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Title: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: pilsner on 12 Dec 2009, 09:49
This is a Top 40 thread for the discussion of Top 40 music.  If you don't like Top 40 music, stay the fuck out of this thread!

So what about that Lady GaGa?  I heard she had a wiener, but now I hear she doesn't.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 12 Dec 2009, 10:28
If you don't like Top 40 music, stay the fuck out of this thread!

Shan't.
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Post by: Thrillho on 12 Dec 2009, 10:34
I've seen footage that suggests she has, not that it makes that much of a difference to my life anyway.

I saw, in a gesture of impressive solidarity from many people, that on another forum I went on most of the people who crushed on her said they'd still go there.
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Post by: Johnny C on 12 Dec 2009, 10:54
Actually Lady Gaga is making an absurd amount of money being totally and completely insane. On the other hand, it rules because it gives us some completely ludicrous spectacles to marvel at. Like, it's kind of amazing how quickly her videos went from being nominally about music to being about how many times she can change costumes in four minutes, but it's good because her three-minute-long glitz bombs are usually way more interesting than the songs themselves.

LADY GAGA: A STORY IN PICTURES

(http://2gwsk.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lady_gaga_just_dance_music_.jpg)

(http://drcaroline.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lady-gaga-poker-face_greatdanes.jpg)

(http://www.thehypefactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lady-gaga-love-game-6.jpg)

(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/29819917/Lady+GaGa+Paparazzi+52.png)

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7200000/Alex-from-Lady-GaGa-s-Paparazzi-video-alexander-skarsgard-7276259-800-600.jpg)

(http://beatcrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Lady-Gaga-Music-Video-Bad-Romance.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 12 Dec 2009, 10:55
Wow, when you stack pictures of her on top of each other like that it becomes clear how bad her taste in sunglasses is.
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Post by: JD on 12 Dec 2009, 10:59
Is that all from one video?
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Post by: Johnny C on 12 Dec 2009, 11:03
No, it's a bunch of her videos in a roughly chronological order. That is:

Just Dance
Poker Face
Love Game
Paparazzi
ibid.
Bad Romance
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Ballard on 12 Dec 2009, 11:20
Lady GaGa once went to the Convent of the Sacred Heart (private, Catholic Manhattan prep school for rich kids) with my buddy's younger sister. We shall call her D.

She (Stefani Germanotta) once threatened to beat D silly because in junior high (it is a K-12 school) she got into a "fight" with her little sister

She still comes to all the volleyball games wearing Uggs.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 12 Dec 2009, 11:45
Bad romance is like the best music video of all time, and that song is mad catchy.

What's the deal with Paramore, guys.
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Post by: KvP on 12 Dec 2009, 11:56
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Paramore is an American Alternative rock/Emo band, although even their fans argue about their exact genre. They have released three studio albums – brand new eyes, RIOT! and All We Know Is Falling. Their most recent single is called Brick by Boring Brick, which is the second single off of Brand New Eyes. Other singles released by Paramore include "Ignorance", "That's What You Get", "Crushcrushcrush", "Hallelujah", "Misery Business", "All We Know", "Emergency", and "Pressure". One of their most famous songs is Misery Business.

Paramore has recorded two songs for the soundtrack of the Twilight movie.[6] These include Decode and I Caught Myself. Both of these songs will be used in the movie.

The name "Paramore" is an alternative spelling but means secret lover in French.

The band is known for the young age of the members, and their unique sound. They are also like other bands such as "The Make Believe" and "The Hush Sound" in the sense that they have a female singer, but other members are male.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 12 Dec 2009, 11:58
My sister is into them these days.

WHY do they suck, Tommy? What is sucky about them?
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Post by: KvP on 12 Dec 2009, 12:01
So how about that Metallica.
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Post by: Ballard on 12 Dec 2009, 12:10
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Paramore is an American Alternative rock/Emo band, although even their fans argue about their exact genre. They have released three studio albums – brand new eyes, RIOT! and All We Know Is Falling. Their most recent single is called Brick by Boring Brick, which is the second single off of Brand New Eyes. Other singles released by Paramore include "Ignorance", "That's What You Get", "Crushcrushcrush", "Hallelujah", "Misery Business", "All We Know", "Emergency", and "Pressure". One of their most famous songs is Misery Business.

Paramore has recorded two songs for the soundtrack of the Twilight movie.[6] These include Decode and I Caught Myself. Both of these songs will be used in the movie.

The name "Paramore" is an alternative spelling but means secret lover in French.

The band is known for the young age of the members, and their unique sound. They are also like other bands such as "The Make Believe" and "The Hush Sound" in the sense that they have a female singer, but other members are male.

For a single moment I feared that this wasn't from Simplewiki and I nearly had a heart attack.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 12 Dec 2009, 12:15
I like Lady Gaga not only because her songs are really catchy and super fun (and I agree with Kieffer that Bad Romance is a fantastic video) (I've liked all her videos) but also because I tend to like anything that subverts hegemonic femininity. The rumors of her being a post op transsexual make me like her more. This is also part of the reason I like Dolly Parton so much as well.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KvP on 12 Dec 2009, 12:21
The rumors of her being a post op transsexual make me like her more.
I too like it when people exploit prurient attitudes towards the transgendered to sell records.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 12 Dec 2009, 12:27
but also because I tend to like anything that subverts hegemonic femininity.

The Gaga rumor is just a rumor, not true. The fact that some people think it is and she's still selling tons of records? That's huge! Basically I like it when people don't treat a transsexual as if she or he is invisible. Because you know that's how it is MUCH more often. Or they get their ass kicked, take your pick!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: McTaggart on 12 Dec 2009, 12:35
I don't think that rumour was perpetuated by Lady Gaga herself.

(my favourite outfit was the terrifying kermit head one)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KvP on 12 Dec 2009, 13:39
I don't think that rumour was perpetuated by Lady Gaga herself.
You don't? Maybe not, but she's been pretty coy about it in interviews and she seems like the type to pull a stuntperformance art piece like that. Like anybody who writes a song about the paparazzi, she knows that all publicity is good publicity. Sure, having an imaginary penis won't help her sell records directly, but people will youtube the video so they can talk about the rumor, and in doing so be exposed to the music. It's like Ricky Martin's gayness all over again. Cept this time the rumor's aren't obviously true. And the music sucks.

Aside from the razor blade sunglasses, she's not really that great fashion-wise either.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 12 Dec 2009, 16:08
I feel like Lady Gaga is playing a prank on the music industry. I mean she's clearly talented (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUYvWTd6oA) but instead of banking on that talent she chooses to make largely Billboard-standard pop albums. I feel like she's holding back how crazy (and potentially awesome) she really is.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Zingoleb on 12 Dec 2009, 18:10
That version of Poker Face was fucking amazing! Holy shit! I can't stand the original but this is awesome.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: sean on 12 Dec 2009, 18:39
note how these two gentlemen also dislike achewood.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 12 Dec 2009, 18:43
I dont DISlike it, but I don't like it. I don't find it funny but I don't find it irksome. I nothing it.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 12 Dec 2009, 20:06
Tommy, I think it goes back to what Scarred said, you do kinda get the feeling that she's pulling a prank on the music industry. She's only straight up said the video for Bad Romance is about, metaphorically, how the industry simulates human trafficking. More directly, I think it has partially to do with the fact that she dresses like a pointy hipped sex android thing, all angles everywhere. It's kinda the same as why I like Dolly Parton so much too, Dolly directly went super feminine, almost grotesquely feminine with the big boobs and the big hair and the big lips. Gaga's the opposite, instead of exaggerated curves she rocks exaggerated angles. From Feministing, "her often physically distorting costumes show that the pursuit of the feminine ideal is far from natural." The other thing is her hypersexual image, which is kinda funny because she tries to play it like it's no big deal but she knoooooooooows, she knows people will make it a big deal

Quote from: gaga
You see, if I was a guy, and I was sitting her with a cigarette in my hand, grabbing my crotch and talking about how I make music 'cause I love fast cars and fucking girls, you'd call me a rock star. But when I do it in my music and in my videos, because I'm a female, because I make pop music, you're judgmental, and you say that it is distracting. I'm just a rock star.

heck just read this (http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/music/la-ca-lady-gaga13-2009dec13,1,7161884.story), which I did totally steal from Feministing.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 12 Dec 2009, 21:23
You're all like fucking scat fetishists crawling round the arseholes of the big four and begging them to shit in your mouths and then writing a fucking essay about how amazing the shit was.

You're fucking better than this people.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Koremora on 12 Dec 2009, 21:37
Awesome.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 12 Dec 2009, 21:41
It's not awesome unless Clear Channel and the Universal Music Group tell you it's awesome!

Let's all rebel by liking what we're told to like!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 12 Dec 2009, 21:45
Do we need to start talking about butt plugs again?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 12 Dec 2009, 21:46
In an age when rebellion has become expected of young people, many young people feel that being compliant is perhaps the only form of true rebellion left to them.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 12 Dec 2009, 21:48
No Harry because you see the only way to truly reflect upon the diversity of the human race is to listen to sexist, racist, heteronormative music manufactured to order by giant corporations that don't care about you.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 12 Dec 2009, 21:50
Of course they care about you, you've got money they want!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Dec 2009, 21:51
How shallow
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 12 Dec 2009, 21:52
Lady Gaga likes me for my inner beauty
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 12 Dec 2009, 21:54
Lady Gaga is a stooge of global capitalism.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Dec 2009, 21:55
But she's a sexy stooge. Like a sexy goomba.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 12 Dec 2009, 22:01
I would suck her fake penis all night long.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 12 Dec 2009, 22:04
Ultimately this is about compliance and not engagement with popular culture.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 12 Dec 2009, 22:05
Khar do you know anything about reception history because if you do you understand this thread at least in part and are just making a big show
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 12 Dec 2009, 22:08
Holy shit that Jason Derulo song that samples Imogen Heap is at the top of the charts, how'd that even happen
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 12 Dec 2009, 22:10
No amount of pseudo-intellectual bullshitting can disguise the fact that you are greedily licking the spewing sewer pipe beneath the propaganda department of the enemies of all humanity.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 12 Dec 2009, 22:12
*slurp slurp slurp*

tastes like fudgsicle
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 12 Dec 2009, 22:14
No amount of pseudo-intellectual bullshitting can disguise the fact that you are greedily licking the spewing sewer pipe beneath the propaganda department of the enemies of all humanity.

lmao
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 12 Dec 2009, 22:16
OH GOD GIVE ME MORE SONY BMG MUSIC GROUP OM NOM NOM

fuck you you fuck shit cunt
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 12 Dec 2009, 22:34
Hi there, kinda new here.  Is this guy always so ornery?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 12 Dec 2009, 22:43
This is one of his good days.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: squawk on 12 Dec 2009, 22:44
johnny it's been there for a while hasn't it, or at least near there
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Dec 2009, 22:45
This is one of his good days.
I've seen him on his worst. Jeez
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 12 Dec 2009, 23:14
johnny it's been there for a while hasn't it, or at least near there

I think it's been like very gradually moving up but the cumulative effect is like a hair growing somewhere you don't want a hair to grow and one day you look down and realize a) it's actually there b) it's about an inch and a half long.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 13 Dec 2009, 00:47
I like this thread better now that Khar yelled and cussed a lot.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: beat mouse on 13 Dec 2009, 01:03
It's only in sitting here and listening to acoustic lady gaga that I realize I never want to post about music in this forum again. It's actually a pretty awful experience all around, and the forced justification to discuss the things that I may or may not like is incredibly repelling. Yes, I do need to consider that the site and comic were launched as an indie-elitist haven, but given that indie-elitists tend to pride themselves on their intelligence, the total lack of tolerance is quite indicative of the opposite. It's like when atheists take their beliefs to a dogmatic level only comparable to radical muslims or the catholics without the slightest touch of irony.

