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Title: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:33
Like, 13000 posts is a lot of fucking posts, man.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:34
Also it's impressive/crazy that Ray and I are still on the first page of people who post the most considering he quit forever ago and like, I've been banned for like a year or something.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:35
Anyway what I'm saying is one of you guys who is an admin should probably give me a custom title, because that sounds awesome.

Also, maybe post less? Like there aren't any threads how are there 13 thousand posts to make.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2011, 21:45
I was gonna criticise you for making an immensely shitty thread and then criticising the quality of other threads but I like the idea of that "Board Theory" thing and hope it does interesting things so basically you're breaking even here.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2011, 21:47
Also some of us have a lot of posts cos we only have one account
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2011, 21:48
It's lame that I got pretty excited when I realised I'd made it into the top 10 postcounts isn't it
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:49
I mean really that thread wouldn't have been made if I hadn't made this one first, just cuz the fact that this community used to be such an understandable and straightforward place to me is what really caused me to remark on the post-counts.

It's like, as I move into this new decade I am remembering that I have been posting on this message board for close to 7 years now, which is like, a small amount less than a third of my life, and yet for some reason the fact that Harry has 11000+ posts is just totally unbelievable to me.

Like I know he's been here, and posting, but I guess I thought all the post counts must have been wiped at some point for some reason because it is really hard for me to comprehend that people have made that many posts on this message board.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:56
Also some of us have a lot of posts cos we only have one account

Yeah no I mean I definitely understand that my checkered history here changes the game in my case but even if you added up all my gimmicks and all my accounts and whatever I don't think I'd be at 13000. I might be close to 10 so there's some perspective there but still it's just a lot.

Also I am not criticizing threads in this thread although I have in the past it seems kind of pointless to me to just complain about shit without trying at all to make things better and I know that there's no way anyone is gonna take that seriously this time around, I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots" but what I was really trying to say was there just AREN'T threads. Like the front page is pretty standard.

And probably in 100 plus pages of relationship thread you can add up thousands of posts, but, it also seems boggling to me that anyone reads that thread outside of checking to see if people have responded to their posts about their feelings, so...

Yeah I mean I dunno, man.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2011, 22:01
What trips me out is that none of the super high postcount people have ridiculous post per day counts. It's usually between 5 and 6/day, which is entirely reasonable, and that these huge postcounts are merely a result of simply having been here a long-ass time, like somewhere between a quarter and a third of yr life. That's ridiculous! What makes a person keep coming back to these places damn near daily for four, five, six years?

I'd be super surprised if some jokers hadn't written theses on this sort of thing (like, definitely more than one thesis. For sure). Someone dig those up for me.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 22:02
See now we're back to board theory!

Also Tommy has 14000 posts, he just hides it well.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2011, 22:08
Yeah screw tommy, what a cop-out.

Anyway, I think you're underestimating two things here:

1- The amount of sway/respect you still get around here, particularly among boarders who matter (no offense if you're a boarder that doesn't matter  :mrgreen:)
2- The amount that people actually read threads, as opposed to skimming for something worth talking about. I don't necessarily mean people are only looking for stuff directly about themselves, more just something they actually can reply to. I usually skip a post if a cursory speed-read doesn't impress me.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2011, 22:09
I hope someone else posts in here soon, this is getting awkward
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: tommydski on 01 Jan 2011, 22:14
I have about 15,000 overall. That seems like a lot but I dunno, it's been like seven years or more.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 01 Jan 2011, 22:35
I'd be super surprised if some jokers hadn't written theses on this sort of thing (like, definitely more than one thesis. For sure). Someone dig those up for me.

Back when I was going to do my Honours I was planning on writing this thesis.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: johnny5 on 02 Jan 2011, 01:23
13k is pretty low, especially when you look at the posts/day. which is good news, i suppose, it shows most people on here are actually being productive in other ways and not spending all their time on here. another board i post on people will "celebrate" every 10k posts and the top poster has something like 47k on his current account.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: scarred on 02 Jan 2011, 01:33
We recently had a thread where we talked about how long we've been logged in, in terms of hours, and it kind of blew my mind when I actually looked and saw and contemplated the fact I've been on this website for a cumulative total of 49 days. Granted, some of that could be shaved for me leaving my browser open and leaving the room and stuff, but still. Dang.

Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: pwhodges on 02 Jan 2011, 01:42
I'd be super surprised if some jokers hadn't written theses on this sort of thing (like, definitely more than one thesis. For sure). Someone dig those up for me.

My wife's main concern at work these days is the use of electronic communications in higher education, and she has written papers on its use in assessment and teaching, and its effect on outcomes; but a board like this, being (in her view) essentially aimless or trivial navel-gazing, would be beneath her interest.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Lunchbox on 02 Jan 2011, 01:54
I am actually honestly surprised that mine is only 81 days because I feel as if I am on here like 80% of the time I am awake, and I've been here for years and years.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Tom on 02 Jan 2011, 01:55
My motto is quality over quantity, of which, I have neither.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 02 Jan 2011, 02:05
Don't be so hard on yourself, you've got pretty good quantity!
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 02 Jan 2011, 02:05
I have so many posts because I can so rarely resist the opportunity for a cheap and obvious joke.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 02 Jan 2011, 02:05
Or multiple posting!
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Elizzybeth on 02 Jan 2011, 02:25
I'd be super surprised if some jokers hadn't written theses on this sort of thing (like, definitely more than one thesis. For sure). Someone dig those up for me.

My wife's main concern at work these days is the use of electronic communications in higher education, and she has written papers on its use in assessment and teaching, and its effect on outcomes; but a board like this, being (in her view) essentially aimless or trivial navel-gazing, would be beneath her interest.

I could easily write my dissertation on something like this in the field I'm going into.  I actually had a paper proposal on social construction of group identity on web forums accepted to a conference last year; I didn't end up doing the conference, but still.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 02 Jan 2011, 02:28
Or multiple posting!

you must lose yourself in the posting persona. give in. the only person standing in the way of your postcount is you
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 02 Jan 2011, 02:28
bitches on my dick cause i look like vincent cassel
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 02 Jan 2011, 02:29
the above is a demonstration on how to get thirteen thousand posts with little or no effort

e: ok cheap jokes aside, the difference between this and other forums is that i actually post in multiple places on this forum. i've got posts in almost all of the subfora i think (i'm not sure that i've ever posted in the forum that was art & drawing), and i check music, entertainment and the i guess tech/video game forums as often as i do this off-topic section. discuss i check less often but i still poke my head in regularly. and i think the reason i do that on this forum and don't really do that in other places is that the community here is different and i'm more interested in talking with them about a diverse array of topics in those other subfora, so i have a lot of potential conversations going on at once. it's likely the same for a lot of folks, i would think.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Spluff on 02 Jan 2011, 02:33
I outsource all my posting to a slave labor company in china these days


PLEASE SEND HELP. TO 3 XINHUA ST BEIJING. WE HAVE NO FOOD OR WATER. MY CHILDREN ARE DEATHLY ILL. OUR LIFE DEPENDS ON YOU


thats why my grammar has dropped off dramatically
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Jan 2011, 03:07
Posting in the opposite of a legendary thread.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: jhocking on 02 Jan 2011, 06:07
What trips me out is that none of the super high postcount people have ridiculous post per day counts. It's usually between 5 and 6/day

In my case I used to have a really high post-per-day count, but the average has been coming down because I've posted so much less for the last couple years.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 02 Jan 2011, 09:08
Slowing down in yr old age?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Jan 2011, 11:45
I was a little surprised to see that I've been on for about 128 days.  I've finally reached the upper echelons of posting, and I'm only at 4 or so posts a day, compared to the old days when I welcomed every one (then again there haven't been as much of those and it's mostly hidden thanks to being lumped in with QC Discussion)
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Blue Kitty on 02 Jan 2011, 11:47
What trips me out is that none of the super high postcount people have ridiculous post per day counts. It's usually between 5 and 6/day

In my case I used to have a really high post-per-day count, but the average has been coming down because I've posted so much less for the last couple years.

