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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: KharBevNor on 20 Dec 2009, 07:19
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Tommy's voice has no echo.
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If you drop Jens upside down from a height, he will always land on his feet.
Or butter-side down. I forget which is which.
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When Andy goes to kiss someone her eyes roll backwards into her head like a shark.
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Edith eats babies.
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Lunchy farts mustard gas.
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She excuses it by saying "Oopsy, I did an Ypres!" then giggling.
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Young children have been known to need years of counselling after Emilio scowls at them.
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Edith eats babies.
May keeps Eed alive by providing her a steady supply of babies that she personally gives birth to in Eed's giant closet.
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'Pwhodges' is actually J. R. Hartley's cover identity.
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Jimmy is actually a bear in a mansuit.
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Allison can rotate her neck a full 360 degrees.
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Eric is made of Plasticine and feathers.
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Andy is actually a man.
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Tyler bangs fat chicks.
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Sam was born in the year 1917, grew to the age of 14, then froze in a glacier until the early naughties when he defrosted.
He is descended from Ghengis Khan.
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Khar is a the most human forumietes here. He hides behind hatred and goth because he's scared that we might not love him.
Khar, we love you.
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scarred was born out of an intercourse between a rainbow and some weird guy who was waayyy too much stoned.
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Dovey has only got one ball.
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Joe Hocking played Stormtrooper TK-421 in the original Star Wars film
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Linds wears this dress (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/0831.jpg) on a regular basis.
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The P in PTommyDski stands for Peerless.
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Eh, I always thought it stood for Pizzaman.
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It actually stands for Plaid sucks, don't wear it.
"Tommy Plaid sucks, don't wear it-Dski"
Rolls right of the tongue
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Maiada can help you get rock-hard abs. Follow this link (http://tinyurl.com/ltxn2f) to find out how xoxo
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Amazing how completely a little clown makeup hides her identity.
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Allison can rotate her neck a full 360 degrees.
Evolutionary scientists posit that this is adaptation came about as an abortive attempt to help her to lick her own elbow.
It is believed to be vestigial.
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Pilsner is actually a pale ale.
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scarred was born out of an intercourse between a rainbow and some weird guy who was waayyy too much stoned.
this explains way too much
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tommy is actually wearing plaid right now.
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i bet he is so ashamed
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Pilsner is actually a pale ale.
When pilsner went on holiday to Germany it was such a debauched occasion that it resulted in Germany passing a whole new suite of "purity laws".
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such as (http://store.americanapparel.ca/magicwand.html)
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Clicking American Apparel link called "magic wand" against my better judgement.
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James owns four.
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Tommy secretly considers Dov Charney his best friend.
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Joe Hocking was actually crafted from dense metals by the elder gods, working their anvils near the intense heat of Earth's core. When it is time for this world to be dissolved and reborn anew, cleansed of the scum of the human race, he will signal their rise from beneath the planet's crust, at which point their black mission will commence and his purpose will have once again been fulfilled.
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Lunchy is actually holographic projections emanating from every computer on earth that is linked to the Internet. Her consciousness is streamed to her from somewhere near San Francisco.
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Johnny isn't actually Canadian. He does not really enjoy good maple syrup.
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KharBevNor was born backwards. I don't mean that he came out backwards, I mean that the process happened backwards and he was somehow born anyways.
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Jens is scientifically incapable of several emotions, including "perplexed," "bemused," and "sad."
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KharBevNor was born backwards. I don't mean that he came out backwards, I mean that the process happened backwards and he was somehow born anyways.
They put a baby in and a penis came out?
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Sean is actually a genetically modified human, geared towards a parasitic mode of reproduction. He lays eggs in your skull. We haven't come up with a word for what they hatch into.
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Joseph was twelve when an Illuminati hit squad came for his parents. He was thirteen when he realized that he had killed every single one of them with his mind.
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Christophe is the Devil, I mean he is literally the fucking goddamn Devil. He is actually Satan, walking among us.
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Joe Hocking was actually crafted from dense metals by the elder gods, working their anvils near the intense heat of Earth's core. When it is time for this world to be dissolved and reborn anew, cleansed of the scum of the human race, he will signal their rise from beneath the planet's crust, at which point their black mission will commence and his purpose will have once again been fulfilled.
(http://www.bodymod.org/smilies/cthulhu.gif)
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Sam was actually a totally different person until a massive tumour grew out from inside him and took over his body, even his brain. Now what we know as Sam is just a walking tumour. His facial hair is made up of smaller, darker sub-tumours.
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We get it Johnny you win the thread already
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When you say "Kick The Bath Prof" into a mirror in a dark room three times and spin around while doing so, he appears behind you and shoots Abe Lincoln in the back of the head, execution-style.
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Lunchy is actually holographic projections emanating from every computer on earth that is linked to the Internet. Her consciousness is streamed to her from somewhere near San Francisco.
What's that from? I think I've heard it before, but I can't remember where.
