Few days later he messages me and says that he wants his money back or 150 dollars to help pay for the repairs.
40 Y/O SWM SEEKING JACK-OFF BUDDY. NO GAY STUFF.
Sneak into his bedroom one night and carefully slide the jack up his urethra while he's sleeping.
Put a thread through his pissjack then sue Gene
Dovey, I've seen your pants. I'm pretty sure there isn't enough room for all of us.How about a snuggie?