that No Shave November is Serious Business. Basically that is not going to happen, because I think the dudes I would have sex with would think it's hilarious and not make me shave.
Liz, you will shave! You will shave many times.
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NOT RIGHT NOW.
Nobody loves me.
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<3 liz
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hey guys week two whats up. i look grumpy but its cause im all ready for bed n shit so no smiles.
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/antithesis9/PB130065.jpg?t=1258095844)
so comparing week 1 and two it looks like i have basically just filled out a bit more. works for me!
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(http://i21.tinypic.com/2mza8b8.gif)
Stupid people and their beard growing abilities
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you are a youngin'
give it time. i mean, last year my shit was pathetic, and its still not that good this year. i got some bald spots that are gonna fuck me over i think.
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/Photoon2009-11-12at2327.jpg)
Not quite there yet. Neckbeard is about to devour me but the sides of my face are lacking. Also I've yet to ever connect my 'stache to the rest of it, so my hopes are not high for that one. (And when hair does grow in there, it is blonde.)
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Young man, one day the wind will change.
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Lately I have been obsessed with wanting to grow a full, healthy mustache.
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You should start taking testosterone!
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Me too, Andy. Me too.
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Me as well. =(
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I dont personally know anyone who hasnt dropped out of the race. I need a Mo-vembeard sponsor to keep me on the straight and narrow
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Hooray!
Also Sean may I say you are lookin' rockin'
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man, i haven't shaved since, like, two days before November started and I've got almost nothing to show for it.
I am just not a naturally hairy person! oh well!
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Facial hair makes me sad.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/beard002.jpg)
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That is way too much beard hair to be sad about
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Damn, Tyler.
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So here are some pictures at my attempts to facial hair. Disregard the sideburns.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/TehLetterM/PB129766.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/TehLetterM/PB129768.jpg)
Yeah, I know it's not much; I blame my Filipino genes for not being able to facial hair very well.
also: pre-emptive FUCK YOU DOVEY
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Lately I have been obsessed with wanting to grow a full, healthy mustache.
a moustache, once it gets long enough is nothing but a bothersome foodsweeper. Which means every time you eat it gets whatever you just ate on it. It can get pretty gross.
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guys i feel defeated
i think as of today the bald spots in between my side burns and goatee area have finally gotten the better of me. i must continue though!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/mustachemustache.jpg)
Don't give up, guys! My awesome mustache cost me $0.75, at least yours are free. Also Sean your beard looks pretty full from the front on angle. Good job! (just so everyone notes, too, that thing in the background is a Paula Abdul workout vhs tape. It is the only way I can tell my car apart from others)
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sean, your beard is good.
what?
oh you know, just giving you a compliment about your beard.
(okay i'm done possibly misquoting flight of the conchords in an attempt to encourage you. carry on.)
also is it too late for me to enter the ladies' part of the competition? i have totally been growing out some leg hair, i just haven't bothered to keep you all updated on that or taking photos.
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Of course not! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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also: pre-emptive FUCK YOU DOVEY
My work here is done
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aw guys thank you for the compliments.
though i swear i have nasty fucking bald spots ill take pics and let you decide.
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I think Sam should weigh himself before and after shaving at the end of the month.
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I'm not participating in this thing; however by coincidence it has been about a month since I last trimmed my beard (other than your basic snipping stray hairs here and there). It's getting pretty big and bushy and I'm considering going to the barber tomorrow to have it trimmed back, but on the other hand maybe not. I mean, we're more than half-way through November - but then, it has been around a November-equivalent number of days since I last had it cut, so . . .
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my beard can beat up your beard
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/Photoon2009-11-19at2140.jpg)
intensity
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My sideburns cower in fear.
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week 3
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/antithesis9/PB200064.jpg?t=1258698589)
and pic (http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/antithesis9/PB200067.jpg?t=1258698606) of the nasty bald spot - linked cause its gross.
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oh hey i got the page break.
but you kids get no capybaras
none at all.
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>:c
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2582294913_b8f3292d14.jpg)
You can't see it but there is a single tear running down his cheek.
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week 3
Sean, aren't you supposed to be on tour with Them Crooked Vultures, and writin' more Foo Fighters songs?
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Man, these days Dave Grohl doesn't even look like Dave Grohl.
