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Title: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2010, 22:24
ABSTRACT

what's up cockgobblers here's the new shit in town it's called the Carlos Santana Game and it's what a motherfucker plays to prove how hard, how raw, how goddamn real he fucking is. or she. motherfuckers transcend traditional gender norms y'all

if you don't know about santana's 18th record – a cumulation of all things santana, really – then you're about to get fucked up the ass by the rock hard dick of knowledge. guitar heaven is santana's covers record, a crapload of tracks that santana has deemed historically significant and worthy of santanization. santana – perhaps the sole true guitar hero of our time, as evidenced by his role in the guitar hero series of games by harmonix & red octane – decided to lay down a searing collection of these songs rendered in his own idiosyncratic and dare i say fucking brilliant style, recruiting a slew of high-calibre guest stars (and i mean stars) to live up to the legacies of the vocalists in the way that santana and his immaculate crew of studio musicians live up to the legacies of the musicians behind those vocalists.

don't believe me? listen for yourself, shitstains (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSEUSHVokgA&feature=&p=B1EFF27DA643F097&index=0&playnext=1).

I BET YOU ARE NOW WONDERING: "AT WHAT POINT DOES THIS BECOME A GAME, AS OPPOSED TO THE NIGHTMARE HELL I AM CURRENTLY LIVING BY CLICKING ON THAT YOUTUBE LINK"

well you are lucky that point is right fucking now.

the game is simple. you simply hypothesize a song that santana would cover, with an artist that would be in santana's manager's rolodex – or maybe that santana himself would like! obviously this leaves a bunch of artists out. if you suggest that he'd cover a neutral milk hotel song you're maybe retarded. ditto with recruiting like m. ward or something. don't make that joke, it's not fucking funny and like pales in comparison to the actual real life joke of Santana ft. Nas - "Back In Black (AC/DC)."

but it also opens possibilities. turn on the local dadrock station. now turn on the local hard rock station. congratulations, you've listened to, respectively, a potential cover song and a potential singer. maybe turn on a pop station and take a risk. face it – as funny as you might think mf doom might be attached to it, "fight for your right to party" wouldn't be a santana cover unless you could get ke$ha involved.

santana is an eclectic dude, I GUESS, but he's also like painfully unaware of anything subcultural – if it's not something millions of people have heard, and not something with the potential for a rippin' guitar solo, he's not interested, dig? so you can play around a bit but you've got to kind of set your sights on something he might actually do. that's what makes the game funny, you know? the best ones are ones you can actually hear in your mind.

okay i've got cranky and distracted here's the format for the game.

POST ONE OF THESE THINGS:

Santana ft. _________ - "Song You've Chosen"
Santana ft. Artist You've Chosen - "____________"

where the Whatever You've Chosen is chosen by you, the poster. the fun comes in the blank – the blank is what other posters will fill in. then the poster who did the filling in posts a new thing and it begins all over like the circle of life or the rock cycle or some shit. is this clear? no. maybe this will clarify for you.

POSTER ONE:
Quote
Santana ft. Tyler Connolly – "______"
POSTER TWO:
Quote
Santana ft. Tyler Connolly – "Smokin' In The Boys Room"

Santana ft. ________ – "I Heard It Through The Grapevine"

do you get it okay i'm going to start now now now now now now now now now now now now





Santana ft. Alicia Keys - "_____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: leftandleaving on 13 Dec 2010, 22:34
Santana ft. Alicia Keys - "Pour Some Sugar On Me"




Santana ft. _____________ - Longview
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Dec 2010, 22:39
ok for real i'm going to interrupt what will hopefully a successful game to point out that seriously if you feel maybe you aren't quite getting it or you feel like you could use something to really concretely nail down what a santana cover song is and should represent it's whatever the fuck this is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsnPZzs7mrk) with special attention to 1:49

edit: ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod (http://www.scottstappofficial.com/users/fusciah/blogs/439069)
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: JimmyJazz on 13 Dec 2010, 23:10
Santana ft. Patrick Stump - "Longview"

Santana. ft. _________ - "November Rain"

p.s. do I get restitution pay for the trauma that listening to the above songs has caused me?
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Tom on 13 Dec 2010, 23:54
Santana ft. Lynyrd Skynyrd -  "November Rain"

Santana ft. _____________ - "Free Bird"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 13 Dec 2010, 23:56
Santana feat. T-Pain - "Free Bird"

Santana ft. ______ - "St. Anger"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Tom on 13 Dec 2010, 23:59
Santana ft. Taylor Swift - "St. Anger"

Santana ft. __________ - "Electric Feel"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Dec 2010, 00:31
okay i'm going to jump in early again and try to steer this train because i want this thread to succeed fucking god damn it

1) lynyrd skynyrd are dead, living artists only. imagine that this record could be made and released early next year. that is an actual rule.

