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Title: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Apr 2010, 17:56
but it's incredible (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Apr 2010, 17:56
(http://i39.tinypic.com/qn4spw.jpg)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 08 Apr 2010, 17:57
to recap: the universe is full of miracles, and those miracles are maybe made by magic. the dark carnival is god and jesus
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: GenericName on 08 Apr 2010, 17:58
Music is all magic. You can't even hold it!
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 08 Apr 2010, 18:02
Fucking magnets
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 08 Apr 2010, 18:05
man the comments are hilarious

Quote
This vid is the shit. All u chicken fuckin HATERS dnt knw ur ass from a hole in the ground. All of ya dnt knw what we JUGGALOS knw. WE DA SHIT. So if u racist bigots u dirty demons can just FUCK OFF BITCHES!!! MMWFCL 2 ALL my JUGGALO FAMILY
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Thrillho on 08 Apr 2010, 18:15
Yes, Shaggy 2 Dope was rapping between the legs of a pregnant woman.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Theriandros on 09 Apr 2010, 05:11
Aww, he loves his mom and he considers it a miracle that their kids look like them!
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 09 Apr 2010, 06:16
"I fed a fish to a pelican in Frisco Bay
It tried to eat my cellphone" "He ran away"

It's a miracle!

Also, the pyramids were made by magic as well!

Actually I think the only miracle in this video is that ICP gets shot into the sun at the very end.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: nufan on 09 Apr 2010, 06:29
fuckkin' rainbows
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: tania on 09 Apr 2010, 09:58
magic everywhere in dis bitch
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: tania on 09 Apr 2010, 10:00
jesus christ it's been two days and it's still getting funnier every single time i say it
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Papersatan on 09 Apr 2010, 12:21
he considers it a miracle that their kids look like them!

I think he was implying his wife is unfaithful?

Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 10 Apr 2010, 00:15
I still associate Violent J with Guy Fieri in my head which makes this ten times funnier.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 10 Apr 2010, 00:44
(http://i41.tinypic.com/28lt2kj.gif)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 10 Apr 2010, 00:47
That's the part of the video where I shifted from horror to outright mirth.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 10 Apr 2010, 00:59
the pelican part's before that though
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 10 Apr 2010, 01:00
I was only half paying attention, to maintain my sanity
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: amok on 10 Apr 2010, 01:02
man the comments are hilarious

Quote
#cjc813 But does two guys really constitute a "posse?" I mean, that's more of a partnership, really..
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 10 Apr 2010, 01:58
Of course yr kids look like you they have the same facepaint, you douchebags.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 10 Apr 2010, 07:57
and the same genes, the concept of which could easily be explained by a scientist
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 10 Apr 2010, 09:16
I think he was implying his wife is unfaithful?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Zingoleb on 10 Apr 2010, 11:11
Holy shit.

Is this for serious?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 10 Apr 2010, 11:15
Of course yr kids look like you they have the same facepaint, you douchebags.

FUKKIN BABIES, HOW DO THEY WORK?
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Post by: Tehz on 10 Apr 2010, 11:33
Actually I think the only miracle in this video is that ICP gets shot into the sun at the very end.

I really feel like that was more fate than anything else
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Post by: KharBevNor on 10 Apr 2010, 16:34
Learn Your Motherfuckin' Science with the ICP (http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp)
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Post by: Rizzo on 10 Apr 2010, 17:22
Definitely one of the best clips I've ever seen.

Kind of reminds me of a redneck version of the Symphony of Science - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc)
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Post by: Christophe on 11 Apr 2010, 01:40
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3743121070_cc590d1586.jpg)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: pinkpiche on 11 Apr 2010, 03:35
Learn Your Motherfuckin' Science with the ICP (http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp)

The pie-chart really did it for me.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 12 Apr 2010, 06:21
It seems like certain sections of the Internet are talking about nothing but this video right now, and that makes me happy.

(http://i.imgur.com/76YMa.png)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 12 Apr 2010, 06:54
Quote from: John Darnielle
For once, when at the Frisco bay,
with Faygo and in pensive mood,
a pelican my cellphone ate
or tried to, which I thought was rude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
to recognize these mirakills.

