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Title: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Sox on 16 Jan 2010, 15:06
Big Bird
Cookie Monster
Bert and Ernie (tag team)
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Coward on 16 Jan 2010, 15:13
(http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/hecklerspray-down-boff.jpg)

Holy poorly-choreographed-sixties-fight-scene, Batman...?
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Jan 2010, 15:37
Kill Burt and Ernie, boff Cookie Monster and marry Big Bird.

The Joker
Magneto
Lex Luthor
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 16 Jan 2010, 15:46
Boff the Joker (could be weird in bed so if I gotta "boff" one of these guys I might as well go all out), Kill Lex Luthor, Marry Mangneto (he's the most powerful I feel like i.e. most perks b/c people are afraid of him)

Merlin, Dumbledoor, Gandalf
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Sox on 16 Jan 2010, 15:54
Kill Merlin, Boff Gandalf, marry Dumbledore.

Bill Clinton
George Bush jr
Barack Obama
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: tania on 16 Jan 2010, 16:28
boff clinton, marry obama, kill... you know. come on, you're barely even trying!

marry/boff/kill: batman, superman, robin.

Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: KvP on 16 Jan 2010, 16:37
Boff Robin, Marry Superman, Kill Batman.

The Situation, DJ Paulie D, Snooki.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Christophe on 16 Jan 2010, 17:00
The Situation, DJ Paulie D, Snooki.
Boff Marry Kill

JohnnyC, Tommy, jhocking
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Scarychips on 16 Jan 2010, 17:21
Boff Tommy
Marry Johnny
Kill Joe

I wouldn't marry Joe since it would take so much time before the actual wedding takes place. Also, the only thing I would be scared with boffing Tommy is STDs.

Regina Spektor
Joanna Newsom
Annie Clark.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: RallyMonkey on 16 Jan 2010, 17:26
Boff Joanna Newsom
Marry Regina Spektor
Kill Annie Clark
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Sox on 16 Jan 2010, 17:32
boff clinton, marry obama, kill... you know. come on, you're barely even trying!

marry/boff/kill: batman, superman, robin.



What? you wouldn't marry Bill Clinton? George Bush is in there for completion's sake, the real dilemma is Clinton vs Obama.
...come on! Clinton! Who wouldn't want to wake up next to that lovable goof every morning? He's basically Homer Simpson, but as a former World Leader.
Since RM didn't submit a new B/K/M

Binky
Homer Simpson
Phillip J Fry
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Sox on 16 Jan 2010, 17:36
Quote from: christopher
list of forumers

Weird!

Quote from: scarychips
list of forumers

You got your list backwards.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Scarychips on 16 Jan 2010, 17:45
Nah, Tommy is boff-able material. (says the 16 year-old dude)
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: JD on 16 Jan 2010, 17:48
Bow Chicka Wow Wow
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Lines on 16 Jan 2010, 18:11
kill: Binky
marry: Homer Simpson
boff: Phillip J Fry

Nintendo, PlayStation, XBox
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 16 Jan 2010, 18:19
Boff: XBox
Marry: Nintendo
Kill: Playstation.

Black metal, death metal, doom metal.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 16 Jan 2010, 18:30
Boff Robin, Marry Superman, Kill Batman.

The Situation, DJ Paulie D, Snooki.

What this is the worst answer ever fuck you.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 16 Jan 2010, 18:30
Besides batman already died.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Melodic on 16 Jan 2010, 18:57
Superman died too!
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Scarychips on 16 Jan 2010, 19:08
Aquaman > Batman, Robin and Superman combined.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Jace on 16 Jan 2010, 19:23
Robin died like 4 times!

Boff Black Metal
Marry Death Metal
Kill Doom Metal

House, George Clooney, JD from Scrubs
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Sox on 16 Jan 2010, 19:49
Marry Rollins
Boff Shakespeare
Kill Nicholson.

A fleshlight
A rabbit vibrator
An iPhone.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: öde on 16 Jan 2010, 20:23
Kill fleshlight
Boff rabbit vibrator
Marry iPhone


Spaghetti Western
Space Western
Noodle Western
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 17 Jan 2010, 01:45
Kill Noodle Western
Boff Spaghetti Western
Marry Space Western

Mario
Wario
Every single Toad
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Dollface on 17 Jan 2010, 02:27
Kill Mario
Boff Every single Toad
Marry Wario

Hitler
Ladyboys
Jesus
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 17 Jan 2010, 05:03
Kill Jesus.
Boff Hitler.
Marry Ladyboys.


