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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: aflowerchild on 29 Dec 2009, 10:11
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My senior year is upon me and I need some ideas for a prank that will live in infamy.
I now plead with the collected brilliant minds in this forum to help me on my quest.
Please.
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Pee on people.
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I went to a rural high school. All school pranks involved either live chickens or taxidermied animals.
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Turn a live animal into a taxidermied animal in front of your classmates.
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Turn a taxidermied animal into a live animal in front of your classmates.
FYP
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Murder someone and get away with it.
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What is your school? I will draw out battle plans with you, muahahaha.
Also, how extreme can this prank be? Do you have bail money?
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get a very large length of string and wire it in between every single thing you can find in the hall ways.
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Poo on the dashboard.
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Burn it down
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Please note the following may not actually that safe. But what good prank is?
Freeze cans of shaving foam. Carefully cut open the cans and remove the frozen foam cylinder. Keep in a freezer bag and, during your day, deposit them in a rooms as you leave them. They will gradually melt, expand, and leave loads of foam behind.
Works best in small spaces such as cupboards, lockers, cars, and desk drawers.
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sneak in during the night and leave something on every teachers desk. A bottle of cheap bear, a condom and a porn dvd should do.
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Break in at night. Place on each teacher's desk one photo of you looking very naked and very ashamed. Call police.
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Throw a rucksack or something into a large group and shout "Allahu Akbar!"
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Freeze cans of shaving foam. Carefully cut open the cans and remove the frozen foam cylinder. Keep in a freezer bag and, during your day, deposit them in a rooms as you leave them. They will gradually melt, expand, and leave loads of foam behind.
Works best in small spaces such as cupboards, lockers, cars, and desk drawers.
That actually is a great idea. I'd have to test it out.
There is a small contingent of people planning, no bail money, a small school. Only about 875 kids.
In the "city" and as long as we won't get expelled or prosecuted we are willing to go pretty far.
Other good news is that I am friends with the 2nd shift Janitor and he can let us in.
However I want some serious ideas other than murdering or defecating on things or people.
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However I want some serious ideas other than murdering or defecating on things or people.
Why'd you ask us?
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Commit blood-soaked highly ritualistic suicide in the most public place possible whilst screaming "ON YOUR LAST BREATH, YOU WILL ALL BE KNEE DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN."
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I planted a dogwood tree right in front of second base on the school baseball field.
Dogwood is the Virginia state tree.
Tied to the tree was a letter that said Virginia law prohibits the destruction of Dogwoods and that it couldn't be cut down, as it is a protected species in the Commonwealth. Though the dogwood really is the state tree -- I completely made the second part up. Pulled it straight out of my ass. That effing tree stood by second base for a couple of weeks until it was relocated elsewhere on school grounds.
Edit: Grammar.
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Convince all 875 kids to legally change their name to Inigo Montoya. Enjoy the chaos of your graduation ceremony.
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I would sneak onto the campus at night and plant a ridiculous amount of really cheap flowers on whatever you guys have that is like a grassy area/quad. It would be really cool. Also: Pretty!
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God damnit Kieffer, Stop beating me to the punch on everything I hate you.
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the greatest senior prank ive ever heard of, was renting 2 strippers dressed like cops to "arrest" the principle.
the other was letting loose 3 pigs in the shcool marked with the numbers 1 2 and 4.
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I would sneak onto the campus at night and plant a ridiculous amount of really cheap flowers on whatever you guys have that is like a grassy area/quad. It would be really cool. Also: Pretty!
Why not use 7000 forks, instead?
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Uh, because they are less pretty, way more annoying to clean up, and really wasteful and bad.
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If you wanted a bunch of pretty flowers, you could probably, y'know, go to a field where they grow.
It took 5 minutes to clean them up, they were all recycled, and the forks were all going to be used and thrown out anyway.
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Flip the pool!
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If you wanted a bunch of pretty flowers, you could probably, y'know, go to a field where they grow.
It took 5 minutes to clean them up, they were all recycled, and the forks were all going to be used and thrown out anyway.
Transforming something mundane into something beautiful is way more interesting, to me at least. Also they are then forced to uproot a bunch of really pretty flowers, if they want to return to the status quo, which is totally awesome. And I did that fork thing in summer camp when I was 14, only all the forks were stolen from the dining hall, which doubled the awesome because people had to eat salad with spoons.
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I like the fork idea but we don't really have a quad or anything, but the pig idea, 1,2,4 now that sounds cool.
and If you do feel sooo compelled do bring on the murderous ideas.
I thought it would be pretty cool to saran wrap the principles car and other various car shenanigans.