Quote from: Christopher Weingarten
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His mouth can hold more than his belly can,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week.
And fuck you bitch-ass faggots, juggalo for life

Quote from: John Darnielle
the best ever clown makeup band outta Houston
had been down with the clown
since their grade school'd expelled them

Quote from: someone i don't know
This is just to say
I have eaten the cellphone
that was
in your hand

and which
you were probably
saving
for a phone call

Forgive me
it was delicious
maybe you could get it out
using some sort of magnet?

Quote from: someone else i'm not familiar with
Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
And sorry I could not spray you with both
And be one Juggalo, long I stood
And shook up one as much as I could
To better soak with Red Pop your clothes

Then shook the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Then a pelican took to the air
His fucking pouch, my cell phone's in there
Last time I'll toss fish in Frisco Bay

And two bitches that morning I furiously laid
With faces painted white upon black
Oh, I sprayed Faygo on the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if she should ever come back

Fucking magnets, I say with a sigh
I don't want to talk to no scientist
Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
I shook the one labeled Rock & Rye
And that has made all the difference.

Quote from: for the sake of argument, Allen Clownsberg
I saw the best minds of my juggalo nation blown by magnets, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the faygo cans at dawn looking for an angry fix,
jester-painted hipsters toking for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of their parents' basements festering 'neath suburbs of Detroit contemplating Mushroomhead

Quote
insane clown poesy
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: The extra letter on 12 Apr 2010, 07:25
Oh, you did *not* just Juggalise Ginsberg...
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 12 Apr 2010, 07:51
I am really hoping that Johnny is being sarcastic about not being able to attribute famous poems to Robert Frost. And, uh, Robert Frost's wife, apocryphally, I guess.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 12 Apr 2010, 07:56
My kingdom for a juggalised version of "Kubla Khan"
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KharBevNor on 12 Apr 2010, 08:10
I can have a try.

What is that terrible hair thing Juggalos do where the hair is made into little sort of braids that just stick out everywhere called?

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0r9jdxIId1qa7svao1_400.gif)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Christophe on 12 Apr 2010, 09:14
I call 'em "Coolio Dreads".

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/04/Coolio.jpg)

Actually I'm quite sure that Coolio played last year's Gathering of the Juggalos. Wonder how his hairstyle became a thing?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 12 Apr 2010, 11:00
I am really hoping that Johnny is being sarcastic about not being able to attribute famous poems to Robert Frost. And, uh, Robert Frost's wife, apocryphally, I guess.

Come on, I know Robert Frost wrote it (or his wife, depending on yr literary historian), I was attributing the rewrites to their authors. I don't know who those people were!
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 12 Apr 2010, 17:02
Wait, those things are real? I thought you just made them up!!
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Post by: Theriandros on 12 Apr 2010, 17:09
Is the fourth one e.e. cummings?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 12 Apr 2010, 17:20
Hey wow it turns out I'm the poetry idiot because I got my Bob Frost mixed up with the Bill Carlos Billiams.

Here is the original:

Quote from: William Carlos Williams
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

The story goes that he made the poem out of a note his wife left for him.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: michaelicious on 12 Apr 2010, 17:22
Oops! I love that poem. It's so passive aggressive. Leaving notes is such an interesting way of communicating.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 12 Apr 2010, 17:25
Wait, how is it passive aggressive? I mean I barely even understand that term anyway but to me that note seems passive taunting or maybe passive condescending at worst.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 12 Apr 2010, 17:25
I mean, uh, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS! HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK??
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Post by: Theriandros on 12 Apr 2010, 17:30
Ah, dammit. I'm mixing up my notable early free verse poets now.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 12 Apr 2010, 17:36
only here could a thread about ICP turn into a thread about poetry
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: tommydski on 12 Apr 2010, 17:54
It's a fuckin' miracle, evidently.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 12 Apr 2010, 18:02
no dude it's a mirakill
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Post by: Alex C on 12 Apr 2010, 18:07
Wait, how is it passive aggressive? I mean I barely even understand that term anyway but to me that note seems passive taunting or maybe passive condescending at worst.

Well, passive aggressiveness is basically just a form of relationship sabotage while avoiding confrontation. Sending someone a note about how good that fruit they planned to eat tasted might fall under that category depending on the context.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 13 Apr 2010, 06:03
Hey wait so John Darnielle actually actually wrote those poems?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 13 Apr 2010, 06:18
I'm seeing the Mountain Goats tomorrow night. I'll ask him.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 13 Apr 2010, 08:49
It's OK, I'll ask him on Sunday!

