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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Lunchbox on 08 Nov 2010, 19:05
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Guys I am just creating this thread because I for one really need just one all-purpose one-hit beardstravaganza.
This can be a place to post your Novembeard (or Decembeard, or Manuary, etc) progress, get beard advice, or just show off how pretty your face looks with a beard. All those things.
I am glad there are so many of us that appreciate the loveliness of a hairy-faced man.
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lacmmg9usj1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
Fuck yeah, beards.
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It's Januhairy
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then comes Manuary
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oh my god, a thread, just for beards?
i want to marry this thread.
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No neck beards. Kthnxbai. All other beards welcome!
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Not enough
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs606.snc4/58606_432393443035_619463035_5243256_3094928_n.jpg)
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i want to marry this thread.
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(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs217.snc1/8423_161285561919_615321919_3197160_4765918_n.jpg)
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With one exception that I started to grow back out the very day I shaved it, I have been bearded for about 7.5 years now. I started growing it the day my youngest daughter was born. Prior to that I had about 3.5 years of a friggin' wicked fu manchu. Unfortunately, however, I am a corporate stiff and full fledged beardy-goodness is somewhat frowned upon. Therefore I am merely --lamely-- van dyked. Not only that, but its starting to turn grey. *sigh* I've even been considering shaving it completely if I can lose a few more pounds so my bare cheeks don't look so damn round.
Corporate conformity sucks.
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hey guys i wanted to ask about this
vancouver doesn't recognize novembeard
it recognizes movember
which i think is a really shitty name for a month
yeah?
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Therefore I am merely --lamely-- van dyked. Not only that, but its starting to turn grey. *sigh*
Actually the only way I can think a van dyke would be acceptable is if it's grey. Greyness + facial hair is a good thing.
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I actually get a lot of compliments on the grey. In fact, I can't think of anyone who has said anything other than it looks good, or distinguished, or... pick your adjective.
I, however, hate it. Mentally, I'm still about 17. I don't particularly care for the visual reminders of middle age. Especially because my facial hair is a glorious riot of brown, blond and red. I've always been pretty fond of it. My father used to have jet black hair, but then there was this distinct line in his sideburns where the black stopped and his facial hair was flaming red. It was was wild. Of course, he went grey younger than I did, so I guess I better not complain too much.
A couple of haircuts ago my barber said "Ok, done."
I'm all like "Great, thanks."
Then he says "Yeah, I got all the grey ones for you."
Argh. Fuck.
You dick. I get it. I'm halfway to dead. Thanks for letting me know.
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hey guys i wanted to ask about this
vancouver doesn't recognize novembeard
it recognizes movember
which i think is a really shitty name for a month
yeah?
I'm glad I'm not the only one bothered by that.
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(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard1.jpg)
(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard2.jpg)
(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard3.jpg)
(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard4.jpg)
(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard5.jpg)
(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard6.jpg)
(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard7.jpg)
(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard8.jpg)
(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard9.jpg)
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Just so you all know, I have had a beard continuously since December 1965.
The Celtic Geek' Beard (http://g.virbcdn.com/_f/cdn_images/resize_640x640/ac/Image-47710-195772-libsci_sm.jpeg)
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hey guys i wanted to ask about this
vancouver doesn't recognize novembeard
it recognizes movember
which i think is a really shitty name for a month
yeah?
Movember is the official name for the charity/event. It also attracts more sponsors, because a moustache stands out and is a lot more unique. Beards are boring and pretty common.
Novembeard is just for pussies, not to mention it fits into other months. Septembeard, Octobeard, Decembeard.
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heresy
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My beard comes in blonde and I find that weird since i haven't been blonde since i was a baby.
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(http://www.joeylombardi.com/dmb/beard_octo.jpg)
:psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
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Octobeard
I keep reading that with the emphasis put on the first syllable instead of the second and that brings to mind this:
(http://media.canada.com/canwest/90/moustache_competition090107.jpg)
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A hexapus is still a member of the superorder Octopodiformes because it only exists as such due to a genetic anomaly. I'm willing to let that slide.
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Dudes my beard is fierce right now.
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Tiger fierce, drag queen fierce, or both?
Wait is this one of those things where you accessorize a word that minorities use to describe themselves?
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Fierce, dude. Just like, dude that is fierce bullshit, or like, dude, that's a fierce pair of titties, or like, "dude, check out my new tattoo", "fuccin fierce, brah."
What the fuck does that accessorize shit mean?
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Be careful you guys, lunchy is using this thread for profiling.
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beard octopus
Yay, Marc Johns is awesome!
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Tiger fierce, drag queen fierce, or both?
Both, like a tiger in drag.
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I still can't grow a full beard. But if I don't shave for a day, it gets really stubbly and bad-looking. It just isn't fair, it seems like if I need to shave every day I should at least have the option of growing a beard.
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Yeah, my boy cannot grow the bits to connect his moustache to the rest of his beard, but he is trying.
And anyway, it is BLUE
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs329.ash2/60980_472799302081_672632081_6514532_2711927_n.jpg)
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NECKBEARD AUGH
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at least he's not this guy (http://thevelvetrocket.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/weird-beard.jpg?w=450&h=677)
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Unfortunately, for some reason my beard grows from the neck up, so to get anything on my face I have to deal with the disastrous neckbeard. Midterms + working 8 more hours a week have left me too exhausted to care about my facial hair as of late, but expect a trimmed and much more shapely beard soon.
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Yeah, my boy cannot grow the bits to connect his moustache to the rest of his beard, but he is trying.
And anyway, it is BLUE
Back when I had blue hair people wanted me to grow out my beard and dye it and I was all "No I don't want to bleach my face."
Is your boy naturally blonde or does he just have bigger stones than I do?
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Yess my new favorite thread.
