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Title: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Ozymandias on 01 Mar 2010, 21:58
If you haven't noticed, there was a sudden, mysterious update to Portal today with only one description:

Changed radio transmission frequency to comply with federal and state spectrum management regulations.


A new achievement also appeared with it simply titled "Transmission Complete" with a description of "...?"

What changed is simply this: there are now 26 radios hidden throughout the game. Each one has a signal location tied to it where if you take the radio to the location you hear a strange broadcast and unlock 1/26th of the achievement.

4 of them were in morse code and read:

INTERIOR TRANSMISSION ACTIVE EXTERNAL DATA LINE ACTIVE MESSAGE DIGEST ACTIVE
9E107D9D372BB6826BD81D3542AV19D6 (which is MD5 hash for "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog")
SYSTEM DATA DUMP ACTIVE USER BACKUP ACTIVE PASSWORD BACKUP ACTIVE
BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP (which is, in turn, morse code for LOL)

The remaining 22 were weird whining noises. These were encrypted images. Some of them were simple images of disturbing things, a human skull, the valve guy, a view through a sniper scope. Some of them were pieces of paper with a BBS number scribbled out.

The rest were divided into 4 and numbered. (http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6751/finalnumbered.png)

When spelled out, you get 9459C6CAC8C203B8128B7CC63068D4FD, which is MD5 hash for a phone number: (425) 822-5251. This phone number is in Kirkland, Washington, where Valve began. Trying it with the other pictures, it was figured to be a BBS number.

And here is where the search has ended.
 (http://imgur.com/5wbap)

EDIT: And just now someone figured out the username/password:

(http://i.imgur.com/sNO9z.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/PAKSf.png)

An ASCII GLaDOS?

Basically, the assumption is that Valve is announcing Portal 2 and maybe HL: Episode 3 in the most badass way possible.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: KvP on 01 Mar 2010, 23:35
That is indeed an ARG. Pretty nice.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: messeduplilkid on 02 Mar 2010, 01:30
Ozy thanks for the update, I heard about this yesterday, but didn't get to check it out.

I assumed it was just going to be a viral dealy. I really hope it's for portal 2 or episode 3. It'd really make the first half of the year, so completely unexpected and out of the blue.

Keep us posted!
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Melodic on 02 Mar 2010, 01:37
announcement?


shurely yew must be mistakeen
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: est on 02 Mar 2010, 01:38
Well, obviously they're saying there's a backup of GLaDOS, so either it's some sort of DLC where GLaDOS is brought back online, or it's a sequel.  Either way, totally awesome :)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: pilsner on 02 Mar 2010, 03:56
If they release DLC for a 4 hour computer game, I am personally going to Valve headquarters and slapping Gabe Newell with my cock.  His name is Bob, and he's particularly tetchy after a long flight, so I suspect he will scratch Gabe quite seriously about the face and neck.

As for HL3, not that I'm not happy, but what the fuck have they been doing for 2 years, I want my periodic content already.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: David_Dovey on 02 Mar 2010, 05:28
How the fuck do you find it in yourself to complain about this for fuck's sake
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 02 Mar 2010, 05:33
As much as I enjoyed Portal-- and I did-- Please let it be HL3.   I just might wet myself.   HL2 is easily my favorite single player shooter of all time.  I still fire it up with a fair bit of regularity despite the fact that it's starting to look a little dated.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Inlander on 02 Mar 2010, 05:34
what the fuck have they been doing for 2 years, I want my periodic content already.

Every 2 years is periodic.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Ozymandias on 02 Mar 2010, 09:05
Update of all the ASCII images found on the BBS. (http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3631/bigimagev2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 02 Mar 2010, 11:19
That seriously looks like a Portal sequel to me, especially from those pictures. they just seem to fit that aesthetic.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Ozymandias on 02 Mar 2010, 11:23
I don't know why people keep jumping to the conclusion that an ARG added to Portal indicates that they're announcing Portal 2.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 02 Mar 2010, 11:27
Look at that one towards the left side, that looks like an anthropomorphized GLaDOS holding hands with...another anthropomorphized GLaDOS.

her twin perhaps? Or maybe it's her husband MelVIN?


either way, Portal 2 seems like a pretty safe bet to me.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 02 Mar 2010, 12:16
Not to mention the one in the middle that looks like a picture of an object going through a portal
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Melodic on 02 Mar 2010, 15:13
HL3? You guys are forgetting about Episode 3 already!
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 02 Mar 2010, 15:14
i'm pretty sure Valve are the only people who haven't forgotten about Episode 3.

they came out with Portal and I was like "Half-what?! Never heard of it!"
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 02 Mar 2010, 16:21
Update of all the ASCII images found on the BBS. (http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3631/bigimagev2.jpg)

Now in glorious color (http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7523/1267568212119.gif)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Mar 2010, 19:08
Does this have anything to do with the 360 version?
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 02 Mar 2010, 19:36
Maybe!
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 02 Mar 2010, 19:41
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/116597/Portal/human.png)

Look a woman holding a gun
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Inlander on 02 Mar 2010, 20:04
Look a woman holding a . . . something
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 02 Mar 2010, 21:24
Chell holding the portal gun?
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Ozymandias on 02 Mar 2010, 22:09
Well, Chell's right handed and that person's left handed.