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In which case, Shane is right!
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Dovey, are you just suckin' up to me so I'll trade you Fat Bottomed Girls/Bicycle Race?
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Cos I mean...it works.
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No but if it helps then I'll keep doing it
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(http://12.media.tumblr.com/oGiVy2PNappiyjyvCiIzpGRHo1_500.jpg)
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I want to shave. SO BAD. But I won't. Because of you guys.
Why oh why am I refusing to shave my legs because of the internet. WHY.
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Grohl
dude what? that is just sad.
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You know you're in trouble when Jack Black looks healthier than you.
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I want to shave. SO BAD. But I won't. Because of you guys.
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I've been growing my stache for Movember for a few weeks now. It has been described as "truly horrible". If anyone wants to donate, let me know.
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I'm definitely winning Wimpybeard.
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Ive been researching my December moustache.
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Do to unforeseen complications (have somewhere upscale and stylish to be this week) I have had to drop out of the race. But I will lend the rest of you strength in a somewhat reduced fashion:
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs075.snc3/14241_215073430420_533050420_4593700_2353363_n.jpg)
Also let me know if the pic is unviewable, I am using an FB link.
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It shows up for me.
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well, i wasn't gonna participate cuz i had to shave on 8th, but then my beard is kinda out of control, so here is what 2 weeks of not-shaving looks like (minus the goatee, it's been there for a few years now):
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/4509/wtfbeard.jpg)
too bad i'll have to shave again tomorrow :/
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I grow facial hair with devastating efficiency.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/beard2012.jpg)
Also, I give up on Novembeard. Shaving tonight/tomorrow.
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I am tempted to never post a picture of my "beard" based on Tyler's picture alone.
Also, I have that same sweatshirt! (but not as a sweatshirt)
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Tyler your beard is AMAZING. Why would you ever shave it?
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Agree.
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i feel ashamed
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One can only take so much Manliness.
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I feel so inadequate :cry:
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Tyler please do not shave! You look so dashing :(
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ibrahimdelil, your beard is pretty great too.
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This thread is saturated with concentrated man.
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Man who do I talk to about getting my forum username changed? I feel people will take my posts a lot more seriously if the word Machine is right next to them.
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michael where the fuck are the pictures.
also why do we not have a band that sounds exactly like castevet yet?
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oh, good point.
i patiently await those pictures tommy.
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also why do we not have a band that sounds exactly like castevet yet?
That would be a pretty cool band. We could call it Marcato or something similar.
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i have lost faith in my ability to grow leg hair. bawwww.
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Mine is coming along nicely.
Nicely meaning that it is long and gross. I am so totally gonna win this thing.
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Hey now. Don't be so confident. I'm sure mine is darker and therefore more gross.
One more week and this crap is gone. Thank you, December.
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(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9285/dsc00229r.jpg)
One of my better beards I think, but the neckbeard is atrocious
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Oh my hobo
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If you grew an afro you'd look just like Kyp Malone from TV on the Radio
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Mine's come along nicely. I'll post pics at some later time.
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One of my better beards I think, but the neckbeard is atrocious
If I knew hew to use computer programs I would photoshop your head into this picture:
(http://www.southern.com/southern/band/BEDHE/pics/308-1M2.jpg)
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That's not really necessary.
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/149/sldfjvasdv.jpg)
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:-o :-) :-D :lol: :laugh:
:wink:
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Best shoop ever.
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Also: BEARD UPDATE
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs079.snc3/14648_1133678393921_1586130718_30734697_111225_n.jpg)
kind of looks like I'm puckering. hrmm
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excellent beard+flannel combo
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Why thank you! Unfortunately it is not a shirt, is actually a scarf, but a trip to value village one of these days should change that fact.
On the other hand, I shouldn't get a matching shirt-scarf combo, so maybe I'll look for a different color.
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even more bestest shoop ever.
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/149/sldfjvasdv.jpg)
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Oh god, it's Beardhead
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That is the greatest fucking thing
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As far as I am concerned everybody wins No-Shave November this year. The world is a better place now that that picture exists.
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My heroes.
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(http://www.beardhead.com/images/viking.jpg)
Oh god, it's Beardhead (http://www.beardhead.com/index.html)
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oh shit last day final check in.