Something something fiancee and not being married, I'm just not feeling it.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: est on 02 Jan 2011, 19:18
Yeah, I have seen some forums with 100k+ posters in only a few years because they don't have an irc channel or anything like that, they just post shit back and forth all day
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 02 Jan 2011, 19:19
Oh boy, it's a good thing we don't just post dumb shit back-and-forth to each other around here, right est?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 02 Jan 2011, 19:27
RIGHT EST?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 02 Jan 2011, 19:42
Well there you go then everyone, I guess estaben's point is proved.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: est on 02 Jan 2011, 20:05
Damn straight?

I don't know how people do it, actually. Sit there and refresh a thread over and over until someone else posts?  I dunno.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: johnny5 on 02 Jan 2011, 20:19
fixing the f5 button is not easy work, i tell you
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2011, 20:58
Yeah, I have seen some forums with 100k+ posters in only a few years because they don't have an irc channel or anything like that, they just post shit back and forth all day

Yo wait but what about my custom title.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: tania on 03 Jan 2011, 18:00
this is my 6th year on this forum and i know my (relatively) low post count is mainly due to the couple of times that i left for a really long time but regardless, i think i've maintained a pretty steady presence before and since. you 10k+ people are just obscene.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Lines on 03 Jan 2011, 19:39
I honestly don't know why my post count is this high.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Rizzo on 03 Jan 2011, 22:37
I've only been logged in for 17 days in five and a bit years so I feel vindicated that I'm not a complete sellout. I've also left a couple of times so who knows. In saying that, I often feel there's not that much to say or that much worth saying on a lot of threads. The majority of threads in most subs aren't really things I'm into so I more or less only stay for the people.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Kugai on 03 Jan 2011, 23:05
Depends on how often you Post.

Hey, I've been here since '06 and only just recently cracked the 2000 Post barrier.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 04 Jan 2011, 06:55
I've just been over to another forum I occaisionally frequent and the top poster there has almost 47000 posts in a little under four years. Frightening really, although punnage and spree posting is a part of the culture there.

In comparison, this place is nice and slow and I really like that, give you more time to take things in and enjoy more of what people have to say. Mind you, I do enjoy a drunken, wikipedia fuelled fish pun fight from time to time.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 04 Jan 2011, 07:17
Hey I've been here 7 and a bit years and I'm only on about 1600 posts. I think that's good...
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: ZJGent on 04 Jan 2011, 08:03
I am constantly amazed at how low my postcount is - I feel like I spend a considerable dollop of my time on these forums, considerable enough certainly to warrant more posts than the digit displayed to the left of this post. I do tend to keep my more trivial trivia to the Meebo though - so I would certainly agree that the presence of a chat forum keeps the post-per-day in check.

I do worry, in my more egocentric and pessimistic moments, that the real reason that I don't appear on anyone's list of "strong boarders" is that I am incapable of making a lasting impression and that my presence here is barely notable. Thankfully I don't remedy this with self-serving threads about myself - the darker moods of self-interest often pass quickly with me remembering about the spectacular times I had with forum members in for'n parts and the memorable hijinks that ensued (though that is probably a remark best saved for expansion in the 'Board Theory' thread).
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 04 Jan 2011, 08:24
Whoever thinks Rodrick isn't a high-level boarder should check themselves
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 04 Jan 2011, 13:59
3000 posts in about 5 1/2 years ... I feel kinda on par, I guess, knowing that there are a lot of threads and areas of the forums that I'm just not really active in at all.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 04 Jan 2011, 14:32
Whoever thinks Rodrick isn't a high-level boarder should check themselves

word
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 04 Jan 2011, 14:33
it would interesting to see exactly how many of my posts consist of nothing but the word "word"


probably too many
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 04 Jan 2011, 14:34
goddamnit why am i always the one to break the page with some dumb shit
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: ummmkay on 04 Jan 2011, 14:57
in response to ZJGent - as someone who's been lurking and occasionally posting here for like four years (oh god), i think the only reason anyone wouldn't consider you one of the upper echelon (so to speak) probably just hasn't been around here that long! you certainly don't post as much as some of the people who are super well known, but i've always found your posts to be entertaining and memorable.

anyways yeah i think i made an account in like late 2006 or something, can't be bothered to look. i don't post very much.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Kugai on 05 Jan 2011, 18:51
goddamnit why am i always the one to break the page with some dumb shit

Word
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Toba on 08 Jan 2011, 20:47
Man, going into this thread I was sure it was going to be the most self absorbed bullshit thread ever. However, it isn't.