2) i hate to do this but guys the funny shit – i can't stress this enough, it's impossible to make a rule but please follow this one piece of advice – the funny shit comes from when you combine two things that santana would be super earnest about, not two things that are weird and obscure that are outside of santana's purview, or two things that don't connect at all. the humour comes from things that organically follow one another, e.g. "of course santana would not only cover that song but enlist that person to sing it."

look. if you are having trouble figuring it out or maybe think i'm being unfair, just look at the guitar heaven tracklist:

Quote
1.    "Whole Lotta Love" (feat. Chris Cornell)    3:51
2.    "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" (feat. Scott Weiland)    5:38
3.    "Sunshine of Your Love" (feat. Rob Thomas)    4:43
4.    "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" (feat. India.Arie & Yo-Yo Ma)    6:02
5.    "Photograph" (feat. Chris Daughtry)    4:04
6.    "Back in Black" (feat. Nas & Robyn Troup)    4:20
7.    "Riders on the Storm" (feat. Chester Bennington & Ray Manzarek)    5:23
8.    "Smoke on the Water" (feat. Jacoby Shaddix)    5:06
9.    "Dance the Night Away" (feat. Patrick Monahan)    3:23
10.    "Bang a Gong" (feat. Gavin Rossdale)    3:41
11.    "Little Wing" (feat. Joe Cocker)    4:52
12.    "I Ain't Superstitious" (feat. Jonny Lang)    3:56

Bonus Tracks (Deluxe Edition)
1.    "Fortunate Son" (feat. Scott Stapp)    3:45
2.    "Under the Bridge" (feat. Andy Vargas)    5:09

ok now look at these examples culled from another thread on this that i made elsewhere

Quote
santana ft. jack white, "black betty"
santana ft. justin hawkins - we are the champions
Santana ft. Chris Daughtry - Every Rose Has its Thorn
santana feat. brad arnold (3 doors down) and jason bonham: i feel free

the best part and the funniest part about those songs is that you can honestly imagine exactly how they would sound. you can even imagine the music videos. santana and jack white have a dueling guitar solo, because santana respects how jack white plays the guitar. justin hawkins is singing along with all the children of the world, every single race is represented. chris daughtry is strumming the acoustic guitar in a smoky room in the back of a taqueria in los angeles. really: these are actual examples someone else pulled out, and you can honestly hear them in your brain. don't make it wacky. don't think like yourself. think like carlos santana. think of songs he would like and then would like to play guitar on. become one with the cosmos.

Santana ft. Taylor Swift - "St. Anger"

Santana ft. __________ - "Electric Feel"

santana ft. damon albarn - "electric feel"

santana ft. _________ - "Takin' Care of Business"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Christophe on 14 Dec 2010, 00:48
Santana ft. Steve Harwell (of Smash Mouth) - "Takin' Care of Business"

Santana ft. _________ - "Cortez the Killer"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KurtMcAllister on 14 Dec 2010, 00:55
Santana ft. Chad Kroeger - "Cortez the Killer"

Santana ft. Nicki Minaj - __________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Tom on 14 Dec 2010, 01:51
Santana ft, Nicki Minaj - "No Matter What they Say"

Santana ft. Lindsay Lohan - "_______"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 14 Dec 2010, 02:18
Santana ft. Lindsay Lohan - "You're So Vain"
(they'd throw in a gratuitous geetar solo in there, obvs)

Santana ft. Snoop Dogg - _________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 14 Dec 2010, 02:31
Santana ft. Snoop Dogg - "Stairway To Heaven"

Santana ft. Willow Smith - "______________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: BlahBlah on 14 Dec 2010, 02:53
Santana ft. Willow Smith - "Gimme Shelter"

Santana ft. Eric Clapton - "____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 14 Dec 2010, 02:54
Santana ft. Eric Clapton - "Jump"

Santana ft. Tommy Lee - ____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 14 Dec 2010, 03:18
Santana ft. Eric Clapton - "Jump"

Santana ft. Tommy Lee - ____________

Santana ft. Tommy Lee - "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It"

Santana ft. __________ - "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: the_pied_piper on 14 Dec 2010, 06:08
Santana ft. Enrique Iglesias - "Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely"

Santana ft. __________ - "Surrender"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 14 Dec 2010, 07:47
Santana ft. Caleb Followill (King of Leon) - "Surrender"
Santana ft.                 - "One Whiskey, One Scotch, One Beer"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 14 Dec 2010, 09:10
Santana ft. Amy Winehouse - "One Whiskey, One Scotch, One Beer"

Santana ft. __________ - "Only the Lonely"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Dec 2010, 10:14
Santana ft. Caleb Followill (King of Leon) - "Surrender"

oh my god aaahahahahaha

enrique iglesias was a perfect choice for "show me the meaning of being lonely" since like that song doesn't have a guitar solo in it iirc BUT enrique being on the track would mean they would be able to español it up. i'm picturing plenty of nylon stringed guitars.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: De_El on 14 Dec 2010, 11:50
Santana ft. Michael Buble - "Only the Lonely"

Santana ft. George Clinton - _____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Christophe on 14 Dec 2010, 12:13
Santana ft. George Clinton - "Electric Avenue"

Santana ft. Brian Setzer - ____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 14 Dec 2010, 12:16
Santana ft. Brian Setzer - "Johnny B Goode"

Santana ft. ______ - "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 14 Dec 2010, 12:34
Santana ft. Thom Yorke - "For Whom The Bell Tolls"

Santana ft. ?uestlove - "_____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 14 Dec 2010, 14:51
Santana ft. ?uestlove - "Hide And Seek"

Santane ft. ______ - "Bohemian Rhapsody".
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: october1983 on 14 Dec 2010, 15:04
Santana ft. Enya - "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Santana ft. wil.i.am - "_____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 14 Dec 2010, 15:22
Santana ft. will.i.am - "The House of the Rising Sun"

Santana ft. __________ - "Smooth" (i.e; Santana + _____ covering Santana ft. Rob Thomas)
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 14 Dec 2010, 15:33
Santana ft. Justin Timberlake- "Smooth" (i.e; Santana + Justin Timberlake covering Santana ft. Rob Thomas)