Husbeard!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs262.snc3/27753_915199700358_5739266_49924016_6991709_n.jpg)
Friendbeard!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs164.snc1/6132_715141538557_9600302_40937640_1579596_n.jpg)
Dadbeard!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs048.ash2/35766_924712072488_5739266_50353218_3275659_n.jpg)
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i'll get the beards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rda6KEiCQc)
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There's a couple women I work with who have beards
They might be offended if I start taking pictures of them to post on the internets though and I actually kinda like this job
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Yeah, my boy cannot grow the bits to connect his moustache to the rest of his beard, but he is trying.
And anyway, it is BLUE
Back when I had blue hair people wanted me to grow out my beard and dye it and I was all "No I don't want to bleach my face."
Is your boy naturally blonde or does he just have bigger stones than I do?
He has naturally dark brown hair. However, his blue-beard endeavours are aided by a snorkel and a professional-grade hairdryer that he found for like $10. Note also that he doesn't dye his eyebrows, because getting bleach that close to his eyes just isn't worth it. (Maybe if there were some other way to bleach it, like if there is some sort of hair-dresser secret, he says he totally would.)
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I seem to be accidentally doing Novembeard, I wont post pictures though cos OH-DEAR-GOD-KILL-IT-WITH-FIRE-AND-SALT-neckbeard. and even if I shave my neck it looks terrible because my sideburns, rather than growing along the line of my jaw, just go stright down into the neckbeard and for whatever reason the sides of my mouth, connecting mo to beard grows purest blond and are completely invisible.
tldr; I have done something to offend the god of beards.
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tldr; I have done something to offend the god of beards.
It's a goddess. You must sacrifice some neckbeard hair to Lunchbox, immediately!!!!
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I started growing a beard. A couple weeks in I got tired of it and shaved. It itched and I wasn't altogether happy with how it looked. Maybe when January or February rolls around and I'm craving extra face warmth I'll give it a another go. Here's what happened:
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r244/TheFuriousWombat/Photo17.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r244/TheFuriousWombat/Photo18.jpg)
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That is a good beard! You should have kept it:P
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(http://mimg.ugo.com/201006/46308/tumblr-kx3fykfgva1qz82gvo1-500.jpg)
Starburns you said?
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:psyduck:
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[img]http://mimg.ugo.com/201006/46308/tumblr-kx3fykfgva1qz82gvo1-500.jpg[img]
Starburns you said?
You watch Community.
Marry me now.
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Yeah I'm considering the same. At least part of the reason why I'm unemployable right now probably has to do with my uncouth+super patchy face fuzz
BEARD UPDATE: In one of history's great compromises, I shaved off the cheek parts, neckbeard and trimmed the mustache in order to appear presentable while still maintaining by commitment to a hirsute November.
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Shit shit it's novembeard already? but I haven't even had a chance to start growing mine and now everyone will beat me and I'll lose the manly beard contest. god damn it. wait wait hang on! hang on hang on, where's that program I downloaded a while back, this is the perfect moment to use - ah!
Found it.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/instabeardmini.gif)
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POTY
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Roddy I love you
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my beard always looks like shit. yet my bare chin looks even more shitty, so the beard stays.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/j0kvm8.jpg)
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usual response to ibrahimdelil post goes here
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Even I was tempted to say it this time, because dang she has a nice chin.
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Her chin is nowhere near beardy enough for this thread though. More beardos please!
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instabeard
dude that was amazing. How did you get those photos? Were you progressively shaving off your beard? In which case, NOOOOOOO
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Beard Candy:
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbccgbWr2a1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbcecbJPK71qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6r43PvA51qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laxqb2lSSI1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laitduZ8JC1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vwj1mFKp1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9sj98i4D31qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qvwvQQyV1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qwj9RpnX1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l788z30LYS1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7065sTCFU1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6xglpptn21qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tBlXgX7ecVI/SkCCPjXYuAI/AAAAAAAAAK4/Ga1Xyv0sf30/s400/Sam_Beam.jpg)
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbpany7Vjf1qb2wls.gif)
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instabeard
dude that was amazing. How did you get those photos? Were you progressively shaving off your beard? In which case, NOOOOOOO
It looks to me like he took a picture every day, his hair changes somewhat as well.
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(http://0.tqn.com/d/menshair/1/0/k/9/-/-/Seth-Rogen.jpg)
I think I just dribbled a little bit.
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/zscaryring/Tv%20Shows/Alan_Moore.jpg)
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(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs906.snc4/71959_439803841138_551461138_5387925_8162654_n.jpg)
I miss my goatee. It used to be longer and pointier than this, but eventually got cut. The mohawk too, but a few too many people
threatened to come with shears and pitchforks if I ever got it again.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v256/136/5/551461138/n551461138_602230_5748.jpg)
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aw freakin' cool, i'll come at you with pitchforks unless you do get that hairstyle again.
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watch this
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/45494253/Andrew+Bird+tumblr_l14dudn4X11qb1zn4o1_500.jpg)
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg
edit, also:
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/44053819/Geographer.jpg)
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/98/l_0a2856100de4489f9bbb89e8b0284696.jpg)
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beard growing ability seems to skip a generation in my family. neither of my grandfathers or their brothers could grow much of a beard, but my dad and uncles are all hirsute as fuck. and then i get this:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs700.snc4/62051_522994949661_289000960_1165321_1123079_n.jpg)
i'm 22, and that was taken about 2months ago. the 'tache part has filled out slightly now, but the rest hasn't changed much.
i envy you all, you heroically bearded bastards!
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I miss my goatee. It used to be longer and pointier than this, but eventually got cut. The mohawk too, but a few too many people
threatened to come with shears and pitchforks if I ever got it again.
aw man that second photo is badass. I highschool I might have given that a go (hell, I shaved my head once) but I am much too chicken these days.
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grimbo, that uh, that actually looks pretty cute.
Gee, you know the best thing I like about beards?
Trimmed properly, they draw attention to a man's lips.
Lips are sexy.
