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Title: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 08 Nov 2010, 19:05
Guys I am just creating this thread because I for one really need just one all-purpose one-hit beardstravaganza.

This can be a place to post your Novembeard (or Decembeard, or Manuary, etc) progress, get beard advice, or just show off how pretty your face looks with a beard. All those things.

I am glad there are so many of us that appreciate the loveliness of a hairy-faced man.



(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lacmmg9usj1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

Fuck yeah, beards.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 08 Nov 2010, 19:07
It's Januhairy
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JD on 08 Nov 2010, 19:09
then comes Manuary
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: sean on 08 Nov 2010, 19:14
oh my god, a thread, just for beards?

i want to marry this thread.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lines on 08 Nov 2010, 19:15
No neck beards. Kthnxbai. All other beards welcome!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 08 Nov 2010, 19:27
Not enough
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs606.snc4/58606_432393443035_619463035_5243256_3094928_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: scarred on 08 Nov 2010, 19:28
i want to marry this thread.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 08 Nov 2010, 19:30
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs217.snc1/8423_161285561919_615321919_3197160_4765918_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 08 Nov 2010, 19:32
With one exception that I started to grow back out the very day I shaved it, I have been bearded for about 7.5 years now. I started growing it the day my youngest daughter was born.   Prior to that I had about 3.5 years of a friggin' wicked fu manchu.   Unfortunately, however, I am a corporate stiff and full fledged beardy-goodness is somewhat frowned upon.  Therefore I am merely --lamely-- van dyked.   Not only that, but its starting to turn grey.  *sigh*   I've even been considering shaving it completely if I can lose a few more pounds so my bare cheeks don't look so damn round.

Corporate conformity sucks.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Melodic on 08 Nov 2010, 19:45
hey guys i wanted to ask about this

vancouver doesn't recognize novembeard
it recognizes movember
which i think is a really shitty name for a month
yeah?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 08 Nov 2010, 19:46
  Therefore I am merely --lamely-- van dyked.   Not only that, but its starting to turn grey.  *sigh*

Actually the only way I can think a van dyke would be acceptable is if it's grey. Greyness + facial hair is a good thing.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 08 Nov 2010, 19:55
I actually get a lot of compliments on the grey.  In fact, I can't think of anyone who has said anything other than it looks good, or distinguished, or... pick your adjective.

I, however, hate it.  Mentally, I'm still about 17.  I don't particularly care for the visual reminders of middle age. Especially because my facial hair is a glorious riot of brown, blond and red.  I've always been pretty fond of it.  My father used to have jet black hair, but then there was this distinct line in his sideburns where the black stopped and his facial hair was flaming red.   It was was wild.  Of course, he went grey younger than I did, so I guess I better not complain too much.

A couple of haircuts ago my  barber said "Ok, done."
I'm all like "Great, thanks."
Then he says "Yeah, I got all the grey ones for you."


Argh. Fuck. 

You dick.  I get it.  I'm halfway to dead.  Thanks for letting me know.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JD on 08 Nov 2010, 19:57
hey guys i wanted to ask about this

vancouver doesn't recognize novembeard
it recognizes movember
which i think is a really shitty name for a month
yeah?
I'm glad I'm not the only one bothered by that.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 08 Nov 2010, 21:44
(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard1.jpg)

(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard2.jpg)

(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard3.jpg)

(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard4.jpg)

(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard5.jpg)

(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard6.jpg)

(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard7.jpg)

(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard8.jpg)

(http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq71/HDS_Overflow/Beard9.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: celticgeek on 08 Nov 2010, 21:57
Just so you all know, I have had a beard continuously since December 1965. 


The Celtic Geek' Beard (http://g.virbcdn.com/_f/cdn_images/resize_640x640/ac/Image-47710-195772-libsci_sm.jpeg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Spluff on 08 Nov 2010, 22:10
hey guys i wanted to ask about this

vancouver doesn't recognize novembeard
it recognizes movember
which i think is a really shitty name for a month
yeah?

Movember is the official name for the charity/event. It also attracts more sponsors, because a moustache stands out and is a lot more unique. Beards are boring and pretty common.

Novembeard is just for pussies, not to mention it fits into other months. Septembeard, Octobeard, Decembeard.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: scarred on 08 Nov 2010, 22:22
heresy
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Aurjay on 08 Nov 2010, 22:32
My beard comes in blonde and I find that weird since i haven't been blonde since i was a baby.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Tom on 08 Nov 2010, 22:35
(http://www.joeylombardi.com/dmb/beard_octo.jpg)
 :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Ballard on 08 Nov 2010, 23:14
Octobeard

I keep reading that with the emphasis put on the first syllable instead of the second and that brings to mind this:

(http://media.canada.com/canwest/90/moustache_competition090107.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Tom on 09 Nov 2010, 00:15
A hexapus is still a member of the superorder Octopodiformes because it only exists as such due to a genetic anomaly. I'm willing to let that slide.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 09 Nov 2010, 02:02
Dudes my beard is fierce right now.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: KvP on 09 Nov 2010, 02:14
Tiger fierce, drag queen fierce, or both?

Wait is this one of those things where you accessorize a word that minorities use to describe themselves?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 09 Nov 2010, 04:11
Fierce, dude. Just like, dude that is fierce bullshit, or like, dude, that's a fierce pair of titties, or like, "dude, check out my new tattoo", "fuccin fierce, brah."

What the fuck does that accessorize shit mean?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: jhocking on 09 Nov 2010, 04:58
Be careful you guys, lunchy is using this thread for profiling.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lines on 09 Nov 2010, 05:23
beard octopus

Yay, Marc Johns is awesome!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 09 Nov 2010, 05:29
Tiger fierce, drag queen fierce, or both?

Both, like a tiger in drag.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Nodaisho on 09 Nov 2010, 05:30
I still can't grow a full beard. But if I don't shave for a day, it gets really stubbly and bad-looking. It just isn't fair, it seems like if I need to shave every day I should at least have the option of growing a beard.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 09 Nov 2010, 09:49
Yeah, my boy cannot grow the bits to connect his moustache to the rest of his beard, but he is trying.


And anyway, it is BLUE

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs329.ash2/60980_472799302081_672632081_6514532_2711927_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 09 Nov 2010, 10:08
NECKBEARD AUGH
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Aurjay on 09 Nov 2010, 10:16
at least he's not this guy (http://thevelvetrocket.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/weird-beard.jpg?w=450&h=677)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JimmyJazz on 09 Nov 2010, 10:24
Unfortunately, for some reason my beard grows from the neck up, so to get anything on my face I have to deal with the disastrous neckbeard. Midterms + working 8 more hours a week have left me too exhausted to care about my facial hair as of late, but expect a trimmed and much more shapely beard soon.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: scarred on 09 Nov 2010, 11:12
Yeah, my boy cannot grow the bits to connect his moustache to the rest of his beard, but he is trying.


And anyway, it is BLUE

Back when I had blue hair people wanted me to grow out my beard and dye it and I was all "No I don't want to bleach my face."

Is your boy naturally blonde or does he just have bigger stones than I do?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 09 Nov 2010, 12:28
Yess my new favorite thread.

Husbeard!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs262.snc3/27753_915199700358_5739266_49924016_6991709_n.jpg)

Friendbeard!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs164.snc1/6132_715141538557_9600302_40937640_1579596_n.jpg)

Dadbeard!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs048.ash2/35766_924712072488_5739266_50353218_3275659_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: tania on 09 Nov 2010, 14:10
i'll get the beards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rda6KEiCQc)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Patrick on 09 Nov 2010, 14:42
There's a couple women I work with who have beards

They might be offended if I start taking pictures of them to post on the internets though and I actually kinda like this job
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 09 Nov 2010, 15:35
Yeah, my boy cannot grow the bits to connect his moustache to the rest of his beard, but he is trying.