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Dollface is the result of the Finnish Government testing mind control drugs on infants.
It went horribly wrong.
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We're onto page two and nobody has done one for me yet.
You all fail.
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Liz is a whiner
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the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.
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Liz is not a whiner at all.
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One of these statements is false.
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KickThatBathProf is good with paradoxes
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If you stare directly into Liz's eyes, she will charge you. Also she has tusks
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Jace's teeth are inside-out.
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When it is time for this world to be dissolved and reborn anew, cleansed of the scum of the human race, he will signal their rise from beneath the planet's crust, at which point their black mission will commence and his purpose will have once again been fulfilled.
Can I tell them just to cleanse certain people, not everybody?
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We're onto page two and nobody has done one for me yet.
You all fail.
welcome to old border irrevelance, babyface.
You'll like it.
It's warm here.
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There's no fucking pie though.
I hate that fucking joke.
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Doesn't the joke involve cookies usually?
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Kiff habitually fucks anthills.
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Doesn't the joke involve cookies usually?
fairly sure it's punch and pie, cockface.
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Katie's parents are reformed South Seas Pirates. There is a galleon sitting in Katie's uncomfortably small garage. Every Christmas Katie receives eight doubloons and a dirt-freckled, shanghai'd teen cabin boy to put to service in whatever way she sees fit.
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Under the pen name "Phil Farrand," Kieffer writes episode guides to Star Trek that focus on trivial errors.
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darryl still collects beanie babies.
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whoah that ain't right
That boy ain't right.
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Tania has to be hit by fast-moving objects in order to achieve arousal.
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It's more straightforward to just say she's into S&M.
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john is a never-nude.
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Jodie is a celebrated hero in her hometown as she has, on more than one occasion, used her ant-like strength to rescue children and/or kangaroos from a variety of hazards such as cars, fallen trees, and WW2.
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John Thompson has an exoskeleton
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Forums user Thomas Edison shocked an elephant with a Tesla coil for fun and profit.
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John Cameron once stalked actress Marisa Tomei for months, finally confronting her outside of her house to ask for Mickey Rourke's number.
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Tommy once employed someone to shoot physical representations of punctuation marks he hates, laughing and clapping gleefully as they were destroyed.
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Kris exists only in two dimensions, like Paper Mario
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welcome to old border irrevelance, babyface.
at least you have an urban dictionary page (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=makeout%20hobo)
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Reed wore a band-aid on his face, Nelly-style, all throughout highschool.
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welcome to old border irrevelance, babyface.
at least you have an urban dictionary page (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=makeout%20hobo)
Woah holy shit I am way cooler than I thought I was.
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Oli is actually Jesus. And Andrew WK. Simultaneously.
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Ally's hands can melt through flesh, like Mola Ram from Temple of Doom.
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And John eats the hearts Ally pulls out of unsuspecting victims.
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Reed wore a band-aid on his face, Nelly-style, all throughout highschool.
Mostly to hide his acne. Plus, it makes a rad fashion accessory.
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Hannah likes to joke about how she is a cyborg. She's actually laughing to hide the sadness; she will never belong in the human world, yet the machines will never accept her.
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Jimmy is a Octopus.
an octopus that plays some bitchin' metal
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Zombiedude is a zombie, dude.
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Patrick's mother was a goat.
Patrick's father was a desperate, desperate man.
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MY MOTHER WAS A WITCH
SHE WAS BURNED ALIVE
THANKLESS LITTLE BITCH
FOR THE TEARS I CRIED
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Khar's teeth just come right out.
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Liz is not a whiner at all.
lol
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Khar's teeth come right out because they are made of diamond grit clad Stellite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellite) and each fit into individual miniature Morse taper fittings epoxied into his bones. they are interchangeable for various kinds of machine tools allowing him to use his jaw as a drill press, milling machine, or death ray.
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Every full moon Zombiedude ritualistically buries a potato in the woods.
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Tommy's secretly got his clan tartan tattooed over the entirety of his chest, back, and buttocks.
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Few people know this, but, due to a birth defect, Khar secretes ambergris anytime he becomes angered
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Andy is Princess Diana's older sister, and drove the car that killed her, jealous of her younger sister's place in society.
Andy wears a lot of make up.
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Forums user Thomas Edison shocked an elephant with a Tesla coil for fun and profit.
Johnny C hates me so much he refuses to remember my real name, even though I'm on his facebook and we share the same surname.
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But I did totally shock that elephant, so I guess I understand.
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Dan becomes sexually aroused by eating PVA glue.
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Andy is Princess Diana's older sister, and drove the car that killed her, jealous of her younger sister's place in society.
That explains the Fiat Uno
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Michael has been known to enjoy music, if you can call it that, where people... well...
scream!
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Lunchy is actually a serial killer who seduces and kills dudes with beards, then scalps their beards and wears them for a while. This practice never quite fills the void of her deap-seated beard envy, leading her to continue killing.
