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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: jhocking on 21 Jun 2010, 11:19
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You have been arrested for murder. You've used up all your appeals, only thing left is to accept your fate and enjoy your last meal. What's it gonna be? A steak? A great pizza? Some pie? This isn't isn't just anything you like, this isn't the time to be gastronomically creative, this is the last meal you're ever going to eat ever.
(In a recent conversation I realized that if I were on death row and had to pick a last meal, I would pick a seafood pasta. No dessert, just wanna gorge on shrimp and mussels cooked in a delicious pasta.)
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Just remember, kids: Even if you aren't on death row eventually you're going to have to eat a last meal. And you may not even know that it is your last while you eat it.
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Assuming you aren't now too depressed to type, I'm curious what people will pick.
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turkey and bacon sandwich
deep-fried oreos
doughnuts
mtn dew
steak
poppy-seed muffins
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
strawberries
salvia
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I'd skip it.
I wouldn't enjoy it anyway and I sure as hell don't need it.
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Two packs of Camel cigarettes and half a bottle of gin.
As an ex-smoker and no longer a binge drinker, I've given this one a lot of thought. If I'm going out, I'm going to enjoy my vices. Oh, and probably an entire cheesecake.
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I will just be good in prison and get out in like 14 years tops.
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We don't have death penalty in Norway.
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Death penalty is ridiculous, so I'll go on hunger strike when I'm on death row.
Or just have a nice, medium rare steak with potatoes au gratin (is that even a food term) and asparagus.
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You guys.
You're missing the point.
(jens your avatar is still the best)
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PASTA and LUMPIA and CANTONESE STYLE PAN FRIED NOODLES and PIZZA FROM NAPLES and ICE CREAM and CACTUS COOLER and THIN MINTS and MINUTE MAID FROZEN LEMONADE and i'm not giving this very much thought am i
edit: ALL WITH RICE OF COURSE
edit 2: RICE WITH KIMLAN SOY SAUCE
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Most civilised countries have that in common, though.
Most.
Lookin' at you, America.
Are we talking about the same America here?
Anyway, shishtawook, hummus, spiced fries, pistachio baklava, and probably a screwdriver.
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Heroin.
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German sausages, just for pun (http://irregularwebcomic.net/1242.html).
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Ecstasy. Served on a sex doll.
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Having sex with a blow up doll while on ecstasy would be shitty because it's not a real person. No body heat, no eye contact, no vocal response ... ugh. A high-class call girl, on the other hand ... that would be fantastic.
If I could decide what the last thing I would eat would be, I'd probably go with a full spread of fajita fixings with Bloody Marys to wash it down and Italian gelato for dessert.
Also, if I were to die by lethal injection (which I think I'd want, out of all the possible options), I'd probably want to get injected with a fat syringe of DMT right before the other chemicals got into my system. Surfing through n-dimensional hyperspace seems like a great place to be while my body gets quietly and cleanly shut down.
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Did you know they have to sterilize the needle they inject you with so you don't catch anything infectious?
It's true, I read it somewhere.
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Dude, you're on a cell on death row. Where would you suggest I could find a "real person"?
I could ask for ecstasy served on a hooker's ass, but I guess that's not something you can expect to get.
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every illegal substance ever, laced with whiskey
i do not want to be cogent when they gas me
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but to die is the last great adventure
why the fuck you want to miss that?! This is probably your only chance to see what it's all about.
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i will have plenty of time once i'm dead to adventure around.
plus i've always wanted to try acid without fearing the consequences.
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Spaghetti bolognaise, red wine and tiramisu.
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Peanut Butter and Pancakes drenched in Syrup. Ice Cold Milk to wash it down.
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I reckon the prospect of oblivion will make me pretty hungry.
Starter: Chicken satay skewers
Main course: Full no bullshit English Breakfast/mixed grill combo consisting of 2 fried eggs, 2 pieces fried bread, 2 hash browns, 1 large field mushroom, 4 rashers bacon, 3 sausage, large black pudding, small sirloin steak, lamb chop, with some onion rings, heinz baked beans and bubble and squeak made with potatoes, cale, asparagus, onion etc. on the side. Everything highest quality organic ingredients except for the baked beans.
Dessert: Ice cream sundae with mint choc chip, chocolate and vanilla ice cream plus nuts, chocolate sauce, wafers, etc.
Followed by: Cheese board (biblical scale) with full selection of biscuits for cheese, coffee. Also a selection of mixed nuts and some chocolates.
