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Title: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Jace on 28 Nov 2009, 09:57
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b251/jackiebridget/stock%20pics/mufasa.jpg)

I am on the right and Mufasa is my ability to finish projects.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 28 Nov 2009, 11:11
I am on the right and Mufasa is my programming grade.
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Post by: Liz on 28 Nov 2009, 12:08
I am on the right and Mufasa is my love life.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 28 Nov 2009, 12:17
I am on the right and Mufasa is my left arm.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 28 Nov 2009, 12:33
I am on the right and Mufasa is my love life.
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Post by: Sox on 28 Nov 2009, 13:20
I was going to say "erection" but I guess 'love life' works too.
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Post by: squawk on 28 Nov 2009, 14:34
i am on the right and mufasa is my fucking motivation
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Post by: scarred on 28 Nov 2009, 14:40
I am on the right and Mufasa is my desire to live.

/emo
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 28 Nov 2009, 15:08
flu shot?

Broken humerus.
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Post by: KvP on 28 Nov 2009, 15:17
I'm on the right and Mufasa is a dead lion.
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 28 Nov 2009, 15:54
I am on the right, and Mufasa is my general inability to reconcile the two major conflicting thought patterns floating around in my head;
1) My life sucks right now, I hate it, a bloo bla bloo, I don't have the motivation to do anything productive, I just wanna lie down and die.
AND
2) IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR YOUR ASS IS GRASS YOU NEED A JOB YOU NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL YOU NEED TO STOP FEELING SO SORRY FOR YOURSELF.

1) Stop yelling at me! :(
2) STOP BEING A BABY.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Yayniall on 28 Nov 2009, 15:58
Bath City are on the right and Mufasa is their FA cup hopes.
 :cry:
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Nov 2009, 15:58
I'm on the right and Mufasa is my immune system.
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Post by: smack that isaiah on 28 Nov 2009, 16:04
I'm on the right and Mufasa is my chance of having any free time next week if I don't get started on the massive amounts of homework I've got over this Thanksgiving break.

I guess I'm not having any fun next week...
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: LeeC on 28 Nov 2009, 16:10
im on the right and Mufasa is my ability to get a girl. :|
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Post by: tania on 28 Nov 2009, 16:24
i am on the right and mufasa is my portion control
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Post by: Kugai on 28 Nov 2009, 16:42
I am on the right and Mufasa is my interest in Twilight
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Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Nov 2009, 16:54
You killed Mufasa you bastards!
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Nov 2009, 16:55
This is my new favourite Blog Thread
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Nov 2009, 16:56
I am on the right, this-

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b251/jackiebridget/stock%20pics/mufasa.jpg)

was my expression when I realised what the hell was going on in here
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Nov 2009, 17:47
I am on the right, Mufasa is my regard for the standard practices of this board.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: IronOxide on 28 Nov 2009, 17:51
I am on the right, Mufasa is a character from the 1994 film, The Lion King voiced by James Earl Jones. The film grossed over three hundred million dollars in the USA, and over seven hundred eighty three million worldwide, making it the highest grossing animated film until the release of the extraordinarily successful Finding Nemo.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: IronOxide on 28 Nov 2009, 17:54
I am on the right, Mufasa is the Swahili equivalent of the English word "King" in some dialects.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: IronOxide on 28 Nov 2009, 17:56
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/ironoxide887/MufasaSarabi.jpg)

I am on the right, Mufasa is about to show me the last step in the circle of life.
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Post by: IronOxide on 28 Nov 2009, 17:58
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/ironoxide887/mufasa-simba01.gif)

I am on the right. Mufasa is also on the right.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: IronOxide on 28 Nov 2009, 18:00
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/ironoxide887/Mufasa-vs-Scar-the-lion-king-280155.jpg)

I am on the right, Mufasa's got a thing or two coming to him.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 28 Nov 2009, 18:24
No Jeremy Irons don't do it
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 28 Nov 2009, 18:37
Man, you can't reason with Jeremy Irons.  The man lion does what he wants to do.