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tommy owns every season of dawson's creek on dvd and spent years writing fan mail to james van der beek before james finally filed a restraining order against him.
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The name Scary Spice comes from when Tommy was part of the group. They replaced him with a black woman to show that you didn't need to be white to enjoy Girl Power. He went on and formed N*Sync.
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johnny c's hair is a toupee.
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Johnny shot a man in Reno once. Or was it Sean?
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Oh come now, everyone's shot someone or been shot in Reno. It's so over done that kids do it to be these days to be ironic.
On another note, yelley is part spider, which explains here fascination with knitting. Her bangs hide the extra eyes well.
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Blue Kittys bathroom is decorated with vintage SS recruiting posters.
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Khar served as a model for one of the side characters in Bondage Fairies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bondage_Fairies).
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Everybody on this forum has shot someone and been shot by someone in Reno. If it hasn't happened yet, it will.
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I feel left out now. Quick! Someone shoot me in Reno so I can fit in!
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Hey Chips, wanna come with me to Nevada? Fun times will be had.
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Scarychips has a harem of women who are each on a different week of the month for their cycle. He enjoys the red carpet.
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Jace thought Star Wars was a historical documentary
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Tania often uses the phrase "those people" to refer to people of another race.
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Linds once blew a man in Reno, just to watch him cum
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Dan is one of those people.
You know?
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I've never even been to reno.
I did once stab a man in Amarillo just to test my knife.
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Jace was once booked on charges of Decent Exposure, that is, basically indecent exposure but with electrical tape arrows pointed to his junk and the words "HELLO LADIES" drawn on his chest.
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except it looked like !hello ladies? because of my tattoos.
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Danosaur has a crippling phobia of stairs. Which is very difficult because apparently every house not in Australia ever has stairs.
My house has stairs!
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Jace eats steel chain and shits thunder.
Christophe likes to watch fast and the furious every sunday.
David_Dovey's real name is David mitchell.
Blue Kitty is actually 256 pound wombat that wears suit made out of human skin which he calls "mother suit".
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Linds once blew a man in Reno, just to watch him cum
It was your dad.
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Linds is the other woman
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Dovey even did fail the penile tissue test.
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Tommy is the other woman also
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Andy is Dov Charney.
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No! I'm Dov Charney!
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I'm Dov Charney and so's my wife.
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Dov Charney shot himself in Reno, but blood splashed on other people shooting people in Reno, transforming them into Dov Charney.
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All this talk of blood and shooting is giving James a boner.
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All this talk of Mr Charney is giving Andy a boner.
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Tommy doesn't get turned on by American Apparel ads anymore. Too soft for him.
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Allison dines on the hearts of orphan children.
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...that Patrick harvests for her.
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I'm married to Tommy.
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the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.
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Kieffer is a carnie in disguise.
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I would like to make a correction by saying that they are not orphans. It's much more satisfying to see the looks on the parents' faces.
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Patrick has a daily ritual of exfoliation, using beauty products which utilize my semen as the base.
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Christophe has a third nostril which he keeps plugged with modeling clay so as not to give it away.
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Zingoleb secretes a waxy substance which has wide-ranging commercial applications.
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My secretions include, but are not limited to making modeling clay used to plug up third nostrils.
it's true.
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After a brief stint wearing the Minnie Mouse costume at Disney theme parks, Andy found the porn industry to be more enjoyable. On occassion she takes out the old costume, modified for easy access, and wears it when she wants to feel dirty.
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Liz's acting debut was as Spencer in Thunder in Paradise, but the studio demanded a bigger name be brought in at the last minute, the character's gender was reversed and the entire movie was re-filmed with Hulk Hogan in her role.
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Johnny was borne of spite.
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Everyone here is actually a genuine and kind person. They all work at local soup kitchens and tutor less-fortunate children, when they are not busy saving the world.
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Jordan dyes his chest hair unnatural colours to "spice things up" in the bedroom.
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Allison just wants to give hugs to everyone
Because that's how she lays her spores on you
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Ozymandias owns the largest collection of Spice Girls memorabilia in the world. This includes those unauthorized dolls from Thailand.
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He also makes them have "adventures" with those Ninja Turtle Action Figures that he used to share with BK.
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Jimor has a real doll fetish.
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Liz has feet as big as surfboards
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All being pulled by a boat, laughing gleefully at the sight of her own wake.
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Johnny C is raving queer-o-sexual.
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Khar hosts a local soft rock radio show every Friday at 1am.
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Liz's acting debut was as Spencer in Thunder in Paradise, but the studio demanded a bigger name be brought in at the last minute, the character's gender was reversed and the entire movie was re-filmed with Hulk Hogan in her role.
<3
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Dollface has a Master's in botany
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Real Dolls have a zombiedude fetish.
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If you say Liz's name in reverse near her, it does nothing.
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Dovey has covered wars, you know?