That said, Lady Gaga's new cd is really great. I get the selling factors and the cult of personality that surrounds her, and I am thankful knowing that she's talented enough to back up the hype. I'm calling it now that she'll be around for a while, barring unforeseen extreme events.

On the flipside of overexposure, after 2007 being dubbed the year of Timbaland, Shock Value 2 has been an underwhelming pile of shit, with the only mentionable collaborating artists being Chad Kroger and an army of pre-legal teenaged girls. Result: generic and played out, even for him.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 13 Dec 2009, 01:14
You lost me at "it's"
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Post by: beat mouse on 13 Dec 2009, 01:15
edit: die.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 13 Dec 2009, 01:17
Clarification is a beautiful thing!


(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215182525_vi5oc-L-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: beat mouse on 13 Dec 2009, 01:21
I suppose the obvious answer is "don't post here" then. Touche, sir.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: RallyMonkey on 13 Dec 2009, 01:31
In a lot of cases, I would agree with you, Beat Mouse. Music is about having a good time, right? Except, in cases like Khar, I am near positive that Khar's musical tastes are based on nothing but what he enjoys listening to. There's a difference between elitist hipsters who are basing their music on what it is cool to like, and cool to hate, and people who just have very specific tastes in their music. And from what I can tell, Khar's tastes are not very limited at all.
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Post by: scarred on 13 Dec 2009, 01:34
I suppose the obvious answer is "don't post here" then. Touche, sir.

More like, don't take people ragging on music you like personally? We're all assholes but we're special assholes who like the company of other assholes.

I think?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: beat mouse on 13 Dec 2009, 01:59
I understand that Khar is not the rudimentary troll that he likes to play. I was more inclined to post something akin to that in the rap thread that fell to similar responses, but either one would serve the same deaf ears. Being special assholes who like other assholes is just the same something I'm totally used to (especially when it comes to forums) but there's a certain extent to which it's not even worth reading when it's a slim 10% of posts that are actually talking about the unpopular topic of discussion and you have to filter through the unnecessary opposition.

Especially when the response is "if you want to talk about that shit make a thread about it" and then that thread has the same people rebuking "this thread is full of stupid shit." It's exhausting eye-twitch internet behaviour.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 13 Dec 2009, 09:08
. Yes, I do need to consider that the site and comic were launched as an indie-elitist haven,

what.

Man look I was a bit drunk and whatnot last night but it doesn't change the validity of what I was saying. Refusing to suck the cock of the big four record label and buy into the fake hype and marketing of their latest batch of renta-stars is not being 'elitist'. You can't say someone is an elitist because they punch above the lowest common denominator. You might as well go into the film and TV subforums and start calling people there elitists because they're not talking about Everybody Loves Raymond or Evan Almighty. You might as well go back in time to the USSR and call people elitists for reading samisdats and listening to bootleg western music rather than reading Pravda and listening to some Melodya contrived Stalinist Elvis clone. Foolishness is foolishness and that's that.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2009, 09:41
Khar, you don't listen to arguments by people just making points on this subject and you don't listen to anything resembling theoretical intellectual arguments for mass culture engagement so let me ask you if there's anything anyone possibly could say to make you realize how much of a posturing iconoclast you're being and how most of us are actually interested in discussing Jeremih simply because we're interested in Jeremih's music? We're interested in being aware of all of the culture around us? We can have this conversation about hegemony but it's a lot more complicated than you're making it out to be and so are our motives for discussing it. Flipping out like the living incarnation of the back cover of Yanqui U.X.O. isn't going to change that.

Also this is the last bit of Gaga chat I want to engage in until the next single and its accompanying (inevitably batshit) video drops but how weirdly audacious is packaging The Fame Monster with The Fame as one massive thing? It's basically Black Sheep Boy: The Definitive Edition or whatever Okkervil called it, I guess, but with Top 40. Still so weird.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 13 Dec 2009, 09:43
So dude did you prefer Norbitt or Big Mommas House.

Gotta be aware of and engage with all that wonderful culture.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 13 Dec 2009, 09:45
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry was kind of icky I thought because it had men getting married in it and that is crazy.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2009, 09:49
Why don't you ask that question of everyone on this forum who's watched Twilight?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2009, 09:49
Like is it somehow fucking impossible to associate with culture on several levels?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2009, 09:50
Oh right - but there's a gap between culture and whatever it is that mindless proles associate with. My bad.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 13 Dec 2009, 09:53
Why don't you ask that question of everyone on this forum who's watched Twilight?

I don't get this post because the only way I can have it make sense in my head is if you think he wouldn't ask exactly that, and surely yr not implying that
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 13 Dec 2009, 09:56
P.S; On my "aw, isn't that cute?" scale, anti-elitists/poptimists outrank snobs 2:1
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: De_El on 13 Dec 2009, 10:00
Sometimes I forget that top 40 artists that are only good for remixes of their singles actually produce and release CDs.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 13 Dec 2009, 10:04
You're pretty keen on deliberately misunderstanding where I'm coming from in order to make some bullshit arguments huh Johnny?

Also don't you think it's pretty intensely patronising to try and claim that Top 40 music is the genuine soundtrack of the working class when it's written by university graduates to be sung by millionaires and a huge proportion of the buying power that drives the charts comes from white middle class teenagers with high disposable income? Because I kinda do!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 13 Dec 2009, 10:05
Sometimes I forget that top 40 artists that are only good for remixes of their singles actually produce and release CDs.

This statement holds true.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: pilsner on 13 Dec 2009, 10:53
If there's anything Greg Gillis has taught me, it's I like Top 40 -- after Greg Gillis is done violating it.

Khar, you can always choose to perceive this thread as the ghetto to divert the pleebs without the musico-intellectual profundity to appreciate the music being discussed in every other thread.

But if you want to seriously engage on the subject of Top 40, why do you persist in ignoring that most would rather listen to music in order to participate in a shared social experience than an aesthetic one.  And if you can accept that, really, what else is there to discuss?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 13 Dec 2009, 11:02
So you listen to music just because other people like it (based on corporate provided and manipulated sales figures)?

So if tomorrow I somehow managed to get the sound of me shoving a microphone up my arse to the top of the charts you would think that is awesome just because it is at the top of the charts?

Are you also like "MY COUNTRY RIGHT OR WRONG" and "YOU CAN'T CRITICISE THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE THAT'S TREASON" because seriously.

Also, musico-intellectual profundity? One minute I'm getting denounced as a phillisitine because I don't think it's necessary for people to learn music theory to make music, the next I'm being slammed as a blue-blood elitist because I don't think that listening to Pussycat Dolls is somehow part of the social contract. I can't fucking win, can I?
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Post by: pilsner on 13 Dec 2009, 11:18
So you listen to music just because other people like it (based on corporate provided and manipulated sales figures)?

So if tomorrow I somehow managed to get the sound of me shoving a microphone up my arse to the top of the charts you would think that is awesome just because it is at the top of the charts?

Are you also like "MY COUNTRY RIGHT OR WRONG" and "YOU CAN'T CRITICISE THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE THAT'S TREASON" because seriously.

Also, musico-intellectual profundity? One minute I'm getting denounced as a phillisitine because I don't think it's necessary for people to learn music theory to make music, the next I'm being slammed as a blue-blood elitist because I don't think that listening to Pussycat Dolls is somehow part of the social contract. I can't fucking win, can I?

You misunderstand, I'm not calling you anything.  I'm saying that if there is a thread where folks want to suck the cock of the big four record labels knowing full well what they are doing as consenting adults, they should be permitted to without recrimination.  And I'm suggesting that if you find that mentality genuinely difficult to comprehend,  you can rationalize the thread as a diversion of those with whom you brook little common ground from other threads.  Of course, if you are just spoiling for an argument for the sake of arguing....

In any event, the Paris Hilton album was more or less the aural equivalent of you shoving a microphone up your own arse, and yes it sold.  Demonstrating that plenty of folks will buy an album just because other folks are buying that album.  This phenomenon is one of great interest to media studies folks because the so-called "long tail" has failed to manifest.  In other words, the greater diversity of choice available through the internet was predicted to end the blockbuster, and it hasn't.  Instead we see a further stratification of the media market into the blockbuster and the niche product.  Why has greater choice failed to kill the blockbuster, despite the fact that logically it would provide more media products closer to the particular tastes of each individual?  Because, ultimately, a great number of folks simply want media that other people also want, so that they can discuss the media, experience it together, have a sense of belonging and common ground.

I'm not saying that this is why I, or you necessarily listen to music.  Nor am I saying that this is a necessarily worse reason to listen to music than any other.  But can you, with a straight face, deny that this is why many people who comprise the majority of the music buying population listen to music?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 13 Dec 2009, 11:22
To be fair, the effect of the Internet/downloading/declining sales has greatly redefined the standards of what constitutes a "blockbuster"

(edited for clarification)
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Post by: David_Dovey on 13 Dec 2009, 12:02
oh my such integrity
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Post by: Yayniall on 13 Dec 2009, 12:17
I don't care what people say, the ginger one in Girl's Aloud is pretty darn fit.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: De_El on 13 Dec 2009, 12:28
Khar, you can always choose to perceive this thread as the ghetto to divert the pleebs without the musico-intellectual profundity to appreciate the music being discussed in every other thread.

This is a point we kind of passed over.  I think an important distinction pilsner doesn't seem to be making here is: Of course Khar wouldn't think of this thread as a ghetto for "pleebs," because as he mentioned, the Top 40 tracks or whatever of the Billboard music charts don't necessarily best represent the music that "pleebs" like and listen to.
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Post by: Yayniall on 13 Dec 2009, 12:35
what?
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Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2009, 13:10
You're pretty keen on deliberately misunderstanding where I'm coming from in order to make some bullshit arguments huh Johnny?