ETA:  I think everyone will find out that Mufasa has been inside you the entire time.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: pilsner on 28 Nov 2009, 19:38
Kinky.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 28 Nov 2009, 21:12
One time man I was lonely and desperate and had way too much to drink
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Nov 2009, 21:25
Everyone needs love
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Post by: LittleKey on 28 Nov 2009, 21:30
Iron, that post string was brilliant.

I am on the right, and Mufasa is my relationship.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 28 Nov 2009, 21:52
I am on the right and you aren't.
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Post by: sean on 28 Nov 2009, 23:09
i am on the right, mufasa is a capybara.

except i am smiling.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: sean on 28 Nov 2009, 23:11
i am on the right, mufasa is how bad this thread is.

except i am smiling.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: sean on 28 Nov 2009, 23:13
i am on the right, mufasa is my general opinion on everything.

i am still smiling.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: sean on 28 Nov 2009, 23:13
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/43095053_889e58b078.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Lines on 28 Nov 2009, 23:14
I am on the right and Mufasa is depressing the shit out of me right now.

SOBS. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 28 Nov 2009, 23:40
I am on the right and Mufasa is depressing the shit out of me right now.

SOBS. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I am on the right, and Mufasa is my inability to give you a hug over the internet.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Spluff on 29 Nov 2009, 00:13
it's pretty easy to give a hug over the internet

 o
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^
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Post by: jhocking on 29 Nov 2009, 00:14
I am on the right, and Mufasa is you.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 29 Nov 2009, 00:17
o
 |<
^

braaaaains
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Lunchbox on 29 Nov 2009, 00:36
NSFT
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Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Nov 2009, 01:08
Also I think you have to actually make an effort to improve the forum, start a couple of threads, before you get a right to complain about how everything on the forum is shit. Just sayin'.

I am on the right, Mufasa is hey fuck you Jeans I know that was about me
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Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Nov 2009, 01:10
I am on the right, Mufasa is-

(http://www.sfsignal.com/mt-static/images/darthVader.jpg)

*wheeeeeeze*
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Nov 2009, 01:29
Also for what it's worth I like almost all of this forum but oh me oh my this one is a stinker

I even don't mind The Relationship Thread! It serves a legitimate purpose, and there is quite often actual advice in there, with the potential to be helpful! This was kind of just set up for a lot of people to bitch in a really unconstructive way though.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Jace on 29 Nov 2009, 02:23
I am on the right and Mufasa is this thread.
 :-(

Eh, I found the picture and linked it to meebo and this all started. I thought it was funny and I might share it with the rest of the forum. Looks like it lasted about how long I thought it should.
Also, some excellent post strings on the other page.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Ptommydski on 29 Nov 2009, 03:03
It's just a thread on the internet. Nobody is being killed or maimed. Some text which constitutes a few insignificant bytes. Some people will find it amusing, some people will whine like you've heaved a handful of dogshit in their faces for some bizarre reason. Most will be ambivalent because it's not a big deal at all. Sometimes the silliest threads inspire something memorable. Sometimes they just sink like a small rowing boat full of enraged bison. Essentially it's up to each individual to decide whether or not to give it the time of day and to also let others decide for themselves whether or not it was worthy of those few bytes.

You can ignore a thread or try to enrich it. Those are the credible options. Anything else is counter-productive because if you're that concerned about burning up the internet, you wouldn't bother to post and let the thread die a natural death. Unless of course the thread is considering worthy by other people and it doesn't die, whereupon it is officially no longer any of your business.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Nov 2009, 03:19
This thread has achieved two things for me:

It has made me want to watch The Lion King again, and it has given me a new favourite simile:

sink like a small rowing boat full of enraged bison.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: FIXDIX on 29 Nov 2009, 03:58
I am on the right, Mufasa is my ability to make confident choices in life
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Post by: Scarychips on 29 Nov 2009, 07:00
I am on the right and Mufasa is my ability to finsh projects.
Wait, no, it has been said.
my programming grade?
my hope of passing the upcoming exam!
Uh, my love life?
my left arm
my fucking motivation
my desire to live.
my enemies
a dead lion
my immune system
ability to get a girl
portion control
interest in Twilight
my relationship
a fucking communist
You?