And anyway, it is BLUE

Back when I had blue hair people wanted me to grow out my beard and dye it and I was all "No I don't want to bleach my face."

Is your boy naturally blonde or does he just have bigger stones than I do?

He has naturally dark brown hair. However, his blue-beard endeavours are aided by a snorkel and a professional-grade hairdryer that he found for like $10. Note also that he doesn't dye his eyebrows, because getting bleach that close to his eyes just isn't worth it. (Maybe if there were some other way to bleach it, like if there is some sort of hair-dresser secret, he says he totally would.)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: axerton on 09 Nov 2010, 19:03
I seem to be accidentally doing Novembeard, I wont post pictures though cos OH-DEAR-GOD-KILL-IT-WITH-FIRE-AND-SALT-neckbeard. and even if I shave my neck it looks terrible because my sideburns, rather than growing along the line of my jaw, just go stright down into the neckbeard and for whatever reason the sides of my mouth, connecting mo to beard grows purest blond and are completely invisible.

tldr; I have done something to offend the god of beards.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: celticgeek on 09 Nov 2010, 19:52

tldr; I have done something to offend the god of beards.

It's a goddess.  You must sacrifice some neckbeard hair to Lunchbox, immediately!!!!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 09 Nov 2010, 22:20
I started growing a beard. A couple weeks in I got tired of it and shaved. It itched and I wasn't altogether happy with how it looked. Maybe when January or February rolls around and I'm craving extra face warmth I'll give it a another go. Here's what happened:

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r244/TheFuriousWombat/Photo17.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r244/TheFuriousWombat/Photo18.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 10 Nov 2010, 06:29
That is a good beard! You should have kept it:P
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: StaedlerMars on 10 Nov 2010, 08:04
(http://mimg.ugo.com/201006/46308/tumblr-kx3fykfgva1qz82gvo1-500.jpg)

Starburns you said?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lines on 10 Nov 2010, 08:36
 :psyduck:
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Liz on 10 Nov 2010, 10:56
[img]http://mimg.ugo.com/201006/46308/tumblr-kx3fykfgva1qz82gvo1-500.jpg[img]

Starburns you said?

You watch Community.

Marry me now.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 10 Nov 2010, 11:42
Yeah I'm considering the same. At least part of the reason why I'm unemployable right now probably has to do with my uncouth+super patchy face fuzz

BEARD UPDATE: In one of history's great compromises, I shaved off the cheek parts, neckbeard and trimmed the mustache in order to appear presentable while still maintaining by commitment to a hirsute November.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: ZJGent on 10 Nov 2010, 14:36
Shit shit it's novembeard already? but I haven't even had a chance to start growing mine and now everyone will beat me and I'll lose the manly beard contest. god damn it. wait wait hang on! hang on hang on, where's that program I downloaded a while back, this is the perfect moment to use - ah!
Found it.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/instabeardmini.gif)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 10 Nov 2010, 14:46
POTY
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Metope on 10 Nov 2010, 14:57
Roddy I love you
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: ibrahimdelil on 10 Nov 2010, 15:31
my beard always looks like shit. yet my bare chin looks even more shitty, so the beard stays.

(http://i52.tinypic.com/j0kvm8.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 10 Nov 2010, 16:04
usual response to ibrahimdelil post goes here
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Barmymoo on 10 Nov 2010, 16:23
Even I was tempted to say it this time, because dang she has a nice chin.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Metope on 10 Nov 2010, 16:25
Her chin is nowhere near beardy enough for this thread though. More beardos please!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: jhocking on 10 Nov 2010, 16:49
instabeard

dude that was amazing. How did you get those photos? Were you progressively shaving off your beard? In which case, NOOOOOOO
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 10 Nov 2010, 16:52
Beard Candy:

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbccgbWr2a1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbcecbJPK71qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6r43PvA51qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laxqb2lSSI1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laitduZ8JC1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vwj1mFKp1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9sj98i4D31qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qvwvQQyV1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qwj9RpnX1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l788z30LYS1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7065sTCFU1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6xglpptn21qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: scarred on 10 Nov 2010, 17:15
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tBlXgX7ecVI/SkCCPjXYuAI/AAAAAAAAAK4/Ga1Xyv0sf30/s400/Sam_Beam.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 10 Nov 2010, 19:30
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbpany7Vjf1qb2wls.gif)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Nodaisho on 10 Nov 2010, 19:33
instabeard

dude that was amazing. How did you get those photos? Were you progressively shaving off your beard? In which case, NOOOOOOO
It looks to me like he took a picture every day, his hair changes somewhat as well.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 10 Nov 2010, 19:34
(http://0.tqn.com/d/menshair/1/0/k/9/-/-/Seth-Rogen.jpg)

I think I just dribbled a little bit.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JD on 10 Nov 2010, 19:37
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/zscaryring/Tv%20Shows/Alan_Moore.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: LordVaughn on 11 Nov 2010, 00:36
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs906.snc4/71959_439803841138_551461138_5387925_8162654_n.jpg)

I miss my goatee. It used to be longer and pointier than this, but eventually got cut. The mohawk too, but a few too many people
threatened to come with shears and pitchforks if I ever got it again.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v256/136/5/551461138/n551461138_602230_5748.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 11 Nov 2010, 00:49
aw freakin' cool, i'll come at you with pitchforks unless you do get that hairstyle again.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: squawk on 11 Nov 2010, 01:37
watch this

(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/45494253/Andrew+Bird+tumblr_l14dudn4X11qb1zn4o1_500.jpg)

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

edit, also:

(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/44053819/Geographer.jpg)

(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/98/l_0a2856100de4489f9bbb89e8b0284696.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 11 Nov 2010, 03:34
beard growing ability seems to skip a generation in my family.  neither of my grandfathers or their brothers could grow much of a beard, but my dad and uncles are all hirsute as fuck.  and then i get this:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs700.snc4/62051_522994949661_289000960_1165321_1123079_n.jpg)

i'm 22, and that was taken about 2months ago.  the 'tache part has filled out slightly now, but the rest hasn't changed much. 

i envy you all, you heroically bearded bastards!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: jhocking on 11 Nov 2010, 03:53
I miss my goatee. It used to be longer and pointier than this, but eventually got cut. The mohawk too, but a few too many people
threatened to come with shears and pitchforks if I ever got it again.

aw man that second photo is badass. I highschool I might have given that a go (hell, I shaved my head once) but I am much too chicken these days.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 11 Nov 2010, 04:56
grimbo, that uh, that actually looks pretty cute.

Gee, you know the best thing I like about beards?
Trimmed properly, they draw attention to a man's lips.
Lips are sexy.