Usually. If not all chapped and flaky and gross. Most boys have nice lips. My boyfriend has freckles on his. So adorable.
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Yeah, cute was my first response - but I guess usually when a guy tries to grow a beard, cute isn't what he's going for!
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um, <3 ?
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instabeard
dude that was amazing. How did you get those photos? Were you progressively shaving off your beard? In which case, NOOOOOOO
It looks to me like he took a picture every day, his hair changes somewhat as well.
nope, that was all done at once (sadly, it was indeed a shave-off session for a job interview)
but it's okay! one of many joyous attributes of beards is - they grow back!
ta - da!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/71563_10150109390713378_585553377_7616199_7255838_n.jpg)
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Can we page glyphic to this thread? (the guy with the creepy horse head in lots of his pictures) I have a pretty respectable crush on his beard
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This thread is depressing.
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Dear Roddy,
Please get a better camera so that you can take excellent photos that are not fuzzy, because it is really a shame when they are. Also, that photo. Did you feel like you needed the kitten for extra lady-attracting power? Because I submit that you did not, but got +1 girl magnet anyway.
Love, Katie
PS when did you get glasses?
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i have a beard
(http://oi51.tinypic.com/ri6w0h.jpg)
I, however, officially suck at trimming it.
We had a similiar thing to novembeard in iceland in march, called mottumars (moustachemarch) for cancer awareness
http://www.karlmennogkrabbamein.is/einstaklingskeppni (http://www.karlmennogkrabbamein.is/einstaklingskeppni)
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Sometimes I really wish I could grow a beard. I have total beard envy.
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I, however, officially suck at trimming it.
That's what a barber's for!
Although I don't know what the logistics of going to a barber are in Iceland.
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i would think they´re the same as in every other modern western country
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guys I can't even grow a happy trail
fuck Novembeard
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Sometimes I really wish I could grow a beard. I have total beard envy.
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You look pretty suave with a mustache though Linds
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I CAN DO THIS!
BOYFRIENDBEARD!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/adam.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/HalloweenWeekend097.jpg)
FRIEND NICKBEARD!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/nick.jpg)
COMEDIAN KYLE KINANE BEARD! (no really, youtube him; he is awesome and nice and has excellent tattoos although he gets Too Stoned from like two puffs)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/KYLEKINANE1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/kinane2.jpg)
FRIEND CLAYBEARD!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/clay-1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/meandclay-1.jpg)
BIG MIKEBEARD!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/nonzombie.jpg)
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grimbo, that uh, that actually looks pretty cute.
Yeah, cute was my first response - but I guess usually when a guy tries to grow a beard, cute isn't what he's going for!
haha, thanks! nah, cute isn't exactly the aim, it's just a case of me looking slightly better WITH the half-assed facial hair than without it. hasn't had any impact on my luck with the ladies though - still as bad as ever! :roll:
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My beard is aiiiiight but I can only have it when I let my hair grow to it's natural colour, which I hate. Stupid gingerbeard...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2678/137/123/1183305565/n1183305565_30387854_3636730.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2678/137/123/1183305565/n1183305565_30387839_5432355.jpg)
Here you can see how scraggly and horrible said beard actually is;
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2678/137/123/1183305565/n1183305565_30387810_7604046.jpg)
EDIT: ALL WEIRD RIGHT HAND SIDE PHOTOS FROM JAPAN... NEW THEME GO!
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Rizzo you look extra attractive with your natural colour.
Not that I am biased or anything.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs264.ash1/19134_298149563503_554498503_4807497_2892547_n.jpg)
BOYFRIENDBEARD
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Lunchy your boyfriend just looks like the friendliest person alive, it's crazy.
Anyway, current beard status is this:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/Mosag/Fotoden13-11-2010kl00112.jpg?t=1289603750)
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/Mosag/Fotoden13-11-2010kl00143.jpg?t=1289603750)
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holy crap dude that guitar
i don't know how to feel about that guitar
the unironic 80s metal part of me is staging an epic battle with the snarky hipster asshole part of me, it will tear me apart
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eh fuck it, that thing fucking rules dude high five
o/
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.o/
If it's any consolation, one of the reasons i bought it was that it was so damn hideous, and therefore dirt cheap.
Conveniently, the neck is also ridiculously perfect, and the whole thing is just a Damn Good Guitar.
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cross-posting from the photo thread because i do not want to take another picture, and this one is sufficiently beardy (i think)
(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3053/photoon20101112at13483.jpg)
i am nowhere near as awesome as lummer though
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I trimmed down the beard a little since it was looking unruly. Sadly this will be the last pic since i have to shave it when i go back to work. (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs561.ash2/148347_455236270868_635645868_5706474_6351598_n.jpg)
Bonus just noticed you can kinda see the Awkward Zone Defeated poster on my wall.
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Also:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs135.ash2/40075_417510071460_526931460_5207847_1992198_n.jpg)
I have never ever been more honoured than when someone made this.
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My latest
(http://www3.telus.net/pcarless/nov14.jpg)
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I have never ever been more honoured than when someone made this.
holy shit
:psyduck:
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Oh beard gods, Lummer, that is awesome. Like...nerd squee/beard induced faint awesome.
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The new place I moved in to doesn't have a mirror and I'm too tight to buy one, so I haven't shaved for about two months. Sideburn seperation dissappeared within days, as normal, but the rest of it is still frustratingly lacklustre. I think whatever chemical it is makes you have beards is sucked almost entirely to my sideburns.
ANYWAY
STONEDBEARD
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/stonedbeard.jpg)
STONEDBEARD A LITTLE CLOSER
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/stonedbeard2.jpg)
STONEDBEARD CLOSER STILL
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/stonedbeard3.jpg)
STONEDBEARD AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN GET WITHOUT GETTING YOUR EYE SCRATCHED
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/Stonedbeard4.jpg)
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Khar's beard isn't composed of chin hair, it is just sideburn going wild.