Goddamnit guys.
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Post by: Scarychips on 29 Nov 2009, 07:01
What else, eh? I am on the right and Mufasa is the state in which the thread belongs
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 29 Nov 2009, 07:19
I am on the right, Mufasa is just sleeping because my life fucking rocks and he's not gonna' die because he'd miss it all then, he just needs 40 winks to catch up because he's a bit older and not the party animal he once was, but then we're gonna' go get some more beers, hit the town and just be pretty fucking awesome.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Nov 2009, 08:02
I am on the right, and Mufasa is Across-The-Corridor Girl's ability to talk quietly.

This thread is serving an important purpose! It is the blog thread, the vitriol thread, the relationship advice thread and its own thread rolled into one. It is like Foruming Lite.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 29 Nov 2009, 08:14
Apparently when the forums go on a diet, lions will die.
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Post by: Avec on 29 Nov 2009, 08:19
I am on the right, Mufasa is the progression of Californication this season.

STOP FOCUSING ON HOT NAKED CHICKS AND GET SOME SOLID STORY!
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Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Nov 2009, 08:43
Jeez dude when has Californication ever been about story, and not naked ladies.

You can ignore a thread or try to enrich it. Those are the credible options. Anything else is counter-productive because if you're that concerned about burning up the internet, you wouldn't bother to post and let the thread die a natural death. Unless of course the thread is considering worthy by other people and it doesn't die, whereupon it is officially no longer any of your business.

Have you ever considered the possibility that I'm not taking things very seriously either? I just happened to think that the best way to enrich this thread involved being smug and facetious. Horses, courses, etc. As I said previously I'm not bemoaning the state of the entire forum, but I'd say a thread which seemingly exists just for people to complain without call for any conversation is asking to be lampooned, for it's own damn sake.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Nov 2009, 08:45
INTERNET: NOT ALWAYS SRS BSNS
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Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Nov 2009, 08:46
(http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01474/76/78/1474108767_l.jpg)

OH MY GOD THIS PHOTO IS TWO AND A HALF YEARS OLD
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Post by: tania on 29 Nov 2009, 09:13
i thought this thread has some creative potential but it is sort of contingent on everyone knowing how to tell the difference between playfully making fun of something they consistently suck at and simply taking turns weeping about their painfully bleak and lonely existences because come on, don't we do that last one enough already
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Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Nov 2009, 09:19
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/INTRNT-1.jpg)
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Gemmwah on 29 Nov 2009, 09:44
Dovey, you just BLEW MY FUCKING MIND!
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Post by: McTaggart on 29 Nov 2009, 12:17
I am on the right and Scar is my crippling anxiety.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 29 Nov 2009, 14:30
I am simultaneously on both the left and the right. I am schrodinger's Big Cat.
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Post by: Kugai on 29 Nov 2009, 19:42
I am simultaneously on both the left and the right. I am schrodinger's Big Cat.

Say hello to Schrödinger for me and ask him how the Piano practice is going.    :-D
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: sean on 29 Nov 2009, 19:48
i am on the right and mufasa is how stoned i am.

i have not stopped smiling
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 29 Nov 2009, 20:02
i am on the right and mufasa is my nanowrimo novel.
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Post by: J-cob9000 on 29 Nov 2009, 20:03
I am on the right and Mufasa is a customer who did not pay for my services.
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Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 29 Nov 2009, 20:24
I am on the right, and Mufasa is my willingness to practice for the presentation I have to give tomorrow.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Nov 2009, 08:33
I am on the right and Mufasa is venture capitalism.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: öde on 30 Nov 2009, 08:40
I am on the right and Musafa is my standing with my bank.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: ZJGent on 30 Nov 2009, 09:17
I, Ferris Bueller, am on the right. Mufasa is here played by the late, great Darth Vader.

also:
Bath City are on the right and Mufasa is their FA cup hopes.
 :cry:

No-one cries for Bath City. Who the hell are you, to cry for Bath city? Bath city, they whose players' own mothers have disowned?
Also I was under the impression that Bath City was such a joke of a team that no-one outside of Bath cared about it, or had even heard of it...
Are you... do you... are you local?
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: öde on 30 Nov 2009, 09:31
are you local?