Santana ft. _______ - "Good Vibrations"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 14 Dec 2010, 15:35
Santana ft. Ezra Koenig - "Good Vibrations"

Santana ft. ______ - "Enter Sandman"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 14 Dec 2010, 15:39
Santana ft. Das Racist - "Enter Sandman"

Santana ft. ______ "Simple Man"


(I have an answer in my mind, and you get a point for guessing correctly)
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 14 Dec 2010, 16:26
Santana ft. Violent J "Simple Man"

Santana ft. Thanks To The Miracle of Modern Technology Jimi Hendrix "_____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 14 Dec 2010, 16:30
Santana ft. Jimi Hendrix "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

Santana ft. _______ "The Christmas Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cubgWvBfs24)"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 15 Dec 2010, 03:22
Santana ft. A tape of Nat King Cole (like that version of Unforgettable his daughter did) "The Christmas Song"

Santanna ft. __________ - " Born to Run
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 15 Dec 2010, 06:03
Santana ft. Violent J "Simple Man"

Dammit Dovey. The correct answer (and honestly I'm suprised this hasn't happened yet) was Kid Rock.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KharBevNor on 15 Dec 2010, 06:07
Santana ft. Thanks To The Miracle of Modern Technology Jimi Hendrix "_____________"

This is a valid point. Though I can't quite wrap my brain round the totality of the reasons this thread is supposed to be amusing, from what I can discern Santana is just the person to hire serious men with glasses to digitally reconstruct the voices of dead pop stars for his music. Similar to the terrifyingly plausible rumor about George Lucas buying up the rights to old films so he can use CGI technology to paste undead reconstructions of famous dead actors into his films.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: leftandleaving on 15 Dec 2010, 06:25
Santanna ft. James Hetfield- " Born to Run



Santana ft ______________ - "Walk This Way"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 15 Dec 2010, 06:40
Santana ft. Lil' Bow Wow, Drake & Steven Tyler - "Walk This Way".. The logic here is that Steven Tyler has descended sufficiently into self-parody to do this.

Santana ft. Keith Urban - "___________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Christophe on 15 Dec 2010, 10:05
Santana ft. Keith Urban - "Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"

Santana ft. Daft Punk - _____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: De_El on 15 Dec 2010, 10:21
Santana ft. Daft Punk - "Rebel, Rebel"

Santana ft. ________ - "Heart of Glass"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Dec 2010, 10:50
Santana ft. Thanks To The Miracle of Modern Technology Jimi Hendrix "_____________"

This is a valid point. Though I can't quite wrap my brain round the totality of the reasons this thread is supposed to be amusing, from what I can discern Santana is just the person to hire serious men with glasses to digitally reconstruct the voices of dead pop stars for his music. Similar to the terrifyingly plausible rumor about George Lucas buying up the rights to old films so he can use CGI technology to paste undead reconstructions of famous dead actors into his films.

no totally that's a really on-point joke. santana would buy a tupac a capella if it would sound good over some bongos
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Kai on 15 Dec 2010, 11:25
Santana ft. Duran Duran - "Heart of Glass"

Santana ft. Fiona Apple - _________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Christophe on 15 Dec 2010, 14:12
Santana ft. Fiona Apple - "What's Up"

Santana ft. ____________ - "Say It Ain't So"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 15 Dec 2010, 15:11
Santana feat. Jon Bon Jovi - "Say It Ain't So"

Santana feat. _________ - "Santana DVX"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: De_El on 15 Dec 2010, 16:17
Santana ft. Ludacris - "Santana DVX"

Santana ft. Shania Twain - __________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Christophe on 15 Dec 2010, 16:36
Santana ft. Shania Twain - "California Dreaming"

Santana ft. _________ - "Your Body is a Wonderland"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 15 Dec 2010, 19:12
Santana feat. Rod Stewart - "Your Body is a Wonderland"

Santana feat. __________ - "London Calling"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Dazed on 15 Dec 2010, 21:00
Santana feat. Glenn Danzig - "London Calling"

Santana feat. ___________ - "Tom Sawyer"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Dec 2010, 06:59
Santana ft. Violent J "Simple Man"
Dammit Dovey. The correct answer (and honestly I'm suprised this hasn't happened yet) was Kid Rock.

That actually does make perfect sense, but I like mine better. Also I too am surprised it hasn't happened yet, or at least some kind of Santana vs. Kid Rock thing.

Santana ft. Thanks To The Miracle of Modern Technology Jimi Hendrix "_____________"
This is a valid point. Though I can't quite wrap my brain round the totality of the reasons this thread is supposed to be amusing, from what I can discern Santana is just the person to hire serious men with glasses to digitally reconstruct the voices of dead pop stars for his music. Similar to the terrifyingly plausible rumor about George Lucas buying up the rights to old films so he can use CGI technology to paste undead reconstructions of famous dead actors into his films.
no totally that's a really on-point joke. santana would buy a tupac a capella if it would sound good over some bongos

Thanks guys, although I do have to say that I now regret not using Stevie Ray Vaughn for the joke instead of Jimi.

Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 16 Dec 2010, 07:19
It just seems right, if anything involving Kid Rock can seem "right".
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 16 Dec 2010, 07:25
Santana feat. Glenn Danzig - "London Calling"

Santana feat. ___________ - "Tom Sawyer"

Santana ft. Tommy Morello - "Tom Sawyer"

Santana ft. __________ - "White Wedding"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Dec 2010, 07:34
Santana ft. Gerard Way- "White Wedding"

Santana ft. Susan Boyle- "___________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: the_pied_piper on 16 Dec 2010, 07:39
Santana ft. Susan Boyle - "I Will Survive"

Santana ft. _________ - "Here Comes The Sun"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 16 Dec 2010, 11:58
Santana ft. Nic Cester (Jet) - "Here Comes The Sun"

Santana ft. James Blunt - "_____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 16 Dec 2010, 12:07
Santana feat. James Blunt - "Raspberry Beret"

Santana feat. Michael Stipe - _________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KharBevNor on 16 Dec 2010, 13:47
Santana feat. Michael Stipe - "Children of the Revolution"

Santana feat. _________ - "We Will Rock You"

(am I doing it right?)
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: De_El on 16 Dec 2010, 21:03
Santana feat. Damian Kulash (singer of Ok Go) - "We Will Rock You"

Santana feat. ______ - "War Pigs"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Ballard on 16 Dec 2010, 22:00
Santana ft. Gerard Way- "White Wedding"

Oh god, my sides.

Santana feat. Cedric Bixler-Zavala - "War Pigs"

Santana feat. Adam Levine - _______
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Dazed on 16 Dec 2010, 22:20
Santana Feat. Adam Levine - "Hotel California"

Santana Feat. Jerry Cantrell - _____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 17 Dec 2010, 00:16
Santana ft. Jerry Cantrell - "Sleigh Ride"

Santana ft. Brokencyde - "____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 17 Dec 2010, 02:57
Santana ft. Steve Harwell (of Smash Mouth) - "Takin' Care of Business"

This one is so perfect.  It really hits that Santana sweet spot of "painfully obvious song choice" and "lead singer of band that was popular between five and fifteen years ago".

Santana ft. Brokencyde - "Welcome To The Jungle"

Santana ft. Darius Rucker - "______________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 17 Dec 2010, 09:42
Santana feat. Hootie - "More Than a Feeling"

Santana feat. Lenny Kravitz - _______
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Joseph on 17 Dec 2010, 10:06
Santana feat. Lenny Kravitz - "These Eyes"

Santana feat. ________ - "Brown Eyed Girl"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Dec 2010, 10:44
Santana feat. Lenny Kravitz - "These Eyes"

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Dec 2010, 10:58
Santana ft. Joe Bonamassa - Brown Eyed Girl


Santana ft. Morrissey - _______
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 17 Dec 2010, 11:11
Santana ft. Morrissey - "Don't Fear The Reaper"

Santana ft. _______ - "Johnny B. Goode"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Joseph on 17 Dec 2010, 13:22
Santana feat. Lenny Kravitz - "These Eyes"

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

It just makes so much sense that Santana would figure to make Lenny Kravitz cover another Guess Who song. I was almost tempted to write 'American Woman' again, just because it felt like a song Santana might want in on, as is.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: PintsizesBloodyCock on 18 Dec 2010, 10:47
Santana ft. Morrissey - "Don't Fear The Reaper"

Santana ft. _______ - "Johnny B. Goode"

Santana ft. Brad Paisley - "Johnny B. Goode"

Santana ft. _______ - "Crazy" (Gnarls Barkley)
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 18 Dec 2010, 19:47
Santana ft. Jack Black - "Crazy"

Santana ft. Ghost of Santana Past (i.e. recordings of him from 15 years ago) - "_______"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 19 Dec 2010, 08:18
Santana ft. Morrissey - "Don't Fear The Reaper"

Santana ft. _______ - "Johnny B. Goode"

Whoa we did that one already. With Brian Setzer.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 20 Dec 2010, 02:11
There is probably room for at least three versions of Johnny B. Goode on this hypothetical Santanna record.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 20 Dec 2010, 02:18
It takes a long time to dial in the exact balance between jaunty horns and timbale fills
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2010, 02:30
Santana ft. Ghost of Santana Past (i.e. recordings of him from 15 years ago) - "_______"

Santana ft. Santana - "Black Magic Woman 2010"

Santana ft. _______ - "Black Or White"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 20 Dec 2010, 02:46
Santana ft. Orianthi- "Black or White"

Santana ft. M. Shadows- "___________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 20 Dec 2010, 03:09
Santana ft. M. Shadows - "November Rain"

Santana ft. ________ - "Gold Digger"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2010, 03:11
Santana ft. Orianthi- "Black or White"

Santana ft. M. Shadows- "___________"

i love you
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 20 Dec 2010, 11:36
Yaaaay I'm good at something
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 21 Dec 2010, 02:20
Whoa we did that one already. With Brian Setzer.

Mea culpa. I did not read through the entire thread.

Santana ft. ________ - "Gold Digger"

Santana ft. Shawn Mullins & Nature - "Gold Digger"

Santana ft. Seal - "__________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 21 Dec 2010, 02:43
Santana feat. Seal - "Love TKO"

Santana feat. _________ - "TNT"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 21 Dec 2010, 02:47
Santana ft. Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach - "TNT"

Santana ft. Celine Dion - "____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 21 Dec 2010, 02:52
Santana ft. Celine Dion - "Theme from the Bodyguard"

Santana ft. Dave Matthews - ___________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 21 Dec 2010, 03:07
Santana ft. Dave Matthews - "Faeries Wear Boots"

Santana ft. ____________ - "Streets of Philadelphia"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Dec 2010, 10:10
Goddamnit Lumm, it's pretty obvious that Streets of Philadelphia is really the one Dave Matthews is "right" for. Oh well,

Santana ft. Jason Mraz - "Streets of Philadelphia"

Santana ft. _________ - "Me and the Devil Blues"

Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 21 Dec 2010, 14:21
Santana ft. Dave Matthews - "Faeries Wear Boots"

Oh wow.