Also don't you think it's pretty intensely patronising to try and claim that Top 40 music is the genuine soundtrack of the working class when it's written by university graduates to be sung by millionaires and a huge proportion of the buying power that drives the charts comes from white middle class teenagers with high disposable income? Because I kinda do!

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Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Yayniall on 13 Dec 2009, 13:11
Which member of SNSD do you like best? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUu17pwY67E)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2009, 13:15
So what is the music of the "working class," whatever you mean by that?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2009, 13:17
Which member of SNSD do you like best? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUu17pwY67E)

holy shit this is awesome listen to those synths
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: pilsner on 13 Dec 2009, 13:22
So what is the music of the "working class," whatever you mean by that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKvpONl3No
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KvP on 13 Dec 2009, 13:40
So what is the music of the "working class," whatever you mean by that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrFwtlMd0H8&feature=related
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Yayniall on 13 Dec 2009, 13:48
So what is the music of the "working class," whatever you mean by that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxqylxfYyQM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxqylxfYyQM)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 13 Dec 2009, 13:55
So what is the music of the "working class," whatever you mean by that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzyzVZZfUfM
Listen to this man.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 13 Dec 2009, 14:00
So what is the music of the "working class," whatever you mean by that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUfkopS8c4
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 13 Dec 2009, 14:12
No, it's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcIommZjMSE

It's also really good.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: De_El on 13 Dec 2009, 14:38
The thing about genuine music of the working class is that to discuss it we enter a space where geography and community actually are really significant, in contrast to top 40. Which is not to say that the Tops 40 in different countries aren't different, just that the Top 40 from one place to another is generally more similar from place to place than the music of the working class.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Reed on 13 Dec 2009, 14:43
So what is the music of the "working class," whatever you mean by that?

I guess I'm the only one who's going for the obvious one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njG7p6CSbCU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njG7p6CSbCU)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 13 Dec 2009, 14:50
Refusing to suck the cock of the big four record label and buy into the fake hype and marketing of their latest batch of renta-stars is not being 'elitist'. You can't say someone is an elitist because they punch above the lowest common denominator. You might as well go into the film and TV subforums and start calling people there elitists because they're not talking about Everybody Loves Raymond or Evan Almighty.

so nothing popular is ever good?  i can't enjoy The Dark Knight because it made a bazillion dollars?

it's not that i don't understand what you're saying but i don't understand how you don't understand that what you're saying is dickish and elitist.  or that you should just stay away from a thread like this.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: beat mouse on 13 Dec 2009, 14:53
i don't understand how you don't understand that what you're saying is dickish and elitist.
He does, and that's why he says it. Facetious doesn't aptly describe trolling, but it's about the best I can do at the moment.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 13 Dec 2009, 14:55
So what is the music of the "working class," whatever you mean by that?

It's whatever any particular person who you might define as working class feels like listening to.

What did you fucking think?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 13 Dec 2009, 14:58
He does, and that's why he says it. Facetious doesn't aptly describe trolling, but it's about the best I can do at the moment.

khar doesn't troll outright, in a sense he believes what he's saying has importance and relevance.

sometimes he doesn't think his arguments through very well, though.  johnny nailed it with the "living incarnation of the back cover of yanqui u.x.o" line.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 13 Dec 2009, 15:02
Guys just stop replying to the shit he says and eventually he'll get bored and go vent his frustration out by punching people at metal shows.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 13 Dec 2009, 15:09
johnny nailed it with the "living incarnation of the back cover of yanqui u.x.o" line.

Like the back cover of Yanqui U.X.O. is just some paranoid stuff GY!BE completely made up because they were bored!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 13 Dec 2009, 21:57
Holy shit that Jason Derulo song that samples Imogen Heap is at the top of the charts, how'd that even happen

It happened because it is fucking awesome.

My friend thinks it's a joke, that the song is awesome partially because it took this indie hipster thing and stripped it of any "soul" it may have had by electronifying it and making it a monster pop hit.

I just think it's an awesome song.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: sean on 13 Dec 2009, 22:20
to be a bit fair khar im pretty sure ive heard some of the stuff isn't accurate or whatever. i dont own it though so i can't check for reference.

but also top 40 sucks and if you wanna have a thread about it thats fine but we're gonna poke fun at you for it at the bare minimum.

also scarred shhhhh you do like starfucker and you dress like this  (http://i46.tinypic.com/11mbxqh.jpg) sometimes but hopefully not all the time.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: sean on 13 Dec 2009, 22:21
if you dress like that all the time i am going to hate on you forever
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Reed on 13 Dec 2009, 22:24
(he does and you should)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 13 Dec 2009, 22:36
Like the back cover of Yanqui U.X.O. is just some paranoid stuff GY!BE completely made up because they were bored!

no, it is fairly accurate, it's just the logical leap from "you like something on this label" to "you're sucking this label's corporate cock and that makes you a horrible person" that falls flat.  sonic youth?  major label.  should i not buy their albums because that is somehow funding the NWO?  i'm super-paranoid about that stuff but even i draw the line at some point.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 13 Dec 2009, 22:50
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry was kind of icky I thought because it had men getting married in it and that is crazy.

Yeah but jessica beils ass looked hot.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2009, 23:03
Like the back cover of Yanqui U.X.O. is just some paranoid stuff GY!BE completely made up because they were bored!

no, it is fairly accurate, it's just the logical leap from "you like something on this label" to "you're sucking this label's corporate cock and that makes you a horrible person" that falls flat.  sonic youth?  major label.  should i not buy their albums because that is somehow funding the NWO?  i'm super-paranoid about that stuff but even i draw the line at some point.

I don't buy a lot of Top 40, and I don't even think everything on it is necessarily good. Talking about it is a different thing entirely from purchasing it, though, and that's what we're advocating with this thread?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: sean on 13 Dec 2009, 23:08
yeah i mean hells yeah that is chill that way i can totally poke fun at it.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: sean on 13 Dec 2009, 23:09
then again for the longest time the only thing i knew about lady gaga was that apparently she was a dude which apparently isn't even true.

i was a happier man those days.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: sean on 13 Dec 2009, 23:11
khar if i start a thread about everybody loves raymond will you start ripping on it along with the major networks and all that stuff?

i will start this thread if you do this.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2009, 23:21
Start a thread in memoriam for Christo and see what happens.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 14 Dec 2009, 03:21
People get confused because Christo's still alive? Shame about Jeanne-Claude, but I guess at least she had a decent innings and got to make some incredible work and not many people get that.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Yayniall on 14 Dec 2009, 12:15
Bloodsport is a masterpiece.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 14 Dec 2009, 14:24
I don't buy a lot of Top 40, and I don't even think everything on it is necessarily good. Talking about it is a different thing entirely from purchasing it, though, and that's what we're advocating with this thread?

which makes khar's raging against the machine even more pointless.  i suppose he's just trying to be funny, but if not, well.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: sean on 14 Dec 2009, 18:12
khars raging is backed
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 14 Dec 2009, 20:57
i suppose he's just trying to be funny, but if not, well.

No, I'm trying to stop you deliberately poisoning your mind.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 14 Dec 2009, 20:58
:3
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Dec 2009, 21:04
khars raging is backed

horrendously misplaced imo
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: sean on 14 Dec 2009, 21:06
hahahaha
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Dec 2009, 21:08
if you want me to use "subjugated knowledges" and "regimes of value" in this thread i will, but i don't think you want that, it's way more fun to talk about how ciara's comeback bombed so badly
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 14 Dec 2009, 21:58
Are we hacking out some obscure post-colonial epistemiology terms to return to this bizarre idea that I am criticising pop music because I want to reinforce the class sytem or because I hate women or some total patronising bullshit?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 14 Dec 2009, 22:07
Post Colonial epistemology!

Classist Dichotomy!

Misogynistic Holocaust!

I thought Fantasy Ride was a pretty decent record actually, Johnny.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: AanAllein on 14 Dec 2009, 23:12
http://www.thehousenextdooronline.com/2009/12/pop-ate-my-heart-lady-gaga-her-videos.html (http://www.thehousenextdooronline.com/2009/12/pop-ate-my-heart-lady-gaga-her-videos.html)

This seems topical. “What is Lady Gaga’s authorial signature?”
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 15 Dec 2009, 02:42
being a cunt
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 15 Dec 2009, 08:41
i do not understand the appeal of lady gaga.

now "toxic", that's a hot track!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Zingoleb on 15 Dec 2009, 08:44
Gaga looks strange, acts strange, and we're not sure if she's packing penis in her panties.

That's the general appeal beyond music.

Huh, now I want to find alliterative ways of saying she has a dong.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Dec 2009, 14:02
I thought Fantasy Ride was a pretty decent record actually, Johnny.

There was one aborted single that was really good (I forget what song) but the whole record kind of made me retroactively embarrassed for 2005, especially the one track Missy Elliot parodies herself on.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 18 Dec 2009, 23:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dxDREaCyjE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 19 Dec 2009, 14:24
New B.E.P single is hot
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: De_El on 19 Dec 2009, 15:51
Man I can appreciate some trashy pop music but BEP is the limit for me. I had to hear Boom Boom Pow at work almost every day this summer and I just puked in my mouth a little every time.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: aflowerchild on 19 Dec 2009, 17:40
You know... This has been one of the most entertaining threads to read.
Khar, some good points and I agree with you and I think the whole 4 corporations controlling what people listen to is crap. but also there is some fun music that comes out of that "arse". I have found myself humming along to a top 40 song I know on the radio and I'm fine with that. But I love the indie bands man. The real artists. The ones who have to scrape up cash to self produce an album, the ones who edit and record it themselves.
But also remember some of the top 40 artists had to deal with that also.

But I'm not an elitist or whatever. I just like whatever has a great rhythm and mood.
I don't care who it comes from, I'm a whore like that. :]
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 09:14
New B.E.P single is hot

Yeah dude I absolutely refuse to believe it, will.i.am has exhausted all of the goodwill in the world. Maybe even in the universe.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: evilbobthebob on 20 Dec 2009, 10:56
So due to a Facebook campaign, Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine is the UK Christmas number one. Comments? Thoughts? Expletives?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 20 Dec 2009, 11:03
I couldn't care less
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 20 Dec 2009, 11:19
"Entire nation votes a mediocre American song that is 17 years old as the best British song of the year. People think it's a statement. More news to follow."
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: greenMonkey on 20 Dec 2009, 14:18
While we are certainly past this point in the discussion, I would like to point out that I feel that being a living incarnation of the back cover of Yanqui U.X.O. would be immensely better than being a living incarnation of the Top 40.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 14:49
i dunno, t-pain seems like a pretty cool dude
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: greenMonkey on 20 Dec 2009, 16:44
My fav t-pain song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq6Q9wu3F6w
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 20 Dec 2009, 17:48
I like a guy that can make a top hat a regular part of his outfit.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 20 Dec 2009, 18:54
Would chill with T-Pain but I'd totally have to choose the tunes when he's around.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 20:34
dovey, if they wouldn't be unreleased t-pain tracks you should reconsider your life choices
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 21 Dec 2009, 16:12
New B.E.P single is hot

Yeah dude I absolutely refuse to believe it, will.i.am has exhausted all of the goodwill in the world. Maybe even in the universe.