Alyx is right handed too, though, sadly. I was mildly hopeful.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 02 Mar 2010, 22:11
Maybe she's ambidextrous
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: BeoPuppy on 03 Mar 2010, 01:10
Maybe they fucked up.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: LTK on 03 Mar 2010, 02:50
Maybe it's a view of her back.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: FIXDIX on 03 Mar 2010, 03:08
Her back has some pretty mean titties.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: LTK on 03 Mar 2010, 03:24
Er... Well, it's ASCII, can you blame me?
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: sean on 03 Mar 2010, 12:26
man, this thread.

lol
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Buttfranklin on 03 Mar 2010, 12:36
God, viral marketing is annoying.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: LTK on 03 Mar 2010, 16:02
Also, Portal has a new ending. I don't know what it is, and I'm going to reinstall the game as soon as I can to find out myself. Getting out of this thread now.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 03 Mar 2010, 16:13
Yeah, I just watched the new ending on Youtube and it's gettin me pretty hyped for (hopefully) Portal 2.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Mar 2010, 09:32
If you haven't seen it, here (http://kotaku.com/5485075/valve-updates-portal-again-now-with-new-ending) it is

C'MON GUYS, UPDATE MY 360 VERSION!!
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: LTK on 04 Mar 2010, 11:34
Been through it two more times while collecting the radios. It's like a little side-quest! Got 24 out of 26 so far. I think there is supposed to be one in every area, but I haven't found the one in test chamber 12 or in the room where dozens pistons thread the upper area.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Emaline on 04 Mar 2010, 13:22
God damn it. I want to play this so bad. But my boyfriend won't let me reinstal portal because it's too big, and they won't update the 360 version. :(
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Chesire Cat on 04 Mar 2010, 20:01
This is just too fucking neat!
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 04 Mar 2010, 22:07
Oh man this has a wiki now crazy (http://portalwiki.net/index.php/Main_Page)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Johnny C on 04 Mar 2010, 22:39
the new ending made me jump out of my seat and go "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT"
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: LTK on 05 Mar 2010, 03:10
I didn't. It's a very straightforward way of saying "You're not done yet." So, yay, Portal 2! I wouldn't count on Ep3, though.

Replaying Portal a few times made me see how well it makes the distinction between a puzzle and an escape. The thing with puzzle games is that every single one of them, ever, has had in mind the solving of the puzzle. That is, the game itself wants you to solve the puzzle for the sake of it, why else are you playing it? When a game's plot makes not the solving puzzles a goal unto itself, but escape or survival instead, it can sometimes break the immersion, simply because everything is so convenient. One would expect Portal to suffer from this too, because it has such a clear-cut distinction between puzzle chambers that exist to be solved, and the area outside the puzzle chambers where you need to escape. But it handles this quite well, actually. Once 'outside', you still need to figure out what to do and where to go, but you don't feel like you're following a given route as much. Of course, you are actually going where the game takes you, this is inescapable in a puzzle game like this, but it does a very good job of suspending disbelief.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: scarred on 05 Mar 2010, 03:17
I didn't.

Way to suck the fun out of the moment bro
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 05 Mar 2010, 10:42
well, hellooooo there (http://kotaku.com/5486657/an-insiders-guide-to-portal-2)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Emaline on 05 Mar 2010, 11:17
what does the underlined stuff mean?!?!?! (http://store.steampowered.com/news/3559/)




Edit: Apparently, it is a login and password for a bbs.

User: drattmann
Password: h0nee


The number to call up the bbs is (425) 822-5251. I have no idea what I'm doing at this point. I know nothing of calling a bbs. But apparently, you need certain software to do it, and I don't think I have that.

But somebody try it! and let me know the results.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 05 Mar 2010, 12:02
I know nothing of calling a bbs. But apparently, you need certain software to do it, and I don't think I have that.

Despite the fact that I knew this day would come, you have just made me feel so fucking old it's unbelievable. 
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Emaline on 05 Mar 2010, 12:08
My boyfriend just gave me this same lecture. :-P


I know that BBSs are from the modem days. I know back then you had dial ISPs. I know that back then you could just " pop open a terminal with a command prompt and operate it like that".