Usually. If not all chapped and flaky and gross. Most boys have nice lips. My boyfriend has freckles on his. So adorable.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Barmymoo on 11 Nov 2010, 05:08
Yeah, cute was my first response - but I guess usually when a guy tries to grow a beard, cute isn't what he's going for!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 11 Nov 2010, 08:24
um, <3 ?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: ZJGent on 11 Nov 2010, 09:26
instabeard

dude that was amazing. How did you get those photos? Were you progressively shaving off your beard? In which case, NOOOOOOO
It looks to me like he took a picture every day, his hair changes somewhat as well.

nope, that was all done at once (sadly, it was indeed a shave-off session for a job interview)
but it's okay! one of many joyous attributes of beards is - they grow back!
ta - da!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/71563_10150109390713378_585553377_7616199_7255838_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 11 Nov 2010, 09:30
Can we page glyphic to this thread? (the guy with the creepy horse head in lots of his pictures) I have a pretty respectable crush on his beard
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: McTaggart on 11 Nov 2010, 09:33
This thread is depressing.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 11 Nov 2010, 10:27
Dear Roddy,

Please get a better camera so that you can take excellent photos that are not fuzzy, because it is really a shame when they are. Also, that photo. Did you feel like you needed the kitten for extra lady-attracting power? Because I submit that you did not, but got +1 girl magnet anyway.

Love, Katie

PS when did you get glasses?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: alli on 11 Nov 2010, 13:18
i have a beard

(http://oi51.tinypic.com/ri6w0h.jpg)

I, however, officially suck at trimming it.

We had a similiar thing to novembeard in iceland in march, called mottumars (moustachemarch) for cancer awareness
http://www.karlmennogkrabbamein.is/einstaklingskeppni (http://www.karlmennogkrabbamein.is/einstaklingskeppni)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Gemmwah on 11 Nov 2010, 13:19
Sometimes I really wish I could grow a beard. I have total beard envy.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 11 Nov 2010, 14:40
I, however, officially suck at trimming it.

That's what a barber's for!

Although I don't know what the logistics of going to a barber are in Iceland.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: alli on 11 Nov 2010, 15:04
i would think they´re the same as in every other modern western country
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Wasteroo on 11 Nov 2010, 15:25
guys I can't even grow a happy trail

fuck Novembeard
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lines on 11 Nov 2010, 15:31
Sometimes I really wish I could grow a beard. I have total beard envy.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Nov 2010, 15:32
You look pretty suave with a mustache though Linds
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 11 Nov 2010, 17:19
I CAN DO THIS!

BOYFRIENDBEARD!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/adam.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/HalloweenWeekend097.jpg)
FRIEND NICKBEARD!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/nick.jpg)
COMEDIAN KYLE KINANE BEARD! (no really, youtube him; he is awesome and nice and has excellent tattoos although he gets Too Stoned from like two puffs)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/KYLEKINANE1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/kinane2.jpg)
FRIEND CLAYBEARD!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/clay-1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/meandclay-1.jpg)
BIG MIKEBEARD!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/BrittanyMarie/nonzombie.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 11 Nov 2010, 17:37
grimbo, that uh, that actually looks pretty cute.
Yeah, cute was my first response - but I guess usually when a guy tries to grow a beard, cute isn't what he's going for!

haha, thanks!  nah, cute isn't exactly the aim, it's just a case of me looking slightly better WITH the half-assed facial hair than without it.  hasn't had any impact on my luck with the ladies though - still as bad as ever!  :roll:
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Rizzo on 11 Nov 2010, 18:47
My beard is aiiiiight but I can only have it when I let my hair grow to it's natural colour, which I hate. Stupid gingerbeard...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2678/137/123/1183305565/n1183305565_30387854_3636730.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2678/137/123/1183305565/n1183305565_30387839_5432355.jpg)

Here you can see how scraggly and horrible said beard actually is;
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2678/137/123/1183305565/n1183305565_30387810_7604046.jpg)


EDIT: ALL WEIRD RIGHT HAND SIDE PHOTOS FROM JAPAN... NEW THEME GO!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 11 Nov 2010, 18:50
Rizzo you look extra attractive with your natural colour.
Not that I am biased or anything.


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs264.ash1/19134_298149563503_554498503_4807497_2892547_n.jpg)
BOYFRIENDBEARD
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lummer on 12 Nov 2010, 15:16
Lunchy your boyfriend just looks like the friendliest person alive, it's crazy.

Anyway, current beard status is this:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/Mosag/Fotoden13-11-2010kl00112.jpg?t=1289603750)
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/Mosag/Fotoden13-11-2010kl00143.jpg?t=1289603750)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 12 Nov 2010, 15:21
holy crap dude that guitar

i don't know how to feel about that guitar

the unironic 80s metal part of me is staging an epic battle with the snarky hipster asshole part of me, it will tear me apart
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 12 Nov 2010, 15:22
eh fuck it, that thing fucking rules dude high five

o/
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lummer on 12 Nov 2010, 15:27

.o/

If it's any consolation, one of the reasons i bought it was that it was so damn hideous, and therefore dirt cheap.

Conveniently, the neck is also ridiculously perfect, and the whole thing is just a Damn Good Guitar.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: scarred on 12 Nov 2010, 15:32
cross-posting from the photo thread because i do not want to take another picture, and this one is sufficiently beardy (i think)

(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3053/photoon20101112at13483.jpg)

i am nowhere near as awesome as lummer though
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Aurjay on 12 Nov 2010, 15:56
I trimmed down the beard a little since it was looking unruly. Sadly this will be the last pic since i have to shave it when i go back to work.  (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs561.ash2/148347_455236270868_635645868_5706474_6351598_n.jpg)
Bonus just noticed you can kinda see the Awkward Zone Defeated poster on my wall.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lummer on 12 Nov 2010, 16:13
Also:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs135.ash2/40075_417510071460_526931460_5207847_1992198_n.jpg)

I have never ever been more honoured than when someone made this.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: philharmonic on 14 Nov 2010, 09:57
My latest
(http://www3.telus.net/pcarless/nov14.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: scarred on 14 Nov 2010, 14:00
I have never ever been more honoured than when someone made this.

holy shit


 :psyduck:
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lines on 14 Nov 2010, 15:13
Oh beard gods, Lummer, that is awesome. Like...nerd squee/beard induced faint awesome.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: KharBevNor on 14 Nov 2010, 16:43
The new place I moved in to doesn't have a mirror and I'm too tight to buy one, so I haven't shaved for about two months. Sideburn seperation dissappeared within days, as normal, but the rest of it is still frustratingly lacklustre. I think whatever chemical it is makes you have beards is sucked almost entirely to my sideburns.

ANYWAY

STONEDBEARD

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/stonedbeard.jpg)

STONEDBEARD A LITTLE CLOSER

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/stonedbeard2.jpg)

STONEDBEARD CLOSER STILL

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/stonedbeard3.jpg)

STONEDBEARD AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN GET WITHOUT GETTING YOUR EYE SCRATCHED

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/KharBevNor/Stonedbeard4.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Jace on 14 Nov 2010, 18:30
Khar's beard isn't composed of chin hair, it is just sideburn going wild.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: scarred on 14 Nov 2010, 18:56
sideburns gone wild would be a great dvd
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: tania on 14 Nov 2010, 19:25
i feel like it would get super boring after like two minutes tbh
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Post by: tania on 14 Nov 2010, 19:26
wait wait unless you mean like, gay porn starring exclusively dudes with huge sideburns

yeah actually that would rule so much
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 14 Nov 2010, 19:59
Also:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs135.ash2/40075_417510071460_526931460_5207847_1992198_n.jpg)

I have never ever been more honoured than when someone made this.

Lummer, someone needs to make you one of these.