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sideburns gone wild would be a great dvd
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i feel like it would get super boring after like two minutes tbh
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wait wait unless you mean like, gay porn starring exclusively dudes with huge sideburns
yeah actually that would rule so much
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Also:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs135.ash2/40075_417510071460_526931460_5207847_1992198_n.jpg)
I have never ever been more honoured than when someone made this.
Lummer, someone needs to make you one of these.
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbnkgsjrWM1qzegz5o1_r1_400.gif)
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My beautiful wife and I about 3 months ago
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r309/van_donk_III/n737724770_1337535_4349227.jpg)
Me now
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r309/van_donk_III/n737724770_1337539_2824988.jpg)
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Your wife is very pretty and your beard is excellent!
A+
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Where's your wife's beard, guy?
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That's why his beard's so big: he's bearding for two.
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outta control husbeard
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1941/77/17/5739266/n5739266_41820926_8320.jpg)
nice recently-trimmed husbeard
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs059.snc3/14653_842021609838_5739266_47382968_6623848_n.jpg)
apparently people only take pictures of him at Christmas?
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Apparently only I take pictures of him, and you guys are so busy that I only see him at Xmas!
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Coincidentally, i shaved on the 1st of november, and might actually decide to go with this Novembeard thingy. This is the current status:
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d79/Verergoca/DSCN7634.jpg)
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Apparently only I take pictures of him, and you guys are so busy that I only see him at Xmas!
Ok, you're the only one who takes CLEAR pictures of him. Most all the others are involving fireworks, like so:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs243.snc4/39466_411588522798_509582798_4828459_4494691_n.jpg)
(The thing he's holding is the remains of a tube that held a firework that exploded out without going up first.)
EDIT:
ALSO: According to the local radio station, today (Nov. 18) is Bang A Dude With A Mustache Day. But the dj says that they only count if there's no beard involved, so I'm not so sure what to think. Thoughts? Are mustaches included in the beard category, and vice versa?
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Mustaches do not count as beard, beard does not count as mustache. It takes a lot more cojones to wear just a mustache on its own.
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(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1044/photo303g.jpg)
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I really like how preposterously tiny your mouth looks in that picture
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I approve of this beard.
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He's sneakily hidden the patch in shadow.
It's okay, I do it too.
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10 days ago.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs458.ash2/73128_1676025706918_1425732131_31721903_6097378_n.jpg)
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Johnny why would you purchase a Modern Drummer
why would you do that
BEARD UPDATE: I shaved! :psyduck: I got sick of getting icicles in my mustache, and it's not like it was a good enough mustache in the first place to bother putting up with that.
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that's my favorite thing! when you are walking to the bar and by the time you get there the boy's beard is covered in frost. it looks neat.
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Pictures! Beard Thread needs rebooting.
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld4nka4RoG1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcro92ebtz1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lckoe5mLly1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lco7itdoKX1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcevx6JTUq1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs964.snc4/75705_1735888479157_1296958551_1991688_8025024_n.jpg)
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Hey yeah Novembearders, RESULTS PICS PLX, let me live vicariously through you
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oh uh
i shaved before i took a pic
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Oh yeah, so did I. Let's just call Sam the winner like every other year and move along.
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goddammit dudes, Sam did not even start this year until 2 weeks in
you lot still had a chance
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Did Kieffer enter this year?
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I didn't do novembeard but i have gotten a little beardier
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15039760/Photo%20141.jpg)
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15039760/Photo%20139.jpg)
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(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee195/StaedlerMars/Photoon2010-12-12at00323.jpg)
I have decided to go for the no-shave-november/decembeard/manuary/februhairy challenge. I might give up near the end of december though, or around february when I have to go to a conference and impress people.
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requesting permission to change the theme of this thread from "post a picture of your beard" to "post a picture of your beard with your mouth open"
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Sure, go for it Tania
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i have a crush on every beard in this thread.
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Stop having better beards than me, everyone.
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(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r309/van_donk_III/n737724770_1337539_2824988.jpg)
I actually kind of thought this was a picture of me a little.
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Oh man I didn't even know I could grow a beard until like 3 months ago. My family has a seriously lackluster capacity for facial hair. Somehow I missed the worst of it!
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2iu58jq.jpg)
Bearding it up on the way to my job interview! AND I GOT THAT JOB!
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I am probably gonna shave my beard in the next couple days, so here's a couple shitty photobooth pictures of it for the sake of the board.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Seanbateman/Photo1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Seanbateman/Photo2-1.jpg)
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Aw cmon you guys used to love my beard.
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Holy shit Kieffer's a lion.
Get in the car.
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Woah kieff, darling, that is a little excessive cause you're missing the connectors.
But your chest hair is still hot as fuck
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yeah that beard needs more stache action
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It is completely unfair that my mustache doesn't grow in properly. I am rocking one of the fiercest beards possible and it ends up being basically useless due to like 5 missing hairs.
Shit's triflin.
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I'd still do you, Kieff
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It's not like I even have that bad of a mustache, either. It's just like, imagine that my beard is Uncle Tupelo, and my mustache is Wilco. It's still totally respectable, but it's just never been nearly as good as the things it inevitably will be compared to.
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Exactly! It is really sad, but because you lack it you should probably keep to a sexy shorter scruffier beard action.
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So yeah; Year-end beard:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/Mosag/Fotoden30-12-2010kl23362.jpg?t=1293748618)
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Impressive! Although I can't understand what's going on with your hair.
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I think he's wearing a beanie.
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I am slowly working my way through Earth: the Book* and in the section on marriage it says "Later on, women gained the right to make their own decisions about who they would marry. This is when men began shaving."
:mrgreen:
*For a book that's mostly pictures, it sure takes forever to read.
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Yep, it's a beanie. Can't really decide whether it suits me or not.
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I'd still hit it.
Wait. Did I just say that out loud?