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I can't wait for my senior year. This year, I am being handed down a master key to the school. It's been passed down when the owner graduates for a few years now. It's so much to go into the school after dark when no one is there and just walk around.
I'm pretty mad they installed cameras this year. That will make my prank a bit harder.
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Yes, I forgot to mention we have several cameras at most key entrances, not a total issue but an annoyance.
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We have ours down almost all the hallways but if you are really concerned about being seen, just wear baggy clothes and a ski mask.
Because that doesn't look suspicious.
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Uh, because they are less pretty, way more annoying to clean up, and really wasteful and bad.
They make biodegradable forks girl.
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Uh, because they are less pretty, way more annoying to clean up, and really wasteful and bad.
They make biodegradable forks girl.
You know the cliché, reuse, reduce, recycle? The ordering is significant. The ability to recycle doesn't lessen the importance of reducing usage of energy/materials.
Not that it really applies to this situation, since shit is probably gonna get wasted no matter what, but I feel like this is a fallacious attitude many people hold.
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Well I'm glad we agree. The forks in question could probably help the earth anyway, but whatever.
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man the only thing we did was skip school and get really drunk and a few of us got really high. it was fun because we're partying outside what we thought was an abandoned house out in the country. we'd started a bonfire and set up some chairs and started drinking and grilling (we brought a grill) and playing frisbee and some old lady came out like wtf are you doing, who are you?
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Build a brick wall just inside the main doors. Paint it like a cartoon tunnel.
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Flip the pool!
yes
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It really sucks that my graduating year (highschool) didn't do anything at all. One kid brought in a single rat and he was going to let it loose in the school. His spectacular plan failed when a girl picked it up and took it home with her.
You can buy ladybugs and unleash them in your school. A box of 1000 shouldn't set you back too much. If you want you can coordinate with a couple friends and get like...5 or 6 boxes and plant them all around the school.
I've heard of coating doors and door-handles with maple syrup or shaving cream or vaseline. You could also vase up all the locks on the lockers, although that is time-consuming as hell.
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The likelihood of me doing anything for my senior prank next year are probably nil.
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PS I never realized people in america actually do this sort of shit. I thought it was all in movies and stuff
We usually just went to class and said goodbye to teachers we liked and/or skipped and got high
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Planting seeds/bulbs somewhere so they spell something out, but not until spring is an awesome idea.
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Well I'm glad we agree. The forks in question could probably help the earth anyway, but whatever.
The groundskeeper was pretty happy, it aerated the whole oval for him.
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I wasn't involved in the prank, but my graduation year some seniors put sod over the interim principal's parking spot and extended the bricks from the sidewalk around the sod (without cement) so that it looked like the sidewalk just extended out through his spot to the next spot. It was really really funny.
Also that year a bunch of dumbass freshmen came up with the idea of setting off stink bombs in the halls/stair wells. It was not funny, not cool, and everyone suffered. Do not do anything like that.
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So far I like these: Shaving creme freezed, Pigs Labled 1,2,4, and the fork idea.
The one thing is, we'd like to keep it from needing the janitors to do a lot of work,
they are great guys and have always been helpful and kind.
Some clean up is okay and expected but a shit ton, that would just be uncool.
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Convince all 875 kids to legally change their name to Inigo Montoya. Enjoy the chaos of your graduation ceremony.
Or Spartacus. Or Brian.
I like the idea of planting flower seeds, so that everyone thinks there was no prank, and then next year: flowers. You would need them to be a specific kind of flowers, though. Low enough to the ground that they wouldn't get mowed over, inconspicuous until they bloom, and they would all need to bloom at the same time of year. It would be pretty damn hilarious for there to be an unexplained flower dong on the quad one spring morning.
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Be careful with whom you entrust the seeding to though. You don't want to see a pink and colourful swastika making the local paper's front cover come spring...
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We used to have a somewhat cool thing at our high school where all the seniors did a race around the school.
However, when I graduated the school didn't let our class do it. Because my high school sucked.
They were worried that someone might hurt themselves running around the school. Sign of the times I guess.
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We did the Bra Run and the Boxer Run (we did these twice yearly but whatever).
Go to the top floor of the school, run through the whole place without your top/pants on. It's quite a bit of fun.
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Defecate in every single cupboard and then write to complain at the low quality of the en-suite toilets.
Or plant flowers somewhere inside.
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Fill the faculty coffee cups with potting soil and plant flowers inside.
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Be a gardener
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Start a lawn care company and employ a gardener.
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Create a lot of hype for your prank, put up flyers, be obnoxious about it.