Weapon X
Wolverine
Patch
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Jace on 17 Jan 2010, 08:04
:? :| :-o

THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!

Boff Patch
Marry Wolverine
Kill Weapon X (IT WON'T WORK THOUGH!!! This is the marvel universe. No one ever really dies.)
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Der Golem on 17 Jan 2010, 09:11
Stepping up since Jace forgot to give us options

List threads
Parody threads
Blog threads
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Lines on 17 Jan 2010, 09:19
I'd stay single and celibate and kill them all.

The Dude, Walter, a Nihilist
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: tommydski on 17 Jan 2010, 10:06
Besides batman already died.

Although Bruce Wayne "died", Dick Grayson is Batman and Damian Wayne is Robin, thus the question still works.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Sox on 17 Jan 2010, 12:57
I'd stay single and celibate and kill them all.

aw, Linds. B/K/M has one rule. It's an easy rule to follow.
PLAY THE GAME OR GTFO.

You gotta rank them!
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Lines on 17 Jan 2010, 13:00
Fine. Kill the blog, boff the list, and marry the parody. But I'm getting a divorce.

Still want to know: The Dude, Walter, a Nihilist.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: jhocking on 17 Jan 2010, 13:55
You would marry a parody thread? Parody threads are only funny for like two posts; wham bam thank you ma'am! definite boff
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Lines on 17 Jan 2010, 14:24
Would you marry something with as much baggage as the blog thread or the pointlessness of the list thread?
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: jhocking on 17 Jan 2010, 14:27
Marrying the blog thread would be like an actual marriage.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: öde on 17 Jan 2010, 14:30
How would you know?
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: jhocking on 17 Jan 2010, 14:31
I walked into that one.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: johnny5 on 17 Jan 2010, 15:49
Ariel (holds her breath for a long time)/Snow White (skank)/Cinderella (because she knows her way around the house)
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: KvP on 17 Jan 2010, 15:54
Boff Walter, Marry the Dude, Kill the Nihilist.

TB-303
TR-808
TR-909
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: David_Dovey on 17 Jan 2010, 18:00
Boff 303, Marry 808, Kill 909

Windows, OSX, Linux
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: öde on 17 Jan 2010, 18:03
Kill Windows, boff OSX, marry Linux

Cat, dog, velociraptor.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: jhocking on 17 Jan 2010, 18:09
I'd seduce the velociraptor by feeding it the cat, and then after our stormy affair I would settle down with the dog.

Leno, Conan, Letterman
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Scarychips on 17 Jan 2010, 18:12
Boff Conan, Kill Leno, Marry Letterman.

Golden Globes, Academy Awards, MTV Movie Awards
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: ZJGent on 17 Jan 2010, 18:22
I remember, it was a Tuesday when "Golden" Johnny Globes found out I had been staying at his chick Em Teevee's apartment more than the usual (god damn she was a minx, that showgirl). Globes had to go, it all happened so quick - I barely remember droppin' the knife in his ribs. But you gotta understand me, man, this was years ago! I mean, I'm married now - I got kids - what the hell would Agatha Mia Wards think?

***
Harry Palmer, Harry Hill, Harry Belafonte.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Lunchbox on 17 Jan 2010, 20:26
(I would have gone Harry Potter, Harry Windsor, Harry Saddler)
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Jan 2010, 00:42
Boff Windsor, Kill Potter, Marry Saddler ('sup Harry)

Ronnie James Dio, Ozzy Osbourne, Ian Gillan
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: Yayniall on 18 Jan 2010, 16:15
Boff Gillian, Marry Dio, Kill Ozzy

Ax Battler, Tyris Flare, Gilius Thunderhead
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: ZJGent on 18 Jan 2010, 21:13
Dovey, your treachery knows no bounds. All skipping my go.
I know your game.
Skipper.
Title: Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Jan 2010, 03:27
I do not know who 2/3 of those people are! I am however very vocal in wanting to marry Harry