(http://shepherdsbush.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/the_league_of_gentlemen_pu3.jpg)
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Christophe on 30 Nov 2009, 09:49
I am on the right and Mufasa is my desire to work on my Entrepreneurship class group project.
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Post by: Dliessmgg on 30 Nov 2009, 12:23
I am on the right and Mufasa is my faith in swiss politics.
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Nov 2009, 12:32
I am on the right and Mufasa is my faith in swiss politics.
minaret?
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Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Nov 2009, 12:32
Oh shit did they actually carry that ridiculous fucking anti-minaret law?

I mean we all knew the Swiss were fucking weird and not a little right wing, but still.
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Post by: LeeC on 30 Nov 2009, 12:33
what did you expect from a nation founded by renegade templars?
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Post by: Dliessmgg on 30 Nov 2009, 13:43
That's an old one, here's the current one:

(http://diepresse.com/images/uploads/6/3/1/513585/minarett_SVP20091008101643.jpg)

It's actually the first time I fear terror attacks because of this.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 30 Nov 2009, 15:16
Man, I thought Switzerland was all about minimising conflict! I mean, all that keeping out of stuff business and the security. That's pretty intensive racism right there.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: LeeC on 30 Nov 2009, 15:17
was it voted democratically? :?
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Post by: Yayniall on 30 Nov 2009, 15:45
I'm at Bath university so I decided to support Bath City's cup run.
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Post by: Yayniall on 30 Nov 2009, 15:46
And I agree with Switzerland's decision, those puppets are freaky.
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Post by: pilsner on 30 Nov 2009, 15:47
(http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/bunraku_robot_11.jpg)

?
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Post by: Yayniall on 30 Nov 2009, 15:56
(http://www.fantasiescometrue.com/images/medium/fct_a39e5ff862f9add.jpg)
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Post by: Zingoleb on 30 Nov 2009, 15:59
argh snip

?

oh god what the


what the fuck

I don't


ahhh
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Patrick on 01 Dec 2009, 08:43
I am on the right, and Mufasa is my ability to sleep over roughly the last week.

Seriously I mean the maximum has been like 4 hours.
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Post by: LTK on 01 Dec 2009, 10:53
Switzerland is being ridiculous. Do you know how many minarets are standing upright in Switzerland? Four.

Anyway, Mufasa is my adequateness.
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Post by: calenlass on 01 Dec 2009, 11:02
(adequacy)
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Post by: Radical AC on 01 Dec 2009, 11:19
I'm on the right, rawr!
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Post by: LTK on 01 Dec 2009, 11:29
(adequacy)

Mufasa is also my ability to...

Mufasa is also my ability to phrase what exactly it is called to err in forming a noun from an adjective.
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Post by: Dliessmgg on 01 Dec 2009, 11:58
(nominalization)
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Post by: LTK on 01 Dec 2009, 14:38
Thank yee.

Mufasa is also my ability to nominalize. There we go.
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Post by: Johnny C on 01 Dec 2009, 19:50
it's me
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Post by: Johnny C on 01 Dec 2009, 19:50
i'm mufasa
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Post by: Johnny C on 01 Dec 2009, 19:50
see you in the night sky~
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Post by: Scarychips on 01 Dec 2009, 19:55
Liar.
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Post by: Scarychips on 01 Dec 2009, 19:57
I am mufasa.
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Post by: Scarychips on 01 Dec 2009, 19:59
That's what my mom said.
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Post by: Spluff on 01 Dec 2009, 20:13
I am on the right. Mufasa is the Relationship Thread.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 01 Dec 2009, 20:15
I was waiting for it, and there it is.
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Post by: Inlander on 01 Dec 2009, 20:46
Oh man I can't wait 'til this thread goes terminally down-hill and then I can lock it and I can be all like "I am on the right, Mufasa is this thread."