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Scary Chips scars hips by the dead whore.
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khar uses flashlight as fleshlight and vice versa.
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Khar is an avid collector of Cabbage Patch Kids.
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All Blue Kitty wants for Christmas is two front teeth.
ANY two front teeth.
He is not picky.
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Dollface was once arrested breaking into a school at night covered from head to toe in goose fat.
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Khar hosts a local soft rock radio show every Friday at 1am.
He also teaches Sunday school at the evangelical Christian Church a block from his house
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Wasn't he suppose to perform as Joseph for the Nativity Scene this year too?
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Cernunnos was once shot by a man who had mistaken him for a walrus in the dark of an alleyway.
Thankfully the bullet ricocheted off his rubbery hide.
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Goo goo ga joob, motherfuckers
(or is it coo coo catchoo or something?)
Also, you may be wondering why a man would be hunting walruses in a back alley. Turns out Dollface has a psychological condition whose sole symptom is making it difficult for him to differentiate between dark alleyways and beaches crowded with aquatic mammals basking. He's been hunting the very dangerous and rare Scandinavian house walrus since one mauled his father when he was a child.
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NONE OF US WILL EVER DIE
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happy holidays
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That's because we're all actually zombies. Every person gets infected with their first post. The only one who has succeeded in resisting conversion is Jon (0bsessions) because he is just so damn prepared.
We'll get you, Jon, just you wait.
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this is jon (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyPrepared)
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Jhocking lives in TVTropeland, not Chicago. He randomly comes out to invite people to his homeland in the form of internet links.
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NONE OF US WILL EVER DIE
Whoo!
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That's because we're all actually zombies.
Aw...
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So who's participating in the LivingWalk next Wednesday?
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Jeph doesn't actually draw QC with a Wacom tablet or anything fancy like that. He uses his dick.
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and Christophe is his canvas.
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what can I say, I'm a sucker for the artistic types
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jhocking was there.
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fuck you joseph hocking, I spent five minutes on tvtropes before I realized what had happened.
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Khar is a midfielder for Glasgow Celtic FC, and was cited in an interview as encouraging children to "Stay in school, eat [their] vegetables and support religions that fall under Judeo-Christian traditions".
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Christophe cut out one of his eyes so that he could wear an eyepatch to look like his hero Nick Fury. When someone told him that he could have just worn an eyepatch without mutilating himself he attacked them with a pair of scissors. He will later say that that is what Nick Fury would have done (but it isn't).
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Jimmy the Squid is not really a squid. He's a cuttlefish who was raised a squid in a squid family.
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Scarychips is a potato that gained sentience. How he is able to use a computer is a mystery.
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Jace fucked a guy.
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/thread
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Ibby is not sure if she should be sad or relieved that she has not been mentioned at all here.
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Ibby not only loves her horses, she loves her horses.
(I retract my /thread)
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Love as in she was the reason Equus was written.
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Love as in she wrote Equus under an alias.
FYP?
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-Slick invented 6 out of the top 10 best selling board games of all time. However, the company is actually a cover for the secret funding of research into new laminate technologies that will allow him to turn every person in the world into a chrome dome, permanently.
-Stephen Kind didn't actually split his tongue, he was born that way. This is because he is actually half dragon, the Geek Life tattoo on his chest is actually a birthmark and the cold, gray morning when he was born was marked by the passage of a twin-tailed comet crossing the sky. His birth was the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy 10,000 years old that says he will one day lead the geeks of the world to unite under their own banner and form a new nation.
-Joe Hocking didn't write the prophecy.
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Johnny C is filmed in front of a live studio audience
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Who are forced to laugh at gunpoint.
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Which isn't all that difficult when his guest stars talk about his penis, really.
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Patrick is a hoax by the Albanian government.
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Dan's glass eye also functions as an explosive, like Charles Dance in that one Arnie movie.
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Every member of this forum is actually another branch of my very own subconcious. I am you just as much as you are me.
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I am you as you are me as you are he as Dollface is the walrus.
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Zingoleb did acid with The Beatles.
He also did The Beatles.
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Only the dead ones.
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Then he disposed of their bodies in barrels of acid.
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The ocelot Inlander uses as his avatar? The stepmother that helped him work through the anguish of losing his real mother
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Also she taught me jungle stealth.
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When Johnny C said he'd kill you last, he lied.
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Thomas Edison really is THE Thomas Edison. Hide your elephants.
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Tommy gets scared trying to walk up stairs and he has a heart made of chicken.
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You know me, I never help out when I can lie around.
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Joe never went to college.
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The girl the forums that you jerked off for?
Not a girl.
That was Jeph.
And he was recording the whole thing.
He said if he hears "oh god I wanna piss on your tits, your look just like Faye" just one more time, he's deleting these entire forums.
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"oh god I wanna piss on your tits, your look just like Faye"
I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
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David_Dovey only eats cheese and used socks.
