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Title: A place for random dicks
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 03 Feb 2010, 17:39
So you guys seen this horrible yet compelling thing called chatroulette.com? Basically it syncs up to your webcam and will connect you to a random webcam (although you don't need one for it to work) of someone else currently browsing the site. You can then chat with that person or click to jump to another random webcam. In the span of a few minutes and if you're as lucky as I was, you could see things like a transvestite having sex with a dog, a shirtless emo chick reading her poetry, an air guitarist, a neo-nazi, and yes, lots of assorted dick. For those times that you wanna feel like wallowing in depravity this might be an OK place to start. Seriously though, does this thing have any merit? Even as, say, some sorta anthropological study or w/e? Conversely what sort of gross/bizarre shit turns up for you?
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: scarred on 03 Feb 2010, 17:42
I haven't had the courage to use this thing yet. Maybe I never will.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: negative creep on 03 Feb 2010, 17:45
I just tried it, but the only thing I got was a guy in a suit and tie, but I could only see his face up to his nose. Then he was gone. I might dig out my webcam for this, though, seems like it could be fun.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: JD on 03 Feb 2010, 18:13
(http://i50.tinypic.com/1445wdh.jpg)

Fun times!
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: jhocking on 03 Feb 2010, 18:19
Your post made me curious what this site is, so I just hopped on to see. In the span of a minute I saw about a dozen bored looking college kids who disconnected pretty much immediately because I'm not interesting, one dude who stuck around long enough to exchange waves before I disconnected, and then I closed the site when I connected to a closeup of some dude masturbating.

He had a pretty big wang so kudos to him I guess, but seriously fuck this site.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Blue Kitty on 03 Feb 2010, 18:20
people don't seem to like the fact that I don't own a webcam.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: FIXDIX on 03 Feb 2010, 19:17
Welp, I know what I'm doing tonight.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 03 Feb 2010, 19:33
Saw a kid that couldn't have been more than 14.  Definitely shouldn't be within 100 yards of that website.

But after that an insanely muscular shirtless guy flexed his gigantic pecs for me.

Seriously, each one was about the size of my head.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: elizaknowswhatshesfor on 03 Feb 2010, 19:56
4chan have already set up a bunch of pranks. Also a way to make it look like you are the Jonas Brothers, thus getting a ton of underage teet.

Wrong.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Slick on 03 Feb 2010, 20:00
Camera chat networks have always been full of penis. Sometimes there are boobs but not often. Probably one hundred pee-rods to the boob.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: ZJGent on 03 Feb 2010, 20:07
Before I was to go anywhere near this festoon of wang, boob and general depravity, I'd need some sort of affidavit of privacy to say that the miscreant on the other end couldn't just hack the tits out of my webcam whenever he or she or it so chose?

Is there one available? Most likely not, but hey-ho.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Inlander on 03 Feb 2010, 20:12
Just imagine if the Roman Empire had had the internet and webcams.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: pilsner on 03 Feb 2010, 20:41
It would have declined and been overrun by visigo.... wait a second....
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 03 Feb 2010, 23:06
If I ever bother to use this thing I will first put on my shadowsuit and caress a knife.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Patrick on 04 Feb 2010, 00:50
Eugene and I sat on this for at least a full hour just fuckin' with people. He was more successful since he had a webcam, but I got some pretty excellent kicks. I convinced this dude in Beijing that I was a girl, and I bombarded him with requests to shake the snowglobe on his desk.

I was genuinely interested in the snowglobe and so I was really disappointed when, after several shakes of the snowglobe, the dude disconnected.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: The extra letter on 04 Feb 2010, 04:43
The Roman Empire had Caligula, ffs.

Chat Roulette is like, a brisk morning jog for Caligula.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Inlander on 04 Feb 2010, 06:05
What I'm saying is imagine how much quicker they would have gone downhill if they'd had internet and webcams on top of all their other debauchery.

Someone should bring this up as a conversation topic with the next exhibitionist masturbator they run across through chatroulette.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: FIXDIX on 04 Feb 2010, 08:26
If you happen to come across a dude in a blue ray mysterio mask and a beard, that is me.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 04 Feb 2010, 20:49
I figured that the fact that I have a mohawk would spark some conversations, apparently not. That is when the application doesn't freeze on me every ten seconds. I have yet to have an actual conversation, though apparently my older brother's had several since I left for work earlier. I've seen like 20 dicks though. Goddammit.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: David_Dovey on 04 Feb 2010, 21:56
I am incredibly disappointed that this wasn't a thread with just a whole mess of dick pictures.

Also also the first time I saw this thread Patrick had the last post in it and I snickered.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Patrick on 04 Feb 2010, 23:30
:(
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: David_Dovey on 04 Feb 2010, 23:36
Hi Patrick
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Nodaisho on 05 Feb 2010, 00:29
The Roman Empire had Caligula, ffs.