Then do nothing on the prank day.
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Do people really do this stuff? I also thought it was just in the films. Although I guess that in my first year at secondary school the sixth formers who were leaving did some pretty nasty stuff; live mice in exhaust pipes and also let loose in the classrooms, running round in balaclavas spraying people with urine from a water pistol, throwing egg and flour and people. There was a stampede up the stairs at one point and some people got crushed. The next year the staff told everyone that the last day for sixth formers was Friday, and then on Thursday told them not to come back in the next morning.
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PS I never realized people in america actually do this sort of shit. I thought it was all in movies and stuff
We usually just went to class and said goodbye to teachers we liked and/or skipped and got high
This.
If I actually spend 3 more years in this school (oh God, I really hope not) I may do something stupid. I may do that pig one, because there's always a bunch of livestock walking around the outside.
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We filled our head of 6th form's office with balloons.
We also filled our mate's car with balloons.
We were nice kids.
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You couldn't force me to do 6th form. I'd have done much worse things.
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well we were good kids, on the whole, and apparently we had a lot of balloons between us?
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Uh, because they are less pretty, way more annoying to clean up, and really wasteful and bad.
IT'S A PRANK
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YEAH LETS BE STUPID
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Our senior year, we pulled off the metal lettering on the side of the school and reorganized the lettering from "Orville H. Platt High" to "I love pot high" then took the remaining letters and placed them on the front steps of various teachers that lived in town. Certainly not the most creative message, but it was memorable.
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Aw I guess that happened to my school a few times. They just took a couple Ls so it was "Minor Pubic High School"
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That happened to my school down in Tennessee, "Dickson County High School"
A kid I knew changed it to "Dick on Cunt High School"
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My best friend at the time of my high school graduation stole into the maintenance tunnels of our school and harassed the assorted officeholders of our school from the ceiling of the 3-story high auditorium during the last school assembly. They also hijacked one of the golf carts the school security types used and flipped it over accidentally. Since it was the end of their run nothing was really done to them, although they were doing some pretty dangerous shit.
I remember being in with some disreputable cats who got really upset because they were specifically forbidden to perform senior pranks, due to disciplinary and grade problems. That they did that suggests that the absence of a personal warning is tacit authorization. That's kind of how it is out here - it's a tradition so it's generally not taken terribly seriously as long as the cruelty in the prank doesn't rise above the level of supreme annoyance.
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fill the school pool with either jello mix or the plastic balls from mcdonalds play pens. assuming you have a school pool
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Things the school doesn't have:
A pool
A quad
Sequrity cars
Metal Detectors
A bad principle
If anyone has any good sites that they have come accross that would be really rad.
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Teabag the principal's kid
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At my old high school there was a computer in the classroom I hung out in. Someone was logged into their student account from there. I opened a browser, went to meatspin.com and closed the monitor.
Give it some thought perhaps.
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Meatspin is probably the number one reason I get banned from internet forums.
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One time at a school near me, students let a sheep up the stairs into the building. The funny thing is, you see that sheep can climb up stairs, but they won't go down them. Can't remember how the got them out, possibly with a cherrypicker crane.
A neighbouring school stole the witches hats from the road construction outside their school on the main road/highway, and redirected traffic into their school onto the fields. They had to call in traffic controllers to help get huge trucks off their hockey field.
Once, many years ago at Sydney University, UNSW students went to our famous main quadrangle and burnt U N S W into the grass of our square. Don't do that, it's very destructive and mean.
In our final assembly, some kids taped mobile phones behind the curtains of our auditorium and rang them in the middle of speeches and such. The headmistress got pretty pissed off. Except the stupid girl got caught when she went to retrieve the phone after the assembly! Do this with alarm clocks taped under chairs.
Oh filling rooms with balloons is prettty fun too. All you need is a locked office with one window slightly ajar. Pump helium balloons through the window.
We also had a day where everyone brought their dogs to school. That was really fun.
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I don't know if I can get around the schools firewall, I'm no hacker. However you can get around it if you make it a https://...
hmm I don't know
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I don't know if I can get around the schools firewall, I'm no hacker. However you can get around it if you make it a https://...
That's what I love about highschool computer security systems. The ways to get around them are so simple, you have to wonder if the people working for the company are secretly anti-censorship. At least our college computers have something that you need to know computers decently to get past. And thankfully our teacher doesn't mind us finding ways around it when it is for class purposes, even though it probably falls under an expulsion-worthy act if you do something with it that pisses the faculty off.
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Yeah, thank god I figured out how to get around it.