It's kinda got like 6 different tracks in it and they're pretty varied but at least 3, maybe 4 are bangin.

Also, sam the fact that this isn't your favorite T-Pain video bums me out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBE0sQC5L8
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 21 Dec 2009, 18:29
But I love the indie bands man. The real artists. The ones who have to scrape up cash to self produce an album, the ones who edit and record it themselves.

ahahahaha.

dude those are the bands you've never heard of.  your arcade fires and interpols and wavves and deerhunters and brian jonestown massacres either stealborrow money from their girlfriends or grew up rich enough to afford telecasters.

at least some rappers genuinely grew up poor.  indie rock is the music of middle-class white boys.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2009, 19:09
Yeah. I can't stand much indie rock. Worse than top 40 a lot of the time.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2009, 11:32
It's kinda got like 6 different tracks in it and they're pretty varied but at least 3, maybe 4 are bangin.

Oh you mean their EP? The actual single they released was like shitty trance though, which I am predicting will be the trend of 2010.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 22 Dec 2009, 13:05
That'll definitely be the trend. But I'm sayin the one song is like six tracks.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2009, 20:37
What strings them together is the stinky breath of trance's corpse and I'll have no part in such devilry!!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 23 Dec 2009, 08:20
WOO TRANCE

(http://www.mouseplanet.com/notebook/raver.jpg)

WOOOOO
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Reed on 23 Dec 2009, 08:22
Looks like a typical Tuesday night for me.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Cernunnos on 23 Dec 2009, 09:31
Disconcerting facts thread crossover: from left to right in that photo: KharBevNor, Johnny C, zombiedude, Scarred
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 23 Dec 2009, 10:40
E'S ARE GOOD
E'S ARE GOOD
NANANANANANA
HE'S EBENEEZER GOODE
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Dec 2009, 12:24
WOO TRANCE

this is exactly my concern
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Dec 2009, 12:24
Of all the things that Top 40 producers could bite, why on earth would they choose pacifiers soaked in E?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Dec 2009, 12:45
get really confused (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKEFTYfxE0M)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Kai on 23 Dec 2009, 13:22
Soulja boy is the only man in this town that snoop can trust

SUSPENSE
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Dec 2009, 18:34
holy shit look who i summoned
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: est on 26 Dec 2009, 05:15
Nnnnnngh, I want to make a decent post in here, but it's late and my mind doesn't want to co-operate. Suffice to say for the moment that Khar is the person I would be the closest to in principle. The top 40 in general is a steaming pile of crap, and I am genuinely surprised if I ever find out that a decent song is in it. That said, it's generally not the music itself that makes me so angry, more the machinery that churns the whole process out.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 26 Dec 2009, 11:23
if only people would get half as mad about the food and drug industries as they do about music and hollywood.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 26 Dec 2009, 12:12
Er, people are pretty fucking incensed about the food and drug industries last time I checked.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 26 Dec 2009, 12:26
some people, sure.  but you can't deny there do exist people who rage about mainstream music and hollywood but don't really give a crap about food and drug issues.  a lot of people aren't even aware that the drug industry is so massively fucked up and are perfectly willing to take their prozac/zoloft/lexapro because it "makes them feel better" without contextualizing or even considering the possible underlying causes making them feel miserable in the first place.  shit, there are people who believe the propaganda that those drugs "fix chemical imbalances" like lithium does and therefore there isn't an external reason they feel like shit.

food industry is even more toned-down in my experience, from living with some hardcore activists over the past several years "food industry" tends to be way down on their list of Stuff To Worry About.  they tend to get more angry at wal-mart than mcdonald's.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 26 Dec 2009, 12:34
Makes sense, Wal-Mart's a bigger company I believe and therefore has more power.

Also, Prozac is an SSRI so if you're having problems with low serotonin levels it could fix a chemical imbalance. Depression isn't necessarily caused by external causes. They're massively over-prescribed in a dangerous way, but it's not like they have no therapeutic value or are just used to pacify people.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 26 Dec 2009, 12:51
Also, Prozac is an SSRI so if you're having problems with low serotonin levels it could fix a chemical imbalance. Depression isn't necessarily caused by external causes. They're massively over-prescribed in a dangerous way, but it's not like they have no therapeutic value or are just used to pacify people.

there are ways of increasing seratonin that don't involve prescription drugs.  there are also a number of studies that indicate SSRIs are not significantly more effective than placebos when it comes to actually decreasing depression.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 26 Dec 2009, 13:16
Hey Tricia Kidd, have you ever had clinical depression.

Or maybe you are a doctor?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 26 Dec 2009, 14:13
yes, and no.

hey khar, do you work for sony?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Tom on 26 Dec 2009, 14:29
Hey you guys, the chicken definitely came before the egg.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 26 Dec 2009, 14:39
Tricia start making sense or g/o
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 26 Dec 2009, 14:49
there are ways of increasing seratonin that don't involve prescription drugs.  there are also a number of studies that indicate SSRIs are not significantly more effective than placebos when it comes to actually decreasing depression.

They're massively over prescribed so that's hardly surprising, if you give a drug to people it isn't suitable for you'll see poor results. There is no way of increasing seratonin levels that is effective for all patients, therefore it makes sense for people to have a number of options and SSRIs in many cases do exactly what you claimed they didn't, alter the balance of chemicals in the body. Just because a drug has been misused doesn't mean it has no value and should be dismissed.

Oh yeah pop. Er... hey, that Loba was a good song wasn't it. Yep.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 26 Dec 2009, 15:37
Hey you guys, the chicken definitely came before the egg.

BLASPHEMY
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 26 Dec 2009, 16:12
Tricia start making sense or g/o

ok.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn13375-prozac-does-not-work-in-majority-of-depressed-patients.html
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: est on 26 Dec 2009, 16:39
What has that got to do with this thread? Maybe I'm angry at that kind of shit too, (which I am) but not talking about it because it's got nothing to do with top 40 music.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 26 Dec 2009, 16:52
What has that got to do with this thread?

nothing.  lord knows threads never diverge!

seriously though, i made an offhand comment that raging against the corporate music/entertainment machines is inane and pointless compared to just about everything else in the world.  if people want to enjoy brainless top 40 music, who the fuck cares?  those people are boring anyway.  let them eat cake.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 27 Dec 2009, 00:44
how funny is it that train are still a band
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Dec 2009, 01:07
what?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 27 Dec 2009, 01:09
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_(band)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Dec 2009, 02:13
Oh yeah I got who he was referring to but man, really? They are still a band?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that they have not developed or evolved one single iota in the intervening years of anonymity?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Dec 2009, 05:20
Wow, never heard of them.

Since I am the arbiter of all good taste and decency they must be totally rubbish.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Dec 2009, 10:12
Since I am the arbiter of all good taste and decency

Isn't the point of a lot of music you listen to that it is completely in opposition to good taste and decency?

Quote
they must be totally rubbish.

and yet, you have a point.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 27 Dec 2009, 10:25
i think wavves is the complete opposite of good taste.

the literal absolute opposite.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Dec 2009, 10:29
Good to know!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 27 Dec 2009, 10:32
johnny did you turn the music forum into phiz

you goddamn bastard
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Dec 2009, 13:23
Wavves can't be the actual opposite of good taste because they don't sound enough like Nickelback.

We could perhaps posit the existence of 'poles' of bad taste emanating from a central morass of good taste.

Wavves probably aren't dreadful enough to be at the extreme of any pole.

Here is a quick MSpaint diagram outlining my basic theory:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/diagram1.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Koremora on 27 Dec 2009, 13:24
Not enough "Here there be dragons" at the Pole of Donk.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 27 Dec 2009, 15:57
johnny did you turn the music forum into phiz

you goddamn bastard


things go the way they go also wow ok who are you
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 27 Dec 2009, 15:58
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/diagram1.jpg)

The guy from Wavves is a cock though? ???

Also Dovey it's funny because their new single makes "Drops of Jupiter" sound positively revolutionary.

It's called "Soul Sister."
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: aflowerchild on 27 Dec 2009, 16:04
quite a crazy chart. :-o
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 27 Dec 2009, 16:26
that dude from wavves is a massive cock who likes to wank himself so he is doubling up on the suck

if he could suck his own cock maybe he would stop making horrible music
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 27 Dec 2009, 16:32
I like to eat Prozac while listening to Wavves.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Dec 2009, 16:38
The guy from Wavves is a cock though? ???

You misunderstand the Pole of Cock.

Let me people the chart with some examplars

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/diagram2.jpg)

Hope that clears everything up.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 27 Dec 2009, 16:40
I agree with your placement of Wavves and Dirty Projecters.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 27 Dec 2009, 16:47
who are you

She's zerodrone's sister or step-sister or something. Remember zerodrone/Jackie?

Hey tricia kidd, how is he anyway? Some of us genuinely miss him and his contributions to the forum.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 27 Dec 2009, 16:57
She's zerodrone's sister or step-sister or something. Remember zerodrone/Jackie?

Hey tricia kidd, how is he anyway? Some of us genuinely miss him and his contributions to the forum.

For the record, the "sigh" was me finally getting fed up with zerodrone/Jackie Blue and banning him.