Also who the fuck is Mufasa. Is this some lion king thing? I've never seen that film.

I am on the right, and Mufasa is my interest in the Lion King, I guess.

Actually fuck Mufasa. I am on the right (through the representation of my mind and thought processes as manifested in pixellated words on a computer screen) and a god-damn ocelot is on my left.
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Post by: Reed on 01 Dec 2009, 20:48
I am on the right, Mufasa is Harry's taste in movies.
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Post by: Inlander on 01 Dec 2009, 20:55
Well guess who's not getting invited to the Astor Theatre's screening of Les Enfants du Paradis this Sunday.
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Post by: Reed on 01 Dec 2009, 20:58
Fuck.
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Post by: Spluff on 01 Dec 2009, 21:10
I am on the right, Harry is a dick.
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Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Dec 2009, 21:26
I am on the right, Mufasa is Spluff after calling Harry a dick.
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Post by: Jace on 01 Dec 2009, 21:41
I am on the right, Mufasa is Lunchbox after Spluff is Mufasa after calling Harry a dick.
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Post by: Reed on 01 Dec 2009, 22:08
I am on the right, Mufasa is the horse that I am beating.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: sean on 01 Dec 2009, 22:21
this thread is on the right and and mufasa is me after reading this thread.
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Dec 2009, 22:32
fun fact, Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) plays ZaZu the bird.  never knew that until recently...
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Dec 2009, 22:34
If you have watched Blackadder at all you should have picked that up.
I guess you probably wouldn't be watching Blackadder before the Lion King though. Marketed to different sorts.
I was a big Lion King fangirl back in the day so I know all the stuff.
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Dec 2009, 22:37
I have yet to see a James Earl Jones flick that disappointed.  :-D
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Post by: sean on 01 Dec 2009, 22:39
mufasa and simba are this thread and i am looking at it and i am laughing
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Dec 2009, 22:40
mufasa and simba are this thread and i am looking at it and i am laughing
scar? or ed the hyena?
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Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Dec 2009, 22:41
JAMES EARL JONES

Best Dad Ever:
(http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/the_lion_king/mufasa.jpg)

Worst Dad Ever:
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/sw1mush/images/e/e9/LukeVaderEndor.jpg)
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: LeeC on 01 Dec 2009, 22:43
Worst Dad Ever:
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/sw1mush/images/e/e9/LukeVaderEndor.jpg)
what do you mean?! he saved his son from his boss killing him with space lightning!
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Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Dec 2009, 22:45
Still I mean Luke got a pretty raw deal
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Dec 2009, 22:51
Still I mean Luke got a pretty raw deal
for a guy growing up never knowing his father, to then find out his father was indirectly responsible for his surrogate father (Owen) and directly responsible for the death of his mentor (Ben) and is the 2nd most evil person in the galaxy, I say he did pretty well for himself.  Saved the galaxy twice, redeemed his father from evil, and in doing so got rid of the most evil person in the galaxy.  Oh and got reunited with his long lost sister after a couple of make out sessions with her.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: JD on 01 Dec 2009, 22:53
Vader got the raw deal
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Post by: NeverQuiteGoth on 01 Dec 2009, 22:54
I am on the left.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: LeeC on 01 Dec 2009, 22:55
Vader got the raw deal
yeah  :-P he was the tragic hero type.  like nothing ever really went his way and instead of pushing on and persavering, he fell, hard, to evil.  He is what emo kids strive to be in my honest opinion.  life is nothing but pain.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Inlander on 01 Dec 2009, 22:56
Worst Dad Ever:

FZGJKKKKKAHHHRGGGG

SPOILERS.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: scarred on 01 Dec 2009, 22:57
(http://www.thevancouverite.com/pictures/nelson-muntz.gif)
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Post by: Inlander on 01 Dec 2009, 22:58
It's okay, as long as Luke and Leia end up getting married and having lots of kids I'll be fine.