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I am slowly working my way through Earth: the Book* and in the section on marriage it says "Later on, women gained the right to make their own decisions about who they would marry. This is when men began shaving."
:mrgreen:
*For a book that's mostly pictures, it sure takes forever to read.
It's really a bathroom book.
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so here i am again being vain and asking the internet to micromanage my appearance
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15039760/Photo%2017.jpg)
beard is getting a bit bushy/pointy. should i just let it go and see how thick it can get for the duration of the winter, or should i start trimming it?
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trim
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Yeah clean that shit up doggalo
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aight, coo
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You have awesome hair.
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Thanks! I'm happy with it.
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She said "Smile" so I kinda smirked a bit, and it came out like this:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1120.snc4/148223_1505266873559_1290888855_31197909_3068844_n.jpg)
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Fu Manchu +5
(+10 is when you become an ascetic warrior-monk sensei)
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If it weren't for the extremely sharp suit, I'd say he already is.
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Orbert, you are awesome.
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Thanks, all. I'm just glad to have a beard to contribute.
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so i've come to some beard conclusions
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs892.ash1/180016_10150124318777279_683777278_8092120_7622041_n.jpg)
1) i think this is ok to keep it groomed to
2) i used to shave it right to like my jawline, but now i keep about an inch or so of beard that actually goes under it on the chin, which makes it look a lot more natural and highlights the shape of my face more, vs. this (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1219.snc4/155184_10150094388382279_683777278_7591068_5193517_n.jpg)
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I think you may have reached your beardilibrium.
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johnny you look fucking jolly
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(http://des.truct.org/forums/my-evil-beard.jpg)
I had a chinstrap and a goatee and a moustache together before but it was annoying me so I trimmed it down to the 'captain'.
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johnny you look fucking jolly
Did you just call JC fat?
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oh my god i think i did :psyduck:
man dogg i am sorry i blame the drugs
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isn't it always the drugs :x
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without exception
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I think you may have reached your beardilibrium.
That is a graded beard if I ever saw one.
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Johnny, you stole my beard from when I was your age; colour and all. You've just trimmed it a bit better.
Confession - when I had a beard it wasn't for style, it was for laziness, to save the trouble of shaving...
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Fortunately for this generation, laziness is the current style!
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Johnny, you stole my beard from when I was your age; colour and all. You've just trimmed it a bit better.
Confession - when I had a beard it wasn't for style, it was for laziness, to save the trouble of shaving...
i was going to say, your passport photo looks hella contemporary from my vantage point
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That was taken near the start of the growth of the beard. A few months later it looked like this:
(http://cassland.org/images/1972-Paul-Nic.jpg)
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Johnny, that is an excellent beard. I think anything down under the chin is safe from being deemed "neckbeard" until it starts to get onto vertical surface, anyway.
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i mean...
the only reason why neckbeard is shameful is when you dont have the rest of the beard to support it. when you do, never complain about neckbeard because shit is rad
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guys i be bearding hella hard i just aint posting a pic because all i got is a cellphone and that is some goddamn shit. it will not do me justice.
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i mean...
the only reason why neckbeard is shameful is when you dont have the rest of the beard to support it. when you do, never complain about neckbeard because shit is rad
No.
Groom yr fucking beard, you lout.
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today i was told my somebody that i have started looking really scruffy
he failed to mention if it was a good or a bad thing
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I am content with this picture
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs250.snc6/179814_497455549335_45626499335_5768099_6045230_n.jpg)
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Johnny, you've completed your transformation. You now look 100% like a TA I would have a gigantic impossible crush on all semester.
(I would totally go to all your discussion sections)
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Over Christmas I was visiting my special lady friend's parents, and her dad showed me the most amazing picture of the beard he had in the early 90s. He looked like Italian Allen Ginsberg. I should have stolen it. Sorry guys.
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Johnny, you've completed your transformation. You now look 100% like a TA I would have a gigantic impossible crush on all semester.
(I would totally go to all your discussion sections)
future ladies of english 100 classrooms: it's entirely possible
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He looked like Italian Allen Ginsberg.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/Screenshot2011-02-01at85629PM.png)
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YES http://dudeswithbeardseatingcupcakes.tumblr.com/
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Well at least now we know it is impossible to not look like a disgusting pig while eating a cupcake.
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YES http://dudeswithbeardseatingcupcakes.tumblr.com/
(http://des.truct.org/forums/tmp.RaQrN11736.jpg)
I liked that tumblr enough to EMULATE. I baked especially! I bet I look like a disgusting pig, just like everyone else.
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Towbar you have got hella scruff. Goddang, dude, I approve. Of the face fur, I mean. I am not sure about the goatee.
I need to think about this.
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That is not scruff yet, it is still stubbly. Give it another couple of millimetres. That shit would still be prickly, and scruff is soft.
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Johnny, you stole my beard from when I was your age; colour and all. You've just trimmed it a bit better.
Confession - when I had a beard it wasn't for style, it was for laziness, to save the trouble of shaving...
Damn, Johnny. He just said you look like you belong in the '60s. You gonna take that?
I was recently told my hair made me look like Richard Dean Anderson. I'm not sure whether she meant MacGyver RDA or Stargate RDA, because neither of them have hair like mine. But it's either a guy with a mullet or a 60-year-old man. And I think she meant it as a compliment.
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He just said you look like you belong in the '60s. You gonna take that?
No, no - I belonged in the future (still no jet packs - boo).
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Getting closer, though (http://www.jetlev-flyer.com/)
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I am just rocking the stache now, couldn't really rock it with the beard.
It's kinda tight.
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Yeah, I am thinking of removing the beard part. It will greatly reduce my ability to be classically pensive, though.
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(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg4hm8RmGu1qzzpi4o1_400.jpg)
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So, since this is the official beardthread, I have a question regarding the growing of the mentionned beard.
I read on multiple blogs and websites that when you are growing a beard, you shouldn't shave/trim before the first 4 weeks have passed. Now, it has been a week since I stopped shaving and the neck beard is anoying me, am I allowed to trim/shave/define a neck line or will it ruin the beard forever?