(if I can remove my tongue from his scrotum)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: McTaggart on 13 Apr 2010, 09:14
Oh crap that's this weekend and not next weekend.
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Post by: Johnny C on 13 Apr 2010, 10:35
He redid "Best Ever Death Metal Band" and the last stanza of "I Wandered Softly as a Cloud." Chris Weingarten did the one that ends with "juggalos for life." I don't know who did those other ones. Maybe don't ask John Darnielle about posts he made on an Internet forum.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 13 Apr 2010, 20:24
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6268/1270844932704.gif)

Superman pose!
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Christophe on 15 Apr 2010, 08:00
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs462.ash1/25370_517427920195_205400805_31042526_7526188_n.jpg)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 15 Apr 2010, 08:41
OH GOD HORATIO CARUSO JUST HAS TWO EMPTY BLACK SOCKETS OF DOOOOOM

- wait that's just another pair of sunglasses. Hmm.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Apr 2010, 20:50
I didn't realize that the correct title was "I Wandered Softly As A Clown," probably.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Apr 2010, 20:21
And parodied (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--QxAuRpGdU)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Apr 2010, 21:54
kinda funny but not really necessary
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Post by: Koremora on 18 Apr 2010, 21:58
My thoughts exactly. The video parodies itself better than any parody could hope to achieve.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Apr 2010, 01:37
Eh. It's not that funny. It's ... boring. Deeply boring rap.

Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 19 Apr 2010, 11:58
surely you don't mean the actual icp video isn't funny
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Post by: the_pied_piper on 19 Apr 2010, 12:31
If he does then I'd have to agree with him. The original video is just ridiculous and embarrassing while the parody is at least mildly amusing.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: the_pied_piper on 19 Apr 2010, 13:57
Because the original isn't amazing? Just because something is ludicrous it does not make it hilarious.
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Post by: Johnny C on 19 Apr 2010, 14:00
what isn't hilarious about "fuckin' magnets - how do they work?"
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 19 Apr 2010, 14:11
and also little kid juggalos?
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Apr 2010, 14:36
The original is boring as shyte. It puts me to sleep. It has me wondering why people are worried about juggalloos. Surely any demographic that listens voluntarily to this coma-inducing piece of garbage must consist of accountants and ... well, can't think of anything more sleep inducing than accounting. In general, people who have a high tolerance for boredom.

But ... it's not funny. It's sort of sad.
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Post by: nufan on 19 Apr 2010, 16:07
FUCKKIN' RAINBOWS
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Post by: JD on 19 Apr 2010, 16:43
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7422/6769d5c5433741c39279710.png)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 19 Apr 2010, 18:13
Classy, a dead baby joke about an actual dead baby.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 19 Apr 2010, 18:15
Gothapotamus should never have spawned offspring anyway.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 19 Apr 2010, 18:28
Yeah, it's okay. They don't really feel pain. They're just juggalos. Why, I bet their whole family could die in a fire and they wouldn't even notice! Hahaha.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 19 Apr 2010, 18:40
You do remember the story behind that don't you?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 19 Apr 2010, 18:41
More of a stupid mother than a dead baby joke, really.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Apr 2010, 21:13
Yeah Harry it's entirely possible that all of us- including those who laughed at that image macro- still care more about the death of that baby than the mother does.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 19 Apr 2010, 21:15
Unless it's a really ugly baby.
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Apr 2010, 22:00
I was about to post "I laughed profusely and am going to hell" but thank you for vindicating me, Dovey.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: BeoPuppy on 20 Apr 2010, 01:55
So ... dead baby jokes ... and I'm supposed to find this funny how?

Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Nodaisho on 20 Apr 2010, 02:12
It isn't a dead baby joke, it is a joke about human stupidity that would be depressing if you didn't make a joke about it. It just happens to involve a dead baby.
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Post by: Spluff on 20 Apr 2010, 02:15
Oh. It's not a dead baby joke, it's a joke about dead babies. That makes sense.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KharBevNor on 20 Apr 2010, 02:19
It's an unbaby joke...