I just know those two are made for each other.
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Dec 2009, 23:02
It's okay, as long as Luke and Leia end up getting married and having lots of kids I'll be fine.

I just know those two are made for each other.
i know what your doing.

(http://www.phunhouse.com/images/rofl.jpg)
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Inlander on 01 Dec 2009, 23:06
That looks more like ROFCASRTAMYDHSWD.

That's an acronym for rolling on the floor crying at the sudden realisation that all my youthful dreams have slowly withered and died. Popularise it.
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Post by: LeeC on 01 Dec 2009, 23:08
you dont even know what im talking about at this point.  :wink:  I am just laughing at what I think I know what you doing.

and if you are serious go watch the old movies.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Inlander on 01 Dec 2009, 23:12
Dude no offence but your grammar and punctuation has taken a holiday these last two posts.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: LeeC on 01 Dec 2009, 23:13
gah sorry im a bit distracted. and im pulling an all nighter. :|
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: JD on 01 Dec 2009, 23:15
Here on the Questionable Content Board, we speak the Queen's English.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: ZJGent on 01 Dec 2009, 23:20
Here on the Questionable Content Board, we speak Queer English.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 02 Dec 2009, 07:28
Now that's something I can get behind.





Pun intended.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: David_Dovey on 02 Dec 2009, 08:03
Mufasa is also my ability to nominalize. There we go.

Don't it make you feel alive? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vz_01o6Nao)
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: jhocking on 02 Dec 2009, 10:44
Vader got the raw deal

dude he fucking cut off luke's hand

If my dad cut off my hand, I'm pretty sure that would put him up there amongst the worst dads ever (well, at least the worst dads since people stopped sacrificing each other to gods and shit.)
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: pilsner on 02 Dec 2009, 10:47
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200804/r245357_1001120.jpg)
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: a pack of wolves on 02 Dec 2009, 10:49
Luke killed Peter Cushing. If I was Vader I'd have cut off a lot more than the fucker's hand. If you ask me, he showed heroic restraint.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 02 Dec 2009, 10:52
Luke was just trying to subdue Peter Cushing's foul stench, but then again Vader probably never noticed.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 02 Dec 2009, 10:56
Peter Cushing smelled faintly of a grand country garden and forgotten glories. Admittedly to an uncultured brat like Luke that could have been mistaken for a foul stench, but that just means vader should have given him some nasal reconstruction while he was about it.
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Post by: Johnny C on 02 Dec 2009, 11:23
Vader goes good in the end, though. The worst dad ever is probably from a Todd Solondz film.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: pilsner on 02 Dec 2009, 11:45
Vader goes good in the end, though. The worst dad ever is probably from a Todd Solondz film.

(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200804/r245357_1001120.jpg)
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Post by: Ballard on 02 Dec 2009, 12:22
(http://www.deep-focus.com/images/798_fanny-och-alexander.jpg)

(http://www.altfg.com/Stars/f/fanny-and-alexander.jpg)

(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s173/Justine_Smitha/fanny.jpg)

(http://www.castrotheatre.com/calendar/2007/oct-dec/fanny.jpg)
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 02 Dec 2009, 13:22
Peter Cushing smelled faintly of a grand country garden and forgotten glories. Admittedly to an uncultured brat like Luke that could have been mistaken for a foul stench, but that just means vader should have given him some nasal reconstruction while he was about it.