*Sorry for the non-beardy pagebreak.*
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Neckbeard should always be trimmed.
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Yeah, during the first part (read: 3 weeks) of movember this year I didn't shave anything and I was looking and feeling gross. Cleaned it up and it was much better!
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Also just so we have some niceness up the top of this shiny New Page:
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7mjyVZrr1qdhas9o1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg077nOzn61qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfxkmtkjNv1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvtp2wEv11qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfuhfc0UJF1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfttuc2Dvk1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
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that last one is ruined for me by SHOULDER FUZZ. Blehhh
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It's just a bit of hair. What's the big deal?
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It's just hair, but it's just hair in a weird place. I can see chest hair, and maybe back hair (I have never had to interact with back hair though), but it's just a bit much for me when the front and the back try valiantly to join over the top :/
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Aw, but think how nice and fuzzy he'd be to cuddle.
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Also, a human body is not a weird place to find hair.
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if i have to deal with the social norm being that my legs and armpits have to be shaved, i think it is okay to say i am not a huge fan of hairy back/shoulders
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i could, but i also give a shit about the looks people give me in the summer when i wear shorts and have hairy legs. or how some people have said that they prefer my legs being shaved and yeah i will do that for that person, you know what i mean.
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i am getting dark hair on my shoulders, i'm a dude so what. allison you could just not gve a shit about social norms
I've got fucking epaulets
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Shave them into stars. Show everyone who's boss.
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According to my girlfriend, my back hair is sort of "worn off" where my guitar strap sits.
Awesome y/n?!
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Y, if more than a little disgusting
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Isn't that true of all things metal-related?
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Possibly.
Some people do not mind hair on bodies, some people do. Personally I don't like hairy backs! Backs are sexy, I prefer them unadorned with hair. But I get weirded out by people who shave everything. Like....everything. Women, men, whoever. Leave some hair on your body that is not on your head.
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I like men with hair EVERYWHERE
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(http://congo.visit-new-york-city.com/Gorilla.jpg)
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Aww baby!
Wait, wait.
(http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/orangutan-traveling-forest.jpg)
That's better.
<Paul>fixed the image tag</Paul>
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That Orangutan is totally working out on the Hairmaster right now.
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Orangutans are crazy orange things like this dude:
(http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2008/ahrens_just/Sumatran%20Orangutan%201.jpg)
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(Lunchys pic is an orangutan, Liz, she just effed up the image tags)
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Oh that did not show up for me before! I though he was referring to May's post.
I am leaving my photo up because it makes me happy.
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Aww baby!
Wait, wait.
[pic]orangutan[/pic]
That's better.
bow chicka wow wow
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I had recurring nightmares about orangutan assaults when I was a small child.
It's a good thing I'm over that or I would be really really sad right now.
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Odd, I'm an orangutan that used to dream about assaulting a small child. Small world isn't it?
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I have not fully shaved my entire beard off for months... and was considering doing something outlandish with my facial fuzz. Any suggestions?
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Starburns.
Arrowburns.
The Spiral.
Hitler moustache with a soul patch - the doucheler.
Handlebar.
Enough ideas? :D
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Infinite beard!
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Starburns.
Arrowburns.
The Spiral.
Hitler moustache with a soul patch - the doucheler.
Handlebar.
Enough ideas? :D
yes
no
what
inspired
actually an excellent style of facial hair, fight you
That is, if we're referring to this
(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4190/scottweb.jpg)
and not this
(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/8453/hulkhogangrani116515174.jpg)
Bonus:
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3228/lumberjackws.jpg)
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If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U)
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That video has made my day.
It's also true. (My day has a fancy moo-stash. That counts.)
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Possibly.
Some people do not mind hair on bodies, some people do. Personally I don't like hairy backs! Backs are sexy, I prefer them unadorned with hair. But I get weirded out by people who shave everything. Like....everything. Women, men, whoever. Leave some hair on your body that is not on your head.
I hate body hair. If it weren't for how painful it would likely be when it starts to grow back, I would probably shave everywhere except for my arms.
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You could just get yourself waxed? I'm gonna start waxing my arms, shoulders and back at some point in the future. But not my chest. 1) I like my chest hair, 2) I've done that before, I have no inclination to do it again.
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Hair doesn't hurt when it grows back? I shave some parts of my body and wax others and it has never hurt once when the hair starts growing back. It gets itchy sometimes, and ingrown hairs are sometimes an issues, but it has never been what I would consider painful. Does it hurt when your facial hair grows back?
Also I bough a magazine recently that has some photos that are appropriate for this thread. I will scan them in in a sec.
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I have gotten used to the itching on my face. I had to shave part of my leg once, and it hurt like hell for days afterwards any time something ran against the grain of the hair on it.
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Really? I love the feel of freshly-shaved legs, on myself at least. I haven't spent a whole lot of time stroking other people's hairless legs. I think it's partly because shaving brings the top layer of skin off too, so it's like super-quick exfoliation.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na37dOc_XSQ
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The itchiness goes away once you shave that part of your body enough times, which is why five o'clock shadows don't have guys rubbing pumice stones on their faces. As far as body hair, I get the itchiness but never the pain. Except ingrown hairs around the crotch area that constantly rub against your undergarments/pants, those are straight excruciating.
I like some of my body hair and dislike other parts. My back is hairless except for a patch right above my waist which I feel just looks stupid. I'm alright with chest hair but I like the way I look without it. I've shaved it a few times and I'd do it more often if it weren't for the fact that hair grows back pretty fast so it looks the way you intended for about a day and then you have stubble on your chest which looks arguably weirder than anything else.