...in more ways than one!
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Post by: Nodaisho on 20 Apr 2010, 02:45
See, the goal of a dead baby joke is to offend, or at least to say something that was completely unexpected because of how vulgar it is. That is making a joke about a soon to be mother that was stupid enough to drink and do recreational prescription drugs while 6 months pregnant and morbidly obese. That is more gallows humor.
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Post by: Eris on 20 Apr 2010, 04:04
Stars and planets, up in the sky.

AH, C'MON FUCK A GUY.
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Post by: Theriandros on 20 Apr 2010, 08:54
Yeeaaahhhhh...

I'm gonna go with "crosses the line" here.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 20 Apr 2010, 10:54
That is making a joke about a soon to be mother that was stupid enough to drink and do recreational prescription drugs while 6 months pregnant and morbidly obese.

.. and then tried to use the media attention spurred by the baby's death to score money and free ICP merchandise, displaying an appalling lack of tact, concern, and humanity.
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Post by: Lummer on 20 Apr 2010, 23:56
That is making a joke about a soon to be mother that was stupid enough to drink and do recreational prescription drugs while 6 months pregnant and morbidly obese.

.. and then tried to use the media attention spurred by the baby's death to score money and free ICP merchandise, displaying an appalling lack of tact, concern, and humanity.

Well summed up. To me, the joke is on her, and she deserves every ounce of public ridicule coming her way.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Apr 2010, 00:22
So ... dead baby jokes ... and I'm supposed to find this funny how?

You're really not following the flow of this thread in any meaningful way, are you? I mean, it's admirable that you are trying, but it just seems to me that you aren't actually understanding what is being said.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 21 Apr 2010, 00:51
When I watched this video the first time I was thinking "yeah ok, the world is a pretty wonderous place and it is admirable to accept that - Good work Insane Clown Posse". Then I realised they meant "miracles" literally.

That baby is probably better off dead than being raised by a juggalo.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: BeoPuppy on 21 Apr 2010, 00:51
Whatever you seem to think, it's not rocket science. I understand just fine, thank you.
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Post by: Lummer on 21 Apr 2010, 01:00
Trouble is, I WANT to believe that it's just us being elitist assholes, and Juggalo culture not being the morass of human de-generation that it seems to be. I want to believe that not all Juggalos or ICP fans are fat, uneducated trailer trash. But everything that seems to surface about them, proves every negative prejudice about them.

Juggalos are not prevalent in Europe, almost non-existent even, but can it really be this bad? I mean, yes of course, ICP's music is horrific, but still. I remember reading a report from an outsider working merch sales on an ICP tour, and thinking: This can't be true.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Apr 2010, 01:27
Whatever you seem to think, it's not rocket science. I understand just fine, thank you.

explain the context of the picture of the juggalo mother burying her infant
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: BeoPuppy on 21 Apr 2010, 01:44
Are you operating under the impression that you can give me homework?

Deluded much?
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Post by: öde on 21 Apr 2010, 06:28
Yeah Johnny!
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Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 21 Apr 2010, 06:32
Fucking metaphysics.

How does it work?
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Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 21 Apr 2010, 07:50
Fuckin' miracles, how do they work?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 21 Apr 2010, 08:51
BeoPuppy was the one who discredited Iggy Pop in the consensus music thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24255.msg892247.html#msg892247) because he finds him boring.

Just, you know, throwing that out there.

Yeah, that thread...

*sigh*

Hey man, that thread turned out okay. Split Enz won!
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Apr 2010, 10:41
Are you operating under the impression that you can give me homework?

Deluded much?

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Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Apr 2010, 10:42
moderators everywhere in this bitch
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Post by: Joseph on 21 Apr 2010, 11:40
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l6/joe-gia/JohnnyC.jpg)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 22 Apr 2010, 06:48
Johnny is so pleased to be a juggalo