Ah, but Leia was not uncultured.  She was raised by a very wealthy and prominent family, yet it was she who commented on his foul stench.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: a pack of wolves on 02 Dec 2009, 13:47
Girl tongued her brother and owned a gold bikini. She was trash at heart.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 02 Dec 2009, 13:54
JAMES EARL JONES

Best Dad Ever:
(http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/the_lion_king/mufasa.jpg)

Worst Dad Ever:
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/sw1mush/images/e/e9/LukeVaderEndor.jpg)

Actually, I'm personal friends with James Earl Jones's son, and apparently he's a pretty cool dad.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Dliessmgg on 02 Dec 2009, 13:57
JAMES EARL JONES

Best Dad Ever:
[Mufasa]

Worst Dad Ever:
[Vader]

Actually, I'm quoting pictures everybody already saw.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 02 Dec 2009, 14:05
(http://blog.sweetestmemories.com/pix/frankly.jpg)

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: ViolentDove on 02 Dec 2009, 14:21
America is on the right.

(http://www.globalsecurity.org/security/profiles/images/mustafa_ahmed_al-hawsawi_1.jpg)

Mustafa is in Guantanamo Bay.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Ballard on 02 Dec 2009, 14:32
And set to be tried blocks from where the WTC once stood.

Let me put this into perspective for you: The only people responsible for 9/11 who remain alive, seen as freedom fighters and heroes by many around the world, are being tried in a federal courthouse in downtown Manhattan. For a terrorist attack in which their cohorts blew themselves up in order to create panic and murder thousands of innocent people in downtown Manhattan.

Whoever is responsible for that decision can eat a dick.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Storm Rider on 02 Dec 2009, 14:47
So instead we should subvert the rule of law and prove to the people who see them as martyrs that the US is willing to compromise our founding principles whenever we like?
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Post by: Ballard on 02 Dec 2009, 14:56
I wasn't implying that we should deprive them of a trial. (Although it's quite obvious that the trial is a hoax, a media circus. If we expect people to be dense enough to read in it the True Grande Olde American Principles of Peace, Freedom, and Justice etc. etc. then we're pretty fucking dense, huh?)

I was merely saying it may be a bad idea to try terrorists/freedom fighters in such a sensitive location (both tactically and emotionally) as the neighborhood in which the attacks happened.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 02 Dec 2009, 14:58
Well, I admit that I don't have the perspective of living in New York, but where else should the jurisdiction be?
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Ballard on 02 Dec 2009, 15:37
Yeah, international court would have made more sense than the federal circuit.

I hope you're right about that, Tommy.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: JD on 02 Dec 2009, 16:00
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200804/r245357_1001120.jpg)
Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house’s Cellair

In west Austria born and raised
Fucking my daughter is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and building incest dungeons underneath my pool
I took three kids out cuz they were all good
told my wife they were just children from the neighborhood.
I fucked just one of my daughters the police got scared
But they don't know the pin-code to my daughter's Cellair.

They called the partyvan and when it got near
The license plate said “AUSTRIA” and it had dice in the mirror
"you crazy" they said, "those ideas in your head are rare,"
I said, "cool homes, it's rape time, home, to Cellair!"

She crawled out the house after 7 offspring
And she yelled to the cops "Yo, I can't speak Austrian"
But I'm still pimping, I got three more lairs,
so come and party with me, in my second Cellair.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Inlander on 02 Dec 2009, 16:53
You know I can't even stand to look at photos of that man. I just wish I could forget about the whole affair - and the fact that something so unspeakably and unimaginably evil has become something of a joke in certain circumstances so soon after it happened is utterly depressing to me.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 02 Dec 2009, 18:26
Yeah, international court would have made more sense than the federal circuit.

1) there is precedent for motions to hold trials other than where the jurisdiction mandates (because, if I'm not mistaken, the crimes were technically committed in the jurisdiction of the courts where the trial is being held) due to the probability of not getting a fair trial where the crimes were committed. 2) since I think the issue of them being enemy combatants is legally dead, the trial legally involves a simple, domestic criminal issue and as such does not warrant a trial at The Hague.  Certainly it would make a little more sense than a kangaroo court, but hopefully that won't be the issue and I'd like to think that the trial is being held in the US to show the international community that he will get a fair trial here.  Now, more often than not, whenever I have a hope that deviates from my standard cynicism, it is completely destroyed but I can always have hope.
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Post by: Ballard on 02 Dec 2009, 18:47
Taking this moment to remind everyone that the last highly publicized trial the US government was responsible for (if not de jure then for all intents and purposes) was that of Saddam Hussein.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 02 Dec 2009, 19:04
Which happened during a (hopefully) quite different administration.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 02 Dec 2009, 20:02
I've long harbored the suspicion that the whole Star Wars thing could've been averted if Uncle Owen had just given Luke a solid backhand to the mouth and told him to quit whining so much.
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Post by: pilsner on 02 Dec 2009, 22:37
and the fact that something so unspeakably and unimaginably evil has become something of a joke in certain circumstances so soon after it happened is utterly depressing to me.