I forget often about this forum but I always come back.  I guess I've been on here for like 5.5 years now which is sorta surprising.  I'm with ZJGent on this - it's not your postcount that matters.  I've had some great times with forumers but I mainly know them through the irc chan.  It's funny how you can be so heavily influenced by a place and a community just by being aware of it and tapping into what it offers every so often over a long enough period in your life.

I've only been logged in for supposedly 4 days and 17 minutes and I have something around 500 posts I think, but it sure feels like a hell of a lot more than that - in short, numbers can't describe feelings, people, and a community.

You're all awesome.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: JD on 08 Jan 2011, 21:06
I think at one point I was averaging thirteen posts each day.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: JD on 08 Jan 2011, 21:06
And that was before I did this multiple posting bullshit.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Jan 2011, 21:16
I like to think we go back and forth with each other in the Pointless thread.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Demonic Angel on 09 Jan 2011, 08:07
it would interesting to see exactly how many of my posts consist of nothing but the word "word"


probably too many
word
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Demonic Angel on 09 Jan 2011, 08:08
It's moments like these that make me realize my postcount is what you guys pull in a week.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: boobmaster on 16 Jan 2011, 13:50
Like, 13000 posts is a lot of fucking posts, man.
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damn ur right, that's a hell of a lot of posts! hell,its alot more than my fuckin ass would type! most of it is probably just a bunch of shit though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: SonofZ3 on 16 Jan 2011, 14:09
I've been here for four years and have a relatively low post count. Its the same on the other forums I'm a member of. I just don't tend to post a whole lot. I also tend to stop checking different message boards for a few weeks at a time when work really picks up.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Kugai on 16 Jan 2011, 20:49
It's moments like these that make me realize my postcount is what you guys pull in a week you need Minties.

Fixed
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: tania on 17 Jan 2011, 07:31
who or what exactly is a boobmaster
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: redglasscurls on 17 Jan 2011, 07:35
Like a ringmaster? Teachin' them tricks and all
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: KharBevNor on 17 Jan 2011, 09:59
The master of being a boob.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Toba on 17 Jan 2011, 17:24
The master of being a boob.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Jan 2011, 17:47
boobmaster
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: jhocking on 17 Jan 2011, 17:56
bübmeister
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 17 Jan 2011, 18:09
I prefer the more succinct "titboss".
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Caleb on 17 Jan 2011, 18:50
GazongaJefe?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Cernunnos on 17 Jan 2011, 19:05
Brustführer
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 17 Jan 2011, 19:08
Regional Manager, Secondary Sexual Characteristics - Mammaries Division.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Lines on 17 Jan 2011, 19:55
Breastdictator
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: KharBevNor on 18 Jan 2011, 04:09
Great conductor of the Orbs.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: öde on 18 Jan 2011, 05:17
Jubblelord.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: McTaggart on 18 Jan 2011, 06:10
Fat Controller
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: StMonkey on 18 Jan 2011, 06:15
The Duke of Knockers
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: ZJGent on 18 Jan 2011, 06:50
Mammarian Maestro?
Hooter Honcho?
... Bristol Baron?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Jan 2011, 07:36
boobmaster.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Jan 2011, 07:38
honestly a lot of people only get better at posting through practice so frankly i encourage posting as often as possible. just post all the time. i mean think about what you're doing when you post – even the posts i make that are just the word "boobmaster" in this thread i'm thinking of contexts and preceding posts and the kind of timing you'll get as you scroll down the page, you know? every post is considered – but also just go ahead and do it.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Barmymoo on 18 Jan 2011, 13:00
I used to avoid this thread because seriously it doesn't say anything but it has suddenly become funny because breasts are funny.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Jan 2011, 13:20
breasts are funny.

boobmaster
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Dliessmgg on 18 Jan 2011, 14:57
(http://sites.google.com/site/aaronquam/Vulshok-Boobmaster.jpg)
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Patrick on 19 Jan 2011, 01:03
That guy's gonna come back to this thread and not know what the fuck's happening
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Jan 2011, 17:03
boobmaster.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Jan 2011, 17:04
Pre-empted yr post
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 19 Jan 2011, 17:25
When I saw all the boobmaster related posts I assumed those were people suggesting custom titles for me.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 19 Jan 2011, 17:25
dovey you are like among my number one dudes, i want you to know that
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 19 Jan 2011, 17:25
What I am saying is if my custom title was "Boobmaster" I would be really happy about it.

Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 19 Jan 2011, 17:26
I would also be totally okay with my custom title just being "Custom Titties"
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 05 May 2011, 21:42
I can't believe that some people remember my name.  My post count was so retarded at one point because I had a job where once I got my work done I was on here all day and I did have something named after me.  Then I lost my job, other real life stuff happened and then more reali life stuff happened.  And I abruptly remembered I had this account still and just came on here tonight.  It's reassuring after so much that's changed I see some familiar names still on here.  I was listening to Wilco today and I thought of that one guy who use to have several accounts.  Tylerdurden and the five or more different names based off of Wilco songs and American Pyscho characters or other books by that guy.  And Calenlass!  And really all of you.  Every time I listen to real metal it reminds me of Khev.  Heh.  I think I need more booze, I don't work tomorrow.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Lunchbox on 05 May 2011, 21:50
That guy you're talking about made the last couple posts.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 05 May 2011, 21:59
The internet hobo?  Shitdicks i can't remember his name now. 
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Lunchbox on 05 May 2011, 23:34
Totally gonna call Khar 'Khev' from now on.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 05 May 2011, 23:47
Or Kiev!  I also vaguely recall a Kiefer  for so and so for who's name is obscured in booze
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: calenlass on 06 May 2011, 01:41
Man guys, I just hit 53 days on this here forum and like that seems like a whole lot to me.

Ray, I bet you only remember me because of how many times I hit you up on AIM at 4am when I was at uni in WV. psh
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: happybirthdaygelatin on 06 May 2011, 04:28
Pft, or how about all the times I'd hit you up on AIM when I was at work and you'd hop on between classes?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: calenlass on 06 May 2011, 12:15
I am pretty sure there were a few months there where we basically never stopped talking
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 May 2011, 14:01
(no offense if you're a boarder that doesn't matter  :mrgreen:)
Do I matter? :psyduck:  Also:
Quote from: David_Dovey
yr
God damn it, good sir, that word has vowels.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 06 May 2011, 14:07
No.

On all counts, no.

Just. Fucking. No.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 06 May 2011, 21:53
N.

n ll cnts, n.

Jst. Fcking. N.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 06 May 2011, 22:12
You missed an i.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 06 May 2011, 22:20
Oh so now you're criticising people for not removing vowels, huh?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2011, 01:31
Oh so now you're criticising people for not removing vowels, huh?
It's the inconsistency.  Remove all vowels or leave them all in, but don't half-ass and just mess up "your".
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: est on 07 May 2011, 01:33
yr face is inconsistent
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 07 May 2011, 02:34
To be fair, a consistent face would be pretty dull. How would you tell when a person was sad? When they were happy? When they really needed to poo?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2011, 09:58
Oh so now you're criticising people for not removing vowels, huh?
It's the inconsistency.  Remove all vowels or leave them all in, but don't half-ass and just mess up "your".

We've been over this a million times, it's a deliberate stylistic choice, please go fuck yrself

cnts

this made me laugh.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Dliessmgg on 07 May 2011, 10:10
Do we need a stylistic choice to replace yr?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Dliessmgg on 07 May 2011, 10:11
Yawr.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2011, 10:11
How about we make a stylistic choice called spelling things properly?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: JD on 07 May 2011, 10:12
Oh so now you're criticising people for not removing vowels, huh?
It's the inconsistency.  Remove all vowels or leave them all in, but don't half-ass and just mess up "your".

We've been over this a million times, it's a deliberate stylistic choice, please go fuck yrself

it's like the trolls in homestuck
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2011, 10:14
I don't get this reference.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2011, 10:14
GOOD
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2011, 10:16
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Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 07 May 2011, 10:17
Oh hey it's another of your deliberate stylistic choices.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Dliessmgg on 07 May 2011, 10:21
Everybody is an auteur; there is no grammar but the grammar of the heart.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: tommydski on 07 May 2011, 10:22
You have to let this forum go, Dovey.