so, so pleased
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Christophe on 22 Apr 2010, 09:09
Quote from: Juggalo C of Theze Estates In Yo Mothafuckin' Mouth
I Can't Wait for the day!
When my knife finally arrives
So I can stab you in the face
And I Cry, "Oh God, you're not wearing face paint
Once I'm done stabbing you in the face, I'll go straight for the taint"
And 2 Dope will split the sky
And a million Faygo showers will reply
"My Son, Suck My Nuts, This is Goodbye"
'Till then, you will fucking die,
But I Can't Wait!
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Post by: Ballard on 22 Apr 2010, 10:37
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Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Christophe on 22 Apr 2010, 16:30
Quote from: Andruu Scott Juggalo of the band Zloan
But if you think that it's sticky when you're covered in Faygo
It's hard to believe you're a true-ass Juggalo
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 04 May 2010, 22:18
Hey guys, Miracles was actually a cover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TglfK7vGRkE&feature=related).
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 04 May 2010, 22:33
How dare you, Gene.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 04 May 2010, 22:36
Hey look a interview (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/04/violent_j_of_insane_clown_poss.html)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 04 May 2010, 22:39
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People that have listened to us for a while know that we've always included one, sometimes three, deep, meaningful songs on our records.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 04 May 2010, 22:40
Hey look a interview (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/04/violent_j_of_insane_clown_poss.html)

an interview, twatcakes
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: RallyMonkey on 04 May 2010, 22:40
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People that have listened to us for a while know that we've always included one, sometimes three, deep, meaningful songs on our records.

Never two. Never, ever two.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 04 May 2010, 22:41
Hey look a interview (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/04/violent_j_of_insane_clown_poss.html)

an interview, twatcakes
FUCKING GRAMMAR, HOW DOES IT WORK
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 04 May 2010, 22:41
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So maybe we were a little loose with the word, 'cause everyone seems to pick on the fact that a lot of the things we mention are not, in fact, miracles. But they're totally missing the point of the song: It's just about appreciating those things. For example, a long-necked giraffe. A giraffe may not actually be a miracle according to the books, but I took my daughter and my son to the zoo last fall and we fed a giraffe. Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you've never stood next to a fucking yellow-ass giraffe with a long neck, looking like a fucking dinosaur, it's just an amazing sight.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 04 May 2010, 22:42
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I've always thought a miracle was something awesome

I knew it. Boobs are miracles.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: RallyMonkey on 04 May 2010, 22:42
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it's not 100 percent about science, even.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 04 May 2010, 22:43
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We never spoke to Eminem, we never officially shook his hand or squashed the beef
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 04 May 2010, 22:45
Actually in Mr. J's defence I do sometimes find myself staring at a bird's legs and thinking "Holy shit, it's just like a fucking dinosaur". Seriously. Have a good look at a bird's legs next time you get the chance, people.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that in the parlance of the day, evolution is a fuckin' miracle.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: RallyMonkey on 04 May 2010, 22:50
I have to admit that the interview makes him seem far more intelligent than you'd ever think he was.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 04 May 2010, 22:56
Intelligent is a hell of a word.

Maybe "capable of decent, grammatical English" instead.

Then again:

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A giraffe may not actually be a miracle according to the books, but I took my daughter and my son to the zoo last fall and we fed a giraffe. Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you've never stood next to a fucking yellow-ass giraffe with a long neck, looking like a fucking dinosaur, it's just an amazing sight.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 04 May 2010, 23:00
Maybe "capable of decent, grammatical English" instead.

On the other hand, as he freely admits in the interview, the media is prone to chopping up and editing his replies to their questions - so how do we know that he really sounds that intelligible in real life?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KvP on 05 May 2010, 00:11
I've always gotten the sense that Violent J is, to some extent, a performance artist. Like Dash Snow, but better.

Shaggy 2 Dope, I think he might actually be a dumbass.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 05 May 2010, 00:36
If that interview doesn't immediately endear you to Violent J I don't know what's the matter with you. Dude just lives large and loves life.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KvP on 05 May 2010, 01:00
I'm gonna have to vouch for his giraffe comment as well. Went to a rare animal zoo in Arizona when I was a kid and having a giraffe crane its neck over a 10-foot fence and grab food pellets out of your hand with its tongue is truly awe-inspiring.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 05 May 2010, 01:28
And we haven't even started talking about their crazy blue tongues!