For the record, what is the appropriate amount of time before it's acceptable to joke about incest/murder/pedophilia/unlawful imprisonment?
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Inlander on 02 Dec 2009, 22:46
Living memory?

Alternatively, "Never".
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 03 Dec 2009, 02:27
[...] and I'd like to think that the trial is being held in the US to show the international community that he will get a fair trial here. [...]

Now, I'm nowhere near the US but even I can see that a fair trial for anyone involved is impossible on US soil.

I think it will go something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXT-XVmrqZo , to be honest.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 03 Dec 2009, 07:36
Exactly.  My point is that they're hopefully having the trial here to dispel those notions.  Two years ago it definitely would have been impossible.  I'm hoping the administration is trying to show that the leadership has changed and we're interested in being a sort of okay country again.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Barmymoo on 03 Dec 2009, 07:42
I am on the right bringing this thread back to its original, less intellectual level (sorry), Mufasa is my desire to pack up my worldly goods.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Ballard on 03 Dec 2009, 08:00
[...] and I'd like to think that the trial is being held in the US to show the international community that he will get a fair trial here. [...]

Now, I'm nowhere near the US but even I can see that a fair trial for anyone involved is impossible on US soil.

I think it will go something like this (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3452698), to be honest.

FYP.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: BeoPuppy on 03 Dec 2009, 14:45
Meh, I like the BlackAdder better, sorry.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Zingoleb on 03 Dec 2009, 21:12
It took until about two days ago to figure out that "FYP" meant "Fixed your post," not fuck your post.

Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 03 Dec 2009, 21:20
On this forum, I think you were right the first time.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Inlander on 03 Dec 2009, 21:23
I always thought it meant "Fed your pet."

Damn, now who am I going to get to look after my cat while I'm away for Christmas?
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 03 Dec 2009, 21:25
Dogg, now I am having trouble stopping laughing.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Dliessmgg on 03 Dec 2009, 23:47
Wait, it doesn't mean "For your pleasure"?
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Be My Head on 03 Dec 2009, 23:48
I am on the right, and Mufasa is my general inability to reconcile the two major conflicting thought patterns floating around in my head;
1) My life sucks right now, I hate it, a bloo bla bloo, I don't have the motivation to do anything productive, I just wanna lie down and die.
AND
2) IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR YOUR ASS IS GRASS YOU NEED A JOB YOU NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL YOU NEED TO STOP FEELING SO SORRY FOR YOURSELF.

1) Stop yelling at me! :(
2) STOP BEING A BABY.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Zingoleb on 04 Dec 2009, 00:01
I am on the right and on the left is my ability to not be freaked out by that pagebreak everytime I see that goddamn man's picture
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Ballard on 04 Dec 2009, 11:54
Personally I'm more creeped out by scenes from Fanny and Alexander than a jailed felon.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: JD on 05 Dec 2009, 21:36
(http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/mufasa.png)(http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/mufasa.png)(http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/mufasa.png)(http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/mufasa.png)(http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/mufasa.png)(http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/mufasa.png)(http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/mufasa.png)(http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/mufasa.png)My post is on the right, Mufasa is on the left.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: Inlander on 05 Dec 2009, 21:48
My post is on the right, Mufasae are on the left.
Title: Re: You are on the right, Mufasa is...
Post by: JD on 05 Dec 2009, 22:05
I was curious how to pluralize that, thanks.