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbnkgsjrWM1qzegz5o1_r1_400.gif)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Van donk III on 17 Nov 2010, 01:40
My beautiful wife and I about 3 months ago
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r309/van_donk_III/n737724770_1337535_4349227.jpg)

Me now
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r309/van_donk_III/n737724770_1337539_2824988.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 17 Nov 2010, 02:47
Your wife is very pretty and your beard is excellent!
A+
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: michaelicious on 17 Nov 2010, 05:07
Where's your wife's beard, guy?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 17 Nov 2010, 05:21
That's why his beard's so big: he's bearding for two.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 18 Nov 2010, 08:31
outta control husbeard
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1941/77/17/5739266/n5739266_41820926_8320.jpg)

nice recently-trimmed husbeard
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs059.snc3/14653_842021609838_5739266_47382968_6623848_n.jpg)

apparently people only take pictures of him at Christmas?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 18 Nov 2010, 12:01
Apparently only I take pictures of him, and you guys are so busy that I only see him at Xmas!
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Post by: Verergoca on 18 Nov 2010, 13:56
Coincidentally, i shaved on the 1st of november, and might actually decide to go with this Novembeard thingy. This is the current status:

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d79/Verergoca/DSCN7634.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 18 Nov 2010, 16:50
Apparently only I take pictures of him, and you guys are so busy that I only see him at Xmas!

Ok, you're the only one who takes CLEAR pictures of him. Most all the others are involving fireworks, like so:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs243.snc4/39466_411588522798_509582798_4828459_4494691_n.jpg)
(The thing he's holding is the remains of a tube that held a firework that exploded out without going up first.)

EDIT:
ALSO: According to the local radio station, today (Nov. 18) is Bang A Dude With A Mustache Day. But the dj says that they only count if there's no beard involved, so I'm not so sure what to think. Thoughts? Are mustaches included in the beard category, and vice versa?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 18 Nov 2010, 19:59
Mustaches do not count as beard, beard does not count as mustache. It takes a lot more cojones to wear just a mustache on its own.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Nov 2010, 20:46
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1044/photo303g.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Wasteroo on 18 Nov 2010, 23:42
I really like how preposterously tiny your mouth looks in that picture
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Post by: calenlass on 19 Nov 2010, 11:21
I approve of this beard.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 19 Nov 2010, 12:20
He's sneakily hidden the patch in shadow.

It's okay, I do it too.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Nov 2010, 12:58
10 days ago.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs458.ash2/73128_1676025706918_1425732131_31721903_6097378_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Nov 2010, 15:54
Johnny why would you purchase a Modern Drummer

why would you do that


BEARD UPDATE: I shaved!  :psyduck: I got sick of getting icicles in my mustache, and it's not like it was a good enough mustache in the first place to bother putting up with that.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 19 Nov 2010, 17:02
that's my favorite thing! when you are walking to the bar and by the time you get there the boy's beard is covered in frost. it looks neat.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 11 Dec 2010, 02:54
Pictures! Beard Thread needs rebooting.

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld4nka4RoG1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcro92ebtz1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lckoe5mLly1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lco7itdoKX1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcevx6JTUq1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs964.snc4/75705_1735888479157_1296958551_1991688_8025024_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Dec 2010, 09:00
Hey yeah Novembearders, RESULTS PICS PLX, let me live vicariously through you
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Post by: sean on 11 Dec 2010, 11:26
oh uh

i shaved before i took a pic
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Post by: Ptommydski on 11 Dec 2010, 11:29
Oh yeah, so did I. Let's just call Sam the winner like every other year and move along.
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Post by: calenlass on 11 Dec 2010, 14:52
goddammit dudes, Sam did not even start this year until 2 weeks in


you lot still had a chance
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Post by: Ballard on 11 Dec 2010, 14:54
Did Kieffer enter this year?
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Post by: De_El on 11 Dec 2010, 15:29
I didn't do novembeard but i have gotten a little beardier

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15039760/Photo%20141.jpg)

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15039760/Photo%20139.jpg)
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 11 Dec 2010, 16:35
(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee195/StaedlerMars/Photoon2010-12-12at00323.jpg)

I have decided to go for the no-shave-november/decembeard/manuary/februhairy challenge. I might give up near the end of december though, or around february when I have to go to a conference and impress people.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: tania on 11 Dec 2010, 16:46
requesting permission to change the theme of this thread from "post a picture of your beard" to "post a picture of your beard with your mouth open"
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Post by: Lunchbox on 11 Dec 2010, 17:09
Sure, go for it Tania
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: ummmkay on 11 Dec 2010, 17:29
i have a crush on every beard in this thread.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Dec 2010, 20:06
Stop having better beards than me, everyone.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 12 Dec 2010, 12:30
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r309/van_donk_III/n737724770_1337539_2824988.jpg)


I actually kind of thought this was a picture of me a little.
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Post by: neomang5 on 20 Dec 2010, 20:22
Oh man I didn't even know I could grow a beard until like 3 months ago. My family has a seriously lackluster capacity for facial hair. Somehow I missed the worst of it!

(http://i54.tinypic.com/2iu58jq.jpg)

Bearding it up on the way to my job interview! AND I GOT THAT JOB!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Dec 2010, 20:29
I am probably gonna shave my beard in the next couple days, so here's a couple shitty photobooth pictures of it for the sake of the board.


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Seanbateman/Photo1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Seanbateman/Photo2-1.jpg)
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Dec 2010, 21:08
Aw cmon you guys used to love my beard.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Jace on 20 Dec 2010, 21:13
Holy shit Kieffer's a lion.
Get in the car.
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Post by: Drill King on 20 Dec 2010, 22:35
Woah kieff, darling, that is a little excessive cause you're missing the connectors.

But your chest hair is still hot as fuck
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Post by: scarred on 20 Dec 2010, 22:39
yeah that beard needs more stache action
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Dec 2010, 22:40
It is completely unfair that my mustache doesn't grow in properly. I am rocking one of the fiercest beards possible and it ends up being basically useless due to like 5 missing hairs.

Shit's triflin.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 20 Dec 2010, 22:44
I'd still do you, Kieff
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Dec 2010, 22:44
It's not like I even have that bad of a mustache, either. It's just like, imagine that my beard is Uncle Tupelo, and my mustache is Wilco. It's still totally respectable, but it's just never been nearly as good as the things it inevitably will be compared to.
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Post by: Drill King on 20 Dec 2010, 22:45
Exactly! It is really sad, but because you lack it you should probably keep to a sexy shorter scruffier beard action.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lummer on 30 Dec 2010, 14:37
So yeah; Year-end beard:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/Mosag/Fotoden30-12-2010kl23362.jpg?t=1293748618)
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Post by: De_El on 30 Dec 2010, 15:21
Impressive! Although I can't understand what's going on with your hair.
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Post by: imagist42 on 30 Dec 2010, 15:26
I think he's wearing a beanie.
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Post by: jhocking on 30 Dec 2010, 18:51
I am slowly working my way through Earth: the Book* and in the section on marriage it says "Later on, women gained the right to make their own decisions about who they would marry. This is when men began shaving."

 :mrgreen:


*For a book that's mostly pictures, it sure takes forever to read.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lummer on 31 Dec 2010, 04:52
Yep, it's a beanie. Can't really decide whether it suits me or not.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Liz on 31 Dec 2010, 15:14
I'd still hit it.

Wait. Did I just say that out loud?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JD on 01 Jan 2011, 01:01
I am slowly working my way through Earth: the Book* and in the section on marriage it says "Later on, women gained the right to make their own decisions about who they would marry. This is when men began shaving."

 :mrgreen:


*For a book that's mostly pictures, it sure takes forever to read.