The REASON I banned him is not that he is unhappy with the comic, or that he had criticism. It was that he had the sheer GALL to assume that he knew my motivations, state of mind, and feeling towards my own work. He put words in my mouth, he was a condescending prick, he's done it before and been warned, and I got sick of it, so he's gone.

in point of fact, jackie blue was not banned.  his IP was banned which means that i, his sister who usually lives with him, as well as his roommates, were also banned because we share a network.  he sent a cordial email to you, jeph, on my behalf, asking to simply ban him and not punish everyone he lives with as well.  that email was never replied to (did you even read it?)

also, he was never warned, definitely not in the sense of "stop talking about such and such or i will ban you".  if he had been warned as such then he would have went back to the music section, where 99.99% of his posts exist.  of the 3,000+ posts of his, only 180 or so were in the comic discussion forum, and of those, less than a dozen were posts that you said anything negative about.

there are people on here who are far bigger pricks than jackie.  they just aren't pricks to you, so you let it slide.  jackie was a very good contributor to the music forum and to ban him from everything, including that, without any real or specific warning, is you, mr. jacques, being a prick.  of course you have the right to be a prick on your own website, but it doesn't change the prick-ness of it.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Dec 2009, 17:22
Also that guy was a douchebag. You don't seem great either!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: est on 27 Dec 2009, 18:18
What Kieffer said.  Jackie was a bit of a dick, some people are looking at his contribution to the board through a rose-coloured welding mask.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Dec 2009, 18:55
Yeah ok I don't care how badly I veer this thread off-topic. Can someone actually link me to these "positive contributions"
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 27 Dec 2009, 20:22
I always appreciated his contributions to the music sub-forum and I never saw his comments in the comic discussion sub-forum because There Be Dragons. Comic discussion aside, I don't think he was as much of a dick as people made him out to be. I think people on this forum just have an extremely low tolerance for people who don't agree with them or have opinions that offend them.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Dec 2009, 21:31
Harry that is hilarious because he was extremely indignant whenever anybody disagreed with him and that was part of what made him so goddamn annoying to try to discuss anything with. Also he unironically used the term "reality tunnel".

OK, so mostly it was the second thing.

 Also, like Ben said I think some people have a pretty hazy memory of what he actually did contribute to the forum. That is why I asked for links. Look, I'll get you started!

Here is a link to all of his posts (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=11110;sa=showPosts). Have at it!

Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 27 Dec 2009, 22:44
Really? "Extremely indignant"? Like this?

Quote
I rarely think you're wrong, but when you are, you really knock it out of the park.  If you don't want to believe that love is a real phenomenon, that's fine, but it's ridiculous to make such an adamant argument that love is a giant myth that nobody should believe in.

You may put no stock in love as a real experience, but that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Or perhaps you mean more like this:

Quote
I wasn't being pointlessly antagonistic, I really think that paper is a bad thing and a perfect demonstration of Doing Rock Writing Wrong.

 :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Or how about this one?

Quote
Responded with private message to avoid drama.

As much as I might be viewing Jackie's career here through rose-coloured glasses, I think a lot of people are vieing it through shit-coloured glasses.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Zingoleb on 27 Dec 2009, 23:30
Like regular shit or aww-man-i-ate-way-too-many-peas-shit?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Lummer on 28 Dec 2009, 00:08
In an age when rebellion has become expected of young people, many young people feel that being compliant is perhaps the only form of true rebellion left to them.

Goddamnit I want that as a spoken sample to start off some fucking pissed-off grindcore song.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 28 Dec 2009, 02:01
Harry that is hilarious because he was extremely indignant whenever anybody disagreed with him and that was part of what made him so goddamn annoying to try to discuss anything with. Also he unironically used the term "reality tunnel".

OK, so mostly it was the second thing.

i'm biased and i am not my brother's keeper and blah blah blah but i read just about everything he posted from mid-'07 thru being banned, when i was still lurking, and i think you're remembering a handful of "bad" posts out of a couple thousand "good" ones.  i think that's a pretty good ratio and 99% of the time he was just being funny or laid-back or both.  maybe it wasn't apparent if you don't know him in real life, but he certainly had a lot of "friends" on here who thought he was a pretty nice guy.

khar says a lot more things which may or may not be unironic and antagonistic but, if they are and he's not just being "oh that lovable asshole khar!", are a lot worse than the term "reality tunnel".  i mean just look at some of the things he's said in this thread alone.

anyway, whatever.  it doesn't matter really, does it?  in the end i'm sure it will only make jackie laugh when he wakes up and i tell him people are still slamming on him, but i'd kinda like to be my own person after this post.

edit: tho, has jeph ever banned anyone else, ever, that wasn't an obvious troll or racist/homophobic/etc., let alone someone with 3000 "good" posts and about 12 "jeph doesn't want you to say this" posts?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Spluff on 28 Dec 2009, 02:48
Does he still like the Millionaires?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 28 Dec 2009, 03:49
Goddamnit I want that as a spoken sample to start off some fucking pissed-off grindcore song.

I could record it for you but my speaking voice probably isn't what you're after. Unless you want a guy with a hybrid Australian-English accent whose slight problems pronouncing the letters R and S will be exagerrated by what will unavoidably be a low-quality recording?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Dec 2009, 06:05
But we can't let Jackie on here. He's insane, remember?

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You are free to think I, and the many others who fall under the vague blanket term "oneironauts", are insane.  You are probably right.  Sanity can be a dangerous delusion to labor under!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: est on 28 Dec 2009, 06:38
edit: tho, has jeph ever banned anyone else, ever, that wasn't an obvious troll or racist/homophobic/etc., let alone someone with 3000 "good" posts and about 12 "jeph doesn't want you to say this" posts?

Pretty much everyone on this forum who has ever had the capacity to ban people have in the past done so with less provocation that Jackie showed.  I'm pretty sure Ashton hasn't, but that is because he's a very hands-off local admin (which is a good thing).  Not sure if Dan ever banned someone without good reason either, but he wasn't an admin for very long anyway.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Dec 2009, 06:59
Oh God, statistics.

 :roll:

Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 28 Dec 2009, 08:18
I could record it for you but my speaking voice probably isn't what you're after. Unless you want a guy with a hybrid Australian-English accent whose slight problems pronouncing the letters R and S will be exagerrated by what will unavoidably be a low-quality recording?

Do it. There is a 95% chance I will like this song, I want to see it exist.

I quite liked zerodrone, he hated Richard Dawkins about as much as I do. He could be a little obnoxious at times but he was no worse than quite a few other people around here (myself included). Mostly he was fine, and I enjoyed quite a bit of what he wrote even when I disagreed.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 28 Dec 2009, 08:29
Pretty much everyone on this forum who has ever had the capacity to ban people have in the past done so with less provocation that Jackie showed. 

examples please.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Dec 2009, 08:30
God, you're a fucking ass.  Why anyone likes you, I will never know.  
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 28 Dec 2009, 08:51
Yes, this is self-fellating, but jeez, I don't care.

I just got the first proper, full-length Halo of Flies album online. Official release date is December the 8th though (dedicated to Lennon zomg).

I mainly say this here because 1) free publicity 2) I know some of you (gasp) actually like my music, for some wierd fucking reason.

For those not in the know, Halo of Flies is me fucking around with FL Studio

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_of_Flies
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Dec 2009, 09:12
Welcome to the 90s!  Enjoy your visit.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 28 Dec 2009, 09:25
Tricia Kidd I definitely thought you were someone from PHIZ just based on yr remark, is all.

Also, could all of you stop the slapfighting re: a poster who got banned ages ago? It's really embarrassing.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 28 Dec 2009, 09:26
Final word on Zerodrone:

Does he still like the Millionaires?

Any sane person would.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 28 Dec 2009, 09:39
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_of_Flies

So? There are two Embraces, two Camera Obscuras, two Cables, two Evergreens, two Donna Summers and I think there's been a ton of Left For Deads. Why does it matter?

Good band though. "This ain't no heartfelt shit, this is Halo of Flies!"
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 28 Dec 2009, 10:44
Tricia Kidd I definitely thought you were someone from PHIZ just based on yr remark, is all.

my comment was intended to convey how much i hate everything PHIZ stands for.  i posted in it once or twice, just little bitty comments, and got flamed mercilessly for not being "ironic" enough or whatever.  seriously you should transfer your efforts to making NMD worthwhile again instead of wasting your time in PHIZ.  jackie posted a couple times in PHIZ as well, trying to actually have a conversation with content and was repeatedly told "get the fuck out of here".

still waiting on examples of people who were banned with "less provocation" than jackie, or an explanation for why khar is not considered ban-worthy despite being consistently far more antagonistic than jackie.

(look at jackie's post history - many, many times he tried to say nice things to/about khar and yet khar continued to be a dick to him.  i'm not just making this shit up.)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Dec 2009, 12:04
The reason Jackie was banned has absolutely nothing to do with me though!

Anyway

That pop music.

Got a lot of notes, right?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: scarred on 28 Dec 2009, 12:40
Does Muse count as pop rock yet?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Lummer on 28 Dec 2009, 12:40
I could record it for you but my speaking voice probably isn't what you're after. Unless you want a guy with a hybrid Australian-English accent whose slight problems pronouncing the letters R and S will be exagerrated by what will unavoidably be a low-quality recording?

Do it. There is a 95% chance I will like this song, I want to see it exist.

I quite liked zerodrone, he hated Richard Dawkins about as much as I do. He could be a little obnoxious at times but he was no worse than quite a few other people around here (myself included). Mostly he was fine, and I enjoyed quite a bit of what he wrote even when I disagreed.

I will make a song if I get a sample. Simple as that, and regard it as a promise.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 28 Dec 2009, 13:10
Tricia Kidd I definitely thought you were someone from PHIZ just based on yr remark, is all.

my comment was intended to convey how much i hate everything PHIZ stands for.  i posted in it once or twice, just little bitty comments, and got flamed mercilessly for not being "ironic" enough or whatever.  seriously you should transfer your efforts to making NMD worthwhile again instead of wasting your time in PHIZ.  jackie posted a couple times in PHIZ as well, trying to actually have a conversation with content and was repeatedly told "get the fuck out of here".

That mighta been back when it was an RSF and subsumed with fyads. It's a pretty decent environment. NMD is basically a Muse hivemind and I have little to no interest in it. PHIZ you just gotta keep posting in basically - once you're a regular people are willing to accept your quirks unless you're a dude who sucks (there's a few of those but they are egregious).

Back to the charts - incontrovertible proof that white people are still a huge market for recorded music (http://www.billboard.com/column/dailynoise/eminem-top-artist-in-decade-end-highlights-1004055072.story#/charts-decade-end).
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 28 Dec 2009, 13:40
Does he still like the Millionaires?

jackie and i were listening to them like 2 years ago and now all the PHIZ kids think they're the greatest thing ever.

which of course they are but for entirely unironic reasons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYQZkK8AmMM

Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Lummer on 28 Dec 2009, 13:43
I've actually forgotten to say this, but I think Lady Gaga is brilliant in every conceivable way.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 28 Dec 2009, 15:03
I thought Fantasy Ride was a pretty decent record actually.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 28 Dec 2009, 15:12
Pretty much everyone on this forum who has ever had the capacity to ban people have in the past done so with less provocation that Jackie showed. 

examples please.


I mean I got banned like 4 times and I'm the best dude on the forum.

Also, the amount of fucking capital letters in this thread is getting mad confusing and I refuse to google them.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Eris on 28 Dec 2009, 15:20
Darryl got tempbanned for a day because it was April Fool's Day.