Chat Roulette is like, a brisk morning jog for Caligula.
You have to admit that the historians weren't too fond of him, and would go out of their way to trash him. Some, maybe even most of it may be true, but I love what he pulled with Incitatus. I can think of few funnier ways to show your lack of confidence in the senators than appointing your horse to a senate seat.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: David_Dovey on 05 Feb 2010, 00:54
My personal favourite Caligula stunt was when someone (Livia?) said that he'd ride over the Bay of Naples on horseback before he'd get to be Emperor, so upon ascension he called in every ship in Italy and built thousands more, tied them together fore to aft, dumped tons of dirt on the decks and tamped it down into a road, grabbed Alexander The Great's breastplate out of storage, hopped on Incitatus and straight up hauled ass across that bay. Just to say he had.

That or the time that he ordered a man divorce his wife so he could marry her. On the man's wedding day.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Inlander on 05 Feb 2010, 01:12
I liked the time he covered "Tears of a Clown" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR5QKqu__Pw).

Dude just did whatever the fuck he wanted to.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Nodaisho on 05 Feb 2010, 01:19
I prefer Udo's version, personally.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: iamiam on 05 Feb 2010, 08:02
i was hanging out with a bunch of my stoner friends who were really really high and we decided to try this shit out.  the results were actually pretty incredible.

also, did not see as much dick as we had expected.  mostly just shirtless dudes.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Patrick on 05 Feb 2010, 08:40
Dude there's a bunch of dudes on there who will straight up jack it on camera, all showin' off their dicks like they think theirs is special

If porn has taught me anything it's that these dudes are obvious evolutionary underachievers
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: smack that isaiah on 05 Feb 2010, 09:05
My personal favourite Caligula stunt was when someone (Livia?) said that he'd ride over the Bay of Naples on horseback before he'd get to be Emperor, so upon ascension he called in every ship in Italy and built thousands more, tied them together fore to aft, dumped tons of dirt on the decks and tamped it down into a road, grabbed Alexander The Great's breastplate out of storage, hopped on Incitatus and straight up hauled ass across that bay. Just to say he had.

That or the time that he ordered a man divorce his wife so he could marry her. On the man's wedding day.

My favorite History professor talked about crazy Caligula a lot.  My favorite action of his included declaring war on Poseidon, and then marching the entire army to the beach to fight Him.  When Poseidon did not show Caligula declared victory for Rome and took thousands upon thousands of sea shells as spoils of war

However, the dude was a freak and scary.  He believed himself to be among the Gods, so he impregnated his sister, cause that's what Gods do.  And then when she was in her third trimester he cut the baby out of her womb and ate the fetus, cause that's what Gods do.

...wait how did Caligula come into this topic?
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Feb 2010, 09:11
Man now I want a deep sea diving suit and a handgun.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: tommydski on 05 Feb 2010, 09:27
Dude, wrong thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,22719.0.html).
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: redglasscurls on 05 Feb 2010, 11:31
I kind of wish I had a webcam so I could try out this chatroulette thing, but I really don't need to see that many dicks. Like ever.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Feb 2010, 15:14
Also you would mostly just get dudes screaming "TITS OR GTFO" and "KEYBOARD ON YO HEAD" so it's probably for the best.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: snalin on 06 Feb 2010, 14:31
What happens when two guys jack off to eachother for five secs before they realize what's going on? Do they scream "faggot" at each other, or do they just log of in shame?
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Scarychips on 06 Feb 2010, 14:40
I think they just continue, both thinking the other is jacking off to him.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Reed on 06 Feb 2010, 14:41
Then call the other faggot once they finish.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: FIXDIX on 06 Feb 2010, 15:30
Then exchange emails so they can replicate that same feeling that they had but it will never be the same since it won't have that spontaneity.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Dliessmgg on 07 Feb 2010, 08:54
Then they unexpectedly meet each other in the mall and do things.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Aurjay on 07 Feb 2010, 09:03
Then they unexpectedly meet each other in the mall bathroom and do things.

Fixed that for ya.
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Post by: keeperoflore on 07 Feb 2010, 10:23
i think ima go get a webcam, just for this site.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Slick on 07 Feb 2010, 14:17
Man pretty much everyone clicks through this thing like mad. Or maybe I just look that awful.
I accidentally 'nexted' a dude who said hi which I felt bad about.
Has anyone had an actual conversation?
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Cire27 on 07 Feb 2010, 15:11
It's because they have already seen you naked.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Slick on 07 Feb 2010, 16:16
Fair enough.
I actually got much better reactions once I started knitting. Well, I got some reactions that were much better some that were much worse. Got called gay a bunch, was told to get a life, but also chatted with a dude from Leeds who knits as well and a couple of girls stopped to chat.
Also, a boob! For about an hour online I got one boob. Exciting.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Candle on 07 Feb 2010, 19:32
do you mean literally 1 boob?