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man you know what sucks, fucking, insecurity about body hair.
man you know what would be awesome though, if all of us as a whole just stopped being so dumb and grossed out about body hair. think about how much happier and secure and accepting every single one of us all would be. really! really think about it
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also! fun fact - hairy dudes ARE nice and fuzzy to cuddle but they also tend to generate more dust in their house than the less hairy dudes because of how many more little particles their body hair sheds every day (in my experience). not really a problem if you don't care about dust though.
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See I don't even care what anyone else thinks, I just don't really like how my hair gets when it's long so I would rather have it trimmed. Can't be bothered to have it shaved/waxed but I generally cut my own head hair so it's not so much of a problem to clip the rest of it at the same time when it's getting out of hand. This is more of a stylistic thing because my hair has a tendency at a certain point to be halfway between straight and wavy and just looks pretty damn ridiculous. I'd actually like to grow it out on top but I just get fed up with the intermediate stages and can't let it get to the length I'd really enjoy.
Fun fact: despite this, I have never done anything to curb the growth of hair on my chest.
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man you know what sucks, fucking, insecurity about body hair.
man you know what would be awesome though, if all of us as a whole just stopped being so dumb and grossed out about body hair. think about how much happier and secure and accepting every single one of us all would be. really! really think about it
I'm not insecure about it. I just hate the way it looks. And for some purposes, at least keeping some body hair very short can be important.
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also! fun fact - hairy dudes ARE nice and fuzzy to cuddle but they also tend to generate more dust in their house than the less hairy dudes because of how many more little particles their body hair sheds every day (in my experience). not really a problem if you don't care about dust though.
So THAT'S why my apartment is so damn dusty all the time. I thought it was just because it's an really crappy old place with wooden floors.
Dude, since when do wooden floors make dust? Carpets make more...
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Yeah, also it is an urban myth that dust is 90% shed skin cells or whatever, so I am not sure how you could have a noticeable difference between how much dust a shaved person has in their house versus a bearded person unless you involve other factors. Hairy people generate more loose hair obviously, and I for one can vouch for how my hair seems to be everywhere but my sister's seems to only ever wind up in her brush, but I don't think that has much to do with dust.
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My legs/butt (tmi?, sorry) are pretty hairy so wearing form-fitting jeans leads to me getting a fair number of ingrown hairs. It is the price of wearing decent jeans.
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What? Really?
You all know I wear tight pants and I have relatively hairy legs and I've never had this problem. I thought you could only get ingrown hairs through shaving that area?
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That would explain why I never get any ingrown hairs.
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What? Really?
You all know I wear tight pants and I have relatively hairy legs and I've never had this problem. I thought you could only get ingrown hairs through shaving that area?
Friction, I don't shave it.
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Dude, since when do wooden floors make dust? Carpets make more...
But it's much more noticeable on wooden floors which gives the perception of there being more. If you're used to walking around on nice smooth floorboards, the moment they start getting dusty and gritty and the soles of your feet start getting filthy you notice straight away; whereas carpet doesn't feel all that different until it gets really dirty.
EDIT: oops, simul-posting.
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also! fun fact - hairy dudes ARE nice and fuzzy to cuddle but they also tend to generate more dust in their house than the less hairy dudes because of how many more little particles their body hair sheds every day (in my experience). not really a problem if you don't care about dust though.
So THAT'S why my apartment is so damn dusty all the time. I thought it was just because it's an really crappy old place with wooden floors.
Dude, since when do wooden floors make dust? Carpets make more...
I never said wooden floors make dust. The dust, I have found, is much more noticeable on wooden floors. If I go two weeks without sweeping the floors in my apartment, there will be a fine coating of dust everywhere I don't walk.
Ah, I see. Yeah, old everything generally makes more dust, and having wood floors I should have got what you meant there.
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I have dark wood floors, two cats, and two hairy people in my house. I have to sweep twice a day if it's going to look clean >.<
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Sam, I don't think he means that more expensive jeans=ingrowns.
I assume he means the price of wearing jeans that are more fitted, rather than these, which would not rub your leg hair but make you look like you might be smuggling a sleeping bag.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbZKjp_lXoE29rI3xNWLejNuCgUNhdsTfzo-I8IXpO-N6hhFAU)
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Friction will cause hair to get rubbed off and any hair that has been removed has a chance of being ingrown. Tight pants can cause hair to get rubbed off. He's saying he's putting up with ingrown hairs because he's wearing jeans that make his butt/leg region look good.
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Isn't this the beards thread?
(http://www.harkavagrant.com/history/flemingfinal.png)
if that image was already posted I am sorry.
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It is INSANE how much better at art K-Beatz has gotten since those comics were posted. She still has the same style as always and everything she does is recognisably hers, but it's so much more refined now.
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BEARD!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo2.jpg (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo2.jpg)
DAMNABLE INTERVIEWS NEED SHAVING!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo3.jpg (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo3.jpg)
Sad Tyler.
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Best beard PSA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHU0JG5vpo&feature=player_embedded)
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tyler did you know you have a red headed doppelganger in west virginia?
(oh yeah uh beard since december still kickin. im trimmin it and whatnot but yeah beard power!)
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tyler did you know you have a red headed doppelganger in west virginia?
Have you met him or is he a red-headed stranger?
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So guys I think maybe I might have my beard under control but I'm not sure and my real life friends run rampant with facial hair so I'm not trusting them
(http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/desolationrow10/zachbeard.jpg)
Ok y/n?
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It's fine.
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Ok y/n?
y
y to the fucking max
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this
(http://www3.telus.net/pcarless/beard.jpg)
oh and this
(http://www3.telus.net/pcarless/bushy.jpg)
bushy huh
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Careful, that is almost a neckbeard
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meh i can trim later.
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guys I think the beard is basically fine, just needs some trimmin and some groomin
trim trim groom groom
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I trimmed my beard and got a haircut today.
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/NewHaircut_0003.jpg)
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/NewHaircut_0001.jpg)
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(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184637_1388529037221_1351920010_31479891_4326545_n.jpg)
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NOT A BEARD :psyduck:
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teenage rebel
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mustache = respectable
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mustache=stay away from playgrounds.