It's really a bathroom book.
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Post by: De_El on 19 Jan 2011, 00:56
so here i am again being vain and asking the internet to micromanage my appearance

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15039760/Photo%2017.jpg)

beard is getting a bit bushy/pointy. should i just let it go and see how thick it can get for the duration of the winter, or should i start trimming it?
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 19 Jan 2011, 01:25
trim
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Jan 2011, 17:04
Yeah clean that shit up doggalo
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: De_El on 19 Jan 2011, 17:09
aight, coo
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: michaelicious on 19 Jan 2011, 17:17
You have awesome hair.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: De_El on 19 Jan 2011, 18:23
Thanks! I'm happy with it.
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Post by: Orbert on 20 Jan 2011, 08:38
She said "Smile" so I kinda smirked a bit, and it came out like this:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1120.snc4/148223_1505266873559_1290888855_31197909_3068844_n.jpg)
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Post by: calenlass on 20 Jan 2011, 09:17
Fu Manchu +5

(+10 is when you become an ascetic warrior-monk sensei)
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Post by: David_Dovey on 20 Jan 2011, 09:23
If it weren't for the extremely sharp suit, I'd say he already is.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lines on 20 Jan 2011, 11:39
Orbert, you are awesome.
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Post by: Orbert on 20 Jan 2011, 13:05
Thanks, all.  I'm just glad to have a beard to contribute.
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Post by: Johnny C on 22 Jan 2011, 14:52
so i've come to some beard conclusions

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs892.ash1/180016_10150124318777279_683777278_8092120_7622041_n.jpg)

1) i think this is ok to keep it groomed to
2) i used to shave it right to like my jawline, but now i keep about an inch or so of beard that actually goes under it on the chin, which makes it look a lot more natural and highlights the shape of my face more, vs. this (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1219.snc4/155184_10150094388382279_683777278_7591068_5193517_n.jpg)
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Post by: imagist42 on 22 Jan 2011, 15:47
I think you may have reached your beardilibrium.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: sean on 22 Jan 2011, 23:07
johnny you look fucking jolly
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 23 Jan 2011, 07:05
(http://des.truct.org/forums/my-evil-beard.jpg)

I had a chinstrap and a goatee and a moustache together before but it was annoying me so I trimmed it down to the 'captain'.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 23 Jan 2011, 10:41
johnny you look fucking jolly

Did you just call JC fat?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: sean on 23 Jan 2011, 11:05
oh my god i think i did  :psyduck:

man dogg i am sorry i blame the drugs
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Post by: imagist42 on 23 Jan 2011, 11:35
isn't it always the drugs  :x
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Post by: sean on 23 Jan 2011, 11:41
without exception
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: michaelicious on 23 Jan 2011, 14:43
I think you may have reached your beardilibrium.

That is a graded beard if I ever saw one.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Jan 2011, 14:58
Johnny, you stole my beard from when I was your age; colour and all.  You've just trimmed it a bit better.

Confession - when I had a beard it wasn't for style,  it was for laziness,  to save the trouble of shaving...
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 23 Jan 2011, 15:16
Fortunately for this generation, laziness is the current style!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Jan 2011, 15:19
Johnny, you stole my beard from when I was your age; colour and all.  You've just trimmed it a bit better.

Confession - when I had a beard it wasn't for style,  it was for laziness,  to save the trouble of shaving...

i was going to say, your passport photo looks hella contemporary from my vantage point
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: pwhodges on 23 Jan 2011, 15:25
That was taken near the start of the growth of the beard.  A few months later it looked like this:

(http://cassland.org/images/1972-Paul-Nic.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 23 Jan 2011, 18:49
Johnny, that is an excellent beard. I think anything down under the chin is safe from being deemed "neckbeard" until it starts to get onto vertical surface, anyway.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: sean on 24 Jan 2011, 00:10
i mean...

the only reason why neckbeard is shameful is when you dont have the rest of the beard to support it. when you do, never complain about neckbeard because shit is rad
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: sean on 24 Jan 2011, 00:11
guys i be bearding hella hard i just aint posting a pic because all i got is a cellphone and that is some goddamn shit. it will not do me justice.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 24 Jan 2011, 16:40
i mean...

the only reason why neckbeard is shameful is when you dont have the rest of the beard to support it. when you do, never complain about neckbeard because shit is rad

No.

Groom yr fucking beard, you lout.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: sean on 24 Jan 2011, 16:43
today i was told my somebody that i have started looking really scruffy

he failed to mention if it was a good or a bad thing
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Ballard on 01 Feb 2011, 05:20
I am content with this picture

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs250.snc6/179814_497455549335_45626499335_5768099_6045230_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 01 Feb 2011, 05:47
Johnny, you've completed your transformation. You now look 100% like a TA I would have a gigantic impossible crush on all semester.
(I would totally go to all your discussion sections)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: michaelicious on 01 Feb 2011, 06:09
Over Christmas I was visiting my special lady friend's parents, and her dad showed me the most amazing picture of the beard he had in the early 90s. He looked like Italian Allen Ginsberg. I should have stolen it. Sorry guys.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Johnny C on 01 Feb 2011, 07:44
Johnny, you've completed your transformation. You now look 100% like a TA I would have a gigantic impossible crush on all semester.
(I would totally go to all your discussion sections)

future ladies of english 100 classrooms: it's entirely possible
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Feb 2011, 19:57
He looked like Italian Allen Ginsberg.

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a55/ddovey/Screenshot2011-02-01at85629PM.png)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 02 Feb 2011, 13:23
YES http://dudeswithbeardseatingcupcakes.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: michaelicious on 02 Feb 2011, 15:12
Well at least now we know it is impossible to not look like a disgusting pig while eating a cupcake.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 02 Feb 2011, 22:25
YES http://dudeswithbeardseatingcupcakes.tumblr.com/

(http://des.truct.org/forums/tmp.RaQrN11736.jpg)

I liked that tumblr enough to EMULATE. I baked especially!  I bet I look like a disgusting pig, just like everyone else.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 03 Feb 2011, 00:53
Towbar you have got hella scruff. Goddang, dude, I approve. Of the face fur, I mean. I am not sure about the goatee.

I need to think about this.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 03 Feb 2011, 13:47
That is not scruff yet, it is still stubbly. Give it another couple of millimetres. That shit would still be prickly, and scruff is soft.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Nodaisho on 04 Feb 2011, 02:39
Johnny, you stole my beard from when I was your age; colour and all.  You've just trimmed it a bit better.

Confession - when I had a beard it wasn't for style,  it was for laziness,  to save the trouble of shaving...
Damn, Johnny. He just said you look like you belong in the '60s. You gonna take that?

I was recently told my hair made me look like Richard Dean Anderson. I'm not sure whether she meant MacGyver RDA or Stargate RDA, because neither of them have hair like mine. But it's either a guy with a mullet or a 60-year-old man. And I think she meant it as a compliment.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: pwhodges on 04 Feb 2011, 02:56
He just said you look like you belong in the '60s. You gonna take that?

No, no - I belonged in the future   (still no jet packs - boo).
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 04 Feb 2011, 03:06
Getting closer, though (http://www.jetlev-flyer.com/)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 04 Feb 2011, 11:51
I am just rocking the stache now, couldn't really rock it with the beard.

It's kinda tight.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 04 Feb 2011, 16:57
Yeah, I am thinking of removing the beard part.  It will greatly reduce my ability to be classically pensive, though.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JD on 04 Feb 2011, 18:46
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg4hm8RmGu1qzzpi4o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Scarychips on 06 Feb 2011, 19:45
So, since this is the official beardthread, I have a question regarding the growing of the mentionned beard.
I read on multiple blogs and websites that when you are growing a beard, you shouldn't shave/trim before the first 4 weeks have passed. Now, it has been a week since I stopped shaving and the neck beard is anoying me, am I allowed to trim/shave/define a neck line or will it ruin the beard forever?