'cause those things usually come in pairs
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Scarychips on 07 Feb 2010, 19:54
One megaboob still counts as one boob.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Slick on 07 Feb 2010, 20:38
Yeah it was a girl flashing one boob. Since then, I also saw a matched set of boobs and two sets in their bras. I was amused.
Basically I spent the evening knitting with this thing open and ended up with some pretty decent conversations. Also I met three other dudes who knitted as well, and someone who claims to of gone to highschool with David Axelrod.
Maybe I did just spend two and a half hours knitting on chatroulette, but at least I've got a new pair of slippers done in time for my godmother's visit (she arrives tomorrow).
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Inlander on 07 Feb 2010, 20:40
I'm sure your godmother will love to hear about all the penises and breasts you saw while you were knitting her slippers.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 Feb 2010, 20:44
I keep expecting to find other forumites on here, so far no luck D:

I went on on Saturday night, of course I took my dick out.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Emaline on 07 Feb 2010, 20:47
James, you sound like the best god son ever.




Also, man. My boyfriend left early and asked if I wanted to use the laptop tonight. I wish I would have said yes, because it's the only computer we have with a cam and this would be hilarious.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Emaline on 07 Feb 2010, 22:13
So, this place is fucking awesome. Basically, I spent the night just casually as hell talking to some dude about whatever, and now I'm chatting with some french kid and we are fucking sharing tips at each other's language! How fucking aweosme is that! Free french coaching!
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Inlander on 07 Feb 2010, 22:14
See guys, that's what you've been doing wrong. You forgot to flick the "awesome" switch on your webcams.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Emaline on 07 Feb 2010, 22:22
Seriously. I've only gotten two dicks.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 Feb 2010, 22:26
Incidentally if you guys ever happen across my dick, apologies in advance.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Emaline on 07 Feb 2010, 22:30
I am now talking to the french kid about smoking pot out of a hookah! Go me!
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Post by: Ballard on 07 Feb 2010, 22:37
I'm not sure what I find more amusing. The dudes jacking it who see my face and instantly hit next, or the ones that see my face and just keep jacking it.

$5 to whoever can guess what this young man was doing.

(http://i49.tinypic.com/2aerteb.png)
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Emaline on 07 Feb 2010, 22:39
Stranger: do u have hobby?
You: hahaha
You: I guess
You: I knit, and play video games
Stranger: knit?
Stranger: Knitting is a method by which thread or yarn may be turned into cloth. Knitting consists of loops called stitches pulled through each other. The active stitches are held on a needle until another loop can be passed through them.
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: omg it's false!
You: hahahaha
Stranger: xD
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Melodic on 07 Feb 2010, 23:02
Possibly the only good reason for a webcam on the internet?
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Emaline on 07 Feb 2010, 23:04
And to strip to your undies for some sweet cold hard cash.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: FIXDIX on 08 Feb 2010, 00:59
I've had some really great conversations on here. Last night I talked to a girl from Korea and asked if she knew this one kpop song my ex used to bang on about, turns out she did and then proceeded to recommend me a shit ton of kpop.

Now we're talking on MSN messanger!
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Patrick on 08 Feb 2010, 03:29
I got hit by a CohoBot once upon a time, wound up getting the real AIM screenname of the person and we still talk (although infrequently) to this day. Apparently she has met my step-uncle, he is a professor at her university. Small, creepy fucking world.
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: axerton on 08 Feb 2010, 08:55
that great murderer of cats made me try this. however before I could enable my webcam several people flicked by me, so I figured why not leave my webcam off and see what would happen. it didn't take me long to notice that there were two things in roughly equal supply, guys wanking and girls. So I decided to test which there was more of.

I have no idea how long I've been skipping through them, but at the moment the scores are, 26 dick - 39 girls (44 if you include multiple girls showing up in one cam) all dressed

 other things. 10 or so shirtles guys, one very ripped guy doing a strip tease

number of people who spoke to me despite my cam being off 8

some good one offs
a guy in a helmet made from a paper bag
a few deliberatly creepy still shots (one just showed a wrecked room and someone visible from the shoulders down, aparently hung from the rafters)
Spiderman
Dracula (not actually - just a slightly creepy old man)
a guy having sex with a plush racoon
and I'm pretty sure Joe Hocking
Title: Re: A place for random dicks
Post by: Lunchbox on 08 Feb 2010, 14:02
I went on it last night and got some still picture of a mardi gras beads advertisement and someone made a fart noise and i found the disconnect button.
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Post by: FIXDIX on 08 Feb 2010, 14:24
I think my beard scares people away.

 :oops:
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Post by: jhocking on 08 Feb 2010, 18:10
and I'm pretty sure Joe Hocking

That is unpossible. I got my fill of wang after my first try.