What's the name of that Gogol Bordello guy? It reminds me of that a little bit.
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my friends keep trying to grow a stache
i think once summer rolls around and i decide to shave my beard, i'll leave the mustache for a week
it will be horrifying glorious
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mustache=stay away from playgrounds.
What's the name of that Gogol Bordello guy? It reminds me of that a little bit.
Eugene Hütz
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stache
Looks like you're gonna pull out your guitar from hyperspace and play some gypsy jazz next.
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i guess when i said mustache = respectable i was drunk and really meant "wow you have balls for walking outside looking like that."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vZUsL6OOA
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(http://themothchase.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/opie.jpg)
I've been watching SoA and let me just say: hot damn, Opie.
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I'm convinced my chin hair is actually a fungus and not real hair. It grows so darn haphazardly.
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so I grew a beard for a while:
(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee195/StaedlerMars/beard1.jpg)
It got a bit much though, so I got rid of it. Like, trimming it so that it wasn't all pointy in all directions was becoming a daily thing.
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Why hello there.
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is good beard
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I read that in the manner of facebook update and concluded that Katie is acting as girlfriend to a gay man.
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Apparently this is a fad?
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/4/28/14/enhanced-buzz-28259-1304014961-20.jpg)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/monkeytail-beards
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Dear sweet jesus
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(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/15550_1133601550156_1530810265_30345279_3826658_n.jpg)
I get a lot of compliments on my beard. I don't really think it's that spectacular, but I guess since my face doesn't look like partially wooded savannah then it warrants minimal admiration.
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That is a nice beard.
Here are some more nice beards.
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk4kj8xxyO1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6peyjQvL1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0j8w9lPa1qcbiuno1_500.jpg)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuq4cXASt1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvane3st31qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljohnqcP5P1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljop0ncDit1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljen7qDvqL1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
Awww yeah.
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Where do you get all of these pictures from Ally, I'm worried about you.
Anyway, Mike Watt has the best beard fact FACT
(http://www.hootpage.com/watt98i.jpg)
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(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/4/28/14/enhanced-buzz-28259-1304014961-20.jpg)
wait, wut?
(http://media.heavy.com/media/2010/10/elmarWeisser-Germany.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45596000/jpg/_45596919_007065883-1.jpg)
(http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1727826_4,00.jpg)
(http://www.suedkurier.de/storage/pic/region/linzgau-zollern-alb/sigmaringen/2009sig/bartpreisesig280309/3336636_1_14134022.jpeg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4558920798_b31a61d865_o.jpg)
all of you're arguments are invalid
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I am sorry Staedler, and call me old-fashioned, but... ew.
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Oh, you don't have to apologize, a serious amount of alcohol would have to be consumed before I would do that to my beard (I don't actually think I have the beard growth to be able to pull that off)
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I'm all for growing out your beard and taking it way too seriously if that's what you're into, but man, when you start crafting it into little windmills and clocks and stuff, I'm thinking you might need a better hobby.
Yeah, it looks kinda cool, and I can appreciate the time and effort that went into it, but it still just looks silly more than anything else.
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I'm thinking of letting my beard become a winterbeard.
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I am not participating in Moustache May because I think I look like a pedo with a moustache.
There, I said it.
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What the hell is Mustache May, that is not the month for mustaches what the hell
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What the hell is Mustache May, that is not the month for mustaches what the hell
Yeah! what the hell? everyone knows that may is official mastubation month. (http://www.goodvibes.com/content.jhtml?id=masturbation-month-facts)
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Yeah, apparently they do a mustache thing in February in Norway, based on Movember? What the hell, just stick to Movember, guys. I mean, you can make puns out of almost every month (Movember, Decembeard, Januhairy & Februhairy etc), that doesn't mean you should do it. Movember is the real one!
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May. Mo-y?
Hairpril.
Hmm.
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Fu Maynchu.
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Winner.
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It's a lot better than Morch, that's for sure.
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It's not like I even have that bad of a mustache, either. It's just like, imagine that my beard is Uncle Tupelo, and my mustache is Wilco. It's still totally respectable, but it's just never been nearly as good as the things it inevitably will be compared to.
Didn't go through all the posts but what part would be Son Volt?
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i am getting dark hair on my shoulders, i'm a dude so what. allison you could just not gve a shit about social norms
Sam, fuck yes!
I don't expect a lady to shave, I appreciate the same in return. Alas, that is not always the case in that said lady doesn't pick up on this. (And I guess I mean shave in the completely shaved since, a bit of a trim on either sexes part is not a terrible thing.)
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I miss my beardyness,
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/letitbreakthrough/ME/4.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/letitbreakthrough/ME/greatgonzo.jpg)
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Ray, when did your postcount drop by 3k? Why did you shave off your Beard of Might?
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Did it really? I have no idea, my fault for not being around for three-ish years. And I mostly lack in facial hair as the lady declared if I ever want any affection I won't have a beard, lame right?
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Your lady is so wrong, we might have to engage in Corrections.
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While not a full beard I at least one the battle on keeping my handlebar 'stache for this wedding we're going to today.
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My boyfriend dyed his hair brown for job purposes. I am distraught. :(
RIP blue (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/60980_472799302081_672632081_6514532_2711927_n.jpg)
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Oh thank goodness.
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The weirdest thing is the colour tones in his face. Brown does not seem to suit him nearly so well as the blue, even though it's his natural colour. Ionno, I'll get used to it. He is rocking a sort of Sean Bean Boromir dealy (http://cjbannister.users.btopenworld.com/boromi3.jpg) now, which probably looks better not-blue anyway.
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Oh my, thats bit too blue for my eyes.
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May have been posted, but I have scanned through and didn't spot any mention. Here ya go (http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/05/10/norway.beard.moustache.championship/index.html?hpt=C2)! Enjoy!