*Sorry for the non-beardy pagebreak.*
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 06 Feb 2011, 20:39
Neckbeard should always be trimmed.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 06 Feb 2011, 20:57
Yeah, during the first part (read: 3 weeks) of movember this year I didn't shave anything and I was looking and feeling gross.  Cleaned it up and it was much better!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 06 Feb 2011, 21:24
Also just so we have some niceness up the top of this shiny New Page:

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7mjyVZrr1qdhas9o1_500.jpg)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg077nOzn61qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfxkmtkjNv1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvtp2wEv11qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfuhfc0UJF1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfttuc2Dvk1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 07 Feb 2011, 06:54
that last one is ruined for me by SHOULDER FUZZ. Blehhh
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: michaelicious on 07 Feb 2011, 07:08
It's just a bit of hair. What's the big deal?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 07 Feb 2011, 07:11
It's just hair, but it's just hair in a weird place. I can see chest hair, and maybe back hair (I have never had to interact with back hair though), but it's just a bit much for me when the front and the back try valiantly to join over the top :/
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 07 Feb 2011, 14:01
Aw, but think how nice and fuzzy he'd be to cuddle.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: michaelicious on 07 Feb 2011, 16:55
Also, a human body is not a weird place to find hair.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: allison on 07 Feb 2011, 18:52
if i have to deal with the social norm being that my legs and armpits have to be shaved, i think it is okay to say i am not a huge fan of hairy back/shoulders
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: allison on 07 Feb 2011, 20:23
i could, but i also give a shit about the looks people give me in the summer when i wear shorts and have hairy legs. or how some people have said that they prefer my legs being shaved and yeah i will do that for that person, you know what i mean.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 07 Feb 2011, 22:36
i am getting dark hair on my shoulders, i'm a dude so what. allison you could just not gve a shit about social norms

I've got fucking epaulets
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 07 Feb 2011, 22:46
Shave them into stars. Show everyone who's boss.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lummer on 08 Feb 2011, 13:14
According to my girlfriend, my back hair is sort of "worn off" where my guitar strap sits.

Awesome y/n?!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 08 Feb 2011, 13:24
Y, if more than a little disgusting
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lummer on 08 Feb 2011, 13:33
Isn't that true of all things metal-related?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lines on 08 Feb 2011, 13:35
Possibly.

Some people do not mind hair on bodies, some people do. Personally I don't like hairy backs! Backs are sexy, I prefer them unadorned with hair. But I get weirded out by people who shave everything. Like....everything. Women, men, whoever. Leave some hair on your body that is not on your head.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 08 Feb 2011, 14:27
I like men with hair EVERYWHERE
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Barmymoo on 08 Feb 2011, 14:28
(http://congo.visit-new-york-city.com/Gorilla.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 08 Feb 2011, 14:35
Aww baby!

Wait, wait.

(http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/orangutan-traveling-forest.jpg)

That's better.


<Paul>fixed the image tag</Paul>
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 09 Feb 2011, 05:28
That Orangutan is totally working out on the Hairmaster right now.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Liz on 09 Feb 2011, 07:35
Orangutans are crazy orange things like this dude:
(http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2008/ahrens_just/Sumatran%20Orangutan%201.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 09 Feb 2011, 07:48
(Lunchys pic is an orangutan, Liz, she just effed up the image tags)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Liz on 09 Feb 2011, 09:30
Oh that did not show up for me before! I though he was referring to May's post.

I am leaving my photo up because it makes me happy.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 09 Feb 2011, 11:38
Aww baby!

Wait, wait.

[pic]orangutan[/pic]

That's better.

bow chicka wow wow
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 09 Feb 2011, 22:53
I had recurring nightmares about orangutan assaults when I was a small child.

It's a good thing I'm over that or I would be really really sad right now.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 09 Feb 2011, 23:23
Odd, I'm an orangutan that used to dream about assaulting a small child. Small world isn't it?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: ZJGent on 10 Feb 2011, 09:44
I have not fully shaved my entire beard off for months... and was considering doing something outlandish with my facial fuzz. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 10 Feb 2011, 18:50
Starburns.
Arrowburns.
The Spiral.
Hitler moustache with a soul patch - the doucheler.
Handlebar.

Enough ideas? :D
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Rizzo on 11 Feb 2011, 03:58
Infinite beard!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Ballard on 11 Feb 2011, 14:29
Starburns.
Arrowburns.
The Spiral.
Hitler moustache with a soul patch - the doucheler.
Handlebar.

Enough ideas? :D

yes
no
what
inspired
actually an excellent style of facial hair, fight you

That is, if we're referring to this

(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4190/scottweb.jpg)

and not this

(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/8453/hulkhogangrani116515174.jpg)

Bonus:

(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3228/lumberjackws.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: J on 12 Feb 2011, 05:41
If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: elizaknowswhatshesfor on 12 Feb 2011, 06:40
That video has made my day.

It's also true. (My day has a fancy moo-stash. That counts.)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Nodaisho on 12 Feb 2011, 18:38
Possibly.

Some people do not mind hair on bodies, some people do. Personally I don't like hairy backs! Backs are sexy, I prefer them unadorned with hair. But I get weirded out by people who shave everything. Like....everything. Women, men, whoever. Leave some hair on your body that is not on your head.
I hate body hair. If it weren't for how painful it would likely be when it starts to grow back, I would probably shave everywhere except for my arms.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 12 Feb 2011, 18:40
You could just get yourself waxed? I'm gonna start waxing my arms, shoulders and back at some point in the future. But not my chest. 1) I like my chest hair, 2) I've done that before, I have no inclination to do it again.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Eris on 12 Feb 2011, 18:45
Hair doesn't hurt when it grows back? I shave some parts of my body and wax others and it has never hurt once when the hair starts growing back. It gets itchy sometimes, and ingrown hairs are sometimes an issues, but it has never been what I would consider painful. Does it hurt when your facial hair grows back?

Also I bough a magazine recently that has some photos that are appropriate for this thread. I will scan them in in a sec.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Nodaisho on 12 Feb 2011, 21:40
I have gotten used to the itching on my face. I had to shave part of my leg once, and it hurt like hell for days afterwards any time something ran against the grain of the hair on it.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Barmymoo on 18 Feb 2011, 15:11
Really? I love the feel of freshly-shaved legs, on myself at least. I haven't spent a whole lot of time stroking other people's hairless legs. I think it's partly because shaving brings the top layer of skin off too, so it's like super-quick exfoliation.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Katherine on 19 Feb 2011, 00:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na37dOc_XSQ
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Ballard on 19 Feb 2011, 12:41
The itchiness goes away once you shave that part of your body enough times, which is why five o'clock shadows don't have guys rubbing pumice stones on their faces. As far as body hair, I get the itchiness but never the pain. Except ingrown hairs around the crotch area that constantly rub against your undergarments/pants, those are straight excruciating.

