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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Arky on 19 Nov 2010, 04:04

Title: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: Arky on 19 Nov 2010, 04:04
Hands in the air, rock out with your sock out, whatever you want to do- but are you on board the Hanners and Marten ship?  The USS Manners (or the USS Mannelore?) is setting sail, finally free of the cock-blockade of the Romulan Warbirds Dorten and Farten and looking an increasingly good chance to overcome the Klingon Bird of Prey Hanners' OCD which once sunk anything within several sectors of this harbour, and is now comfortable even with letting things into touching distance.

From reading 36 pages so far of WCDT, I am convinced:  screw Farten, the USS Manners would be the most popular storyline ever run.  They don't have to have icky sex or bodily fluid exchanges.  Just draw Marten and Hannelore having a romantic date, and the sheert SQUEEEEEEE will power the world's energy grid for days.  Forget t-shirts:  you could get onto the people mechandising Prince William's wedding and sell out a run of $100 commemorative plates before the endorphins wore off.  Instant millionaire Jeph!  It must happen!

You know it makes sense.  I'm Sam Kekovich.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIO06VgG8fQ#t=1m22s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIO06VgG8fQ#t=1m22s)
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: eyosgkxb on 19 Nov 2010, 07:41
When fandom goes too far.  :police:

Sure, I'd like to see what happens whan a girl with OCD and a indie band guy who works at a library get together.
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: daryljfontaine on 19 Nov 2010, 07:47
Mannelore is acceptable (and just bizarrely fun to say), but it's "Manners" for short.   :lol:

cock-blockade

+ONE MILLION INTERNETS.

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Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: Kugai on 19 Nov 2010, 13:09
No.

Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: slydon on 19 Nov 2010, 13:12
Please no Hannersmarten hurt comfort fic
They'd surely nice each other to death. While I imagine that would appeal to both of them right now... there's no place for the relationship to go w/o breaking character.
It has my heart's vote, but not my mind's
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: nihongonoriyoushamei on 19 Nov 2010, 13:19
I want it SO BAD!  Hannelore is the best character by an ORDER OF MAGNITUDE!!!!!  But I don't want it now.  A Mannelore rebound would just be OOC, unless he did it in a really interesting way.  But I think it would be AWESOME after an appropriate gap.  I get why people think it would be too saccharine though.
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: aLEXander on 21 Nov 2010, 15:20
I'd rather see Hanners' first relationship be a first for someone else too, namely Sven, I think it would be appropriate to force Sven in to a committed relationship with minimal sexual activity, plus it would help Hanners and anything that helps Hanners is ok in my book.
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: Occams Meataxe on 21 Nov 2010, 18:59
Haven, maybe.
Marilore, an outside chance.
Hapint is within quantum possibility.
Hanten? No.
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: muffin_of_chaos on 21 Nov 2010, 19:28
As far as I can tell, Marten and Hanners would be unable to have a physical relationship.  And I really don't think the attempt would be made.
It's unfortunate that in adult relationships touching or intimacy is usually a sticking point.

...Which makes me imagine Jeph doing what a ton of authors do, and start doing side drawings of a funky alternate plotline/time-warp (or strange amnesia ala Final Fantasy 8) with a chibi-cast (like age 12 maybe) that has adventures.  Hanners would be the new but strange girl that nice boy Marten befriends.  Hijinks and awkward adolescent pseudosexual tension ensues, and they say the darnedest and cutest things.  Might be awesome merch possibilities.
Thank goodness Jeph probably won't do that.
Though who can tell, all things considered. :psyduck:
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: JD on 21 Nov 2010, 22:09
No thank you
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: Alphapenguin on 22 Nov 2010, 14:09
No thanks, I'm trying to watch my sweet intake.
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: AlthorEnchantor on 11 Dec 2010, 21:51
If it weren't impossible, Hanners X Marten would be the most likely couple.

Hey, if you gotta make a first post, go Yogi Berra or go broke.
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: est on 11 Dec 2010, 23:28
Hey who was it that wanted an example of a bad thread?
Title: Re: Hanners and Marten: you know you want it
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Dec 2010, 23:57
Hey, if you gotta make a first post, first check what's going down around here!