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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 29 Nov 2010, 03:47

Title: QC at work...
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 29 Nov 2010, 03:47
I was going through the IT logs looking for proof that someone was looking at porn at work.     Sometimes I really don't like my job because I have to punish people.

Looking through the logs,  I realized full 2/3ds of the office staff reads Questionable Content, not including Wife Unit and I.

I ordered a QC book for the break room bookshelf today because of that.   

I find it humorous,  given this discovery well over 3/4 of my social group reads this comic.     8-)
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: pwhodges on 29 Nov 2010, 03:58
I recently received a document from the UK police detailing the steps that IT staff need to take when investigating possible child abuse pictures in computers in order to have a defence against prosecution for seeing the photos during the investigation! - because seeing the pictures at all means that the offence of "making" the image has been committed by causing the computer to display them, regardless of the circumstances.  The steps include having two appropriate people at the computer at all times, and logging by hand on paper every individual keystroke and mouse click made during the investigation.
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 29 Nov 2010, 04:01
Oh nothing of that sort happened here.   Just a general sort of porn.    Rather tame.    In fact for a Canadian bimbo she is quite attractive in an over-inflated sort of way.

...hrumph can't have that sort of thing in a professional environment though no sir.   
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: Irenfrea on 01 Dec 2010, 03:48
Well you're lucky, once I worked at a cybercafe and some random dude came asking for porn. I was surprised and somewhat amused, and asked "what kind of porn?", and this guy said "well, you know, kiddy porn". I just could shout "get the fuck out from here before I call the cops" and the guy ran away.
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: Cammy on 02 Dec 2010, 07:37
It's been dead here at work for the past few days, so I was able to catch-up on my QC reading on my DroidX.

My co-workers keep asking me what's so damn funny. I have a feeling if I were to repeat any of angry bird's dialogue, they'd send me to H.R.!
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: machzel08 on 02 Dec 2010, 11:14
When i worked in IT i came up with the simplest way to stop porn at work.

Send out a memo (on friday) stating that starting monday all internet activity will be logged, categorized by user, printed and posted next to the time clock friday morning for all to see.

The threat alone was enough to make it stop.
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: Wiregeek on 02 Dec 2010, 11:17
That sort of thing ever gets implemented, I'll have to punch a hole in the firewall and just tunnel home. screw your logs, broheim.

...of course, I'm neither a normal user, nor a problem-generator for IT, so I don't think I'll ever encounter that.
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: machzel08 on 02 Dec 2010, 11:22
yea i printed out a "fake set of logs to walk around and show a few people.

i made sure to look out for power users like yourself.

besides, if the IT dept's logs ever got out they would have realized how little work i did haha
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 03 Dec 2010, 07:33
yea i printed out a "fake set of logs to walk around and show a few people.

i made sure to look out for power users like yourself.

besides, if the IT dept's logs ever got out they would have realized how little work i did haha

So... you get paid... to make fake logs... to scare people...?

I wish I could find a job like that.    :-D
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: Wiregeek on 03 Dec 2010, 08:15
on-topic, at least tangentially, I now have the login and password for root/admin access on the webfilter here at work.


Great power, great responsobility.

Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: akronnick on 03 Dec 2010, 08:43
...great opportunity for black mail! :evil:
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 03 Dec 2010, 11:04
...great opportunity for black mail! :evil:


So we've gone from bragging about my employees reading QC at work...  to how IT people do nothing but print fake logs and blackmail people.    Fantastic!    :-D
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: pwhodges on 03 Dec 2010, 11:13
Shucks, it's all coming out.  Next plan...
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: kostya on 04 Dec 2010, 22:47
I worked in IT for a bit. The company was growing and the internet connection was getting saturated. The director of infrastructure asked for a list of the top internet users,  intending to talk to them about what they were using the connection for. Most everyone in the department made the list. We decided to post pone it for the next day when the counts reset and everyone in the department knew to not read their comics until AFTER the list was printed.
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: jcbbjjttt on 08 Dec 2010, 10:33
I have a "server" (really just a small home desktop) that I can ssh into using video forwarding. I then use my favorite browser to access the internet using my connection from home. Only thing that would show up on my log is that I am connecting to some IP address a lot not specifically what I am accessing. I highly recommend this to anyone who just can not wait to get home before viewing their favorite comics / videos.  :-P

Or... you could just "work"... but, that is no fun!
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: ink slinger on 08 Dec 2010, 11:24
Oh nothing of that sort happened here.   Just a general sort of porn.    Rather tame.    In fact for a Canadian bimbo she is quite attractive in an over-inflated sort of way.
People still look at naked pictures of Pamela Anderson?
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 09 Dec 2010, 16:05
No some chick in Alberta.
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: jwhouk on 09 Dec 2010, 20:28
I should have an Oilers/Flames joke going here, but I'm stumped.
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: TheEvilDog on 11 Dec 2010, 06:42
I should have an Oilers/Flames joke going here, but I'm stumped.

Its ok, it happens to everyone at one stage or another. Its nothing to feel ashamed about.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go over there and laugh for an hour or so. Don't worry, it has nothing to do with you.
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: Carl-E on 11 Dec 2010, 07:37
No some chick in Alberta.

Hey, my GF's from there... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlfriendInCanada)
Title: Re: QC at work...
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 11 Dec 2010, 09:39
I can't tell you the name of the site because that would be LINKING TO PORN.   Eventually it'll dawn on you as to what place she's from... and if I'm any more obvious about it I could get Moderated... with a SHOVEL TO THE HEAD.... or perm-banned.