This vid is the shit. All u chicken fuckin HATERS dnt knw ur ass from a hole in the ground. All of ya dnt knw what we JUGGALOS knw. WE DA SHIT. So if u racist bigots u dirty demons can just FUCK OFF BITCHES!!! MMWFCL 2 ALL my JUGGALO FAMILY
he considers it a miracle that their kids look like them!
man the comments are hilarious
#cjc813 But does two guys really constitute a "posse?" I mean, that's more of a partnership, really..
I think he was implying his wife is unfaithful?
Of course yr kids look like you they have the same facepaint, you douchebags.
Actually I think the only miracle in this video is that ICP gets shot into the sun at the very end.
Learn Your Motherfuckin' Science with the ICP (http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp)
For once, when at the Frisco bay,
with Faygo and in pensive mood,
a pelican my cellphone ate
or tried to, which I thought was rude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
to recognize these mirakills.
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His mouth can hold more than his belly can,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week.
And fuck you bitch-ass faggots, juggalo for life
the best ever clown makeup band outta Houston
had been down with the clown
since their grade school'd expelled them
This is just to say
I have eaten the cellphone
that was
in your hand
and which
you were probably
saving
for a phone call
Forgive me
it was delicious
maybe you could get it out
using some sort of magnet?
Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
And sorry I could not spray you with both
And be one Juggalo, long I stood
And shook up one as much as I could
To better soak with Red Pop your clothes
Then shook the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Then a pelican took to the air
His fucking pouch, my cell phone's in there
Last time I'll toss fish in Frisco Bay
And two bitches that morning I furiously laid
With faces painted white upon black
Oh, I sprayed Faygo on the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if she should ever come back
Fucking magnets, I say with a sigh
I don't want to talk to no scientist
Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
I shook the one labeled Rock & Rye
And that has made all the difference.
I saw the best minds of my juggalo nation blown by magnets, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the faygo cans at dawn looking for an angry fix,
jester-painted hipsters toking for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of their parents' basements festering 'neath suburbs of Detroit contemplating Mushroomhead
insane clown poesy
I am really hoping that Johnny is being sarcastic about not being able to attribute famous poems to Robert Frost. And, uh, Robert Frost's wife, apocryphally, I guess.
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Wait, how is it passive aggressive? I mean I barely even understand that term anyway but to me that note seems passive taunting or maybe passive condescending at worst.
That is making a joke about a soon to be mother that was stupid enough to drink and do recreational prescription drugs while 6 months pregnant and morbidly obese.
That is making a joke about a soon to be mother that was stupid enough to drink and do recreational prescription drugs while 6 months pregnant and morbidly obese.
.. and then tried to use the media attention spurred by the baby's death to score money and free ICP merchandise, displaying an appalling lack of tact, concern, and humanity.
So ... dead baby jokes ... and I'm supposed to find this funny how?
Whatever you seem to think, it's not rocket science. I understand just fine, thank you.
BeoPuppy was the one who discredited Iggy Pop in the consensus music thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24255.msg892247.html#msg892247) because he finds him boring.
Just, you know, throwing that out there.
Yeah, that thread...
*sigh*
Are you operating under the impression that you can give me homework?
Deluded much?
I Can't Wait for the day!
When my knife finally arrives
So I can stab you in the face
And I Cry, "Oh God, you're not wearing face paint
Once I'm done stabbing you in the face, I'll go straight for the taint"
And 2 Dope will split the sky
And a million Faygo showers will reply
"My Son, Suck My Nuts, This is Goodbye"
'Till then, you will fucking die,
But I Can't Wait!
But if you think that it's sticky when you're covered in Faygo
It's hard to believe you're a true-ass Juggalo
People that have listened to us for a while know that we've always included one, sometimes three, deep, meaningful songs on our records.
Hey look a interview (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/04/violent_j_of_insane_clown_poss.html)
QuotePeople that have listened to us for a while know that we've always included one, sometimes three, deep, meaningful songs on our records.
FUCKING GRAMMAR, HOW DOES IT WORKHey look a interview (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/04/violent_j_of_insane_clown_poss.html)
an interview, twatcakes
So maybe we were a little loose with the word, 'cause everyone seems to pick on the fact that a lot of the things we mention are not, in fact, miracles. But they're totally missing the point of the song: It's just about appreciating those things. For example, a long-necked giraffe. A giraffe may not actually be a miracle according to the books, but I took my daughter and my son to the zoo last fall and we fed a giraffe. Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you've never stood next to a fucking yellow-ass giraffe with a long neck, looking like a fucking dinosaur, it's just an amazing sight.
I've always thought a miracle was something awesome
it's not 100 percent about science, even.
We never spoke to Eminem, we never officially shook his hand or squashed the beef
A giraffe may not actually be a miracle according to the books, but I took my daughter and my son to the zoo last fall and we fed a giraffe. Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you've never stood next to a fucking yellow-ass giraffe with a long neck, looking like a fucking dinosaur, it's just an amazing sight.
Maybe "capable of decent, grammatical English" instead.
“I don't know what it is today but Im feeling a deep sadness for Michael Jackson. I miss his magic. It was awsome sharing the planet with him”
“Sponge Bob is clearly gay. He wants Squidward. He's never shown intrest [sic] in Pearl, Mrs Puff or Sandy. He's metro sexual, and full of hints.”
“The upcoming video for our song "Miricles" will compleatly melt your brain into a liquid that will pour out your eyes, ears, nose and mouth”
What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?
Oh shit, where do I start? I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole. Juggalos can’t dance, you know? So I guess they got to do something.
Wait, what’s a neden hole?
Oh, we call vaginas nedens.
Oh, we call vaginas nedens.
we call vaginas nedens.
vaginas
nedens.
Oh, we call vaginas nedens.
She might be one of the few photogenic juggalettes
We call vaginas nedens.
I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole.
So she shoved it up her vagina hole?
So, translated, he said "vagina hole"? Isn't that a tautology?
So she shoved it up her vagina hole?
dudes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pypMXSpZDQ)
GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xewi_Gdc8&feature=player_embedded)
looks like 3
"A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"
"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.
ummmmmm so his kid has a rap video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqlRtXuJNE&feature=player_embedded) now
Shaggy says the idea for the lyrics came when one of the ICP road crew brought some magnets into the recording studio one day and they spent ages playing with them in wonderment.
"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."
"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
:psyduck:
Not as coolio as he used to be.
Who is coolio?
What does he doolio?
Where does he golio?
So do I
(http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Coolio-Juggalo-tattoo-jugalo-cool.jpg)
a-heh