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/antithesis9/PB300065.jpg?t=1259602382)
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/antithesis9/PB300066.jpg?t=1259602388)
i think im gonna be trying to shave this thing, its too thin and weird at parts. oh well, it was a good year!
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Better than I could have grown, Sean.
You still look kinda Grohly though!
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I'll get pics up in a bit.
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Here.
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/0916.jpg)
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/0918.jpg)
I am going to go shave now.
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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Oh no.
A moderate amount of hair on a female leg.
The horror.
Sheesh.
(Ladies, shaved legs feel weird. Like they're made out of wax.)
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A lot of my lady friends refuse to let us men feel their legs when they are anything but shaved. But I like them stubbly. Am I a ghey?
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Linds I refuse to believe that is an entire month. Next winter I will do this and out-hair you. 'No-Shave-Uly' or 'Mo-Une'
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well here are the results. oddly enough im wearing the same shirt as I did in the before picture haha!
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs031.snc3/11839_1148845050566_1510795503_362584_2391757_n.jpg)
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Wow, I was not prepared for that. Please tell me you are shaving tomorrow?
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Definitely won wimpybeard.
No pics, I've got work to do.
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Can you declare you've won something and then not provide proof? Is that even legal?
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Linds I refuse to believe that is an entire month. Next winter I will do this and out-hair you. 'No-Shave-Uly' or 'Mo-Une'
It is. I mean, probably if I'd been shaving regularly leading up to this month it may have grown a bit faster, but I wasn't so it didn't. I can try again next year. Maybe my leg hair growing skills will improve.
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haha yeah ive shaved, I really dont like growing it out because it grows out strong on the sides and on the chin but light everywhere in between. It takes a good 2 months for me to get a nice solid beard going.
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Can you declare you've won something and then not provide proof? Is that even legal?
(http://imgur.com/VL1WHl.jpg) (http://imgur.com/VL1WH.jpg)
If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.
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I do believe there has to be some beard there for it to be considered wispiest beard.
Chris has you fukken beat.
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Click for big. There's stuff there.
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Blu, how old are you again?
Hopefully you aren't eating anything while reading this, because this beard is nasty. Think Sean's bald spot, but most of it is the bald spot, instead of just a small patch. And none of it is as thick as his.
(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/2204/novembeard002.jpg)
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5817/novembeard003.jpg)
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1812/novembeard004.jpg)
edit: I'm pretty sure those are the first pictures of me I have posted on here. Flattering.
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I are 17. Maybe if I had a better came- oh screw you.
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Guys we are all shamed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE&feature=player_embedded).
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Ladies, where is your leg hair? Don't leave me hanging.
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Guys we are all shamed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE&feature=player_embedded).
The true beard of abstinence.
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I are 17.
Oh, okay. For some reason I was thinking you were 20 or so.
Has Jens posted his yet, or did he have to drop out? I can't remember. You're probably winning, though.
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i like how the only winner being discussed is the one who grew the worst beard.
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That's because Tyler raped the rest of us.
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And Tommy is just saving us all certain humiliation by not posting pictures.
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Linds, I haven't shaved my legs or armpits in three days and I'm already way hairier than you.
PS what is the verdict on hairy lady armpits?
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apathetic
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yeah, indifferent. mine are hairy right now too. i figure if i'm going a month without shaving i might as well go a month without shaving. [i routinely go several months w/out shaving, the first time at the req of a boy cuz my stubble hurt him, then i decided i liked it] i don't think most people thing it's a big thing really anymore (also linds i have pictures but need to find my cord to upload)
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I dont care, until I see it, then its all I can think about. Gerrrrosssss
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And Tommy is just saving us all certain humiliation by not posting pictures.
I did take a photo on the last day of November. Contrary to popular belief, I can't grow an especially good beard in one month. Sam and The Machine both have better beards than me. I'm not quite taking the wooden spoon but I'm also not on the podium.
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I'm not quite taking the wooden spoon but I'm also not on the podium.
How very British of you.
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Linds, I haven't shaved my legs or armpits in three days and I'm already way hairier than you.
Really, I am not very sad about that. Because usually I shave at least once a week, minus winter when it's more like whenever I feel like it. I prefer my legs being not stubbly.
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FINE.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2662/4155676834_9ff100b965_m.jpg) (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2662/4155676834_6a2c1daf02_o.jpg)
Again, click for bigger. Honestly.