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and roadkill. Don't forget roadkill.
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Jussi was once sexually assaulted by a duck live on national television.
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Related fact:
Liz is a duck, and has appeared on the game show who wants to be molested by domesticated waterfowl?. It was nowhere near as successful as it's predecessor and was canceled after the second episode aired.
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Patrick looks damn sexy in nothing but thermals.
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the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.
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Ibby is not sure if she should be sad or relieved that she has not been mentioned at all here.
Jordan actually saw the thread, pressed ctrl+F, searched for any of his names, and realized he's been here for 5 years as of two days ago and no one cares about him.
Then complained to Allison until she made a fact about him.
(Ibby actually rides unicorns but photoshops the horns and glitter and rainbow farts out of her picture to keep up the illusion that she lives on Earth.)
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Ibby is failing miserably at the whole disconcerting 'facts' thing, and cannot write anything that isn't either saccharine-sweet or terribly bitchy.
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the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.
Still can't get him to verify it, though, so until he does, he is both damn sexy and not damn sexy
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Putting my bets on sexy though
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Uhm.
Jordan is a pretty cool dude?
Jace eats babies?
Joe is not human. Remember Jane from Speaker for the Dead? That character was based on him.
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BrilliantEraser killed bambi's mother.
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Dollface has an actual dolls face fused to his own thanks to that one unfortunate night at the doll factory. That also seems to be only thing his opponent can comment on during their mayoral debates, as such dollface's victory is all but assured
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I thought
terribly bitchy.
was the point
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Khar's proctologist once put a picture of him up online with the name hello.jpg
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Zingoleb once worked at a Strip Bar
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I thought
terribly bitchy.
was the point
But that would just be mean! :oops:
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Still can't get him to verify it, though, so until he does, he is both damn sexy and not damn sexy
Patrick is the reason for the famed Schrodinger's boner phenomenon in quantum theory.
(that's not too creepy, is it? I'm bad at judging)
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Nodaisho is an elven bard from the land of underdark.
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Still can't get him to verify it, though, so until he does, he is both damn sexy and not damn sexy
Patrick is the reason for the famed Schrodinger's boner phenomenon in quantum theory.
(that's not too creepy, is it? I'm bad at judging)
He's not sure if he's hard or not but we all know he ain't getting laid tonight.
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No, that's the Heisenberg uncertainty libido.
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Was never particularly good at the sexier science
Nodaisho, on the other hand, can't get aroused unless you whisper scientific formulae in his ear
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You promised not to tell.
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Dollface is dead. Long live Dollface!
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Zingelob is actually the band U2
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Jace is the demon spawn of Bob Geldof and Kim Jung Il.
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Lummer doesn't know the words to any metal songs unless they are on rock band.
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this thread not unexpectedly turned into a this guy (http://images.google.com/images?q=chuck%20norris&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi) joke only substituting usernames for his.
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This thread > he who must not be named
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Everyone except me is stupid. FACT.
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Raary Sick (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=9965) is actually jefferson-david (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=6657) in disguise!
I bet they had you all fooled.
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What led you to pick those two profiles?
Was it Jesus? I keep telling you, that voice is not Jesus.
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Zingoleb just had a chuck norris surgery
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Is that filter still up because I hope that filter is still up
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The first rule of Ptommydski is that you do not talk about Ptommydski.
The second rule is much the same except with emphasis put on the words "do", "not", and "talk".
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Uhm.
Jordan is a pretty cool dude?
Well that wasn't very nice.
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Linds is the reason people get shot in Reno.
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I knew it
Liz is secretly Wilford Brimley
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You are all cousins.
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Lummer gave everyone, even his loved ones, a differently patterned, embroidered Snuggie for Christmas. Everyone is worried but not sure how to approach him about it.
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snuggies are one of those things that I have heard lots of people giving as 'joke' presents but no one ever complains about having one.
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You must not work retail. My sister's mentioned a few times that the return rate on those things has been ridiculous.
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Dollface is The Word.
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Lummer is the reason that rocks fall and everyone dies.
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The Tal Shi'ar is watching this Thread
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Khar is actually a unicorn. The most badass unicorn that ever was. He rides rainbows and shit.
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Linds was the inspiration for Wonder Woman.
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(Funny and true story, one of my aunts looks a LOT like Lynda Carter and she caused a minor car accident when she was younger because a guy driving by thought she was Carter.)
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Zombiedude once won the Game
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Khar's body is 70% water and 30% semen.
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You are all cousins.
oh shit
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Linds has nightmares every night about being sexually assaulted by a unicorn, but when she wakes up, she just can't remember.
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You are all cousins.
Giving webcest a whole new meaning.
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loco_banana is not an actual banana, but a Bananoid, an advance scout from the ancient world of Bananatopia to survey our planet as a possible invasion location. Long story short, expect a high amount of potassium concentration in the atmosphere come 2012...
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Bananoid?