It's like how you don't go back to a house you've moved out of and take a naked piss in the middle of the night. Sure you did it a thousand times whilst you lived there but now it's just not appropriate.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2011, 10:28
It's the principle goddamnit
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2011, 10:28
Yeah OK I don't know what that was supposed to mean either
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2011, 10:28
I'm just really close to 10k posts y'all
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2011, 10:29
And heyoooo we're back on topic
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: McTaggart on 07 May 2011, 11:26
Hey Dovey if you want to post more but don't think five in a row is fine then this is neat little breaker for you so you can keep going if you want.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2011, 12:06
I'm just trying to have a constructive conversation guys
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Patrick on 07 May 2011, 12:35
God it feels like a fucking millennium since the last time I saw that picture

I actually missed it
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: tommydski on 07 May 2011, 12:46
Is he about to collect semen or urine? Or is he going to fit a gigantic condom?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Tom on 07 May 2011, 13:52
Who cares, he just wants it inside of him.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: KharBevNor on 07 May 2011, 18:52
I still think yr is totally lame hipster bullshit, but I've given up really caring about it now, because it is totally lame hipster bullshit.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2011, 21:03
one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: calenlass on 07 May 2011, 21:30
DOOOOORKS
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Lines on 07 May 2011, 21:37
I still think yr is totally lame hipster bullshit, but I've given up really caring about it now, because it is totally lame hipster bullshit.

This man speaks the truth. Sadly it still annoys the shit out of me just like any other chopped up word, like ur, w8, etc.



That felt so wrong typing those...
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: JD on 07 May 2011, 21:46
I ceased caring about not caring for stupid hipster bullshit.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Toba on 07 May 2011, 21:49
I still think yr is totally lame hipster bullshit, but I've given up really caring about it now, because it is totally lame hipster bullshit.

YOU are totally lame hipster bullshit
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: sean on 07 May 2011, 22:39
guys its a punx thing. relax
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: sean on 07 May 2011, 22:40
also

I ceased caring about not caring for stupid hipster bullshit.

:mrgreen:
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Spluff on 08 May 2011, 01:46
We've been over this a million times, it's a deliberate stylistic choice, please go fuck yrself

So is comic sans
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 08 May 2011, 01:48
If you guys keep that up I'm ging to decimate your vowls. I mean actually decimte, ancient Rome style: I'm ging to go through your posts and rmove every tenth vowel. Se how you like that.



Like that?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Dollface on 08 May 2011, 01:54
You wouldnt dare.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Spluff on 08 May 2011, 01:56
but this post has only nine vowls

 :psyduck:



Now it does
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: pwhodges on 08 May 2011, 04:53
A decimated vowel, of course
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Spluff on 08 May 2011, 05:38
It's not decimated, you removed the ninth vowel, instead of the tenth. The tenth was the o in your 'now'.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 08 May 2011, 06:01
What on earth is a vowl?

A vigilante owl.

Who else do you think is going to keep all those mouse gangs and mouse hoodlums in check? The cops?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: pwhodges on 08 May 2011, 06:06
Vowels are sounds; we have five letters (aeiou) that always represent vowel sounds, and one (y) that sometimes does and sometimes doesn't.  I have consistently counted y as a vowel when representing a vowel, and not when representing a consonant.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 08 May 2011, 13:38
I still think yr is totally lame hipster bullshit, but I've given up really caring about it now, because it is totally lame hipster bullshit.

right, just so everyone is like totally clear: "yr" has its origins in beat culture, making it one of the few things which is actually straight-up, unequivocally hipster in origin.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: pwhodges on 08 May 2011, 14:52
Sonic Youth copied its modern usage from Kerouac; but it has been used from time to time since its first appearance in mediaeval manuscripts.  Here are some citations from the OED:

1772 J. KNYVETON Jrnl. 12 June in E. Gray Man Midwife (1946) I. 59  The two rooms and the closet will furnish *yr. obdt. with lecture rooms and office.

