Gated community
(http://novaonline.nvcc.edu/eli/evans/Photos/Russia/BerlinWall.jpg)
Mr. Gorbajeph, tear this wall down!
No sir. Walls. Walls with a line of archers on our side.
It works in age of empires!
We're only letting in people with valuable skills.
Personally I think we need more electricians and tax lawyers.
Dr. Strangelove: I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy...heh, heh...at the bottom of ah...some of our deeper mineshafts. Radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep, and in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided.
Muffley: How long would you have to stay down there?
Dr. Strangelove: ...I would think that uh, possibly uh...one hundred years...It would not be difficult Mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh...I'm sorry, Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country, but I would guess that dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.
Muffley: Well, I, I would hate to have to decide...who stays up and...who goes down.
Dr. Strangelove: Well, that would not be necessary, Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of necessary skills. Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. Ha, ha. But ah, with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present Gross National Product within say, twenty years.
Muffley: Wouldn't this nucleus of survivors be so grief-stricken and anguished that they'd, well, envy the dead and not want to go on living?
Dr. Strangelove: When they go down into the mine, everyone would still be alive. There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! [involuntarily gives the Nazi salute and forces it down with his other hand]Ahhh!
Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Russian Ambassador: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
I'll probs send Ashton and/or Jeorph some kind of e-mails about it
Ashton (the other admin)
How about a wall of ballistic towers surrounding the community.
To make sure they never make it here in the first place we could tick them as an allience, build ballistic towers in their commuinity and once we've built up their trust (and our towers) we untick them and let the towers obliterate them.
Also works in age of empires!
wait huh? Since when was there an admin named Ashton?
Good news, everyone!
There is no now difference between this place and hipinion.
We've also reached the point dumbrella was at before it died.
Stage 1 is complete. Now we can begin Stage 2...
...the purging
I have that scarf.
Welcome... to Rapture.
It's plaid!
Obviously we are now the equivalent of a Nightclub.
Obviously we are now the equivalent of a Nightclub.
Obviously we are now the equivalent of a Nightclub.
except the music's better and nobody is judging me
It's plaid! Also: PUPSTER <3 hipster puppies
(http://novaonline.nvcc.edu/eli/evans/Photos/Russia/BerlinWall.jpg)
Mr. Gorbajeph, tear this wall down!
He's a very harsh judge.
Yes but there's never enough stone on the map, and I'd rather play as the british than the Byzantines.
edit: Elite longbowmen 4 lyfe
The fact that Tommy owns a gingham afghan is entirely unsurprising but hilarious nonetheless.
man everyone is dressed so fancy and then there's That Guy with the beard and a t-shirt and jeans, what a fucker
Yes but there's never enough stone on the map, and I'd rather play as the british than the Byzantines.
edit: Elite longbowmen 4 lyfe
Capture relics, set up trade, use market. When I destroy my enemies, I always avoid destroying their market, instead walling it off and starting carts shuttling to it. The only real barrier in AOE2 is the damn population limit. I've had like, 32 castles before.
Look, here's me wearing it -
Incidentally, this parrot was delicious.
Also about Tommy, because he is pretty.
Look, here's me wearing it -
Incidentally, this parrot was delicious.
Actually I think that's a Monk Parakeet.
My favorite AOE2 moments were when I'd destroy an enemy's town center and build a castle where it previously stood, and on any sites where a castle was. Slowly my kingdom would grow, 50 villagers/150 military units. Generally I liked to play as the Huns because fuck building houses.
Also about Tommy, because he is pretty.
(In the closet, a girl crying over things Roddy told her)
Good news, everyone!
There is no now difference between this place and hipinion.
We've also reached the point dumbrella was at before it died.
yeah, what is up with hipinion? I tried to register last week.
Obviously we are now the equivalent of a Nightclub.
except the music's better and nobody is judging me
Yeah everyone knows Kieffer's an ass but some of us still like him anyway.
People just coming out of relatively long-term relationships are into long extended bouts of meaningless sex because they think it somehow hurts their exes. Go with the nut. Just leave before the crying starts.
I think Kugai just saw the whole "judging" thing as an excuse to post Judge Dredd.
And I mean can you really blame a man looking to plug Judge Dredd?
(http://jb.24-7intouch.com/forum/uploads/IanMuir/2004-05-12_071015_scan0003.jpg)
I realized I am a troll today.
I'm pretty okay with it.
I realized I am a troll today.
I am a troll today.
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(In the closet, a girl crying over things Roddy told her)
Oh Rodrick <3
Stalone was a pretty good casting choice for that movie. Pretty much perfect appearance, I think, and he did a good gruff voice.
Stalone was a pretty good casting choice for that movie. Pretty much perfect appearance.
I'll probs send Ashton and/or Jeorph some kind of e-mails about it seeing as his PM bucket is probably full and no emails are going out to Ashton or Jeph to notify them of their PMs.
Demolition Man is a warning of what can go wrong with an overPCed world.
Please take the warning.