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Title: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: tania on 08 Jan 2010, 22:34
see jace, all you had to do was beelieve in me.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 08 Jan 2010, 22:35
buzz off
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: tania on 08 Jan 2010, 22:35
that stings :(
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: tania on 08 Jan 2010, 22:36
why did you beetray me
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Jace on 08 Jan 2010, 22:37
beecause isaac is a jerk.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 08 Jan 2010, 22:39
i should have thought beefore i posted
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 08 Jan 2010, 22:39
thoughtlessness beegets anger
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: tania on 08 Jan 2010, 22:39
it's okay, honey, i forgive you
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: pilsner on 08 Jan 2010, 22:40
You kids better beehive or I'm going to beet you yellow and black with a comb.  

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What did I win?
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 08 Jan 2010, 22:42
wow, I was about to use that one.

hive mind!
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 08 Jan 2010, 22:45
It would beehoove you all to put a bit more thought into these puns.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Jace on 08 Jan 2010, 22:49
You're all just a bunch of bumbling idiots.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 08 Jan 2010, 22:50
Quit pollen my leg, Jace.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: tania on 08 Jan 2010, 22:51
to be fair, we've all pretty much been winging it this entire time
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 08 Jan 2010, 22:51
i do have a tendency to wax on, but to call me an idiot is just unbeelievable
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: tania on 08 Jan 2010, 22:53
yeah this is a pretty insectificant thread to get angry about
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: beat mouse on 08 Jan 2010, 22:53
(http://truedorktimes.com/1105/gob.jpg)

BEADS?!
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 08 Jan 2010, 22:55
yeah this is a pretty insectificant thread to get angry about

i agree, there was absolutely no need for the venom in some of these posts
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 08 Jan 2010, 22:56
in fact, some of you were quite waspish
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 08 Jan 2010, 22:56
whoops! WRONG INSECT
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 08 Jan 2010, 22:58
It's ok dude, just try not to beespoil the thread.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 08 Jan 2010, 22:59
thank god jimmy posted there, I was starting to feel like I was droning on and on by myself
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: tania on 08 Jan 2010, 23:04
i was about to say something but i didn't want to hurt your feelers
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: ruyi on 08 Jan 2010, 23:37
Okay sorry this is kinda TMI but my proboscis has been really itchy lately!! I think my last partner wasn't very clean cos it totally reeked of pesticides down there :oops: I'm just a sucker for shiny sepals...anyways my apiologist said I'm going to need surgery but he said it's gonna be up to me to find willing blood donors in case there are complications. Any takers? I just need to know your blood type.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: ruyi on 08 Jan 2010, 23:41
So uhhh gimme your beelood!!! Lol :laugh:
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 08 Jan 2010, 23:47
My blood type is Bee Positive.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: IronOxide on 08 Jan 2010, 23:49
Roo, I think that one was a little beelabored.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Inlander on 09 Jan 2010, 00:05
This whole thread is unbeelievably silly. In fact it's so silly that I think I'm going to turn off my computer altogether and go out. I think I'll try to find a dance-party where I can watch some females waggle their backsides.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: est on 09 Jan 2010, 00:08
IronOxide, you obviously don't know good from bad
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: est on 09 Jan 2010, 00:08
I mean uh, bees.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: est on 09 Jan 2010, 00:09
My avatar means I don't really need to try in this thread.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Something Witty on 09 Jan 2010, 00:10
This thread stings my eyes.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Johnny C on 09 Jan 2010, 00:16
This whole thread is unbeelievably silly. In fact it's so silly that I think I'm going to turn off my computer altogether and go out. I think I'll try to find a dance-party where I can watch some females waggle their backsides.

Their behinds, you mean?
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Inlander on 09 Jan 2010, 00:22
Get your own material, Johnny. Stop trying to Apis me (llifera).
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: tania on 09 Jan 2010, 05:43
ouch, buzz kill
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: michaelicious on 09 Jan 2010, 08:16
This whole thread is unbeelievably silly. In fact it's so silly that I think I'm going to turn off my computer altogether and go out. I think I'll try to find a dance-party where I can watch some females waggle their backsides.

Their behinds, you mean?

Abdomen? I guess that is not really a pun, though.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 09 Jan 2010, 08:44
This whole thread is unbeelievably silly. In fact it's so silly that I think I'm going to turn off my computer altogether and go out. I think I'll try to find a dance-party where I can watch some females waggle their backsides.

Their beehinds, you mean?
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: ZJGent on 09 Jan 2010, 08:59
Oh come now, no quoting, bee original! Beefore this thread starts swarming with clichés!

I apollengise, that pun wasn't exactly fit for a queen was it? Can euglossa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euglossa) over that one for me?
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Kugai on 09 Jan 2010, 09:34
Umbeelieavably funny.


Either that, or I'm waxing lyrical.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: snalin on 09 Jan 2010, 16:03
This kind of wordplay is beeneath me.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: tania on 09 Jan 2010, 16:06
wasp your mouth, that kind of negativity ain't welcome here
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Dliessmgg on 09 Jan 2010, 16:11
wrong banana!
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Dliessmgg on 09 Jan 2010, 16:12
Um, insect. Oobzzz.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: elizaknowswhatshesfor on 18 Jan 2010, 05:58
Beedantic. But I guess you have to be black & yellow about these things.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Kugai on 18 Jan 2010, 13:29
I don't beelieve this Thread

*Goes back to combing the Internet*
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Yayniall on 18 Jan 2010, 16:05
I use shampoo made from infantile bees.
It lavas up nicely.

Which cricketer do bees love?
David Lloyd.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Spluff on 18 Jan 2010, 16:59
who is your favorite musician?
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: elizaknowswhatshesfor on 18 Jan 2010, 17:02
Sting, but I also like the Bee 52's
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 Jan 2010, 17:13
I read the title of this thread as 'give me the best pee buns you got'

Sorry, no pun here.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 18 Jan 2010, 17:41
some sneaky shit just happened

i mean bzzzzz
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Scarychips on 18 Jan 2010, 17:48
Did someone already said that "To bee or not to bee"  ?
If not, I said it.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Scarychips on 18 Jan 2010, 17:59
Willbeeam Shakespeare ain't got no honey on me, beetch.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Scarychips on 18 Jan 2010, 18:02
(honey = shit, btw)
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Kugai on 26 Jan 2010, 14:26
So, what's the buzz?
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: nufan on 26 Jan 2010, 15:45
The latest buzz band, apparently, are Beech House. They've got that song, you know, Used To Bee?
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: KharBevNor on 26 Jan 2010, 16:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTrSOFyfxs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTrSOFyfxs)  :x
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Patrick on 27 Jan 2010, 01:20
I, for one, welcome our new hornet overlords. You should bee careful, Khar, they'll put up with your insubordination for a while, but they'll soon stop trying to honey you over.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Patrick on 27 Jan 2010, 01:23
Where do pious honey-harvesters go for higher education? BeeYU
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Patrick on 27 Jan 2010, 01:24
What is a stealthy ground attack version of your average honeybee? The Bee-2.
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: Patrick on 27 Jan 2010, 01:25
(http://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/userfiles/image/cher.jpg)

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DO YOUUU BEE-LIIIIIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE
Title: Re: give me the best bee puns you got
Post by: öde on 27 Jan 2010, 05:46
Goddamnit put some clothes on, here, have this yellow jacket.