Normally when someone gets banned around here I just assume that the person who banned him had a good enough reason for it, seeing they are the ones who have been trusted with that level of power. But then again, no one I really really like here has been banned. This place has always been run on the whims of the people in charge, I mean, Trollstormur became a mod because Jeph was drunk and Troll posted some funny owl memes. When people try to talk about this place like it is a democracy and everyone has the right to thier own say on who gets banned or not, they just have to realise that in the grand scheme of things around here, them complaining about someone being banned is not going to change anything; in fact it will probably just piss the admins off and the banned person probably will never get unbanned.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 28 Dec 2009, 15:29
jackie has been banned for nearly a year and it had nothing to do with anything but a handful of posts out of his 3000+.

i am quite sure if he were unbanned he would play nice.  i am still waiting for an example of someone who was around as long as jackie, was generally as civil as he was, and tried to be an all-around okay guy and was also banned.  est made the claim but nothing has been served up as a comparable example.  i know this isn't a democracy but it's not like jackie was banned and then made a fake account the next day to complain about it.  he hasn't done anything except to email jeph politely requesting he be allowed to post in the music forum, which is a forum that had nothing to do with him being banned.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 28 Dec 2009, 15:30
Look, tricia, I hate to say this.

But very few people here liked Jackie.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 28 Dec 2009, 15:48
Look, tricia, I hate to say this.

But very few people here liked Jackie.

that still has nothing to do with him being banned, even if it's true, which i doubt.

unless a lot of people were really good at lying.

how many people here like you?  jackie tried really hard but eventually just gave up.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 28 Dec 2009, 15:56
Sheesh, if I knew it was going to take two pages to answer a simple question about how the guy's doing these days I would've PMd it.

Fact is, Jeph decided to ban Jackie because Jackie kept posting what Jeph thought were unfair and insulting criticisms of the comic. I didn't agree with the banning because I thought Jackie contributed something valuable to the forum, the music sub-forum in particular, but obviously my opinion is in the minority. In the end it was Jeph's decision because it's Jeph's site and that's all there is to it. Time to move on. (And I'm saying that with my mod hat on, sorry to pull rank.)

Lummer, I'm interstate at the moment but I'm flying home this afternoon so I'll see about recording that line for you. Check you PMs.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Lummer on 28 Dec 2009, 16:14

Lummer, I'm interstate at the moment but I'm flying home this afternoon so I'll see about recording that line for you. Check you PMs.

Wicked. I'll get on it ASAP.

Expect lots of screaming, perversely fast computer drums and guitars tuned to FUCK
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 28 Dec 2009, 16:21
(And I'm saying that with my mod hat on, sorry to pull rank.)

sorry, i'll drop it.  i guess i got carried away because things went from "how is this person that some people really liked" to "this person, (who in real life is the sweetest and most caring person i know), totally sucked and was hated by people he tried to be friends with."

it's just kind of sad.

so anyway.  rihanna sucks.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 28 Dec 2009, 16:23
Expect lots of screaming, perversely fast computer drums and guitars tuned to FUCK

Yessssss.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 28 Dec 2009, 17:00
jackie has been banned for nearly a year and it had nothing to do with anything but a handful of posts out of his 3000+.

i am quite sure if he were unbanned he would play nice.  i am still waiting for an example of someone who was around as long as jackie, was generally as civil as he was, and tried to be an all-around okay guy and was also banned.  est made the claim but nothing has been served up as a comparable example.  i know this isn't a democracy but it's not like jackie was banned and then made a fake account the next day to complain about it.  he hasn't done anything except to email jeph politely requesting he be allowed to post in the music forum, which is a forum that had nothing to do with him being banned.


I got banned! Like 4 times! I have been around longer than all but maybe 10 other posters, I was civil for longer than I was a huge jerk, and I was totally an all around okay guy.

I think I got banned for posting wookie porn or something.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 28 Dec 2009, 17:10
Yup I'm pretty sure that was it.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 28 Dec 2009, 17:11
I got banned! Like 4 times! I have been around longer than all but maybe 10 other posters, I was civil for longer than I was a huge jerk, and I was totally an all around okay guy.

and you got unbanned how?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 28 Dec 2009, 17:14
Naw he had to make a new account.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 28 Dec 2009, 17:18
I made like 30 new accounts and they got banned for a while then I moved and made another new account and was sneaky for a while but not really and then est was like, hey if you're gonna be you just be you, and so now I'm back!

I still kinda want my old accounts back though.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KvP on 28 Dec 2009, 19:32
how many people here like you?
Khar is a wild stallion and a true bro.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Zingoleb on 28 Dec 2009, 19:32
I like Khar, against better judgment.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 28 Dec 2009, 19:44
khar is a pretty okay dude. i remember talking to him in the old gabbly one time. he seems to think i have decent taste in music even though i don't automatically hate everything mainstream like he does.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: sean on 28 Dec 2009, 20:11
khar usually makes me laugh.

jackie was kind of alright. in retrospective, i dont really recall minding him. he was a bit wacked out though, his head didnt seem screwed on quite tight enough. he was a real douche sometimes too but it did seem like he wanted to change. just too many people here were pissed off by him.

i mean if he came back i'd go into it open minded.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Spluff on 28 Dec 2009, 20:19
I used to like Khar, then one day he tried to sacrifice me to some druidic deity.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Spluff on 28 Dec 2009, 20:22
It kind of put a strain on things, you know?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 28 Dec 2009, 20:25
His enthusiasm for the Wicker Man always did hit me as a li'l suspicious.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 28 Dec 2009, 20:32
Khar is more fun in meebo.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Eris on 28 Dec 2009, 20:41
I think kieffer got unbanned because this place was getting kinda boring without him. But now it's kinda boring even with kieffer around being kieffer, so i guess we're screwed.

I still vote for Tempban Tuesdays to liven things up around here.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Dec 2009, 21:43
That's probably a bit harsh but y'all know I'm an enthusiastic supporter of "Tell It Like it Is Tuesday"

Oh hey guys, it's Tuesday right fucking now
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 28 Dec 2009, 21:47
I think kieffer got unbanned because this place was getting kinda boring without him. But now it's kinda boring even with kieffer around being kieffer, so i guess we're screwed.

Well, yeah, but it's partly because he's making a conscious effort not to tee off on people just for being mildly lame. I have mixed feelings about it.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 00:11
Every time I'm a dick people yell at me! If you are giving me carte blanche I'll take it though!

Also people don't really react to me anymore, because they know my schtick. And I only really read the threads that I have recently posted in/are about me.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 29 Dec 2009, 02:15
Khar's pretty cool for a dude who sucks.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 29 Dec 2009, 09:14
Aw come on guys I'm running out of single manly tears.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 29 Dec 2009, 10:36
That's probably a bit harsh but y'all know I'm an enthusiastic supporter of "Tell It Like it Is Tuesday"

Oh hey guys, it's Tuesday right fucking now

here's me telling it like it is: none of you mooks are commenting on anything top 40 right now up to and including the comparatively inclusive conversation starter that was billboard's end-of-the-decade charts (http://www.billboard.com/column/dailynoise/eminem-top-artist-in-decade-end-highlights-1004055072.story#/charts-decade-end) and instead we are mostly validating the opinions of a dude who has in this thread decried sucking the cock of major labels but has in the past stanned for soft cell
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 29 Dec 2009, 10:56
look, i'll get the ball rolling:

lmao trapt (http://lmao trapt)
[/list]
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 29 Dec 2009, 11:36
I don't worship Soft Cell, I worship Marc Almond.

(http://www.nordestfm.ro/images/Image/Marc%20Almond.jpg)

As you can see he is clearly some sort of angel.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 29 Dec 2009, 12:17
johnny i can sum up why PHIZ sucks in one word:

het.

that guy single-handedly ruined NMD (it was really good back around '06) by being the most asshole moderator in the entire SA forums.  he basically posts shit that would get anyone who ISN'T a mod banned, i can only conclude he is lowtax's gay lover or something.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 12:31
Also on the list of things that suck: The new Usher record. There is one good track, or like one track that stood out, "Echo" but hearing it just made me want to listen to the far more awesome R.Kelly song, "echo" which has Kells yodelling.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 29 Dec 2009, 12:43
speaking of r kelly, i watched "trapped in the closet" last night and holy shit that is fucking hilarious.

i mean the whole goddamn thing is him singing "and then he said ______ and then she's like ______ and then her friend is all _______ and then it turns out her husband is gay!"
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 29 Dec 2009, 13:05
How is Eminem the top artist of the decade?

I didn't even realize he had new music.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 29 Dec 2009, 13:11
I remember looking around at music sites and some reviewer called his latest a highly polished and hate filled turd. I don't really have anything against Eminem, but it is as apt a description of what he creates as anything. Nobody ever accused him of trying to be pleasant.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 29 Dec 2009, 14:15
Eminem's two new albums are quite good.  Refill is a lot better than Relapse, but they both count as great albums of 2009.

which is nice because the last good album he did was like 6 years ago.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 29 Dec 2009, 14:34
Yeah, I didn't make myself clear at all there; I consider such a description more intriguing than off-putting, even if the reviewer didn't mean it that way.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 29 Dec 2009, 14:41
you have to give props to a mainstream rapper making an entire album about being addicted to valium and having the best song on it be a very descriptive and dark number about how his stepfather molested him.

even if you don't like him it's pretty brave when he does entire albums that nobody would ever put on at a party, considering he's supposed to be a "pop" artist.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 15:23
I mean he'll never top Marshall Mathers LP. That record was fucking amazing.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 29 Dec 2009, 15:48
I mean he'll never top Marshall Mathers LP.

We only agree as far as this.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 29 Dec 2009, 23:45
I liked that LP.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: aflowerchild on 30 Dec 2009, 07:56
The new Jay- Z album Blueprint 3
pretty rad.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Dec 2009, 08:22
i really like this keri hilson song for some reason: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26W0pysJPjI
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 30 Dec 2009, 08:26
The new Jay- Z album Blueprint 3
pretty rad.

really?  i love most of his stuff but thought blueprint 3 was pretty damn weak.  maybe i'll give it another chance but it just felt phoned-in.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Dec 2009, 08:31
One thing I keep noticing about modern pop music (this goes for a lot of rock as well) is the tediously narrow range of lyrical content and themes. Maybe one reason I like old pop music is that they sung about a more fulsome range of things, like nuclear war, cigarettes and being fashionista highwaymen. Everything these days seems to be one of the following:

1) I LOVE U
2) OMG BEING A CELBRITY IS TOUGH D:
3) LOOK AT MY WEALTH AND/OR SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. DO THEY NOT THRILL?
4) DANCE, CUNTS.

Is this an unfair judgement?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Dec 2009, 08:51
U BROKE MY HEART </3 is missing from your otherwise accurate list.

yes, pop music is shallow and i am not going to pretend it's not by over-analyzing lady gaga's videos like that dude who wrote that pretentious article about her "topical signature" or saying that millionaires are somehow subversive (really not seeing it!)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Dec 2009, 08:56
Yeah but what I mean is if you look back in time pop artists were tackling a wider range of subjects, and tackling the above subjects in a wider variety of ways.