Santana feat. Big Boi - "Me and the Devil Blues"

Santana feat. ________ - "The Boys Are Back In Town"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Gridgm on 21 Dec 2010, 15:44
i was tossing up on an acoustic version of this after hearing the mountain goats' cover of it once but decided on
Santana feat. slash- "The Boys Are Back In Town" (instrumental)

Santana feat. Boris - _____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: PintsizesBloodyCock on 21 Dec 2010, 16:24
i was tossing up on an acoustic version of this after hearing the mountain goats' cover of it once but decided on
Santana feat. slash- "The Boys Are Back In Town" (instrumental)

Santana feat. Boris - _____________


Santana feat. Boris - Seven Nation Army

Santana feat. _______ - Hysteria
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2010, 00:55
Santana feat. Boris - _____________

hrmery
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 22 Dec 2010, 05:33
Tuathal, I'm afraid you're doing it wrong. The point of this game is to bring in artists that people would know, since that's Santana's whole MO. Who is Mr. E anyways?
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 22 Dec 2010, 06:18
Mark Everett from Eels.

By the way, the correct answer for Boris would have either been the above Me & The Devil Blues (since they actually covered that a while back) or uh..

I dunno, probably Stairway.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 22 Dec 2010, 06:44
Okay, but still; Stephen Malkmus and Mark Everett have this, you know... "Artistic Credibility", and Carlos Santana just does not roll with that.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 22 Dec 2010, 10:17
I think the litmus test is "is this person or song associated with any sort of subculture?" If the answer's yes, then Carlos Santana probably would not work with that person/cover that song, as he's only into things that are or were once popular. Of course, exceptions do spring to mind--e.g., Dave Grohl and most popular (or formerly popular) rappers--but only because they've had so much mainstream exposure and success that it serves to essentially scrub out their former associations with any sort of subculture. If you ask yourself that question and you're still not sure, ask yourself "Is this music that my cousins in Indiana would be aware of?"

That said:

Santana ft. Mark Everett - "Maggie May"

Santana ft. __________ - "Behind Blue Eyes"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 22 Dec 2010, 10:48
Santana feat. Kris Kristofferson - "Behind Blue Eyes"

Santana feat. __________ - "Get Up, Stand Up"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: De_El on 22 Dec 2010, 12:06
Santana feat. Flavor Flav and samples of Chuck D - "Get Up, Stand Up"

Santana feat. John Lydon - ________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: JayJayD on 22 Dec 2010, 14:29
Santana feat. John Lydon - Karma Police

Santana feat. ________ - Games without Frontiers
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2010, 15:20
I think the litmus test is "is this person or song associated with any sort of subculture?" If the answer's yes, then Carlos Santana probably would not work with that person/cover that song, as he's only into things that are or were once popular. Of course, exceptions do spring to mind--e.g., Dave Grohl and most popular (or formerly popular) rappers--but only because they've had so much mainstream exposure and success that it serves to essentially scrub out their former associations with any sort of subculture. If you ask yourself that question and you're still not sure, ask yourself "Is this music that my cousins in Indiana would be aware of?"

the litmus test is, would a fan of chad kroeger be aware of this person. the litmus test is do you think this musician's fans drink bud light lime
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 22 Dec 2010, 15:21
here's a thing. turn on a pop or dadrock or hard rock station. listen very carefully to the commercials where artists phone in and say "hi this is jacoby shaddix from papa roach." those people? they are the people santana will recruit.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 22 Dec 2010, 15:56
The Litmus test is if the people who buy said artists records are all FUCKING RETARDED CULTURALLY BACKWARD MORONS
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 23 Dec 2010, 01:35
belgium's charts must be straight up kooky
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 23 Dec 2010, 03:27
I sincerely doubt that Santana knows there is a place called belgium. After all, this man claimed he never played woodstock, until he was shown footage of himself playing at woodstock.

Nevertheless, go belgians with decent taste in music! Eels are good!
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 23 Dec 2010, 05:47
Yeah, good on ya, Belgium!
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Patrick on 24 Dec 2010, 11:22
Santana feat. John Lydon - Karma Police

Santana feat. ________ - Games without Frontiers

Santana feat. Goldfrapp - "Games Without Frontiers"

Santana feat. James Mercer - ___________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Christophe on 24 Dec 2010, 12:13
Santana feat. James Mercer - "Picture Book"

Santana feat. Travis Barker -  ____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: leftandleaving on 24 Dec 2010, 12:44
Santana Feat. Travis Barker - "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Santana Feat. ____________ - "Under The Bridge"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 24 Dec 2010, 13:28
Santana ft. Lumidee - "Under Da Bridge 2010"

Santana ft. _______ - "Misty Mountain Hop"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Dazed on 24 Dec 2010, 20:21
Santana ft. Lajon Witherspoon - "Misty Mountain Hop"

Santana ft. _______________ - "Cult of Personality"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 25 Dec 2010, 07:37
Santana ft. Ne-Yo - "Cult Of Personality"

Santana ft. Jason Derulo - "__________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 25 Dec 2010, 17:48
Santana ft. Jason Derulo - "Beat It"


Santanna ft. Timbaland - "___________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 27 Dec 2010, 00:19
Oh man, that "Beat It" cover is totally playing in my head. I am seriously hearing bongos in that break before the solo, and Jason Derulo being autotuned shitless. The Solo is the best part though. I can't imagine how funny it would be to see Grandpa Santana try to shred.