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Yaaaaaaaay.
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Took that on Monday and I still haven't shaved.
No need.
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Here I am, ready to take my wimpybeard crown for myself.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/TehLetterM/PB239778.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/TehLetterM/PB239777.jpg)
(does it matter if I shaved this bad boy on the 23rd of novembeard)
(I don't care I still win wimpybeard)
(EAT IT mr. blu)
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I gotta say Nodaisho clinches wimpybeard for me. That bald spot right in the middle of the chin is unfuckwithable.
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I didn't even know it was there until I took that picture, it isn't visible from straight ahead. I was just trying to get the focus to be on the beard.
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Guys, I did not wimp out on not shaving my armpits. And I have some photos for you.
First, my boyfriend's reaction to my unshaven pits.
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/andlemonade/Photo90.jpg)
Then the more suitable for not hiding behind a link photo.
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/andlemonade/Photo91.jpg)
And here is also a photo (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/andlemonade/Photo93.jpg) that should hide behind a link because it may cause you to lose your lunch.
Also, here are some photos of previous hair growing achievements.
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/andlemonade/163.jpg)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/andlemonade/mustachhhhhhhhheeeeeeee.jpg)
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Sam and The Machine
would see
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Sam and The Machine
would rent this adult feature
FYP.
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Wait, I thought that was that new band everyone in England was going silly over?
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photo (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/andlemonade/Photo93.jpg)
that rocks!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/007-1.jpg)
i have ones of my pit (just one) too but it looks a little too much like pubes straight up. not work safe! i can't figure out how to make it like em's, where you can tell it's pits and not partially obscured mons pubis
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Sam and The Machine
would rent this adult feature
FYP.
Nobody rents porn anymore grandpa
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i remember posting pics in this thread in 2007, and encouraged my coworkers to also not shave this year.
results!
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i273/shotgunmouse/019.jpg)
and the picture that everyone said i looked like mythbusters for from 07!
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i273/shotgunmouse/Image013-1.jpg)
edit: wow iphone takes alarmingly big pictures sorry dudes
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whoa wait i remember you. i made a hat for you with paint and it's still in my photobucket i think........... and yes. yes it is. sandwiched there after seven achewood strips and before a picture of me and an ex. i feel creepy now that i recognized that picture.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/JamieMythGanger.jpg)
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hahahah the only reason i posted it was i think that was the only time i was the center of attention briefly before vanishing back into either lurking or not having the internet. for that don't feel creepy! i am beaming with validation right now i swear!
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I think you look more like you should join the band Akron/Family than you do the dude from Mythbusters (this is a compliment).
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Dear women in this thread,
Stop making me feel so hairy. I have stopped shaving my armpits and I've only been doing it for 4 days and I have more than apparently emaline does in a month. My legs in 4 days have more than any legs so far. Jesus christ what do you women eat/do and how can I steal some of your hairlessness? I wish I had participated in the month of november because I would have won like woah, now I am just growing out my hair because I think it's neat.
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dear women in this thread, stop making me feel so hairy
i could do this if you really wanted but fair warning, what is seen can never be unseen
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I would battle you for it Andy and Tania but really I do not want to, it is summer and I am enjoying shorts and tank tops in the office.
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I think I read somewhere that women who grow more hair have higher sex drives. Is there any sort of science to support this?
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We should do tests. Sexy tests.
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My experience supports it. It makes sense to me.
Not giving a shit about shaving doesn't make a girl inherently more attractive to me but it does tell me good things about the likelihood that she is caught up in body image issues and is uncomfortable with her appearance.
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Or, you know, maybe she just doesn't give a fuck.
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I think I read somewhere that women who grow more hair have higher sex drives. Is there any sort of science to support this?
I've heard the same, but I've seen either way.
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I don't want to have more hair. Don't. Want.
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I think I read somewhere that women who grow more hair have higher sex drives. Is there any sort of science to support this?
But does "grow more hair" mean their hair grows faster, or that they have more/longer/thicker hair?
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It's not that they have a higher sex drive, it's that because they are so hairy, they don't get much - so they are many times more eager when they actually can get some.
Kind of like fatties, in some respects, though the enthusiasm of fatties is limited by the fact that they get tired out after about 10 minutes.