If we're allowed drugs and alcohol I will start this meal off with a large joint, expertly rolled into an utterly flawless shiva's trident by a strange bearded man flown in specially from California, made half and half with golden virginia rolling tobacco and hyper-potent genetically engineered kush from the CIA's own private stash. To accompany the main course I will drink two pints of Flowers Original Strong Ale. After the main course I will smoke a standard roll-up. After dessert I will have a Romio Y Julieta cigar and drink a good 14 year Islay malt. If we are not allowed drugs and alcohol then my accompaniement for the entire meal will be two fucking litres of irn bru and a lot of weeping.
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Probably a good burger and some barbecue, and some alcohol to wash it down.
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They would just have to have my grandma come in and make me the following:
Smoked salmon with boiled egg on Boston lettuce, accompanied by Heinz salad cream
Poutine (not made by my grandma actually) with proper curd and good gravy and crispy fries
Home made vegetable soup (family recipe)
Stuffed pork tenderloin with brussels sprouts and roast potatoes and freshly baked scones (with butter)
Trifle, empire biscuits, chocolate popsicles and a fucking boatload of dolly mixture.
A nice, cold Keith's with the starter, a bottle of the Innis & Gunn Canada Day Cask with dinner, and a Mill Street Raspberry ale with dessert. If we are not allowed alcohol, bring me chocolate milk and Diet Coke and Arizona Peach Iced Tea.
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I would be all over some nice spaghetti & meat balls. Man I love me some spaghetti and meat balls. Maybe garlic bread on the side, I don't know. I just want spaghetti and meatballs with a bunch of grated cheddar cheese on top. I have had a lot of good food and there are many dishes I love, but I think my last meal would just have to be spaghetti and meat balls.
Red wine or beer are things I like with such, but man, I think I'd want to take the shot stone sober.
Not sure on desert. I usually just grab whatever desert sound interesting on a menu. There is some black raspberry cheesecake icecream in my freezer, I'd take some of that with a side of the cook's favorite chocolate cake recipe.
Also, start with a ceaser salad just because salads are tasty too sometimes.
Having sex with a blow up doll while on ecstasy would be shitty because it's not a real person. No body heat, no eye contact, no vocal response ... ugh.
Having sex with a blow-up doll while not on ecstasy is good though?
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For some reason my ideal last meal consists almost entirely of foods from the American deep-south?
So, probably a fuckload of awesome fried chicken, ribs, salt and pepper squid and (cos Khar reminded me) onion rings with key lime pie/cheesecake for desert
Also like a full bottle of viagra or horny goat weed or something because I want to die with a raging hard boner
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yeah I think I'd probably have bacon and egg ice cream
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Fish 'n chips with mushy peas.
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Some excellent Parmesan Chicken
Italian bread (with olive oil and this weird black sauce thing you put in the oil, no clue what it's called)
Melon Pan (awesome Japanese bread; you can never have enough bread)
Chocolate cheesecake
Raspberry Italian Soda, water, and a good old Dr. Pepper for drinks
Peppermint
So basically, among other things of course, it's a take-out meal from Macaroni Grill.
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How are we getting killed? Like, if it is in the electric chair I would like to drink my bodyweight in nitroglycerin for a last meal please because FUCK YOU, EXECUTIONER
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Italian bread (with olive oil and this weird black sauce thing you put in the oil, no clue what it's called)
Balsamic vinegar.
(http://imgur.com/P316A.jpg)
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I'd order acid for dinner and then throw it in the guards face and escape
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(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Children.jpg)
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http://supertremendous.com/Content/the-10-funniest-movie-marquee-of-all-time.html
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Cyanide. Those fuckers won't get me!!
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So lots and lots of apple pips?
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Speaking of which, I once learned that lethal injections are mostly just massive doses of potassium. I don't know if that's still true, and the cocktail does include plenty of other stuff, but it was an eyebrow raiser. Same principle as "1 sleeping pill can be a good thing, 20 is a very bad thing."
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Barbiturates, then a muscle paralyser, then highly concentrated potassium chloride, normally. In US executions anyway.
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I'd want loads of leftover lasagne.
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A brick
I'd never finish it so I'd never die
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what if they ground it up into the finest of dust and put it in some other food.
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Did you know they have to sterilize the needle they inject you with so you don't catch anything infectious?
It's true, I read it somewhere.
So your body doesn't get a nasty infection that the living have to deal with. Ain't nothing like infections over a rotting body for the morticians to deal with. Best to have a "clean" dead body.
Besides, the needles they use for lethal injections are pre-sterilized, anyway. All the executioner has got to do is unwrap the needle, get the Lethal part of the operation into the needle, and then perform the Injection.
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3.5 grams psilocybin.
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This is the worst thread to read when you have no food in the house.
Hangi would be mine.
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i refuse to pick a last meal because execution is a state-sponsored sin and i'll have no truck with it
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plus i live in canada, owned