I think everyone in this thread owes at least 50% of the Insane Clown Posse an apology.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 05 May 2010, 01:29
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5344/giraffetongue.jpg)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KvP on 05 May 2010, 01:42
"Miracles" in monologue form. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 05 May 2010, 05:23
Hahaha oh man, haven't seen that in a while.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: ALoveSupreme on 05 May 2010, 18:36
I didn't know they did a nightline interview.   I tracked down what I think is an unedited version.  It's at least a little refreshing to hear them say most of their lyrics are a joke.  They don't sound exceptionally eloquent, and they like to hide behind the "we're entertainers" mantra a little bit, but it's an interesting watch.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfisddCgtsg
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 05 May 2010, 22:07
I do hope that Violent J and Martin Bashir can squash the beef together.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 05 May 2010, 22:11
Watching that video made me a little embarrassed for everyone involved.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 05 May 2010, 22:26
Watching that video made me realise that I'd clicked on a link to a thirty-minute video of Martin Bashir interviewing the Insane Clown Posse. Fortunately I made this realisation only about a minute and a half into the video and I was able to act accordingly.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KvP on 06 May 2010, 00:33
Have you considered that a Sea Lion is essentially a dog with flippers?

Miracles.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: ALoveSupreme on 06 May 2010, 04:44
I caught an interview they did with Bill oReilly almost ten years ago (I was bored enough) and it was pretty much the same exact interview so maybe I do go back on saying it's an interesting watch, but Mr. J definitely seems to have a much better idea of what's going on than Mr. Dope
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: BeoPuppy on 06 May 2010, 04:59
Nomen est omen.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Thrillho on 06 May 2010, 17:57
I never disagreed with the sentiment the Posse had in that song. In fact I quite appreciated it and approved of the point they were making.

But the way they were making the point made them look like utter tools, as they almost always look. I mean 'fuckin' magnets, how do they work' is not the awy to get your point across, chaps.

They probably already know this.

Why am I still typing?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KvP on 06 May 2010, 22:09
Today in Miracles (http://gawker.com/5533144/worlds-largest-beaver-dam-is-visible-from-space).
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KvP on 12 May 2010, 15:41
Follow Violent J on twitter!

@bigviolentj

Just a taste:
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“I don't know what it is today but Im feeling a deep sadness for Michael Jackson. I miss his magic. It was awsome sharing the planet with him”

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“Sponge Bob is clearly gay. He wants Squidward. He's never shown intrest [sic] in Pearl, Mrs Puff or Sandy. He's metro sexual, and full of hints.”

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“The upcoming video for our song "Miricles" will compleatly melt your brain into a liquid that will pour out your eyes, ears, nose and mouth”

He's just like a normal person!
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Barmymoo on 26 May 2010, 07:20
OK guys I have a burning question I have been wanting an answer to for a while.

Where does the phrase "fucking [whatever], how does it work?" actually originate from?

I mean, I could google it, but I really don't want to google "Fucking, how does it work?".
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KvP on 26 May 2010, 07:33
The Insane Clown Posse song "Miracles", in which ICP wordsmith Shaggy 2 Dope utters the immortal line "Magnets: How do they work?"
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Zingoleb on 26 May 2010, 07:48
Fucking magnets, how do they work.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Barmymoo on 26 May 2010, 08:04
I had begun to suspect it was something like that!

I mean, I doubt the ICP would pick up on a satirical internet meme and include in their songs, I guess.

So I have now watched the video and I gotta say, they're so sweet. For all their facepaint and bad language, the Insane Clown Posse are just small children marvelling at the world.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: BeoPuppy on 04 Jun 2010, 00:14
http://laughingsquid.com/noisebridge-presents-science-for-juggalos/

Well ...
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Jun 2010, 19:55
SEX AND ROMANCE ADVICE FROM JUGGALOS

SEX AND ROMANCE ADVICE FROM JUGGALOS

SEX AND ROMANCE ADVICE FROM JUGGALOS

http://www.nerve.com/advice/2010/06/21/sex-advice-from-juggalos

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What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?
Oh shit, where do I start? I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole. Juggalos can’t dance, you know? So I guess they got to do something.

Wait, what’s a neden hole?
Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

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Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

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we call vaginas nedens.

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vaginas

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nedens.