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You're trying to be funny and failing. Good try though!
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So, fatty or beardo?
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totz both. it's just so laaaaaaaazyyyyyyyyy
not like every joke should be intellectually stimulating or something but come on
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I actually laughed at that, but then again I think Anal Cunt's lyrics are the funniest things ever.
By that I mean I am essentially a horrible, horrible person.
Anyway. My beard turned out pretty good, but I never got around to taking pics.
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I think that it probably has to do with the fact that many of the same horomones, mainly testosterone, are big players in one's libido, testosterone is also what makes your body hair grow(among other things). It's like girls that are active have a higher sex drive. Just a guess though.
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totz both. it's just so laaaaaaaazyyyyyyyyy
not like every joke should be intellectually stimulating or something but come on
Nah, you're right, sorry guys!
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I think that it probably has to do with the fact that many of the same horomones, mainly testosterone, are big players in one's libido, testosterone is also what makes your body hair grow(among other things). It's like girls that are active have a higher sex drive. Just a guess though.
I heard about this in an Economist article about a drug that is undergoing final stages testing and will be marketed as Viagra for ladies. They mentioned that in some places, doctors will subscribe testosterone for low libido, but it's controversial. The drug, for those of you who are thinking of spanish fly all of a sudden, was tested to result in one extra session of sex per month over the placebo.
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My sex drive is pretty high, but I guess it isn't super high since Andy's must be the absolute highest since she is the hairiest and all.
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(http://thefurtiveglance.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg)
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I heard about this in an Economist article about a drug that is undergoing final stages testing and will be marketed as Viagra for ladies. They mentioned that in some places, doctors will subscribe testosterone for low libido, but it's controversial. The drug, for those of you who are thinking of spanish fly all of a sudden, was tested to result in one extra session of sex per month over the placebo.
Sounds completely pointless. How often does this pill need to be taken? If it's a once a day pill or something that makes it extra useless.
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Don't recall, but the article noted that despite the sense from medical professionals that one additional encounter per month wouldn't appear to justify the time or expense, there has been an incredible amount of interest from American women in the drug. I'll also note the following:
-- the percentage increase from 0 to 1 is infinity percent
-- for some people, once a month is enough.
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Duly noted.
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Tommy I am not a whore you're a jerk I am just a modern woman who loves sex more than eating or air but you're a jerk I am not a whore oh god.
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Tommy you're awful.
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i think you just got played
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Don't recall, but the article noted that despite the sense from medical professionals that one additional encounter per month wouldn't appear to justify the time or expense, there has been an incredible amount of interest from American women in the drug. I'll also note the following:
-- the percentage increase from 0 to 1 is infinity percent
-- for some people, once a month is enough.
It's also one per month over a placebo, not over normal. Does anyone know how many sessions per month the placebo was on average?
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Never read the article, but keep in mind that unless it is very few, 1 more encounter per month over the placebo is most likely not statistically significant.
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Tommy I am not a whore you're a jerk I am just a modern woman who loves sex more than eating or air but you're a jerk I am not a whore oh god.
He never implied that you got paid for it, either.
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I officially have a bit too much testosterone, it makes me angry & horny but I am not even slightly hairy, not at all. Just thought I'd share that.
Tommy, I like your face with a beard.
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I am officially happy with the way mine turned out, but that was to be expected, since I have had it fulltime for a year now anyways.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/Mosag/Fotoden16-12-2009kl19253.jpg)
Oh, and Tommy; That is a good Beard.
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I like that you have a carcass t shirt on. That makes me happy. As does your beard sir.
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I have told Tommy for years now that he looks better scruffy, but he doesn't believe me. Oh, well.
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He looks like some sort of dog that I would like to own as a pet. Like a pointing griffon or something.
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Just a scruffy little dude who wants to hang out and be friends, you know?
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It's also one per month over a placebo, not over normal. Does anyone know how many sessions per month the placebo was on average?
Article didn't specify but I posted it here (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24284.msg894285.html#msg894285).
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I like that you have a carcass t shirt on. That makes me happy. As does your beard sir.
Beards and old-school Grind just go well together! And thank you :)
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Whoa, Lummer. You look amazingly like this guy I know who is a lawyer.
Except you're not massively obese.
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I'm working on it, though!