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9775/bananaman.gif)
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Jace is really from Japan.
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How is that disconcerting?
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StaedlerMars is racist.
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loco_banana is not an actual banana, but a Bananoid, an advance scout from the ancient world of Bananatopia to survey our planet as a possible invasion location. Long story short, expect a high amount of potassium concentration in the atmosphere come 2012...
I thought these weren't supposed to be real? THANKS FOR BLOWING MY COVER! :cry: They'll fry me like a plantain for getting caught.
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Est voices 85% of the Family Guy cast.
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The other 15% is Mr. Bellybutton, which is Est making a face with his tummy and pretending it can talk.
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The "omg this fact is actually true haw haw haw" stuff in this thread only gets funnier every time it's used.
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The other other 15% are voiced by est's farts.
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How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Obsessions knows, but the bastard hasn't told a single god damn soul.
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9775/bananaman.gif)
if somebody makes this into an avatar for me you will make me so fucking happy you have no idea
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9775/bananaman.gif)
howy shit
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Blue Kitty has no nipples.
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I don't have nipples. :( There's worse defects to have but this one is just weird.
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zingoleb is not very good at posting on internet forums
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Zingoleb doesn't even know he's on a forum!
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jace i love you so much right now
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Zingoleb is the proud mother of a birdman.
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I don't have nipples. :( There's worse defects to have but this one is just weird.
Ok, wtf?
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Jens is actually Jack Frost (this one is probably true)
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(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2007/12/21/atouchoffrost460.jpg) ?
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You're all prostitutes in my harem.
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Ok, wtf?
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It's all smooth, pallid flesh.
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You're all prostitutes in my harem.
I've had worse jobs and the benefits are pretty good too.
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Besides, sex.
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lolbreak
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and let's be honest with ourselves, who doesn't like getting beat up by a pimp now and then
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I am quite proud of that one. Can I get a prize?
The page break, that is. Not the getting beat up by a pimp.
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I'll make you a ribbon and ship it with the Potter Musical.
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Yessssssssss you are my favorite.
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and let's be honest with ourselves, who doesn't like getting beat up by a pimp now and then
sig'd the hell out of this.
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The only thing worse than getting beat up by a pimp?
Getting beat up by a little pimp.
(http://i826.photobucket.com/albums/zz186/JimorB/pimp.jpg)
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Liz steals squirrels' nuts and sells them at the crossroads. She gives her customers a free pamphlet about the end days with their purchase, and laughs at inappropriate moments.
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Man how do you know what I did last night? That's just creepy, bro.
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if you look at syrupykeyboard eyes you will see what is meaning of donkey punch.
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Jussi has detatched retinas. This is related to his last post.
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Bitches, I won't beat you up. I am a benevolent pimptress.
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and let's be honest with ourselves, who doesn't like getting beat up by a pimp now and then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xepy6dopZIw
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Johnny C is credited with laying the foundation for southern hip hop and is considered a classic by many hip hop aficionados.
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Khar rocks the fuck out to elevator music when no one else is looking.
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Johnny C is Ryan Adams.
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Khar rocks the fuck out to elevator music when no one else is looking.
i fucking knew it
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Johnny C is Ryan Adams.
the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.
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The "omg this fact is actually true haw haw haw" stuff in this thread only gets funnier every time it's used.
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Khar rocks the fuck out to elevator music when no one else is looking.
This... this isn't what most people do normally?
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After losing an arm to a Malaysian hooker, a story for another time, jhocking decided he wanted to replace it with a robotic arm. Unfortunately he only has the standard robot claw, though it does mix a mean cocktail.
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Blue Kitty masturbates to fan-fiction about Blindfold and Cyclops getting their freak on, while Destiny writes down what's happening.
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Paul is actually Odin.
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MrBlu is the mastermind behind that Eiffel 65 song.
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Scarychips eats whole cans of Pringles while sitting in front of a mirror, pausing to make a little duck bill out of every 2 chips. He has a fit when there are an odd number of chips in the can.
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Paul is not only Odin, he is Zeus, Jehovah , Allah, Vishnu, etc. If there's a creator/destroyer in your religion, its all him.
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but but but...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Georg_von_Rosen_-_Oden_som_vandringsman%2C_1886_%28Odin%2C_the_Wanderer%29.jpg)
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Jho is actually Josh Homme
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Keiffer was never the Makeout Hobo. The whole business was a ruse. The van was a lie. It was a desperate attempt at resume fluffing for a “Fornication Homeowner” position posted on Craigslist Jobs. His goal has always been an emphasis on strings attached. He listed his supposed exploits under relevant experience, and used us as a reference.
He later added "Fellatio European-Backpacking-Tourist" and "Cunnilingus Hostel-Dweller" to show that he has held positions with increasing levels of responsibility. He said he took “Philosophy of Kisses” at his local community college and put it under relevant coursework. He also included a 12 month internship at Planned Parenthood in Oakland, although I believe this to be true. It is a good place to meet ladies.