1811 SHELLEY Let. 3 Jan. (1964) I. 35  Not that I like yr. heroine.

1876 DISRAELI Let. 13 Sept. in R. S. Churchill Winston S. Churchill (1967) I. Compan. I. 54  I earnestly hope that these arrangements may be consistent with Yr Grace's decision to accept the high office of the Queen's Representative in Ireland.

1973 Black World Sept. 84  Ever get tired of people playing with yr life?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Inlander on 08 May 2011, 18:00
Benjamin Disraeli, what a fuckin' hipster.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 08 May 2011, 18:24
Well yeah, motherfucker named himself after a Cream album.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Patrick on 08 May 2011, 19:06
Hey man fuck you that album rules
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 May 2011, 20:03
Benjamin Disraeli, what a fuckin' hipster.
Is it sad that whenever someone mentions the guy, my first thought is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpMshQ-7F5A)?
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: tommydski on 08 May 2011, 20:21
Sad is the right word, Sir.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 08 May 2011, 20:23
More sad that most people don't, I suppose.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 09 May 2011, 12:54
Hey man fuck you that album rules

Sure am glad I didn't say it sucked (or anything about it other than it exists) then!
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Johnny C on 09 May 2011, 13:15
Sonic Youth copied its modern usage from Kerouac; but it has been used from time to time since its first appearance in mediaeval manuscripts.  Here are some citations from the OED:

badass!
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 May 2011, 13:15
I can't believe that some people remember my name.  My post count was so retarded at one point because I had a job where once I got my work done I was on here all day and I did have something named after me.  Then I lost my job, other real life stuff happened and then more reali life stuff happened.  And I abruptly remembered I had this account still and just came on here tonight.  It's reassuring after so much that's changed I see some familiar names still on here.  I was listening to Wilco today and I thought of that one guy who use to have several accounts.  Tylerdurden and the five or more different names based off of Wilco songs and American Pyscho characters or other books by that guy.  And Calenlass!  And really all of you.  Every time I listen to real metal it reminds me of Khev.  Heh.  I think I need more booze, I don't work tomorrow.

Ha, that's totally me!

Damn, boards.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 May 2011, 13:17
posting on message boards
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Patrick on 27 May 2011, 23:01
Sure am glad I didn't say it sucked (or anything about it other than it exists) then!

DON'T EVER ACKNOWLEDGE ANYTHING'S EXISTENCE EVER AGAIN, DOVEY, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Gryff on 24 Sep 2011, 23:34
Hey so I am kind of pleased that I am only just knocked off the first page of postcounts. This feels like quite an achievement considering I have been absent for what like five years now?

And now here I am again and Ray is all posting after years away and then I saw another thread where you guys were worried about me after the Japan earthquake, which was very sweet of you and hey, it's nice to see so many of you still posting is all.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Gryff on 24 Sep 2011, 23:34
Multiple posting.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Gryff on 24 Sep 2011, 23:35
 :psyduck: And now you have this fucking thing! It's great!
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Eris on 25 Sep 2011, 05:26
Gryff! a lot of people have dropped off from here and moved to Pocket Jury. You should come to pocketjury, it's tops. We have the psyduck there too!
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Sep 2011, 08:16
Pocketjury?  What's that?  Also, I'm apparently near the top of page five after less than a year of occasional posting, if that means anything.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 25 Sep 2011, 11:08
Quote from: Their About page
Pocket Jury is a mobile media review website featuring an international collaboration of bloggers. (http://pocketjury.net/about)
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 25 Sep 2011, 12:13
Cool.  And now I know what it is if I want to find out more, so thanks.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: calenlass on 25 Sep 2011, 15:14
Gryff come be pee-jerks with us!
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Lila on 25 Sep 2011, 16:35
This thread made me realise just how lurky lurky I am.
I've been reading this forum for four and a half years and this'll be my nintieth post. I spend a lot of time on here, too.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: David_Dovey on 14 Oct 2011, 13:01
what the fuck people still post here
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: pwhodges on 14 Oct 2011, 13:19
There's more than one conversation on the Internet, you know.
Title: Re: You guys have a lot of fucking posts
Post by: Method of Madness on 15 Oct 2011, 00:51
Yes, but variety is scary.  We like to pretend those other conversations will just go away if we ignore them.