anyway:

Santana ft. Timbaland - "My Generation" (the Limp Bizkit song)

Santana ft. ________ - "Pinball Wizard"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: maxusy3k on 27 Dec 2010, 00:38
Santana ft. Ozzy Osbourne - "Pinball Wizard"

Santana ft. P!nk - "__________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 27 Dec 2010, 00:51
Santana ft. P!nk - "Manic Monday"

Santana ft. _____ - "Pink Moon" (I have one in mind for this one, try and guess.)
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 27 Dec 2010, 11:55
Santana ft. P!nk - "Manic Monday"

i'm in awe
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: PintsizesBloodyCock on 28 Dec 2010, 16:39
Santana ft. P!nk - "Manic Monday"

Santana ft. _____ - "Pink Moon" (I have one in mind for this one, try and guess.)

Santana ft. Jack Johnson - "Pink Moon"

Santana ft. Rivers Cuomo - "_______"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 28 Dec 2010, 17:06
Santana feat. Rivers Cuomo - "More Than Words"

Santana feat. __________ - "Black Hole Sun"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Ballard on 29 Dec 2010, 13:19
Santana feat. Eddie Vedder - "Black Hole Sun"

Santana feat. _______ - "Headed for a Heartbreak"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 30 Dec 2010, 06:52
Santana ft. Adam Lambert - "Headed For A Heartbreak"

Santana ft. Nicki Minaj - "___________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Dec 2010, 10:21
Santana ft. Nicki Minaj - "No Woman No Cry"

Santana ft. ___________ - "We Are the World"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 30 Dec 2010, 11:06
Santana - "We Are The World"

Santana ft. Paul Rudd - "__________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 31 Dec 2010, 03:18
Santana ft. Paul Rudd - "Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car" (Funny Or Die exclusive!)

Santana ft. ________ - "Iron Man"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: est on 31 Dec 2010, 16:11
Santana ft. Bruce Dickinson - "Iron Man"

Santana ft. ________ - "Telephone Line"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Tom on 31 Dec 2010, 19:33
Santana ft. Lady Gaga - "Telephone Line"

Santana ft. the cast of Glee - ____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 31 Dec 2010, 19:52
Santana ft. the cast of Glee - "Come Together"

Santana ft. Rick Ross - ______________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 31 Dec 2010, 20:51
Santana ft. the cast of Glee - "Come Together"

Oh my God. It's perfect.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Tom on 31 Dec 2010, 21:20
The next Santanna recording will feature the entire cast of Glee on every track years after they've faded into obscurity.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 03 Jan 2011, 16:44
I have to say, Lummer, you are shockingly good at this game.  Adam Lambert on "Headed for a Heartbreak," and Pink on "Manic Monday" are particularly inspired.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 04 Jan 2011, 13:57
Santana ft. Rick Ross - "Ready or Not" (would also feature Rihanna)

Santana ft. _________ - "Alone Again Or"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 04 Jan 2011, 14:11
Santana - "We Are The World"

like, it's an instrumental version? i'm shitting myself laughing here
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 05 Jan 2011, 00:55
Yep. The gag is, "We Are The World" is ONLY Carlos Santana. No collaborators at all.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 05 Jan 2011, 05:20
Santana ft. Sully from Godsmack "Alone Again Or"

Santana ft. Ricky Martin "_______________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 05 Jan 2011, 08:13
Santana ft. Ricky Martin - "When A Man Loves A Woman"  :mrgreen:

Santana ft. _________ - "Another One Bites The Dust"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Dazed on 05 Jan 2011, 10:00
Santana ft. Paul Rodgers - "Another One Bites The Dust"

Santana ft. David Lee Roth - _____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 05 Jan 2011, 10:02
Santana feat. David Lee Roth "Hot Hot Hot"

Santana feat. Chris Martin "___________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Dazed on 05 Jan 2011, 10:06
Santana ft. Chris Martin - "Layla (Acoustic)"

Santana ft. __________ - "Free Ride"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 05 Jan 2011, 10:12
Santana feat. Joss Stone "Free Ride"

Santana feat. Buckcherry "_____________________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KvP on 05 Jan 2011, 12:04
Santana feat. Buckcherry - "American Woman"

Santana feat. Andre 3000 - _____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 05 Jan 2011, 13:14
Santana feat. Andre 3000 "We Want The Funk"

Santana feat. Mark McGrath, "________________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: PintsizesBloodyCock on 05 Jan 2011, 15:58
Santana feat. Mark McGrath - "Semi-Charmed Life"

Santana feat. Chester Bennington - "___________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 05 Jan 2011, 23:54
Santana feat. Chester Bennington - "Master of Puppets"

Santana feat. _________________ - "Bring the Noise"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 06 Jan 2011, 00:10
Santana feat. Dr. Dre - "Bring the Noise"

Santana feat. ___________ - I love Rock and Roll
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: KurtMcAllister on 06 Jan 2011, 00:52
Santana feat. Miley Cyrus - I love Rock and Roll

Santana feat. ___________ - God Only Knows
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 06 Jan 2011, 05:59
Santana feat. Justin Bieber "God Only Knows"

Santana feat. ________"Groovy Kind of Love"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: PintsizesBloodyCock on 06 Jan 2011, 14:04
Santana feat. Michael Buble - "Groovy Kind of Love"