The college he teaches snuggles at offers many of their degrees through email. M.D.s are exchanged for quality digital photographs that clearly yet artfully depict the applicant’s nether regions, and 1000 pages of slashfic analysis qualifies the applicant for a J.D. Only 3% of their graduates pass the bar, although 69% go on to be successful urologists. This figure they display proudly in their brochures.
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I spy a DuchesS!!!! :-o
12 month internship at Planned Parenthood in Oakland
a good place to meet ladies.
lol
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but but but...
Shh, Paul takes many forms. After all, how many names does Odin alone have?
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Mr Odwin likes clean sheets; I like clean sheets...
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And if you look right above me, ladies, gentleman and Dollface, you'll see Woden.
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I saw Woden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woden_Town_Centre) plenty of times when I was growing up. It's a bit of a shithole.
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Blue Kitty masturbates to fan-fiction about Blindfold and Cyclops getting their freak on, while Destiny writes down what's happening.
Is it sad I know all those characters?
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Zingoleb is the secret lovechild of Zintiel and Sister Mona Theist
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Kugai can fart all the names of turtles.
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I hope you meant ninja turtles.
The Mona Lisa is actually Leonardo Da Vinci's depiction of Dollface as a woman.
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Blue Kitty masturbates to fan-fiction about Blindfold and Cyclops getting their freak on, while Destiny writes down what's happening.
Is it sad I know all those characters?
Thank you for proving me right, good sir.
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In Soviet Russia, Sam throwed you!
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In Sam Russia, beard throwed you!
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Kugai can fart all the names of turtles.
Dollface once shared a Cell with Paul Reubens
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Holy shit guys, one more "Soviet Russia" style joke and I'm going to have to try really hard not to lock this sucker down. Seriously, that meme was played out before it even started.
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Inlander is Mikhail Gorbachev, and the memories still cut deeply into his wearied soul.
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Contrary to what he tells people, Sam actually lives on the bayou in Louisiana, where he practices ancient houngan magic. He's not ashamed of the life he lives, he just doesn't think people will understand.
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Inlander and Naked Snake have been sexual partners for quite some time.
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Inlander and Naked Snake have been sexual partners for quite some time.
Well played.
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Jens walks around in a tshirt all winter. He does not feel cold. This is very useful since one of his hobbies is free-diving with Greenland sharks in the Arctic Ocean.
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Who is Naked Snake?
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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was originally titled "Paul Hodges' Pro Skater".
True fact.
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Shane had a terrible guitar accident wherein he lost his hands, now he has Hulk Fists for his hands.
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Which he used to break my knee-caps before I had to hitchhike my way down from North Adams.
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Who is Naked Snake?
When confronted with the TRUTH, Inlander resorts to bluffing.
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Because of Jens' Norwegian heritage, his bones are made of tungsten steel and are invulnerable to harm. He will relay this same information to anyone worried for his bones' safety. He is an informative guy like that.
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Bryan is actually three Taiwanese girls. They have a hive-mind which is why no one has noticed any continuity errors in his posts.
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Bryan's* game playing habits mean his* real fingers were mashed into bloody stumps years ago. The Bryan* we know has wooden fingers, expertly carved to look and act like the real thing though they can never know the soft blush of tender skin, the silk and sway of soft hair, or the last breaths of air as he slowly strangles his latest victim.
*see above post.
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90% of people on this forum actually retain some hope for humanity, and feel slightly naive and silly for it.
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The other 10% have read the Comic Discussion forums.
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90% of people on this forum actually retain some hope for humanity, and feel slightly naive and silly for it.
Except Khar. He doesn't think it's naive and silly at all. In fact, he's confused as to why you'd say that about so many people.
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This forum is actually part of an elaborate research program being conducted by the U.N. to determine who among humanity should be granted safe-haven in the bunkers when the bombs start to fall.
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(if you think you're one of the people who gets saved, think again)
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Roddy has a superhuman sentient moustache that certainly gets around. It is highly recognisable and popular and has been known to be greeted by its ladies whom it hasn't seen in awhile in the pub with pleasant surprise.
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Roddy occasionally curls his moustache into a paisley pattern. It takes him most of the day, but it's worth it.
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Roddy can ride his moustaches.
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Because of Jens' Norwegian heritage, his bones are made of tungsten steel and are invulnerable to harm. He will relay this same information to anyone worried for his bones' safety. He is an informative guy like that.
He often demonstrates this invulnerability by performing balletic twirls in Glaswegian streets.
Wait, the last fifteen posts or so have all been true.
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Shane had a terrible guitar accident wherein he lost his hands, now he has Hulk Fists for his hands.
It's why I have trouble typing on my iPod touch.
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Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.
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Christophe is the Devil, I mean he is literally the fucking goddamn Devil. He is actually Satan, walking among us.
