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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: mustang6172 on 25 Apr 2010, 19:35

Title: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: mustang6172 on 25 Apr 2010, 19:35
I lack the skill to provide a drawn version of this comic, but a script is the next best thing.

Panel 1
Penny:  You Twit!  You DILETTANTE!  You… you ASSBUTT!
Faye:   Dora, make Penny stop being mean to me!
Dora:  C’mon, Penelope.  You know Faye just likes to complain.

Panel 2
Penny:  That mindset is just so offensive.  I’d KILL to be able to write or edit books for a living.  To throw away that kind of opportunity just because it feels like WORK… ugh.
Dora:  How would you feel about editing Anne Rice novels?

Panel 3
Penny:  (shocked)

Panel 4
Penny:  (cries)
Dora:  Shit.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: westrim on 25 Apr 2010, 21:22
It may say something that when I first saw the title of this thread that I thought it referred to the year.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: JD on 25 Apr 2010, 21:47
They killed Charles I that year. Good times
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Akima on 26 Apr 2010, 05:44
Quote from: mustang6172 on 25 Apr 2010, 19:35
Dora:  How would you feel about editing Anne Rice novels?
Anne Rice novels are edited?
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Mr_Rose on 26 Apr 2010, 13:38
Presumably someone has to insert the punctuation....
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Apr 2010, 15:56
According to 242, Dora likes Anne Rice novels.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Carl-E on 26 Apr 2010, 16:20
People like Jimbo's novels, too. 

Doesn't make 'em good...
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Border Reiver on 26 Apr 2010, 17:51
Quote from: Zombiedude on 25 Apr 2010, 21:47
They killed Charles I that year. Good times

Depends on whether you consider Cromwell's brand of Puritanism and military dictatorship good times, but what ever floats your boat.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 26 Apr 2010, 20:54
The point being that they might not be Dora's first choice of a Horrible Example.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Akima on 26 Apr 2010, 21:48
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 26 Apr 2010, 15:56
According to 242, Dora likes Anne Rice novels.
Yeah, but that was when she was still gothy Dora, so I assume she was attracted by the subject-matter rather than any literary merit.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: scarred on 26 Apr 2010, 23:31
Quote from: Carl-E on 26 Apr 2010, 16:20
People like Jimbo's novels, too. 

Doesn't make 'em good...

this is the most ludicrous forum post i've ever read.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Dliessmgg on 27 Apr 2010, 02:45
Quote from: scarred on 26 Apr 2010, 23:31
Quote from: Carl-E on 26 Apr 2010, 16:20
People like Jimbo's novels, too. 

Doesn't make 'em good...

this is the most ludicrous forum post i've ever read.

this is the most ludicrous forum post i've ever read.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Carl-E on 27 Apr 2010, 03:21
Nice to know my goal's been met. 
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 27 Apr 2010, 12:31
Akima has a great point there.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: JJXB on 27 Apr 2010, 13:56
Quote from: mustang6172 on 25 Apr 2010, 19:35
Dora:  How would you feel about editing Stephanie Meyer novels?
would have made more sense really. that would have made any sane editor cry their eyes out.
Title: Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
Post by: Kugai on 27 Apr 2010, 17:38
There is no editing in the entire Universe that will improve that hack Myers books


Except using a TARDIS and going back and running her over with a steam roller