I like some of my body hair and dislike other parts. My back is hairless except for a patch right above my waist which I feel just looks stupid. I'm alright with chest hair but I like the way I look without it. I've shaved it a few times and I'd do it more often if it weren't for the fact that hair grows back pretty fast so it looks the way you intended for about a day and then you have stubble on your chest which looks arguably weirder than anything else.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: tania on 19 Feb 2011, 13:03
man you know what sucks, fucking, insecurity about body hair.

man you know what would be awesome though, if all of us as a whole just stopped being so dumb and grossed out about body hair. think about how much happier and secure and accepting every single one of us all would be. really! really think about it
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: tania on 19 Feb 2011, 13:07
also! fun fact - hairy dudes ARE nice and fuzzy to cuddle but they also tend to generate more dust in their house than the less hairy dudes because of how many more little particles their body hair sheds every day (in my experience). not really a problem if you don't care about dust though.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: imagist42 on 19 Feb 2011, 13:26
See I don't even care what anyone else thinks, I just don't really like how my hair gets when it's long so I would rather have it trimmed. Can't be bothered to have it shaved/waxed but I generally cut my own head hair so it's not so much of a problem to clip the rest of it at the same time when it's getting out of hand. This is more of a stylistic thing because my hair has a tendency at a certain point to be halfway between straight and wavy and just looks pretty damn ridiculous. I'd actually like to grow it out on top but I just get fed up with the intermediate stages and can't let it get to the length I'd really enjoy.

Fun fact: despite this, I have never done anything to curb the growth of hair on my chest.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Nodaisho on 19 Feb 2011, 19:27
man you know what sucks, fucking, insecurity about body hair.

man you know what would be awesome though, if all of us as a whole just stopped being so dumb and grossed out about body hair. think about how much happier and secure and accepting every single one of us all would be. really! really think about it
I'm not insecure about it. I just hate the way it looks. And for some purposes, at least keeping some body hair very short can be important.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 19 Feb 2011, 22:08
also! fun fact - hairy dudes ARE nice and fuzzy to cuddle but they also tend to generate more dust in their house than the less hairy dudes because of how many more little particles their body hair sheds every day (in my experience). not really a problem if you don't care about dust though.

So THAT'S why my apartment is so damn dusty all the time. I thought it was just because it's an really crappy old place with wooden floors.

Dude, since when do wooden floors make dust?  Carpets make more...
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 20 Feb 2011, 00:08
Yeah, also it is an urban myth that dust is 90% shed skin cells or whatever, so I am not sure how you could have a noticeable difference between how much dust a shaved person has in their house versus a bearded person unless you involve other factors. Hairy people generate more loose hair obviously, and I for one can vouch for how my hair seems to be everywhere but my sister's seems to only ever wind up in her brush, but I don't think that has much to do with dust.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Tom on 20 Feb 2011, 00:37
My legs/butt (tmi?, sorry) are pretty hairy so wearing form-fitting jeans leads to me getting a fair number of ingrown hairs. It is the price of wearing decent jeans.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Ballard on 20 Feb 2011, 01:35
What? Really?

You all know I wear tight pants and I have relatively hairy legs and I've never had this problem. I thought you could only get ingrown hairs through shaving that area?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JD on 20 Feb 2011, 13:57
That would explain why I never get any ingrown hairs.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Tom on 20 Feb 2011, 15:10
What? Really?

You all know I wear tight pants and I have relatively hairy legs and I've never had this problem. I thought you could only get ingrown hairs through shaving that area?

Friction, I don't shave it.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 20 Feb 2011, 15:17
Dude, since when do wooden floors make dust?  Carpets make more...

But it's much more noticeable on wooden floors which gives the perception of there being more. If you're used to walking around on nice smooth floorboards, the moment they start getting dusty and gritty and the soles of your feet start getting filthy you notice straight away; whereas carpet doesn't feel all that different until it gets really dirty.

EDIT: oops, simul-posting.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 20 Feb 2011, 16:02
also! fun fact - hairy dudes ARE nice and fuzzy to cuddle but they also tend to generate more dust in their house than the less hairy dudes because of how many more little particles their body hair sheds every day (in my experience). not really a problem if you don't care about dust though.

So THAT'S why my apartment is so damn dusty all the time. I thought it was just because it's an really crappy old place with wooden floors.

Dude, since when do wooden floors make dust?  Carpets make more...

I never said wooden floors make dust. The dust, I have found, is much more noticeable on wooden floors. If I go two weeks without sweeping the floors in my apartment, there will be a fine coating of dust everywhere I don't walk.

Ah, I see.  Yeah, old everything generally makes more dust, and having wood floors I should have got what you meant there.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 21 Feb 2011, 06:33
I have dark wood floors, two cats, and two hairy people in my house. I have to sweep twice a day if it's going to look clean >.<
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: redglasscurls on 21 Feb 2011, 07:43
Sam, I don't think he means that more expensive jeans=ingrowns.
 I assume he means the price of wearing jeans that are more fitted, rather than these, which would not rub your leg hair but make you look like you might be smuggling a sleeping bag.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbZKjp_lXoE29rI3xNWLejNuCgUNhdsTfzo-I8IXpO-N6hhFAU)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lines on 21 Feb 2011, 07:57
Friction will cause hair to get rubbed off and any hair that has been removed has a chance of being ingrown. Tight pants can cause hair to get rubbed off. He's saying he's putting up with ingrown hairs because he's wearing jeans that make his butt/leg region look good.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: StaedlerMars on 22 Feb 2011, 04:32
Isn't this the beards thread?

(http://www.harkavagrant.com/history/flemingfinal.png)
if that image was already posted I am sorry.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 22 Feb 2011, 18:41
It is INSANE how much better at art K-Beatz has gotten since those comics were posted.  She still has the same style as always and everything she does is recognisably hers, but it's so much more refined now.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Tyler on 22 Feb 2011, 19:22
BEARD!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo2.jpg (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo2.jpg)

DAMNABLE INTERVIEWS NEED SHAVING!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo3.jpg (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo3.jpg)

Sad Tyler.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JD on 23 Feb 2011, 22:31
Best beard PSA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHU0JG5vpo&feature=player_embedded)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: sean on 23 Feb 2011, 22:41
tyler did you know you have a red headed doppelganger in west virginia?

(oh yeah uh beard since december still kickin. im trimmin it and whatnot but yeah beard power!)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 24 Feb 2011, 03:37
tyler did you know you have a red headed doppelganger in west virginia?

Have you met him or is he a red-headed stranger?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JimmyJazz on 24 Feb 2011, 14:25
So guys I think maybe I might have my beard under control but I'm not sure and my real life friends run rampant with facial hair so I'm not trusting them

(http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/desolationrow10/zachbeard.jpg)

Ok y/n?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 24 Feb 2011, 14:30
It's fine.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: imagist42 on 24 Feb 2011, 14:42
Ok y/n?

y

y to the fucking max
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: philharmonic on 25 Feb 2011, 15:56
this
(http://www3.telus.net/pcarless/beard.jpg)

oh and this
(http://www3.telus.net/pcarless/bushy.jpg)

bushy huh
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 25 Feb 2011, 15:56
Careful, that is almost a neckbeard
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: philharmonic on 25 Feb 2011, 15:58
meh i can trim later.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: imagist42 on 25 Feb 2011, 16:12
guys I think the beard is basically fine, just needs some trimmin and some groomin

trim trim groom groom
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Caleb on 01 Mar 2011, 17:30
I trimmed my beard and got a haircut today.

(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/NewHaircut_0003.jpg)

(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u330/Dreamcastguy/NewHaircut_0001.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Ballard on 09 Mar 2011, 00:32
(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184637_1388529037221_1351920010_31479891_4326545_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 09 Mar 2011, 00:38
NOT A  BEARD  :psyduck:
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Ballard on 09 Mar 2011, 01:57
teenage rebel
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: sean on 09 Mar 2011, 02:12
mustache = respectable
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Nodaisho on 21 Mar 2011, 20:53
mustache=stay away from playgrounds.