WEBCEST
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/21o3t6r.jpg)
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Christophe is the Devil, I mean he is literally the fucking goddamn Devil. He is actually Satan, walking among us.
WEBCEST
oh geez umm i could not have been the father
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Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.
Dang that is not a very nice thing to call Tommy!
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guys guys guys there is this really great place where we can all settle this in a clean-like fashion
it is called "The Jerry Springer Show"
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Christophe is Jerry Springer.
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Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.
Dang that is not a very nice thing to call Tommy!
It's not Tommy, it's that damn vampire that she's been after.
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Christophe is The Jerry Springer Show.
FYP
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Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.
you are treading all over my lines, motherfucker
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Mai is pregnant with the spawn of satan.
Dang that is not a very nice thing to call Tommy!
It's not Tommy, it's that damn vampire that she's been after.
i WISH!!!
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You know once you hook up with that vampire, unicorns will stop coming around and eventually shun you. Can't have both...
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I'm 90% certain that the vampire's lack of genitalia gives you a pass, unicorn-wise. Unless we are talking Twilight vampires here. My vampire expertise does not extend to Twilight vampires.
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What? Who said vampires don't have genitals?
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Science.
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I'm 90% certain that the vampire's lack of genitalia gives you a pass, unicorn-wise. Unless we are talking Twilight vampires here. My vampire expertise does not extend to Twilight vampires.
I dunno man, I'm not sure I'd go after a vampire's ex, and I'm pretty sure I'm less picky than unicorns.
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(http://www.weirdspace.dk/WildStormABC/Graphics/WilhelminaMurray.jpg)
Mina Murray is rather quite distraught.
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but science says vampires aren't real, so what do they know bout vampires?
They don't have genitals because they're not real. You can imagine them to have genitals, but these are not real ones, so they can't have them. QVODERATDEMONSTRANDVMSVCCER
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Did you just br00talize QED?
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Ballard knows exactly what a vampires genitals look like, if by 'vampire' we mean a 17 stone goth chick with mental health problems who insists on being called 'Countesse Aztrolethe'.
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Khar, you hit the nail uncomfortably on the head.
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Ballard on the other hand hits nails uncomfortably into his own scrotum to punish himself for his wickedness. At some point in the future this
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_IA5nokOFh84/SngIcD7eQ_I/AAAAAAAADgU/2VaeuFvOIAI/Albert%20Fish%20x-ray.jpg)
Will be a key piece of evidence at the trial of the 'backwards blowjob' killer.
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Chris quotes Chuggo lyrics all the time because Chuggo is actually his younger brother and he feels kind of bad for him.
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AAAAAH C'MON, SUPPORT A GUY
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most of you won't complete your college education by age 28, thus impacting your life earnings.
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johnny5 is the result of an experiment involving a cheese grater, a flute that can summon tornadoes, and a mask with evil powers.
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Shane smokes
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... Cock.
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i would sleep with roddy
who will back me on this?
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you mean join in?
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Sox likes finer things in life.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uwNIc5nOL.jpg)
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Dollface was the session Mellotron player on the above record.
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i would sleep with roddy
who will back me on this?
no but i'll bottom you
a hurf durf
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Who wouldn't have sex with Roddy?
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Linds wouldn't.. Oh wait.
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dovey i feel like yr gonna be really sad the day i call in that favor
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Dovey promised Sean sexual favors which therefore means he is a Gay.
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Nah, he's just seanosexual.
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homoseanual
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I think what sean was trying to say was that he isn't very good in bed?
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Nah, he's just implying that his erect penis is so gigantic that no anus can comfortably accomodate it. Hope you like it rough.
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homoseanual
Nah, he's just seanosexual.
somebody please make one of these dovey's permanent phrase right below his name.
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(it's me)
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There's a reason Harry knows his big-dick anal sex physics.
It's because he has a large penis.
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Hope you like it rough.
do me do me do me first.
Also Patrick once yelled so hard it killed two and half cats.
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(The half was Schrödinger's.)
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Dollface:
"You have forgotten the face of your father." :x
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Dollface:
"You have forgotten the face of your father." :x
thats cause my father is dead.
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Well that is disconcerting.
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Hey mine too! o/
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Fact: Dollface and calenlass have the same dad.
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had. Keep up.
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He's still alive... in your hearts.
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Mine is dead too.
Also; everyone here has three nipples? Or something. My wit has utterly abandoned me.
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Katie's really is a small furry critter with a foot long penis, that avatar ain't no caricature.
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there's a drug addict in the first episode of the wire that looks like sean
oh fuck he totally does
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If Reed ever says he is "going fishting" this is not a typo. In fact he has a sexual predilection for sticking his entire fist into fishes' cloacae.
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Jens is not actually a Nordic Viking. Despite his best efforts otherwise, Jens can no longer deny his true identity. That of the rare Nordic Rastafarian.
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/599/rastajens.jpg) (http://img651.imageshack.us/i/rastajens.jpg/)