But nowadays, that obviously is not the case. And I don't know what to do.


I don't mean to make people feel old. I guess I am just poorly wording it.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 05 Mar 2010, 12:13
No, it's cool.  I'm not saying you did anything to make me feel old.  Fact is, I'm actually getting old!  Until today though, the worst I had been made to feel about it was when one of my kids asked me "How old were you when you got your first cell phone" and was jaw-droppingly shocked when my answer was 28 or 29.

"Dad, you didn't have cell phones when you were a kid"

"No, we had rotary phones.  With cords"

"What are those?"

Yeah... you managed to beat that feeling I got from that.   
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Mar 2010, 13:27
Just for more info:

Images with the file format ".apf" (Aperture Picture Format) are coming out of the BBS and can only be decoded by a program found through the BBS- written in BASIC.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: McTaggart on 05 Mar 2010, 13:38
I am frankly amazed that people put up with this shit for the sake of being marketed at.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 05 Mar 2010, 13:59
I'm glad someone puts up with it though. (Hell, maybe they even enjoy it!)

That way I can just sit back and get the distilled info without having to decode the human genome or some shit, because someone ELSE will inevitably do the leg work.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Emaline on 05 Mar 2010, 14:08
Its fun trying to decode it all. It's neat.

I feel like letting other people do all the work is sort of like playing a game and following a walk-through for it to a T. And that just wouldn't be fun.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 05 Mar 2010, 14:26
Holy cow there is gonna be a coop mode auhguhgabauajgahg
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: LTK on 05 Mar 2010, 14:32
Its fun trying to decode it all. It's neat.

I feel like letting other people do all the work is sort of like playing a game and following a walk-through for it to a T. And that just wouldn't be fun.
Only in this case, the game gives you a lot of work for little reward and you can't tell when the game has ended.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Melodic on 05 Mar 2010, 14:33
Hurray Portal 2.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: kemon on 05 Mar 2010, 15:47
so in the steam annoncement of portal 2, there were a few characters underlined for some reason.

drattmannh0nee

that's the order they appeared in, and that's a zero, not a capital o.

Quote
steam store (http://store.steampowered.com/news/3559/)

Valve, creators of best-selling game franchises (such as Left 4 Dead, Counter-Strike and Half-Life) and leading technologies (such as Steam and Source), today announced Portal 2 for shipment this coming holiday season.

Portal 2 is the sequel to 2007's Portal, which won 70 industry achievement awards.

For more information, please visit www.steamgames.com

anyone got the mad puzzle skill to work out a meaning?
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 05 Mar 2010, 15:59
*whoosh*

that's the sound of you zooming past the last page, where that mystery was partially solved already  :lol:
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: kemon on 05 Mar 2010, 16:03
nuts.   i could have sworn this thread was already on page 2 when i read it last night.  damn page breaks.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 07 Mar 2010, 12:19
So in the co-op mode you play as a turret and a personality core. Those were the two robots in the ASCII image.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: LTK on 07 Mar 2010, 13:56
Not only that, it's set centuries after the first Portal happened, and this time they won't be experimenting with something that'll last two hours, but you get a full-length game. Now that is going to be amazing.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Ozymandias on 07 Mar 2010, 14:02
Centuries?
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 07 Mar 2010, 16:21
2 of them
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: SirJuggles on 07 Mar 2010, 17:19
Holy cow there is gonna be a coop mode auhguhgabauajgahg

(http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens3065222_1236755205movable-chicken-coops.jpg)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Inlander on 07 Mar 2010, 17:21
Now that you mention it, those white turrets do look rather egg-like . . .
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 12 Mar 2010, 10:43
look at what valve did at the GDC awards

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2nj045.jpg)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Ozymandias on 12 Mar 2010, 10:45
That hex, BTW, translates to "SUSPEND UNTIL EEE" (E3)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Blue Kitty on 12 Mar 2010, 10:49
Gabe says it's, "Our best game yet," and promises a new song that will be everywhere.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 12 Mar 2010, 11:04
That hex, BTW, translates to "SUSPEND UNTIL EEE" (E3)