I'm not saying that pop music has to be referencing proust or something. It's just the above stuff is pretty boring and hard to relate to. Especially if you don't value wealth or find the singers sexy and hate celebrity culture with a passion.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 30 Dec 2009, 09:16
LOOK AT MY WEALTH AND/OR SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. DO THEY NOT THRILL?

sig quote?
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Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Dec 2009, 09:31
Nope. Here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzrwh2Z2hQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzrwh2Z2hQ)

Why is everyone so languid and emotionally dead? I thought heroin was a 90's thing. Watching these people sing is like when you're watching a porn flick and it becomes increasingly obvious the lady in it is being forced to do this stuff, then you turn it off and your dick wilts and you feel really bad.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 30 Dec 2009, 10:44
Yeah but what I mean is if you look back in time pop artists were tackling a wider range of subjects, and tackling the above subjects in a wider variety of ways.

such as
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 30 Dec 2009, 10:45
holy fuck that's the second time i've seen that dj earworm vid today and it continues to give me a headache
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 30 Dec 2009, 10:48
Why is everyone so languid and emotionally dead?

maybe it's because it's a selection of certain clips OR maybe because mimicking that your throat is ripping itself out of your neck like you're kenny loggins in the mid-eighties is out of vogue because the only people who bother with it nowadays are Three Days Grace OR maybe it's because who gives a shit people have been low-key lip syncing since the dawn of the music video
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Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Dec 2009, 11:09
I mean the sound as much as the visuals. That video is like snorting a kilo of valium. The soulless eyes are just what sets it off.

Johnny, question. Do you like, for example, Nickelback?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Dec 2009, 11:14
such as

Butt sex, charlotte bronte, comparisons between giving head and nuclear war, the joys of the countryside. The Beatles wrote a pretty damn catchy pop song once about writing pulp novels!
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 30 Dec 2009, 11:28
Johnny, question. Do you like, for example, Nickelback?

No. Why do you keep conflating "know" with "like"?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 30 Dec 2009, 11:30
Butt sex, charlotte bronte, comparisons between giving head and nuclear war, the joys of the countryside.

Two of those are about sex, the other one has its modern update in contemporary chart country, and if I never heard a song which was just about a book someone else wrote for the rest of my life I think I'd somehow live.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 30 Dec 2009, 11:32
This is probably personal bias but I'm fucking sick of bands/songwriters/etc. that just lean super-heavily on referencing books and authors and Important Stuff in an effort to stand out, it's so distasteful. Like there's a band around here that has a song that's just a list of things in Vonnegut novels. I'd rather listen to "Birthday Sex" any day of the week, you know?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 30 Dec 2009, 11:36
I honestly don't even pay attention to the lyrics unless they're being sang so clearly that I cannot help but notice what they are saying. Considering that lyrics are so often misheard and in misinterpreted by audiences, I rather suspect I'm not alone in this.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: the_pied_piper on 30 Dec 2009, 11:53
Nope. Here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzrwh2Z2hQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzrwh2Z2hQ)

The Fray are still a band?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Dec 2009, 11:58
Two of those are about sex, the other one has its modern update in contemporary chart country, and if I never heard a song which was just about a book someone else wrote for the rest of my life I think I'd somehow live.

You don't like Wuthering Heights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs)?

Also, the sex thing is part of my problem. Modern pop music has the sexuality of a fifteen year old boy who was late to the masturbation game. There's nothing mature or adult about it at all.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Dec 2009, 11:59
Also I know I do it sometimes but it's not necessary to make every post three posts except where it is part of comic timing.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 30 Dec 2009, 13:05
This is basically what pop music is sometimes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B86CGQfo8A
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 30 Dec 2009, 15:16
this is basically what pop music should be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qahee9DxFQM
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 30 Dec 2009, 17:43
A thousand times yes.


I kinda hate myself for loving New Order though. It's been hard for me to accept that I can actually like cheesey '80s synths and keyboards. I don't say that out of any weird misguided attempt at hipster irony or anything, I just usually find those elements kind of annoying. I can't even listen to "Love will tear us apart" without getting annoyed, and apparently people love that fucking thing. But here I am, loving New Order. It's the god damndest thing.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 30 Dec 2009, 18:46
You don't like Wuthering Heights (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs)?

I don't like people trying to rewrite it.

I'm also having a hard time thinking of this golden age of sexually mature pop you're thinking of. Was it the decade where "Like a Virgin" was one of the most-played songs?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: ruyi on 30 Dec 2009, 19:11
I Wanna Be Loved - Dinah Shore (http://www.lala.com/song/432627077914058658) (1950)
It Takes Two To Tango - Pearl Bailey (http://www.lala.com/song/937030283457266157) (1951)
Hey Good Lookin' - Frankie Lane & Jo Stafford (http://www.lala.com/song/937030283457256987) (1951)
The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane - The Ames Brothers (http://www.lala.com/song/648799891959844010) (1954)
Experience Unnecessary - Sarah Vaughan (http://www.lala.com/song/433471477074294498) (1955)
Let's Do It - Ella Fitzgerald (http://www.lala.com/song/3098758027585284014) (1956)

So, probably the 50s.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 30 Dec 2009, 19:48
Except that great swathes of the popular songs of the 50s were actually written in the 20s and 30s, i.e. "the Great American Songbook".
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: ruyi on 30 Dec 2009, 19:54
This is true. But I think a few of those, like "Hey Good Lookin," might have been written in the 50s.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 30 Dec 2009, 19:55
Then they used their time machine to record it in the 20s, right?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Dec 2009, 19:57
I'm also having a hard time thinking of this golden age of sexually mature pop you're thinking of. Was it the decade where "Like a Virgin" was one of the most-played songs?

It is definitely not the era of 'my humps'.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Dec 2009, 21:50
Guys! The Young Money album is like really really... okay.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: est on 30 Dec 2009, 22:48
Nope. Here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzrwh2Z2hQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzrwh2Z2hQ)

Wow, that is like a 4:45 promo for something, or like, a song you'll hear as the backing track for a cinema ad about how great movies are, made up of a montage of famous (shit) movies.  That is the type of soulless mixing it reminds me of.  All it is missing is text over the top advertising whatever it is, or a voiceover or something.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 02 Jan 2010, 00:14
give me a day to refine this post but please, PLEASE look at your local top 40 station website to see if they've got a best-of-the-decade roundup cause those are worth several laughs
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Jan 2010, 04:11
So, does someone have a definition of top 40? Is it an album that ranks in the top 40 of sales that week?
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Post by: nufan on 02 Jan 2010, 05:11
So, does someone have a definition of top 40? Is it an album that ranks in the top 40 of sales that week?

You'd think, but people seem to be taking it to mean just purely manufactured auto-tuned stuff. Forgetting that shit like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wl6R8u6Zus) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vfLvZCdT9g) all got to number 1 (in the UK at least).
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Jan 2010, 12:30
Protip: choose better songs to make your case next time.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 13:06
Robyn and Gnarls are both awesome, shut up khar.

Autotune is also awesome.

Top 40 generally means bands that only can afford to do a maximum of 40 dates on a tour, in other words they "top out at 40" hence the name.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Scarychips on 02 Jan 2010, 14:06
Auto-tune is awesome when it's well used/not overused. Like on that Kanye West album.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Jan 2010, 15:17
Gnarls Barkley are ok, Outkast are just the wrong side of Meh, Robyn is pretty crap.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 02 Jan 2010, 16:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLr9wUkogdg
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: nufan on 02 Jan 2010, 16:51
Regardless of whether you like them or not, it's kinda hard to argue that people "suck the cock of the big four record labels and buy into the fake hype and marketing of their latest batch of renta-stars" when buying those songs. All of them, but in particular Gnarls Barkley and Robyn came out of nowhere and received little or no promotion upon release.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Jan 2010, 17:29
Robyn is on Island and Cherrytree/Interscope, both owned by Universal Media Group. She used to be on two Sony BMG owned labels.
Gnarls Barkley are on Warner Music Group.
Outkast are on Sony BMG labels.

Promotion doesn't just mean adverts. How do you think the music journalists, DJs and video music channels that built up the hype for these artists heard about them and got advance copies and press packs?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 02 Jan 2010, 19:34
Khar I figured you'd be all over songs like "B.O.B."

Also: American Top 40 song of the decade is "Yeah" by Usher ft. Lil Jon and Ludacris. Think about that for as long as you want.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Jan 2010, 22:49
Down III and Alice Cooper's latest album both got into the 20s, so are they top 40? It isn't Alice Cooper's best, but he rocks a top hat better than T-Pain and it isn't bad like Dragontown. Down III is probably their best album, so does that mean I like top 40 music?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Jan 2010, 02:47
Top 40 is more of a singles thing, and has different metrics and implications.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: nufan on 03 Jan 2010, 04:28
Promotion doesn't just mean adverts. How do you think the music journalists, DJs and video music channels that built up the hype for these artists heard about them and got advance copies and press packs?

Doesn't every single label do this? If so why is it a problem?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Nodaisho on 03 Jan 2010, 05:35
Top 40 is more of a singles thing, and has different metrics and implications.
Ah, okay. Wikipedia has lied to me, then. So just because Gods of War was in the 20 or higher on charts pretty much everywhere not America, we aren't supposed to talk about it here? Damn.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 03 Jan 2010, 07:39
grizzly bear, fleet foxes, pearl jam, nine inch nails, radiohead, and a bunch of others have had "top 40 albums".

yeah "top 40" for purposes of this thread is referring to singles.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 03 Jan 2010, 11:36
Top 40 is more of a singles thing, and has different metrics and implications.
Ah, okay. Wikipedia has lied to me, then. So just because Gods of War was in the 20 or higher on charts pretty much everywhere not America, we aren't supposed to talk about it here? Damn.
No, go ahead and talk about it
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 03 Jan 2010, 11:49
but he rocks a top hat better than T-Pain

I have a lot of love for Alice Cooper, what with him being Alice Cooper and all, but when he wears a top hat, it's really just about the showmanship, because that's what he does. With T-Pain, I get more of a "Fuck it, I'm wearing a top hat," vibe and that makes me happier.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: beat mouse on 03 Jan 2010, 14:53
Top 40 is a term that describes radio play and music video rotation, not sales.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 03 Jan 2010, 15:40
Not in the UK, top 40 refers to the top 40 selling singles in a particular week.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: beat mouse on 04 Jan 2010, 23:57
From what I have noticed those two lists are usually pretty damned similar. In any case was there really any confusion as to what was being discussed?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Lummer on 05 Jan 2010, 00:12
I am just waiting for that soundbite from Inlander, to get that grind song going.