Santana feat. __________ - "Rio"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: alexaub on 07 Jan 2011, 23:08
Santana feat. Davey Havok (AFI) - "Rio"

Santana feat. ______________ - "Livin' On a Prayer"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: PintsizesBloodyCock on 07 Jan 2011, 23:26
Santana feat. Justin Hawkins - "Livin' On a Prayer"

Santana feat. Tom Delonge - "_______________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Ballard on 08 Jan 2011, 05:16
Santana feat. David Lee Roth "Hot Hot Hot"

hahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 09 Jan 2011, 13:47
Santana feat. Tom DeLonge "Ball and Chain (Salsa Version)"

Santana feat. Steven Tyler "________________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Kai on 09 Jan 2011, 13:58
Santana feat. Steven Tyler - Girls Girls Girls
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Ballard on 10 Jan 2011, 05:04
You forgot to put a continuation, so:

Santana feat. _________ - "American Pie"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 10 Jan 2011, 06:12
Santana ft. Jennifer Hudson - "American Pie"

Santana ft. Amy Winehouse - "____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 10 Jan 2011, 11:40
I mean the obvious reply would be "Cocaine" or like such as "Monday Morning Coming Down" but we can do better than that I'm sure. (probably not)
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 10 Jan 2011, 15:24
Santana feat. Amy Winehouse "I Put A Spell On You (Meringue Version)"

Santana feat. ______________ "Feeling Good"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: The Duke on 10 Jan 2011, 20:59
Santana feat. Amber Riley - "Feeling Good"

Santana feat.                   - Go Your Own Way
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 10 Jan 2011, 23:57
Santana feat. Amy Winehouse "I Put A Spell On You (Meringue Version)"

yessssssss


Santana ft. Susan Boyle - "Go your own way"

Santana ft ________ - "Misirlou"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: leftandleaving on 11 Jan 2011, 00:11
Santana ft. The Black Eyed Peas - "Misirlou"

Santana ft. ____________ - "Jukebox Hero"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 11 Jan 2011, 05:31
Santana ft. The Black Eyed Peas - "Misirlou"

I'm not sure what the Black Eyed Peas would do on this song? The Roots, I could see - good guitarist, great drummer, and substitute the Tuba for the1-5 bassline... Anywho-

Santana feat. Chris Cornell - "Jukebox Hero"

Santana feat. ___________ "Rockin' Into the Night"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Patrick on 11 Jan 2011, 09:34
Santana feat. George Thorogood - "Rockin' Into The Night"

Santana feat. Blues Traveler - ____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 11 Jan 2011, 11:18
Santana feat. Blues Traveler - "Can't You Hear Me Knocking"

Santana feat. Damian Marley - "______________________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Jan 2011, 13:40
Santana ft. The Black Eyed Peas - "Misirlou"

I'm not sure what the Black Eyed Peas would do on this song? The Roots, I could see - good guitarist, great drummer, and substitute the Tuba for the1-5 bassline... Anywho-

NOT THE POINT
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 11 Jan 2011, 13:41
Santana ft. Damian Marley - "Red Red Wine"

Santana ft. ___________ - "Just A Girl"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: leftandleaving on 11 Jan 2011, 15:24
Santana ft. The Black Eyed Peas - "Misirlou"

I'm not sure what the Black Eyed Peas would do on this song? The Roots, I could see - good guitarist, great drummer, and substitute the Tuba for the1-5 bassline... Anywho-

The joke is that the Black Eyed Peas already appropriated Misirlou for one of their shitstains of a song, so of course Santana would recruit them to add to his own version.
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 11 Jan 2011, 15:40
yeah it would become misrlou with an updated verse from "pump it" with references to santana's music
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: PintsizesBloodyCock on 11 Jan 2011, 16:45
Santana ft. Avril Lavigne - "Just a Girl"

Santana ft. ___________ - Supermassive Black Hole
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Alex C on 11 Jan 2011, 18:36
Santana ft. Gwen Stefani - Supermassive Black Hole

Santana ft. Liam Gallagher - ___________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: altered_carbon on 11 Jan 2011, 21:04
Santana ft. Liam - Instant Karma!

Santana ft. Bone Thugz - ________



Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Jan 2011, 21:46
Santana ft. Bone Thugz- Express Yourself

Santana ft. The Lonely Island- ________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 12 Jan 2011, 02:43
Santana ft. Lonely Island - "They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!"

Santana ft. __________ - "Frontier Psychiatrist"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 12 Jan 2011, 09:40
Santana ft. The Black Eyed Peas - "Misirlou"

I'm not sure what the Black Eyed Peas would do on this song? The Roots, I could see - good guitarist, great drummer, and substitute the Tuba for the1-5 bassline... Anywho-

The joke is that the Black Eyed Peas already appropriated Misirlou for one of their shitstains of a song, so of course Santana would recruit them to add to his own version.

Ahhh... sorry wasn't aware.  I half thought the joke was crediting them on an instrumnetal since none of them play instruments (that I'm aware).  It would just be Santana playing guitar and nothing else, but the credits would still say "feat. The Black Eyed Peas."