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Oh, we call vaginas nedens.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 25 Jun 2010, 22:34
So she shoved it up her vagina hole?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 26 Jun 2010, 00:57
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

e: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KharBevNor on 26 Jun 2010, 11:39
(http://karlehmer.com/ProductImages/HungarianKielbasaLargenew.jpg)

+

(http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/07/14/1247634245-wheel_juggalos-at-hempfestseattle2005_web.jpg)

=?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Nodaisho on 26 Jun 2010, 19:54
There's no way she's a juggalo. She isn't morbidly obese.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 26 Jun 2010, 22:45
She might be one of the few photogenic juggalettes
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Cire27 on 27 Jun 2010, 07:17
A lot of people thought that right up until the herpes.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KharBevNor on 27 Jun 2010, 09:56
She might be one of the few photogenic juggalettes

Until she takes the make-up off, that is.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Jun 2010, 22:52
Yeah it's amazing the difference that stuff can make, without the makeup she looks like this

(http://www.mwt-studios.com/comics/2010/arkham/cthulhu2.jpg)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 28 Jun 2010, 22:57
I'd hit it.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 28 Jun 2010, 22:58
I mean I bet those tentacles would make a wicked blowjorb.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Cire27 on 29 Jun 2010, 09:25
I suddenly feel the urge to post some tentacle sex.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Lummer on 29 Jun 2010, 10:08
Yeah, just to get the bad taste out of your mouth.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: nufan on 29 Jun 2010, 11:29
Quote from: Juggalo
We call vaginas nedens.

I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole.

So, translated, he said "vagina hole"? Isn't that a tautology?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 29 Jun 2010, 20:18
So she shoved it up her vagina hole?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: JD on 29 Jun 2010, 22:38
I'm guessing the backdoor is the poden hole
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Emaline on 30 Jun 2010, 12:34
So, translated, he said "vagina hole"? Isn't that a tautology?

So she shoved it up her vagina hole?


I was surprised more people did not catch this.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: amok on 01 Jul 2010, 14:58
that was nearly the best thing ever

then a man on a horse in stupid face paint dragged another man into a pile of EXPLOSIVES boxes with a rope and he EXPLODED

then it was definitely the best thing ever
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 01 Jul 2010, 15:42
yeah wow that is amazing. i would never watch the actual thing. but the trailer made me lol hard.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KvP on 01 Jul 2010, 15:55
I've seen Big Money Hustlas. I remember it actually being pretty funny.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Christophe on 18 Jul 2010, 03:03
GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xewi_Gdc8&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 18 Jul 2010, 03:09
dudes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pypMXSpZDQ)

oh my god
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KharBevNor on 18 Jul 2010, 13:45
GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xewi_Gdc8&feature=player_embedded)

Juggalos can't spell cameraderie.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Nodaisho on 19 Jul 2010, 03:15
To be fair, it would make a whole hell of a lot more sense if it were spelled comradery (I would probably start spelling it like that, but remember there is supposed to be an ie at the end, and spell it comraderie). Goddamn French people.

And hey, apparently comradery is an accepted variant to some sources.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Jul 2010, 08:57
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/Screenshot2010-07-29at115350AM.png)

Extra credit to whoever can tell me how many bandannas this guy is actually wearing
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 29 Jul 2010, 16:54
looks like 3
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: DarkAvenger on 29 Jul 2010, 17:29
5 by my count.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: pwhodges on 29 Jul 2010, 23:49
D'you know, there are few things I care about less...
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 03 Aug 2010, 03:12
ummmmmm so his kid has a rap video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqlRtXuJNE&feature=player_embedded) now
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Aug 2010, 14:32
looks like 3

I'm pretty sure there's at least that many on top of his head
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Oct 2010, 21:25
oh my god it just keeps getting better (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god)

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"A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"

"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 23 Oct 2010, 14:25
ummmmmm so his kid has a rap video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqlRtXuJNE&feature=player_embedded) now

This is probably the least offensive thing Psychopathic Records has ever put out. It's pretty cute! Looks like a kid messing around having fun with his dad who took him to work to show him what he'll inherit one day.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Oct 2010, 15:16
Take Your Kids To The Dark Carnival Day
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: jackmort on 27 Oct 2010, 05:48
I actually know two people who have Insane Clown Posse tattoos
what is the world coming to :/
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Oct 2010, 16:21
So do I

(http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Coolio-Juggalo-tattoo-jugalo-cool.jpg)

a-heh
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Wasteroo on 28 Oct 2010, 01:09
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Shaggy says the idea for the lyrics came when one of the ICP road crew brought some magnets into the recording studio one day and they spent ages playing with them in wonderment.

