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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Sox on 16 Jan 2010, 15:06
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Big Bird
Cookie Monster
Bert and Ernie (tag team)
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(http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/hecklerspray-down-boff.jpg)
Holy poorly-choreographed-sixties-fight-scene, Batman...?
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Kill Burt and Ernie, boff Cookie Monster and marry Big Bird.
The Joker
Magneto
Lex Luthor
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Boff the Joker (could be weird in bed so if I gotta "boff" one of these guys I might as well go all out), Kill Lex Luthor, Marry Mangneto (he's the most powerful I feel like i.e. most perks b/c people are afraid of him)
Merlin, Dumbledoor, Gandalf
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Kill Merlin, Boff Gandalf, marry Dumbledore.
Bill Clinton
George Bush jr
Barack Obama
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boff clinton, marry obama, kill... you know. come on, you're barely even trying!
marry/boff/kill: batman, superman, robin.
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Boff Robin, Marry Superman, Kill Batman.
The Situation, DJ Paulie D, Snooki.
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The Situation, DJ Paulie D, Snooki.
Boff Marry Kill
JohnnyC, Tommy, jhocking
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Boff Tommy
Marry Johnny
Kill Joe
I wouldn't marry Joe since it would take so much time before the actual wedding takes place. Also, the only thing I would be scared with boffing Tommy is STDs.
Regina Spektor
Joanna Newsom
Annie Clark.
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Boff Joanna Newsom
Marry Regina Spektor
Kill Annie Clark
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boff clinton, marry obama, kill... you know. come on, you're barely even trying!
marry/boff/kill: batman, superman, robin.
What? you wouldn't marry Bill Clinton? George Bush is in there for completion's sake, the real dilemma is Clinton vs Obama.
...come on! Clinton! Who wouldn't want to wake up next to that lovable goof every morning? He's basically Homer Simpson, but as a former World Leader.
Since RM didn't submit a new B/K/M
Binky
Homer Simpson
Phillip J Fry
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list of forumers
Weird!
list of forumers
You got your list backwards.
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Nah, Tommy is boff-able material. (says the 16 year-old dude)
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Bow Chicka Wow Wow
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kill: Binky
marry: Homer Simpson
boff: Phillip J Fry
Nintendo, PlayStation, XBox
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Boff: XBox
Marry: Nintendo
Kill: Playstation.
Black metal, death metal, doom metal.
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Boff Robin, Marry Superman, Kill Batman.
The Situation, DJ Paulie D, Snooki.
What this is the worst answer ever fuck you.
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Besides batman already died.
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Superman died too!
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Aquaman > Batman, Robin and Superman combined.
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Robin died like 4 times!
Boff Black Metal
Marry Death Metal
Kill Doom Metal
House, George Clooney, JD from Scrubs
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Marry Rollins
Boff Shakespeare
Kill Nicholson.
A fleshlight
A rabbit vibrator
An iPhone.
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Kill fleshlight
Boff rabbit vibrator
Marry iPhone
Spaghetti Western
Space Western
Noodle Western
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Kill Noodle Western
Boff Spaghetti Western
Marry Space Western
Mario
Wario
Every single Toad
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Kill Mario
Boff Every single Toad
Marry Wario
Hitler
Ladyboys
Jesus
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Kill Jesus.
Boff Hitler.
Marry Ladyboys.
Weapon X
Wolverine
Patch
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:? :| :-o
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!
Boff Patch
Marry Wolverine
Kill Weapon X (IT WON'T WORK THOUGH!!! This is the marvel universe. No one ever really dies.)
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Stepping up since Jace forgot to give us options
List threads
Parody threads
Blog threads
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I'd stay single and celibate and kill them all.
The Dude, Walter, a Nihilist
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I'd stay single and celibate and kill them all.
aw, Linds. B/K/M has one rule. It's an easy rule to follow.
PLAY THE GAME OR GTFO.
You gotta rank them!
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Fine. Kill the blog, boff the list, and marry the parody. But I'm getting a divorce.
Still want to know: The Dude, Walter, a Nihilist.
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You would marry a parody thread? Parody threads are only funny for like two posts; wham bam thank you ma'am! definite boff
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Would you marry something with as much baggage as the blog thread or the pointlessness of the list thread?
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Marrying the blog thread would be like an actual marriage.
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How would you know?
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I walked into that one.
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Ariel (holds her breath for a long time)/Snow White (skank)/Cinderella (because she knows her way around the house)
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Boff Walter, Marry the Dude, Kill the Nihilist.
TB-303
TR-808
TR-909
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Boff 303, Marry 808, Kill 909
Windows, OSX, Linux
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Kill Windows, boff OSX, marry Linux
Cat, dog, velociraptor.
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I'd seduce the velociraptor by feeding it the cat, and then after our stormy affair I would settle down with the dog.
Leno, Conan, Letterman
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Boff Conan, Kill Leno, Marry Letterman.
Golden Globes, Academy Awards, MTV Movie Awards
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I remember, it was a Tuesday when "Golden" Johnny Globes found out I had been staying at his chick Em Teevee's apartment more than the usual (god damn she was a minx, that showgirl). Globes had to go, it all happened so quick - I barely remember droppin' the knife in his ribs. But you gotta understand me, man, this was years ago! I mean, I'm married now - I got kids - what the hell would Agatha Mia Wards think?
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Harry Palmer, Harry Hill, Harry Belafonte.
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(I would have gone Harry Potter, Harry Windsor, Harry Saddler)
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Boff Windsor, Kill Potter, Marry Saddler ('sup Harry)
Ronnie James Dio, Ozzy Osbourne, Ian Gillan
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Boff Gillian, Marry Dio, Kill Ozzy
Ax Battler, Tyris Flare, Gilius Thunderhead
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Dovey, your treachery knows no bounds. All skipping my go.
I know your game.
Skipper.
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I do not know who 2/3 of those people are! I am however very vocal in wanting to marry Harry