*ahem*
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Inlander on 05 Jan 2010, 02:51
Oh yeah, right. I'll get on it tomorrow.

Unless I forget again.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Lummer on 05 Jan 2010, 02:59
No worry. It's meant that I've actually had the time to write some decent riffs. Drum programming will probably still be a bitch and a half though.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 05 Jan 2010, 07:50
From what I have noticed those two lists are usually pretty damned similar. In any case was there really any confusion as to what was being discussed?

They can differ a lot here. UK radio is hugely dominated by the BBC, and unlike the US we have national stations. If a song were to be playlisted by Radio 1 and the biggest station Radio 2 it wouldn't need airtime anywhere else to get enough exposure to do well in the singles chart. Conversely, getting banned by the BBC from their stations would mean instant chart death if it was based on radio play, but the controversy surrounding the BBC's banning of Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood probably helped its enormous success. It also means songs can get pushed briefly high by their fans, like the recent Rage number one or Iron Maiden's sole number one hit Bring Your Daughter... To The Slaughter. Plus, you get the oddities lower down the chart, like Malcolm Middleton hitting 31 with We're All Going To Die.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 05 Jan 2010, 14:00
so top 40 thread, what was the best pop single of 2009 in yr opinion? (note: "they all sucked lol" is not an acceptable answer)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 05 Jan 2010, 14:14
day'n'nite remixed by crookers? Pretty damned catchy.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: a pack of wolves on 05 Jan 2010, 14:30
I'm kind of tempted to say Bonkers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci40ae8BlcE&feature=related). Partly because if Dizzee is never going to give us an album like Boy In Da Corner again (which wouldn't even make any sense at this point) then him knocking out chart behemoths is a pretty great consolation prize, but mostly because it really was just a hell of a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Lummer on 05 Jan 2010, 14:31
Bad Romance. Seriously.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Reed on 05 Jan 2010, 14:33
Bad Romance. Seriously.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: nufan on 05 Jan 2010, 15:51
Single Ladies or Bonkers or In For The Kill, the latter simply for birthing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq5GdutCRo8), which is the best song of 2009 by far.

Also, what's the deal with Lady Gaga? Leaving aside her videos, her songs are just terrible. They remind me of women tv quiz show presenter types; all polished and preened and made-up to look sparkly and "beautiful" but utterly dead behind the eyes.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 05 Jan 2010, 16:08
so top 40 thread, what was the best pop single of 2009 in yr opinion? (note: "they all sucked lol" is not an acceptable answer)

i didn't hear too many of them, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvOEzUJRL6c
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 05 Jan 2010, 16:22
so top 40 thread, what was the best pop single of 2009 in yr opinion? (note: "they all sucked lol" is not an acceptable answer)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrx6etMl0w
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: nufan on 05 Jan 2010, 17:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrx6etMl0w

Fuck yessssssssss was gonna post this but didn't know if it was pop enough or not but dear god that song is so good. Saw her at Glastonbury and may be a tiny bit in love.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 05 Jan 2010, 19:02
day'n'nite remixed by crookers? Pretty damned catchy.
I prefer it over the original.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Zingoleb on 05 Jan 2010, 23:43
I finally saw that Bad Romance video and part of it freaked me out.

Someone (BrittanyMarie?) had a still shot of it in as her avatar and that face creeps me out.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Lummer on 05 Jan 2010, 23:58
That's what I like about it. Parts of Gaga's image is disturbing as fuck. The "Bad Romance" video is a brilliant piece of film, if you ask me. It perfectly complements and expands the already dark, creepy vibe of the song itself.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Nodaisho on 06 Jan 2010, 00:06
In any case was there really any confusion as to what was being discussed?
I was assuming generic bland mass-produced shit that you could probably make with a computer and save a lot of money on writers, performers, and people with any talent beyond lipsynching, but I was hoping I would be wrong and there would be something interesting to discuss.

Does anyone know where I can find old top 40 charts? I really don't listen to the radio, so I have no idea what is and isn't "top 40".
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 Jan 2010, 00:11
I've watched a horror movie where this guy looks in mirrors and sees a different world reflected in the abandoned mall he's working at (anyone care to tell me what this movie is? I forget). Anyways, at one point, it shows as a woman's mouth is pulled open to the point where her jaw is literally ripped off of her head and I just couldn't stop laughing watching it because it was so incredibly fucked up.


But I can't handle weird eyes like hers, they fuck with my head too much.

Nodaisho - have you tried wikipedia? I know they have a list of all the number one hits.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: StaedlerMars on 06 Jan 2010, 02:03
The Skream remix of In For The Kill is infinitely better than the original.

All of La Roux's songs are better remixed.

Bad Romance is a pretty wicked song & video.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 06 Jan 2010, 02:32
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/djgyn/514zZQYuL.jpg)

(http://metalvault.net/wp-content/gallery/darkthrone/16.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: KharBevNor on 06 Jan 2010, 05:32
That just reminded me that this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENacQJituFU) exists.

Thanks Dovey.

Fuck this cover is so good.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: David_Dovey on 06 Jan 2010, 07:42
and that led me to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdETLii7sIY)

What an age we live in
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Nodaisho on 06 Jan 2010, 11:22
I would be interested to hear what happened if Lady Gaga teamed up with Darkthrone. Hopefully it would be better than the Bjork/Carcass team-ups.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 06 Jan 2010, 11:52
I don't really like her videos; I find them kinda boring. The fetishy latex outfits don't really interest me and overall the whole vibe just reminds me of horror/sci fi movies where a character comes back to consciousness in a lab after some unknown event. That isn't necessarily a bad thing, I suppose, but it means nothing when stripped of a threatening narrative. It ends up boiling down to a kink that I don't share, so into the shit I don't care about pile it goes.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Alex C on 06 Jan 2010, 11:57
Also, I had a bunch of friends who were pretty into or at least dabbled in rivet in the '90s and another friend who was big on visual kei and played waaaaaay too much Shadowrun. Vinyl, latex and weird eyeware just means that to me you look like something out of one of my goofier friends' sketchbooks. Again, this isn't necessarily bad, but it's hardly going to faze me.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: The Duke on 06 Jan 2010, 16:00
Autotune is also awesome.

I respectfully disagree!


Alice Cooper...rocks a top hat better than T-Pain

Slash too.


Hey, so I really liked "My Lucky Day" for best song of 2009.

I'm kind of old-fashioned, I guess.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Lummer on 06 Jan 2010, 16:03
Oh yeah, right. I'll get on it tomorrow.

Unless I forget again.

Haaaarryyyyyy!?!??  :angel:
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 06 Jan 2010, 23:35
are there people seriously not answering "party in the u.s.a."
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 07 Jan 2010, 04:11
johnny you cannot like that song when it is not the biggie mashup. i heard it on the radio once and it was the biggest let down when there was no big poppa and you know this! you KNOW THIS.

I would say Poker Face instead of Bad Romance. Also anything Weezy was in that was a hit, it could be the crappiest song otherwise but then he pops up and I love it no matter what.

actually speaking of terrible, i really would like to use this opportunity to say what a complete suckfest video phone is. fuck video phone. the only redeeming quality is that there's a spot where beyonce sounds like level three in mario bros (i think level three, the desert one where the sun swoops at you)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 07 Jan 2010, 04:59
Someone (BrittanyMarie?) had a still shot of it in as her avatar and that face creeps me out.

i had the creepy gaga in the bathtub face, tender had the one where she's singing in the mirror. mine was way more terrifying.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 Jan 2010, 05:58
I think this thread has gone on long enough without mentioning that awesome, awesome Brit'ny Spears track: If You Seek Amy. Seriously, how did that not become a bigger hit and/or an anthem for a generation?
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Johnny C on 07 Jan 2010, 07:34
wasn't as good as "three," also my second answer for single of the year is probably "empire state of mind." song is massive.

johnny you cannot like that song when it is not the biggie mashup. i heard it on the radio once and it was the biggest let down when there was no big poppa and you know this! you KNOW THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg2eqe8Tq0A and also yes i can and i do
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: tricia kidd on 07 Jan 2010, 09:49
I think this thread has gone on long enough without mentioning that awesome, awesome Brit'ny Spears track: If You Seek Amy.

that's a good track but the novelty was somewhat dispelled by my having already heard velocity girl's "if you see kay" a million years ago.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 07 Jan 2010, 11:52
I think I like both those songs better when not mixed together on that one. When it's the Miley part it just feels really uncomfortable
(i really do like empire state of mind a lot though)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Zingoleb on 08 Jan 2010, 15:47
Someone (BrittanyMarie?) had a still shot of it in as her avatar and that face creeps me out.

i had the creepy gaga in the bathtub face, tender had the one where she's singing in the mirror. mine was way more terrifying.

That one. Yes. God damned.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Jan 2010, 17:20
Another good single (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsh3J5lJ6g)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Scarychips on 12 Jan 2010, 18:01
The Kenny:
Another good single (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsh3J5lJ6g)

Even Better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zd0RZusvJk)

Even Worse (http://)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Jan 2010, 18:09
So there is nothing worse than that? yay
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Jan 2010, 18:13
Also I like Regina Spektor but Soap and Skin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJqdISO9Bk) beat her imo
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Scarychips on 12 Jan 2010, 18:20
Oh hey, I like that Soap and Skin song, but the cuteness surrounding Regina Spektor's music attracts me much more.
Thanks for the link though, I'll check out more of her stuff another time.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Jan 2010, 18:26
Check the mediafire threaddddd

Also look for Coeur de Pirate
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Jan 2010, 18:27
That is if you haven't already.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Scarychips on 12 Jan 2010, 18:42
I find that pretty weird (in a good way) when people urge me to check her music's out on the Internet while I was fan of her material since she released her album in 2008. I'm really glad that people appreciate her music though. She's incredibly talented (and cute as hell)
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Scarychips on 12 Jan 2010, 18:44
Okay, this makes me sound like those "I was there and liked that first" dudes. Sorry, it was not meant to be taken that way.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Jan 2010, 18:47
Nah I don't mind.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Scarychips on 12 Jan 2010, 19:04
And if you like Coeur de Pirate's frenchness and Patrick Wolf's theatricality(?), listen to that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs0NGd64usM). I should really post that album in the mediafire thread.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: JD on 12 Jan 2010, 19:07
I think we should start a new thread discussing french music.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: De_El on 12 Jan 2010, 22:14
Do it! Talk about edm and yé-yé.
Title: Re: Top 40 Thread!!!!!
Post by: Scarychips on 13 Jan 2010, 20:40
Okay guys, I'll do one tomorrow when I'll have time, with links and all, cause I have to go sleep now.