Santana feat. Fastball "Frontier Psychiatrist"

Santana feat. Kenny G "_________________"

Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 13 Jan 2011, 02:16
Santana feat. Kenny G "Baby It's Cold Outside (instrumental)"

And on that theme:

Santana feat. Mannheim Steamroller - "_______________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Chad K. on 13 Jan 2011, 08:05
Santana feat. Mannheim Steamroller "Bohemian Rhapsody/Black Magic Woman Instrumental Medley"

Santana feat. Cory Taylor (credited as from Stone Sour) - "__________________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 13 Jan 2011, 08:28
Santana feat. Cory Taylor (credited as from Stone Sour) - Easy

Santana featuring "_______________" - Head On
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Patrick on 13 Jan 2011, 10:10
Santana feat. that annoying voice from the commercials - "Head On"

Santana feat. Bela Fleck - "_______"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Zingoleb on 13 Jan 2011, 13:06
Santana feat. Bela Fleck - Take it Easy

Santana feat. ______ - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: The Duke on 13 Jan 2011, 16:48
Santana feat. Scott Weiland - Smells Like Teen Spirit

Santana feat. ___________ - All Along the Watchtower

Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Dazed on 13 Jan 2011, 18:01
Santana feat. Dave Matthews - All Along the Watchtower

Santana feat. ____________ - Hip to be Square
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 14 Jan 2011, 09:14
Santana Feat Mikey Erg - Hip To Be Square

Santana feat _______ - Money For Nothing
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Patrick on 14 Jan 2011, 17:17
Santana feat. Bruce Springsteen - "Money For Nothing"

Santana feat. Steve Vai - "________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: The Duke on 14 Jan 2011, 18:13
Santana feat. Steve Vai - Master of Puppets (instrumental - huzzah for harmonizing guitars!)

Santana feat. James Hetfield - ____________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Dazed on 14 Jan 2011, 21:48
Santana feat. James Hetfield - "Paradise City"

Santana feat. Anthony Kiedis - ___________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Patrick on 14 Jan 2011, 22:43
Oh man why would you even conceive of such a pairing

Why would you put that sonic image in my head, I can't un-imagine that, god damn it
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Dazed on 14 Jan 2011, 23:07
Then I have done my job well mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 15 Jan 2011, 00:41
Carlos Santana ft. Anthony Kiedis - "War (What is It Good For?)"

Carlos Santana ft. Brandon Boyd (Incubus) - "______________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 24 Jan 2011, 14:32
Santana feat. James Hetfield - "Paradise City"

TAKE ME DOWN, HYEEEEAHHH
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Johnny C on 24 Feb 2011, 18:46
but it also opens possibilities. turn on the local dadrock station. now turn on the local hard rock station. congratulations, you've listened to, respectively, a potential cover song and a potential singer. maybe turn on a pop station and take a risk. face it – as funny as you might think mf doom might be attached to it, "fight for your right to party" wouldn't be a santana cover unless you could get ke$ha involved.

from the stranger's recent review of a ke$ha concert:

Quote
But somewhere around the closing number, “We R Who We R,” where Ke$ha, Mister Rogers–like, tells the audience, “I hope that song inspires you to be yourself, unapologetically, always,” and the two-part encore, where she and the backup dancers sing “TiK ToK” while dressed as enormous tropical birds, and she bashes a piñata full of condoms into the audience during a cover of “Fight for the Right (to Party)” while wearing the Washington State flag as a superhero cape, it occurs to me: This woman is going to rule a media empire one day. She must be a lizard-alien beast; I could parse the symbols and themes out of this show for decades and still not get to the real meaning of it all. It’s like a coded alien manifesto, with too much density for human brains to understand.

reality is so close to this
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 26 Sep 2012, 13:12
Fuck, you guys..

This thread..
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Ph2 on 26 Sep 2012, 14:47
Carlos Santana ft. Anthony Kiedis - "War (What is It Good For?)"

Carlos Santana ft. Brandon Boyd (Incubus) - "______________"

Carlos Santana ft. Brandon Boyd (Incubus) - Shades of Grey

Carlos Santana ft. Michael Nesmith - "______"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: slaufer on 26 Sep 2012, 20:39
Santana ft. Michael Nesmith - "Space Lord"

Santana ft. Serj Tankian - ________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 27 Sep 2012, 01:31
Santana ft. Serj Tankian - "Woolly Bully"

Santana ft. _________ - "Carry On My Wayward Son"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 27 Sep 2012, 10:07
Santana ft. that dude from Maroon 5 - "Carry On My Wayward Son"

Sanana ft. Keith Richards - __________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 27 Sep 2012, 11:44
Santana ft. Keith Richards - "All The Young Dudes/Todos Los Hombres Jóvenes"

Santana ft. Sia - "____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: slaufer on 27 Sep 2012, 16:40
Santana ft. Sia - "Dream On"
Santana ft. Royston Langdon - ________
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Ph2 on 27 Sep 2012, 19:44
Santana ft. Sia - "Dream On"
Santana ft. Royston Langdon - ________

Santana ft. Royston Langdon "Rock Out"
Santana ft. Josh Homme - ____
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Patrick on 30 Sep 2012, 11:54
Santana ft. Josh Homme - "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"

Santana ft. _____ - "Beez In The Trap"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 01 Oct 2012, 12:31
Santana ft. Missy Elliott - "Beez In The Trap"

Santana ft. Kylie Minogue - "_________________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: valley_parade on 01 Oct 2012, 21:52
Santana ft. Kylie Minogue - "Barracuda"

Santana ft. ______ - "Ohio"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Lummer on 02 Oct 2012, 01:30
Santana ft. Eros Ramazotti and Bryan Adams - "Ohio"

Santana ft. Men Without Hats - "____________"
Title: Re: As Promised Here Is The Carlos Santana Game
Post by: Patrick on 02 Oct 2012, 02:57
Santana ft. Kylie Minogue - "Barracuda"

I would listen to this on repeat for a week, no joke