So we wait until june
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Aurjay on 28 Apr 2010, 20:27
I've never played the 1st one but read the review in GI about the 2nd one and seems like a great game. I also read that the ending song in the 1st one was so amazing etc.. So i checked it out. Here lies my problem the song is amazing but i swear it sounds like another song that i just can't remember. The tune is just so familiar. Anyone else think the same thing or am I just crazy.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 28 Apr 2010, 21:28
Do you listen to a lot of Jonathon Coulton songs?
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Aurjay on 28 Apr 2010, 22:03
nah thats not it. It sounds like either a late 80's or early 90's song. Just kinda driving me crazy right now.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Tom on 28 Apr 2010, 22:57
I think I'll buy portal this weekend,
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 10 Jun 2010, 11:58
(http://www.dj-corny.de/kram/hlportal/portal2_comparison.jpg)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: smack that isaiah on 10 Jun 2010, 12:04
so pretty.  so very pretty.  It's a shame my computer would never be able to run it at speed if it was kept that pretty. 
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Jun 2010, 12:05
That actually disappoints me a bit, because I really liked Portal's sterile, shiny Apple aesthetic.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: scarred on 10 Jun 2010, 12:10
really? i mean that was fine, but the first time you go through the wall and see the derelict environments outside the testing area blew my mind
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Emaline on 10 Jun 2010, 12:38
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I am soooo excited now!!!!!
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: SirJuggles on 10 Jun 2010, 12:58
so pretty.  so very pretty.  It's a shame my computer would never be able to run it at speed if it was kept that pretty. 

Haha you read my mind. I kept scrolling through those and all I could think was "...it's beautiful".
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 10 Jun 2010, 17:10
so pretty.  so very pretty.  It's a shame my computer would never be able to run it at speed if it was kept that pretty. 

Well this is just concept art that's half in game and half painted over. I don't know if it will look that great.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Blue Kitty on 28 Jun 2010, 15:19
An English eye (http://kotaku.com/5574783/meet-portal-2s-wheatley-the-eye-whos-a-guy)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Yayniall on 29 Jun 2010, 19:35
Fun things that aren't just portals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq2mZoKkqMw&feature=player_embedded)
and more (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGlyQmmvj0w&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: LTK on 30 Jun 2010, 03:17
Waaaiit a minute. Look at this trailer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5THiN8szSKM

And compare 0:20 and 1:42. There's a companion cube on the right at 0:20, but at the same place in 1:42 there's nothing. Does that mean they cut the companion cube completely? They did say they didn't want to recycle Portal's gags for Portal 2.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Yayniall on 30 Jun 2010, 03:55
From about 1:00 in the first video I posted it shows a new kind of cube that's kind of companiony but also it diverts lasers.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: LTK on 30 Jun 2010, 11:11
Yes, there's the regular cube and the pivot cube, but I doubt there will by anything cube-ish to get emotionally attached to. After all, now we've got Wheatley!
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Blue Kitty on 01 Jul 2010, 17:45
Repulsion and Propulsion Gel (http://www.joystiq.com/2010/07/01/todays-portal-2-demos-propel-and-repel-with-gel/)

The ending of the Propulsion Gel video made my head spin
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Ozymandias on 01 Jul 2010, 20:44
Just as Portal was inspired by and co-developed by the creators of Narbacular Drop, this one is being co-developed by the dudes who made Tag (https://www.digipen.edu/studentprojects/tag/) (which should be pretty evident if you know what Tag is). Which once again demonstrates Valve's commitment to clever gameplay, supporting those who come up with said clever gameplay, and taking it to the next level.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Jul 2010, 20:49
I really can't help but think that Portal 2 is going to make my brain bleed a little.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Blue Kitty on 21 Aug 2010, 10:49
A brief look into Portal 2's co-op (http://kotaku.com/5618339/portal-2-co+op-trailer-shows-how-teamwork-gets-things-done)

And yes, they do look a little like Bert and Ernie
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 21 Aug 2010, 14:55
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 18 Sep 2010, 11:21
You can pre-order it now hugblaghfaugh.

(http://filesmelt.com/dl/PORTAL_BUDDIES2.gif)

SO EXCITED
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: Lines on 18 Sep 2010, 11:28
Oh god I am excited I want it nowwwwwwww.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: est on 18 Sep 2010, 19:16
"Ok look: we both said a lot of things you're going to regret"

GLaDOS is fucking tops.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 12 Feb 2011, 19:41
Take a look at Chell's redesign (http://ca.kotaku.com/5758529/see-how-portals-heroine-has-changed)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: est on 12 Feb 2011, 21:55
She's just taken the top of her jumpsuit off and now looks a bit more like the model they based her on (Alésia Glidewell) due to the tech being better

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/427597-comparison_super.png)
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 12 Feb 2011, 23:15
Or maybe it's because they're treating this like a real game now.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: SirJuggles on 13 Feb 2011, 00:24
Was it not before?
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: JD on 13 Feb 2011, 00:39
Not really. Valve didn't know what the reaction to it would be so they threw it it into the bundle. They also purposefully kept it short in case it did not go over well.

They promised a longer game this time round and they're obviously selling it as a standalone title this time round.
Title: Re: The Epic Portal Update
Post by: SirJuggles on 13 Feb 2011, 01:06
Ah, fair play.