"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."

geez, I'm suddenly finding it hard to dislike ICP as much. they just seem to be a couple of adorable manchildren!


edit: perhaps I should have finished reading the article

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"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

I don't fucking even
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Oct 2010, 07:52
I read that sentence like ten times before I realised they were using two senses of the word "fuck" there
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Oct 2010, 07:54
Or are they?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Oct 2010, 07:54
 :psyduck:
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: scarred on 28 Oct 2010, 11:32
I didn't think they were. Which is why I was so amused.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 28 Oct 2010, 21:32
:psyduck:
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Wasteroo on 29 Oct 2010, 01:12
I think Violent J's point here is never be afraid to settle for second best
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: BeoPuppy on 29 Oct 2010, 01:35
Two different meanings of the word fuck. Thanks, mr. Dovey. I didn't get it before.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 29 Oct 2010, 17:15
Oh god I am laughing so hard.

Dovey, does that guy realize he misspelled juggalo?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Oct 2010, 18:14
Gene do you realise that is Coolio

do you realise that
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 29 Oct 2010, 21:02
Not as coolio as he used to be.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 30 Oct 2010, 00:44
Not as coolio as he used to be.

wow! i bet coolio's ears are burning
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 30 Oct 2010, 01:05
(Still infinitely coolioer than me.)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Oct 2010, 03:07
Who is coolio?
What does he doolio?
Where does he golio?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 31 Oct 2010, 21:05
 :psyduck:
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 02 Nov 2010, 20:51
Who is coolio?
What does he doolio?
Where does he golio?


"Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples."

(http://teamyee.tv/wp-content/themes/tma/images/latest/coolio.JPG)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Inlander on 02 Nov 2010, 21:13
Well that turntable/cooktop is just grossly impractical. The vinyl would melt before you'd even got some beats going! And who's going to hold the frying pan while you're trying to mix with your left hand and stir with your right hand? Eh? Eh? Answer me that, Mr. Coolio!
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KharBevNor on 03 Nov 2010, 01:17
Whatever, everyone knows the five cornerstones of hip-hop culture are graffiti, breakdancing, rapping, DJing and cooking fryed breakfasts.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 03 Nov 2010, 01:21
Harry, your question is far too logical in light of the fact that the bacon in this picture is photoshopped onto the frying pan.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Nov 2010, 09:44
his egg skills are unmatchable, sam
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Nov 2010, 10:57
He be straight punkin' all y'all Sucka SC's (sous chefs)
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 03 Nov 2010, 11:01
Perhaps "post-racial twentysomething" has meaning after all.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: KharBevNor on 03 Nov 2010, 12:08
I very much doubt Monsieur Coolio would be happy seeing himself as anything less than a Chef de Cuisine.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Ballard on 03 Nov 2010, 12:27
So do I

(http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Coolio-Juggalo-tattoo-jugalo-cool.jpg)

a-heh

(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8928/faygo1.jpg)

Five Hundred Ways to Faygo; it's bound to happen.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Nov 2010, 17:48
Do you know what? I've been spending all this time staring at Coolio's insane tattoo, to miss some of the more subtle humour inherent in that picture like wait a second is Coolio wearing a Coolio shirt?
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: kwami42 on 01 Dec 2010, 06:09
This video made Pitchfork's Top 40 videos of the year
 :psyduck:
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: De_El on 01 Dec 2010, 18:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKWJvldhXpQ&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKWJvldhXpQ&feature=player_embedded)

"little broke ass ninjas"
"think of the fuckin kids"
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Theta9 on 13 Sep 2018, 12:10
I didn't see it upthread, but SNL did a brilliant sendup of this stupid song and video - "Mysterious Mysteries" by Thrilla Killa Klownz.
It's hard to find online though. So instead please enjoy this ICP diss track "Faygo Rain" by Chozo Ninpo and MC Wreckshin.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Thrillho on 15 Sep 2018, 07:09
This is a surprising choice of thread to bump. I'm a bit scared to see what my previous replies were.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Pilchard123 on 15 Sep 2018, 07:15
Eh, they're pretty tame.
Title: Re: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video
Post by: Thrillho on 15 Sep 2018, 07:17
So I just discovered.

Phew.