What's the name of that Gogol Bordello guy? It reminds me of that a little bit.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: scarred on 21 Mar 2011, 21:27
my friends keep trying to grow a stache

i think once summer rolls around and i decide to shave my beard, i'll leave the mustache for a week

it will be horrifying glorious
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Tom on 21 Mar 2011, 23:32
mustache=stay away from playgrounds.

What's the name of that Gogol Bordello guy? It reminds me of that a little bit.

Eugene Hütz
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Dliessmgg on 22 Mar 2011, 15:29
stache

Looks like you're gonna pull out your guitar from hyperspace and play some gypsy jazz next.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: sean on 22 Mar 2011, 22:02
i guess when i said mustache = respectable i was drunk and really meant "wow you have balls for walking outside looking like that."
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: J on 28 Mar 2011, 02:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vZUsL6OOA
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Tom on 28 Mar 2011, 02:38
(http://themothchase.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/opie.jpg)

I've been watching SoA and let me just say: hot damn, Opie.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: JD on 28 Mar 2011, 22:56
I'm convinced my chin hair is actually a fungus and not real hair. It grows so darn haphazardly.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: StaedlerMars on 29 Mar 2011, 09:37
so I grew a beard for a while:

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee195/StaedlerMars/beard1.jpg)

It got a bit much though, so I got rid of it. Like, trimming it so that it wasn't all pointy in all directions was becoming a daily thing.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Liz on 29 Mar 2011, 15:00
Why hello there.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 30 Mar 2011, 01:17
is good beard
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Barmymoo on 30 Mar 2011, 12:35
I read that in the manner of facebook update and concluded that Katie is acting as girlfriend to a gay man.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: StaedlerMars on 29 Apr 2011, 03:12
Apparently this is a fad?

(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/4/28/14/enhanced-buzz-28259-1304014961-20.jpg)


http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/monkeytail-beards
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 29 Apr 2011, 03:26
Dear sweet jesus
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: BlakeJustBlake on 29 Apr 2011, 03:49
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/15550_1133601550156_1530810265_30345279_3826658_n.jpg)


I get a lot of compliments on my beard. I don't really think it's that spectacular, but I guess since my face doesn't look like partially wooded savannah then it warrants minimal admiration.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 29 Apr 2011, 05:11
That is a nice beard.

Here are some more nice beards.

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk4kj8xxyO1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6peyjQvL1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0j8w9lPa1qcbiuno1_500.jpg)

(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuq4cXASt1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvane3st31qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljohnqcP5P1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljop0ncDit1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljen7qDvqL1qzzhh1o1_500.jpg)

Awww yeah.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Apr 2011, 17:47
Where do you get all of these pictures from Ally, I'm worried about you.

Anyway, Mike Watt has the best beard fact FACT

(http://www.hootpage.com/watt98i.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: J on 29 Apr 2011, 18:39
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/4/28/14/enhanced-buzz-28259-1304014961-20.jpg)
wait, wut?






(http://media.heavy.com/media/2010/10/elmarWeisser-Germany.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45596000/jpg/_45596919_007065883-1.jpg)
(http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1727826_4,00.jpg)
(http://www.suedkurier.de/storage/pic/region/linzgau-zollern-alb/sigmaringen/2009sig/bartpreisesig280309/3336636_1_14134022.jpeg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4558920798_b31a61d865_o.jpg)

all of you're arguments are invalid
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 29 Apr 2011, 19:50
I am sorry Staedler, and call me old-fashioned, but... ew.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: StaedlerMars on 29 Apr 2011, 20:43
Oh, you don't have to apologize, a serious amount of alcohol would have to be consumed before I would do that to my beard (I don't actually think I have the beard growth to be able to pull that off)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Orbert on 02 May 2011, 09:02
I'm all for growing out your beard and taking it way too seriously if that's what you're into, but man, when you start crafting it into little windmills and clocks and stuff, I'm thinking you might need a better hobby.

Yeah, it looks kinda cool, and I can appreciate the time and effort that went into it, but it still just looks silly more than anything else.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 02 May 2011, 17:11
I'm thinking of letting my beard become a winterbeard.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Toba on 02 May 2011, 21:36
I am not participating in Moustache May because I think I look like a pedo with a moustache.

There, I said it.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: David_Dovey on 03 May 2011, 21:47
What the hell is Mustache May, that is not the month for mustaches what the hell
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Dollface on 03 May 2011, 21:51
What the hell is Mustache May, that is not the month for mustaches what the hell

Yeah! what the hell? everyone knows that may is official mastubation month. (http://www.goodvibes.com/content.jhtml?id=masturbation-month-facts)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Metope on 03 May 2011, 23:34
Yeah, apparently they do a mustache thing in February in Norway, based on Movember? What the hell, just stick to Movember, guys. I mean, you can make puns out of almost every month (Movember, Decembeard, Januhairy & Februhairy etc), that doesn't mean you should do it. Movember is the real one!
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 04 May 2011, 00:24
May. Mo-y?

Hairpril.

Hmm.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Dliessmgg on 04 May 2011, 02:50
Fu Maynchu.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lummer on 04 May 2011, 05:21
Winner.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Inlander on 04 May 2011, 05:57
It's a lot better than Morch, that's for sure.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 05 May 2011, 22:52
It's not like I even have that bad of a mustache, either. It's just like, imagine that my beard is Uncle Tupelo, and my mustache is Wilco. It's still totally respectable, but it's just never been nearly as good as the things it inevitably will be compared to.

Didn't go through all the posts but what part would be Son Volt?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 05 May 2011, 23:03
i am getting dark hair on my shoulders, i'm a dude so what. allison you could just not gve a shit about social norms

Sam, fuck yes!

I don't expect a lady to shave, I appreciate the same in return.  Alas, that is not always the case in that said lady doesn't pick up on this.  (And I guess I mean shave in the completely shaved since, a bit of a trim on either sexes part is not a terrible thing.)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 05 May 2011, 23:45
I miss my beardyness,

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/letitbreakthrough/ME/4.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/letitbreakthrough/ME/greatgonzo.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 06 May 2011, 01:06
Ray, when did your postcount drop by 3k? Why did you shave off your Beard of Might?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 06 May 2011, 04:27
Did it really?  I have no idea, my fault for not being around for three-ish years.  And I mostly lack in facial hair as the lady declared if I ever want any affection I won't have a beard, lame right?
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 06 May 2011, 12:16
Your lady is so wrong, we might have to engage in Corrections.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 07 May 2011, 05:39
While not a full beard I at least one the battle on keeping my handlebar 'stache for this wedding we're going to today.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 08 May 2011, 02:21
My boyfriend dyed his hair brown for job purposes. I am distraught. :(

RIP blue (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/60980_472799302081_672632081_6514532_2711927_n.jpg)
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Lunchbox on 08 May 2011, 16:00
Oh thank goodness.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: calenlass on 08 May 2011, 21:54
The weirdest thing is the colour tones in his face. Brown does not seem to suit him nearly so well as the blue, even though it's his natural colour. Ionno, I'll get used to it. He is rocking a sort of Sean Bean Boromir dealy (http://cjbannister.users.btopenworld.com/boromi3.jpg) now, which probably looks better not-blue anyway.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Dollface on 08 May 2011, 23:20
Oh my, thats bit too blue for my eyes.
Title: Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
Post by: Doctor Online on 14 May 2011, 12:29
May have been posted, but I have scanned through and didn't spot any mention. Here ya go (http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/05/10/norway.beard.moustache.championship/index.html?hpt=C2)! Enjoy!